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#izuku the cryptid
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Aizawa: on a scale from ojiro to Midoriya, how impulsive are you right now?
Izuku: oh sure, become a vigilante one time and you’re being used as a bad example-
Aizawa: first of all, I used you as a bad example before that and I will be using you as a bad example long after you graduate
Aizawa: secondly, don’t try and make this seem like it was an isolated incident
Izuku problem child Midoriya:
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ktskibkg0 · 1 month
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Why is Midoriya such a little Creature.
I don't mean that in the 2018 "smol bean" bullshit way, I mean that bro is fundamentally insane in a way that would make the nearest vetrinarian anxious.
You go outside at two a.m. and he's behind your apartment building. His eyes reflect your flashlight and he hisses when he sees you.
I say this with fondness, of course. I don't have that many memories of him, being a fictive of a pro hero OC, but you don't need that many interactions with Midoriya to get an impression of him.
All Might, come collect your feral son.
- Sano 🎐 (howdy.)
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I laughed way too fucking hard
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Izuku: so I started seeing someone
Aizawa: like a therapist, hallucinations, or dating?
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lethxia · 7 months
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midoriya from my silly little fic called acid reflux. which you can find on my silly little ao3 profile. under the name lcthe.
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epickiya722 · 1 year
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... yeah, no, I'm running in the other direction!!!
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mettywiththenotes · 8 months
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We need more Tomura Izuku au's that don't include heroes and villains
Anyway. Au where Izuku is a zoo keeper and he's bonded to an endangered Aye Aye lemur named Raki Raki they saved and this lemur literally hates every other keeper except Izuku, though he will also threaten him too. But he perches on his arm and shoulders and really it's just a roll of the dice each day as to whether Raki Raki will get comfy on Izuku's shoulder or scream at him and hide but it's the most anybody has gotten out of the little guy since he arrived so now they just send in Izuku whenever they want something done for him
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cupids-valentina · 1 year
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Go read this.
It's hilarious.
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ghoulsmuses · 1 year
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"So if you know or ever knew how to be happy On a scale from one to two now, are you happy? You’re everything you hated, are you happy? Hey, look Ma, I made it, are you happy?"
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pocketramblr · 2 years
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*giggles* Time in BNHA. Not as a student, but as All Might's teaching assistant. While still being like 17. (It was Nezu's idea) He gave AM a healing potion that didn't restore his organs but did close the wound. Tomura is convinced he's the new OFA holder after the USJ. Todoroki thinks he's AM's secret lovechild. What's his quirk? Oh he doesn't have one. Then what was that? Magic. And since Eraserhead can't stop it, maybe it's true. He helps Eri and gives Nighteye a headache. Can see vestiges.
Time, who still only has a vague and tenuous understanding of the word "school": what's a TA?
But hey I think when one explains "training place for heroes" he'd be on board with it. Sounds much better than just putting heroes into a sword coma for seven years and then sending them off!
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ladysunamireads · 2 years
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The Art of Illusion
The Art of Illusion by Space Cryptid
Izuku trotted happily down the hallway, humming to himself. His bare feet made little sound on the warm tiles.
His father followed behind him. It was usually the opposite- Izuku was the one who would follow behind his father. He found it funny that they had swapped. Izuku was the leader now! He was leading his dad to the greenhouse, his favorite place to visit.
Words: 1895, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Sensei | All For One, Midoriya Hisashi
Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Sensei | All For One
Additional Tags: Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Hisashi, Fluff and Angst, Angst, Mentions of Character Death, Past Character Death, Clone AU, Gardens & Gardening, :), Dad for One Week 2022, Day 2: You are more than a clone
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40265874
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Aizawa: how many hours of sleep have you gotten?
Izuku, sleep deprived and completely serious: over what period of time?
Aizawa:
Aizawa: I don’t like that answer
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prettyroselady · 4 months
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This tasty NSFW piece was written for the BNHA Reverse Cryptid Bang. Be on the lookout for the story and artwork! Coming soon!
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Bakugou: listen here you son of a bitch!
Izuku: hey! Don't talk about my mother that way!
Bakugou, thinking about Mr Midoriya: I was talking about your dad
Izuku, thinking of Aizawa: oh. Carry on
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sassypantsjaxon · 5 months
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Fuck it. UA instructors as...things the staff from my college have done, I guess?
Because it's been three and a half years since I graduated and I miss that place every single day
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Principal Nezu
Principal Nezu has everybody's names, faces, and quirks memorized before the first day of school. This is never acknowledged.
(Recovery Girl also learns everybody pretty much right away, but she interacts with them a bit more directly than Nezu, so it doesn't seem quite as weird)
Somehow Nezu manages to both be so chill and yet have no chill.
Nezu once texted Mic to ask if he was available for a call about some program at school and when Mic didn't answer within 15 minutes because he was DRIVING Nezu just called him anyway and was like "is this a bad time? I can call you back :)" Like, no,no, We're both here now, let's have this conversation now. Go ahead
One time Nezu pulled the Big Three out of their classes and brought them into his office to sit them down like he was about to have a Big Serious Conversation, and then he just says "Do you think...it would be possible for you to visit the first year hero classes...and tell them about your experiences? :)" Mirio and Nejire are both going "yeah, sure", while thinking why did we have to get pulled out of class like this was something really important? Amajiki is hyperventilating.
Power loader
Power Loader is like some kind of cryptid.
He just shows up when things need to be fixed, fixes them, and then disappears again. He never says a word. Don't question it, just be grateful and let him stay in his hiding place
Random knowledge. Whenever the rest of the staff has some random question that no one else can answer. Ask Power Loader. He knows. He always know. Don't question that either, he's just one of those kind of people
Power loader and All Might are the only two teachers who were asked to come to UA instead of having to apply
13
Actually 13 falls somewhere inbetween applying and being asked to join the staff, because she kind of created her own job.
She just had a meeting with Nezu one day to be like "Your students need an Unforeseen Simulation Joint! Here's what that means and why you need it" And Nezu went "... :) You're hired!"
All Might
Toughest person anybody knows. Can not handle spicy food.
Everybody loves him. Anybody who doesn't isn't cut out for hero school. This is not bragging, it just happens to be true.
All Might once listed one of his credentials as BAMF. (Izuku absolutely lost it that day)
While discussing I Island with Izuku, All Might very casually stated "My ex husband lives there" as if that isn't an Absolute Bombshell to drop You can't just Say That and NOT ELABORATE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE AN EXHUSBAND!?!!???? (Izuku lost it even more that day)
Present Mic
Mic has a bad habit of talking a little too fast. Nobody's ever 100% sure what he said.
Also he swears. Like. A lot. Like, he would get in trouble as a student for swearing.
There is a drawer on Mic's desk that's labeled 'Present Mic's Top Secret Hiding Place' and anybody who notices it is just like ??? because it's clearly labeled and Not a Secret. But Mic is very scatter brained and will lose anything as soon as it leaves his eyesight. Having a specific place to put things help with that.
EraserMic
Married. But they don't really talk about it, and they don't act married in front of the students, so a lot of them don't realize it
It's actually surprising because they have pictures of them and their kids on their desks. All you have to do is go to the teacher's office. It's not a secret. It's right there.
There's a class for the second years on like, heroism and personal lives or something. Eraser and Mic get to teach part of that unit because they have experience being married heroes.
One year when Aizawa says that he's married to Mic one of the students asks him why
That same year, when Aizawa reveals that there is one teacher he will never be friends with (like, even more than all the other teachers), just because they have nothing in common other than working at UA, and the same student asks him if it's Mic
People assume Mic gets special treatment as Aizawa's husband. This is not true. If anything, he's more likely to get the short end of the stick and be asked to cover for Aizawa.
Eraser Head
Aizawa forgot that there was supposed to be a chaperone for the remedial licensing training and said he would probably be the one doing it. He was not. He sent Mic. Thus proving the previous statement true.
Bad at interpersonal relationships
Has a bad habit of mumbling. Students are never 100% sure what he said
At some point, the people around him start referring to doing anything overly rational as 'pulling an Aizawa'. Yeah. ...yeah...
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rayshippouuchiha · 5 months
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Thank you! So here I am to infodump, full of gratitude, and you can post this if you want no problem it's just a bunch of scattered ideas so yeah. Feel free to chuck suggestions at me too! I really don't know what to do with these... building blocks just yet.
Akatani Mikumo is Midoriya Hisashi.
Toshinori gets sandwiches by the Midoriya couple and it turns into an OT3 but that's much later down the line.
Hisashi is a journalist, keeps getting into everybody's business and Knows™ more than he frankly should.
Hisashi is a Cryptid™. But of a different energy from his son who is all lightning-in-a-bottle jittery On The Verge Of Throwing Hands feral sort of cryptid, Hisashi is mostly of this... supernaturally unflappable blank-faced chill entity.
Who keeps spooking people bc No Footstep sounds.
And might possibly be partially mute or just ridiculously soft-spoken bc when he tries to speak at normal volumehis fire-breathing quirk goes ballistic.
Might or might not have bloodline relations to AFO. Origins ambiguous, Inko just literally plucked the (then) teen off a back alley like he was a stray cat.
Also might or might not have more than one quirk, see the probable AFO connection.
Izuku got his mumbling thing from Hisashi.
A cryptid man who seems normal enough except a little off-kilter, like two inches to the left of what's a “normal” man? Weirdo but nobody can pinpoint how or why. That's the sort of vibe I want with this Hisashi.
And some Wack™ backstory lore I came up w for Hisashi, I dunno what I'll do w it but:
Cw: mention of infant murder, bc I'm Me™ and I was thinking about Yotsumegami (it's my favorite game) and how my version of Hisashi would tie in with it.
Yanno how in Yotsumegami “unwanted children” (children with disabilities, the younger of a twin pair or every sibling except the eldest in triplets or higher, etc) would be killed (it's a real historical practice in Japan, mabiki, they called it) or something like that? Would be kinda fun if an offshoot of that variety existed in the BnHA world, even if it's not outright child murder kids would be abandoned, especially in the chaos of the Dawn of Quirks. People who were scared of quirked people would abandon their quirked child, quirkist folk abandoned their quirkless children, it's chaos.
It would be more prominent during the initial chaos, though I guess laws and stuff would've been passed later on to prevent it or at least cut down the numbers— and the practice fizzled out but there's still a few remote rural villages who accept “unwanted” children.
One such secret community could be like, giving the surname “Akatani” (red valley, for the red of spider lilies used in mabiki in times past) to the children that were discarded at their metaphorical door. Do they still practice mabiki? Debatable. But it's like a giant secret orphanage with questionable, cult-like mentalities.
Akatani Hisashi was one of those until he miraculously escaped and tried to survive in the outside world.
Or maybe he didn't have the Akatani surname at first bc nobody in the remote village had any surname but once he got out he might've created the surname as a way to hm, not quite honor but carry his origins into his new life.
(maybe Yoichi was almost mabiki'd too, like I said I'm still not entirely sure where I'm going with this)
So Izuku gets to grow up w two parents who care a great deal for him. Maybe they move away, resulting in Izuku not having to deal w Bakugou in his childhood. Maybe Izuku makes friends with some other future 1-A classmate.
The Commission keeps trying to track down this one rogue “vigilante reporter” whose name is unknown. And they keep failing because Hisashi (along with his son and excessive gaggle of... comrades? followers? does the Midoriya family accidentally create an organization of rabid info gatherers?) is a certified cryptid.
Izuku has his hands in so many pots. He's a lot more nosey than in canon probably?
Endeavor had better be prepared bc his entire way of life is about to go up in smoke
I don't know why but I just have this very strong feeling that Stain doesn't like Hisashi for one reason or another.
I... wouldn't be entirely opposed to the AU just chucking Bakugou out the window so that he's not in 1-A (or in UA at all, fuck that pomeranian) and instead is replaced by another loud blond...
Fucking Monoma, LMAO.
A lot of the AU is just ?????? for now and most of it is Hisashi backstory but hnnnnng I want to do something with these jigsaw pieces I just don't know what
Also I'll be sending in Hisashi's design in a non-anon ask but could you append it to this ask's answer instead? Thanks!
I adore everything about this!?!?!
Also I didn't get another ask, anon or not, so Tumblr might have eaten it
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