day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.
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Person B: Dom or sub?
Person A: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though
Person C: I'm gonna tell them
Person B: Don't you fucking dare
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Imagine your OTP
A: Let's play Titanic!
B: [snorts] so I'd be the iceberg and you'd go down?
A: No [pulls out flipcharts and projector] we're discussing famous theory icebergs in detail.
B: Oh I'm SO going down on you later.
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Question - do Magnus’s eyes look like this when someone takes a picture of him in the dark?
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"it's only edom, you always come back" and magnus looking at him heartbroken bc he doesn't have the heart to say what they both know, which is that he won't this time
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The internet just reminded me about Magnus crashing Alec’s wedding and calling it off by making out in the middle of the church aisle. Top notch gay cinema moment
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Imagine your OTP:
A: Why are you drunk at 9 in the morning?
B: *smiles cockily* For the same reason I am hot at 9 in the morning - I can't help it
A: That's...That's really not something to be proud of..
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Person A to Person B who's a hotheaded ball of fire: Don't be rude to anyone. You don't know who else is a serial killer.
Person C: What do you mean by who else?
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considering this, alec and magnus would be the worst person to be argued against. alec explode at you and wont stop until he gets the last words while magnus will deliver jabs so low and personal your great great great great grandpa will feel it
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actually how did the conversation between Alec and Magnus go after cog. because Magnus definitely would have asked about Jace & if it's actually a resolved issue because otherwise nothing's changed. only for Alec to go "yeah turns out he's actually my brother. oops. also he's going by Lightwood now."
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I think about it a lot
I love how Magnus went from a freewheeling party guy who keeps traveling around the world for fun to a stay-at-home dad
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