#meanwhile i only care about the doctor

[travisdermotts]

if it isn't "load management is stupid" it's "why did he play game 82"

if it isn't "willy is invisible out there" it's "where is he? why isn't he in the lineup?"

if it isn't "rick tocchet said too much about injuries to the media" it's "sheldon keefe isn't saying enough

#i'm just so tired of the manufactured outrage and drama #like i dont think it's any clearer than this year that all of this is just to drive up clicks/have something to talk about #people are acting like willy hasnt been seen since game 82 and no one has heard of him #meanwhile he's literally out on the ice #and just the entitlement of this fanbase holyyyyy #i know it's a crazy concept but we are simply not entitled to know someone's medical records #i dont care how public facing they are #someone's health is something that only they and their doctors are entitled to #just fucking blows my mind how insane this fanbase is and every single year i swear it gets worse #leafs #william nylander

[alongtidesoflight]

.

#it's been two months since my mom was hospitalised and #i don't think i've had that much stress ever in my life before #rough times sure #but there's something really off about having #to take care of all her stuff on top of my stuff #while watching doctor after doctor misdiagnose her #treat her for the wrong thing for two weeks #then wheel her into heart surgery as soon as they diagnose the right thing but WAIT #she needs another heart surgery #but WAIT #the misdiagnosis wasn't that far off after all so let's treat her lung too #and before you know it a month has passed and she's taken to a physical rehab clinic #and staying in there for another month #while her insurer is already delivering oxygen tanks to our home because she might need them #and sending us disability forms to fill out #meanwhile the doctor at her rehab clinic is convinced that if she just attends the entirety of her programs she might not #need oxygen at all because her lung apparently looks healthy and he doesn't think that diagnosis is accurate after all #ONLY by this time my mom is deeply depressed not eating and not attending her program's courses at all #and everyone's her enemy and she's gonna leave the clinic right now right NOW #she's released tomorrow #a week before her actual release date #because she made such a ruckus they finally allowed her to leave the clinic early #and i just wish she'd at least put an effort in #from day one she refused to give that rehab clinic a chance #every now and then a doctor or a nurse made a little breakthrough and she agreed to try #attended maybe two or three fitness programs #then gave up again #i'm convinced the doctor at her rehab clinic is right and her lung disease is a misdiagnosis after all but we'll never find out since she #refuses to exercise her lungs at all #and after all the effort we put in to make sure she recovers well i'm just exhausted and disappointed in that

[thewingedwolf]

when u tell someone who hasn’t had to apply for a job in a while “the interview process is like 6 weeks atp” they don’t believe you but a lot of employers will wait like 2 weeks to follow up, and they always need to do multiple rounds of interviews which takes a week for each round, and then there’s two more weeks of dead silence before you hear back. sometimes you’ll apply for something in january and they will call you up in the summer like “hey you still want the job” it’s crazy. they’re out here putting desk clerks through two phone interviews and two in persons at two different locations. they make the pages interview TWICE and they also have to do TWO sorting tests!! that job pays well below minimum wage, it’s a job meant for retirees and high school students why do you interview them like it requires a mlis

#i had to do a skill test for carson’s too but at least it was only one round of interviews #i know it’s not just libraries bc i applied to two eye doctors four dentists and as a desk clerk type job but idr where #i think they could tell i wasn’t enthusiastic about the job tbh and how dare they put me all those interviews aksjsj #also the one eye care made me refill out my entire resume when i got there. i think they didn’t like that i didn’t drive #but a lot of library workers are also car less lmao. like half of them like me could never afford it so we never got a license #and a good quarter are retirees who do this as basically a hobby and they only have one car so the husband takes the car bc he works farther #that may sound specific but i know like 12 different old white ladies with exactly that story #at goodwill they wrote us up if we were late bc of the train that was literally down the street meanwhile in libraries ur manager is always #late bc she commutes in from The Big City and the most senior person in the department is always late bc the bus was late and her husband #had the car that day and she is the oldest most wrinkled woman you will ever meet. a stiff wind will blow her away. she smokes 8 packs a day #anyway i hate applying for jobs #rani makes text posts no one will read

[mejomonster]

U know how sometimes you feel a bit (and that bit can vary wildly) sad about how many flaws you have (which is normal and human) and how much growing you can do (which is a good goal but perhaps self destructive once you're putting off A Certain Amount of life until you've done "more work" with that goal post of "more work" always moving farther even though at a certain point you should probably accept that every person is somewhat flawed and always needs to grow more and it's okay to Actively Live one's life and enjoy it DURING that endless process of growing)

Well I certainly feel that way again. I feel like all I should do in my free time for the next 3 months (rather than play or create or self care) is do workbooks for healing and growing. And that I shouldn't bother with my life goals again until I've completed the workbooks At Minimum. (And my instincts are saying ummm that plan sounds like a touch workaholic and avoiding actually living life and isolating)

#rant #i just. i decided i want a loving relationship. its been many years. id like to date again #so i. as usual when i have a problem. looked up HOW #well i read 1 book about physical and thought process changes i can make. and it suggested date within 3 weeks. among other tjings #and so i looked up INTERNAL work to find love. because perhaps if i can fix whatever INTERNALLY draws me to only run into unavailable people #will allow me to start running into AVAILABLE options instead. so i need to complete this 300 page therapy workbook. #and theres no point doing the date within 3 weeks if im only able to ask out unavailable people currently. #so ill do the date in 3 weeks AFTER i complete the workbook. #the workbook is exhaustjng and makes me cry but hey maybe itll help. anyway i wish someone had given it to me 5 years ago #but anyway to hqve time to do with workbook ASAP i dont have time for shows #and i rarely have time for Play anyway. something i hear i need. #because i got chronic illnesss wooh and a lot of my free time i need to go to doctors and physical therapy #and manage my diet (cause i have gastroparesis so if im not careful i Cant eat) #and also i need more muscle so my back stops fucking up. #and also i need time to meditate so my pelvic floor relaxes at least a little to lower the gi issues and pain. #so like. #and then also im sure friends would like to see me more. #meanwhile all i really wanna do? is go to a #cabin by the beach in rhe woods and sleep 2 days then eat cake then read and write my fucking novels

[babyloniastreasure]

so like whats the point of having a care team if *I'm* the one who has to manage 100% of my documents and communication between facilities?

#im once a-fucking-gain complaining about top surgery #did you know ive been trying to get a error-less referral since march? ITS BEEN SO MUCH FUN LET ME TELL YOU. #its absolutely fucking baffling how some folks can just Ask for surgery and every single step is taken care of FOR THEM in like. three week #meanwhile. im chasing down my referrals and catching errors and calling and double checking and finding MORE errors and shit gets sent-- #to the wrong place or places that dont even DO the fucking surgery #making more phone calls and finally getting referred to somewhere who CAN do it--only to discover my insurance wont send shit over #i have to beat everyone with sticks to get information out of them on what to do next because APPARENTLY-- #I'M the one who has to organize the whole operation. IM the one who has to send documents. IM the one who has to confirm auth numbers. #why???? im not a doctor!!!!!! i shouldnt have to take care of all the procedural paperwork!!!!!! thats not my job!!!!!!! #im so fucking tired. im so goddamn exhausted. this has been so hard. so nonsensically difficult and taxing

[mrfoox]

Talking with Oliver about friendships is so fucking... Intresting lmao

#miranda talking shit #Hes making them sound like actual business things... And meanwhile im here like... Lol only thing in common with people all around me that #Invest time is that they care. They care differently all of them #But they do care in their own way about things/others. Uncaring and unfeeling people are generally not who i invest time in #Oliver: i want people around me with similar ambition and opinions. Meanwhile im there like... Gos there's so few in my life that share #My ambition. I know and have known people with bigger ambitions. Those who want to be well known artists.. Roo working to become a doctor #Giulio is an dentist surgeon... Linnéa is an nurse. Only thing about them all is that they are caring/loving people in their own way #To me... Money and work/ambition in that way doesn't... Matter. Not something i care about at all... So i think it works #For me having people with so different ambitions and higher knowledge than me bc they are also caring people and thus dont give an f about #Others choices or ambitions/money/background? I have friends who are driven and ambitious and hard working... #Which i am not but we are both... Okay with it? I mean i show my support for them and gladly listen to them discuss it with me #Maybe they don't like that i am so... Unambitious and so on but it doesnt seem to be on the level they wont be my friend lol #I just find talking with him so fascinating bc its almost always an different opinion than me #Unfortunately the more i hear him talk the more confident i feel like he would never talk to me outside of work ajdkfkslaldmgk #Which yeah a bummer but i get it. I am not an easy person to like or want around in general

[dotster001]

For Tuna

Summary:Grim does some interviews to find the perfect sugar dad for him you gn!reader x all boys in one way or another.

A/N:I haven't unpacked my tag list yet, so hopefully this is everyone!

Part Two Part Three choose your ending...

"Grim, we can't afford the bougie tuna. Put it back."

You'd missed it before when you were loading your basket at Sam's shop, but Grim had snuck in the expensive tuna. Now you were at the counter, trying to hide your embarrassment as you told Grim to put it back. Sam gave you a sympathetic smile, but still. You didn't need to add his pity to your plate of worries.

"Prefect, don't worry about it. I can take care of it."

You jumped. You hadn't realized Ruggie had lined up behind you with his own basket full of stuff.

"Yeah! Let Ruggie-"

"I couldn't do that, Ruggie, but thanks for the offer."

Ruggie grinned, "oh please, it's on Leona. He said I could get whatever I want as long as I come back with his energy drinks."

You made an unconvinced face, and Ruggie gave a playful wink.

"Trust me, your tuna won't even make a dent in his wallet. I could pay for your entire load, and still be able to pay off my student loans. In fact," he slapped down Leona's wallet, "Sam, add Y/N's groceries to mine, I'll take care of it."

Before you could protest further, Sam was ringing you both up.

And then Grim got an idea. A terribly, wonderful, awful idea.

"There, all settled. Plus now you can afford to fix your windows this month, or…." He looked at the cash in your hand, "well you can fix one window at least. And don't feel too bad for Leona. Eat the rich and what not," Ruggie patted your back comfortingly then left with his groceries.

"C'mon Grimmy, let's go," you said with a heavy sigh.

"Actually, I have something to do, Henchhuman. You go on home, I'll see ya later."

"Okay, but if you need me…."

"I'll be okay! Geeze you get so anxious without the great Grim. It's embarrassing."

You rolled your eyes and left. You would be so proud of him once he had finished though. He was excited already.

Heartslaybul Dorm….

"Mr. Rosehearts. Thank you for meeting with me."

Grim primly took out his pen and began to scribble on a clipboard.

"I didn't meet with you. You barged into my office," Riddle said, his arms crossed along his chest.

"I think you will find this meeting beneficial. It pertains to Y/N L/N."

Riddle relaxed a little, and raised a single curious eyebrow.

"You see, It has come to my attention, that Y/N and I do not have the funds to live comfortably. In fact, Y/N is practically starving to death! It has also come to my attention that you harbor some feelings for the prefect, and are in possession of a great deal of funds. Now," Grim dramatically looked up at Riddle, who's face was a shade of dark red. "How do you intend to provide for Y/N?"

Riddle opened his mouth, and Grim prepared himself for the worst, but…

"Wait, Y/N's on the market?!?!!"

Grim turned over his shoulder just in time to see Cater run in, tea tray in hand.

"He's only taking applications from rich people."

"Not a concern, housewarden!" Cater cleared his throat. "Hi, I'm Cater Diamond, and my dad is a banker."

"Oh!" Grim made a note on his paper. Riddle stood up abruptly.

"You only talk to your family on holidays, I wouldn't call that a solid source of income-"

"Yes but I'm a people pleaser, so I'll probably follow in his footsteps. So I will also have a banker's salary."

Riddle turned to Grim in a panic.

"I'm going to be a doctor!"

"Oh!" Scribble scribble.

"Oh please!" Cater rolled his eyes before conspiratorially leaning into Grim. "We both know Riddle. He'll work long shifts, day in and day out, and he'll never come home. Meaning poor Y/N will be trapped in a lonely loveless marriage. Meanwhile, I'll work my nine to five, and be home in time to gift you tuna, and keep Y/N warm at night."

"You think Grim cares about that?" Riddle shoved Cater out of the way. "I'll make time for Y/N. Plus my salary will provide double the tuna for you."

"What's all the yelling about?" Trey entered the room, followed by Ace and Deuce.

"Don't look at them, those three are poor as fuck. I mean a baker? Blech, disgusting," Cater apologetically smiled at Trey. "No offense."

"What?" Trey said, feeling more confused than he ever had been.

Grim clicked his pen closed.

"Thank you for your time. I have more interviews to conduct, but I will be in contact if you get through to the second round."

He scampered out of the room as Riddle and Cater nodded after him.

Savannaclaw Dorm….

Grim sat at the foot of Leona's bed as he tapped his chin thoughtfully.

"How can I provide for Y/N, huh? You mean the little demonstration Ruggie gave this morning wasn't enough?"

Grim tapped the pen impatiently against the clipboard.

"Mr. Kingscholar, it is important that you participate fully, or I will remove you from the list entirely."

Leona groaned.

"I receive a….certain amount of, shall we say, an allowance."

"And how much can I expect from that? I have a lot of people to interview. Please don't waste my time."

Leona looked over at Ruggie, who was folding laundry, then gestured Grim closer, before whispering a number into his ear.

Grim gasped, then hastily scribbled something onto his clipboard.

"We will be in contact with you when the second round of interviews begins." Grim stood up and hopped off the bed.

"Ruggie," Leona snapped, "Ensure my future relative makes it out of here safely. Let no one stop you."

Ruggie nodded in understanding as he escorted a proud looking Grim out.

Once they were halfway through the dorm, Ruggie began to speak.

"Leona has promised me a job with an excellent salary once I graduate. Just sayin."

"Won't he just take back the job if he finds out you're competing with him?"

Ruggie rolled his eyes, "Nevermind."

Jack left his room, and noticed the two of them, and began to walk towards them.

"Jack will make you get a job if you pick him," Ruggie whispered hastily. Grim hissed and sprinted the rest of the way out of the dorm.

"What's wrong with Grim?" Jack asked.

"Shi hi hi who knows?"

As Grim made his way to his second location, he was picked up by the scruff of his neck.

"Hey! What's the big idea?!?!?"

"Aw little sealie you're so cute!"

Grim stiffened.

"Fu fu fu," Jade laughed next to him. "our boss would like to have a word with you."

Grim gulped.

Octavinelle Dorm….

"Thank you for agreeing to see me," Azul said smugly.

"I didn't. Your scary twins picked me up and dragged me here."

"You see," Azul pushed his glasses up his nose, expertly ignoring Grim, "We got word that you were interviewing potential candidates for Y/N's future husband. I prepared some charts for you."

Azul pulled out several charts. Grim understood exactly zero of them. But he nodded thoughtfully and pretended to make a note on his clipboard.

"As you can see, my income is projected to continually go up until retirement. Plus my assets will continue to be of value, and my investments will be bringing in money for many years to come. I can safely say, money is no object. Plus, I am an excellent cook. You will never have to eat poor person's tuna ever again."

Grim made a real note this time just as the twins roughly turned his chair around.

"Now that Azul has had his turn, we would like to give our pitch," Jade said with an eerie grin. 

"You see, our parents run a certain…. organization," Floyd and Jade shared a grin before turning to Grim again. "Jade and I are the sole inheritors of this empire when they pass. Just keep that in mind."

"Also, people who oppose this organization have a tendency to, shall we say, disappear."

Grim shivered as he made a skull and crossbones picture on his clipboard.

"Awesome. Great. I'll be taking Grim now…."

"Sea Snake!" Floyd shouted, wrapping his arms around Jamil, who had silently snuck into the room. 

"Let go," Jamil hissed, wriggling away from Floyd. "Give me the cat."

"Aw, but we were playing with him…."

"It's alright Floyd. I think the three of us have made our point quite clear," Jade hummed, before the octotrio shared a laugh.

Jamil rolled his eyes before carefully picking up Grim.

Scarabia Dorm….

"Look, Kalim isn't going to brag for himself so I thought I'd bring you here and remind you that this entire dorm was funded by his family. And he will be inheriting said funds."

Grim nodded and made a note.

"What about you? I mean, I already know you aren't getting picked cause, well, " Grim pointedly looked him up and down. "But the other broke losers have tried to participate."

Jamil leaned down and gave a dark smile.

"I don't need money to win over Y/N," eyes flashing red as he spoke.

"Monsieur Fuzzball!" 

Grim and Jamil both groaned. It only took two seconds for him to be scooped up by the hunter.

"Non, non, do not struggle. I only wish to prove myself as a proper caretaker!"

Pomefiore Dorm…

Grim had never been so pampered, well fed, and relaxed in his entire life. Rook had provided snacks galore, given Grim the full on spa treatment, brushed out his fur, and was now massaging his sore kitty back.

"Monsieur Fuzzball, doesn't this feel wonderful?"

Grim nodded as Rook continued his massage.

"Just think, you could have this everyday!"

Grim groaned happily as Rook hit a tough knot.

Suddenly, Rook's voice was directly in his ear.

"All you have to do is give me the Trickster."

In that moment, Grim knew he would sell you for this life without a second thought.

But before he could do that…

"For heaven's sake I told you to find Epel, not this rodent!"

Rook immediately stopped the massage, to turn to his Queen.

"Roi du poison! I was simply-"

"Spare me," Vil snapped, before handing a struggling Epel over to Rook. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a small card, gracefully handing it to Grim between two fingers. 

"I believe you are aware of my financial situation, but should you have questions, you can reach my manager on that card."

Then he left the room with a flourish, and the lingering scent of apple blossoms.

"You know I am willing to share the trickster with you," Rook whispered to Vil in the hallway.

"Ew," Epel groaned.

"As if I'd ever share," Vil smirked.

Outside the Ignihyde Dorm…

Ortho stood next to the tablet, holding Grin up so he could see what it said.

"So as  you can see from my bank account," Idia's voice said from the tablet, "Money is not and never will be an issue."

"It all looks good," Grim muttered as he made a note, "but I have to say it's a red flag that you couldn't come here in person…"

"Hey! Big brother is just busy with his experiment!"

"Yeah, exactly, thank you Ortho, for being the only one who appreciates genius. In fact this conversation is over. If he doesn't get it, then that's his loss. Ditch the noob, Ortho!" And the tablet floated back into the dorm.

Ortho gently set Grim down. "Look, big brother gets nervous around the prefect, that's all. But I think they'd make a great couple."

He gently patted Grim's head, then floated back in. Grim sighed, made a note about how Idia was a package deal, then continued to the final dorm.

Diasomnia Dorm…

"Small kitten, I am to be king of a country. Not only that, but I have spent centuries curating my hoard. Our nest will be always warm, and my perfect child of man will want for nothing," Malleus finished with a smug grin, as he leaned back in his throne. Then he sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Now you three can make your offers, or whatever."

"Me next! Me next!" Lilia said, cradling Grim like a baby. "I'm not as young as I look, and am on the best of terms with the queen and future king. I also have a great fortune built up! Kay, who's next?"

Silver timidly raised his hand.

"I just want to say, what about what Y/N wants? What if Y/N doesn't like any of us? What if Y/N doesn't even want to get married in the end? Or maybe they'll be just as happy with or without money?"

There was a long pause. Then…

"Silver's father is loaded and will do anything to see his children married and happy!"

"Fa-Lilia!" Silver hid his face in his hands in embarrassment.

"Same with Sebek. And his dad's a dentist!"

For once Sebek had nothing to say.

"Excellent, this looks very promising for you four," Grim nodded scribbling his final notes, "Now to-"

"GRIM!" 

Uh oh. He turned around and saw you storming in.

"Child of man!"

"Save it Mal Mal! I'm here for my rat," You scooped up Grim, placing him under your arm as you left the room.

"When will we hear about the second round of interviews?" Lilia giggled.

You answered by flipping them the middle finger without looking back.

The Hallway….

"What the hell, Grim? I'm not for sale!"

"I'm not selling you! I'm just trying to get you provided for!"

"Please! This is about tuna and you know it!"

"Who even told you?"

"Jack called me about an-"

"Ah! Prefect!" 

You and Grim groaned as you heard Crowley call to you both.

"Yes, headmage?" You asked through gritted teeth. You turned and saw Crewel was with him….wearing a bigger coat than normal.

"That coat looks so soft," Grim muttered.

"Yeah," you whispered back. "Wait, headmage, what do you need?"

"I heard your current allowance is no longer sufficient," he gently traced your jawline, settling below your chin, tapping up against it thoughtfully. "How does a little extra sound?"

You nodded dumbly.

"Good good, I'm too generous, I know," he hummed and walked off.

Before Crewel followed him, he smirked and patted the top of your head.  

"Good pup."

He stalked off. You stood frozen for a moment. Grim smirked up at you.

"You know, they look like they…."

"You keep that thought to yourself, Grim."

....

Tag list-@shytastemakerthing @stygianoir @leonia0 @lleoll @eccedentesiast-sapphic

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #riddle rosehearts x reader #cater diamond x reader #leona kingscholar x reader #ruggie bucchi x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #jade leech x reader #floyd leech x reader #jamil viper x reader #kalim al asim x reader #vil schoenheit x reader #rook hunt x reader #idia shroud x reader #lilia vanrouge x reader #malleus draconia x reader #silver x reader #twst silver x reader #sebek zigvolt x reader #dire crowley x reader #divus crewel x reader

[birdofthunder]

TW hospital, medical issues, emergency room, pain

I went to the ER last night at like 3:30 am because I was having the worst pain of my life and was crying and yelling in pain and the ER doc was all "it's just a UTI" and I'm like,,, sir I told you that I've been seeing a urologist because I've had multiple "UTIs" that resemble a UTI in every way but when all the labs come back, it's completely clean. No bacteria no infection. Even if this really is a UTI it's not "just" anything I'm about to throw up from pain.

Anyways the nurse had to push him to give me pain meds because I was curled up in a ball crying in pain with my husband holding my hand and trying to advocate for me but the doctor wouldn't listen. And even after the nurse insisted he only gave me IV NSAIDs which don't do a whole lot.

I'm better now, they gave me IV antibiotics and a couple prescriptions for more antibiotics and a med that helps with the urination pain.

I'm glad that our Thanksgiving plans were already delayed, because I would NOT have been able to make my sweet potato casserole this morning, nor drive the 30 minutes to my sister in law's house.

#in all the times I've taken people to the ER ive only met like 3 doctors that werent jerks #most of the time the nurses are goddesses #but if theyre not angels theyre super mean #but the doctors really couldn't care less most of the time in the ER #once when my husband was having loss of consciousness and gut pain from his crohns disease #the doc tried to say my husband needed inpatient psychiatry because he was having mood swings #meanwhile when we checked into the ER my husband's temperature was so low the nurses were worried about hypothermia #i am stoic to a fault i do not reveal that i am in pain unless its overwhelming #i was in so much pain last night i thought i was gonna die

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

DP X DC prompt: ~It's April 27~

Happy Death Day, Jason! or 

How to Get a Medical Certificate of Death for employment.

~~~~~

Jason: Replacement,where’s my death certificate? In Infinite Realms they require it when applying for a job.

Tim: We..We burned it.

Jason: What the hell?!

Tim: Well, you broke your tombstone and it hurts to think about..so, you know, we thought you wouldn’t be happy to see it.

Jason: And what do you offer me now? I will not lie down again on the autopsy!

Tim: Well, actually..

~~~~~

Jason: Hey, Bruce, did you know that your close relatives might refuse traditional autopsy? *condemningly pointing to his autopsy scar*

Dick: It’s only possible if death was nonviolent, Little Wing. We’re sorry.

Jason: I don’t care! Call whoever you want but I need directions to virtopsia in an hour.

~~Meanwhile, Fenton Works~~

People may ignore the similarities between Fenton and Phantom but what about instrumental diagnostics?

~~In an hour, near the morgue~~

Danny: Where are my forensic results?

Doctor: Mr Fenton, your C.T.’s not ready yet, so wait outside.

Danny: I’m already dead! Should be afraid of too much ionization? All my molecules already got all rearranged.

Jason: Hey! It's my turn!

Danny: Sorry. the Ancients send me second time for expertise, damn bureaucrats.

Jason: Are you getting a job too?

Danny: Not by choice but by fate, unfortunately. What position are you applying for?

Jason: Royal Knight.

Danny: Ambitious. But you don’t look like a guy in armor or with a sword.

Jason: Kid, my guns will replace any weapon. Ask anyone in Crime Alley. What about you?

Danny: Well, take that piece of paper and don’t bring me your resume, you’re hired. Let me introduse myself. New King, Phantom. Don’t be late, work day starts at 7 a.m. I like black coffee, no sugar.

Jason: I’m not your secretary, asshole.

Danny: See you later.

~~the next morning.the dining room of Casper High~~

Red Hood: Your coffee, Your Majesty.*smiles*.

Danny: Did you spit in there? *drinks some*, *senses 15 spoons of sugar in 300 milliliters of drink*.

Danny: Ha! Reverse psychology works great. Jazz is right! *drinks it all in one gulp*

Red Hood: M-monster! Disgusting! On a level with Tim, I swear!

Danny: Why is it official? Just call me Danny. And who is Tim?  

Jason: ..I’m not letting you people without taste buds meet, ever.

Danny: Too bad, it seems we have a lot in common.

#dp x dc memes #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #danny phantom au #ghost king danny #ghost king au #mr lancer #Danny Phantom #danny fenton #virtopsy #jack fenton #maddie fenton #halfa jason #jason todd #red hood #fright knight jason #dpxdc

[mochinomnoms]

i know in the leech family that its a running joke that the mc is their cleaner shrimp and i cant help but think when its finally the leech parents turn!

Imagine mc and the leech family are going out to do some family bonding and the mc causally picks off some lint or hair off papa leech or mama leech and their mood just instantly brightens :D They go like “thank you dear! Is there anything else on me?” And the parents are just spinning around happy because their child-in-law is doing shrimp things with them! (Meanwhile jade and floyd are off to the side being like “what about me D:<”)

also may I be 🪸 anon or 💫 anon?

YEEAAAAH FAMILY SHRIMP!!!

I think it's a very sweet idea! Whether it's just one of the twins or both that you've gotten involved in, they both enjoy your fretting and picking at them. Floyd most often gets your attention, as he's always getting up to stuff and messy. However, he's more prone to scrapes from basketball and burns from cooking at the lounge, so he gets lots of attention from you. Floyd loves it, he loves being taken care of for once, instead of being feared or seen as a big bad eel. He needs loving too! He needs to be treated tenderly and kindly. Floydie just wants to be loved, and who better to do that than you?

Jade on the other hand will just get dirty when hiking and foraging, but rarely get any scrapes or cuts. He might bruise here or there depending on how it went, but over all you're more likely to need to clean stray twigs, leaves, and dirt for him. In fact, you'll find Jade approaching you after his extensions, every single time, asking for your assistance. Maybe join him in the bath and help him clean up? As his cleaner shrimp? Pretty pleeease? After all, the caretaker needs some caring too sometimes.

When you eventually get introduced to the family and properly fit into your place with the Leeches, with an appropriate shrimp merform! Papa and Mama Leech are just happy that their boys have such a sweet partner. You further solidify your spot when they learn about your “shrimp” tendencies. They think it's so cute! So imagine their delight when you start tending to them like you do their sons!

Papa Leech will often find himself get into...”scuffles” after work. Normally, the family doctor would be available to patch him up, but they were already attending to a patient of theirs. Here comes their resident shrimp, offering to patch him up! You babbling about Floyd and how he always got hurt from his activities at school, so it wasn't a problem. At this point, you're practically a pro! Papa Leech has stars in his eyes, though, he has the cutest child-in-law!!! And you've been doing this for his boys, for free??!! Screw Floyd and Jade if they ever break up with you (like they'd ever would) cause Papa is keeping you in the family for the foreseeable future. Not only are you convenient, but you care for him like family, he'd be a barnacle to let you go. If you're not already married to his boys, prepare yourself, cause he's already organizing the engagement and wedding. No, he did not ask his boys beforehand.

As for Mama Leech, she's been repeated described as a worrywart, and overly cautious, especially regarding her family. I think that, since you weren't brought up in the family like her boys, would be prone to keeping you at her side. If Papa and the twins are off for “work” then you can find her snatching you up for some mother-in-law time to keep you nice and safe! This is when she gets her own version of shrimp tending, via you doing her hair and makeup! She does love dressing up and looking pretty, and is delighted when you start brushing through her hair with your fingers, braiding it and softly applying her lipstick. It's been so long since her boys were little and played dress up with her! But here you are, so sweet and soft and gentle with her! She's now become attached, if you so much as try and leave the family, Mama is sobbing and begging you to stay, while also strangling her sons for what ever they did wrong (she knows they did something the little troublemakers).

I'd say that the twins only get mildly jealous, after all, the more time you spend with their parents the less they get with you! And you're their partner!!! They suppose they should be happy that you get along so well with their parents. Except Floyd. Floyd wishes to monopolize your time and will hide you away with Jade in a dark coral nook. He called you Shrimpy first, it's his right!!!

(I will dub thee 🪸 anon!! welcome!)

#mochi asks #twst #twisted wonderland #jade leech #floyd leech #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #jade leech x reader #floyd leech x reader #leech parents #sweeties!!! the best in laws!! #🪸 anon

[hiya-says-hi-0402]

Dripping I jjk (m)

synopsis : You want an ice-cream but Jungkook wants something more.

pairing : bf!jk x y/n

genre : fluff, smut, one-shot, lowkey angst

warning : making out, fingering, explicit language, oral (f.rec), tits sucking, ice-cream play, unprotected sex, tied hands, dom!jk, overstimulation, mention of few health issues.

word count : 1.3k

a/n : its my first fic i hope u like it. feedback and constructive comments are highly welcomed. :)

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"Do you want an ice-cream ?" Jungkook ask, eyes focused on the road as he keeps driving toward his apartment after picking you up form your collage. Studying medicine is not an easy job, there is constant stress and pressure with huge pile of workload. He knows how hard you study so everytime he gets a chance to lift your mood he makes sure its not missed. And one of them is to pick you up form collage after his work if both of you warp-up at same time. Diverting your attention from the scenery outside you turn towards him to answer his question "I ate one earlier with the girls but surely won't mind another one." you say with a cheeky smile. He looks at you with narrowed eyes and a hint of anger in them "I don't think its something to laugh about you know how easily you catch cold. You should take care of yourself, the weather is getting colder and you catch cough and fever easily." he pauses then speaks again with a teasing tone "what kind of doctor will you be if you can't even take care of yourself hun?". You roll your eyes saying "OK dad thanks for the advice". He laughs at your annoyance saying "Its daddy to you babygirl."

Jungkook stops the car after few minutes in front of the convenience store and gets out for buying ice-cream. You spot him getting out of shop and narrow your eyes as you ask him "why did you buy tubs you know i like cones more I wanted to eat them now" he sits in car and says "we will eat at home while enjoying. ............................................................................................................................

You step into Jungkook's apartment announcing that you are going to freshen up first then eat the ice-cream he nods saying the same too. After doing so you are sitting now on the kitchen stool when he comes back from bathroom "should i take out the ice-cream in bowls?" with a pause he replies "i don't wanna eat ice-cream in bowls." You look at him with confusion meanwhile he throws you on his shoulder. You protest but its useless to do so if the man is twice of your size.

He throws you on bed and hovers over you delivering a sweet kiss on your lips which you gladly reply. Looking into your eyes and cupping your cheeks he says "I love you bub" you smile and reply "love you more". He kisses again but hands start moving down reaching the hem of your trousers and slowly disappearing inside them and then inside your panties. His head dips down licking your neck then again sucking your lips as your tongues fight for dominance. His fingers brushes your core making you shiver as he lightly starts rubbing your folds in up and down motion. "You are already so wet y/n and I have'nt even started yet . Only I can make you this wet right baby?" You bite your lip at his filthy mouth and agree with a hum. "words baby use your words" he says and you answer him as a moan "yes only you". He starts rubbing your folds faster and circles your clit which makes your eyes shut as you moan his name. He enters two fingers inside your heat fucking you roughly on his fingers as you clench around him. "Let go sweetheart cum for me like a good girl you are." and you do like a good girl. Your first orgasm of the night hits you hard as you lay there motionless. You feel him getting up and as you slowly open your eyes you see him entering the room with the spoon and ice-cream tub as he is setting them on the table. And then it hits you. Ohh

He takes his office tie from the night stand starts tying your hands with one end and other to the headboard after he has open your shirt and thrown it somewhere in the room. He dips down and kisses your earlobes, hands engulfing and lifting you up to open your bra. He stares at your bare chest then diverts his gaze to bring a spoon full of garpefruit ice-cream just above your chest and says " Its dripping , the ice- cream" you watch it as it drips on your chest and the site of it turns you on. He bring the spoon lower and smudge ice-cream on your breast. Setting the spoon aside he starts sucking your soft flesh like there is no tomorrow. He places hot open mouth kiss while licking the ice-cream from circumference of your breast gradually moving towards your erected buds. He closes his mouth around your left boob tongue aggressively flicking the nipples and hands giving equal attention to your right one. You try to free your tied hands screaming his name and begging for his touch. He keeps shifting between the two as his hand again move to your core when he feels you squirming as you can no longer endure the torture. He rubs your clit and your second orgasm of the night hits you. He gets up and rubs your stomach to calm you down then shift towards the end of the bed. He pulls down your trousers along with your panties and says "its dripping again, your sweet little pussy this time" you moan in frustration and his dirty mouth with hands still tied up. Taking a spoon of ice-cream again he traces it from your lower stomach to your pussy smudging all over it. "I love grapefruit" he says then dive down moving his tongue in folds of your cunt and flicking your clit with the tip "taste like heaven" he says. With long lick, harsh suck and hot open mouth kisses you feel your third wave hitting you and then it stops. Tears pooling around your eyes you ask him "why did you stop ?" he replies "its the last one you are gonna cum around my cock."

He moves forward untying your hands giving you a kiss as he made you sit up. Quickly discarding all his clothes he brings you on his lap over his cock lining up to the opening of your pussy, he teases you a few times by rubbing his cock to your opening. He lowers you down on his cock as you both moan at the sensation. He grabs your ass as you start bouncing on his cock, pressing light kisses on your shoulder and rubbing your back while appreciating your efforts. After five bounces you rest your head on his shoulder when the pleasure overstimulates you and you can't take it anymore, you speak softly "kook i can't now, i wanna come" he groans and says " few more love i am almost there please sweetheart". He gives you a hard thrust and starts rubbing your clit "Oh God" you scream "That's right baby I am your God." he says with a grunt. A few more as he said and you both reach your high. He pull out and you whine from the impact. Resting head on each others shoulder to calm down as he hold you tight while you are shaking. "Well it was the best ice-cream i have ever had." he says with a teasing tone you hear it but ignore, beyond exhausted to be in state of talking.

He gets up and goes inside the bathroom after gently putting you down as your still catching your breath. He comes back with a wet towel and starts cleaning your upper body and between your legs. You wince at the impact still sensitive from overstimulation, he speaks softly "sorry love I am trying to be careful". He throws towels in the laundry bags, turns off the lights and gets inside the covers with you as both go to sleep while holding each other.

©hiya-says-hi-0402 2022 ( do not copy or translate) !!Don't forget to like and re-blog.

#jungkook smut #jungkook #jeon jungkook #jk x y/n #jungkook x you #jungkook x reader #jungkook fluff #jungkook fanfic #jungkook imagine #bts jungkook #romance #bts x you #bts imagines #bts #jk imagine #jjk fanfics

[isagrimorie]

Because the whole Tuvix wank is rearing its head every week on Trek forums, I finally decided to rewatch this episode. I mostly avoided it because I am So Tired of the wank and how it's been relitigated for YEARS.

I was over it when it first popped up and I was even more over it with the way it's used as a bludgeon to promote 'psycho Janeway'.

But what's left out in the discussions is Kes's part in all of this, from the jump, Kes was troubled with the merging of Neelix and Tuvok, and anytime Tuvix tried to make advances, she just kept getting more uncomfortable.

(When Tuvix unconsciously touched Kes's shoulder, it looked like she had to consciously not flinch.)

To Tuvix's credit, he did give Kes space and respected her wishes but she was not happy with the whole merge because her relationship with Neelix and Tuvok is different.

We don't see the other people grieve but we see Kes's grief and confusion, which was shared by Janeway. But also, the moment the EMH had a solution to separate the two people in Tuvix, Harry jumped at the chance.

And he's already spent weeks with Tuvix.

The irony is that Janeway was coming around to thinking of Tuvix as an individual but the cure presented itself, but also as the Ship's Captain she has an obligation to care for her crew and absent or not that meant advocating for the two voices who couldn't speak up: Tuvok and Neelix.

Kes was the deciding factor. Kes made her plea to separate Neelix and Tuvok.

Kes was the biggest reason why Janeway decided to separate Tuvok from Neelix.

It was such a cop-out from the Doctor that he refused to do the procedure he made and pioneered. And forced Janeway to execute it instead.

Janeway is clearly not happy about the decision and she's caught between a rock and a hard place.

In Nothing Human Janeway verbalizes it.

"Any consequences of this decision will be my responsibility. Dismissed."

Janeway's constantly put into a wheelhouse of trolley problems, as the only high-ranking Starfleet officer, she is the final authority. In Nothing Human everyone is locked in an endless debate about the morality of using the Cardassians' methods to save B'Elanna's life. Meanwhile, the clock was running down to zero and B'Elanna could have died more.

(Honestly, the story should have been more B'Elanna, Doctor, and Janeway-centric than it was. Nothing Human is a weird episode. Especially since Seven was barely in it and seems to be the Acting Chief Engineer -- amusingly enough because the writers thought they killed Joe Carey between s2 and 3. Alas, poor Vorik, he's not getting any promotions either).

TLDR: Janeway is constantly living through what the Doctor of Doctor Who is living through. Or as the 12th Doctor once said: "Sometimes the only choices you have are bad ones, but you still have to choose."

#thinky thoughts #that episode of voyager #star trek voyager #kathryn janeway #yes i wrote this because robbie mcneill's assertion #that tuvix hurt janeway's character #annoyed me so much #i like ya rob but no #this was just another building block to her character #as someone who is willing to do the hard choices #and shoulder the consequences

[kykyonthemoon]

My thoughts on Zayne's card: Medical Rescue.

I know there's just a couple of days left of the banner, but for Zayne's girlies, you need this card. Trust me.

I'm so happy he came home when I was about to reach pity. I'd get any of his card if I can. But this one card, this one, it's become one of my most favorite after the first five minutes. (Then again, I love all of his moments nsjdhajsdgha)

Please refrain from proceeding further if you do not want spoilers.

Before getting the card, I had no idea what the story with this one would be like. From the name of the banner, I thought it was MC who rescued Zayne while he's trapped and hurt from a snow storm or something.

Turned out, it was a nice surprise. He went out to save someone, and was the first doctor to ever succeed saving a person from the snow storm (+wanderers!!!). Meanwhile, MC was busy fighting her own battle and doing her own job.

But they still kept contact. He constantly checked on her and hoped to see her back at the base. He called her while he was tending to his own wound without her noticing! He was so pale and wounded I thought he would collapse right away. Yet, he asked her to guide him through the storm while he was trying to save the patient he'd rescued. He could only rest knowing the person were in good hands and he'd survive this.

As for MC, she did all she could and waited so anxiously for his return. She tended to his wound, and while he kept saying he owed her this time, all I could see was how relieved he was to see her back at the base. Even proud of her and wishing to spend more time with her.

That's one healthy and mature relationship right there.

They both trust and respect each other's own work. They might not fight side by side in the front line, but they always have each other's back no matter what. They have people to take care of, duty to fulfill. But they do that together and help each other through everything. I love that kind of relationship so much. It's so healing and supportive and solid.

To those who are still wondering whether you should all in this banner or not, do it. Do it without hesitation. Because, Zayne is worth every diamond.

#zayne #zayne's girlie #get this card please #love and deepspace #otome game #lad screenshots #zayne love and deepspace #love and deepspace zayne #love and deepspace banners #gacha #rei #li shen #love and deepspace li shen #love and deepspace rei #lnd zayne #my edits #my lnd edits #my lnd thoughts

[dearemilia]

“How many times should I tell you to be careful, your grace?”

Wriothesley hissed as you tightened the bandage wrapping around his arm. He chuckles “What? Worried about me?” You rolled your eyes “No. I just need you to stop coming to my office so much” 

“Awh, but don’t you like having me in your office?” 

You clicked your tongue, applying some ointment on his forehead “Your presence is quite a nuisance, your grace” Seriously, you were indeed the only one in the fortress of Meropide who could insult the duke without getting any trouble. 

Meanwhile, Sigewinne and an inmate couldn’t help but sweatdrop by the growing tension between you two.

“T-Thank you nurse Sigewinne, I-I’ll get going now!”

“Doctor, I’ll be going too, there are some things I need to do” Sigewinne waved her goodbyes as she rushed outside (to give you two some privacy) leaving you two alone in the room.

As you were about to get more bandages, you felt a pair of arms wrapping around your waist.

“Still mad at me?” You huffed and turned to look at him, ruffling his hair “Not really…But can you please stop coming into my office with injuries? I know that you’re so much more capable than that!” 

He laughs “This is not a laughing matter, Wriothesley! I mean it”

Wriothesley took your hand and placed it on his cheek “I know, just wanted to see that’s all” Now you get where he is going with this. He doesn’t want anyone knowing why he goes to your office so often if it means he’ll get injuries just to see you, then he’s fine with it.

"I hate seeing you injured like this.."

"Didn't I already say sorry, sweetheart?"

Geez, now he's just trying to get on your nerves.

You sighed and took his knuckles on your lips, placing a small kiss “Still hurts?” You rubbed his knuckles.

You chuckled seeing his cheeks with a dust of pink. That was until Wriothesley pulled up one of his infamous smirks.

“Ah yeah…my lips also hurt”

#genshin #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin x you #genshin x y/n #genshin fluff #wriothesley #wriothesley x reader #wriothesley x y/n #wriothesley x you #wriothesley <3

[piichuu]

♡ TREATING HIS WOUNDS

ft. levi ackerman, reiner braun, jean kirschtein, erwin smith, eren yeager

WARNINGS: mentions of blood and wounds, broken arms etc, fluff, gn!reader

LEVI ACKERMAN

“you shouldn’t worry about such small scratches. it’s not a big deal,” your boyfriend speaks as he’s sitting on a chair in the medical tent. initially, you had planned for doctors to take care of his wounds, but as there were much more severe injuries to take care of, you took things into your own hands and pushed him onto the nearest chair before you began searching for a medical kit you could borrow.

he has just come back from a mission together with the survey corps and as soon as you saw the small wounds on his arms and how he could barely walk properly, you grabbed his hand to pull him towards the medical tent. “these are not scratches, they’re wounds. you’ve obviously hurt your knee as well, stop trying to deny it,” you speak with tears in your eyes. he may be the strongest soldier of them all, but that doesn’t mean that you aren’t constantly worrying for him.

you begin to clean the small wounds on his arms, making sure there is no chance they’ll get infected before bandaging them. meanwhile, levi is looking down at you, now with a softer gaze than the one he previously wore as you practically forced him to walk here when he himself didn’t think he needed any help. seeing the tears in your eyes however do cause him to frown slightly, not enjoying when you worry so much.

“hey, i’m okay. it could have been a lot worse-“ “don’t say that! i don’t want to think it could’ve been worse. if i got to decide, you wouldn’t even be on the survey corps anymore,” you mumble while pulling up the leg of his pants to check his knee, gently touching it which causes him to let out a pained groan. “i’ll ask a doctor to look at this when they have some free time, i don’t think you’ll be able to walk properly for a while…”

that’s enough. he can’t handle seeing that sad expression on your face when realizing that he has been injured, even if it isn’t as severe as so many others. “look at me,” he cups your face, forcing you to look at him. “i’m alive. i won’t die during a mission, that’s a promise. you can trust me, as long as i have you by my side, i will always fight to survive,” he speaks while looking into your eyes.

you nod and quickly wrap your arms around him even if it looks a little awkward with you now standing up again as he sits on the chair. he strokes your back gently and sighs. “i’m so happy you’re back again,” you mumble and he nods, continuing to stroke your back. “me too. i guess i’ll be stuck here for a while as well with this knee, so we’ll have to make the best of it.”

REINER BRAUN

you’re quiet while inspecting his face, touching the small bruises you can find. as he doesn’t react to your touches, relief spreads throughout your body, but as you notice that he’s bleeding through his shirt by the arm, your heart instantly sinks again. reiner notices where your gaze has headed as well and sighs, knowing he has once again caused you to worry. “i promise it doesn’t hurt too much, baby. don’t worry, please?” he strokes your hair gently, but only for a short while before you take hold of his hand and lead him into the bathroom.

“what happened, reiner?” you ask while helping him hop onto the counter as you rummage through the cupboards to find the med kit. “was out training and went a little too hard. i fell on a tree branch, i won’t be training outside next time,” he mumbles, watching as you finally pull out a few paper towels to try to get rid of most of the blood.

he doesn’t know what to say as you treat the wound on his arm. the disinfection you carefully put onto his wounds does sting, but it is bearable. you’re always so careful with him when he’s been injured, no matter how severe it is. something he hates is worrying you but it is still something he often succeeds to do. “i’m sorry, darling. i know you’ve told me to be careful when i’m training outside,” he mumbles while leaning his head back against the wall. a day full of training with friends does become exhausting after all.

“it’s okay, i just don’t like to see you hurt,” your voice can barely be heard as you speak, focusing on taking care of his arm that receives a bandage from you. but you still aren’t finished as you once again go quiet to check if his arm is broken. “it doesn’t hurt that much, and it’s not broken, don’t worry. we already checked that after i fell.”

you sigh and nod, putting the med kit back into the cupboard as reiner gets back on his feet and goes to wrap his arms around your waist. “you worry about me too much,” he whispers, placing a soft kiss to your cheek as you put your arms around his neck and bury your face into his shoulder blade. “i know, but after all those years of you fighting titans and humans, i never know what will happen when you’re out and about…”

“that was years ago, darling. the worst that can happen to me is something like this. i’m not risking my life like that anymore, okay? don’t worry about me, this wound will heal in a second. you’ll get a heart attack if you worry every time i leave the house,” you nod in agreement and close your eyes. reiner then opens his mouth to continue speaking. “i do worry about you too though, so i guess i can’t say much, but i want you to be happy, not to worry about me. i’m always gonna come back home to you.”

JEAN KIRSCHTEIN

“you need to be more careful, jean,” you mumble while cleaning the few wounds that are covering his face. it had been hit by tree branches as him and the rest of the survey corps were out on a less dangerous mission, but he had still succeeded to get hurt. he himself told you that he forgot to cover his face as they rode in the middle of the woods where most of the trees were.

he pouts slightly, getting scolded by you for probably the hundredth time during your relationship as he’s often out on dangerous missions and is risking his life. “i didn’t know it would be so crowded with trees. connie got hit too!” “neither you or connie are the smartest, so don’t use that as an excuse.”

jean sighs but wraps his arms around your waist. “don’t be mad at me, please,” his pout grows and you roll your eyes, but a small smile slowly appears over your face. “i’m not mad, i was just worried that it would be more severe. connie wasn’t really making it sound like it was something small, i thought you’d almost gotten eaten by a titan or something,” you explain which now causes your boyfriend to frown.

“he’s so dumb, i’m sorry that he made you worry so much,” he cups your face and looks at you with a soft smile playing at his lips while you’re putting bandages onto his cheeks and forehead. “it’s nice though, knowing that you worry so much about me. it makes me feel loved even if i don’t want you to feel so worried all the time.”

you wrap your arms around his neck and lean in to give him a quick kiss. he looks at you with sparkling eyes and pulls you closer to him. “thank you for always taking care of me, i love you so so much,” he whispers, kissing your cheek before burying his face into the crook of your neck. “i love you too, jean. let’s go cuddle now.” “sounds good to me.”

ERWIN SMITH

“don’t cry, darling,” erwin speaks as you’re currently changing the bandage on his shoulder, right where his arm was bitten off by one of the many titans. it’s only been a few days since then and he’s supposed to change bandage every few days as it may still bleed a little. seeing the large wound does however cause tears to fill your eyes, how can it not? he’s your boyfriend after all and knowing the pain he must’ve felt as he lost the arm hurts your heart.

erwin strokes your hair gently and tilts his head to the side. “hey, it’s okay. it doesn’t hurt as much anymore,” his voice is soft just like his eyes and you meet his gaze as you finally look away from his arm with tears running down your cheeks. “i’m sorry, it just makes me so sad to think about it. i wish you didn’t have to go through so much pain.”

“don’t apologize, darling. it’s gonna heal soon and we won’t have to change this bandage as much. it’s a shame i only have one arm though, but it will stop hurting, i promise,” he smiles sweetly while moving his hand to your cheek, just wanting you to look at him at the moment, not wanting you to focus on his shoulder for now. “i’m okay, don’t worry about me. i’m still alive, that’s what matters.”

you nod and wipe your tears away, giving him a slight smile before you go back to bandaging his large wound. meanwhile, erwin is trying his best not to let out groans of pain as he doesn’t want you to worry even more. instead, he keeps a smile on his face and kisses your cheek as you finally finish treating the wound. “thank you, my love.”

he puts his arm around your waist and presses a kiss to your forehead. “i have to do some paperwork now. if you want, you can keep me company, but i’ll try to finish in an hour so we can do whatever you want later,” the two of you smile at one another and you nod. “i’ll keep you company, i promise i won’t try to distract you.” “i doubt i can believe that, but i’ll be happy to have you there.”

EREN YEAGER

eren watches as you’re cleaning his wounds even if you’re aware of the fact that they will heal by themselves. he is a titan shifter after all, but does that matter to you? no. you still can’t trust the process and therefore continue to treat his wounds every single time he’s hurt, even if the wounds will heal in only a minute or two.

“your really don’t have to worry, baby. i’m gonna be completely fine, it doesn’t even hurt,” he speaks as his arm with all the wounds finally begin to heal and he allows you to look at the arm so you can see that it’s actually healed. “look, completely fine. there’s nothing to worry about.”

you nod and sigh before he wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you close to him, as close as you can get. “but thank you for caring about me. i’m happy i’m the one who gets hurt all the time and not you. i don’t know what i would do with myself if you were injured,” he kisses your cheek and hums contently, happy to be close to you after many hours out on a mission.

“but i don’t like it when you’re hurt, even if you heal quick by yourself. even if it doesn’t hurt for long, i don’t want you to be in pain at all,” you pout, getting a chuckle out of him as he leans in to kiss the pout away. “i guess i won’t ever get you to stop worrying, but just remember that i will always come back home to you and allow you to treat my wounds, because that’s always better than me dying. i love you, baby, okay?”

“i love you too eren. just try not to get hurt so often, please?” you look at him with pleading eyes and he nods, smiling softly. “okay, i’ll try my best. i promise that i’ll try my best.”

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[goingmerryfics]

I have this crazy thought in my head for a while sorry 👀😁 would you write sth. where Reader catches Law and Zoro masturbating? 😏 They're so embarrassed and in panic that they get clumsy and maybe trap their cocks in the zipper of their pants.

Caught masturbating w/ Zoro & Law

Content: GN reader, NSFW so MDNI or you will be blocked and I don’t wanna do that it’s too much work :(!!

Notes* This is my first NSFW requested prompt so congrats on that! Also it made me laugh when I read this so double props to you.

Zoro

The ship isn’t the most private place for alone time

So whenever Zoro feels the itch, he’ll wait for everyone to head to bed, to scratch it while he’s up in the crow’s nest so he won’t be interrupted

It’s hard to catch Zoro off guard at any time, but when he’s focused on his pleasure the world around him send to cease to exist

The cold nights make it a little more difficult to pull this off

You'd think he'd have more self-discipline

He only pulls his pants down by his thighs- just enough to pull his cock free 

He’s already half hard and leaking from having to wait all day for this

He pauses, looking around over the edge of the crow’s nest to make sure no one is around

Spits in his hand and slowly starts to jerk himself off, squeezing the tip

He sighs in relief and his head tilts back as he slips into relaxation

Meanwhile, you’re finishing up on your reading for the day. Robin had let you borrow one of her storybooks and you’d gotten hooked, and reading before bed was supposed to be good for you so says Chopper

But now you’re about ready for bed

You leave it bookmarked on the table to return to tomorrow

You step out of the kitchen/dining area cabin and shiver- you forgot how cold it gets at night

You look up towards the crow’s nest. You can see the familiar green of Zoro’s head, and you make a bet to yourself that he’s asleep on the job

You both can’t blame him and you also are just slightly annoyed. On one hand, you have also fallen asleep on nightwatch before, so you can’t blame him. On the other, the guy naps all damn day so you’d think he would be able to stay up for a few hours

He reminds you of a cat sometimes

You smirk to yourself, taking it upon yourself to teach him a lesson about sleeping on the job, and start climbing

Zoro doesn’t hear you coming on account of he’s trying to do that at the moment

He’s not paying attention to how loud he’s being- his full attention is on the frantic tug of his cock as he feels the pressure in his gut building up

You don’t hear his soft breaths either

You pop up, screaming for Zoro to wake up and realize too late what you’ve just invited yourself into

Zoro screams, you scream, and then Zoro screams again as he tried to shove his cock back into hiding and catches the sensitive skin on the zipper of his pants

You swear you killed him for a second as he doubles over, forehead hitting the floor of the crow’s nest and hands flying between his legs as he groans in pain

“Why…?”

You can feel your face burning. You want to reach out and help, but you just got a full view of his dick and you’re still trying to process that

All you can say is an apology as the rest of the crew starts to emerge to investigate the screaming

Law

Law didn't really indulge in his own pleasure very often

He doesn’t have a very high libido and not many things turn him on to the point where he feels he can’t function without taking care of the problem

But every now and then he tries to set aside some time alone

Whether that’s used for reading, relaxing, or self care

As a doctor, he obviously knows the health benefits of masturbation and he uses that to combat the slight internal turmoil he feels over the entire act

It’s not so much that he feels guilty for indulging, it’s that he knows there’s other important shit he could be doing with his life and maybe jerking off shouldn’t be his top priority right now??

Too late, he’s already made it clear to the crew not to bother him today unless for emergencies

And even then, he’s pretty sure he locked the door when he came in

Law is a patient man when it comes to this kind of self-love

He undresses from the waist down and lies down

He takes his time feeling himself up, one hand sliding under his shirt and lightly pinching his nipples between his his fingertips

His eyes slide shut and he lets out his first, soft moan

He takes himself into his grip and teases himself by pumping his shaft in slow, full strokes

When he catches himself moaning just a little too loudly, he reaches his other hand up to cover his mouth

Meanwhile, you, Penguin, & Shachi are all crowded around the crew’s quarters, trying to figure out where the hell this stag beetle came from

You hadn’t surfaced in ages and when you did, it was on a winter island. So how the hell did this bug get here?

The three of you had the amazing idea to follow it around and try to find it’s home, but Shachi suddenly perked up with an idea

He proposes you all bother Law, as this could be an emergency. What if this was in fact, not a Stag beetle and instead was some parasite ridden, disease carrying bug?

That being said, he picks it up with ungloved hands

The three of you make a run for the Captain’s Quarters as Shachi chases you down with the potentially disease ridden beetle

You and Penguin barge in first, screaming incoherently about the beetle

Law realizes he did not lock the door and scrambles to cover himself with the blanket under him

But he loses grip on the blanket while it’s tangled around his legs and actually ends up punching himself in the dick

Shachi bursts in after that, holding up the beetle and also screaming

Law hunches over, both to cover himself and to try to deal with the pain

This all happens in less than 10 seconds, so there’s about 10 more of just silence as the gravity of it all sinks in

Penguin breaks the silence, asking why your captain is half naked

The look Law gives you three trumps anything you might’ve thought to say to him, and you turn on your heels to leave

He uses his devil fruit to kick you three out anyway

It’s just him and the beetle now

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