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being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind
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podcastwizard · 6 months
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ideal ways for me to die
1. old age, peacefully in my sleep
2. after a long and illustrious career i am at a rooftop gala hosted in my honor. i am wearing a beautiful gown, holding a glass of red wine, standing by the railing. a scorned lover approaches and, after a passionate spat, they push me over the edge of the building. the wine glass goes flying, splattering their outfit in red as a visual metaphor for the blood on their hands. as i descend my gown flies around me like two beautiful wings, a bird in flight. a photographer on the street manages to take a photo before i hit the ground and that photo wins the pulitzer. a new york times think piece is released regarding whether or not it's moral to profit off a photo of someone's death. the think piece also wins a pulitzer.
3. sex accident.
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prokopetz · 7 months
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Movies where the lead actor did their own stunts are always either "the director forced them to stand in freezing water for fourteen hours a day while periodically throwing rocks at their head for the sake of 'authenticity' and they got PTSD and almost died" or "they insisted over the explicit objections of the production's insurance company that they be set on fire for real because it would 'help [them] understand the character's motivation'" – there's absolutely no middle ground.
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basi1isks · 1 year
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landrylovesmatcha · 11 months
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she’s everything 💕
tw: death mention
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bamsara · 5 months
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Hungover Lamb + Scythe privileges
little snip for what may happen after the 'drunken gods' chapter in TROD and the other drunken shenangians ive doodled
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ribghoul · 11 months
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my girlfriend is able to take like a 20-min nap and bounce back with full energy. idk how she does that. when i lie down i wake up 12 years later in a hospital bed i rip the IV out of my arm and stumble into the hallway the whole building is littered with bodies, i make my way back to my house but my wife and children are long gone
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incorrectbatfam · 7 months
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[at Jason's funeral]
Dick: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*
Dick: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.
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violent138 · 21 days
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Damian: "Red Hood has a pretty severe concussion. What do I do?"
Tim: "Extraction's still ten minutes out, just keep him talking."
Damian, urgently pressing the comm: "I don't want to talk to him, he's even more insufferable than usual."
Jason, lying on the ground, eyes closed: "That's funny Junior, because head trauma's the only thing that makes you bearable."
Damian, to Tim: "I'm leaving. It won't be the first time we've had a closed casket."
Tim, groaning disgustedly: "Robin--ugh, seriously, just stay there and keep him awake."
Damian, seething even more when he sees Jason's smirk: "Fine."
Jason, cracking open one eye: "Aww, are you concerned about me?"
Damian: "Shut up. The only thing I'm concerned about is our family's reputation after your public wipeout on that stupid motorcycle."
Jason:
Damian: "Are you still awake?" *kicks him* "Todd?"
Jason, grinning: "You said our family."
Damian, furious: "I didn't. You've lost more brain cells than you could afford."
Jason: "Wait 'till Tim hears, I think he'll want a group hug. Bruce is probably going to get emotionally constipated. Dickie would probably cry--"
Damian, panicking as he hears the Batmobile get closer: "Stop. Do not tell him--"
Jason: "You better erase every single fucking video of me crashing then."
Damian: "You have a deal."
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prokopetz · 10 months
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My favourite thing about the latest Twitter meltdown is all the artists reanimating their dead Tumblr accounts today and immediately being greeted with hundreds of notes because even a Tumblr account they literally have not posted to in 3–5 years has more active and engaged followers than the Twitter account that they've been updating daily.
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earhartsease · 15 hours
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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response
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thebibliosphere · 10 months
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Not to keep reliving trauma on main, but I'm getting weird deja vu from where my health was a few years ago and where it's at now. And most of it is revolving around Good Omens.
In May of 2019, we genuinely thought I was dying because I was dying. My organs were in the process of shutting down because my red blood cells were prematurely self-destructing and damaging my kidneys in the process, and I was rapidly coming to terms with the fact that I might not survive much longer. I'd fought the good fight, and I'd lost. Mostly due to medical neglect. And I was mad about a lot of things, but do you know what I remember from the traumatic blur I'm left with?
"I'm going to be so pissed if I die before Good Omens comes out."
I'd waited 20+ years at that point for something like a tv adaptation of Good Omens. Ever since I was a child and my dad read the book to me, and I fell in love with it. And here I was, mere weeks away from the TV release and on the verge of death.
Then like a miracle, a miracle that hinged on human compassion and a doctor being willing to listen to me, I was saved. Dragged back from the jaws of death by a relentless hematology department that refused to give up on me and ultimately saved my life. And a week later, I got to watch Good Omens propped up in my own bed, still weak, still ill, with my heart stuttering in my chest every time I laughed. And I remember thinking, "I did it. I got to see it."
That it's now it's 2023 and my health has tanked again. My organs are rebelling against me and no one seems to know why. But yet again, a few weeks before Good Omens is set to release, I find a doctor who listens to me and is doing all he can to help. Striving with the grim kind of determination that can only come from a place of compassion and care. Like my world is worth saving, and not just his.
Which is rather fitting, I think.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 26 days
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Two people were talking and one went, "That's a funky dead guy on your necklace," to which the other replies, "That's Jesus Christ."
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haunthouse · 9 months
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todays wikipedia rabbit hole has gone some places
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➖ Mature content, 18+ ➖ check the trigger tags each time ➖
Chapter 46 - Everything seemed tainted by a gray light.
Episode 2.
Sam: He felt heavy as he stood outside Meena's door, in the hallway of her apartment building. It was cold, moist, the building had seen better days for sure! He knocked the door, but something seemed off. It wasn't something he could not pinpoint, more of a feeling in his guts. He knocked again, but as no one answered, he grabbed the door handle, surprisingly finding it open. He quickly stepped into the apartment. Meena was the type of girl to always lock her door, so the fact that it wasn't seemed unsettling to him, as if it was trying to prepare him for something dark. As a matter of fact, from the second he stepped through the door, everything seemed tainted by a gray light, and it hadn't gone by unnoticed. Sam found himself alerted by the sudden gray surroundings, the heaviness of the air he was breathing, as if the apartment was left in a haze of a rainy day, thunder building somewhere close. He took a few heavy steps into the apartment, but the closer he came to the doorway leading into the living room, the heavier his whole body felt, to a point where he felt like he was about to collapse. And then he turned around the corner, stepping into the living room. But nothing could ever have prepared him for the sight that met him. And he gasped on the heavy air, before he quickly stepped backwards into the hallway, pressing his back against the wall, as he slipped down on the ground, landing heavy on his ass with a loud thud. The rope visually stuck inside his mind.
Raven: There's nothing we can do, Sam, she's gone. He kneeled down in front of Sam, placing his hands on his knees She has been gone for days, otherwise Eonan would have brought her back. But you know bringing someone back after an extended period of time-
Sam: I know he mumbled distantly
Raven: He sighed soft There was a suicide note next to her. She apologized to her…. your daughter. It was very short, barely readable, and she didn't leave a name. We have looked everywhere, there's no papers on the girl, so we can't find an answer to neither her name, her father, or who dropped her off at your place. It's all very mysterious, specially since there's no trace… there's always a trace, Sam, but in this case… it's as if
Sam: A ghost brought her…. he had been starring blank at the floor till now, but suddenly looked at Raven could it be Meena?
Raven: …… he took a deep breath I mean, I guess most things are possible, we should all know that by now. And since there's no trace of scent beside Meena herself, the baby and you… well and the mail man, I guess it's a possibility we shouldn't rule out. He pondered a bit Should I reach out to Odette? She could try to communicate with her, if Meena should still be here?
Sam: He nodded softly
Raven: Okay.
Sam: What do I do now?
Raven: He frowned softly and reached out his hand, grabbing Sam's, squeezing it tight I call Odette, and then you and I head back to your place, pick up the baby girl and take her to the clinic. Akin can run the necessary tests in order to determine more about her.
Sam: I just lost my friend, Raven… I saw her…. I'm not ready to become a father on top of it.
Raven: He nodded softly That's very understandable, but I'm quite sure Akin can keep the test results for a day or two, in case you need a breather in between.
Sam: He shook his head lightly Will someone just please take her down? his eyes filling with tears
Raven: Sam, Eonan already did. She's at the McKinney castle, she's safe there till you determine what's best to do with her.
Sam: He nodded softly Will you please stay with me today? He grabbed onto Raven's arm I can't tell Adrian, at least not till I know more, but I need someone strong and calm to hang onto.
Raven: He nodded soft I wont leave your side.
It wasn't until about 20 minutes later, Sam found the strength to get up from the floor
Odette: Sam, I'm sorry she spoke in a soft concerned voice, as she met him in the hallway Meena isn't here. There's not even a bit of residual energy left, the best way I can put it is it feels as if she checked out long before she actually left.
Sam: He sighed soft and nodded Thank you.
Odette: She sighed as well I'm sorry I don't have something more uplifting to tell you, but on the other hand, perhaps it can be a tiny comfort to know that she at least isn't stuck here.
Sam: He contemplated her words, they weren't a comfort at all, so all he could do was force a soft smile
Raven: He smiled soft at Odette I think that was the limit for now, so I'm gonna take him home to pick up the kid.
Odette: She nodded agreeing I'll do a cleansing here and drop her keys in the landlords mail box when I leave as we agreed.
Raven: Aye he nodded confirming Thank you for the help.
Odette: She nodded soft, then looked concerned at her brother take good care of him, and don't hesitate to call if you need anything.
Raven: He nodded again, then wrapped his arms around Sam, and they were gone.
Andy: He startled lightly from his seat on the couch, as Raven and Sam suddenly landed next to him Jeez fucking start wearing a bell or something! He chuckled and sipped his beer, then noticed the look on Sam's face You look like someone who has seen a
Raven: Ghost
Andy: Mh-hm he nodded agreeing
Sam: Meena took her own life.
Andy: ……….
Sam: There was a suicide note, but no name of the baby, no legal papers on her, nothing. There were barely any things for her, no food, nothing. Just a couple pieces of clothing a rattle and a teddy bear. I didn't take any of it, it felt like everything was tainted.
Andy: ……….
Sam: We're taking her to the clinic
Andy: Meena?
Sam: No, the baby. Meena is with the McKinney clan till I can wrap my head around what to do with her. She had no contact with her family and barely any friends…. at least not anyone I think she would have wanted me to contact.
Andy: oh…
Sam: He sighed heavy I'm sorry dad, I just… it's a lot… I'm gonna grab the baby and then we're heading to the clinic, Akin can take the tests we need, so we can figure what to do. I'm not sure I can wrap my head around anything else before I know what's up and what's down.
Andy: He nodded soft and grabbed the basket, reaching it to Sam Will you come home afterwards?
Sam: I'm not sure of anything right now dad
Raven: I'll stick to him like glue, no matter what he decides
Andy: He forced a soft smile Thank you.
Raven: He nodded confirming and grabbed the basket, then nodded at Sam Let's get on with it then.
As they left, Andy sat quiet on the couch, zoning out, till he felt himself disappear completely.
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bamsara · 30 days
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Local chaos god gets humbled, creates chaos over it. His aim still needs some work though
I really need to stop drawing Drunken Gods chapter stuff and actually finish the damn chapter lmao
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