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withleeknow · 6 months

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fold.

pairing: minho x reader genre/warnings: established relationship, fluff; cursing, unedited lol word count: 0.9k note: idek what this is lol i just wrote this to get the brain wiggles out 🤣

as always, i’d appreciate any thoughts or comments you may have, and please drop a like and/or reblog if you enjoy reading ♡

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“You’re banishing me to the couch because of a little prank?”

“Because it wasn’t funny! God, you’re such an asshole.”

“It was!” Fucking hell, Minho is still laughing. “Babe, you should’ve seen your face.”

You hold up your big fluffy pillow to hit your boyfriend over the head, though he dodges it easily. "Piss off to the couch!"

“For real?” he asks, scanning your face with his big eyes, his brows raising annoyingly. “Sure you wanna sleep alone tonight? You're serious?”

“As a fucking heart attack,” you huff angrily, wildly kicking your feet at his legs under the sheets. “Out!”

“You’re so cute. You know you always fold, right?” he coos, eyes crinkling with mirth as he raises his hands, seemingly trying to hold your cheeks in his palms. “At least give me a kiss before I go.”

It only sharpens your dagger glare, and before Minho knows what’s even happening, he’s yeeted from the bed to the floor, rubbing the sore spot on his butt that you just kicked and sent him flying off the mattress.

“Ow! Fine, I’m leaving. See you in a couple hours."

Thirty minutes later, your phone lights up with a message, Minho’s screen flashing on your screen like an omen. You frown when you reach for the device on your nightstand, the furrow between your brows only deepening as you read the words Attachment: 2 Images.

Your finger hovers over the notification, clearly curious, but you know your boyfriend too well to be that naive.

There’s a 76% chance that he just sent you something scary that he got from the internet, which you think would be a stupid thing to do, considering that you’re “mad” at him.

But then again, he’s already on the couch. Maybe he’s got nothing left to lose.

Damn that man.

You shake your fist in the direction of the door, even though he can’t see you, before you decide to just get it over with and pop open his messages.

Hmm.

It’s nothing. No jumpscares, no scary photos of ghosts or ghouls or anything of the likes.

It’s only a couple selfies of him lying on the couch this very second, just a few footsteps away from your bedroom door, hugging his pillow with a content look on his face.

The first thing you do is save the photos to your designated Minho album, because even though you’re “mad” at him, he still looks cute with his stupid Snow filters and bunny smile, his gleaming eyes and-

Oh.

You see what this is.

Ass.

He’s banished, but he’s still pushing it, trying to show you just how much he seems to be loving it out there.

You huff out yet another annoyed breath. What on earth are you going to do with him? That’s a question you ask yourself every day.

In the end, you only reply to him with the middle finger emoji before you put your phone on the nightstand again.

You turn away from the device and snuggle further into your bed, willing sleep to come find you but you have to admit that it’s hard. It’s not because you’re scared or anything, you’re just used to sleeping next to someone.

No, not just anyone.

Only Minho.

You’re so used to sleeping next to Minho that now the bed feels infinitely empty without his warmth next to you, all over you.

Rationally, you know he’s right there in the living room - you can still hear him every time he paddles to the kitchen to get some water - and you’re clearly not strong enough to leave him on the couch for more than one night.

Actually, he has never been banished for a full night. Hell, his timeout on the couch has always ended much earlier than you’d like. Your boyfriend was right. You always fold. Pathetically quickly too.

You toss and turn for another while before you hear his unabashed giggles from the living room, light and relaxed, over the echoes of dramatic music. He must have put on a scary movie.

With your eyes closed, you listen to the sounds of make-believe doors slamming, floorboards creaking, a blood-curdling scream here and there. You’re still as wide awake as you were earlier, when Minho popped up from underneath the sheets, wearing a fucking Chucky mask just as you were getting into bed.

The idea of having his arms around you gets more appealing by the minute. You know you would be out like a light within seconds if he was holding you.

With both palms gripping the pillow beneath your head, you let out one last irritated exhale. Fuck it. This was a losing game from the start and you were all too aware of it.

You paddle out of your bedroom on light footsteps and into the enemy’s territory. When you’re in front of the couch, Minho calmly pauses the movie on the TV before he peers up at you with innocent eyes.

You hold out a hand wordlessly. This isn’t your first rodeo, and it sure as hell won’t be your last, as much as it pains you to admit it.

“Told you,” he titters, checking his phone for the time before he takes your hand in his. “You lasted 58 minutes. So close. Almost made it a full hour.”

You roll your eyes, though your body instantly relaxes now that you’re touching him in some way. He turns off the TV, grabs his phone and pillow, then waddles the both of you back into your cozy bedroom.

Your friends were right when they said they'd never seen anyone fold so quickly.

#stray kids fic #stray kids imagines #stray kids x reader #skz fic #skz imagines #skz x reader #skz x you #lee know fluff #lee know scenarios #lee know x reader #lee know imagines #lee know x you #lee minho x reader #lee minho x you #stray kids #skz #lee know #lee minho

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chvnnie · 3 months

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hey. hey. do you. have any. perhaps. thoughts. about minho.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD I ASK I WAS QUITE LITERALLY JUST THINKING ABOUT NOEASY ERA MINHO, SPECIFICALLY CHEESE MV MINHO.

there’s just. something about that motorcycle.

the leather vest, the way his hair is so perfectly slicked back. the way the green light of the bar highlights his feature perfectly, sharp jaw nudging against your collarbones as he looses himself in your neck.

sharp teeth dig into the skin, only soothed by the jolting of his tongue. the marks deepening in color. minho commits time to making sure of it.

it was a risky move — his larger hand in yours, tugged out the backdoor. through the rows of cars until you found the motorcycle you’re all too familiar with.

he chuckles when you pull at his shirt, alcohol making you needier than you should be. “are you sure this is a good idea?” the brisk late winter air pricks his neck and he’s suddenly very aware of how exposed you both are.

you hum, the hands on his shoulders gently pushing him back. the vehicle moves slightly under his weight, minho squeezing the edge of the seat to stay grounded. “straddle it.”

those two shots really gave you some confidence, huh? “your wish is my command.” he climbs onto it, leaving a little space between his lap and the handles for you. it’s lucky you wore a skirt today; hiking it up as you take a seat on him.

your clothed core rolls against his rough jeans. head rolled back in pleasure, you moan into the open air, drowned out only slightly by the music floating out of the bar. as pretty as you think minho is, he’s convinced you’re not human. how can flesh and blood be so ethereal? the marks he left on you earlier are angry. broken skin glowing under your sweat and the moonlight.

god, you just exist and minho is smitten. prepared to walk into the depths of hell if it meant a second alone with you.

“fuck, baby.” he groans, hands on your hips lifting you ever so slightly. the loss of contact makes your head snap back up, pouting at him with your plush lips. “need to feel you.”

you work quickly with his belt, letting it hit the gravel next to the bike’s tire. within seconds, his cock is out — beautifully curved and hard in your grasp.

there’s no time for prep, not when the voices of the friday night crowd are starting to filter outside. people ready to call it a night at almost midnight. pulling your panties to the side, you line your hole with the head of him, quickly sliding down despite the sting.

groaning in unison, minho grabs the nape of your neck. lips slam against yours, moving in a mess of heat and teeth and tongue. the taste of his whiskey fills your mouth, and god. god you feel far more intoxicated than you actually are thanks to him.

“that’s it.” he mumbles against your mouth, other hand quickly finding your ass. he pushes up the rest of your skirt, desperate to feel the plush of your ass against his palm. “fucking ride me like the slut you are.”

the slight degradation makes your head spin, bouncing quickly up and down on his cock. it fills you so wonderfully, head pushing against your sweet spot without much work. the night sky is dark, yet you’re seeing stars, right at the precipice of ecstasy.

“min.” you breathe into him, and he’s convinced this trashy bar parking lot is heaven. “min, i—“

letting go of your neck, his head falls between your legs. an expert on all things you, he finds your clit with ease, thumb brushing the bud in firm circles.

“let me feel it.” he encourages you, his cock twitching as his own edge approaches.

when you both cum, bodies melding into one, your screams are muffled by his lips. a sound that only he can hear, that only he can love. your hips slow, overstimulation raging up and down your spine. his kisses move to your jaw once you’ve quieted down, softly mumbling praises against it.

so consumed. so happy. so lost in each other than neither of you notice the footsteps that are growing in volume. headed straight towards the two of you.

this was shit sorry i wrote it at work

#skz smut #stray kids smut #lee know smut #minho smut #lee minho smut

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sunboki · 11 months

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Hii, first of all, congrats with 2k!! Love your works, I’m really happy for you ♡

As for the event, can I ask to write smth with Bang Chan (physical touch/quality time) or Changbin (act of service/quality time)? It can be a short drabble or headcanon format, your choice as well:) Thank you!! ♡

seo changbin x gn. reader

word count . 0.4k

notes . can you tell i’m a sucker for the “moving in together” scenes?? anyways, i hope you’re alright with me choosing changbin instead since i haven’t written for him yet in the event! thank you<3

— event masterlist

It felt like a dream. Moving into this new place you’d both soon call home where countless memories would be made. Fever-like, where he’d wake up the next day for everything to be a wildly realistic dream.

But it wasn’t. And Seo Changbin did, in fact, spend the night at a place that was his—that was yours—together.

Being completely honest, he couldn’t sleep a wink. Tossing and turning in the sheets while his deep brown eyes gazed up at the moonlight filtering through the curtains. Whether it was happiness, exhaustion from the entire making-this-place-home process or insomnia, he was wide awake till 6am, carefully tiptoeing his way into the kitchen.

Rice porridge was easy enough, right? For breezy mornings when the house was laden with cold and the tiles beneath your feet made everything so much frostier. Sensible for someone that could cook even the basic dishes.

Haha. You thought Changbin could whip up a basic dish? Nice one. Real funny.

His first error happened thanks to adding too much chicken broth, leading to the muscular marshmallow huffing his frustrations rather begrudgingly. However, no matter how many failed attempts he’d make, as long as you didn’t wake up while he was doing his science experiment, things would manage.

“Baby, what’re you doing?”

He jumps, his spoon in hand hitting the metal bowl with a loud clang.

“You weren’t supposed to wake up, I was making breakfast—“ He whined, porridge covered face deepening into a childish frown regarding your sweetly sleepy frame standing by the island.

Quietly, oh so quietly you edged towards him, resting your head comfortably on his shoulder with a heavy sigh and if Changbin’s heart didnt skip a beat before, it definitely did now. Taking the most dramatic length of time to internally squeal his excitement and settle down to give you a bite(after insisting his spoon fed you), he balanced his fists on his cheeks, staring at you as if you were the judge deciding on his life sentence.

“..Y’know, Mcdonald’s sells breakfast food. I heard it’s decent.”

“It tastes awful, doesn't it.”

“Mmm, just a little.”

Nonetheless, Minho laughed his ass off seeing the delivery fee after the rapper had sent him a very cocky, “i’m making Yn breakfast, better watch out or you’re gonna lose your spot as our five star michelin '' text earlier that morning. Good luck getting out of that one.

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skzcoffee · 1 year

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skz as college boyfriends | hyung line

Pairing: hyung line x fem¡reader

Word count: 0.4k

Genre: Fluff (very fluffy and delulu bc skz is just so)

Warnings: None!

A.N: Sorry if this is bad and very late I lost a bit of inspiration for the hyung line because I’ve been having really bad days lately :(

— Masterlist !!

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Bangchan

• Staying up all night studying together

• Walks around the entire school to pick you up from your lectures

• Late night dates literally anywhere

• Walking around campus and town until the sun sets and everyone leaves

• Binge watching your favorite show until sunrise and you fall asleep on his lap

• Lazy mornings full of cuddling and kissing all morning in bed

• Literally the parents around your friends

• “Mom, dad, what are we doing today” The guy who said that was Felix 🤓. You play along “We’re doing out to eat son.”

• Chan pretends to hate roleplaying family but secretly loves it

Minho

• Cat cafe dates :’)

• Late night walks while holding hands!

• Same place for weekly dates as a “tradition”

• Cooking for you so you don't eat out too much

• Pretends he doesn't like public affection but he loves it secretly

• Sends you funny and cute videos of him playing with snow filters

• Comes over to your place without even asking

• Sends you photos of his cat as a form of love expression

• “Look, it's Soonie with a hat! Cute, isn't it?” “So cute, but not as cute as you ;)” “So I’m a cat now?" “Maybe”

Changbin

• Turns you into a gym rat

• Gym dates?? (Seems weird but for you guys it's perfectly normal)

• Cuddling A LOT (cause you love sleeping on his chest)

• Trying to cook together but doesn't work out most of the time

• Texts you about every little detail of his day

• “Y/NNNNN!!! I’m in the most boring lecture everrrrr! Please pick me up after, we can go get coffee or something 😉” “Omgg deal, I’m on my way :))”

• Writes you letters but is too shy to give them to you (he eventually does)

• Embarrassing you with aegyo in public because it’s funny (it’s okay bc you secretly think it’s cute)

• He’s like the “lalala” to you “okokok”

Hyunjin

• You guys are like a couple straight out of a classic romance movie, it’s so cute

• Takes you out on casual and fancy dates (he likes variety)

• Lots of paintings of you or for you

• Holds your hand 24/7, he does not let go.

• Loves it when you go to his dance practice just to keep him company

• Does the same for your extra curricular activities

• Hanging out at the local café everyday after school

• Literally loves gossip so much like it’s concerning

• “So, what’s today’s gossip?” “You're hungry aren't you?” “I had a boring day, I need gossipppp!!!” “Well, I found out that my professor…”

• Sends you selfies of him literally anywhere

• Pet names!! (ex. love, darling, sweetheart)

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Author's Note: I'm sooo sorry for taking so long but I hope you like it :)) Please tell me what to write next I have no ideas.

#kpop #jisung headcanons #seungmin headcanons #skz headcanons #stray kids #bang chan headcanons #changbin headcanons #felix headcanons #hyunjin headcanons #jeongin headcanons #lee know headcanons #skzstay #stray kids headcanons #han jisung #stray kids stay #straykids #skz #skz oneshots #skz ot8

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adachicuto · 2 years

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fall with han

warning: food mentions

putting on your hoodies and going to the nearest park just to jump into a pile of leaves like little kids and like jeongin’s excited puppy. after that, you, jisung, seungmin, and jeongin would all make your way to a cafe nearby

when it would get a little too cold you would both stay in if you could and would try and make your favorite fall-themed cafe drinks at home and han would be so excited when they would turn out really good

sleeping through all of the singing on the way to the hiking trail and you’d wake up just in time to see changbin and minho taking pictures of jisung with funny filters

at minho’s, jisung would help pack the leftovers for the stew for everyone to take home and he’d also get a chocolate cake from a cute bakery for everyone to enjoy and it would be amazing

scary movie marathons on rainy days and you would both get a little scared when the rain would come down heavier against your windows or when the lights would flicker. you’d probably end up watching a funny youtube video afterward

buying and being gifted fall-themed toys for bbama and taking them on walks throughout the day. the three of you would also cuddle on the couch while watching a show or movie with tea or something

visiting everyone weekly, especially felix to be able to taste any and all of the sweets he’d bake and then telling everyone to come over because of how good they would be

getting hoodies for all of the members just because and bringing them to them with their favorite coffee/tea orders and they would all be super grateful for the gifts

making sure you each get lots of rest after long weeks and that you both take time to relax and step away from work and deadlines to focus on your well-being etc.

so, that would mean hour-long naps on your off days and sleeping in for as long as you would both please, and watching movies to shows for the rest of the day in your pajamas

tagging along with han to chan’s apartment to make him breakfast on some days and he’d be pleased when everyone would turn out good and not burnt lol and chan would appreciate the thought

fall with jisung would be a lot of fun and comforting. the two of you would spend a lot of time together doing your favorite things during the season and you would both enjoy those moments

#stray kids #stray kids scenarios #stray kids imagines #stray kids fluff #skz #skz scenarios #skz imagines #skz fluff #han jisung #han jisung scenarios #han jisung fluff #han jisung imagines #skz han #han scenarios #han imagines #stray kids x reader

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nomoreusername · 1 year

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What Maze Runner characters would be like drunk

Thomas

He would somehow be even more impulsive with his decisions

"Hey Y/N! You think I could do a backflip off the watch tower?"

At least the non-dangerous stuff is funny to watch

He doesn't get drunk often but when he does he goes hard

His filter would not be there anymore

If someone pissed him off (*cough* Gally) he'd start an argument

Newt

He's usually counted in to be responsible so he has a lot of pressure on him

That's why he always takes advantage of Greenie night

There are two ways it could go

Number one is that he could be more carefree

Number two would be a feeling of hopelessness again especially if his limp was worse that day

During those times it's best to find a quiet spot and just let him talk for a bit

If he doesn't want to just being near someone he's close to can be reassuring that everything is okay.

Minho

His sass level would be way worse

Same with his confidence. It would be close to dangerous

"I could take anyone in a fight and win. Watch me go fight Gally."

Spoiler alert. He never wins.

Like Thomas he doesn't drink often but when he does he goes hard

Always forgets half the night the next day

There are so many great stories you have that you can make fun of him for and the best part is he doesn't even know if it's true

Aris Jones

Not usually one for drinking at all but it happens to the best of us

He'd usually of find one person(99% of the time you) and ramble about random stuff for a while

Would definitely believe anything you told him

Like seriously. You could tell him the sky is always red and he'd believe you

He's a bit more clingy to you but honestly who really cares

Gally

Find a quiet place to chill

Every person annoys him so it's best to leave him alone. If they don't he will curse them out.

Sometimes you're an exception but it depends on the day and how drunk he really is

If his day sucked it's best to leave him alone for a little bit. His anger can be worse when that happens.

If his day was good he'd have no problem talking to you for a little bit as long as there aren't a ton of people near

Teresa

She hates the feeling of not being in complete control of her actions

Sometimes though it just happens

She's usually fine but she's very quiet and deep in thought

She can do a total 180 if someone she doesn't like tries to talk to her

"No Gally. I don't want to watch you pummel some poor kid to the ground."

She'd start questioning what was right and wrong and she'd hate it

That's the reason she avoids it as much as possible

Brenda

She would be a bit more confrontational with people

She's already fine with putting people in their place but when she's drunk there's no holding back

"No one cares about why she did last week. Shut your trap and figure out how to not act like a four year old."

When everyone's doing alright she's pretty chill

She doesn't do anything outlandish but may open up a bit more about personal things like her father

Harriet

She's in no way a light weight so it takes a lot for her to be drunk

She would usually be quiet and if you were far away you'd think she was sulking

In reality she's thinking about everything that's happened and trying to put together why it had to be that way

Sometimes she just wants to talk to you about everything

Other times she just tries not to think about it and talks to you to distract herself

It's really hard to tell if you don't know her that well

Sonya

She'd be a happier drunk

She would probably laugh at the dumbest and most random things

She would also say some very confusing questions that made you feel like you were the drunk one

"How much of the sky do you think we've ever actually seen? Like we can't have seen all of it right?"

It would be kind of funny to watch

She'd usually end up dead asleep near after the first hour

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missherondale29 · 1 year

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Client is always right, Part 3

And Hyunjin was never keeping track of who subscribed to him. A day – constituently two or three new followers, as Jisung kindly calls them, usually they are potential clients of just onlookers who liked to stick to other people’s tattoos. Hyunjin missed when someone with the nickname felix1509 followed him, he wouldn’t have noticed him, but the new subscriber actively liked his posts, watched all his stories, and once, when he had no clients, Hwang sat down for a cup of coffee, he received a notification in DM.

[felix1509]

Hello!

I would like to book a tattoo session

Is it possible?

Hyunjin doesn’t really care about who he gets tattoos on. Among his friends he has only Minho and Jisung, and even then with the light hand of this shell-shocked squirrel that began to spam him in KakaoTalk and constantly invite him to movie marathons (to the offended Changbin, you are an asshole, again you are ignoring me for them). They invited Changbin too, well, purely out of decency and so as not to pout, but Seo is still a bitch, just give him a reason to inflate the drama out of nothing (however, in the end he agrees – he is bribed with free beer and the third season of “Hemlock Grove” and he’s ready to confess his love to Minho). So, nine times out of ten, Hyunjin frankly doesn’t give a fuck who texts him.

This boy is just the tenth case.

Hyunjin decided to have a look at his profile – this Felix was too light for all this swamp. Beautiful as hell, sunny as if he was shining. He has a delicate baby face with a scattering of freckles on milky skin, he has a nice head of silky white hair, which he either grew, tying a funny ponytail at the back of his head, or cut off, combed back. He has big deep blue eyes, and Hwang even caught himself looking shamelessly at the photo of this unfamiliar boy, who has probably already seen that his messages had been read and were waiting for a response.

[hyunjin]

Are you nineteen?

There was something like a rule in Youngho’s studio that they don’t tattoo minors, only with the written permission of their parents and in the presence of a responsible adult. It’s kind of a legal requirement, Hyunjin doesn’t are too much about it, he didn’t come across minors before (partly, probably, thanks to Youngho and his person in charge of appointments). And the kid in the photos is barely seventeen years old – although maybe the almighty Photoshop and filters should be the ones to thank for this, because, if you look at Hyunjin, thank God, you can’t say he’s already over twenty-five (Changbin here consistently jokes about gray hair and places for pensioners in transport – and consistently gets a slap).

[felix1509]

Of course

I’m twenty-two. actually

By Korean standards, twenty-three.

Damn it, he’s not Korean, is he? However, Hyunjin brushed aside this thought, returning to the stranger’s profile again. Twenty-two. By Korean standards, twenty-three, but you can’t give it straight. His face is too childish, perhaps because of these funny freckles. or maybe Hyunjin is just used to Changbin and the fact that everyone around him is somehow older than him (we can’t count Jisung, sometimes he acts like he’s Hyunjin’s hyung, not the opposite). Therefore, he was surprised that the guy was actually only three years younger than he was – that’s in fact impressive.

[hyunjin]

Are you sure you want a tattoo?

It’s not easy to get it removed.

Hyunjin should slow down now because, as their wonderful and dearly beloved Youngho says, every client is money, and money is what keeps the planet of, so the planet is on clients, and don’t be rude to them, be nice, especially you, Hyunjin, stop pouting or I won’t give you an award next month. He was literally dissuading the client from the service, for which he would eventually pay money, and Hyunjin’s salary directly depends on boys like this Felix.

But lord, he felt sorry, for him or for himself, Hyunjin hasn’t figured it out yet. But when he looked at those pretty photos in his profile again, for some reason he couldn’t bust every brain cell to find out what he could offer to such an angel. There can’t be stuff like skulls of swear words on half of his arm. And he is unlikely to tattoo a sleeve, not his style.

[felix1509]

I thought you were the artist, not the one to dissuade the client.

Hyunjin stopped here. It’s funny. This angel is actually right, yes, Youngho would have said the same thing, but the whole story seemed to be interesting enough, this bright sunshine asks for a tattoo, and Hyunjin even betrays his own principles of not asking too many questions.

[hyunjin]

I don’t care, you can ask for an appointment through the studio account, they do it

[felix1509]

I want especially to you

[hyunjin]

Contact them, they will make an appointment to me

To be continued...

#fanfic #hyunlix #hwang hyunjin #lee felix #skz

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minkkumaz · 7 months

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omg speaking abt exposure.. imagine the bonedo boys/8turn boys accidentally letting ur name slip during a live 🙊

I CAN LITERALLY ENVISION WOONHAK SITTING DOWN WITH LIKE GONGFOURZ, AND HES JUST TELLING THE FANS ABOUT HIS DAY AND HE GOES “oh yeah! yn bought me this jacket, i’m wearing it right now!” AND TAESAN JUST WHIPPING HIS HEAD TOWARDS WOONHAKS DIRECTION SO FAST. leehan slowly turns to him, then back at the tablet with a 🙂.

it’ll be even funnier if woonhak fails to notice and he continues rambling.. i feel like woonhaks the type of guy to treat a live like a family videocall. like he’s so used to calling his sister or his parenrs and just ranting abt you, so he just (accidentally) does it live.

so with YUNGYU i believe he’s the type of guy to normally facetime you whenever he can. like hes eating dinner? yeah he’d call. he just woke up and is about to do some skincare? pick up the phone. sometimes when you’re too tired, he’d just ask yes or no questions. or he’d just talk about his day.

“right omi? this outfit looks good for today?”

“omi! i had some street food with seungheon.. of course yoonsung wanted some so he came along..”

“omiii i miss youuu”

unfortunately, when hes live he also tends to fall back on his habits on facetime. when he’d be spoiling talking about a comeback, he’d be like

“im so excited for you to hear it, omi!”

the staff behind the screen just blankly stare at him and try to direct him to another topic before suspicions arouse. normally, someone would be freaked out they accidentally released their relationship to the public.. but for some reason theres a little grin creeping up on his face.

MINHO would panic, but fortunately jaeyun was on the live with him and said that the person minho mentioned was a distant relative.

“me and yn tried this filter last night..”

“yn is minhos cousin!”

but when the agency allows for the relationship to be public, and minho mentions your name.. fans would be REALLY confused on why hes dating his cousin.. then theres the 15% of the turnings who speculated the name yn was definitely his gf and NOT his cousin. (i love minho sobs)

jisung sneak..

jisung would be on a live while at your apartment, he frequently gets questions like,

“marry me jisung!” or “jisung one chance!!!”

and he’d be blankly reading them out with no reaction. but one day he accidentally goes “i dont think yn would like that..” and the comments go insane asking about who yn is..

“..oh.” he looks up from the live to see his gfs sleeping figure on the other couch. and with a small, warm smile he talks about having the most loveliest girlfriend ever.

to ur surprise, you wake up with many new notifications and a surprising hashtag on twitter.. #YNSUNG

-🍉

SLIP UPS WITH THESE BOYS AAAH!

all of these are so accurate to their personalities i can't melon :,)

woonhak would most definitely have a little rant and the rest of the boys eyes would be twitching HAHA but jaeyun would probably be there like YEAHH THATS MY GIRL I LOVE YN! then the live chat would be like wtf are yall yapping about?

and tell me why when you insert my name for yungyu's i actually exploded into a fit of giggles i smiled so hard >< but yes! i have yungyu's plus chat subscription and he's always talking about the most random things. he love love loves spending time with turnings (in this case reader, aka me >;3) and always apologizes if he doesn't text for a day! so like woonhak, he's definitely a rambler and i could totally see him messing up hehe.

you're so funny for minho's, cause dating his cousin? LMAOOO once the relationship is revealed, i can imagine whiney yoonsung complaining to turnings that his bf cheated on him </3 first with myungho then with reader sighh

I SEE U JISUNG SNEAKK waking up clueless asf to have your phone blowing up is genuinely my worst nightmare cause i'll think i did something wrong HAHA but fans would be very supportive! i can imagine reader not wanting to do a face reveal quite yet, but her arms come in frame to give jisung something THEN FANS MAKE EDITS OF LIKE HER HANDS OR SOMETHING JUST TO BE FUNNY HSJSN

#∞ ₒ ˚ omi's chats #༊*·˚ anonymous peoples #🍉 anon ·˚ ༘ ✎

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straykats · 2 years

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kat talks: maxident

my dudes i am so in love w minho don't even talk to me about him i'll just keysmash

case 143

okay my second listen and watch but---

i definitely see the similarities with maniac??

the hallway choreo is so cool

im ??? hyunjin looks so good in the vest/waistcoat thing and the bowtie yes sir pls be my waiter or whatever

POLICE SKZ LOOK SO GOOD STOP STOP STOP

chan w the crop tops again

UGHHHH the descending lines @ seungmin

the aHH AHHAHAHAHAHA

CHJANGBINONDSJKNVDKSNVDSK

wait minho's sweater thing w the upper arm/shoulder cut hole tjing??? that shit cute man i want

seungmins winjskjgks

wtf the frame jump @ minho that was so cool

minho minho minho minho minho minho minho (the bridge)

and also 2min back to back always makes me *crumbles into dust*

polive jeongin >>>

the bit where it pauses and seungmin rewinds it actually got me so confused the first time

the final chorus is so GOOD idk what to call it????

MINHO AT THE END BRO LIKE??? SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL FALL IN LOVE i say as if im not already in love

chill

the piano reminds me of yama and another artist but i cant remember who

the ?? reverb-y thing on the vocals is so nice

and the dreamy back ground vocals <3 <3

this is such a dreamy kinda song but dreamy isnt the right word. it feels like jelly and cakes and ?????

if i can figure out th syncopation i definitely want to try 'covering' it on the piano

THE SAX THE SAX IS THAT A SAX UKVFSLNVJFSNVJFSV

that song felt so short

give me your tmi

what is that sound the twang-y kinda sound?????

mmm this song bass boosted

OO I LIKE LIX'S LINES

is there some type of filter on mingo's voice

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

what just hapened what he fuck just happened im so confused i need someone to dictate this did they change tempos or did they just really really really mess around w the syncopation that was so-- ive literally replayed this ten times

HOW DID IT STILL GE TBACK ON BEAT i mean like obviously it would but im so confused how did they even come up w this rythmically i want to turn my brain inside out upside down rn

if u could see my face rn while listening to the chorus u would think--- idk what anyone would think ngl but i am SO fucking in love with the chorus that was so good that was sosososososoosos good i want it on repeat blasting in my ears 24/7 i dont want to eat or sleep i just want that

(relistneing to chorus)

the hi-hats (?) alternating between ears (w earphones on) god im so in love w these big brained idiots

god the guitar/s chefs mf kiss (bass guit. included)

minhos part UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

god its such a pwoer chorus i love it so fucking much

the final chorus outro thing idk thats not the chorus idk what to call it though oh my GOD i love

super board

its sounding heavy i love it

h-heeya??

nYOOOOO

jeongins voice sounds so good in this song

sHYOOOOM

who do they think they are hinata shoyo or smth

OOO LIX IN THE BRIDGE

go high fly high???? they're literally talking aout hq 😤😤😤

3racha

yall im so PUMPED i might not end up saying anything

the 'shut up' (did they even say shut up) is so funny bc thats how my friends/cousins say it when we joke around (like it sounds like 'shot op')

oh god chans but the pa-pa-pa bit after 'they locked and loaded' is so SHARP AND CRISP AND DISORIENTATING i love it

wHY YOU MAD BRAHHHHHHHH VBDSBVHDSJBVDSV

chans bit sorry i got so hyped

taste

oh so i've heard Things about this one

minho haha head in hands pulling hair out crumbling to pieces

hyunjin stop sotps otsptopsotpst

THE FALSETGFEBHJS oh god fuckers

thank you felix for grounding me like his voice is the only thing keeping me sane through this like---

WHOEVER IS SAYING LALALA SHUT UP I WILL SUE YOU

who?? who is singing the 'smthsmth addicted to you' line in taste bc it sounds like jeongin but its not and im confused and im so bamboozled right now bc this whole bit going from lix to that line to the high falsettos is making me go absolutely batshit

kiss u or leave u??? or hate u???? buddies mwah mwah mwah

the vocal slide

hyunjins bit w the higher harmony hahaha im ok

mr lalala u better stop

rapper minho?? was that rapper minho again

WHO THE FUCK IS SINGING THESE FALSETTOS I WANT TO STUFF MY EARS FULL OF SOUND sorry that was violent

wait did hyunjin say he wrote this song oh muy god i want to scream

cant stop

this sounds like a slice of life anime opening or a shounen anime ending HAHAHA

wait this is not where i thought it was going harmonically why did seungmin start on that note idk what i was expecting but it wasnt that

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

did someone just say beepbeep

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the transition from the chorus to the next verse .... im so confused i am so co n fu sed

smth about the chorus gives day6 but i cant place it (melody wise)

circus (korean ver.)

obvs we've already heard this but jpn/kr vers do make a diff

why does it feel out of time im so confused i dont think it is but it sounds like it HAHAHA

why did 'the show starts now' sound SO australian like sososo much more than anything they've ever said

okay maybe bc i'm used to the jpn ver or smth but i do like that one better and i feel like it had a better energy to it??? hm

okay yeah i didnt have much to say at all HAHAHA

final thoughts: hahahahhahahahhahaa im ok

#kat talks: maxident #man broskis i just #taste can literally play on repeat i wouldnt even care i just #and i want your tmi is such a mindfuck to me i love it so much i get whiplash from it

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districthhj · 4 years

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#Cute_LeeKnow_HappyBirthday 🤪🖤

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trulylino · 2 years

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=> Tiktoks With You - SKZ

Pairing: skz x gn!reader

Genre: fluff

Summary: headcannons of the skz members and their thoughts on tiktok with y/n!

Warnings: none I think

Masterlist

Chan

Your drafts is full, literally full of dumb videos of Chan. We all know what he's posted on the jyp official page so only you and God know what doesn't end up getting posted. He's not really one for trends so he doesn't like dancing but he's your number one hype man if you film one in front of him. He'll literally go crazy if he even hears 'Maniac' coming from your phone because he knows you'll absolutely eat up the choreo.

Minho

Even though he pretends to hate it he secretly loves when you ask him to do something with you. He'll obviously refuse at first just to watch you beg and whine until he gives in and helps you. He'll still occasionally purposefully ruin a tiktok but just standing still or tickling you to which you obviously have to just pout at until he smiles and continues properly. I think that he just loves to distract you by kissing or hugging you (or smacking your ass) because he just loves to touch you. He also really likes to make little videos of Soonie, Doongie and Dori especially when you play with them because it makes him go all soft. A cutie like he loves it really but you can't know that because he won't let you.

Changbin

Hype man 2.0. On his private account (which literally has one follower, you) he posts little videos of you just going about your day? Like you could be in the kitchen cooking and you'll turn round to see him zooming in on your hands chopping food with a knife? You've asked him so many times why and he'll just shrug because he doesn't actually know why either. He also likes to post gym progress videos just for himself so that he can properly see the difference between what he used to look like because it helps to motivate him and he'll often ask you to film for him.

Hyunjin

At first whenever you would ask him he would complain but recently he's been a little more enthusiastic. He started posting more by himself and while you definitely had a part in it (you totally weren't standing with a gun behind the camera) you feel that it's partially because he's actually getting into it. He likes trying out the filters and often you'll take it in turns to try them out and compare your results. He's really weirdly competitive in them so if he loses his dramatic ass will not talk to you for half an hour until you apologise for beating him.

Han

Confused™. Doesn't know why or how he got here but he's happy. He likes to feel included so when you ask him to help you pull a prank on his bandmates he's more than happy to oblige. Doesn't worry about it too much and just wants to have a good time with you. You'll often go up to him during the day and just show him a tiktok you saw which you found funny so you can laugh at it together. He's starting tagging you in tiktoks that remind him of you and its possibly the cutest but weirdest thing ever because it can range from a cute video of an animal you like to a roblox storytime about furries which is so bizarre it has to be satire. In general, however he's a ten out of ten tiktok boyfriend.

Felix

99% of the time it's actually his idea to make tiktoks together. He has at least 10 drafts of the two of you doing that tiktok of his that went viral. You're definitely the secret to his success because where would he be if he didn't have you screaming for 'more ass' each time he did a take? Even if you don't post them you just love filming them and messing around together because he's just as obsessed as you are. Does loads of cute couple tiktoks with you on his friends only account and literally everyone hates him for it because why are the two of you so cute? Who gave you the right. We love our sunshine.

Seungmin

He wants absolutely nothing to do with tiktok. Unless... You have to really put on the full theatrics to get him to do one with you. But then he loves it. But you can't find out that he loves it. So he's all 'I guess we could film a tiktok *sigh*' and 'what do you wanna do' to which you reply that you don't know and he goes 'we could film a tiktok if you really want to I suppose'. You can see right through him because he's not as slick as he thinks he is.

Jeongin

Idiot. Cute idiot. I think that he prefers watching tiktoks with you to actually making them because it's an excuse to cuddle with you in bed for hours but he doesn't mind filming either. For some reason he finds the choreography difficult despite the fact that that literally does much harder dances every day? It took him a week to learn how to do the woah and it took both you and Felix showing him over and over until he finally got it. He uses it as an excuse to spend more time with you because he loves being in your presence.

Taglist: @dreamescapeswriting @sparkyprotectionsquad @bang-me-chan

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dreamescapeswriting · 3 years

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Stray Kids Reaction || S/O Has Wisdom Teeth Removed [Request]

CHAN:

When you first woke up from the drugs the dentist had given to you, you were all over the place and could barely speak as you sat there in the chair. You were mostly in and out of sleep so Chan took you back to the dorms, the doctors telling him that he had to watch out for you, make sure you didn't attempt to touch the stitches.

"Don't leave," You whined as Chan tried to get off the bed, the two of you had been home for about half an hour and you were still coming down from the drugs and all you wanted to do was cuddle.

"I need to make you some soup," He cooed as he held your hips, running his thumb over the skin and smiling as your head flopped forward, too tired and spaced out to keep it up.

"But I don't want soup, I want cuddles...I neeeeeedddd cuddles," You told him as you continued to snuggle into him, not caring that he was trying to pull away.

"Do you not love me anymore?" Tears welled up in your eyes as you stared at him still trying to leave, he sighed at you while shaking his head.

"You're going to be the death of me," He whispered as he placed a small kiss on your forehead, laying down beside you in the bed as you cuddled into him. Smiling as you got your own way and he stayed to cuddle you all night until the drugs wore off and the pain set in, then he became Nurse Bang Chan.

MINHO:

Before you went under Minho checked if it would be okay to record you when you came out from the meds and you agreed, not expecting that he would use the SNOW app to apply different filters to you. Recording everything you said or did saving it to a private folder for blackmail.

"Hey baby, look at this filter." He chuckled as he applied a filter that made your cheeks look swollen...Well, more than they were right now,

"My face!" You screamed touching your cheeks thinking that it was just the way your face looked, panic took over you.

"I'm going to look like a hamster for the rest of my life," You cried out staring up at Minho who couldn't stop himself from laughing so hard he almost stumbled into the tray of instruments beside you.

"It's not funny! W-Will you still love me like this?" He stopped laughing as he held your hand, kissing it softly,

"I will love you no matter what baby, I promise."

CHANGBIN:

Laying down on the chair you stared over at Changbin and smirked at him,

"What's that smirk for?" He questioned as he walked closer to the chair, running his hand over your hand and smiling as you started to laugh softly.

"If you were a transformer you would be Optimus fine," You smirked as you watched him, he laughed softly while shaking his head. Before going down for your wisdom teeth removal Chan had gone live and as usual, he was reading out the pickup lines STAY were sending to him

"Are you a keyboard because you're just my type," You tried to wink but the drugs made you blink,

"Are you bang chan because you make me so wow," He groaned loudly at the last one, walking away from you as you continued to yell out cheesy pickup lines as he hid in embarrassment.

HYUNJIN:

Hyunjin watched as you finally came around from the anaesthesia staring over at him, panic seemed to sink into your eyes as he watched you.

"Babe? What's wrong?" Concerned seeped his voice as you began to touch your face rapidly.

"I-I can't feel my mouth! I can't feel my face!" You yelled out as you continued to touch your face,

"Hey, hey, it's okay." He cooed coming over to you, holding your hands steady as he kissed each of them.

"Is it still there?!" Hyunjin did his best not to laugh and he nodded his head,

"How else would you be talking baby?" He chuckled softly running his hands over your forehead as you sobbed into his chest a little, the anaesthesia making you a little more emotional and dramatic than usual.

JISUNG:

Jisung spent the whole walk to the car laughing, he couldn't help it. It was funny to see you of all people stumbling around as if you were drunk and couldn't control yourself.

"Stop laughing," You whine as you struggled to make your way over to the sofa in your shared apart while he laughed.

"I can't help it, you look like Bambi," He smiled as he walked you over to the sofa, sitting you down carefully and smiling at you as you glared at him.

"It's not funny. I feel like I've been out of it for weeks." You laid down staring up at the ceiling as it slowly spun around in your head, if anything you felt as though you were drunk.

"Babe, it's kind of funny...It's cute too, watching you struggle around it makes me feel like you need my help," You shook your head at him, regretting as the room seemed to spin more.

"Get some sleep, I'll make you some soup soon." He smiled placing a small kiss on your forehead.

FELIX:

Felix stared at you as you stared up at him on the dentist chair, you'd been staring at him ever since you woke up, playing with his hands. Interlocking your fingers with his, kissing them and giggling whenever he would stare at you.

"You're really pretty, has anyone told you that before?" He laughed a little too loudly at your comment and shook his head at you,

"I'm serious...You're so pretty...Your eyes...Your freckles...Everything about you is just pretty." You cooed as you let go of his hands, running your fingers over every freckle, bopping his nose when you were done.

"You're adorable when you're like this," He kissed your forehead as you let out an excited giggle,

"You kissed me!" You puckered your lips waiting for another when the doctor walked into the room,

"They seem a little out of it," Felix said to him as he nodded his head, "It's all normal, they'll be back to their normal selves soon," He chuckled as he began signing your discharge papers.

SEUNGMIN:

Being wheeled up and back into the room you had first been in Seungmin smiled brightly when he saw you quickly turning to embarrassment as you screamed out,

"SEUNGMIN IN THE BUILDING!" You screamed out loudly looking at him and laughing as he shook his head at you, ignoring the looks he was getting from the doctors in the room.

"They'll be a little loopy until the medication wares off, I'll go get the papers." The doctors all left the room and you smiled at him,

"Can you sign my albums?" You asked excitedly as you stared at him, quickly turning on a sad expression,

"But I don't have them,..C-Can we take a photo?" Seungmin walked over to you, giving you a soft kiss on the lips as he blushed.

"My little fan," He teased as you began getting giddy once again as he watched you, taking out his phone to record everything you were doing so he could show you later. Knowing you would never believe him if you didn't have the evidence.

JEONGIN:

"MOVE YOUR HAND!" Jeongin screamed as he looked at you from in the kitchen but you let out a muffled groan and still tried to take the cotton balls out of your mouth.

"HEY!" He came rushing over to you playfully swatting your hands away from your mouth making you pout at him,

"The doctor said not to remove them," He told you in a stern voice staring at you as if you were some child,

"The doctor said not to remove them," You mocked in a higher-toned voice, folding your arms over your chest as you continued laying on the sofa. You had been in and out of consciousness since you got home, all Jeongin wanted was for you to sleep off the drugs. At least if you were out of them you could act like yourself again.

"I'll go back to making some soup, behave yourself." You smirked at him as you nodded, signing a cross over your heart.

"I promise I'll be good," You lied and Jeongin knew that which was why he watched you the whole time he moved around the kitchen.

Tagline: @minholuvs @taestannie @sw33tnight @acciocriativity @mwitsmejk @anxiousbobatea @justbangtanthingz

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hanjinstant · 2 years

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who in skz & bts would be absolute besties

genre: skz x bts (not ships!) friends au, some school!au too. mix of idol! and nonidol! bts + skz

warnings: none!

chan x namjoon x yoongi

i feel like this (iconic) trio would have hyung chats and hyung sleepovers and hyung writing sessions (wait just imagine the music they'd make together... i need that). the vibe would be very very chill as each of these guys on their own has a wonderfully calming energy to them. i think they'd relate to each other a lot; sharing experiences, particularly with namjoon and chan being leaders, but all three of them being suitably level-headed and extremely gifted production and songwriting wise. i can imagine that when they see each other in person they'd do that really typically guy slap on the back welcome hug thing and would all have the widest smiles too.

lee know x jin

hyung squad 2.0. this duo... is sarcastic and the humour is sahara-desert-dry. i feel like these two would get on so well from seeing their respective personalities in various interviews and skz code / run bts. they both can make an already hilarious moment ridiculously funny and i can see them exchanging dad jokes in their spare time. they're very good at teasing their members (well, in minho's case, scaring them hyunjin) and definitely play it up for the cameras, overdramatise it in a way that's pure entertainment. maybe they'd become friends after both working on a film together?! idk! i really really see actor jin and actor lee know in the future 🎥🎞️

hyunjin x tae

would definitely be the popular duo at school. you know, the two guys that all the girls and gays have crushes on, pretty much because they're good people as much as good faces. (both are important) these guys radiate the same aura of peace, thoughtfulness but also goofy and fun too. i see them taking scenic photos together on holidays and oooooh imagine how their voices would sound in a collab!! both are very fashionable so they'd also pass advice on to each other in that realm too.

changbin x hobi x jisung

pocket rockets! this trio would be hella fun, always giggling and goofing around. class clowns, a trillion percent. they'd be easy going too and the friend group that everyone loves and secretly wishes they could spend more time with. the sheer energy that radiates around these three is unmatched by, well, everything. you'd never see them without big, toothy grins adorning their faces. binnie, hobi, jisug would be a sporty trio too - apparently hobi used to be good at tennis ,changbin taekwondo and i think han would be amazing at almost every sport without even trying haha. would lowkey highkey be all the teachers' favourites because they're smart enough to get by but also their enthusiasm is standard/high for most subjects!

felix x jimin

okie okie here we go ... the cuddliest! duo! both come across as wonderful, beautiful, caring human beings who have many friends that they spend lots of time with. as a duo themselves, they're both very driven individuals so it would be beneficiary (and fun!) for them to rehearse together, helping each other with choreo and vocals - because their vocals are sorta on opposite ends of the spectrum from each other, they'd work well and develop an even larger range through collaboration. also, filter ft felix is most certainly a need, not a want. a need. both are superrrr talented at dancing so seeing them interpret each group's choreo and adding their own flairs to it!

i.n. x jungkook x seungmin

maknae squad! honestly these guys would be a bit of a nightmare in terms of always having ridiculous amounts of energy at any given point; however this can be and is put to use through dance practices and training for comebacks. since we've recently seen more of jungkook's boxing sessions (HOTTT), i think they'd all go on a day off to try something new. they're adrenalin-junkies and i think could get very involved in / good at a sport every couple of months. this would be a trio that go to theme parks, on all the terrifyingly tall rollercoasters, but would also be able to be completely relaxed at times and i can see them doing a joint mukbang v-live and having lots of laughs and yummy food :)

a/n: gonna do some more stray kids writing too !! bts are my ults but i also stan skz so there will be some more of them in the future <3

stay a while! masterlist

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adachicuto · 2 years

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happy birthday han

warning: food mentions

the perfect way to start the morning of han’s birthday would be to take bbama on a walk and it’d go almost exactly as planned except for the sudden rain which would cut the walk shorter

then you would both head back home and jisung would rush past you to grab his guitar and he’d stand near a window to dramatically play guitar because he’d think that it matched the mood. he’d be serious for ten seconds before both of you would start laughing

after that the two of you would just laze around your shared apartment then you’d play video games for a good hour or so and you’d both jump a little at the lighting and thunder then laugh at yourselves

somehow the two of you would end up watching a bunch of youtube videos before binge-watching a whole season of some random show only to be disappointed that there was only one season

you’d both probably end up falling asleep for a few hours after that then you’d be sort of confused when you’d wake up to see that the sky would be really dark and then you’d both remember all of the rain

so, it would rain for most of the day but that would not stop you and the rest of skz from celebrating jisung’s birthday. later in the day all of them would come over and you’d watch a bunch of movies together

someone, probably seungmin, would notice the photo album you gifted jisung on the coffee table and would take it upon himself to put funny filters on jisung’s face and it would take you all a few minutes to calm down from all of the laughing

and due to the rain, the boys would pick up food on the way and everyone would be more than excited to eat because everything would look amazing, which wouldn’t be surprising since felix and minho did most of the cooking

while eating, everyone would tell funny stories about jisung and it would be very difficult to not laugh while eating and they’d all laugh even more at you and hyunjin as you’d both try to hold in your giggles

the chaos would ensue because this is skz and you’d all do random play dance to their songs and it would be one of the many highlights of the day as you’d be grateful that you lived on the first floor

after all of that, chris would bring out the cake and everyone would say both nice and very funny things about jisung as expected. then you’d all take pictures and nearly all of them would be chaotic. no one would be able to stay still because someone else said something silly but it’d be okay

all in all, the day would be imperfectly perfect. everyone would have a good time and jisung would feel incredibly grateful for getting to spend his birthday with you and his best friends, his family

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maatryoshkaa · 3 years

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merry christmas, kiss my a** | lee minho [teaser]

✒︎ in which both you and minho get dumped by your partners on christmas eve, run into each other on christmas day, and begin to find yourselves grudgingly confronting all the reasons that made you enemies in the first place.

ryu says: i can explain the title—i wrote out the plot while listening to “merry christmas, kiss my ass” by all time low 🤡

genre: enemies to lovers, college!au, holiday!au, fluff, drama, romcom, all that good stuff--and a pinch of angst if you move your bang to read it again.

tags/warnings: fratboy!minho is your typical playboy asshole, perfect student!reader is all business and no-nonsense, mild profanity, mentions of drugs/marijuana/alcohol and addiction, unsafe frat parties (never let go of your drinks, guys), slightly (?) suggestive, but more chaotic than anything, some unhealthy relationships, reader and minho have bad blood, a long history paved with misunderstandings, and lots of unpacking to do.

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With the remnants of a ruthless migraine still wrenching your skull, you pried your eyes open. A weak groan left your dry lips, muffled by a mouthful of fabric. As you came to—brain feeling like jelly sloshing around in your head—you realised you were lying nearly face-down on a queen-sized bed, white comforters tangled around your very sore body. Bright sunlight was filtering in from a window somewhere, and you vaguely registered a green velvet couch sitting in the corner. Frowning, you tried to roll onto your side—and came face-to-face with the yellow eyes of a ginger cat.

You didn’t own a cat. Or a green couch, for that matter. Blinking in confused unison with the feline, you looked around the room—just as the bathroom door swung open, and a very naked Minho stepped out from the wisps of steam.

You screamed, scrambling back on the bed, and grabbed for the first solid object your hands could find—a rusted candelabra on the nightstand. Brandishing it at Minho in horror, you stammered, “Did I—did you—did we—”

Minho looked just as bewildered as you, one hand shooting up as if in surrender. With a yowl, the ginger cat leapt onto the green couch, but neither of you spared it a glance. Minho’s other hand, you realised, was gripping the towel wrapped around his waist as if his life depended on it. Okay, so he wasn’t naked—thank heavens—but that did nothing to stop the sour panic steadily rising in your throat. His gesture sent a vague memory rippling through your muddled mind. That’s right. Last night—the Christmas party at Changbin’s fraternity. You had bumped into Minho, just your rotten luck—the boy you’d despised since high school, and under the mistletoe, to boot. Your mind flashed back to how you’d furiously chugged the drink a frat boy had handed you to fill in the awkwardness, and had desperately tried to eject yourself from the conversation.

Then police sirens had sounded throughout the frat house, students scrambling like cockroaches and hurriedly hiding their marijuana—and that was the last thing you remembered before you had blacked out entirely.

You turned back towards Minho, one hand clamped over your eyes and the other around the candelabra. Two more cats had slinked out from under the bed—a tabby, and another ginger—and were joining the first one in watching the commotion. You put two and two together, voice growing shrill. “Did you—drug my drink, Lee Minho?”

He sputtered, and you could almost imagine his eyes bugging out. “Did I—” he raked a hand through his wet hair, composing himself. “I thought you took something—you were out cold the second you finished your drink.”

Fragments of the night before were slowly returning to you, and with increasing dread you recalled the solo cup you had taken without looking twice, the frat boy who had winked at you with a greasy smile.

“I think you got roofied, princess,” came Minho’s voice, surprisingly gentle.

“Don’t call me princess,” you snapped back automatically, but grudgingly lowered the candelabra. Cautious, you peered through your fingers, and immediately regretted it when you were met with Minho’s shit-eating smirk agaain.

“Not gonna lie, it took me by surprise. Since when did you become a party girl, showing up to Changbin’s parties?” He reached back into the bathroom, ruffling his damp hair with a smaller towel. “Here I was, thinking you’ve changed.”

“Yeah, well, you clearly haven’t,” you shot back coldly, counting off your fingers with a biting laugh. “Treating people like your personal toys or stepping stones. Messing around with multiple girls a night. Drinking like there’s no tomorrow.”

If your words stung Minho, he certainly didn’t show it—only raising his eyebrows in that way that had infuriated you for as long as you’d known. The typical Lee Minho look of nonchalant contempt, spiked with a shot of amusement to give the impression that he didn’t give a single damn. You hadn’t run into him since—well, since that incident back in high school, and the memories his mere expressions could still rouse made your skin crawl.

Minho watched you curiously—sheets still wrapped around you like makeshift battle armour, your hand wielding the candelabra he’d thrifted from a garage sale, Rapunzel-style—and he had to fight the genuine smile tugging at his sneer. His chest felt...funny, fluttery, even, and not in the gut-wrenching, hangover way he had grown so used to. He almost wished it was, because this new feeling made it seem as though the ground had suddenly been ripped out from under his feet, and that terrified him.

The party. Some snitch had called the cops on them, and that had promptly shut the party down. The flood of panicked students evacuating had shoved Minho flush against the wall, and you flush against his chest. When he hadn’t felt you shoving him away immediately, Minho had almost felt his heart swell with a strange, terrifying shred of hope—until, upon closer look, he had noticed that your entire body had gone limp, glass empty and eyes fluttering shut.

Panicking, Minho had carried you out of the house, clawing out of the sea of elbows and overheated limbs until he had reached the main road. Mind racing, he had fished his phone from his pocket and called the only mutual acquaintance the two of you had—your boyfriend.

But when Minho had explained what had happened—hey, uh, your girlfriend’s out cold at Changbin’s party, so you might want to come pick her up—Taehyun had scoffed, a harsh bark of laughter that had made Minho’s ears hurt.

“Yeah? The hell’s it to me? That bitch’s your problem now.”

Before Minho could choke out a surprised reply, Taehyun had hung up.

Trouble in paradise? He had thought to himself amusedly, before remembering his own situation. Then, the fact that he had no idea where you lived, and he couldn’t very well leave you, unconscious, out on the street. In the end, he had brought you to his last resort—his apartment.

Carefully stepping over the trail of shattered ornaments his ex-girlfriend had left behind during their fight, Minho had lowered you onto the couch—then, with a second thought and a deep sigh, he’d lifted you onto the bed, tucking the white comforter over your slack body. Sipping a hangover concoction, he’d stood over your sleeping figure contemplatively, a mix of bemusement and worry churning in his gut, before deciding he was probably being mildly creepy and collapsing for the night on the velvet couch.

“Look,” Minho began, shaking his head as though clearing his thoughts and turning his attention back on you, “I know what you’re probably thinking, but I—we—didn’t—do anything. You were out cold last night.”

Hands shaking, you peeled back the covers—and the smallest sigh of relief left your tightened chest when you saw that you were still wearing the same jeans and top as last night—albeit creased, stained, and reeking of marijuana and booze, but completely intact. The next moment, though, a wave of anxiety washed over you and you clutched the sheets closer, fingers trembling. Someone had still slipped something into your drink at that party. And if the party hadn’t come to a screeching halt—no, you realised, with an inward groan of frustration, if your sworn enemy hadn’t been there, there was no telling how much worse things could have gone.

The thought made you shudder, panicked tears pricking at your sore eyes. Damn it ll. Here you were, sitting in Lee Minho’s bed, of all people—about to cry in front of him while he watched. Your humiliation—a belated Christmas present for him, no doubt.

But when you glanced at his face, you were startled at the expression on his face. It was unfamiliar—not exactly condescending, or vicious, or even mildly smug. His lips—rosy from the hot shower—were pressed together slightly, eyebrows almost knitting together in a frown.

Maybe he was holding back laughter?

Minho’s eyes had caught the way your lips had begun to tremble as you curled in on yourself, and had instinctively moved forward before freezing. What could he do? Give you a hug? He was sure he would end up with a candlestick in his eye if he tried. Comfort you? The words seemed to dissolve to sand on his tongue. He cursed himself silently. Words and actions came so easily with all the other girls—endless sweet talk and flirting, until he had them wrapped around his finger. With you—even after all these years—he was left frozen, mind blank, and only that damned feeling in his chest.

“She’s not yours,” came Changbin’s voice from the previous night, ringing in his ears.

“I know,” he had replied. But why did acknowledging it feel like ripping a Band-Aid off of a nearly-healed wound? Like he had reopened the scar, along with all its pain once again?

Maybe it was because after all these years, Minho still clung onto the hope that you would hear him out, just once.

Gesturing helplessly, he found himself offering the only sort of comfort he seemed to know how to. “Do you want—uh...some wine? The fridge’s empty, and maybe it’ll calm your nerves a bit.” He tilted his head when you didn’t reply, trying to get a glimpse of your face. “Do we need wine?”

Forgetting momentarily that he was nearly naked, you lifted a withering, exasperated gaze at him, getting an eyeful of his bare chest before yelping and burying your face in the covers again. “No. You know what—I need wine—you need to put some damn pants on.”

You could hear his devilish grin return to his voice then, even through the covers. “But life is so freeing without them.”

“Pants. On. Now.”

to be continued

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