#not a fan of christmas

[x-heesy]

𝗗𝗘𝗘𝗣𝗗𝝠𝗥𝗞𝝠𝗡𝗗𝗗𝝠𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥𝝝𝗨𝗦

Wiggity wiggity

Świąteczny potwór we mnie budzi się raz na dekadę

Wiem, wiem, ziomuś, to rzadko, słyszę jak narzekacie

Więc w stadzie raźniej, nie jestem tu dziś sam

To Słoń, D.O.D., ty suko, jaraj się jak Kurdystan

Chuj ci w barszcz, siekiera ci prosto na ryj leci

Z kibla śpiewa kolędy chór abortowanych dzieci

Cały świecisz po Czernobylu, na chuj ci choinka

Odpocznij, wyluzuj, Bill Cosby skoczy po drinka

To klimat chorych Świąt, nie będzie pierwszej gwiazdki

Twój dzieciak wjeżdża w kryształ niczym w śnieżne zaspy

Jest świetnie, patrzysz, czy już przyleciał Mikołaj

Na niebie zamiast niego trójgłowy król Ghidorah

Wilkołak w stroju Elfa twojej siostrze w nocy

Wpierw urywa, by następnie zrobić pochwę z głowy

To EP rozpierdoli, tak więc ze szczęścia się posrasz

Nie będzie niespodzianek jak Bruce Jenner w dzień Ojca

"W Święta tak nie można" - kurwa, mogę wszystko

Rudolph przedawkował, piana z ryja, chore disco

Hej dziewczynko, wiem, że lubisz dinozaury, więc

Twego ojca dziś wyrucha pterodaktyl z AIDS

Co za pech, oby pleśń ci zęby zjadła

A całą planetę pokrył zimny mrok

Życzę ci, byś wykrwawił się przez genitalia

Wesołej apokalipsy życzy Słoń, a

Nie ma, nie ma, nie ma nadziei

Ziemia, ziemia, ziemia stanie dziś

To są, to są chore Święta

Z ust wypełza znów skolopendra

Nie ma, nie ma, nie ma nadziei

Ziemia, ziemia, ziemia stanie dziś

To są, to są chore Święta

Z ust wypełza znów skolopendra

Ay yo, what is this? Dope D.O.D. and Słoń

Black Christmas, Santa Claus wanna mack on all suspicious

Tippy-toe in yo' booth like a lizard

Niggas can't hear me, can't see me, can't even come close

Sniffin' all the snow, Santa Claus, never cope

Livin' on the dope, as the story unfolds

Bitch get my coat, it's 'bout time to unload

No fucking presents

All you see is blood raining down from heaven

Government pet like Eleven I'm a felon

Boy you better tell 'em I'mma fuck 'em up like Slevin

Lucky number seven, when it's Christmas - I'm Kevin

You can hear the bells ring when we step in

Chainsaw revvin' when we comin' for your parents

Red nose in the red snow, drinking red rum

Bitch sucking on my mistletoe

Nie ma, nie ma, nie ma nadziei

Ziemia, ziemia, ziemia stanie dziś

To są, to są chore Święta

Z ust wypełza znów skolopendra

Nie ma, nie ma, nie ma nadziei

Ziemia, ziemia, ziemia stanie dziś

To są, to są chore Święta

Z ust wypełza znów skolopendra

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way

Your bitch jiggles balls, and she takes it all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride my dick on Christmas day

Crashing through the snowman, Santa's on the way

I push it down the cliff, on the one horse open sleigh

Blood is gonna rain, dear bodily decay

Ho ho, oh no, Brain Dead Słoń

The Dope and the logo, ghost in the photo

I walk around with breath like a hobo

Big white beard and a bright red polo

It's father Christmas, fuck you wishless

I pour Guinness and leave your chimney with a corpse in it

Coarse blizzards, you'll sure shiver the gore spitters

No worries, cause your innards are worn with us

And we going all winter with this one

Drip, drip, drip - that's a skull when we split one

Big fun

(Nie ma, nie ma, nie ma nadziei)

(Ziemia, ziemia, ziemia stanie dziś)

(To są, to są chore Święta)

(Z ust wypełza znów skolopendra)

𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗡 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 🎧

𝗠𝝝𝝝𝗗 𝗕𝝝𝝠𝗥𝗗

𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗬 𝝠𝗦𝗦

𝗜 𝝠𝗠 𝝠 𝗗𝝠𝗡𝗖𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝝠𝗡𝗗𝗪𝗜𝗖𝗛 🎧💃🏽🕺🏼🪩🚀💥

ΓЯДCҜФFΓHΞDДУ

#panicdynamicpandemic #trackoftheday #gifattack #gifmania #moody #edm #electronicmusic #shakewhatyamamagaveya #raaaaven @kattywompuss #electroshockboogie #dancemfdance #partymusic #lostinmusic #thankslordfortepmusick

Xmas 2019 by Słoń, Dope D.O.D.

#Słoń #slon #dope d.o.d. #dope dod #it’s a trap #trap music #dark rap #drop beatz no bombs 💣 #shake what your mama gave ya #electroshockboogie #bass #bass massacre #röhrtwiehirsch #x-heesy #music #now playing #fucking favorite #music and art #not a fan of christmas #sex drugs and socks with holes #gif movie #international beats #8/2022 #Rap

[cemeterything]

are we still doing this because i have a late submission

#🐉 #this is less about fan content and more about that awful lazy one size fits all #'10 years later theyre happily married with a cute little nuclear family' trope #because ive read some genuinely incredible fics about characters who would Not fucking have kids #ending up with accidental pregnancy scares or child acquisitions that get treated with all the nuance #and thoughtful handling they deserve #but also. i reread one of my favourite fics yesterday and when one character jokingly brought up the idea of children #and the other reacted with genuine visceral disgust and said what hideously awful parents theyd be #i lit up like a fucking christmas tree

[shuploc]

You thought I was done?...

#miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv #fan art #art #portrait #artists on tumblr #merry christmas O'Hara Nation 😏

[hisao-san]

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Merry Christmas!

#batman #dc #fan art #batfamily #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #red hood #nightwing #red robin #robin #christmas #my art

[oh-gh0st]

i heart these rivals so much. maybe they'll kill each other. maybe they'll kiss. maybe they'll make ou

#ghost's doodles #lego monkie kid #lmk #shadowpeach #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #sun wukong #six eared macaque #love how these two show how different my art tends to be. either wholesome cute stuff or Absolute shitposts #i need them to do stuff to each other Really bad you guys have no idea #on another note for those who read these tags: i am making shadowpeach plushies #who knows how long those will take... but im sure i can get everything patterned right before they come in after new years #im so freaking excited!!!! #merry christmas btw. shadowpeach fans get a tasty treat lol #also the second shadowpeach was in ref to a twit trend going around. it got 2k+ likes..................

[crystaiskiess]

so glad this is how the show ended and not in pain or death amiright

#merry christmas merlin fans #we get enough pain today #have a smooch #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin #arthur pendragon #my art #merlin x arthur

[heyitspizzaking]

Charles Dickens and Rizzo

I drew this last year for a Muppet Christmas zine that never happened.

#artwork #alex rhys #fan art #gonzo the great #rizzo the rat #muppets #muppet christmas carol

[thebelchers]

#bobs burgers #bob's burgers #s3 #3x09 #christmas #december #fan made! :)

[pencilscratchins]

whats more powerful, the metaphysical force of all space time or two besties with one braincell [ID in alt]

#doctordonna #doctor who #14th doctor #donna noble #fan art #my art #art #my fan art #long time no post huh?! #im getting back into things #i have 2 jobs went through a break up now im just trying to find any time for things i enjoy #and what i enjoy right now? #doctor who christmas special #YEAH THIS IS PRETTY TOPICAL #read: from almost 2 months ago lmao

[selleryattack]

After Christmas special part 1

Part 2 here

This is a little sequel to my christmas comic. Hope you like it💋

#good omens #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #goodomens fanart #fan art #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart #good omens comic #after christmas special

[that-sweet-jester]

👼😈🎄💕

#good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #ineffable husbands fanart #aziracrow #aziracrow fanart #aziraphale and crowley #christmas #fan art #my art #good omens art

[cat-cosplay]

True Story

#Christmas memes #holiday memes #cat memes #meme #memes #woman yelling at a cat #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #cats of tumblr #aww #cat costume #fan art #zelda #ganondorf #legend of zelda

[october-cryptixx]

i keep forgetting that this is also an art blog so umm heres some silly rudolph art/doodles i've done this year since its getting close to his season!!! :3

this last two are basically just.. rudolph hermey and yukon in the pmd universe i was thinking about both rudolph and pmd that day so ermmm this thing exists now lol perhaps i could make it into a sorta au..... me thinks..

anyways i need to go brush my teeth, good day to you all

#rudolph the red nosed reindeer #rudolph #fireball #clarice #hermey #hermey the elf #yukon cornelius #king moonracer #zoey #the toy taker #mr. cuddles #rankin bass #rudolph the red nosed reindeer and the island of misfit toys #rudolph and the island of misfit toys #christmas #reindeer #pokemon #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #deerling #alolan vulpix #stoutland #fan art #digital art #toby draws things

[7violetmadness7]

Happy holidays everyone 💕

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #knuckles #knuckles the echidna #rouge the bat #cream the rabbit #knuxouge #christmas #digital art #fan art

[parisoonic]

Don't talk incriminating shop infront of your boss at the office Christmas party.

#tf2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 demoman #tf2 spy #tf2 pauling #i have....3 other ideas for the christmas party! hopefully i get time to draw them all o7 #im sorry engie fans he just really amuses me. engie really gets the short stick in my drawings lol #spy stooped to wearing a silly tie that you can't see at this angle kdjdjkfsdk #i might fuss with the holly garland later as i think it could be seen as mistletoe but i just wanted to do a christmassy border #IDK why there are lines near the edges! they're not there for me in PS ;;

[emry-stars-art]

Also it’s still St. Paddy’s where I am so the Irishman himself ☘️

#we joked about putting a bite mark as well #the consensus was its from one of the twinyards #although I did also like the mistletoe ideas from last Christmas #he gets nice lil kisses from everyone #Allison might commit. right on the mouth Once and never again #Andrew: no kisses but he does slap Kevin’s ass on the way by #I thought it was funny anyway 😂 #oh yeah. Nicky gave him the shirt #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #kevin day #chibi #digital #st patricks day