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whats-those · 5 months

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Gotham (Nygmobblepot) + text posts part 10!

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 6] [part 7] [part 8] [part 9] [part 11] [part 12] [part 13] [part 14]

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gothamincorrectquotes123 · 2 months

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Harvey: Welcome to the Fuck Penguin club, where we all say a collective "Fuck You" to that slimy bastard, but first a word from our newest member

Ed, sweating: ...so there may have been a misunderstanding...

#gotham #gotham incorrect quotes #edward nygma #oswald copplepot #nygmobblepot #nygmobblepot incorrect quotes #harvey bullock

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it-happened-once-in-a-meme · 2 months

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Romantic Valentine's Day Date for Partners in Crime 💞🗡

Holding writers at gunpoint and forcing them to make our favorite ships canon (don't worry writers, this is a joke) 😂

Oswald: I don't care that Jay Gatsby was iN LoVE with Isab-I mean Daisy, he was in love with a memory, not her! Besides, he and Nick had a thing going!

Ed: Yep, I have the spreadsheet right here.

Tabitha: Exactly. And while you're at it, give Zelda Fitzgerald some credit.

Barbara: And make Daisy leave Tom for Jordan or something.

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shippingdissapointment · 2 years

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Ed: What are you looking at?

Oswald: *was typing his and Ed’s names into an online love calculator*

Oswald, panicking: porn

#gotham #gotham incorrect quotes #nygmobblepot #nygmobblepot incorrect quotes #edward nygma #oswald cobblepot

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imthekingofgotham · 5 months

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I put Gotham character’s names in an incorrect quotes generator, here are the funniest:

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bluedancer9000 · 9 days

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Oswald: I’m not afraid to break fingers to get answers, so you better-

Edward: Did you know that a vein in your ring finger is connected to the main artery of your heart? It means that if I were to cut your ring finger right now you could bleed to death without immediate medical attention. So are you going to confess now or do I have to watch your eyes turn lifeless as I bite your finger off like a baby carrot?

Oswald: Edward… that was dark even for me.

Edward: Thank you, I’m actually just really nervous right now.

#gotham incorrect quotes #gotham edward nygma #gotham oswald cobblepot #nygmobblepot #riddlebird

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mcuxhp777 · 3 months

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Ed: Riddle me this; what is something I can't go without? And is my whole world?

Ozzie: Me

Ed: Correct. I love you

Ozzie: I love you, too

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Bruce: *Hits Jeremiah* Fuck you

Jeremiah: *Taking the beating* Fuck you, too

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shyjusticewarrior · 10 months

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Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 197

Lee: Ed's freaked out.

Oswald: I got him distracted for a while.

Ed, on other side of room: *doing a rubix cube*

Lee: Doesn't he know how to solve those?

Oswald: Normally, yes. But I switched the stickers around. I don't even think it's possible to-

Ed: Solved it.

Oswald: What? No you didn't.

Ed: Not the cube, the puzzle of why I couldn't solve the cube. You switched stickers two, nine, thirty two, and fifty one.

Barbara: This thing has numbers?

Ed: Anything has a number if you assign a number, friend number four.

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itaroma42 · 1 year

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Oswald: Okay, I'm on top.

Edward: Nope, I'm top.

Oswald: No, I'm top.

Edward: Listen here... I'm top. Alright?! I'm fucking top!

Oswald: Get on the bottom, you basic bitch.

Edward:

Edward [sigh]: Alright.

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stop-ugly · 6 months

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A: /jokingly or not/ Then let's date idk

B: You're bold i give that to you

#my friend literally said it to me #I've never been turned down like that before #IT'S BOLD OF ME TO JOKE ABOUT DATING THEM #imagine your otp #imagine your ship #incorrect quotes #marauders #wolfstar #jegulus #jily #marvel #dc #ineffable husbands #hannigram #nygmobblepot #hilson

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the-suicidal-lizard · 9 months

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Judgement

Oswald: Look, I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Edward a little bit. Selina, holding Oswald's notebook: You doodled your wedding invitation... Oswald: No, that's our joint tombstone. Selina: My mistake.

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whats-those · 5 months

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