Unsent a message
House of Lamentation (New) (8)
MC: You unsent a message
Lucifer: What was that?
MC: It was nothing.
MC: It wasn't mean for this chatroom
Belphegor: I saw what it was.
Belphegor: 😏
MC: Motherfucker! Don't say what it was!
Asmodeus: Oh?
Mammon: Belphie! Tell us!
MC: Mammon...
Mammon: Yeah?
MC: I. Will. Hurt. You.
Mammon: 😨
Mammon: Geez, sorry-
MC: Belphie... I'm warning you!
Belphegor: I won't tell them... If you tell me in private who was the pic meant for.
MC: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Belphegor: All right... The pic was...
Beelzebub: Belphie... I'm sorry.
Belphegor: Why?
Beelzebub: MC... They ordered me... I'm sorry.
Belphegor: Ordered you? For what?
Belphegor: JUHGKJGHHFKJGLKHWI&@%^*(^*_)@**_@)
Asmodeus: 😯
Leviathan: Belphie!
Satan: I heard a crash from upstairs. What the hell happened?
Belphegor: This is Beel. Belphie is knocked out.
Satan: It was you!?!
Lucifer: What did MC ordered you to do to Belphie?
Belphegor: Well, MC did ordered me to ask Belphie kindly to not blackmail them. But if he refuse.
Belphegor: I punch him and their excuse is pay back for the incident so I wouldn't feel guilty for punching Belphie.
Lucifer: 😶
Mammon: 😶
Leviathan: 😶
Satan: 😶
Asmodeus: I don't know if I should be scared or turned on by MC.
Belphegor: I am 😨
Meanwhile
Solomon's chat with you
MC: *Sent a very suggestive pic that involves Solomon's wand and his robe*
MC: Like what you see?
Solomon: Hm~ I do
Solomon: *Sent a pic of him siting in his chair naked, with only a scroll over his lap*
MC: 🥵
Solomon: I'm getting chilly here.
MC: Than teleport here and fuck me already!
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It starts out as an incredibly sweet gesture...
... only to turn into an unbelievably tempting offer~
... only to leave me questioning Solomon's true intentions.
I have a somewhat difficult time believing he would "never" do that to us.
Not that I'd be complaining lol
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First of all, I’m pretty sure I’d give both my legs to hear Barbatos call me his sacrificial lamb. Like can you imagine him saying it to you just before he goes down on you?
Second, who is this taste tester?? My top guesses are Diavolo, Little D No 2, and Solomon. I would’ve said Luke but let’s be real, Barb loves him too much to make him a test subject. He’d have Luke be a taste tester for something he knows is delicious.
And lastly… “I jest.” I just know that if I spent any time with this man, I would end up talking exactly like him. I’d be saying that instead of “just kidding” to one of the bros and they’d just be like you’re spending too much time with Barbatos again. And I’d say no you’re wrong I’m never spending enough time with Barbatos 😡
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