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luciandloathing · 1 month

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I never shoulda smoke that shit now I'm at Lottie's compound

#yellowjackets #original stupid shitpost

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huge-wife · 9 months

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manifesting her

#fionna and cake #adventure time #golbetty #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #op tag #ahh look at my stupid shitpost boy #im so anxious im gonna go anxietypost on main now #also shoutout to whoever made the original ep8 one

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spirk-trek · 4 months

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okay but why are jim and spock on the verge of divorce at the start of of spectre of the gun?????

jim whipping his head around when spock says 'fascinating' because he doesn't even LOOK AT HIM

jim addressing spock as 'science officer' ???

spock standing on the wrong side of his chair ????

spock: "unLIKE mr. scott's transporter, this device is nOT functioning. OBVIOUSLY, captain, none of our devices will work"

+ "the violence of YOUR heritage will be the manner of our execution"

literally bickering over who knows more about earth's wild west???

whatever it is melts away the second scotty and bones start tearing into spock and jim stops them but like… please kiss and make up faster next time or i'll cry, thanks

#this is stupid lol #but the energy is so weird? how did i never notice that before?#jim is SO quiet from the very first moment on screen #and tbh so is spock #they had a big fight #nothing like mortal danger to force you to make up though #that's healthy #right?#spirk #spock #captain kirk #tos #star trek the original series #spectre of the gun #star trek #my text #shitpost

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totallyy-not-charlie · 3 months

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I don’t even know man. I was bored

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varricscrossbowbianca · 11 months

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Dragon Age Origins + memes

#da:o #dragon age #dragon age origins #morrigan #alistair theirin #warden amell #leliana #da shitpost #dragon age meme #. this is so fucking stupid i'm so sorry

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r-aindr0p · 7 months

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I really like drawing big eyed critters with funny ears so I experimented a bit with my own version of a Kelpie. The story won’t end there I will add more when I get the time to (I usually work on several stuff at the same time so I have trouble staying organized)

#monster #monster art #kelpie #raindr0p oc #comic art #original comic #already telling you that’s a stupid fucken kelpie right there #not an ounce of intelligence in these big eyes #shapeshifing man eater water honse #I usually never draw comics in non shitpost style because I really dislike tracing panels but procreate makes it easier for me

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marrfixated · 4 months

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Priya if she went to med school

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nogravitymom · 3 months

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Look at my lawyer dawg, I’m going to jail…

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steakout-05 · 2 months

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ok so i was in the shower one time and my brain trailed off and i just started imagining what if the Enterprise got a distress signal that has been sent from the 21st century and when they look at it it's just stupid ancient meme shitpostery. like they think they've come across a really weird time-travelling anomaly and they put it on main viewer and they just get colossally rickrolled from 300 years in the past. it hasn't left my head for the past few days so now you must witness my vision

Data: Captain, it appears we are somehow receiving an unusual distress signal originating from the ancient year of 2024.

*Picard and Riker exchange looks*

Riker: 2024..? That's impossible.

Picard: Hm... Unusual indeed. Put it on main viewer.

Data: Aye sir.

and then the viewscreen activates and it's just this

#this post is so stupid #the thought of rickrolls still being a thing in the 24th century is extremely amusing to me #star trek tng #star trek #the next generation #star trek the next generation #captain picard #star trek shitposting #shitpost #high effort shitpost #totally not me putting like 3 hours of editing into a tumblr shitpost teehee #holyshit wait imagine deanna troi being able to sense shitpostery from another vessel #''captain i sense intense rickrolling from the other ship''#BAHAHAHA that would be SO dumb #also sorry if the video is really loud i'm wearing headphones and i genuinely cannot tell what volume is considered normal #also also fun fact: i originally imagined this with the loss lines and data explaining that it's a symbol of ancient human shitpost culture #but that wasn't as funny as a rickroll just popping up on the viewscreen and immediately annoying picard #do you think q does this to the enterprise sometimes #waiting for the q episode where he just puts an unstoppable loop of this on their viewscreen for 10 hours and then leaves #rick astley #rickroll

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nonbinoclard · 2 months

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HALF LIGHT: You’re going to DIE here. You’re going to *die alone* in this bathroom with an unwiped ass. *WHY* did you choose this toilet? You saw how far the toilet paper dispenser was when you walked in.

-1 MORALE

#original post and photo in link #this is stupid. i really wanted to draw it though #disco elysium #de fanart #disco elysium fanart #harry dubois #shitpost #my art

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halfelven · 4 months

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