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yandere-kokeshi · 1 month

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We need to know how separate TF-141 would be as house-husbands!!! Please!!!

— Yandere headcanons of TF-141 as house-husbands

Warnings: Yandere behavior, older! characters, male gender roles, NSFW, slight delusional behaviors.

A/N: Anon, you are SO, so smart. I love you /a.

Captain “Price” John:

The type of house-husband nobody expected for him to be– not even himself. John had partially agreed to it, and now he’s a stay-at-home dad for your cats. When he wedded you, he never thought of it this way; and now, he had promised to always care for you, did he not?

Price is well over-tired, pretty hairy and massive; beard scratchy and face all squishy; he’s a chubby man. But that doesn’t stop him at all.

John loves waking you up in the mornings. Before even shaking you awake, he loves to admire you. Watching your different breathing patterns, some dribbles of drool, and the obvious bed marks staining your face makes him smirk. But of course, it ends too short when he realizes you need to get up.

John is so, oh gentle, when waking you up. Scarred hands rubbing at your hips as he rubs his beard into your shoulder, prepping kisses and telling you to get a move on. However, if you ignore him, he’s more than happy to leave some permanent marks, yes?

He always makes your breakfast and lunch the night before, chopping the meat, fruits, and vegetables into the correct order so he can easily sleep in with you till you leave. So, when your alarm goes off, he detaches himself from you, getting up with only his red boxers– turning on the oven to preheat the food yet again and leaving them on the table for you to enjoy when you get out of the shower.

And with that, he takes your health seriously, mentally and physically, which means most foods in the house are pretty healthy. All types of fruits, veggies, protein, and fiber nourishment is given with each meal, and he expects you to eat it all.

When shopping, he takes everything seriously. He hates getting off track, only sticking to what’s on the list, and cashiers who take too long on talking– especially if they openly flirt with him. Can’t you see I'm taken? He snarks out, showing off his wedding ring before fast walking out towards his car with his hands full.

Chores are chores. They need to be done. Dishes are easy, laundry, and vacuuming are a piece of cake. But cleaning the bathroom? Oh, that’s a bit difficult. Especially with the hidden camera he’s put out of your sight, and at times, he gets distracted; watching the many films, seeing you all naked and wet, makes Price feel... a sudden urge. How are you just so gorgeous, hm?

John is the definition of a “Pro Loyalty Card”. For all those stores he visits, he has cards for each and every single one of them, including the convenience store. They always come in handy.

Routines are his specialty; he knows everything about your schedule, to the time you leave for work, to when you call him at your lunch break, come home and collapse in his lap, all the way to sleeping in the bed naked. He’s memorized it all.

After the long antagonizing and stressful week, John always sits you down for a long bath. He massages your shoulders, using a special lotion to rub on you after the bath. But, that’s not the only gift he's giving. Before gently and lovingly pushing you to the bed, he slowly fucks the stress and irritation of you; teeth makes ensuring you stay loyal to your man.

Simon “Ghost” Riley

Simon is quick and sleek with shopping, getting and seeking foods that have high nutrition because you only deserve the best. Most foods he picks out are healthy, getting many baskets of fruits to ensure you enjoy your lunches. But when passing by the sugar aisle, he can’t help but choose a few sweets for you.

A type of house-husband you’d never expect. He’s brooding, shoulders kept tight, wearing a black mask and hoodie as he sulks in the grocery aisles, holding the colored basket. You’d think he’s stealing with a gun hidden in his back pocket. However, when in reality, he’s taking his house duties extremely seriously as he eyes for the cereal aisle.

He wakes up way early, even before you start to stir awake, even before the sun rises and goals himself to get a good workout in. Even though he’s not the same lieutenant as he was years ago– he’s not lazy, and still picks up his pace whilst jogging down the street and doing push-ups in the open garage.

At times, he wishes you could join him, and it would be fun, would it not? Having you down below, as his chest presses against yours and your flushed face being the main goal for him to continue? Or maybe, him guiding you through pull-ups, and you need his help? Oh, that’s how to make him very desperate for you in the early mornings.

Speaking of early mornings, when you rise with his gentle shaking, whispers of “good mornin’”, and his rough stubble rubbing your neck, you realize just how lucky you are. Especially with how Riley joins in, when he notices his second favorite human is up and awake.

Though, if you decide to ignore these two, covering your face and mumbling away, Simon will crawl over you, prep your face with sloppy kisses, and murmur hot and dirty words. His hand instinctively crawling down, snapping the band of your underwear, nails barely scratching at your skin whilst promising to get you all hot and messy, before forcing you out of bed.

When you leave out of that door, regardless of the morning, he ensures the house is spotless before you come home. He doesn’t listen to any music, only the occasional barks from Riley as he sprays the leather couches, doing the dishes the “old-fashioned way”, and folding laundry like it’s a race.

Most are scared of him– except for that one lady down the road. Her eyes follow Simon as if he’s a god, but he scoffs at that when she twirls her hair. You’re the real deity, he openly thinks. Of course, he shows off his pretty wedding ring, the one you got him; and somehow, Simon wishes you’d just make out with him in public, show her that he’s off limits and that he’s yours.

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick:

The type of househusband who immediately recognized that you needed to be cared for, and went forth with that promise between the marriage. You work so hard to make money for the both of you. And he’s devoted to doing whatever he can to be helpful too.

Kyle is a clean freak, which means the house is nearly spotless when you come home. Every scratch at the couch has him grunting and hands vigorously trying to rub it off. Shoes inside the house are immediately put up, and he hates rainy days; looking at you with glaring pupils as you step inside with soaked coverings. But, he loves you.

The chores in the house are easily done before the afternoon, dishes cleaned with shiny marks and the floors vacuumed. Dusting and sweeping the house with headphones on, face flushed whilst… listening to among things he’d never want you to find out.

Laundry is always last in line, as he tends to “borrow” a good deal of dirty underwear of yours, smelling them intensely. Don’t worry though, he returns them at some point.

Kyle is the definition of “wifey material food”. Every breakfast consists of incredible fried eggs, mixed with bacon and fluffy pancakes; lunch and dinner being different every day, which is nice. He usually sticks with foods you’re comfortable with, never going out of your zone, and tries his hardest to make different sizes of hearts out of the food.

Though, you never seem to notice the secret ingredient, the divine particular part where the two of you are bonded stronger. Such shame, he utters. Sometimes he wishes you’d come home early– catch him desperately adding it within the dish with utter lewd excitement.

Having you come home is the best time of the day. Waiting by the door, wearing the cactus green apron you got him years ago, with a giant smile and dinner laid out, waiting for you. By the end of dinner, you’re full; both of love, and much suffocation of affection.

All the other housewives in the area love him. They often invite him for yoga, or work-out sessions. But, he usually uses the excuse that you need him. You do, don't you?

Every Friday, he wears and shows off certain gifts he feels that you’ll love. You work so hard for the both of you, so he should show his appreciation, should he not? Wearing all types of risqué clothing, leaving desperate messages, and having lingerie hidden underneath his black vest, coloring his skin and outlining his scars, stretch marks, and moles. Sooner or later, it leads to a heavy cuddle-sex session that he knows you’ll love.

Johnny “Soap” MacTavish:

The type of househusband who uses his pretty eyes and sculpted body, to get his way. Everything from seeing you at your working office and past your lunch break, to getting free food samples, all the way to a book full of coupons and all types of gifts for half the percentage.

He’s amazing at picking food at the grocery outlet, picking up the correct portions of proper protein, vegetables, and iron. And sometimes, sneaking a few donuts, pops, and tubs of ice cream he knows you love.

Johnny always wakes you up, the alarm rarely shaking you as your beloved husband knows your schedule by heart. He ensures your breakfast and lunch are ready by 7am, smirking at the added secret ingredients that he only knows.

He’s more lenient with waking you up. Knowing how you like to sleep, beauty sleep he corrects, Johnny tries to let you snooze in as far as you can, before gently stirring you up as the sun rises in the opened window.

His arms snake around your waist, cuddling up behind you whilst pulling you into his warm chest, as he nibbles on your ear and tells you to start getting up; breakfast is served on the table with awaited love. Though, if his sweet honey voice doesn’t work at this time, maybe some extremely sloppy oral will help, no?

Johnny ensures that everybody knows you’re lovingly taken. Those hickeys and bruises on your arms, and neck show just how loveable he is. He boasts about you all the time, to his then-team, cashiers and ladies on the streets. It’s only expected you do the same, yes?

Housewives and other househusbands either love him, or envy him. He’s pretty– too alluring to just be at home and caring for duties. Most women, and men constantly flaunt at his grown-out mohawk, often slicked back into a small bun and a few scars, especially one on his head, that prominent his face.

He’s still in shape, working out in the early mornings and doing yoga with the other moms; who he regularly drinks coffee with. They love how sweet and handsome the man is, especially towards his spouse.

Anyone would be lucky to have him, and many would trade a lifetime for him. But, he’s not going anywhere, not without you or your yummy neck anytime soon.

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leqclerc · 1 year

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Sebastian and Charles pose for the SF90 launch photoshoot

#formula 1 #f1 #f1edit #charles leclerc #sebastian vettel #car launch photoshoots arent what they used to be (incomprehensible and cringefail) 😔#why are you as a man so excited to grasp another man's hand 🤨#also the colouring is all over the place bc i took clips from two different videos im sorry 😭#2/3 men pictured here are no longer employed by scuderia ferrari that's wild 😭 charles the bridge between generations etc etc #they will never reach such magnificent heights again 😤 sexiest lineup idc idc !#*#*mine: gif

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catwyk · 1 month

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THE TRADITIONAL FANART MASTERPOST!!!!!

ok maybe not MASTERpost since im certain there's more hidden in different parts of my college work but this is the nature of doodling. i will add to this post if i track anything else down o7

sorry for the terrible image quality on most of these my phone is bad and the lighting isnt great either

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hehehereliesmysanity · 2 months

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Incorrect Young Royals #23

Simon: Wow, Wille, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Wille: We literally slept together yesterday. Simon: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

#i cant get enough of this picture #i need therapy #i know i already posted with this pic #the quotes arent mine if it is a numbered post btw #young royals #wilmon #incorrect young royals

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smallsynth · 5 months

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the non-cannon-to-the-proper-tf2-universe classes, but they're cannon in my heart. im oddly fond of these three and i dont know why. i love themb.

#ID in picture #tf2 #sfm #source filmmaker #open fortress #tf2 guard dog #guard dog tf2 #janitor tf2 #tf2 janitor #these lovely fellas arent mine but their workshop pages are linked in the comments for anyone who wants them #my renders

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risingsunresistance · 5 months

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sunset ☀️

#pictures arent doing it justice you get a video now #i am not sorry you've had to see so many of the same thing over and over again im so in love with the new build. and also sad it might die #it'll always be the colosseum To Me #this needs mc music overlaid with it but i would never be able to choose lol #shadertag #sb #video #mine

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c0llecti0ns · 1 year

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elroyramantan: A collab design with @shirmaoart who helped bring this project to life! 🍬

We’re hoping into the new year with our Favorite Childhood candy; White Rabbit Candy. You might “get lucky” if you spot something on the Ang Bao design 🐇🐇👀

#chinese new year #angbao #angpao #red #envelope #sorry for the arrows in the 2nd picture. idk how else to save ig pics that arent the first picture :|#ampau #not mine

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pictureday2005 · 10 months

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camscanner was REALLY fighting with me, so im going to rescan stuff tomorrow, but i got my developed photos back on monday!

my goal with getting into 35mm was to sort of "manufacture" nostalgia in a way. which was actually my therapists idea, funny enough. i dont need to get into it, but ive got a webkinz plush photoshoot coming your way soon!

just gotta...scan things in a room with less direct sunlight >_>

#mine #35mm #nostalgia #nostalgiacore #nostalgia aesthetic #photography #film photography #this was my first roll it actually got exposed :((#so there arent as many pictures #but some got VERY crunchy in a very very very good way #the ofher two came out great though #i cant wait to actually start going out more to get photos #i took a lot of photos on walks with the dog that are all mysteriously absent from the second batch #but they didnt give me my negatives back #so...... 🤔#outside #winter #manufactured nostalgia

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theygender · 2 months

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The management at my old apartment stole my fucking bike

#apparently theyve been mass 'confiscating' bikes off peoples porches without telling anyone that theyre taking them #i dont know how long mine has been gone bc i didnt notice it was missing until i went to load it into my car to move it #but if its been more than (i think) 30 days then it would be considered forfeit and they would have already sold/claimed/trashed it by now #my gf and i saw a whole pile of 20+ confiscated bikes near the maintenance building but it doesnt look like mine was in it #i called them today to ask about it and they told me that for them to look for it i would need to provide a photo to prove its mine??#its MY bike! you stole it off my porch. how tf was i supposed to know that i needed to take a picture of it beforehand #they told us we can go check out the pile so me and my gf are gonna go look more thoroughly now that we're officially allowed #but if its IN the maintenance building we wont be able to find it #and if they already sold it or took it home with them or threw it away then it also wont be there #and i cant even ask them to confirm when they took it / if its already gone #bc it looks like theyve been doing this with dozens of bikes over the past few months so how would they even remember one specific one #what the fuck #rambling #also to be clear: they arent being confiscated BECAUSE theyre on the porches #the bikes are supposed to be under the stairwell and thats where mine was #my neighbors who leave their kids bikes piled on their side in the yard got to keep theirs #theyve been doing unscheduled porch painting without any sort of warning or notice on and off since like december tho #so my only guess is that they decided since they werent giving us any notice to move our stuff off the porch ahead of time #they decided to just move straight into confiscating everything off of the porches and hoping no one would call them out on it #which is fucking bullshit

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jinx-you-owe-me · 2 months

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PART 17

of the dfk audiobook translation

@cnka

Bökh: „Over 20 years ago, there was also a boarding school here, as you might know. And there were teachers that were good and others that were less good. And there were Externs and Internals. And there was a boy who was as homesick as you, Uli. And who read as much as Martina. Loved cake like Matze. And wanted to become a pop star, like you, Jo. And he had an enemy. His name was Robert. He was an Extern from the town here. And although this Robert seemed the have everything the boy wanted, he still picked on him. Pushed him around and made fun of him… Well, like the Externs have done with the Internals for generations, right.“

Jo: „And vice versa.“ Bökh: „Exactly. And vice versa.“ Bökh: „…yes. And one day, the boy’s mother got sick. She was brought here to Kirchberg into the hospital and the boy snuck away from the boarding school every day to visit her. And one day he was caught by the boarding school director. And he got grounded.“

Martina: „Couldn’t he just say what was up?“ Bökh: „No, because it was a very… cold and stern man whom he didn’t trust. And Robert in turn knew from his father, who was a doctor at the hospital, that the boy’s mother was fighting for her life there. So he offered his help."

Bökh: „And so every night he layed in the boarding school bed in place of the boy. So that he could visit his mother. And then they became really good friends. Even had a band together. They weren’t all that bad.“ (sighs) Bökh: „I certainly don’t need to tell you who this boy was, right?" All of the kids in unison: „You, Herr Bökh.“ Bökh: „Exactly. And why I’m telling you this story.“ Uli: „I think I understand it.“

Matze: „So we get Chips and Lemonade?“

(chuckling)

Jo: „The Externs today aren’t like that.“ Bökh: „Jo, I obviously care about two things. Firstly; rules are well and good, but not as important as humanity. Ok? And secondly I want you to trust me, that you’re not afraid to come to me. Okay?“

The kids nod.

Bökh looks at his watch.

Bökh: „Alright. I need to get a bit of work done now.“ Martina: „But what happened to Robert?“

Bökh slumps back in his seat with a heavy sigh.

Bökh: „Ach. Robert, he… I think he later studied medicine in the city. Ah, we unfortunately lost touch.“

Jo: „Why?“ Bökh: „… Well, that- That happens sometimes when you become an adult, then… suddenly, your closed loved ones are gone.“ Jo: „… What, just like that?“

Bökh nods silently.

Bökh: „… Mhm.“ Matze: „How sad… I think friends should always stick together.“ Bökh: „Yeah, exactly.“ Jo: „Can’t you prevent that somehow?“ Bökh: „Yes. We need to look out for each other. Ok?“ Bökh: „Alright. I need to get a bit of work done now. Take your lemonades with you.“

The kids scuffle and stand up. Jo takes a bowl of chips with her as well.

Uli: „Thank you."

#das fliegende klassenzimmer #dfk 2023 audiobook translation #das fliegende klassenzimmer 2023 #dfk #tbh im confused by the twenty year thing #cause tom schilling and trystan pütter are both in their 40s #so if the characters are the same ages they wouldnt have been in school 20 years ago??#mine #ok i tried to limit the pictures so it offers a bit of atmosphere or paragraph breaks #but i felt like bökh's expressions when talking about robert were Significant so i had to include them #sorry #i honestly cant talk about it here cause you dont know roberts version of the story yet but holy shit do i have thoughts #regarding how justus talks about their falling out #im gonna keep my mouth shut.#we'll get there in part 19 and 20 and 22 #but it is so hard #OH WAIT i completely forgot to talk about that walking contradiction of a man #'rules are well and good but not as important as humanity' arent you the same guy who said #'im a bit special when it comes to punctuality. rules apply to everyone!'#in general “rules apply to everyone!” is something justus would never say #tell me you dont understand a character in one sentence #does it show that i add these tags over time?#anyway. i think this part is ready to be queued

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aggold15hi01 · 2 days

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⚠️ Disclaimer: I don't own any of the images/ pictures/ photos/ photographs and none of them are mine.

ℹ️ Plus the links to the videos are inserted below. And the story of it as well. ⬇️

⚠️ Disclaimer no. 2: I don't own either of the posts or the videos nor I own any of the rights to original posts, videos and photos and neither of the posts are mine.

📷 📹 Credits goes to Logan Sargeant, W******* R***** T*** and A*** A****; Twitter/ X (For the video posts) plus IG (Author's note: Ugh, IG . . . 😒) for all of the respective images/ pictures/ photos/ photographs of Logan and A***.

🔗 https://realpaulaleah4everwrites05.blogspot.com

Those photos reminds me of how Logan would do a video blog on how he would introduce A*** on his very own YT Channel and then this is where they both have to do a challenge via a split screen between A*** and Logan (A*** on the left and Logan on the right of the screen) plus while Logan would grumble how he would lose the challenge, A*** on the other hand would said he would win the challenge however in reality; it is Logan who did unexpectedly won the challenge thanks to his demeanor of both the level of calmness and the level of patience he had in general and . . . for the rest of the vlog; he bought coffee for the whole team as a way of interacting and building a friendship between them and him as Ben (A.k.a Benny) would give him a helping hand with the coffee he had bought it just for the crews would are hard at work on the car.

Also; this would take place in his first season / 1st Season in Formula 1 on the year 2023 where he does looked very different back before the change in the off-season before the brand new season of the 2024 had arrived.

Plus I would imagine if Logan would did the vlog for his YT channel with his turquoise iPhone and a matching protective neon turquoise iPhone case to protect his iPhone just in case if he dropped it or anything.

Don't worry, Logan is truly both a responsible and a careful iPhone owner as he does usually takes care of his iPhone very carefully.

Also, on a serious note: if you ever asked me if Logan does truly had a girlfriend in real life; I would say "This isn't any of my own business on getting to know about Logan's private life based on his status on either being single or being taken but this isn't truly is any of business on getting to know whether he is either single or being taken. That is none of my business for real; so leave me alone and let me stay in my very own lane thus thank you very much for real.

For link to the post: it is inserted below:

#my own post #my own words #my own writing #my writing #my own thoughts #credits to the rightful owners #credits to the original owners #images arent mine #images are not mine #pictures arent mine #photos arent mine #Not my images #not my pics #Not my photos #photographs arent mine #Not my photographs #logan sargeant

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