#pls tell me ppl still remember this anime

[collapsedglasshouses]

Consequences || Noah Sebastian x Reader [Part 1]

Pairing: Noah Sebastian x Reader

Summary: Y/N has known Noah since he became her brother's best friend. Growing up with him and knowing everything about each other let to them also being close friends. But something changes between them when Y/N is moving in with them due to a water damage in her apartment and it all leads to Nick's 30th birthday party.

Warnings: NSFW 18+!, MDNI!, language, mention of marijuana, implied medication use, oral sex (female receiving), alcohol consumption, (feel free to let me know if i missed anything <3)

A/N: So this is the first work I every put onto tumblr and also the first work I every publish in English… Therefore: Pls have in mind that English isn’t my first language and I'm new to writing smut! If you have tips or tricks for me to improve my writing, pls feel free to message me! The idea was spooking around my head for a while. Be safe ppl and remember if you are under the age of 18, pls do not interact with my stuff since I’m really not comfortable with that (if i see it anyways i will block you). Now enjoy! <3

November 29, 2022 was the day everything changed…

12:34 PM; November 29, 2022

You woke up in the house where your brother and his friends lived. At the moment you kind of lived there due to water damage at your own apartment.

While the other roommates were momentarily out of the house, it was very empty and quiet around here. So it was no problem for you to get the spare bedroom. When you realised your brother was still sleeping, you tip toed down to the kitchen area where you found Jolly, Noah and Folio preparing a cake with candles.

"I think I've never seen you guys be so cute before." you mocked them while eying the cake. It was shaped like a guitar and coloured in black while being decorated with wonky red letters saying „Happy Birthday, Nick!“

You smiled to yourself before going around the kitchen counter and grabbing a bottle of water from the fridge "So, when do we start tonight?" you ask your friends while sitting down on the kitchen counter.

"It depends on how long Jolly and Folio can distract Nick." Noah answers before walking towards you, stepping in between your legs and than grabbing a cup from the shelf above you while looking at you.

"What do you mean 'Jolly and Folio'? What about us?" you ask your brother's best friend while holding his gaze. It wasn’t unusual for you two to be close to each other since you had known Noah for ages considering his friendship with your brother Nick, but since you were living here something had changed. From sleeping in on the couch together while watching anime and waking up in each others arms to him telling you about song ideas that he didn’t tell anyone else about or those small touches you exchanged whenever no one was watching that seemed so innocent but still left you guessing.

When he finally broke your gaze and stepped back to pour himself a cup of coffee, you took a big sip out of your water bottle to drown out your thoughts before anyone noticed your nervousness.

"You two need to prepare the house while Folio and I go equipment shopping with your brother." Jolly explains before you hear a shuffling upstairs, causing you all to become quite and stare at the stairs while gathering around the cake which candles were quickly lit by Jolly. It didn’t take long before your brother wobbled down the stairs and came to a hold when he saw you four standing in front of his cake smiling.

"Happy Birthday, Nick!" you all shout in union while Nick rubbed his eyes and took a couple of tired steps towards you before blowing his candles. "What are you guys planning? You act like fucking robots." he mumbles while Folio cut the cake into small pieces.

"Can't we just be grateful that mom brought you into this world 30 years ago?" you said before hugging him tightly. "Jesus… You making me sound so old. But yeah… Definitely… Even though Folio looks like you stapled that smile onto his fucking face"

The guys quickly changed the subject to not cause any further suspicion before you ate breakfast together. It didn’t take long until the three boys took of, leaving Noah and you alone to decorated the house.

You talked about anything and everything, before you asked Noah to help him hang a "Happy Birthday" sign on the wall.

You were unsuccessfully trying to reach the height the sign was supposed to go on. Before you could argue you felt arms go around your waist and shortly after that you were being lift up. You felt your pulse rise and your eyes widened. "What the fuck are you doing, Noah?" you protested - "Helping you. Now do your job."

You muttered under your breath and tried to concentrate while Noah's arms were wrapped around you. You would lie if you said you didn’t like how close he was to you but at the same time you tried to push away the way it made you feel.

"You know, I actually can’t believe Nick's thirty already. It feels like time flies by so much faster since we formed the band." Noah almost whispered while you try to concentrate on the banner before you and not how soothing his voice sounded to you. "It feels like yesterday when Nick called us to pick him up from that girl’s house because her dad caught them making out." You slightly chuckle at the memory before you signaled Noah to let you down.

"It also feels like yesterday when you called me in the middle of the night because the exact same thing happened to you and you were too proud to call Nick because you made fun of him because of said story." you reminded him while turning around and looking up into his eyes. You would never get used to the fact how tall Noah was in comparison to you. It wasn’t like you were tiny but he still was more or less a head taller than you.

"It’s not like nothing like that never happened to you, Y/N Ruffilo." he noted in a teasing voice and you exactly knew which story he meant. "Noah, you promised we would never talk about that again." - "I promised to never tell your brother that you slept with that skater jerk Michael back at your senior prom and than almost getting pregnant from it."

You remembered it clear as day how Noah drove you to the pharmacy in the early morning hours to get a Plan B and how you cried about not wanting to be a teen mom and how he comforted you by saying he would be there for the child like it was his own.

You also clearly remember your dumb crush on that Michael guy. There was this boy in your and Noah's year that you had a huge crush on since eighth grade. Michael was a skater and in retrospective he definitely wasn’t a good guy, considering his first love were definitely joints but when Noah left school at 15 to pursue his music career there was no one who stopped you from your stupid little crush, considering the fact you didn’t tell your brother because he would have hunted Michael down.

"You know I would kill you if you would even think about telling Nick." you threatened your friend and pointed a finger to his chest. Noah smirked while looking down at your hand, before grabbing the tape from your other hand and leaning to your ear. "As if you could do anything against me."

Shivers went down your spine and your heart began to beat faster while Noah left you standing there in the middle of the living room to go on with decorating. If that wasn’t enough he looked back at you and said "But at least you didn’t lose your virginity to that jerk."

You felt your cheeks burn while thinking about what he was implying. You and Noah being the same age and having such a close friendship at a phase in your live that was purely controlled by hormones, it wasn’t far off that you did in fact lose your virginity to your brother’s best friend. But you both swore that not a soul in the world would ever find out about that and managed to keep it this way to this day.

You tried to push the thoughts of the past away by biting the inside of your cheek. You didn't know what to do. Slowly but surely he was driving you insane and you didn’t even know if he was doing on purpose.

This was the moment you decided that it was best for your own good to try to avoid Noah's presence at the upcoming party. You didn’t want to risk ruining your friendship with him and therefore ruining the bond your brother had with him since ages.

11:19 PM; November 29 2022

Hours later you found yourself on the couch in the corner of the living room while the party for you brother was at its peak. You didn’t really know how many drinks you consumed, considering the fact that you took at least four shots with your brother, but you definitely started to feel the alcohol in your system while you listened to a story Bryan told you about the last tour.

You couldn’t help but think about what happened early. Noah seemingly consumed your mind. You could only think about his hands around your waist or how comfortable you two slipped into this weird situation in your friendship. When you were younger you often cuddled or were close but it all seemed so different lately and you couldn’t wrap your head around why it suddenly felt so different for you. You feared that you were imagining that change.

"I'm sorry, Bryan, but I'm not doing so well." You quickly excused yourself while standing up and making your way upstairs. You didn’t know what had gotten into you but you knew that you needed to clear your head.

You entered the upstairs bathroom, leaving the door open since no one was on this floor and looked at your self through the small mirror. Your cheeks were flushed because of the alcohol you consumed and your eyes were slightly red.

You bent down and splashed a few drops of water in your face when you suddenly heard a voice behind you. "Are you okay?" Noah asked with furrowed eyebrows while placing a hand on your back, instantly sending a wave of chills down your spine.

"Yeah, yeah… Uh… I'm fine just a bit tipsy" you mumbled, drying your face with a towel before turning to face your friend.

Without even realising it you let your gaze wander and looked at Noah more closely. He wore a black turtleneck and black cargo pants, if you didn’t knew better you would say he was about to go on stage. In comparison to him you seemingly looked naked. Only dressed in a lacey black crop top and a skirt that was to short for your own good. But you were at your brother's, one of the places you felt save with wearing anything and everything.

Suddenly he raised his hand and put a strand of her behind your ear. "Do you maybe wanna watch a movie or something? You seem nervous."

You slightly look up to meet his eyes. The eyes of one of your best friends. The eyes of the boy who knew everything about you except your confusing feelings towards him. You took a deep breath and noticed his eyebrows rose for a second, before you nodded. As confused as you were, Noah was still Noah and knew exactly what he needed to do to calm your nerves. So you decided to sneak away from the party and not even an hour later you found yourself showered and in pyjamas sitting in his bed while searching for something to watch while he got ready for your sleepover.

You could still hear the music blast from outside of his room when he came back wearing sweatpants and a worn out band shirt.

"You know what you wanna watch?" Noah asks you while making himself comfortable next to you.

"You will laugh at me." - "Spirited Away?" Bullseye. Over the years Spirited Away became your comfort movie. You remember it clear as day when you first watched the movie with your brother when you were around ten. So when Noah started playing the movie all the memories you had while watching it filled your body and for a second you forgot about the weird things you've been thinking all day while snuggling into Noah's side like you always used to.

"Do you wanna tell me what has gotten into your mind?" he asked carefully when you were halfway through the movie and your heart automatically started to beat faster while you turned to look at each other.

You thought about a way to get out of this situation. You couldn’t just tell him that you had been thinking about it all day how his hands felt on your body. That would have been stupid considering the fact that you were sure you were imagining that whole atmosphere so you decided to just shake your head and look him in the eyes. Your cheeks started to feel warm and him than brushing a strand of hair behind your ear while signaling you to come closer to him didn't exactly help. You obeyed him, knowing full well he didn’t believe you, and slid closer to him until your head found its place in the crook of his neck while his arms slung around you. One around your back and the other one, to your surprise, slightly under your shirt.

"You know you can tell me everything." he said, his voice becoming a bit deeper and raspier while he started drawing circles on the exposed part of your skin. You had a feeling that you would catch fire any moment. You felt like you didn’t have any control over your body anymore. So much to your own surprise you lifted your head slightly and before you knew you placed a couple of soft kisses on this neck before stopping in your tracks and panicking. He had stopped doodling circles on your skin. Instead now he had grabbed your waist a little harsher than normal and let out a sound you last heard when you two were seventeen, a bit too drunk for you own good and definitely more naked than now.

You paused in your actions and waited for his reaction, trying to guess if you officially ruined your longterm friendship for the sake of your own amusement, but than he whispered in your ear "Why did you stop?"

Before you could think Noah turned on his back, pulling you with him so now you were sitting directly on his crotch and could feel him growing harder.

"Do you even realise what you do to me?" he almost moaned in your ear causing you to lose the last bit of clarity in your head and you kiss his neck again, more firmly than you did before.

He let out that noise again that send heavy shivers down your spine and before you could even process what was happening you grinded your hips against his. A wave of pleasure hit you when Noah began to fiddle with your shirt, silently demanding you to take it off, while slightly buckling his hips upwards. So you sat up on him and did as he demanded.

You never thought that you would every be in the position again that Noah Sebastian was looking at you like that. Pupils dilated and that look on his face that made you want to rip of his clothes.

With easiness he turned you two around so he was on top of you and took his turtleneck off, displaying all his tattoos to you that always made you weak and started kissing down your neck, than along your collarbone and eventually landed between your breasts.

"You are so fucking beautiful" he whispers against your skin causing you to moan quietly. "Fuck… Noah." You stutter while he slowly takes one of your nipples into his mouth while massaging the other with one hand. Your hands quickly found their way into his dark hair and when you pulled on it slightly he moaned against your skin.

"N-Noah.." you mumble causing him to look at you "I-…" - "Take your time, Y/N."

You took a deep breath while he stroked your skin around your waist "I need you to touch me"

Never in a million years you thought that you would say those words ever again to Noah but in this moment you needed nothing more than to feel him closer to you.

You again thought for a moment that you overstep an unspoken line because Noah stared at you for a second to long. In the exact moment you wanted to say something again he began kissing down your belly and stopped at the waistband of your panties, looking at you, searching for any kind of regret in your face but the only thing you could think about was his mouth where you needed it the most. So you buckled your hips up a little, signaling him to go on which he did with anticipation.

Noah slowly let the last bit of clothing on you slip down your legs before spreading them with his hands.

Before you could even say anything you felt his tongue against your clit and arched your back. Immediately your hands found their way back into his hair and you pulled on it, causing him to moan against your core while you nearly lost your mind.

You nearly began to sob when you felt two of his long fingers push inside of you and curve upwards. You begged that nobody would hear you scream those profanities while Noah ate you out like it was his last meal on this earth. Wet noises filled the steamy air in his room while the end credits of Spirited Away rolled in the background. You began to shake.

"Noah… I'm gonna… Noah… fuck" you cried out while trying to get a hold of yourself. You never felt this kind of way. And the fact that it was Noah making you feel that way made it even better to you.

You were a moaning mess when you came undone, grabbing Noah's hair so hard you feared you would hurt him but hearing him groan against you instead made you cum even harder.

"Oh fuck… baby… look at you… cumming so hard you can’t even contain yourself." Your body shaked as you started to come down from your high, still jerking towards Noah while he slowly kissed his way up to your face.

Your first clear thought started to form in your head when Noah was right above you looking into your eyes.

"Holy shit." - "You call it." - "Fuck." He nodded looking as surprised as you did in that moment.

You looked into his brown eyes that never left your face while he admired you. You didn’t know what to say so you did the only thing that came to your mind and grabbed his face before kissing him with force.

Noah sighed into your mouth while you could taste yourself on his mouth.

You knew that nothing would be the same after this but you both also knew now wasn’t the time to talk about.

So when you left Noah's arms and than his room around two hours later, when the house got quiet, with messed up hair and lips still slightly pink, you knew this would definitely have consequences…

READ PART 2 HERE

#bad omens fanfiction #bad omens fic #noah sebastian x reader #noah sebastian fanfiction #bad omens fanfic #noah x reader #noah sebastian fic #noah sebastian fanfic #rpf #bad omens rpf #collapsedglasshouseswrites

[anartistinahat]

When you think about it

Logan would be a crow not an owl if we are going to give logan am animal/bird

Owls are not any smater than any other bird but crows are one of the smartest animals, possibly the clossests to human intellegence too

Crows are actually great problem solvers, LIKE LOGAN WITH ANXIETY AND INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WE'VE SEEN IT TWICE TOO

Crows are great at using the tools and make their own tools, REMEMBER THE SECOND VIDEO ABOUT DEALING WITH INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WHERE THOMAS USED A FEW TOOLS(music, coloring book and puzzles) TO HELP THOMAS

Crows are great decision makers, great communicators, have amazing reasoning skills, they can make rule guided decisions

ALL OF THESE WORK WELL WITH LOGAN AKA LOGIC AND CROWS ARE INCREDIBLY LOGICAL CREATURES TOO IM JUST SAYING

So what im saying is pleasepleasepleaseplease someone draw logan as crow or with crow motifs thatd be so cool omfg like im just saying it's be so awsome it would be so cool it would be the most incredible fanart of logan the world has ever seen (i will most likely end up making it myself BUT IM STILL THROWING IT OUT THERE)

(someone probably already talked or brought this idea up but i just had to get this off my chest alr?? Ppl probably stopped making him a owl too i think BUT STILL HUSH IT-)

So basically

Janus is a snake

Remus is a octupus

Patton is a frog

Virgil is a spider

Logan is definitly a crow

What is roman? (Idk if ppl gave roman any animal motifs yet so pls tell me any you guys think would work for roman)

#sanders sides #logan sanders #sanders sides logan #sanderssides #crows #ts logan #ts sanders sides #logan is a crow #art idea #idk if theres a tag for when we make these characters have animal motifs uh #animal motif #this is a headcanon #headcanon #sanders sides headcanon #virgil sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders

[11queensupreme11]

I actually had send this ask before I think it didn't reach you... So, I'm going to resend it. Hope you don't mind! And I hope you are alright with me using a few of your ideas.. basically this is how it goes.

Do you know the anime Oshi No Ko? I was planning to make a fanfiction based on it, and Arsenic Blue. It still in the process, but basically I plan to make that Percy had somehow returned to her universe, lost her memories like how you tell us she will, and then continues to live her life, not remembering the ror universe or the Yanderes. She somehow become a singer or an idol not long after and the same time the ror gods finally gain access to view PJO universe only to see Percy singing and dancing on a huge stage with a huge crowds cheering her on.

I imagine Zeus will be the one cheering on Percy (and he will probably plan to have her perform on his parties when they got her back) and Adamas probably will buy all her merch.

The Yanderes;

I imagine they either proud, or shocked and felt jealous of the attention Percy gave her fans or downright just plan to make her only sing and dance for them once they got her.

I plan to make Percy like Ai Hoshino from Oshi No Ko. Which meant that when she was returned to pjo universe, she was actually pregnant with one of the yanderes children (still unsure to make who her baby daddy is) but you can rest assure the yandere baby daddy will be extremely proud to see his children while the other Yanderes felt even more jealous. Just like Oshi No Ko, Percy take a hiatus from becoming an idol to raise her children and was later on stabbed by a fanatic fan of hers at her own home, infront of her twin children (yes, her curse has been removed or the one stabbed her is someone who knows her from the Half-blood Camp). I imagine the horror and shock the ror Gods went through, especially the Yanderes and her uncles (Zeus and Adamas-especially Adamas because he love his niece like a daughter) when they saw this through the magical mirror they were using to watch over Percy. And the moment she hugged her twins and said she loved them with all her heart, and her only regret is not watching them grow up? The baby daddy are going to be so furious, as their twin hugged and cries for their mother, Percy, while Percy is about to take her last breath.

This is how far I have written and I might published it sometime along next week.

IF YOU DO PLAN ON PUBLISHING THIS PLS TELL ME UR USER SO I CAN CHECK OUT TOO 🥰🥰

(and also, what site are you gonna publish it on???)

and this just came to me, but you know what would really fit with the idol thing she's got going on?? the fact that she's a mermaid/siren, so = good voice :D

(i don't plan on giving percy any singing scenes in arsenic blues, so the whole "siren voice" thing won't be explored since the main reason i put "siren percy jackson" tag in ao3 was because ppl use mermaid and siren interchangeably. so if you wanna use the siren voice thing, then go on ahead!!)

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

[summercreolefanfictioner]

Did you make a sakamaki brothers as anime’s or am I tripping💀💀

Well, I know for sure I haven't, but I swear I saw another user do this type of post. But I can make one for you, anon.

headcanon: sakamaki brothers + yui as anime series

SHUU

though I have seen ppl think of him as a calming slice of life anime, I beg to differ

I actually think he's more like xxxHOLIC (no this is not a perverted anime, I swear I tell ppl this one's great and they think I'm a pervert 💀)

he'll also prob dig the soundtrack

something abt this screams silent horror and mystery

but if we take in his perverted side, Witchblade could actually work

it's a great anime, but there are big melons and thighs

REIJI

old guy

hmm it's hard to come up with an anime for him cause I bet he doesn't watch one

but since he's so smart, let's just settle for Detective Conan

I was thinking Fullmetal Alchemist but he def wouldn't like the magic side

Rei is prob a guy who tries to solve the case throughout the whole episode lol

and then he finds out his answer was wrong

AYATO

we all know what this guy wants

I swear Naruto is the only anime I could think of with him

another would be My Hero Academia

he just likes Bakugou that's all

but on a serious note, I think he would be Slam Dunk

ya know redhead, quite foolish, but knows basketball

thinks he's Rukawa but he's def Sakuragi I swear

pls don't underestimate Sakuragi you guys

KANATO

I see some ppl think Kanato is just like your typical anime with horror genre (e.g. Higurashi, Another, Mirai Nikki)

I beg to differ

he's like those anime series with beautiful aesthetics with a horror hidden underneath and this horror or dark secret is not easily noticeable

cause that's how he's like

Paradise Kiss is def the anime for him

YES THERE'S DARK SHT IN THIS ANIME I'VE READ THE MANGA COUNTLESS TIMES GO FIGURE

LAITO

fun fact: There is actually a mini hentai series that reminds me of Laito 👀

and no, it's not School Days (pls I can't still get over the fact that Makoto and Laito share the same VA)

but School Days is like Laito in an AU where he finally got killed lol

anywaaaaaaaaaaays

yes, that hentai series got dark (especially towards the ending of episode 2)

but kidding aside, an anime that would fit Laito is def Code Geass

like it's all about manipulation, power, greed, and politics

but there are also scenes where you see big melons and thicc thighs

YES I AM TALKING ABOUT THAT OFFICIAL ART OF LELOUCH TOUCHING CC'S YOU KNOW WHAT

SUBARU

This one is a sad romance anime

I want to tell you I'm joking but I am not

idk but there's just something abt Subaru always being sad and whatnot

an emo guy

while there are so many anime series out there that scream "sad romance" (eg. Your Lie in April, Clannad, Plastic Memories, I Want To Eat Your Pancreas)

the only anime that reminded me of him would be Bokura Ga Ita

you prob think the series is not sad

just freaking wait until you read the manga and ball your eyes out in frustration over the emo protagonist who doesn't have his priorities straight

YUI

ahh my lovely cupcake

while I think Ouran is Yui's cup of tea, another anime that comes to mind would be Tsubasa Chronicles

like there's fantasy, romance, and mystery all wrapped in one

plus Mokona is cute

I bet she cried at that episode where Sakura got her feather back but she can't remember Syaoran

hmm I bet Yui wouldn't know how freaking everything gets darker in the manga

#diabolik lovers #diabolik lovers headcanons #diahell #rejet #dialovers #diabolik lovers fandom #diaboys #sakamaki brothers #sakamaki brothers headcanons #sakamaki family #diabolik boys #shuu sakamaki #sakamaki shuu #reiji sakamaki #sakamaki reiji #ayato sakamaki #sakamaki ayato #kanato sakamaki #sakamaki kanato #laito sakamaki #sakamaki laito #subaru sakamaki #sakamaki subaru #yui komori #komori yui

[nrcnewspaperclub]

Part two of getting banned from every dorm

So idia is. Not as easy to find as most other housewardens. He does not leave his room like, ever.

I managed to catch ortho in the lounge and asked if I could speak to idia, to which ortho said I could just tell him whatever it was I wanted to tell idia. I told him it was somethinf I absolutely had to say to idia himself, to which ortho said he’d try his best to get me in contact with him. I then asked what Idia’s favorite anime is, I don’t remember how to spell the name it was some weeb shit (and I don’t wanna piss off other fans) so I’ll call it Some Anime.

Pls note I have never seen or heard of this anime in any capacity and my best friend is the 2nd biggest weeb in the whole school, second only to idia himself.

Anyway, ortho never got back to me. But I did run into idia on one of the three times he leaves his room in a month, he was in the kitchen pretty late at night getting snacks. I asked him why ortho wasn’t getting them for him but appearantly ortho was charging? Idk it was like 12am I was just getting some water cuz I have a normal sleep schedule and don’t eat Oreos by the box at 12am like some of us do

Obviously neither of us wanted to make small talk cuz we were both out of it as hell, but I managed to make an off handed, “hey aren’t you into Some Anime? I just finished it yesterday.” In reality I had skimmed the list of character names on google and vaguely memorized how many episodes there were and a brief summary, I don’t know shit abt the plot or any of the characters past their names.

When I tell you this mother fucker lit up, I almost felt bad for what I was abt to do cuz he looked more joyous than I’d ever seen him. He asked who my favorite character was to which I said the first one I thought of and he seemed generally nuetral on that character, I was hoping to pick someone he despised but oh well. I started simple, a “yeah I enjoyed it at first but the plot kinda got lost around episode 6”, to which he drops a “episode 6? That’s like the best one in the season.”

“I thought it was a bit fast paced… didn’t quite get the point across very well.”

To which we start bickering and he somehow has still not noticed that I have not seen this fucking show in my life, also I was stealing his Oreos here and there

He looked livid by the end, the tips of his hair were turning orange. Then I “accidentally” knocked his box of Oreos off the counter, spilling and/or breaking what was left. He looked like he was desperately trying to compose his temper and told me to go back to my dorm (literally told me to go to my room 💀) to which I said smth to effect of “yknow, I don’t think I wanna live under your roof anymore.”

So now, I am typing this from the hall of mirrors, in the middle of the night. I’ll probably head to Scarabia cuz I know a couple ppl there and they seem welcoming enough, but I am, as it stands, homeless, I think. Idk. Ortho will probably let me back in tmrw so idk if this is even a success but yeah

-🐾

you could’ve spared the Oreos. They did nothing wrong.

#[editor:🪶] #[reader:🐾] #nrc newspaper club #nrc #twst #unreality

[llepto]

who wants to be my beta reader for my legion backstory /hj

on a more serious note, find more infos under the 'read more'.

I'm genuinely hesitating about which one of my Legion version I should post/choose. There's no really physical changes, just either it's

Close to canon : bringed to life by Olly

Backstory version : all coming from different place

long txt.com [i'm sobbing the whole text make it sound like i did something bad such as smashed three bats to death with a baseball bat and making apologies]

If i choose the second version it'll take me time because i still have a lot of researches to do about some part. Like trauma responses or gender/sexuality or chill stuff like ASL or flower language. Moreover, the second version is the main one I have in my mind whenever I talk abt them to my irl friend. So idk.

I'm asking because idk if you remember but i planned to do more detailed infos posts on my legion. However i'd rather have another pov on the backstory than my irl bro pov [who said it's fine [fine in a way: "you do researches and don't fall into clichés so… that's fine" - @bbg-com 2023]. If I post the detailed refs and people are uncomfortable/uneasy/triggered, it is abolutely not my goal so that's why i'd like a feedback on this from pmtok ppl following me [if you'e not following and I follow u, that's fine too].

i'm pretty afraid some ppl will think it's too much problematic. and i don't want to it to happen so that's why i'm asking. if i have to change everything, i need to find other backstory/way for Olly to have an impact on the young adult. [kemm's droping info woo] like if i remember correctly, only my Copen and Rubber Bands' backstories were created half to be linked with Olly and half linked with headcannon I have for these two. Also if you want a number I'd say 3/6 [/7 if you count handaconda] have very rough backstory.

All the backstroy were made to answer to this: How the hell Young Adults between 21 and 25 would obey to a 12-14/15 y.o ?

idk if i'm clear or not afnje genuinely sometimes i explain stuff badly :,)

also if i decide to stick to the second version, i'll will do a lot of prevention like the backstory part will be warned with all the potential trigger warning, and also all the infos would be written under an eyestrain drawing so double prevention. i don't want to make ppl uncomfortable so i still don't know what to do aafnej

Genuinely, if you want to know, i have all their backstory written in a doc so if you want me to send it to you, feel free to ask. If you think it's way too harsh, tell me [maybe with what I said you'll think it's not that harsh but idk]

I have a summarised version of their backstory but if you want the very detailed one, tell me.

BTW please note that I probably won't go in a lot of details like trauma answer/other because I just want to mainly post dubasses stuff but if I decided to do animation/comic linked to their backstory, maybe I'll need to go into more details.

SO yeah. Also idk if someone will be reading this and propose to be a 'beta' reader but just in case knows i'm really open to any type of commentary/return on this. And also will be available if you have question.

thank you a lot if you decided to read this, even if you doesn't interract/answer.

also by saying a beta reader, if more than one ppl want to read it, it's really good. [but like if you have any tw, pls warn me because my goal is not to trigger warning you]

#kemm rambles #i'm genuenely asking this to myself for months atp i think #but like #yeh #might reblog this later just in case #i think the worst are like copen and scissors and rubber band #also sorry for the typo #wrote this from my pc notes

[smol-grey-tea]

I keep fucking avoiding making this post cuz bullshit keeps getting in the way but I have to get this off my chest n I'd rather put it on Tumblr than in a diary cuz other ppl might be able to help or relate to this

Also idk how to word it

Pls be warned that I'm discussing heavy topics, involving ocd, intrusive thoughts and suicidal ideation

Idk if I do have ocd. Madd is like a subtype of it, like an addiction, but addiction is also kind of a type of ocd.. Or vice versa? Well

I always thought it was just that tho. But lately I was thinking about if I do have intrusive thoughts. Idk if they do actually count as intrusive thoughts or not, but this is what I'm experiencing - imagining bad scenarios in my head, sometimes too vividly. But it's not like I'm imagining it on purpose, it just happens automatically when triggered

I always thought that the only types of those I had were involving friends or something. Two different kinds of those. One, where my friend tells me I've done something wrong (he has a lot of food issues, so I especially worry that I cook food for him wrong) and two, where I get the notification of him sending a message, and my mind instantly jumps to telling me that the message he's sent me is about not being happy with me/wanting to be friends with me anymore

The thing that got me thinking about these things more seriously is the one that's scarily caught my attention. When near moving cars, even if they're just passing, but especially if they almost crash, my brain will imagine the bloody scenario of the car crashing into me or mine.

This sticks out to me.. Cuz I can't remember if I've had this thought for a long time, or if I started having it after the day I was contemplating swerving into oncoming traffic on my bike.

I rly don't specifically remember having this thought before then. I might have, but it would make a lot of sense if this thought was caused by the aforementioned one.

Another thing to be pointed out is a mild issue I have with sleep. If I see someone asleep, I worry they're not actually asleep, but are dead. Especially my cat. Cuz my cat can't speak to tell me that he feels poorly, animals could just pass away in their sleep.. This is why I find snoring more relieving than annoying. I don't have to specifically look for the rise n fall of your chest. I can already hear that you're alive

Another one I noticed, tho I've only noticed it maybe once, was that when I was calling someone once and they didn't pick up, my immediate thought was that they'd been in a car accident and were even potentially dead, and that's why they weren't picking up

These do kinda sound like intrusive thoughts/obsessions now that I've written them down. But I was unsure, because these don't cause me to carry out any compulsions to try n prevent the scenario. And they don't cause me immense stress, they're just kind of...there? They're not things that I think about when my brain doesn't trigger them

Oh and yeah, idk how much this means, but I do have a mild fear of bathrooms, especially public bathrooms, and used to have a thing where I would lock, unlock, lock, unlock, lock my friend's bathroom door, but stopped myself upon realising that ppl could hear it. I still have frequent nightmares about bathrooms, they're the most common bad dream I have

Possibly it's a very very very mild sort of ocd. I hope that anyone who can relate could lend their own experiences in this ^^ it would be much appreciated!!! ^^

#my post #ocd #actually ocd #mental illness #mental disorder #think I had one of those bathroom dreams last night actually #swearing cw

[paperbagnotes]

But for real..

Bug spray

Stay away sometimes

Mosquitos can’t possibly be my friends?

Flies? Fleas?

Much like reality

Because just because I believe in pansexuality*

And there for in polyamory within my perimeters

And talking to ppl terrified about it,

Im Probably home in my pajamas.. 🙀

Ppl assume sex is involved in every relationship you have?

..Thats perverted.. and definitely no to let’s not say the other p word ever pls, how do we convert all that!

Anyways

Sorry but no it’s not for me,

Just do things to ppls bodies??

I could be “monogamous”

Live monogamously with monogamy

But to me that’s open, that’s one, gotta answer to who? It’s you. to telling everyone anyone and yourself what your truthful opinions are, and what and why things happened within your practice of awareness. Within your preferences. When only after it’s been discussed. #1 for me is did you get hurt? is this going to hurt you, or me? or improve us, does it change what makes us we? Continuing? I’d have questions, quizzically,

whatever the relationship, were you in a hurry.. being present? and not paralleled like in lull..

I’ll always hope it turns out dull. Definitely drab, not though for my other to never have a good time.. just w/me 🙃 or not so sexually,

I dream of nothing and I have no one,

I’m lying through my teeth but I say this to seed stronger thought

However

I’ve called these hazards towards me,

Some experiences only upset, but still in how they end.. and it makes me further want to avoid them..

Even

When I’ve cuddled,

Or snuggling? O.O

It’s ppl touching.. so not 100% monogamy

If you can think penis or pussy?

about them, Individually, not attached to a person?

Idk what place that is,

I think ppl make intentions clear

When they’re just trying to fu*k you

Without any thought of the future,

They’re not some kid biking down my road wearing a traffic cone as a helmet?! (😹)

When someone’s playing games and trying to steal bitches on leashes..

wow, what is the world?

Maybe you have children when you want to stop touching one another all the time or need to go back to a snuggle and not a lover..

Like with someone you’re time becomes more filled with?

Ppl are so horrible to animals..

It’s part of our problem.

People can treat ppl terribly,

You realize you could do more?

Not just moan..

Or be only a mother, there’s more out there to smoother than an infant, dependent.

So I’m sorry if sometimes I’m on edge

And not cute currently

But baby? Can’t remember the last time I called anyone that in a nice way,

The meaning of it no longer makes any sense to me..

I wanna talk about guava,

Vegetables and roots!

Everybody better be getting on top some herbs,

Ex so snarky

I heard it clearly “are you everything you want to be dating”

💘

And actually.. yes 😹 no.. I’m working on it.. but the things I’m working on are to become even more me, it’s just inwardly

So yeah if you’ve never seen me do aerial,

Or paint anything

Only move my body.. then Yeah maybe you wouldn’t like me and maybe not know me at all

I don’t want to be with a man manipulatively

From either him or me.

Just love genuinely

Being as authentic as possible

Not everyone is for me

And I’m not for everyone

*pansexuality -to love as an umbrella term, emotionally, in a bond, sexually, romantically, intimately, connection through [x] but with my heart in any way.. not just physical love. in term being sexually and emotionally attracted to having a specific connection. (Being sexually attracted to anyone regardless of their sexual orientation because of the connection)

**polyamory- plural “partners” you love in different ways for different reasons at the same time, the attraction in these relationships can be emotional/romantic/intimate/anything & not sexual or 💘

**open relationship -being able to do whatever you want whenever you want with open communication only. if you touch “base” with the single person your “anchor” is with. In term no rules with honesty. (Someone who wants to be having sex with anyone anytime)

[t0t4lly-n0t-z4hw4]

⚠️ℙ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 ℙ𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕 ℙ𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝔹𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝔸𝕟𝕕/𝕆𝕣 𝕍𝕚𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕄𝕪 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕘!⚠️

Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh! ◡̈⋆ʜᴇʟʟᴏ(●’◡’●)ﾉ there! My Name is Zahwa, and Welcome to my World Full Of My Imaginations!

⠀ 🌷🌸🌷🌸

🌸🌷🌸🌷🌸

Λ🌷🌸🌷🌸🌷 𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕋𝕠

( ˘ ᵕ ˘🌷🌸🌷 𝕄𝕪 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕘~!

ヽ つ＼ ／

UU / 🎀 \

𝕃𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕌𝕡𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕖/ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖 : 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂, 09-06-23.

𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 :

Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh! ◡̈⋆ʜᴇʟʟᴏ(*´∇`)ﾉ There! My name is Alifa Adzra Ezzata Zahwa, please call me Zahwa or Aishi! And Welcome to My Blog! Or I'd like to call it "My World Of My Imaginations (And Halusinations)"! Make urself at home! :)

𝔸𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕄𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 :

My full name is Alifa Adzra Ezzata ꧁Zahwa꧂. U could also call me Aishi or Ais.

My online name/alias is AZ (Ay-Zee).

I'm a Girl/Female/♀️.

My IRL Pronouns are She/Her, but Online I prefer to be pronounced as Pink/Moon.

I'm a Minor/Under-Aged(Specifically above 10, under 15).

I'm a Muslim.

I'm an Asian-Indonesian.

I am Moon Aro-Ace, Cupioromantic, and (questioning) Lithromantic. Though, i will NOT be considering myself as part of the LGBT+. /LH

I do NOT support LGBTQIA+ due to my religion (But dw, I respect them! <3) /LH /SRS.

I make Dragon Puppets.

I'm into Paddle Pop!

I'm terrible at art🥲 But i rarely draw an art.

I'm part of the Tickle Comunity! :D

I'm into Upin & Ipin!

I Play & into Cookie Run : Kingdom ONLY. Not OvenBreak.

I play & into Minecraft.

Idefinetelydon'thaveafoctionalcrush.

Just because I don't support LGBTQIA+, that doesn't means I can tolerate with H0m0ph0b3s! H0m0ph0b3s, shoo out of my Blog! Shoo! /LH /SRS

I'm kinda uncomfortable with Romance.

I'm VERY uncomfortable with NS//FW.

My Blog is run by my Gacha Club OC. My Gacha Club OC is a Mythical Creature!

I'm strictly SFW as i'm still a Minor/Under-Aged.

I love every color! But I perfered Pink better! :D

I love ALL kinds of animals(But I disliked pigs)! But I prefer cats better! (=^ェ^=)

I'm fine with ppl who's an adult following me. But for those who are an adult & is an N$//FW acc, pls DNI.

I do RolePlay!

I am a user of Beta.Character.AI! I also make some AIs of Paddle Pop Characters!

ℕ𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤 :

When talking to me, please use Tone-Indicators. I always overthink when talking to ppl (ESPECIALLY online), so using Tone-Indicators will be very appreciated! /NM I will also be using them aswell /GEN /SRS

Want to be Mutuals/Friends? Chat me VIA Askbox/Inbox! /LH /SRS

Need someone to talk/to vent? I'm always here for u to listen! /LH /NM evenifiprobablydidn'tunderstandtheproblemanddon'tknowhowtoreactandcalmudown- /NM /SRS

I AM uncomfortable with romance. But romantic stuff like dating, marriage, crushing, proposal is fune for me! Stuff like kissing, and s3gg$ makes ne REALLY uncomfortable. /GEN /SRS

I do RolePlays. But i will not do any N$//FW, inappropriate, or romantic RolePlays.

This post may & will be changed in the future. I will make sure to post if there's a big change in my Introduction Post. My Introduction Post will also notify whatdate is the last time i changed my Introduction Post. /SRS /LH

I...actually have multiple nicknames. But, u can only call me Zahwa, AZ, Aishi, or Ais. Please refrain from using other nicknames (Besides my fullname like Alifa, Adzra, & Ezzata) for me, cuz i don't like being called other names- But if you want to give me your own nickname, please tell me about it! /LH /SRS /GEN /NM

You (wether you are my follower or not) are given the permission to Private DM me anytime you want. But please remember; I may not reply quickly due to my heavy study schedule, but i promise to u that i will reply to ur DMs. And please refrain from sending inappropriate texts or images to me, doing so will lead you to getting blocked. /NM /LH /SRS

You (wether u are my follower or not) are also given the permission to send any kinds of asks to me anytime you want. But please remember; I may also not reply to them very quickly due to my heavy study schedule, but i promise that i will still answer them anyways. And please refrain from sending inappropriate, sensitive, or overly private asks to me. If you ask me a sensitive or overly private question, i will guve you 3 warnings to stop and avoid doing it again. If you are given more than 3 warnings, you will be blocked immedieately. /NM /LH /SRS

Anon-Mode is turned off in my blog to avoid h4rr4sm3nts towards me & my followers. If you still send h4t3s to me, my followers, or my friends, you will be blocked. /NM /LH /SRS

You (followers, mutuals, & friends only) are given the permission to vent to me any time you want. I'm not the 'Therapist Friend', but i will try my best to comfort you. I may not understand some words, but i will listen & try to comfort u. <3 /LH /GEN

Every interactions(Likes, RBs, Tags, Mentions, Replies, etc.) you(Anyone at all) made with me or my blog will always be notified to me. I will view any & every blog who just came & interacted with my blog or is new around my blog. If an N$//FW or inappropriate blog interacted with me, i will block them. If an SFW or appropriate blog interacted with me, they will not be blocked (They also have a chance to be followed by me if they had same interests as mine). Every N$//FW or inappropriate blog will immideately be blocked as soon as i found out they interacted with me.

I consider myself as Lithromantic, Aro-Ace & Cupioromantic, but i will NOT consider myself as part of the LGBT+ due to my religion. I am a Muslim, and my religion forbids Muslims to support or join LGBT+, but it's ok to respect LGBT+. I'm NOT h0m0ph0b1c or tr4nsph0b1c, i just didn't support them due to my religion forbidding me to do so. You may block me if you still think that i'm h0m0ph0bic & tr4nsph0b1c, but please remember; I'm NOT h0m0ph0b1c nor tr4nsph0b1c, my religion just forbid me to do so, but i still highly respect LGBT+.

English wasn't exactly my first/native language, Indonesian Language is my first & native language. With that being said; my spellings, writing, and pronouncations may be incorrect, i apoligize for that. Not only i may have misspellings/mistyping, i may also have typos in my texts bc i always type quickly, and it'll prolly took a while for me to even realize that i made a typo. I apoligize for that- ;-; /LH /SRS

𝔸𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕄𝕪 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕘 :

This blog is created just so i could enjoy some tickle contents abt the fandoms i'm interested! A few minutes after i created this blog, i thought to myself 'This app is for posting, why not i post a few stuff?'. And now, here i am. Posting dozens and DOZENS of Paddle Pop Tickle Contents due to the fact that i'm into both Paddle Pop & Tickles but theres LACK of Paddle Pop tickle contents! Also, don't expect much from this blog- ;-;

I make Fics & HDCs ONLY. Sometimes I make art, but I don't really felt like making arts. /SRS

I make Tickle Contents! :D So if u know me from IRL, please do not talk about this blog to amyone else unless i told u that u can. And please don't make fun of me for being in the TK-Community- /SRS /LH

In this Blog, u will ABSOLUTELY NOT see any romantic contents made from me. All contents I'll see from me & my Blog will be Platonic. And even if u see one, it'll prolly be a Re-Blog or a request.

U'll also not see any Romantic LGBTQIA+ Ships/contents. And even if u see one, it'll prolly be platonoc or a Re-Blog. /LH

And u'll especially ABSOLUTELY NOT see any N$//FW Contents. /NM /GEN

All contents u'll see in this Blog will all be strictly SFW.

Not only this Blog shows Fics & HDCs (And sometimes art), this Blog is also used for RolePlays aswell! /LH

𝕆𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝔸𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕤 :

@1m-n0t-3nd3rcl4ud1a : Alternative/Backup Account.

Ask-PaddlePop-And-Friends - Paddle Pop Ask Blog.

ℂ𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥 ℍ𝕪𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕚𝕩𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟(𝕤) :

Fandom : Cookie Run : Kingdom.

Cast(s)/Characters(s) : Pitaya Dragon Cookie, Royal Margarine Cookie, Tarte Tatin Cookie.

𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞𝕤 𝕀'𝕞 𝕀𝕟 :

BLUE = MOVIES

PINK = VIDEO GAMES

꧁꧂ = FAVORITE(S)

🎨 = Request

📷 = RolePlay

🔁 = Reblog

(🎨, 📷, & 🔁) ꧁Paddle Pop꧂

(🎨, 📷, & 🔁) Cookie Run : Kingdom

(🎨, 📷, & 🔁) Minecraft (Not DSMP)

(🎨, 📷, & 🔁) ꧁Gacha (My OCs Only)꧂

(🎨, 📷, & 🔁) ꧁Five Nights At Freddy's꧂

(🎨, 📷, & 🔁) ꧁Friday Night Funkin'꧂

(🎨 & 🔁) Among Us

(🔁 & 📷) Upin & Ipin

(🔁) BoBoiBoy

(🔁) Robocar Poli

NOTE : I MAKE CONTENTS ABT SOME OF THESE FANDOMS, AND I WILL ALSO NOT MAKE CONTENTS OUT OF SOME OF THESE CONTENTS. FOLLOWING FANDOMS I WILL NOT BE MAKING CONTENT OF (IT WILL ONLY BE REBLOGS) IS : ROBOCAR POLI, BOBOIBOY, & UPIN & IPIN.

ℝ𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤 :

🎨 : Request

📷 : Roleplay

(🎨) Cannot request N$//FW stuff from me as i'm strictly SFW and I'm still a minor

(🎨 & 📷) Can only request about the fandoms I listed, OR with your own OC (IF YOU WANT ME TO MAKE CONTENTS ABT YOUR OC, PLEASE SEND A REF ABOUT YOUR OC THAT YOU WANT ME TO WRITE ABOUT) /NM /LH

(🎨) Can only request for HeadCanons & Fics.

(🎨 & 📷) Cannot request stuff that's making me uncomfortable (Like 18+, LGBTQIA+ Ships, My personal stuff) (No, LGBTQIA+ did NOT make me uncomfortable or anything. But what makes me uncomfortable is if you think that any of my OC is part of the LGBTQIA+)

(🎨 & 📷) Cannot request Gacha H34t as the Blog owner is a Minor/Under-Aged.

(🎨) Cannot request for arts as i'm terrible at art ;-; /SRS

(📷) RolePlays could be done Publically or Privatly. If you want RolePlay Publically or Privatly, please tell me. /GEN /LH /SRS

ℝ𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕤 :

HeadCanons : Open

Fics : Closed

RolePlay : Open

YOU CAN ONLY REQUEST FOR FICS, HEADCANONS, & ROLEPLAYS ABOUT FANDOMS THAT ARE LISTED OR OCS.

IF REQUESTING FOR FICS, & ROLEPLAYS USING OCS, PLEASE SEND A PICTURE/REFERENCE OF ANY OC USED FOR ROLEPLAYING.

𝕄𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕄𝕪 𝕆ℂ'𝕤!

𝕄𝕪 𝕒𝕝𝕥 𝔸𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥!

ℙ𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕠 𝔸𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕆𝕦𝕥 𝕆𝕗 𝕄𝕪 𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕘 𝕀𝕗 𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖...

𝕄𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤/ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕚'𝕞 𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘/𝕒𝕓𝕥

𝕄𝕪 𝕀ℝ𝕃 & 𝕆𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕤

𝕄𝕪 𝔸𝕀'𝕤

𝕄𝕪 ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕕

Tysm 4 reading this post! I hope you understand! Tysm 4 stopping by my Blog!

I deeply apoligize sencierly if anything I said bothers/annoys you.

Thank u for stopping by & reading this post! Assalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh! <3

Love, ~𝑨𝒁

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#Zahwa Talks #Paddle Pop #Cookie Run : Kingdom #CRK #Minecraft #Gacha Life #Five Nights At Freddy's #FNAF #Friday Night Funkin' #FNF #Among Us #Upin & Ipin #BoBoiBoy #Dragon Puppet #🐉🐲 #Robocar Poli #SFW Tickle Community #SFW #Tickle Community #RolePlay #RP

[a-slut-for-smut]

R u an ichiruki? I’m still salty about the ending lmao I can’t believe it. Do you know any IR blogs and any archive/library (fics) blog?

Also, recommendations of IR for horny jail pls

Hello fellow ichiruki anon!

Yup, big sloppy slut for ichiruki indeed, ill honestly go down with this ship despite that shipwreck of an ending. I'll admit i didnt follow the anime/manga entire as it dragged on with filler arcs and life got busy etc, but when i heard about the ending i thought i was having a fucking stroke, i still cannot make sense of it to this day (nor do i want to because my brain actively works to delete this kind of dumbfuckery from my memory). While its such a shame how it ended and spiritually i wanna be outside kubo's house like

...but then I take a deep breath and just tell myself titty kubo had a brain aneurysm and just leave it at that.

ANYWAY to your ask- full disclaimer when i was primetime ichiruki slut i was just a lurker, and this was YEARS ago but ill do my best to help ya out. I do follow some ichiruki peeps from back then but they more or less have moved to other ships/interests, but the ones below seem more active IR blogs from what i can tell:

@dangerousbride IR fanart/comics. Love her artstyle and always will @jellyribbons IR artist, gorgeous gorgeous art @hashtagartistlife IR artist/writer. Big slut for her work

@ichiruki good IR treats, very active @ichirukilover good IR treats, very active

Now im actually not aware of any IR archive library blog, but if there is one i would also be curious to know! @ ichiruki fandom, can anyone help us out???

And to the last part of your ask re: IR horny jail fic recs, there are 2 things you should know:

1. I am so out of date when it comes to the latest fics, and i mean by YEARS. So any i recommend will be old but obviously TASTY AF

2. At the time a lot of smut fics were "post-686" "fix-it" naturally, but a lot dealt with blatant adultery/infidelity. Now anyone who knows me i have a mutual respect kink. Not just to how my OTPs have towards each other, but for ppl they care about. While the smut was amazingly written/angst-ridden and im a total angst slut too, part of me had a hard time really investing myself in those fics as I personally cant condone cheating ever, because i know from experience how utterly it can destroy a person. So in general, my fic recs will be AU/canon divergent. AUGH i lament how kubo didnt make the ending open-ended, it would have been so much better :( Also in my headcanon i like to think despite IR being soulmates, they have utmost integrity to not hurt ppl they care about despite their immense love for each other, and that folks is some sweet sweet angst/doomed romance. Actually if anyone knows any fics like that pls share!!!

OKAY HERES THE IR SMUT FEST, ENJOY!!!

Unveiled by@hashtagartistlife God tier IR smut. Like seriously, this one is BEAN-FLICKIN good yaknowwhatimsayin Winter Warmth by@gunnerpalace Starts fluffy but then HOTHOTHOT The Two-Body Problem also by@gunnerpalace I remember how well-written the sexual tension building between IR was, i FELT their anticipation and anxiousness around each other. I think the smut chapter is actually on their blog and not on Ao3 for some reason! Nurse Rukia by Aquari Lynnel (MazokuSempai) Premise is a little silly/kinky but has all the good stuff :D The Red String That Binds by DeathMeetsLife Actually this one isnt really smutty but i HAVE to rec due to the sweet sweet angst scenario i just went on about because this is an angst FIESTA. BUT no cheating as Kazuo and Ichika are actually IR baby twins but are separated from birth...i wont spoil just READ its so good The Parting Glass by Darksknight LOL ok this isnt even primarily IR more Orihime x Ulquiorra, and actually is post 686/fix it BUT i had to rec because a) Orihime is given some fuckin agency her character deserved and i really like the authors take on her/POV b) the author is fuckin hilarious and on point with all the characterizations c) this fic is a fuckin gem, seriously just read it you wont have any regrets trust me

fuck me this post was long and i am sooooo behind on shit i needa do gotta end it here, hopefully this helps anon!!! xoxo

#thanks for the ask anon #anonymous #asks #ichiruki #ichiruki fanfic #ichigo x rukia

[redxblueihateloveyou]

I'm surprised people see Tadashi as the victim in his relationship with Ainosuke, when it's Tadashi the one who time and time again takes away Ainosuke's agency, without being able to see that he is throwing him unto unhappiness. I can't help but think that if Tadashi was not working at Shindo's house, Ainosuke would have maybe left or broke with the family. But he can't do that if he wants the relationship with Tadashi going on, seing how Tadashi is set on enforcing the family rules...

Hmm.. I def agree with the fact that Tadashi is not what most fandom makes out of him, my man (I mean, Adam’s man) is a 100% Slytherin. But I disagree with blaming him for this, after all the revealed info. The environment they were both raised in made their situation complicated.

I like Tadashi a lot, he’s probably my fav thing about this anime, bc he’s a dark horse, and I’m once again surprised, that so little ppl see him for who he really is, portraying him as an innocent puppy, which he is definitely not.

Now to why I think both Tadashi and Adam are victims of the dad and aunties in this situation. 

We can of course say “if only they told each other how they really feel...”, but like we can say it about any love story really. Every author knows it’s no fun. The truth is that yes, they both hurt each other, and yes, if they were honest about their feelings things would’ve been different, but as I’ve already wrote under that “toxic” commentary on YT, lets look at the whole situation from both of their point of views:

We know that Adam when he was little always treated Tadashi as an equal, he never ever thought of him as someone lower than him and after their fall out, the only reason for this “harsh” treatment (well, besides their confirmed kink) was that Adam tried to get a reaction out of him, so Tadashi would stand up for himself, bc Ainosuke got mad about Tadashi caving to his dad’s wishes and abandoning him, when he needed him the most. 

But now, knowing the fact that Tadashi was his dad’s secretary and was under his control, let’s see it from his perspective: Tadashi wanted to stay by Adam’s side, Adam’s dad implied that if Tadashi did say smth, he’s gonna be.. well, dismissed and they won’t see each other ever again. That’s what caused Tadashi to stay silent in that moment. Ainosuke instead saw this as a “he’s not on my side” thing, well, because. Tadashi won’t tell him his problem, bc dad and aunties control everything, so even if he does tell him, what a teen would do really? He didn’t have any powers back then to make his dad do anything. 

And that’s when it all gone to shit, since they both were hurt for their own reasons. It’s easy to say leave the family, but 1stly nobody explained to Adam still that he’s physically and psychologically abused by his family, he sees it as them “loving him” and sadly also loves them, bc nobody told him, that love wasn’t supposed to be like that really. He definitely feels that smth is not right and feels emotionally exhausted there bc of this treatment, but did he ever consider leaving? I really don’t think so. He feels obligated to be worthy of a family, who “loves” him.

Do you think, for example, that Akashi Seijuro hates his dad for what he did to him? No. Does he understand that he wasn’t at fault for what happened to him and that his dad instead of comforting his child after his mother’s death, who was his only safe haven, made everything worse? I don’t think he does. Like his mom gave him basketball, an escape from all that family’s obligations and strictness. After her death, it was the only thing left that brought him joy, but his dad ruined even that, saying that if he’s gonna be bad at it/lose, he’d take it away from him too. Does Akashi see this as emotional abuse? No, he sees it like “well, I have to be the best bc I was born in such powerful family, so if my dad says that I must be best at everything, then I must.”

I personally hate such parents a lot. To me it doesn’t matter if Adam’s dad didn’t know about aunties hitting his child. Like if he was too busy to notice this and have no time for his kid and made his childhood miserable, it doesn’t make it any better really. 

Same as with Akashi’s dad. Some are like “he was probably also grieving about his wife”. Emm? He was like this from the beginning, bc he treated Akashi not as his son, but as his heir. And yes, that’s different things. Same with Endeavor and Todoroki. Your child is not your post production thing.

2ndly they were too young, even if they knew about each others feelings and he didn’t feel obligated and told everyone to fuck off, they’d be on the streets now, but also Adam’s dad doesn’t seem like a guy who’d leave them alone really. Also eloping seems very romantic, but I don’t think it is, esp when you’re teens. Did you want him to sell some expensive watch and go live on Hawaii or smth? Bc finding a decent job there would be difficult at this age, esp with everyone knowing who your dad is. Chen Ke from “Antidote” survived bc he was 27 and had connections and some great friends. Adam was in high school, where would he go exactly?

Now let’s go back to now. Obviously all this time it didn’t even cross Tadashi’s mind that for Ainosuke he comes first and that he would throw everyone under the bus to make Tadashi stay with him. As we see at the end, he legit believed that Adam was planning to send him to jail and didn’t get that he said it just to shaken he up and that he knew who he’d set up for this from the beginning. 

To Adam obviously it doesn’t matter whether they’re in a quarrel or not, he would never him go. Yes, he’s mad at him, he’s angry and hurt, but Tadashi’s still the person he needs the most, he’s still the person who brightens his days, even tho he deliberately behaves like he annoys him. He always looks at him and looks at him and looks at him, but then hisses smth to hurt him. Bc he knows that he needs him, but he also hates that he needs him, bc he thinks it’s unrequited.

And that’s how their classic romance goes in hellish circles. No one wants to talk as usual. Adam is mad Tadashi is like that bc his dad turned him into a slave with no opinion, while Tadashi is scared that Adam would be taken away from him bc of his ugly family. 

Now I still think that no one and I mean no one can take Tadashi from Adam now, he is his precious. So my plan is... if Tadashi made aunties do smth against him or to get rid of him, aunties will go for sure. The problem is Tadashi still doesn’t get that he comes first, so we’re stuck in this hell still.

So anyways, my point is Adam’s heart basically sings “you got a hold of me, don’t even know your power” to Tadashi, but he doesn’t hear it, bc of his insecurities, the way he was raised and his status. But yes, he holds all the power. He’s both Adam’s sanity and insanity. No matter how cheesy it sounds he was basically his only ray of sunshine in the darkness, if you take it away, that’s what it leads to, that’s why Ainosuke-sama needs more ppl who care for him. I don’t want anyone to die next time, just cause Tadashi and Adam fought about where to put their new couch lmao. I’m kidding, but you know what I mean. And kill the aunties, pls seriously, we need to be free.

Also ppl need to remember that like lots of animes/characters are parcially inspired by some other animes/characters, also the chosen seiyuus are also very important, there are lots of stuff like jokes and references, that creators use, from characters being fully inspired by smth like “Assassination classroom” characters based on KNB, to little stuff like Levi dressed in Akashi’s uniform in chibi AOT bc Hiroshi Kamiya. Utsumi already said before stuff like she sometimes think of a perfect voice for the character and then fully forms him, we also know her clear love for sports animes. So yes, I doubt Tadashi/Kuroko thing is a coincidence and even tho someone was like “zone? is this knb or smth?” I was like no, zone is actually a common thing in sports, even tho most associate it with KNB including me, it’s not like its their invention, but there were things inspired by this for sure, and from other sports animes too and no, I don’t mean the basic sports anime tropes, I mean, like way too specific things, some character designes, too. And yes, Langa appearence and personality wise is a rinharu child for real, I can literally split his scenes in “that’s Haru”, “that’s Rin”.

That’s why I’ve said that this situation in fandom reminds me of Kuroko/Akashi situation a lot, bc same as here in KNB ppl for some reason automatically thought that Kuroko is this innocent sheep and Akashi is the wolf (but also like it was Akashi who chose to dress as red riding hood, while Kuroko was a wolf lmao), not even seeing who is in reality more dangerous and who can easily control who. It just buffles me bc it’s not some deep analisys really. I mean once again there’s a reason for the saying that the sub holds all the power over the dom. 

And like just bc someone yells or threatens ppl constantly doesn’t necessarily mean he is a psycopatic killer, and just bc someone is quiet and doe-eyed, doesn’t mean he isn’t. I didn’t think we needed to explain this to someone, but aparently we do?

And it honestly kills me just how superficially ppl are watching things these days. It really gives me war flashbacks to stuff like the last mdzs s1 episode, where ppl started to comment things like “how LZ can be so heartless” lmao. Or that anonymous ask “do you think haru misses rin?”. Like you don’t see thing at all? Grey substance no needed, while watching things?

P.S. I also would die to see Adam vs Tadashi race just bc I for some reason can bet all my money, that it’s the same situation as with Akashi refusing to ankle break Kuroko, no matter how mad he is. I just can’t imagine Ainosuke hitting Tadashi in the face with a board. Like 100% sure he wouldn’t even try tbh.

#answered #anonymous #tadaai #tadashi kikuchi #shindo ainosuke #adam x tadashi #sk8 #sk8 the infinity #anime #this is what i think about these two at least

[yakocchi]

Becoming a Family With Him, Part 3 // Shuichi, Hikaru, Rhion, Luke, Eisuke

so this came out, as further celebration for the anni. VERY GOOD, much more appreciated than the prior story set lol that one was kind of boring but i get it

they made the kids for all the... kid-less ones, and the eisuke one that used to be VIP-exclusive is now here for everyone to buy (rip those ppl who gacha for it)

my rambling behind the cut (spoilers!!)

shuichi // as ud expect, shuichi has a literal hime ass looking girl (kikyo) for a daughter. she’s only 6, but is pretty calm and ladylike. She even calls her parents with –sama so... ok luckily shuichi does not strip down all the way in the presence of her daughter and only takes off his suit coat. thanks dad

anyway since shuichi has a break coming up, he wants to have a family trip how nice. but then the dang girl wants to go over to see eisuke WHAT when soryu exists and lives a block away? unrelatable, im closing the app anyway eisuke is her first love, which wtf he’s like 20 yrs older than u. even worse, mc says she’s been in love since she was like 3.

shuichi is reconsidering the benefits of democracy in his mind but eventually relents. but then they’re still following the fucc-days rule they set years ago. well, as he says in the story, RULES ARE RULES

blah blah i don’t want to go over everything bc then it’ll be boring reading the story when it comes out in engl right? also im tired bc it’s 1 am and i just want to play toontown in bed but nothing really bad happens. they are a v cute family bc shuichi is a pleasant and mature dad. kikyo and mc even do a little surprise for him at the end and it is very sweet. i feel like out of all the families, this is the most ideal

mad hatter // so they have twin sons named Rui and Kai. Rui is the childlike one that resembles Rhion in personality, Kai is the more mature one that resembles Al. man i forget that boy’s name but u get me i know they only can use stock bgs but it’s killing me that these dang kids get to sleep in what looks like separate king sized beds.

even though rhion is now a father of two, he still acts like... 10. i mean he still horni but it makes me feel weird

later it’s revealed that Ota teaches them both as an art tutor bc they both showed an interest in art. this is cute bc ota is bad with kids in this universe LOL

the ending on this one was weird cuz the kids didn’t show up in the entirety of the last ep bc it was about WORK. so uh... interesting

hikaru // so their son is named akari. haha get it because it means light. like how hikaru also means light. can mc name her kids unrelated to their father or is that against the Geneva convention

this kid actually acts like an actual little boy. like what hikaru would’ve probably turned into if not for the whole sad backstory. the story starts with akari just bringing a dog randomly home one day. he actually saved the dog (it is very cute bc he did not want the dog to cry), and then after a talk they decide to keep the dog as long as akari knows the responsibility of taking care of an animal.

so next day, the bidders come over to their house and everyone’s like woaw a dog. lol they come into their house as guests and eisuke and mamo still demand for beverages, they all suck

akari names the dog... “Light” (Raito) and i want out of this nightmare. Naturally bc Light is an abandoned dog it’s still kind of bad with interacting with things. But then Light suddenly be giving the ( ╹ਊ╹) to soryu bc remember, animals love him. everyone clowns on soryu for being an unintentional dog whisperer and then akari is like “soryu san pls make me ur apprentice” and he gives some advice like approaching it slowly, and talking to it from the front instead of back.

blah blah there’s a situation where Light goes YEET after a Doberman gets all angry and then hides bc then another dog is scaring it. hikaru swoops in to the save the day as the Real Dog Whisperer. ok it’s cute when hikaru actually gets to look cool  for once LOL

luke // luke is cute on the bc “pre-story” scene he’s actually pretty open to the idea of having kids; he actually goes “well imo we should think abt it pretty soon, but i wanted to hear ur opinion on it” but then he gets horni. and then he’s like “our kids are going to have your collarbones. awesomeee im looking forward to that” ....ok

ok cut to the actual story and they’re in Japan. Luke’s kid looks... strange versus the others. why are his eyes so big? omg voltage his eyes arent going to be saucers just cuz he half white also the kid’s name is Yuri (Or Urey). They couldn’t think of any other Brit-styled names? Like Harry? Henry? William? Wilfred? hey stan be my princess btw he’s pretty cute, though he gives serious “timid kid that gets bullied in the children’s movie” vibes. He calls Luke “daddy” and mc “mammy/mommy”.

so luke talks about his relationship w/ soryu and eisuke and then yuri is like “i want friends like that” wow cute but also find less ethically-complicated friends

so luke lets yuri meet a young patient of his (haru) so they can be friends. they get along so it’s good. haru gets in critical condition later so luke zooms outta there to do the operation.

LOL but at the end yuri is like, “i want to make more friends. (...) can i go to the bidder’s room from now on?” this boy works fast

And then he’s like “Eisuke-san... please be my friend.” HIS POWER. even eisuke was like :O so then eisuke orders a whole bunch of food and books up to the penthouse. But then yuri’s like “...i like eisuke’s eyes” and everyone’s like oh man that’s gonna be his fetish

Baba: why have u started to have an interest in eyes Yuri: I read it from one of daddy’s medical books Hikaru: wtf u can read that at 4??? (...) Soryu: wat Yuri: um... i want soryu to be my friend too Yuri: bc soryu’s eyes are also powerfully cool...

eisuke // ok this gets an extended ramble bc the more annoying the story the longer i must complain

so you might be thinking, “oh so this is gonna be a flashback in some in media res styled story with your 2 kids, u know in the style of the others” and well, no you just go straight to white screen into the flashback, back when eito was smaller and thus a little more cute. well it’s not really false advertising bc they did say “reminisce” in the description. but i wanted to see eito be a good big brother for a moment! or... less good? man i wanted to see kaito go waaaah like a baby idk i wanted to see him exist

so back to the story they cut to small eito. even as a smaller punk he does fight with his dad a little, just w/ a more narrow vocabulary to work with. tho at this point he’s still pretty sweet so clearly eisuke clowning him day and night was a negative effect on his development. (doesn’t treat his child like a child) (child grows up to a punk that doesn’t respect him) (surprised pikachu) being the son of a billionaire means that this child has to go study at a very young age and listen to MOZART. no child of eisuke ichinomiya will be listening to degenerate bops like lee taemin’s criminal next day they all go to the very fancy school that eito will be attending. eisuke does a speech, but then eito is all like “why is papa over there all the time” in reference to how all the other parents in attendance are having fun with their children, but eisuke is busy talking to other people for business and connections etc. etc. mc kind of has a hard time trying to explain it to eito bc... it’s honestly poor parenting... eiji shows up after arriving late, and he’s like “gramps is gonna be with ya today! instead of papa” which is cute but then she’s like psst thanks for coming and im like oh... so grandpa just didn’t randomly come to the open house for fun he’s just gonna be surrogate dad while real dad is busy... aw... and then at the end eito’s like FUC THIS KINDERGARTEN. eisuke is like “(smh) don’t yell in public. (despite everything) you are still the eldest son of the Ichinomiya family”

and so afterwards it’s clear that eito does not want anything to do with this school. he just sits in the classroom until mc is there to pick him up instead of playing in the courtyard or w/e, wanting nothing to do with the other kids.

so later there’s a hiking trip for the students and both of their parents, and mc asks eisuke if he’ll be available for it. eisuke is like, “i have a business trip that day, so I’ll have to adjust my schedule” and he’s been very busy in the opening of a new business or w/e. mc tells him to not do so much for something like that and that it’s ok if she goes alone with eito on the trip.

it’s the day of the trip, and mc goes alone with eito. she notes that a lot of dads did indeed come along for the trip. she apologizes to eito and says that she did talk to eisuke about the trip before, but he’s simply busy for this day. and im like... but girl, you were the one who told him not to change his schedule for the trip. yes a trip may seem less important than business ventures, but don’t make it sound like you weren’t the one who stopped him. lol. idk why im pressed abt this single line of dialogue bc later she does realize she fucced up there well eito is just like w/e about it and has pretty much accepted that sort of thing

anyway eito goes missing later and one of the kids said that he told eito that his dad (eisuke) didn’t come bc his dad thinks that his work is more important than his son. so eito got mad and ran off somewhere

and then mc finally gets the lightbulb moment that eito... wants to see his dad!! he ran off to go try to see him somehow??? !! wow so sweet

it’s raining like a mf but then in her search for eito eisuke randomly pops out of nowhere. He’s like “ho i did not remember saying that i wasn’t coming” and she’s like “im sorrryyy” and both me and him are like “just find the dang kid”

ok yea they find eito, he starts being a good student, and u start to see where he starts being antagonistic towards his dad LOL etc. etc. lol this story annoyed me so i don’t feel like doing the rest of the play by play orz

anyway thanks for reading my garbage LOL

#kbtbb #kissed by the baddest bidder #spoilers

[spikesbimbo]

VALLL!! congrats on your 500 🥺 and i’m so very happy you’re in my discord you’re SO FUNNY ND I LOVE TALKIFN TOOO YOUUUUUU

my fave song; cherry wine by hozier

c-can i request bokuto 👉🏼👈🏼

nsfw or sfw is fine :3 heheh

and a description of myself is! i’m pretty shy! but i love talking to ppl once i get to know them :3 kinda chaotic once i’m out of my shell more ! but it takes a bit for me to trust ppl :3 i love loving on people and am,, clingy hehhe very much an attention whore™️ and am kinda scatterbrained, forget about things a lot i write on myself to remember things, and set reminders/alarms bc of it :> oh i’m really easy to fluster too, very much an excitable person :3

dasknfakjs im funny??

Thrown at me so powerfully

It's a crime

That she's not around most of the time.

And it's worth it, it's divine

The way she shows me I'm hers and she is mine

Relationship hcs

Pls you had to confess to him multiple times (your poor heart), before he understood what you meant

Thinking i like you meant meant as friends

Luckily akaashi dragged him to the side one of the days you tried to express your feelings, almost crying cause he didn't understand.

And after kashi told him he ran back up to you and was like “you want to be my girlfriend?” turning his head to the side genuinely confused.

And askkasi slapped him in the back of head saying “yes, now apologize for stressing her out”

And he apologized, not exactly knowing what for asfnaskj pls forgive him, he's actually sad : (

So you two have been together for a few years now, everyone laughing at the story of how yall got together.

You now being his koala bear everytime he was home clinging onto him, while he didn't even notice you, like you were a feather. Love strong daddy bo 

Him smothering you in kisses every time he saw you, even if it was just from coming outside to get the mail.

He posts daily on his story too, drawing little scribbles and hearts in the background 🥺

You two squeal together when a new episode of an anime comes out, immediately getting snacks and him curling up in to your chest (yes little spoon bo is my fav)

When you fall asleep he moves out of your arms for a second, using his big brain to remember that you forgot to set your alarm, doing it for you with a smile appearing in his face, before snuggling back into your boobs falling asleep himself.

He sets it an hour late but its the thought that counts.

  Nsfw hcs (bc how could i not)

Yall grab each other's titties just cause, him saying yours are comfy and like a human stress ball pls bby, while you just said they were hot, having no shame.

So now he always walk around with no shirt on, as if he wasn't doing that before, giving you a free show 

He is a pussy fienddddd

Will live and die for your pussy. Would legit suffocate while you rode his face if you didn't pull off. Love that

Legit gets turned on by anything, thinking it means you want to fuck. Whether it's wearing his shirt, or accidentally letting your towel fall down, seeing his smirk across the room.

And you'd never tell him no, so now here you are getting your pussy ate for the third time today cause you walked out of your room with just your bra and panties on, trying to get the laundry. 

He makes you cum so quick, and its not just cause hes good at it, its cause he gets off to it, loving being a good boy, esp when you call him that, stg it would make him nut on the spot.

After he cums hes still hard, so you get to work and climb ontop of him, sliding down quickly cause you were already so wet.

And you get tired after like 3 times of humping him, so he just holds you close and fucks the absolute shit outta you.

Then after you've both cum for the nth time, he washes you two up, remembering that you said you hated being dirty.

And tucks you in bed, sliding his dick back in you as part of your nightly routine < 3

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find the event right here

#yes I went off again #bo just does that to me #I need to learn how to express my thoughts without writing a whole novel #event500! #introloves

[honorable-wanderings]

Word of Honor - Episode 3 Part 2 - We’re getting INN to it now!

Meanwhile back with Scooby  and the Gang. B-characters realize that the Goldilocks is missing and it was only the 3 bears that were killed.

And we can hear them surprisingly well from this far away. Their voices must carry exceptionally well.

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The spiderwebs of DEATH

Seriously though it’s been hours. How has no one either taken these wires down or run into them accidentally? You cannot tell me they have checked every bit of this place for ChengLing’s body if these are still up.

Someone has lied to you Mr. White ‘n’ Blue.

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No you fucking did not. If you were cleaning them up roughly you’d at least get the ones on the main doorways! goddamn.

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Old ppl vs the Ghosts!

COME ON DOWN FOR THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE THE ALL DEAD VS THE MOSTLY DEAD THIS SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY BE THERE BE THERE BE THERE.

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The Ghost Valley is a menace! It’s high time someone went in there and eradicated them all!

Huh... never thought of that before...

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Eh. Old people chanting the children’s rhymes doesn’t have the same tension. It’s just not the right feel. It’s a no from me.

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Yes. This is perfectly far enough away. No one could possibly overhear us from this distance! I am a genius!

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We are all very worried about ChengLing’s well being. Yes. That is all. Only his well being. Nothing else. No ulterior motives here. Nope. Purely just good will and worry. :DDDD

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Ah yes! Back to my boys! :D

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You big softie.

Seriously though. He is so considerate of not only Best Boy’s physical well being but really his emotional state and autonomy as well. He doesn’t expect ChengLing to act like a full grown adult but he doesn’t treat him like a little kid either. It’s great and I’m here for it.

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It’s not stalking if we got here first, right? Now you’re stalking me! :D :D :D :D :D

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Some day soon I’ll get you to admit you like me ;)

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaat you’re here to? At this random river?????? OMG what are the chancesssssss?!?!?

At this point I just wanna know fuckin how????

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A-Xiang deserves a fucking medal for putting up with this BS. For real.

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A-Xu you make-a him sad D:

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Zhou ZiShu! Look out! They’re stealing your boat!!

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-Hey if the ghost valley peeps come up to wreck shit it’s gonna be our shit that gets wrecked too you know? -I don’t give a farting fly’s left ass cheek! I’m one foot in the grave already.

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Glazed armor this glazed armor that give me a glazed donut and let’s call it a day. I don’t careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Are you inn or out?

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Sorry we’re out of space because for some reason we let ourselves rent out the entire establishment to a single person. Like I get he paid for the rooms but it’d still be bad for business?? Like no one wants to go to an inn if they won’t let you stay even though there are empty rooms. Like the fuck

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Look elsewhere? Shit you know this is the only inn in town (apparently)!! Where we supposed to go???

Um... why don’t you try looking at I don’t give a FUCK

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Well well well. Who could have seen this coming?

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Zhou ZiShu is about read to add a few more nails

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This old ragged beggar man is hot as fuck. Set him up in my room at once!

Just end my suffering. I beg you

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ChengLing just gonna keep his mouth shut and stay out of it

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-I gave you my own room! -My room now. Kindly GTFO -But I bought you clothes too! -Yeah no one asked you. GTFO!!

-How have my seduction techniques continued to fail??????????

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Love me pls D:

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If Oedipus invented a wire tap he’s gonna have to work harder to get past me!!

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But he doesn’t look like he’s a bad person

Bad people rarely do.

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Take the bed? I couldn’t possibly!! No! You’re taking care of me and protecting me and you’re old! You take the bed! I’ll sleep on the chair! I’m the best boy!!!

Bitch did I fucking stutter?

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You owe me no explanations. I’m sure you have your reasons and that they’re good ones. But don’t suffer needlessly. Treat your wounds and I won’t ask any more about it.

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MY BOY DOESN’T DESERVE THIS. ALL THIS OVER A PIECE OF FUCKIN SEA GLASS??????????

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Ain’t nobody dope as me I’m just so fresh, so clean (So fresh and so clean clean)

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Daaate niiiiiight

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So I get that you’re like persistently stalking me and all that but like Why??

Because I know you cute as fuck. Why you hiding? Show me what your true face and I’ll tell you what I want. What I really really want.

You first bitch

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Local man tries to pry secrets out of only human in a 10 mile radius who has no ulterior motives and is confused when it doesn’t work.

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Das gay

HDU

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Clink Clink bitch

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Master can you please keep it in your pants for 5 minutes? It’s all I ask. Just 5 minutes of peace! Please!

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Pop Quiz! Who is the second cutest person in the world?

I will settle for anyone who feeds me

Naw. Tsundere is where it’s at.

*Is unimpressed in tsundere*

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Then who is the mostest cutest?

A tsundere with long legs, slim waist, fat ass.

Heavens strike me down now. Please end my misery. Why did I sit here? Didn’t I know better?

Anyone have any more torture nails? Anyone? Please?

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*Insert Mii channel theme*

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We are the unwashed masses. Let’s go fuck some shit up

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Hey guys. Does this look like anime style to you? Someone said it looks like anime but I don’t see it.

I think it looks great! I can’t even draw a stick figure! hahahaha

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Sleepy boi <3

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How the fuck did I become the third wheel?

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*mii channel theme continues*

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Your honored uncle here wouldn’t let us eat anything until you woke up even though he sat at my table. D:

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-Stop acting like a little brat and start acting polite and demure like the other girls

-Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh gross

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We’re doing found family and we’re doing it now!

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Why aren’t you eating?

Yeah! We had to wait all this time for you to get here and you’re not even eating anyway!!!!!!

Well my home and my entire family died, and so did that random boat man who protected me. And also there’s a hole in my stomach. So I don’t have much of an appetite atm.

Oh My God. can you not???

But that’s how I show affection!!!!!!!! D:<

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Shoving food in your face to hide your tears. A time honored tradition.

Also D: Best boy is sad </3

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Oh no. More people I’m supposed to remember.

JESUS FUCK REALLY???

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HOW MANY? You cannot tell me they are all important. Please tell me I’m not supposed to remember this many people. I can’t handle this.

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

THAT’S 11 PEOPLE AT ONCE! WHAT THE FUCK

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Whenever this guy speaks it sounds like he’s trying really hard not to cough in front of the board meeting.

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Okay so what I got from this is

There was a treaty between these peeps and the ghost peeps to say they’ll leave each other the fuck alone

The ghost peeps broke that promise by fucking with the mirror lake sect and so these peeps decided to retaliate

and they’re gonna retaliate by throwing a party? Like I guess they’re just gathering forces? But like it’s a weird way to do it.

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Oh for the love of god.

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Pffffffffffffffff welcome to the circus

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*sigh*

Okay y’all I can remember like 6 people. 7 Max. Y’all gonna have to be picky about who’s important here.

How many of these people do I actually have to know?

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Now what the fuck happened here and why are the twin jades here?

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You two have a piece of the glazed ham. And even though no one is using it it’s really important that we keep it that way. No one must hold all pieces of the glazed ham. Or..... bad things?

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Oh my. Pain o’clock already?

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SOMEONE GET THEIR ASS IN THERE AND GIVE MY BOY A HUG!

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Hey! What do you see? Is he in there? I can’t see a goddamn thing.

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So I know that he’s like what, 15? And like grew up with a dad. But like you know they made him scream “A-Die” and then wake up to Zhou ZiShu’s comforting touch on purpose. You know that was planned.

Maybe not a father, but certainly a father figure.

(Also thanks, A-Xu for answering my request from earlier for someone to comfort the poor boy.)

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What’s this? The sounds of a scuffle???

Whelp. Not anymore.

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Couldn’t he have just ordered them to leave instead?

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The Ghost Valley seems to be following me rather closely.

Oh you have no idea. ;)

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Alcohol detected

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Let me call you a cute pet name and I’ll let you drink from my bottle of nectar. ;)

Oh my god this shit again?

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You know what?

Two can play at this game.

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You wanna see what lies underneath? Rip it off yourself.

Don’t worry! I’m patient! Sleep well! Dream of me! I know I’ll be dreaming of you! ;)

#word of honor #Shanhe Ling #wen kexing #zhou zishu #zhang chengling #Gu Xiang #Writing WoH #spoilers #episode 3 #long post

[tellywoodtrash]

Hi TTji, here I am with more TV digest. SP: MHRW - Amma replaced by new actor with HECK LOT foundation to 'darken' her and Raghav is TPDBD. Same plot (luck again FL, ML taking badla, FL turns innocent, ML being savior) in a loop. YRKKH - Sensible for time being. Sirat's ex is in picture. Kartik & Sirat have healthy convos. Obv Rhea is dying to break the marriage and grab most wanted Munda for herself. SNS - Most sensible leads as of yet? The show still remembers she wants education??? [1/4]

Aksjdlsakjdlskajdlskajldkjslj TPDBD has truly entered myyyyy daily vocabulary as well. It’s such an amazingggggg acronymmmm. Fitteh muh on these fucking ppl who can’t just hire one actual dark skinned actress. I hate this show without even watching it because of everything it stands for. It offends me on a personal level. 🤬🤬🤬

Ofc YRKKH mein abhi bhi shaadi ka silsila jaari hi hai. Ouff, India ke wedding industry ko iss ek hi couple ne kaayam rakha hua hai. 🤑🤑🤑

SNS ke baare mein I never cared, and I never will. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

YHC - Not Chaahat, only mystery and horror like Aahat. FL attempting to expose villains but ML blind cuz it's his true mum and step bro. Anu - Overdramatically yet sensibly depicting divorce and it's ripple effects on fam (kisses for healthy maa-beta & saas-bahu jodi). SM - Preeti is replaced by Nupur from MJHT.  KT pretends to be good friend Keertan and shitty rich dude KT to Nu-*cough* Mohi/Preeti. Idk abt the kids. Imlie - Malini reacts normally seeing Imlie wear her sindoor. Finally [2/4] 

NO CHAAHAT, ONLY AAHAT 🤣🤣🤣

Anupama, SM, aur Imlie reiterating the life lesson ki pyaari beheno, zindagi mein kuch bhi karo, parrr shaadi mat karo, saaaaalon tak siyaapa hi siyaapa hai. Just be single, have awesome friends and pets, aur mazze ke life jiyo.

SAAKK - FL thinks ML in love with ex. ML clears the air, tells *cough* yells I LOVE YOU DAMNIT *oh wait that was another show* but same and FL is like WOAH. PANDYA - No one realises the DISASTER getting FL forcibly married to her beloved's brother (who marries his own lover) cuz now she gotta live in the same house with her beloved but as his bhabhi? ANNS - The  blind ML has been the most aware ML in ITV history. Understands to-be-wife being slighted and flips shit! Next is Zee, Sony & Colors 

SAAKK ki incredibly cute FL is stuck in such a michmichi-inducing (for me) show ke mera dillllllllllllll dukhta hai. Koi isko aur GHKPM ke Sai ko bas foreign bhej do where they can do padhaai and become their best selves without being distracted by boy troubles. Sahi kehte hain desi maa-baap, padhai ke waqt ladkon ke chakkaron mein nahi padna chahiye, warna poori zindagi kharaab ho jaati hai. Abhi dekh bhi liya.

Pandya mein seeing Sonakshi from KHKT ki bitchy choti behen be one abla bechaari, and Nazar show waali achchi behen being a hellraising chantomayi is giving me whiplash. Beech mein bechaare bhaiyya-bhaabi jabaran phasein, who kinda deserve it coz honestly wtf were they thinking forcing this bloody shaadi no one wanted. 🙄🙄🙄

ANNS ka hero is wholesome bean but ouff the FL’s family (???? is it even her family? Or her sister’s sasuraal or some shit in which case, phew.) Anyway kaafi off-brand Gauri Kumari Sharma vibes mil rahe mujhe FL se toh I can’t somehow get into it yet. 😐😐😐

ZEE. Kumkum - Pragya asking fam members to help her (Abhi in jail) Rhea (the twin who hates Pragya) agrees. Kundali - Preeta has her hair perfect in jail while ML tries to fix shit. Jindri - Locking wife in room is the new way of showing love. Katti Batti - shit show from promo so no info (total biwi#1 when she should be dumping his dumb ass). Rest IDK, the plots above my head. SONY. 7 1/2 - The show has bad prod quality for some reason. Not watching. (need more space for next so see you in #5) 

Yeh poora ka poora ZEE channel hi nahi chahiye mereko. Nothing on it has appealed to me since Qubool Hai and I highly doubt anything ever will. Bleargh. 🤢🤢🤢

Yeh 7 1/2 kaunsa show hai Sony pe??????? 🤔🤔🤔

KUDCA - FL runs away from marrying Veer. He hires fake bride (turns out it is FL who was briefly reunited with her bff who is now kothewaali). COLORS. Namak - Always abusive ML (can't act) now in love with FL (can act) and his family is shitty, as usual. Pinjra - Makers pulled a Main Na Bhoolungi. SSK - archaic shit is back. Shakti - ML post plastic surgery trying to convince FL that he is ML. Fans hate new actor btw. BB - Kid topped, so going to hostel? Bawara Dil - TOXIC SHIT!!! Love, Baby J

KUDCA ka main kya hi boloon, whole thing sounds like a clusterfuck.

Namak is such a weird mindfuck of a show, beech mein kuch kaala jaadoo type bhi hain. ML nafrat se pyaar tak pohunch gaya lekin majaal ho jo uske chehre pe shikan tak aaye. Someone explain to me why that Nazar waali daayan ki character is the mom to two of the ladies (who are easily in their 30s, yet mummy looks younger......... Must be all the kaala jaadoo), but everyone calls her didi, including her daughters??? Also why do these two families live together???? Why does this show exist in general??????////

Pinjra waali shaayad na bhoolegi but I sure forgot this show exists. Thank god for my brain just filtering out the info it doesn’t want and being like sorry 404, page not found. Saves me a lot of rage.

SSK mein I just need to know what new species Simar (or choti Simar, or whoever) is gonna metamorphize  into. May I suggest a cow, since that’s the only animal that gets any respect and protection in this country these days.

The way I gaspeddddddddddddddd when I saw OG Anurag Basu backkkkkkkkkk??????// Bhai is on what virgin-blood-drinking regimen ki he still looks exact same???? Sir pls to share sekrits.

Bawara Dil - First I’m ever hearing of this show, and thus, I really dgaf.

#baby j ka weekly recap digest #jalebi-weds-bluetooth #tt answers

[mashbits]

so I’m a tiny small brain who accidentally lost the original request bc I hit post instead of save draft 😭 I’m so sorry

but I got a request for an amazonian female mc with the brothers + undatables, so here it is 👉👈

Obey me boys + an Amazonian MC

Warnings ;; n/a

Fem!MC for this one!

Lucifer 🐺

He probably knew what to expect since he selected you

But w o w

He’s definitely a switch

You’re almost as tall as him, making eye-to-eye talks so much easier

He probably assumes you could take care of yourself for the most part, you look strong

But you’re still human

So he keeps an eye out, subtly staying by your side to keep you safe

Lowkey let him feel your muscles

And also if you compliment him. It will boost his ego

Yes he admires strong people don’t judge him

He keeps his cool most of the time, but if you two get closer

Lord Diavolo help him

Mammon 💸

Lowkey he’d be intimidated at first

But remember this boy is a dumbass who doesn’t know how to fear (mostly)

He’d boast about being your protector and stuff all the time

But in reality you’re the one beating up hoe ass demons for him

If you carry him bridal style he will pass away

Here lies Mammon, his human killed him and he’s okay with that

If you show a lot of skin around him he’ll die even faster

Curse his head in the gutter

If you wanna make him happy you can say he’s your hero/compliment his own strength

Coming from you, he will cry

He loves you a lot okay 😭💞

Leviathan 🕹

Tbh he doesn’t care at first

He’s a shut in, yucky otaku anyways

You may be super tall for a human, really strong, beautiful, big thighs-

No! He has more important things to focus on

Like Ruri-Chan

If you show interest in his likes he’ll be hella tsundere about it

But also really happy 👉👈

You probably remind him of one of his favorite female heroine from a game or anime series

Cosplay said heroine and he will faint on the spot

Pls be the big spoon he really needs the affection

Touch starved b a b y

If you show a lot of skin he’ll get a nose bleed I’m telling you

Satan 📚

Oh he’s read about this before

He’s read a lot about humans and their races, cultures, traditions, etc.

He finds it interesting

He’d want to hear it from the source though

He’ll casually ask you about your family, lowkey eager to learn

Fucking nerd I love him

He’d love to see you stand up to Lucifer

Again, despite your strength, he knows demons are very much more powerful than humans

But he’d have fun seeing you try and beat one up

Who am I kidding you would win

You can see his devilish gears running

Admires you and your strength

Asmodeus 💅🏻

You’re so??? Fucking??? Gorgeous?!!??!

What’s your skin care routine 😭

He’ll want to style your hair and feel your body (non-sexually I swear) and just

A b s

Biceps yes pls

He’d want to have fashion shows with you

Definitely goes out to get custom made clothes to better fit your body and shape

Also to show off your muscles

He’ll want to paint your nails and shit too

Just let this boy admire your beauty sob

Ofc no ones as beautiful as him

But goddamn you’re up there

Beelzebub 🍔

Tbh

He doesn’t hawk over you like the others

He’s definitely a personality guy overall sobs

But he’ll want to work out with you if you’re okay with that

He likes that you’re strong and capable, but he also likes everything about you

The hugs

Two strong ppl hugging each other

Pure bliss

He’s definitely larger when it comes to muscles

But that doesn’t matter

Pls just cuddle with him and eat together after working out he’ll appreciate it

Belphegor 🛌

Tall and muscular?

His cup of tea

For a new pillow

He’s used to using Beel for naps, so you best be ready for Belphie to cuddle with you

Naps with you are 👌👌

You feel comfy and familiar, it’s a refreshing feeling

Also doesn’t care about looks, but he will admire your beauty

Strong jaws are his weakness don’t @ me

If you’re dating he’ll want to lazy kiss you all over

Big or little spoon he doesn’t care

As long as he gets strong girl naps 😔✊

Diavolo 👑

Again, he also knew what you’d look like before you arrived

But uh

New queen?? Is that you???

Diavolo will compliment you as much as he can

His hugs with you are also top tier I stg

Proud man

He’s happy you’re fitting in with the program, and definitely feels better knowing you can handle yourself

Strong both physically and mentally is sexy

He will get on one knee

Barbatos 🌓

He’s just following Diavolo man

Definitely finds you interesting however

He’s a scrawny demon sobs

He doesn’t actively seek out to interact with you, but he enjoys talking

Okay look maybe he’ll get a crush on you if he sees you at one of Diavolos parties, dressed up where he can see your curves and muscles still

But he’s a butler, a serious man!

Feelings can’t come first

Pls appreciate him he’s doing his best and succeeding

Solomon 🐍

Again, he finds you interesting

Prefers to watch from the sidelines

Shady bitch but we stan

He’ll make sly comments about you and your strength, but smirk cause he’s got the advantage with magic

He refuses to be submissive I swear

So maybe he’s intimidated and doesn’t want to lose his stance

But at the same time he’ll definitely drop in subtle compliments

You’re hot what can I say

He likes a strong woman wink wonk

Simeon 🕊

He’s so sweet wtf

Like

Body doesn’t matter to him either but he admires you so much from your first meeting??

Humans are so fascinating!

He’s just a good boy pls

He’s the dad to your mom

You’re legally married if you adopt Luke and honestly he’s okay with that

Will also compliment you tons but he compliments both beauty and personality

Luke 🐶

B a b y

You don’t adopt him he adopts you

He’ll hide behind you when he’s afraid of a demon

While denying it of course

But he thinks you’re so cool!! You could fight off the bad demons and he’ll laugh

His mom is a badass (but he’s not allowed to swear)

Protect him with your life or I will

#obey me #obey me leviathan #obey me beelzebub #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me! shall we date #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #headcanons #obey me headcanons #my babies #i love them #otome