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[sarcastic-pasta-games]

The BOSS Is Nothing is back!

You can download it here!

#sarcastic pasta games #jacksepticeye #spg #jse #jse community #fan game #the boss #the boss is nothing

[nerdy-as-heck]

I love rewatching an old series with new context

First screenshot is from part 2 of The Boss

#this fan game is insanely good #i miss spg i hope theyre doing well #dan and phil #jacksepticeye #dnpgames #sarcastic pasta games

[frnkmush]

sometimes i get sad when nobody likes my posts and then i remember that like ??? these are mostly fkn reblogs and random scrawled thoughts, stfu me

#note to self #do ignore this #ignore me #but also interact w me i need human attention #my boyfriend is a gamer and has gamer friends online and so i am alone and abandoned bc he never talks to me #(hes been gaming for about 5 minutes after we made pasta for tea) #i am ofc being sarcastic hes awesome

[eunxhan]

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Obey me

What in the hell is bad?

Twisted Wonderland

Genshin Impact

Honkai Impact

Dead by daylight

Identity V

Deadplate

Call of Duty

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Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Creepy pasta

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[celestialexxperience]

Mrs. Dunne (Billy dunne x reader.)

Requested by anon~

Warnings: profanities, cliches, kinda non Canon Billy, mentions of knifes and injuries.

A/N: I was gonna name this video games bc my last fic was a Billy dunne x reader fic and it was called dark paradise which is another lana song but I justed started writing and "Mrs. Dunne." Came out a lot. And would anybody wanna be added to tag list? Also request wlw fics bc there's only men in my inbox and it's pissing me off.

Only the sounds of Billy strumming his acoustic guitar and you frustratingly trying to rip open this very well taped cardboard box of which was labeled "Billy's clothes" which probably consisted of jean everything.

"Yo Dunne! Maybe for once in your life get off your ass, stop playing that guitar and fucking help me with this box that you finally probably tapped!" He eruptedly stop strumming his guitar as you started yelling profanities at him.

A loud "mother fucker" could be heard from your small apartment as you accidentally cut your hand with the knife you were using to try and open that stupid box with. 

"Hey, hey" Billy said, concerned as he made his way over to you. "Hey, lemme see that."

"I'm sorry." You said trying to wipe away your tears with your uncut hand.

"Sorry? Why are you sorry? You have nothing to be sorry about." Your boyfriend said with that beautiful Billy-like smile.

"I know, I know it's just I've been acting like a bitch towards unpacking and you and I've been way too fucking stressed with moving and packing and unpacking that I haven't gave anytime to us- oh and look now I fucking cut my hand!" You winced at the pain of you swinging your arm too hard. 

"Okay baby calm down, we don't want you any more hurt." Billy chuckled at your fanatics.

"Oh you think this is funny Billy?!" 

"Yeah I kinda do." Billy said, starting to laugh a little bit too hard. 

"Oh yeah? You think it's funny I got hurt working on this home while you sat on your ass with your fucking guitar! You said sarcastically, gesturing to Billy's guitar.

"Okay little lady sit down while I take care of these boxes." You hummed an okay as you went to go sit down on the only chair Billy thought of unpacking, shorty after that because you were so stressed and tired you ended up drifting off to sleep. 

As you slowly opened your as from the sounds of metal clanging together and the sound of you and Billy's "the doors" vinyl playing. 

"Oh good morning sleeping beauty." Billy said sarcastically because it was indeed 8 pm. "Feeling better?" 

"Yeah much." As you walked towards Billy you saw him pressed up against the stove.

"What are you making?" You said as you notice the freshly clean kitchen free of the boxes. 

"Pasta. And wine." Billy chuckled as he handed you a glass of the alcohol.

"Hmmm thank you." You said giving the man a kiss on the cheek. "I see you cleaned." You said gesturing to the clean floor.

"Yep, just for you baby." You hummed in agreement giving him another kiss this time on the lips.

"Hm taste this." Billy said putting the fork in front of your mouth so you could see If the pasta is ready to eat. 

"Hmm good." You hummed with a mouth full of pasta giving your boyfriend a thumbs up.

Billy dished up the pasta in 2 separate bowls, you grabbed one of the bowls and grabbed your glass of white wine that you sat down on the kitchen counter and made your way to your brand new living room to sit next to you and Billy's books and his guitar. 

You sat down on the floor and grabbed your wine and put the glass to your mouth to take a sip as you felt something cold in your lips. As you took the thing out of your mouth to see a small diamond ring make your mouth fall open.

"Dunne?" Billy hummed back at you still not taking his eyes off the pasta. "What is this?" You said holding the Diamond up in the air.

"Hm? Ohhhh. Come here you're so far away I don't think I can't see it very well." Your boyfriend said very flirty. 

You made your way towards him, as you step right in front of him he wrapped his arm around your waist and took the ring out of your hand and put it on your finger. 

"Oh yeah that I think it's for you."

"What?" You said stunned.

"Will you be my Mrs. Dunne?" He said softly.

"Omg." You said bringing your hands to his face. "You can't be serious."

"Oh I'm serious Mrs. Dunne?" He said as a question, seeing if you were going to say yes.

"OH MY GOD!" 

"IS THAT YES?" Billy said, yelling just as loud as you were. 

"of course it's a yes you stupid stupid man!" You said slapping his chest grabbing his face again giving him a very needed well passionate kiss. 

He pushed you on top of the counter still making out with you. 

You pulled away from the kiss to look at your beautiful ring. 

"Y/n Dunne that has a nice ring to it." You said looking your now husband directly in the eyes. 

#Billy dunne #Billy dunne x reader #Billy dunne x fem!reader #Daisy jones and the six #Djats #Djats x reader #Daisy jones and the six x reader #Billy dunne x y/n #Graham dunne #Warren rojas #Eddie roundtree #Karen sirko #Daisy jones #70s #Camila dunne

[lightsoutletsgo]

Hey there! Could I request maybe two ships? And I would mind a little nsfw too anyways here’s a little bit about me

I’m studying international business

My favorite food is pasta cause im very picky

My friends usually say I’m sarcastic, funny, very honest and loyal, and just chill to be around

I really like going out but the music must be good and it’s gotta be with my friends

But I also like staying in having a movie or board game night

I don’t know exactly what I look for in a partner but maybe someone who is playful and that I can call a best friend too

My emoji is 🎆

ahhh tysm! this one was so fun to write hehe happy reading! mimi 🤍

LANDO NORRIS ᝰ.ᐟ₊ ⊹ - always calls you love or baby - he loves your sense of humour and the way you smile at his jokes - his love language with you is quality time - he appreciates the way that you've gotten him invested in movies and whenever he gets offered tickets to movie related events like premieres he takes them just so he can take you!

lando is always asking you if travelling round the world with him can count as the "international" part of your degree. poor baby doesn't understand, he just misses you too much when he's away. absolutely loves a night out with you! and when he was dj-ing he would always play all your favourites, just to watch you and your friends sing along on the dance floor.

loves how sarcastic and funny you can be (even if he doesn't always get it at first) and thinks that conversations between you and oscar are hilarious. he learns to make good pasta just for you and loves being able to take care of you like how you take care of him!

goes all out for movie nights and will persuade you to build the cosiest pillow fort with him. he has one of those big screens and a projector and the two of you will spend all evening cuddling and watching all your favourite movies. he always takes you to the store first to pick your perfect movie night snacks. (however sometimes movie nights take a turn because he gets to distracted with how soft and cosy your thighs are...)

"here you go baby." you watched from your cosy pillow pile as lando carried in a huge tray filled with little dishes of your favourite snacks and dips. taking it from him, you settled it down in the gap between the two of you, "thank you honey." "so what are we watching?" lando stretched his back before throwing a blanket over your lap and tucking you in even more, "what's left to go on our list for this month?" grabbing his phone to check, lando opened up the arm nearest you as a silent invitation for you to cuddle, "I'm not sure love, let me take a look..."

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CARLOS SAINZ ᝰ.ᐟ₊ ⊹ - always calls you mi corazón or amor - loves your collarbones and your shoulders. he'll press kisses there when you least expect it just to watch how you shiver - his love language is acts of service - carlos loves to do things for you, like run you baths after a long day or cook your favourite meal just because.

carlos loves surprising you with flowers whenever he can, just for the way it makes your smile light up. He would definitely call you his best friend! you're his rock whether he's had a good or a bad weekend. he values your advice and the fact he can come to you to rant or ramble about anything. carlos loves how fiercely loyal you are to him and to your friends.

he's a sucker for feeling your hands in his hair... whether it's during cuddles or when his head is between your legs. he proudly wears your scratch marks and loves seeing the sweet marks you leave on his hips. he loves cooking with you in the kitchen. you sitting on the island or the counter and picking what song plays next while he makes you pasta. of course he will dance his way over to you just to steal a kiss between steps in the recipe and while he's waiting for something to boil or simmer or cook, he's tugging you down gently and pulling you in to slow dance with him round the kitchen.

he does his best to help you study, whether it's testing you, reading essays or just reminding you to take breaks and refilling your water so you don't forget. "amor?" you rub your eyes, blinking to try and force the sore, dry feeling away, "amor?" carlos presses again, his hand rubbing your arm as he slides onto the couch next to you, "here's your water." he places your re-filled cup onto the coffee table and kisses your head, "need a hand?" you shake your head and lean into him, finally allowing your eyes to close, "I'm done for the day." you sigh and he wraps an arm around you, "good job mi corazón, I'm so proud of you!" you hum happily before he's gently pulling you to your feet and leading you to the bathroom where a hot bath has been run for you. complete with bubbles and your favourite face mask and book on the bath tray. carlos kisses the back of your neck as he hugs you from behind, "you, are going to relax," he kisses you again, "while I make dinner." you turn in his arms and kiss his lips, hands sliding underneath the hem of his t-shirt to gently scratch at his hips, "join me... dinner can wait..." he groans against your lips, making you giggle, "if you insist amor..."

#mimi's 500 celebration ₊˚⊹ ᥫ᭡ #mimi.writes #mimi.thirsts #🎆 anon #f1 x reader #lando norris x reader #carlos sainz x reader

[stephaniebrownslover]

Annual Duck Competitions With Pastas And Tons Of Other Shit[Crack]—Part 1

I know I'm not funny but please act like I'm sooo funny because I need motivation to continue.

Also I know they're out of character and sorry for that but it's my first time to writing a crack creepypasta fic.

Let me know about your opinions and ideas!

It was a typical summer day. A heat that constantly overwhelmed people as if it wanted to melt them, a bright sun that wanted to share its joy with the world, flies that kept buzzing around and more. In summary, the residents of Slender Mansion were living an ordinary day of summer.

Jeff was just lying on the couch with no purpose, while he was kicking and pushing Ben, who was trying to play a game. Or rather, he was constantly throwing his foot towards Ben, but he was only getting increasingly angry because he couldn't get any reaction from Ben since he was used to Jeff's endless nonsense. 

Clockwork, Nina and Toby, who were as bored as Jeff in another corner of the same communal living room, were talking about a serious discussion about why it was believed that babies were brought by storks.

Because of the environment's being quiet noisy, Helen and Liu were sitting in front of the long windows where the hall on the ground floor opens to the garden. They were sharing their opinions about the Pulp Fiction movie, the last Quentin Tarantino movie they had watched. 

At a moment when no one expected, Clockwork's, who was hanging upside down from the seat, and Jeff's, who was trying to put his foot in Ben's mouth, eyes met. Two close friends, who were quite bored with the aimless situation they were in, shook their heads, almost reading each other's minds.

"Hey, fuckin' elf, stop eating my foot, I need to piss."

"Hope you'll die, you jerk!"

"But you'll miss me."

When Jeff finally managed to free his foot from between Ben's baby hands, Clockwork also told her own excuse.

"Hey look, a stork beating a crab!"

"Somebody help them!"

"I-it's not real, Nina, s-he's just try-ing to di-ditch us."

''Oh."

And Clockwork, who had managed to slip out of the way while those two were talking, walked towards to Jeff, who was making strange hand signs to her from the corner of the hallway. He was looking so stupid that she wanted to throw a punch to Jeff's face.

A friendly punch, of course.

"The fuck are you doing?"

Jeff, raising his left hand in the air, signaled Clockwork to stop. He seemed very excited and it was very obvious that he did not want to be interrupted.

"No need for shitty talk, we're here to talk business." 

Clockwork tied her sleeves together and put on a sarcastic expression.

"Get your head out of your ass, you don't have the capacity to sell drugs."

"The other business."

"Oh, right."

Jeff began to walk slowly here and there in the rather long corridor, it was dark unlike the other rooms. He had a very serious expression when he was constantly pacing, as if he needed to tell someone about a problem that he couldn't talk about. 

It was like he was going to make the biggest decision of his life.

"We must tell the others."

Clockwork spoke using an extremely soft tone of voice. She also knew that this was an extremely important situation and she didn't want to mess things up. This could be one of the biggest tasks that they shouldn't mess up; maybe even the biggest task they've ever undertaken in their lives before.

“No! I mean, no. It's too risky."

Jeff suddenly stopped walking where he was and began to look at Clockwork's face with a scared expression.

"There is no way, Jeff, if we want success in this task, then others must know!"

"There must be some other way!"

"There isn't!"

Jeff, who bent his head to the ground to avoid eye contact, muttered in a fearful way.

"What about the thing we talked earlier?"

"We can't, we've already talked the reasons!"

"We have to try!"

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?"

Neither Jeff nor Clockwork noticed Masky sneaking up behind them because they were both too busy yelling at each other.

Completely no different from a child who had been caught, the two murderers were looking at the proxy that entered the room. Masky, whose porcelain mask was surrounded by filth, was watching them as if waiting for an answer.

Damn it, they made too much noise, and their plans were ruined by their stupid moves, and the stupid Masky would immediately-

"Masky! Just the man I wanted to see!"

Ignoring Jeff, who extended his hand to shake hands with him, Masky walked to the Clockwork in calm but eerie silence. It was a fairly common reality for those staying at the mansion that Masky didn't have many loving thoughts for Clockwork.

He saluted with the same menacing air.

"Clockwork."

Clockwork, who received the greeting, was nervous like a cat who had seen water, there was no trace of her relaxed mood just a little earlier.

"Masky."

Annoyed that his hand was in the air while an uncomfortable silence was forming between them, Jeff lowered his hand in the hope that his foolish behavior had not been noticed. 

Jeff felt uneasy while Masky and Clockwork were busy threatening each other without needing to use words. He wanted to break this silence.

"Can you keep a secret, mysterious-masked-face?"

Masky's one eyebrow was raised in the air, questioning what he had fallen into. Keeping a secret from his master would definitely not even be the last thing he would do, but in order to find out their secret, he had to gain their trust first. He wasn't sure about the girl, but he was aware that the idiot called Jeff and he knew his mouth wasn't too tight.

This was going to be as easy as gambling with a baby.

"No, Jeff, that wasn't in the plan!"

While Clockwork was shouting with an angry expression, Jeff placed his hand on her shoulder in a reassuring manner to calm her down.

"Relax and trust me, Clocky, everything is under my control."

"If you screw this up, consider yourself dead, fucker."

Masky, who could not stand this nonsense any longer, impatiently tapped his foot on the floor.

"Spill it out."

Wearing a sincere smile, Jeff dramatically raised his hand in the air and spoke using an extremely serious sen tone.

"Tell me, Masky, have you ever wanted to be rich?"

Other parts

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[fanficshiddles]

The Call Of Fate, Chapter 19

The following few weeks were a huge range of emotions for Jade and Loki, but more so Jade. She went through hell and back on almost a daily basis. Loki being the only one that was able to bring her back from it.

It broke his heart seeing her so distraught, but trying to put on a brave face for the most part. He knew how much she was struggling.

Getting fitted for the wedding dress was one of the worst days.

Someone from Arthur’s estate had been sent with a dress to put on her and adjust as necessary. Jade not only hated the dress, it was so not her, it was revolting and uncomfortable. But she was scolded by the nasty old woman over her tattoos, piercings and hair. Told once again that she had to be rid of them. Even when Jade argued that it was too late for her tattoos, she would be left with big marks if she started the process, but she was told it would be better than the awful state of her skin as it was.

As soon as the old bat had left, Jade ran to the bathroom to be sick. Loki rushed after her after seeing her running down the corridor. It wasn’t the first time he’d found her puking after some kind of incident to do with the wedding.

He rubbed her back and held her hair out of the way for her until she felt better.

‘I hate you’re seeing me like this.’ She whispered as Loki wiped her face with a cloth. ‘So disgusting.’

Loki tucked her hair behind her ear. ‘You could never be disgusting, cupcake. Even if you wore a bin bag and had bin juice as perfume.’ Loki smirked.

Jade laughed a little and shook her head with a small smile. He always did manage to make her smile, even in her darkest moments.

She dragged herself up to her feet and went with Loki to get something to eat in the kitchen. Loki had been making sure she was eating plenty, as she seemed to forget to do so in all of her worry. Which was understandable. But she had to keep her strength up.

‘You know, I’ve been thinking.’ Loki announced loudly as he reheated some of Bruce’s leftover pasta for her.

‘Uh oh. That’s dangerous.’ Jade teased.

Loki narrowed his eyes at her momentarily.

‘What’s dangerous?’ Tony asked as he walked in with Clint.

‘Loki has been thinking.’ Jade said.

‘Uh oh. That is dangerous.’ Clint chuckled and sat down next to Jade at the island counter.

‘What’s on your mind, reindeer games?’ Tony asked.

‘Jade is so appallingly bad at cooking. Perhaps she mistakes a herb for poison while she cooks the prince a meal one night… I mean, we can vouch her cooking is bad, can’t we?’ Loki winked at her.

‘Hey! It’s not THAT bad… Is it?’ She whined.

Clint and Tony shrugged a bit sheepishly. ‘I mean… your Bolognese is ok… but you could do with some practice otherwise.’ Said Tony.

Jade crossed her arms over her chest and shook her head. ‘Thanks guys…’ She said sarcastically. ‘So as long as I don’t make bolognese I can fuck up any other recipe and get away with it?’

‘I’d say so.’ Loki grinned and slid the plate of pasta across the table to her with a fork.

‘Or just push him off the balcony after the wedding.’ Tony suggested as he grabbed a fork and stole some of her pasta. Loki glared daggers at him for doing so, but Jade just shook her head at him with a smile.

‘There’s a pool right underneath his balcony unfortunately… That thought has already crossed my mind.’ She said with a mouthful.

‘So you chuck in some sharks, that’ll do the trick.’ Clint said.

‘Filling it with acid would probably work quicker. Less chance of survival.’ Tony said.

‘Not as easy to do though.’ Clint countered.

‘Emptying the pool would do just as good.’ Loki shrugged.

‘I don’t think any of that would work, I’d be spotted too easily.’ Jade said.

‘I’ve got it!’ Clint announced loudly after everyone had fallen silent for a few minutes, making the other three jump. ‘Well it’s obvious. She just smothers him in his sleep with a pillow. Easy, no mess and no struggle.’

Jade laughed and facepalmed. ‘I appreciate the throwing ideas around, guys. But I’d rather not end up in prison for murder.’

‘You blame it on a maid.’ Tony shrugged.

‘I’d rather not have a poor maid chucked in prison either.’ She laughed lightly.

‘Hm. I guess not… Well, how would you like to come and watch us kick Loki’s ass in the training hall?’ Clint offered.

‘I think you’ll find it’s your ass that gets kicked.’ Loki growled at him.

‘If asses are being kicked, I don’t care who’s, I’m there to watch.’ Jade said as she put her plate in the sink.

‘I can assure you, cupcake. My ass is not one that will be kicked.’ Loki said firmly as he draped his arm over her shoulder as the four of them headed towards the hall.

But as they were walking, Tony literally kicked Loki in the ass, making him stumble forward a few steps. Jade and Clint howled with laughter while Tony ran off in another direction after the death stare Loki gave him, and he then ran after him, cursing at him on the way.

‘I’m so going to miss this.’ Jade said to Clint once she calmed down with her laughing.

Clint put his arm around her and gave her a squeeze. ‘You’ll still visit, you’re always going to be part of our family now.’

Jade smiled and nodded, trying not to think about it and hold back tears. ‘You… You will look after Loki for me, won’t you?’

Clint smiled. ‘Of course we will.’

‘I know he’s finding it hard too… considering how close we’ve gotten since I’ve been here.’ Jade said with a lump in her throat.

‘Don’t worry about him. I promise, we will look after him.’ Clint assured her. ‘You’ve got enough to be worrying about yourself.’

Jade nodded. ‘I know… But I do worry about him.’

Clint pulled her into him again for a proper hug this time and rubbed her back. They both froze though when they heard Tony screaming from somewhere in the compound, followed by a large smashing of a glass window.

Jade leaned back and looked at Clint. ‘I… think Loki found him.’

Clint scrunched his nose up and nodded. ‘Yeah, I’d say so.’

#tom hiddleston #loki #loki x ofc #fluffy loki #the call of fate

[xenderboyy]

*Toby Headcanons*

Personally for YEARSS now I’ve just had the hc that Toby was 5 '6 or 5' 7 because he's a short king and I think its funny so obvi it’s canon in my AU. I think he is actually canonly that height at 19 but i forget XD

Toby is 19 in this AU at the start and 25 by where the story line is atm. Ik shocking he's old af lmfao. Tho in my UA he only gets as tall as 5’7 ½.

Appearance-wise he looks fairly like canon, with curly hair and well a more normal skin colour lmfao(Not grey as originally described). He wears his usual hoodie and whatever pants he finds half the time the other half it's a navy zip-up, white t-shirt, and a Mack Orville Black/Stone Trucker - American Needle.

Toby has manic episodes and depressive episodes and deals with psychosis, this lead to him being diagnosed with Schizoaffective disorder (schizophrenia and bipolar) while also being diagnosed with general anxiety disorder. Though due to his paranoia symptoms, he refused treatment until later years in his life when he was under Slenderman control.

Toby remembers very little from his life before becoming a proxy though he does remember the fire as well as having a mother and sister though he doesn’t remember what they look like. When he tries to remember he becomes distressed and irritable.

Most of the time Toby is a sarcastic laid back guy with a sense of humour, though when manic he is irritable and hyper and when depressive he is quiet and avoids others.

He often tends to avoid being the one to kill if he's in a group, being fast and having a good upper arm he is usually the one to disable the victim's ability to get away and lets Masky finish them off or whoever he's with.

Though when alone He tries to get the job done as quickly as possible. Toby doesn’t feel bad but he doesn’t like doing it yk.

Toby likes to play video games but out of everything he plays COD the most. (call of duty)

He often is outside just walking around and in my AU he wasn’t caught since his house burnt down and they thought he did too so he goes out wearing a mask when he’s bored.

Because of the crash, Toby doesn’t like car drives, meaning he walks everywhere most of the time. The odd time though he will if he’s on his meds.

Toby can go days without sleeping and eating unintentionally because of his disorders so he is often complaining about being starving or exhausted.

Toby is friendly with most of the pastas though doesn’t really trust anyone but EJ, Clockwork, Maksy, Brian, and Jane. later he starts to warm up to BEN and Nina as well.

Like most the pastas, Toby has a phone he’s supposed to use for only communication, Though like most the others his age, he doesn’t. He often will go on pintrest and download memes just to send them to Masky just to annoy him. BEN and Toby will often send each other shit though and take the piss. (messing around for the non brits)

Thats all i can think of for now, any questions will be answered eventually. I might do either Jack or Masky next,

#creepypasta #ticci toby #creepypasta au #headcanon #alternate universe #ticci toby headcanons #creepypasta fanart #ticci toby fanart

[dreambones]

How did you come up with luka?

Honestly? Kind of at random? I never put much thought into Luka when I first made him afhdsj I just wanted to have an OC of my own for the Cuphead fandom when the game came out, and I had recently gotten into Object Head characters and saw it as a good excuse to have a no human oc.

(Also long post because I love rambling about my characters)

(Taken from the original post, back in October 2017)

"Anyway, here's Lucky, because I couldn't think of a cool name.

He's a magic 8 ball that doesn't really predicts others luck but instead influences them, either for good or bad. You just need to ask him to tell you your fortune, he'll shake his head and give you an answer that will affect your luck. He's an adorkable, sarcastic, classy but clumsy dude that loves messing around but won't harm others.

And that's it, hopefully, I'll draw more of this fella in the future, it was relaxing."

At the time I had been in the Creepy Pasta fandom for a while and was not enjoying it as much (too much drama and hostility in my opinion) so I wanted to make a silly, sarcastic, charming character to change things I bit. I don't know how I got to the Magic 8 ball head, but the outfit was sort of inspired by 20s carnivals sort of uniforms? I really just put everything together rather roughly and picked the floating hands because I was struggling to draw arms and I really liked how expressive RGB from The Property of Hate was, so I wanted to try the floating hands too.

He has had a lot of slow development since then, and Fizz helped me lots with his current attire (it was Fizz idea to add magenta to his color palette).

At some point, he also turned from a character that was just fun to draw, to a character who I gave a lot of qualities that I wish I was more like. I guess you could say Luka is partly the parts of myself I have more fun with and aspire to be more like in my life (the positive traits, not the tricking people and all that).

I guess the way I came up with Luka is a mix of, random elements plus growing and changing as I do too. I never planned to get so attached to this character, but he is probably part of the ones I'm most happy I ended up making.

#CDDWTD #Cuphead: DDWTD #Cuphead Dont Deal with the Devil #CDDWTD OC #CDDWTD Luka Sven #tw: cigarettes #tw: smoking #ask box #anon

[alarabalik]

𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 ....    

full name: Alara Balik  (ciswoman & she/her) 

nicknames: Ally, Prom Queen (old high school nickname)

age & date of birth: 32 years old / March 2th, 1992 ( Pisces )

status: single

family: Ela Balik (daughter, 6years old)

where does she live: Bear Valley

time living in town:  +/- all her life

occupation:  owner/manager of Brews & Bites cafe

positive traits: loyal, charming, observant, reliable, caring, humorous.

negative traits: bossy, headstrong, ruminative, tenacious, sarcastic, opinionated. ​

inspo: pinterest ​// brews & bites cafe  // connections 

FULL BIO HERE.

EXTRAS.

huge coffee lover, has insane amounts daily and always smells of freshly made coffee mixed with vanilla & mint.

cleans when frustrated.

likes wearing a lot of denim and leather pieces ( blouses,jeans,skirts... ) alongside ankle and croc-embossed boots ( or heels ) because she feels taller. overall she’s a true northern fashion icon most of the time :)

a total mom friend and momma bear. 

doesn’t tolerate nonsense or mean people for no reason so she’ll be quick to give you a smarty pants comment.

doesn’t like admitting she’s in the wrong.

goes a little crazy during superbowl season because she adores american football.

has a horse that her grandpa gifted her when she turned 18 and his name is GOLDIE :) she still loves going on rides with him on the weekends while her sister watch over her 6 year old.

excellent at bar games , especially pool and darts , so it’s definitely her biggest party trick.

still cries like a baby when mufasa dies and susan forgets about narnia. 

loves coffee, pasta, red wine, leather pieces of clothing, carrie underwood, baking, comedy movies, hiking, rain showers, slow dancing, scented candles, cold beer, people who make her laugh, denim jeans, whiskey, corny pick up lines, cinnamon hot chocolate, romantic gestures, sunrises and sunsets, line dancing, yoga, american football, country music, horses, snow, bar games.

#anchorageintro

[sarcastic-pasta-games]

#wireland #glitch in the system #sarcastic pasta games #jacksepticeye #Youtube

[liminalmemories21]

Another Tag Game

tagged by @redshirt2. Thanks!

Name: liminalmemories21

Location: East Coast, USA

Astrological Sign: Sagittarius

What's a TV show or movie you plan to re-watch this year? We're still rewatching our way through Doctor Who - have finally made it to the Peter Capaldi Doctor which were seasons we never watched because we gave up (because Steven Moffat). Goal is to make it through the timeline before the new season airs in May (very excited about Ncuti Gatwa's Doctor - also Russell T. Davies writing again)

Whats a book or fic you will probably re-read this year? Currently rereading (relistening to) Red White and Royal Blue because I'm cranky and RWRB is soothing.

What is a song you will likely continue to play on repeat? I've been relistening to old playlists lately, so Melissa Etheridge maybe?

What's a tasty treat you look forward to eating more of this year? hmmm, pasta maybe? I think I need more pasta in my life.

What's a time sink that you will continue to sink time into this year? AO3 and Tumblr

Did you pick up any habits in 2023 that you plan to continue? not any good ones

What's your toxic trait? Under reacting to things (my partner over reacts - mostly we balance each other out, but sometimes it gets messy)

What is a coping mechanism you will continue to indulge in this year? reading and writing fic

Tell me something you like about how you look! I'm quite fond of my tits. I'm shallow sometimes.

Give me at least three adjectives describing things you like about yourself. thoughtful, generous, sarcastic

tagging @wtfuckevenknows, @freneticfloetry, @jesuisici33, @rmd-writes, @paperstorm, @carlos-tk

#contains me #tag game

[negative-speedforce]

for Siv & Hailey and Jay & Cassandra relationship ask game #s 3, 4, 5, 9, 11, 14, 15, 19, 25, & 34 (it's a lot sorry! lol)

3. It’s late at night and your characters want food, what do they order/find in the fridge?

SivLey at Siv's place- half a can of tomato sauce in the fridge and a bag of Takis (they order out from Siv's favorite Mexican place)

SivLey at Hailey's- An entire fridge full of delicious ingredients. Hailey will cook some kind of delicious pasta or something.

Jayssandra- Jay bakes, Cassandra cooks. If they're particularly tired, though, they order pizza or Indian food.

4. What’s a typical Sunday like for them?

SivLey: Lazing around and watching Star Trek, or beating the shit out of each other as their hero/villain alter egos.

Jayssandra: Cooking something delicious and snuggling.

5. What’s their love language like? Are they compatible with one another?

Hailey: Physical Touch

Siv: Acts of Service

Jay: Words of Affirmation

Cassandra: Gifts

9. What’s the most difficult thing they’ve been through together?

Sivley: Siv finding out the truth about their origins. There was a lot of fighting, existential crises, and threatened calls to emergency services during that time because let's just say Siv's already violently self-destructive tendencies got amped up to 11.

Jayssandra: The aftermath of Jay's injuries. Jay was too proud to ask for help, he didn't know how to use his wheelchair, and Cassandra kept making him feel infantilized by trying to help him when he didn't need it. They had to take a break for a few weeks during that time, but came out stronger because of it.

11. Who causes the most arguments?

Sivley: Siv.

Jayssandra: Cassandra.

14. How would they describe one another if asked?

Siv (about Hailey): Fearless, sexy, strong, straightforward, antisocial

Hailey (about Siv): Bold, stubborn, violently self-destructive, brave, passionate

Jay (about Cassandra): Coolheaded, willful, stoic, soft, sarcastic

Cassandra (about Jay): Empathetic, prideful, people-pleaser, silly

15. What names are they saved as on each other’s phone?

SivLey: "Siv T." and "Hailey <3"

Jayssandra: "Jason Darling" and "Babe"

19. It’s raining, did either of your OCs bring an umbrella? If so, who, and do they share it?

Due to the fact that E-2002's Central City is located on Puget Sound and therefore Siv is a PNW native, they never really use an umbrella, because she's used to the rain. Hailey is also used to the rain, because she's British, but she dislikes her hair getting soaked so she usually brings an umbrella and shares it with Siv.

Jay and Cassandra usually bring their own umbrellas, since Jay's wheelchair is too big to fit entirely under the canopy.

25. Pick a physical attribute that they love about each other.

Hailey loves Siv's eyes. She could stare into them for hours, how the little flecks of red and gold seem to swirl in with their natural blue-grey.

Siv loves Hailey's body. Hailey is significantly taller and bigger than her, so she can completely curl around them in bed, staving off potential nightmares and flashbacks.

Jay loves Cassandra's hair. He thinks it's beautiful, whether she has it tied down in a protective hairstyle or if she has it loose. He thinks it makes her look like a goddess.

Cassandra loves Jay's smile. His big, goofy, gap-teethed grin could light up the very sky to her, and she'll even break her cold, stoic facade to make him smile.

34. Who is more stubborn?

SivLey: Surprisingly, Hailey

Jayssandra: Cassandra

#ask revan #oc shit #vexic :D

[magic-hcs]

Hii Sora!! I absolutely love your interpretation of the characters!! congrats on the 200 followers, and it's very sweet of u to do match-ups! I hope you're doing well :D

Multiple matches is fine, and I don't mind poly! do whatever u want :)

Gender: Genderqueer

Pronouns: Any!

Sexuality: Omnisexual

Appearance: I'm tall, broad, chubby, i have short n shaggy light brown hair, blue eyes, i wear glasses, i have acne scars, and a few piercings. I have a deep voice with a slight southern accent. my clothing style could be described as grunge and y2k

Personality: introverted, loyal, quiet but talkative at home, sarcastic, a bit intimidating, blunt, hardworking, compassionate, silly, and confident

Soul Trait: Integrity

Hobbies: cooking, drawing, painting, singing, playing piano, studying, finding new music, and playing video games

Likes: music of all kinds, rainy days while staying inside, fidget toys, fluffy blankets, cartoons, candles, learning about random topics, early mornings, pasta, sweets, those so obviously fake that it's funny ghost videos, comedy, storytelling, dogs, cats, and other animals

Dislikes: unexpected loud noises, crowds, arguing, certain textures/sounds (I got sensory issues), and bigotry

Hope that's good, thank you so much!! ^_^

I’m happy you enjoy my interpretations of the boys! Also thank you! I’m doing well, I hope you’re doing well too. Thank you for being patient!

Matchups are closed!

~~matching…~~matching~….~matching~~…~DING~

You match with Mastiff and Red!

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(SF Papyrus) Mastiff:

Your compassion, bluntness and confidence drew Mastiff to you. But your silliness and loyalty made him stay. Loyalty is a big thing to Mastiff after all, he has a hard time opening u0 to people because of his trust issues. So you being loyal will definitely aid you in the journey of cracking open Mastiff’s guarded shell.

Mastiff is one of those guys who has an intimidating resting bitch face who doesn’t react a lot with his face and instead with his body language. But he’s also that kind of guy who would snort at a fart joke and create chaos with his gremlin tendencies. So when you’re friends or even more, you’ll be getting the honor of seeing this side of him often.

Snorts whenever you get sarcastic, he’s just watching from the sidelines almost eating popcorn as you direct your sarcastic remarks at others. He doesn’t mind if you direct those comments at him, Razzle is a sarcastic ass so it won’t offend him.

Mastiff is not really talkative, he listens more often. Sometimes throwing in a few words but he mostly just enjoys listening to you talking about everything and nothing.

You two often play video games together, sometimes Coal decides to insert himself in your video gaming sessions just for fun, or to tease and be a menace to his brother when Mastiff has a crush on you he has yet to acknowledge.

You got a free taste tester right here if you ever decide to make something new. Mastiff never passes up a good meal, nor does he waste it!

He’s quite interested in those fidget toys you got. He has tried a few out and thinks Coal would really enjoy them too. Whenever he spots some new kind of fidget toys he takes it with him and gives them to you.

Mastiff will always make sure that Razzle talks a bit softer when you’re around because Razzle can be one very loud boy when he isn’t conscious of his own volume.

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(UF Sans) Red:

With Red too, loyalty is very important. Without it one can’t get very far with Red.

He likes your silly attitude and likes to joke around with you. This man will legitimately snatch a taste from the food you’re making when you’re not looking.

Red likes to watch you play the piano, he can’t help but be enthralled with the way your fingers move across the keys. The moment you offer to teach him and lay your hands upon his Red’s a goner.

You two are so competitive when playing video games. It doesn’t after if you’re not competitive normally, Red is capable of pressing the buttons that make you competitive.

You two often cackle at those horribly fake ghost videos. Be prepared for Red to bash and roast everything. He’s a bit of a video nerd, don’t mind him.

Red doesn’t like crowds too, so with him you don’t have to be worried about having to be forced into a crowd because he can just shortcut you guys to a more calming place.

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I hope you enjoyed!

#200 followers matchup event #matchup event #matchup #undertale #papyrus #sans #undertale x reader #papyrus x reader #sans x reader #swapfell #swapfell x reader #swapfell papyrus x reader #swapfell papyrus #mastiff #underfell #underfell sans #underfell x reader #underfell sans x reader #red

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

hello! :D I'd like to request a matchup for genshin, honkai star rail, and demon slayer. please and thank you! 🫶

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: Asexual + Greyromantic

Zodiac/MBTI: Libra/INFJ

Appearance: I'm 5'1. My hair is a darkish-brown with light brown streaks, and I have a long whispy layered pixie cut. I have a triangle + mesomorphic body type. I have olive-toned skin. My eyes are brown, and I have eyebags. I have a birthmark on my right arm that's in the shape of a key. I have a beauty mark on one of my ear lobes (I also have quite a few on my arms). I wear glasses. What I hear people say a lot when complimenting my appearance, is that I look cute and very pretty. I'm also told that I have an RBF but then others say I don't, so..🤷‍♀️.

Personality: I'm just going to list a bunch of traits, so I apologize 🥲. Nice, independent, caring, articulate, calm, clever, intelligent, compassionate, deep, empathetic, friendly, gentle, humble, genuine, forgiving, hard-working, humorous, disciplined, helpful, insightful, intuitive, kind-hearted, reliable, logical, loyal, mature, observant, methodical, patient, realistic, selfless, reflective, sweet, responsible, wise, emotionally strong, accepting, supportive, complex, quiet, awkward, reserved, straightforward, sarcastic, self-concious, shy, tired, blunt, brutally-honest, gullible, procrastinator, lonely. I also struggle with things mentally, such as; anxiety, depression, low-self esteem, trauma. I'm also a perfectionist, overall very hard on myself. I'm also someone who cares very deeply for my friends and close relatives, I would do anything for them.

Likes: Going for walks, hanging out with friends, deep conversations, blankets, the night sky, sunrises and sunsets, astronomy, psychology, literature, ancient history, nature, browsing, window shopping, sweets, pasta dishes, traveling, art, exploring, cats and dogs, music, fruit (😩), coffee and tea, laughing, joking around, stormy weather, learning more about the things that interest me, to clean willingly.

Dislikes: Waffles 🤢, alcohol (for personal reasons), centipedes, anything that makes someone not redeemable (or someone that's just a terrible person overall), hot weather, people not listening or understanding what I'm saying, being watched or stared at.

Hobbies: Painting, ceramics, playing video games, reading, listening to music and occasionally podcasts.

Extra: My enneagram is 5w4. I scare the daylight out of people because of how quiet I am 💀. My main love language is quality time.

Hi Anon! Thank you for your request! I hope you like your matchups!

In Genshin Impact, I match you with...

You and Mona definitely have stargazing in common! She loves that you're interested in one of her main passions. It makes her feel more connected to you when she can share that interest.

Stargazing dates where she tells you everything she can about the stars. Whether you're interested in the legends behind the constellations, the scientific stuff behind the stars, or just learning the names of different stars, she's the person to go to.

Definitely gets where you're coming from with being an over-achiever. Mona's also a bit of a perfectionist so she knows the pressure that can put on you.

If she sees the indicators that you're starting to get overwhelmed by your commitments, Mona knows some good techniques for getting your mind off whatever's bothering you.

A really good listener and very attentive. If there's anything bothering you, she's there to lend an ear and help you work though it.

Enjoys listening to music with you. She's open to pretty much any type of music so whatever you play, she'll give a chance.

Thinks you're very clever with your ceramic skills. If you make something for her, she'll treasure it forever, putting it somewhere she'll see it every day.

In Honkai Star Rail, I match you with...

You and Gepard would get along really well! You both have similar personalities; honest and loyal, but also perfectionists.

Gepard cares deeply about people in general (he would be in the career he is otherwise) but when it's someone like you, that gets multiplied.

You could ask pretty much anything of him, and as long as it's within his power, he'll do what you ask. I see his love language as acts of service and quality time. He just wants to reassure you that his feelings are true.

Coffee buddies! This guy absolutely drinks a ton of coffee everyday to keep him going. Knows your order off by heart so whenever he's getting a coffee before meeting up with you, he'll get you one as well.

I see Gepard as someone who also dislikes alcohol mostly because of the amount of drunkards he has to deal with on a daily basis so he can certainly respect the fact that you don't like it.

Would love to have a stargazing date with you. He'll pack a picnic and find a good spot where you can see as much of the sky as possible.

Doesn't know much about the stars but he'd love to listen to you talk about it. He's a good listener so you never have to worry about losing his interest.

Will pick up books based on your interests. Whether they're on astronomy, psychology, ceramics, or food, he'll remember all of your interests and find books about them that he thinks you would enjoy reading.

In Demon Slayer, I match you with...

I think Zenitsu is you best fit because you would bring out the best in each other.

I think Zenitsu might feel a bit insecure at times about whether he's a good person. He knows how you feel about people who are irredeemable and he worries sometimes that he falls into that category because of his cowardice.

Please reassure him that you do care about him. If he hears it from you, he'll feel a bit better. The thoughts are still there but instead of making him insecure, they'll slowly push in towards improving his short fallings.

Pays really close attention to you when you're talking about your interests. He wants to be able to support you in everything you do, and the best way he thinks he can do that is by researching your interests so he can talk about them with you.

Loves watching you make ceramics and paint. He finds it relaxing, and he gets to watch you do something you enjoy. Zenitsu thinks you look the prettiest when you're concentrating on something you enjoy doing.

Another one who loves stargazing dates! Although he tends to spend most of the time staring at you instead. He doesn't mean for it to be creepy! He just thinks the moonlight accentuates your best features.

If there's anything you tell him to do to support you when you're having a bad mental health day, he's all over it! Need a hug? He's on it! Just want him to keep you company for a while? You got it! Want him to go out and get your favourite food? He's already out the door! Don't worry, he knows your order off by heart!

#writing #fanfic #matchup #matchup request #request #genshin impact #mona #honkai star rail #gepard landau #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #zenitsu