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robinsleeping · 3 months
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Tim “the cowl ages me 20 years” Drake
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arrowheadedbitch · 8 months
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Konner runs into Tim's room and starts yelling at him for committing atrocities and "how could you do this! What happened to your code! There were civilians there! I thought I knew you!" Yknow, the works. And Tim's like
What are you talking about
And Conner gets all angrier and he's yelling at tim and stuff
And then tim just kinda sighs and pulls a little whiteboard out of his desk that has "Days since an evil version of myself has fucked shit up" or something like that and he erases the number under and puts 0 and is just like "Okay, let's go" super unenthusiastically . He sounds so tired and done with it.
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yjcorefourenjoyer · 2 months
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Photo evidence part 5
Tim had a system.
Get up, check the photo evidence account for crimes to send to the GCPD, go to school, Ignore everything, go home, then go out to follow the Bats (while getting more evidence at the same time). it was efficient, it worked well and he even found time to eat and relax.
Sadly he had to stop this system for a bit to spend on getting stuff for his debut, and finally after a week+ he’d had just gotten enough blackmail and evidence and Reputation to go after a big (Evil) CEO who was visiting Gotham for only one week.
this was his chance! He would’ve sent out the info when the CEO left the city and country and then the people would know that Gotham, and the people who live in it, were his! To let people know that whoever crosses Gotham crosses Photo evidence. And that Photo evidence can end your career no matter where you are, can let the police know every. Single. Secret. You have, in SECONDS.
See Tim had sent a few public anonymous threats message to this CEO’s security team. Then paid a few street kids to spreed the info that it was Photo evidence that did it. he’d even personally gone out and got some huge dirt on the guy, Seriously just one time shut the blinds when you do something illegal!
Then his Cameras (people who send photos to his account) had gotten the memo that this guy was the target. He’s got more blackmail than he thought he would. But hey, why wouldn’t he? Gotham knows that the people he goes after are bad, and the fact that they can get the evidence themselves proves it. (And proves how willing Gothamites are to get on rooftops like he knew it was easy, he does it all the time, but shouldn’t Batman or Robin spot one of them at lest once?)
Tim was gonna let ALL the info out in three day. Ruining this CEO’s life, make him an example for what’s to come. He’s just hoping that Batman and Robin don’t find out and stop him…
(It doesn’t mean anything that lately he’s been hearing rumors that Batman has gotten a little aggressive, and had been patrolling alone…..
But that’s not unnatural! Maybe Robin had just got hurt… it doesn’t matter that he’d hadn’t.. actually… seen the new Robin, Jason, in a while… He had been busy on this project for over a month now and hasn’t got a chance to stalk them, But surely Jason’s alright? There’s no need to worry-)
“-Right?”
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brokenstar28 · 5 months
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Sleep Deprived #4
Jason: Ever wonder what would happen if you sneezed while eating a cheese stick?
Tim: It creates a cheese explosion that shoots out of your nose. It goes everywhere.
Damian: How do you know that?
Tim: Don't ask.
Jason: I was joking...
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sepiawizarddetective · 5 months
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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Dick: I will not let you down.
Damian: Sounds fun.
Cass: K.
Steph: No, I'm fucking not.
Jason: Do I have to be?
Tim: Please god, I am so tired.
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quotidian-oblivion · 1 year
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Jasonothy
Tim was sneaking in the middle of the night, hella sleep-deprived, looking for coffee.
He stopped in the kitchen's doorway, scrunching his eyes to look at who was cooking inside the room through his blurry vision.
The figure turned to look at him. "Fucking- What the fuck are you doing here, Replacement?"
Tim closed his eyes in a long blink.
"Damn, you're really out of it, huh? Back to bed, now, come on."
"Nuh-" Tim tried to protest.
"No, you are going to bed, Timothy Jackson Drake. You are not going to ruin my alone time."
Someone pushed him out of the kitchen. Tim didn't like that. He wanted his coffee. "Nuh-uh. No. I want-" The figure didn't stop pushing him. "Stop," he slurred, his lips heavy.
"Damn, how are you even standing right now?"
"Stop, Ja-" Tim whined. "Jasonothy," he said firmly. "Stop."
Finally, the pushing did stop. So Tim got down on the floor and curled up. Like one logically would.
"What the fuck?" the figure whispered.
"Go get me purple cookies, Jasonothy," Tim yawned. Then he promptly fell asleep.
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mcuxhp777 · 1 month
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Ed: Is this yours
*Damian clinging on his leg*
Bruce: Yes, I was wondering where he went
Ed: *Sighs* It's the third time this week
Bruce: You try raising four children
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hollowshadow2 · 1 year
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Making Batfam into that I’ve said with family or friends
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Any interviewer - oh are they adopted (to any batkid except Damian
Bruce- just a little
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Jason - stop judging how I died dad!
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Tim- dead pan stare* I need to keep up with the kool-aid man lore
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Bruce- ok how many times have you licked Scotland?
Steph- enough
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Cass speaking sign language*
Duke- can you repeat that in a different accent I can’t understand sign when it’s in a purple accent
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Tim- do you ever just want to join a cult
Babs- omg stop joining cults this is the 8th time this week and it’s just Monday!
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Bonus
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Jason- dick I swear to good if I turn the corner and your in a pose that makes it look like you broke your bones
Dick- sits making it look like he broke his bones*
Jason- …throws pencil at dick’s leg*
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i hear your constantly sleep deprived tim drake. allow me to raise you one sleep deprived BUT prone to napping/passing out tim drake.
after a 72 hour mission, with no sleep, tim finishes up his report at the bat computer, stands up, takes three steps to the left, and curls into a ball on the floor and sleeps right there. Bruce finds him and moves him to somewhere more comfy.
alternatively, when he’s stressed and doesn’t want anyone to bother him, Tim finds the most inconvenient, out of sight place to nap so he can get back to work once he’s done. unfortunately sometimes he gets caught.
Jason: Why is Tim in the tea cabinet?
Dick: He’s tired, leave him be. I think this is the first time he’s slept in like two days.
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Damian: Father, why is Drake currently unconscious in the cave under the medical gurneys?
Bruce: He likes it there.
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i just like the idea that the family just rolls with it and accepts it as one of his many quirks. maybe even young justice gang gets in on it and is like oh yeah that’s tim for ya.
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charlietheepicwriter7 · 5 months
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Jason Todd, the Red Hood, breaking into Titan's Tower: ...What'd ya got there? Tim Drake, holding a de-aged Danny on his hip, four days awake: Coffee.
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Bruce: There’s my little babies!! Do you guys want some cookies?? I love you all so so much!!
Bruce’s children, covered in blood and all holding multiple weapons that are also covered in blood: Yeah!
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robinsleeping · 4 months
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Tim Drake once said:
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arrowheadedbitch · 8 months
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Tim, after explaining the most gruesome and unhinged plan to ever exist: Any questions?
Kon: You terrify me.
Tim: That wasn't a question.
Kon: Right, sorry
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flamingpudding · 6 months
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Fictober23 Prompt: 26 - "Honestly, why would I care?"
Fandom: DPxDC
Rating: G
Warnings: -
A/N: A quick short one, inspired by a TikTok video I saw. Also as always... I am impatient in posting it.
"You're not my dad, yet."
"Get out of the spaceship. I am your dad, Phantom."
"You're not my dad."
"I am your Dad. The papers are already submitted! Get out of the spaceship."
"I am in a spaceship and you're not."
"I will literally drag you out of the damned space ship."
"No! I'm literally in a spaceship, you're not. You are not my dad."
"Literally get out of the spaceship. It's rude to others!"
"Tell me it's rude, I don't give a fuck!"
The bat kids exchanged amused glances. Red Robin and Spoiler had their phones out filming the entire situation. Red Hood was already downed, laughing to the point that his gut started hurting. Nightwing tried to be polite and not laugh but his shoulders were shaking. It was only a matter of time before he would break two. Black Bat was also shaking in silent laughter while Signal watched on, torn between horror, amusement and worry. Robin had his arms crossed watching stoically but for some reasons was sporting a proud smirk.
"Shouldn't you kids try to help Batman?" Superman next to them carefully asked his eyes going back and forth between Batman's kids and the ongoing situation before them.
"And ruin Phantom's mood? Do you have any idea how hard it was to even make him leave the lab? This is the first time in days that I am seeing him smile. Do not ruin his good mood." Robin countered, giving the hero a quick glare before eyes turning back to his father and phantom still arguing.
"Besides, this is the first time we get to see B arguing with a little kid like this. None of us managed to drive him to that point yet." Nightwing added grinning.
"How long has it been since B had submitted the adoption papers?" Red Robin asked, looking at them over his shoulder, his handy camera focused on the phantom who now had started to stick his tongue out and blow raspberries at Batman as an argument point.
"Two days." Signal answered easily, finally deciding to be just amused with the situation.
"Phantom! Get out now!"
"Over my already dead body!"
"And how long since B had actually slept?" Spoiler questioned next in between giggles.
"He's been working on Phantom's case without sleep for four days now." Nightwing grinned. "I will add Phantom claiming a spaceship to the methods on how to get B of the Batcomputer."
"Will you at least do something? You're the one that usually mainly uses it!" Superman turned towards Martian Manhunter only for the other hero to shrug.
"Honestly, why would I care? As Robin said, Phantom appears to enjoy his time quite a lot. And considering what he had gone through, who would I be to ruin it for such a young hero?"
"Phantom!"
"NO!"
"We gotta send this to Agent A later!" Jason gasped between his laughter. Nightwing's phone pinged with a message from Oracle and the eldest Bat kid showed it to the others with a bright grin.
"Already done. O is giving him a live feat of this on the Batcomputer."
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brokenstar28 · 5 months
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Sleep Deprived 1-4
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Tim: My fart is burping!
Jason: Yupitizz.
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Tim: I miss my spleen...
Jason: What happened to your spleen?
Damian: Grandfather has it on his spleen shelf.
Jason: What the...
*Tim walking out of the room*
Damian: What are you doing Drake?
Tim: I WANNA BANANA!!!
*Tim stats crying*
Jason: ...It's...It's ok Tim...I'll...I'll get you a banana.
Tim's eyes shining with hope: And a Llama?
Jason: And a Llama.
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Tim: Ok, There is a pack of wolves and there is another pack of wolves and one is trying to take over the other's territory. Then there are ninjas that kidnap me, I turn into a cat and there is this monster and we get free then I find my evil brother who is a wizard and he kidnapped my older sister and tried to turn her evil with this dark-magic sword then-
Damian: I really don't want to hear this story.
Tim: Then the ninjas come back and-
Damian: There are ninjas?
Tim: Yes. From the beginning.
Damian: *starting to walk away*
Tim: Listen! LISTEN!!!
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Jason: Ever wonder what would happen if you sneezed while eating a cheese stick?
Tim: It creates a cheese explosion that shoots out of your nose. It goes everywhere.
Damian: How do you know that?
Tim: Don't ask.
Jason: I was joking...
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thief-of-eggs · 2 months
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Everyone to Kon: No one wants your man
Kon: practically hissing as he shields his little wet rat from view- Yes they do!!
Everyone to Tim: Everyone wants your man
Tim: calmly raising a brow as people openly flirt with Kon- Trust me, no they don’t
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