#soma is- actually I don’t even

[somaticmilk]

I hope your dog shits in your pillow.

WHA- WHAT DID I DO??

#soma says #Hey Vex vex.. #okay seriously though we need to have a talk about your liked posts.. #soma says truth. #soma is- actually I don’t even #that like.. #oh my god.. #milk..??

[thatgirlonstage]

Okay I’m too tired to keep listening to Dark Heir but I’ve got a whole bus ride home so I’m going to spin Black Butler thoughts at you all.

(Idk how coherent this is, I’m sorry if it’s rambly my brain is SO dead but it wants to Talk so)

I’m thinking about… the gradual build of Sebastian’s fear that he could actually lose Ciel, as we go:

The asthma attack in Circus Arc: not ultimately serious, but a danger to Ciel’s wellbeing Sebastian had not been aware of and cannot easily fix

The fight on the Campania, where Sebastian is very seriously injured himself, to the point where he’s in danger of losing Ciel to Undertaker because he can’t physically stop him from being taken,

Which leads into THIS fucking moment in school arc:

which is entirely fueled by Sebastian’s fear that Undertaker will snatch Ciel out from under him, AGAIN, because he did it before

AND THEN GREEN WITCH ARC HAPPENS, where Sebastian gets within literal minutes of losing Ciel to the gas, and WOULD HAVE if Sieglinde hadn’t been there or hadn’t been willing to help them

And still in Green Witch Arc, even AFTER Ciel has physically survived, Sebastian nearly loses him anyway because he backslides so dramatically into a PTSD episode that it nearly voids their contract

All of which is why by the time you get to the Blue Cult Arc, Sebastian is so genuinely afraid he might not be able to protect Ciel that the scent of blood from a single needle prick makes him do. This.

And now, with bizarre dolls getting ever more advanced and better at hiding from Sebastian’s senses and the whole police force mobilized against them, I’m very ready for Sebastian in Brighton to be doing everything short of wrapping Ciel in 19th century bubble wrap. I’ll frankly be shocked if he lets Ciel out of his sight for more than five minutes.

But the thing is. The thing is. Narratively, there isn’t much further you can ratchet up the stakes for Sebastian (at least until you get to the moment of truth with the contract and eating his soul, which is a different conversation). Ciel being put in danger or hurt again isn’t going to do all that much to alter their relationship at this point. Sebastian is already about as whipped as the poor guy can get.

What would be a change, is Ciel nearly losing Sebastian.

There’s been—for obvious reasons—much less risk and fear on that front. There has been some build for it:

Red Butler Arc, encountering reapers, Ciel sees Sebastian fight an enemy who can actually hold their own against him for the first time (and while I don’t think this is confirmed, I suspect Grell’s chainsaw eating his shoulder is the first time Ciel sees him get injured for real (as opposed to allowing himself to get shot and playing dead just for the sake of being a dramatic bitch))

Curry Arc, Agni successfully fights Sebastian to a tie (which is why I’m VERY interested to see if Soma turns back up in the Brighton arc as well, feat. angry Kali powers)

[The murder arc is a fake out, because Ciel knows he’s fine the whole time]

On the Campania, Ciel sees him get very badly injured. This is the one and only time Ciel has real cause to fear for Sebastian’s safety, as such.

And since then, while Sebastian isn’t quite untouchable, he hasn’t really suffered any serious injury or physical danger to himself. There have been defeats or fights that didn’t end perfectly for him—such as the school arc fight—but Sebastian hasn’t been existentially threatened. Ciel, I think, still has pretty high confidence that worst case scenario, Sebastian can always just pick him up and make a run for it (indeed, part of the reason things got so bad on the Campania was because they were trapped on a boat). And even if Sebastian couldn’t save him, Ciel—to the extent it’s even occurred to him—doesn’t have a lot of reason to think he couldn’t save himself.

This is now the second time Ciel has lost everything—his title, his name, his home, his safety, his dignity and respect. The first time was worse, obviously, but he’s got to be feeling the similarities.

The first time, Sebastian pulled him out of his despair by offering him the power to escape.

Now, the second time, he at least still has Sebastian by his side. A Sebastian who is going to be laser-focused on protecting Ciel from all possible threats.

But what happens if Ciel thinks he might lose Sebastian too?

#black butler #sebaciel #black butler meta #god I’m so ready for Brighton to be UNHINGED

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Third Imposter: Undertaker

Dressed in the gray suit

Undertaker is called onto the ship when the number of the dead begins to rise

Immediately cleared of any suspicion he’s expected to be a neutral party

Nutty but mostly neutral

Whether you don’t mind his morbid humor or you think it highly inappropriate

He’s planning to spend as much time with you as humanely possible

"Where ya' runnin' off to now Lieutenant? Can't I join ya?"

Even if the lieutenant and the Mortician don’t usually spend time together

But alas his laughter is the best payment and for someone with morbid humor like his 

He doesn’t mind lending a hand to the alien or galactic crime syndicate imposters

Especially if it gives him a good laugh

But the best way to have his help is by making sure his beloved lieutenant is beside him in the nosebleeds:

“Another body found…where was everyone?”

The body was in navigation. But as the only acting authority left it was up to you to continue the primary mission of ejecting the imposter. Your crew has dwindled into a smaller number since you and the captain began the elimination process; in which the majority decided who to be ejected for their crimes as imposters. Autopsies show that at least one of these imposters had been caught through this method. Now all that was left was to find their partner that continued to jeopardize the Skeld’s mission. 

“I was in electric with Ciel and Sebastian…”

The small voice of Elizabeth or more commonly known as  “Lizzy” twiddled her pink-gloved hands, shuffling her feet. At her testament, Sebastian and Ciel nodded their heads. The man in the black suit spoke with that ever-familiar smirk.

“While we were working on tasks, I did see Soma and Agni run by.” His crimson eyes trailed to the prince and his guard in their purple and green suits. “And seeing as neither are dead, I’d commend their innocence.”

You had nothing against that statement, you looked towards the agent in the grey suit–William Spears. He claimed to have been working on firing asteroids saying he ran into Claude Faustus who he thought was suspicious. Claude quite quickly refuted the statement with his own suspicions. They continued to bicker, making you sigh as you turned to the crewmate in white. 

Ash was an odd one…he was personally your top suspect. Too many times had he fumbled his location or left repairs undone. Too many times had he come to the defense of the ejected imposter promising that he was simply fooled but you thought otherwise. But even when you brought your concerns to your captain he was adamant in his defense.

“Lieutenant! I don’t want to hear this again! Ash has proven his innocence to both me and the mortician. I just wish you would realize the same.”

“I’m just sharing the observations I’ve made–”

“Lieutenant, I understand you want to be proactive but remember you are my student. And it’s entirely normal to make impulsive decisions.”

“But–”

“No! For as long as I’m captain you will not be bothering this agent! Do you understand it?”

“Fine.”

But your captain was dead…and you were in charge. Still, you were willing to hear him out if only for the nail in the coffin of your conviction. 

“I was busy, looking at the map and I think I stopped near what’s it called–ah navigation, yes!” 

You nodded turning to the next person. You had to keep it quiet until you were prepared to drop the info. 

Next was Hannah who said that she was organizing files in the command office. You weren’t alarmed when others asked their questions. She did seem to hesitate when Ciel further interrogated her but you guessed that was just how she talks. 

“So…where was the body actually?”

The meeting room was overtaken by a pregnant silence as they all looked at you. You let your eyes go to Ash as you spoke watching how the man’s pale face flashed a glare in your direction.

“The body was found in…navigation.”

Immediately an influx of accusations flew across the room. As everyone fought for and against Ash. You refused to participate, mirroring the behavior of your captain as a silent executioner and regulator as everyone made their decisions. With arguments coming to a head the ones on the chopping block were Ash and Hannah who so far had no other witnesses or reason not to eject either. 

Ciel turned to you already leading the charge for the rest of the crewmates.

“Whatever you decide, Lieutenant (Y/n). Though I’m leaning towards Ash.”

You wanted to agree with him. And you were going to until there was the sound of the air hissing as the sliding door lifted, revealing the gray-haired smiling mortician. 

“Crevan–” 

“Ah ah, Lieutenant!” He waved his finger in your face and you sighed. 

“Ugh-Adrien…have you the results of the autopsy?”

“Aye! I was also curious as to who’s on the block this fine morning!” 

Sebastian spoke for you, while Adrien’s smile faded into an unsatisfied pout. 

“We’ve selected Ash and Hannah for the ejection…judging by your expression this is displeasing to you.”

“But of course! I know it’s definitely not Ash!” 

“What?” 

You let your composure slip as everyone asked the same question. The Undertaker’s smile returned giggling as he produced a bag filled with a bloody clump of hair, that was lavender in color. With wide eyes, you grabbed the bag holding it up to the horror-stricken Hannah. Slowly you turned to the undertaker, trying to stop the quiver in your voice. 

“Are…are you most definitely sure that this was…from Alois’ killer?”

The Undertaker gives his morbidly unnatural wide smile, as he nods. Despite her pleas and the weirdly triumphant smirk, Ash tried to hide the group unanimously voted. You encouraged the remaining crew to continue with their tasks. You let yourself be pulled by the mortician away from the meeting room. Looking at the back of his head you hoped that this was the right choice. 

____________________________________________

You cursed at the electric shutdown of the lights as you darted down the hallway with your taser in hand. The imposter was not caught and you had been duped. You were livid, for someone who had been wrestling down their gut feeling only to be proven right when the Skeld was sabotaged once more-you had every right. Out for blood, you were making your way to the pod bay, willing to send your frantic crewmates away while you took down the infiltrating scumbag. You assumed you'd pass by your innocent crewmates foregoing the emergency call as it seemed to be glitching. But all you found in the light of your electric torch was the black cloak of the undertaker.

“Adrien?”

“Whoa! Look at you all ready to defend your crew. You’re just the cutest, my dear!”

His playful tone made you nervous. You turned on the taser letting the crackle of the electricity alight both of your faces in an electric strobe. His hair was pulled back, revealing an alluring lime-green set of eyes; squinting at you in amusement. It irked you. 

“Move. Adrian. I’m getting rid of the imposter. I don’t care if you think he’s innocent or not, this has gone too far!” 

The undertaker stood firm in the hallway, smiling with a more unhinged look on his face. You barely spied the odd wooden pillar he flung haphazardly to the side. Steeling yourself you prepared to charge forward.

“Awww (Y/n)! You’re still trying to protect a dead crew.”

Rather than questioning his words, you charged forward aiming the taser at his neck. He dodged grabbing your offending hand. Holding you up high he grabbed your other hand which was already curled into a punch. With great ease he threw you against the wall, pressing your face into a wall of glass; forcefully making you realize what makes up this specific hallway. He held you tight pressing the front of your body tight against the glass with his own, holding your struggling wrists. 

“Now now no need to be so fussy,” Letting his head rest against your shoulder he forced your own face to look at the cargo bay below.

“The show’s about to start!” 

As if timed perfectly the lights turned on showing the struggle happening behind the one-way glass. Your remaining crew seemed to be tied to the floor, even from far above you could see the splotches of red on and near their struggling and limp bodies. While some looked worse for wear you couldn’t definitively tell that anyone was dead. 

You made the mistake of sighing in relief to which Adrian took advantage. 

“You don’t think this is all, do you?” He whispered, letting his cold lips graze against the shell of your ear. You tried to back away only to find that you were simply letting his body cradle yours. Forcing you to look forward you watched Ash gesture widely as he monologued something to the tied crew, which couldn’t be heard through the glass. The imposter skipped, with glee, to the grand switch–a switch that would trigger the opening doors of the cargo bay.

“W-wait he’s not going to-”

“Yup!”

“A-and you knew?”

“Yup!”

“So…you faked that evidence?”

“Yup.”

You turned away from the glass to look into the chartreuse gaze of the Undertaker as you asked with the deep pit in your stomach. 

“Adrian..why…why did you do that?” You lightly banged your head against the glass as you looked at the screaming crew. “How could you let this happen?” 

Closing your hands within his own he hugged you from behind. Puckering his lip in mock sadness as he nuzzled his head into yours.

“All for a good show, deary…anything is worth everything for a good laugh…” 

You heard the muffled blare of an alarm as the cargo bay doors began to raise revealing the starry vastness of space. Like clothes, on a windy day, the previously kneeling crewmates began to float with the pull of the icy force of the vacuum. Your legs buckled in defeat as you watched your crew’s respective ropes snap as they were each pulled into space. Thanks to your legs’ failure you settled into the rapidly raising chest of the undertaker; who was laughing hysterically. 

When the cargo doors finally closed and you officially remained as the last of the Skeld’s crew, you slipped into unconsciousness. Allowing Adrien to lovingly carry you as he mused with a chuckle.

“I’m just glad you got to watch with me…Believe me when I promise you there will be plenty more laughs between us. I’ve ensured that much.”

#yandere undertaker #yandere adrian crevan #yandere imposter #yandere among us #yandere imposter: undertaker #yandere x reader #yandere x you #lovelyyandereaddictionpoint #yanderexrea #yandere #yanderes #yandere undertaker: adrian crevan #Yandere Among Us X Black Butler #yandere black butler #yandere kuroshitsuji

[abybweisse]

Hey Aby ! I have a question (actually, two) for you regarding bizzare dolls that came into my mind just recently, maybe you’ve answered this question before so i apologize in advance.

Firstly, why do you think the Star Lords exist in the first place ? Like, sure, they “take care” of the blood collecting centers, but what else ? Do you think they have any purpose other than this ? Are they part of something greater ? Because as of now it seems to me they’re actually a waste of energies for Undertaker (like, you know, having to harvest blood for all of them, making sure they’re healthy and don’t lose control…)

Second and last question, why the different blood types ? I’ll explain this better, if Undertaker’s main goal is to keep R!Ciel ‘alive’ why not collecting just Sirius blood and calling it a day ?

I take this opportunity to thank you for being the literal pillar and backbone of our fandom 🫶🏻 who knows what we would be without you ! Lots of love !

⚠️ long post ⚠️

Ok, so I've sort of answered these questions before, but I'll try to be more specific and in depth about it here.

Why the Star Lords to begin with?

There are several parts to this answer, and I'll go into some more details about each one:

The star lords exist because Undertaker wants to bring back real Ciel

Even this part of the answer requires looking at a few different aspects. Real Ciel is one of the star lords, so wanting to bring him back automatically explains why he's one of them. Bringing in other individuals can serve some purposes. Such as:

So real Ciel isn't the only one; he's not alone. It gives him the added bonus of having (loyal) allies to go up against our earl and his allies (particularly Baldo, Mey-Rin, and Finny). These star lords can fight very well (though that might not be the case for real Ciel, since he's apparently only getting AB blood transfusions. More on that later. And he might naturally not be as physically inclined or well-trained). We pretty much have to assume, by now, that Polaris is the one who kills Agni. Real Ciel shooting at Soma (who mistook the shooter for our earl) and Polaris (mistaken for Sebastian, probably) killing Agni turned Soma into an enemy. Much of the star lords' existence seems to be about getting rid of our earl's support system.

The others might end up serving real Ciel in some other way, too, such as collecting blood supplies from the other facilities; we know Vega (Layla/Al) and Polaris are sent off by Undertaker to do that. At some point, real Ciel wants one of them to act as his butler, and later Polaris seems to be filling that role, even though he was away and unable to serve as one earlier. Either way, Polaris identifies as a butler "even in death".

So there's a representative for each major blood type (more on that in part two). That's about religion (or occultism), symbolism, and balance. It's also about scientific research.

The star lords exist because Undertaker wants to make a point to our earl about the choices he makes (which I find very ironic).

Choosing Doll (to represent Canopus) might have something to do with wanting to make our earl feel guilty for her death... if he ever sees her or finds out about her return. We won't know what/how he finds out until we get back to him and he's receiving reports. We aren't quite sure yet who Polaris is, but I suspect he's a former Phantomhive butler, and that could make our earl feel bad about his death, too, even though there was no way for him to prevent it. (Mostly, someone like a former Phantomhive butler for Polaris would be for the fierce loyalty that could be achieved with his "episodes".)

The star lords exist because Yana-san needs to provide more adversity.

Undertaker might also see Doll as someone who could take Snake away from our earl, because of their history. And even if Undertaker doesn't have that in mind, Yana-san sure does; it makes sense from a writer's perspective to have each of our earl's helpers deal with something that exposes their emotions and/or weaknesses. With Doll, Snake feels a sense of belonging, while Finny feels guilt. Layla/Al is good to go up against Lau and Baldo because they likely wouldn't suspect a little girl (by all appearances) to be much of a threat. Polaris is so strong, fast, and flexible that Mey-Rin and Ran-Mao have no idea how lucky they are that they were gone by the time Polaris found out what had happened. Agni and Soma weren't as lucky, dealing with Polaris and real Ciel. 😢

The star lords exist because backers of Aurora Society begged and/or paid to have dead loved ones revived.

At least that's what I think in the case of Layla/Al. I suspect she might be Baron Heathfield's dead daughter. Undertaker agreeing to help restore Heathfield's family might be why Heathfield got involved with Undertaker and the Aurora Society. Not just to find the right "soul shape" for his wife... but also to somehow revive his daughter.

The star lords exist because Undertaker is still curious about humanity (life, death, souls, etc.).

He's continuing to experiment. Even though the main purpose seems to be to revive real Ciel, the effects are much wider in scope. They really are one big series of experiments. Some elements of what he's been working on (possibly with a helper, like Druitt, on the medical aspects):

Manipulating cinematic records. He started out -- probably long before real Ciel was killed -- just adding little snippets of himself to their records, much like the BDs on the ship. He says that when he started working on real Ciel his revival techniques weren't up to snuff (not nonexistent, just not strong enough), so he needed to make quick progress. The others on the ship weren't for that purpose, so they don't really count here. The murders at Weston gave him an opportunity to improve upon record manipulation. And so do the other lords of the stars. This gives him more time to cherry pick which "episodes" to use for each one.

Blood typing and transfusion technology. It is way more advanced (than it should be at this time) because of his work... or the work of whoever is helping him in the lab. It's already led to the development of dialysis machines, too, which brings in another money-making opportunity. The star lords might not have functioning hearts, bone marrow, livers, or kidneys, so the blood transfusions are an ongoing need.

Organ transplants. Experimentation continues with organ transplants, since the orphanage staff mentions something about how hard it is to match the kids up with the star lords based on aptitude. With organ transplants, matching blood type isn't always enough. The personality test doesn't guarantee any more precision, of course, either, but that's not exactly the purpose of that test. Also, transplanted organs don't last forever, even in living humans, so they probably last even less time in a BD. As a star lord wears out their transfused blood, they probably also wear out transplanted organs and other tissues.

Soul transplants. We don't have absolute proof just yet, but I do think Undertaker is also experimenting with transplanting souls into the star lords. On the ship, he says BDs can't do anything with the souls of the people they attack. And he says he can't make souls. However, he hasn't said he can't manipulate souls that already exist; definitely, he has soul manipulation abilities that the BDs lack, and I think he's testing the limits of his own abilities. He's also got Heathfield thinking that he needs to find a woman with a soul the same "shape" as his dead wife's. As I said before, I think Undertaker might be using Heathfield's dead wife as a test subject for soul transplants. I do think he wants to transplant a similar or same-shaped soul into each of the star lords. Either Layla has Al due to one of these experiments... or Undertaker chose Layla to be one of the star lords partly because she already has Al, and Undertaker wants to study this dual personality. His reasoning might go that if he could just transplant the right soul into a star lord, then that star lord would be truly revived... would be able to pump and clean the blood that's been transfused... would be able to make more blood for themselves... would be able to make better use of the organs they've received.

The star lords exist because Undertaker needs a gimmick to lure in people to give blood (whether or not they know that blood is being taken) and for patrons to donate money.

And that's where the different blood types become even more important.

Why the different blood types?

I suppose Undertaker could focus all the efforts on just getting AB "Sirius" blood for real Ciel. But there are benefits to collecting all four types in the ABO blood grouping system (ignoring Rh factor).

AB is rare, and it would still require blood typing a large number of people to figure out who has AB. Hence why they opened Sphere Music Hall and made it a mixing space for all walks of life, placed ads for maids of all backgrounds for Heathfield, offered state of the art medical services for veterans at Athena Sanatorium. and provided a shelter and rare education opportunity for orphans at F. O. L. And people would feel unwelcome if most of them (or any of them, really) were turned away. Making the facilities as inclusive as possible (particularly the music hall and Heathfield's manor) increases the likelihood of getting enough AB blood for real Ciel.

And since Undertaker (and whoever) now also has all this blood for A, B, and O, he should do something with it. By then, probably anticipating the fact that he'd have blood supplies for different recipients, he'd have selected the other three star lords to match the remaining blood types. Each star lord just sort of falls into place, most likely. Real Ciel has AB. "Polaris" is A, so that works. This girl Layla is unusual, plus she's got type O; great, let's bring her on board. And Doll happens to be B; perfect, now all four types are covered.

In the case of Sphere Music Hall, there's also a major occult aspect to it, and having these four portray worshipped individuals works out well to lure people in and gives each visitor a purpose. Even the lesser "stars" that make up the multitudes are useful. Truth is, most of them didn't even know about the star lords; they were too caught up in adoration for the idol singers. Built-in idolatry. Layer upon layer to shroud the star lords in mystery.

For a while, there was so much extra A and O blood that they could also distribute it to renal failure patients who donated money to Aurora Society. Like those old guys in Bath.

There's also the fact that a major truth about the ABO blood grouping system has been, so far, either ignored or misunderstood within the story. When it comes to whole blood transfusions, AB is the universal recipient, so real Ciel doesn't have to "starve" from the scarcity of his blood type. All this time, he could have accepted any of them. It actually all could have been collected for him... from anyone (again, ignoring rh factor). All this trouble to collect AB blood for him could have been avoided, but either the researchers don't yet know this fact, or they know but still aren't making use of it. There is also the possibility that even real Ciel now knows this, but he's refusing anything but AB due to elitist bias. Keep in mind that they have created their own caste system within this "blue cult", despite saying how everyone is welcome and to be treated equally. There's obviously a premium put on Sirius and Canopus. And there've been a few times where individuals talked down to anyone who wasn't amongst the cult's elite and described the vast majority of participants as lesser or "dim" stars.

I'm still waiting for someone (maybe Sieglinde?) to point this out to Undertaker (and whoever is doing the bulk of the blood work). So, part of the reason to have a star lord for each blood type might be to lead up to the revelation that they went through a bunch of completely unnecessary lengths... and to maybe show them that -- for all the knowledge they had -- they still knew so little.

Well, I hope this sufficiently answers your questions. 😂 I feel like I'm forgetting something, but after typing this much, I can't think too clearly about what that might be. 😮‍💨 😅

And thank you so much!! 😊

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #blood groups #star lord #lords of the stars #real ciel #ciel phantomhive #polaris #lord polaris #canopus #lord canopus #vega #lord vega #layla #al #undertaker #medical advancements #medical technology #soul shape #shape of souls #transfusions #organ transplants #doll #anon asks #i answer #answered asks #long post #long reads #feb 1 2024 #sorry for the delay

[cat3ch1sm]

Hello! Hope you're doing well! This is my first time requesting, so here goes:

Could you please write headcanons for Agni, Soma, and Pavitr finding out that reader is learning Hindi and then helping them practice and encouraging them? I know Pav is from a different source media, so if you're not okay with that, just Soma and Agni is more than okay, I'll be happy just the same ^^

Thanks a lot ♡

🏹~ this is such a cute request! no worries if your request features different characters from different medias, it doesn’t matter to me! i will happily write it nonetheless. thanks for your request, @bell-of-indecision , and your patience as well as your support. ily 💚 to my other readers, your requests are in the works! <33

●∘◦❀◦∘● gn!reader

𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐢, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐚, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐫 + 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢 💚

𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐢

agni is thrilled to find out that you want to learn hindi. he takes a lot of pride in his language and his culture, so when he discovers that you want to engage in it as well, he is happy to share it with you.

however, he’s a serious teacher. agni takes your education seriously, like it’s an actual class. even though you just wanted to learn hindi for fun and mostly to make him happy, agni makes sure you’re disciplined in learning it. you have lessons almost every day without fail, and he assigns you little quizzes and gives you homework assignments every day as well. you even have tests for agni to assess your knowledge so he knows exactly what to correct you on. truthfully it is exhausting, but agni doesn’t believe in letting you quit. you said you wanted to learn Hindi so damn it he’s going to make sure you do.

agni is just as gentle as he is strict, though. whenever you mess something up he quickly cuts you off and points out your mistake, and will carefully explain why it’s wrong and what the correct answer is. he isn’t like those teachers who snap at you for getting things wrong. whenever you pass a test he gives you, he’ll think of little rewards for you to receive later in order to keep you motivated. agni also emphasizes the importance of getting proper rest, so even if he has given you assignments, if you don’t finish them he doesn’t force you to stay up if you’re tired or sick. if you bring him an unfinished assignment the next lesson, agni will simply go through whatever you didn’t finish with you. agni is really encouraging as well, and whenever you get frustrated he’s quick to cheer you up and remind you of your goal.

𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐚

soma thinks it’s really sweet that you want to learn Hindi, and volunteers immediately to help you learn! is it an excuse to show of something that he finally does better than you? perhaps… but it also an excuse to spend more time with you? maaaaaybe…

unfortunately, he’s a seventeen-year-old kid who turns out to not be the best teacher. soma’s method of teaching you is literally just speaking fluent hindi and making exaggerated gestures to you- more like at you- and somehow expecting you to figure out what he’s saying. also, he gets kind of frustrated easily- he definitely doesn’t have the same level of patience as agni does, but he has twice the ego- so most of your ‘lessons’ with him go along these lines:

“*insert soma speaking fluent hindi*”

“soma, i have no idea what you’re saying.”

*cue flabbergasted look from soma* “what do you mean? i made gestures in order to show to you what i meant.”

“i… don’t think that’s how that works. i just started learning, soma. how about you look at the books i’m studying and see if you can help me with the lessons the book gives me?”

*slightly annoyed expression from soma* “but i am the one who fluently speaks hindi. this book cannot speak at all!” *dramatically closes book* “if you simply listen and pay attention closely, i am sure you will soon be as good as i am.”

“but you were born in india. you’ve been speaking hindi since birth. i can’t possibly reach your level that quickly… i don’t see why you can’t just help me with the book that starts with the basics-”

“oh! then why do i even bother?” *dramatically stands up* “i see you have chosen a mere book over your dearly beloved friend. so be it, my friend- so be it.” (imagine him delivering this as if he was some soap opera character who just was betrayed. yeah, he’s really over the top.)

eventually agni steps in and convinces a sulking soma that he needs to be more patient with you because you’re no expert- and more importantly set aside his ego. soma will realize the error in his ways and again decide to help teach you. of course, something similar to the above conversation usually takes place during your lessons in the beginning, but every time soma gets more patient. soon he’s actually pretty good at teaching you, and soma realizes that he genuinely enjoys watching you progress in your learning. he’s also super thrilled whenever you translate something correctly or memorize words right. the amount of impatience he had earlier is the same amount of pride he feels whenever he successfully teaches you something. you guys both start to genuinely look forward to hindi lessons together.

𝐩𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐫

pavitr, like the other two, is happy to hear that you’re interested in learning his native language, and he’s quick to volunteer as your teacher. although to be honest, he isn’t the most patient either. he tries, he really does, and it’s not like he gets genuinely mad or anything, but why would you say chai tea when it’s literally just chai that’s like saying tea tea like what the fuck man

alright, i swear that’s the only time i’ll make a chai tea joke because it physically pains me how much the atsv fandom dickrides that damn joke. but anyways pavitr is a genuinely good teacher besides the slight lack of patience. but it is slight. he’s really encouraging and makes sure you don’t get down on yourself when you make a mistake. pav is insistent, though, that you don’t miss any lessons. his schedule is already unpredictable, but he knows that you are serious about learning hindi and he wants to help you achieve that goal. so pav wants you to show up to your lessons that he schedules because he isn’t sure of when he can schedule another one.

although here’s something funny that i totally think pav would do: if you’re both spider-people on a mission together, he’ll give you quizzes on what you’ve studied with him so far as you guys are literally like swinging in the air above literal skyscrapers and flying over hundreds of people. just imagine this:

*whizzing by you* “hey, y/n! quick- what’s hello and goodbye in Hindi?”

*flipping in the air* “namaste!”

*running up a building* “very good! now what’s good morning in hindi?”

*running right behind pav* “shub prabhat?”

“great!” *throws himself off building and glides through the air* “now what is ‘phir melenge’ in english?”

*shooting webs onto walls, almost misses one* “shit! um, is it see you later?”

“careful with the webs!” *flying through the air* “and what’s tea in hindi?”

“…chai.” (okay that’s the last time ever i swear.)

“you’ve got it now!”

#agni x reader #reader x Agni #prince soma x reader #prince soma #pavitr x gayatri #pavitr x reader #spiderverse pavitr #atsv headcanons #black butler headcanons #kuroshitsuji x reader #kuroshitsuji imagines #atsv imagines #anime #across the spiderverse pavitr #atsv pavitr #pavitr prabhakar #agni black butler headcanons #prince soma x you

[ariaofsorrows]

cv ships and the orange peel discourse:

will you peel an orange for your significant other if they ask you for one?

leon and sara: leon will be a little confused about how to go about how to peel an orange, but he’ll eventually figure it out and sara will be really appreciative. but who cares actually because the orange will probably be bitter. also leon has to be asked but that’s because neither of them know how to consume oranges

mathias and elizabetha: mathias will peel an orange without elizabetha having to ask. he might even give them to her in slices

trevor and sypha: sypha can ask for an orange and trevor will prepare it for her exactly how she likes it. he’ll even offer her two just in case

dracula and lisa: dracula will just make alucard get and peel the orange for lisa

hector and julia: hector will most likely give julia an unpeeled orange. but when she asks, he’ll not only peel it, but he’ll give them to her in little slices and take out any seeds

simon and selena: simon will ask what type of orange selena likes, he’ll ask her how she wants them, he’ll ask her how many, and he’ll peel and get rid of seeds

maxim, juste, and lydie: maxim will have to be asked to peel the orange, but he will. BUT he’ll also end up eating a portion just because he was asked to peel it. juste will grow and orange tree so that they can all enjoy oranges together. he will monitor the tree so that its fruit is always fresh and sweet

richter and annette: richter will take forever to peel an orange, but he will insist on opening it on his own so that annette doesn’t have to. he’ll even taste test the orange so it’s sweet enough for annette to eat.

richter and alucard:

hugh and nathan:

(derogatory)

shanoa and laura: if laura asks, even a single orange, shanoa will go out and grow an entire orange orchard. for laura. she will ensure that laura gets her vitamin c every day.

jonathan to charlotte:

soma and mina:

“i kinda… feel like an orange”

“i feel like a tomato :(”

“no, i want to eat an orange”

“well, there’s one in the kitchen”

“i don’t want to peel it though”

“i’ll peel it, cut it. bake it, sautée it. whatever you want”

#castlevania #uh yeah. this is my contribution #if i forgot any ships feel free to ask or add your own lmfao

[hydranomago]

“Once my suspender belt is back in place, I’ll arrest you all.”

Asashin: (thanks crowd, and mentions MTC always performs their signature ‘BANG’ gun move; asks audience members to be the ones to shoot at MTC this time) 

MTC: (falls like the dramatic theatre kids they are) 

Shirai: AH! AH! 

Everyone: (clamouring) Are you guys okay? 

Nozu: (to audience) Wait a second guys, you can’t actually shoot them! 

Shirai: (chaotic mode activated) They got shot by the cockroaches*! 

Rio: (sexy voice) That was some good shooting technique. 

Asashin: Um… is there anyone here… who can give first aid… 

Itou: Ah, we have one here! 

Hayami: We’ve a doctor right here! I’ll have a look at everyone later. 

Komada: (softly) Saburo-chan, it seems like my suspender belt has slipped off, could you help me reattach it? 

Soma: W-w-w-w-wait! What are you doing? What do you think you’re doing? 

Komada: My outfit almost fell apart… 

Asashin: We didn’t say you could shoot us until that degree!

Amasaki: DON’T LOOK! 

Asashin: (smoothly covers) Actually there’s something we’ve always wanted to do but haven’t. Is it okay if everyone listens to Kamio’s request? 

Kamio: Those who have undergone training; I’m sure you can do it right. I’m not going to tell you anything, but you can surely respond. 

“What’s my name?” Audience: (loudly, passionately, I wish I was there to shout with them) RIO!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Kamio: Well done. 

Asashin: You did good. 

Komada: Once my suspender belt is back in place, I’ll arrest you all. 

Shirai, Soma: You’re the one being “arrested” right now! 

*[about the audience going crazy even with Samatoki calling them cockroaches] 

#hypnosis mic #hypmic #seiyuu #voice actors #drb #9th live #asanuma shintaro #komada wataru #kamio shinichiro #kimura subaru #ishiya haruki #amasaki kohei #itou kento #hayami shou #shirai yusuke #soma saito #nozuyama yukihiro #mad trigger crew #buster bros #matenrou #fling posse #mtc joke division #komada's kinda kinky character traits hmmmm #asashin's hair giving me the 2000s visual kei vibes and it's so on point HALP #this man has me in a chokehold ngl #buster bros helping out THEY ARE SO CUTE #lol the we have a doctor here #thank you OP for original translation #translation

[thatanimewriter]

VOLCANO.

➳ request: are your requests still open? If so can I ask for soma, ryo, akira and taluni with a korean s/o who cooks tongue-burning spicy food? thx <3

➳ character/s: yukihira soma, kurokiba ryou, hayama akira, aldini takumi

➳ warnings: swearing

➳ notes: hello! my requests as of now, are never closed, so yes! they are open! i just might take a while to get it out for you. also, i love korean food ;v; i enjoy seeing friends suffer to kimchi while i’m fine lmao

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 / 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭  / 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 / 𝐰𝐢𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭  

── 𝐘𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐀 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐀.   

suffers but doesn’t admit it

he loves eating your food

but his spice tolerance isn’t to this level

i don’t think it’s all that out of character for soma to date someone who isn’t japanese

he’s gonna expand his culinary knowledge

also he loves to throw a wrench into anyone’s normal

he probably demanded to come with you to korea for summer break

but, uhh, he has to supply his own ticket

so he never did come with, however

SOMA

LOVES

KOREAN BBQ

he wants you to make him the food though

he wants you to burn his tongue :))

he wants you to make him regret his life decisions

honestly 

he wishes he could’ve predicted the topic during the rebels vs central shokugeki

because you would’ve BODIED rindou

also

you bully him for spending so much time on the toilet

and he yells at you through the toilet door

── 𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐁𝐀 𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐔.  

he’s fine

he’s chilling

he competes with you sometimes

ryou definitely enjoys the multicultural nature of your relationship

lots of sharing recipes

and finding similar recipes just to see who does it better

but it always ends up a tie

because you’re both really biased

and you’d never give in >:((

but you guys like to alternate between your respective cuisines for dinner

one day it’ll be korean

the next it’ll be scandinavian

you definitely partake in spice challenges on every date

hands down

spicy ramen with like, 12 chillis on the menu which kinda lose the meaning but it’s fun anyway

to be truthful

ryou does think you can make it spicier

and you will

just for him

he loves you and your stupidly spicy foods

but he is confused how you’re fine with all your dishes and don’t break a sweat

── 𝐇𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐀. 

probably the best at handling it

he is also a spicy food king

probably not to your level, but-

spice competitions all day every day

maybe not all day every day, but it sure feels like that

he is very interested in your culture

definitely started having kimchi with a bunch of his meals

but he hates your chopsticks

why are they so slippery??

it’s fine though

because you guys cook together all the fucking time

korean hotpot is his favourite 

every time you give him a dish to try

he has to mentally prepare himself

because he doesn’t know how hard it’s gonna be to pretend he’s unfazed

he’d say you give him a run for his money in terms of spiciness

but you have his whole wallet

he’s fine with that though

you’re good at cooking and the flavours are still there

so he has no qualms

his tongue might have one or two complaints though

──  𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐈 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐌𝐈.  

weak little baby mouth

cries because it’s so spicy

and yet he suffers every time :))

because he thinks korean cuisine is really interesting

and you’re his partner, so he’ll eat anything you make him

simp.

he enjoys the milder dishes a lot more because he can actually taste it

but your interpretation of mild is very different to his

so he’s asking you for dishes with pretty much no heat in your eyes

this is why he likes korean bbq

you get to cook together and it’s casual

also he gets to control the spice-

he truly thinks of you highly

because you’re cooking things that shouldn’t have any flavour because it’s too hot

but you do it anyway and it’s magical

you also sparked his brief hyperfixation on korean cuisine

the only reason you found out was when he asked you to make bulgogi

n you were like “how tf do you know what that is??”

but you made it and brought him to heaven without about 50 chillis

not as fun, but takumi is cute when he does a little happy dance while he chews

don’t record him though, he’ll turn all red even without the spice

#shokugeki no soma #food wars #yukihira soma #kurokiba ryou #hayama akira #aldini takumi #shokugeki no soma x reader #food wars x reader #yukihira soma x reader #kurokiba ryou x reader #hayama akira x reader #aldini takumi x reader #shokugeki no soma imagines #food wars imagines #yukihira soma imagines #kurokiba ryou imagines #hayama akira imagines #aldini takumi imagines

[flingpoly]

ok i’ll add the interview sources when i find them but i don’t think ive ever talked about the black journey shirai yusuke story?

in an interview he was saying he wasn’t happy with the black journey choreography because during the instrumental break, he was supposed to run to the other two on the lower level. and it bothered him because he didn’t understand, from ramuda’s POV, why he would do that. he brought this up to the other two and they said “what if we called ramuda’s name during that part?”

they didn’t ask for permission, they didn’t even rehearse beforehand, but nozuyama and saito soma absolutely screamed “RAMUDA!” in perfect sync, and shirai said he had this overwhelming feeling of thinking “i have to run to them”

so yeah my favorite hypmic live moment is that one time fling posse actually possessed the bodies of their seiyuus

#i love the seiyuus sm i don’t talk about them a lot since this is a fling poly blog but #at this point i feel like i talk about general fp stuff a lot too lol #fling posse #hypnosis mic #i think i’m posting this at like 4AM for most other timezones LOL

[somatheking]

Seven Nights At Soma's

In which in a sci-fi AU, you're the new communications officer at the Beach, one of Hatter's luxury space cruises. As part of your training, every day you receive tapes from an old employee explaining the ins and outs of the ship. However, it's not long until things start to sound... off.

Disclaimer: I mention several canon AiB characters in this, but rest assured that they aren't based on anyone's portrayal of them, only on my own interpretation.

Day 1: Slate 1 - 15/09/2023

Good morning! Or good evening, or good night. I’m not sure when you’re hearing this tape but I hope you decided to listen to it first thing after you woke up, mainly because it’s gonna help you get through the day. 

First off, let me give you the obligatory greeting (I’m reading this from a card I’ve got right here, so don’t mind me if I sound too weird): 

Welcome to the Beach! Combining classic elegance and cutting-edge innovation, our space cruises offer the latest in comfort, gastronomy, innovation, entertainment and onboard experience. Our new and improved spaceships are also pushing the boundaries of sustainable tourism, by employing robotic assistants as personnel so as to focus on environmental well-being and minimising waste… 

Sorry, sorry, I had to cut that short because I’m starting to laugh. Assistants, more like ASS-istants, am I right? Haha, yeah, it’s a funny word.

Anyways, yeah, I’m supposed to give you a rundown on your new job, although it isn’t precisely new, is it? Hatter told me he was thinking of filling the vacancy with someone who already worked here, but since I’m the vacancy, I’m not sure whether he ended up doing that or he simply hired someone new. Still, I figured you’d need some help, so I made you these tapes. Seven, one per day, which would cover the amount of time we need to get out of the Milky Way and into another galaxy, and after that you’ll literally be on your own. Well, I’ve only just recorded the one, so maybe I’m here saying it’s gonna be seven but it ends up being three, I don’t know. I guess we’ll see! Man, I’m more excited about this than you probably are, haha. 

As I told you before, I’m the guy you’re replacing. I was actually the ship doctor, but the previous communications officer left, so I had to replace him. Doing both jobs and only getting paid for one, which is pretty rough, but hey, we gotta do what we gotta do. You know how in the Barbie movie, Ken’s job was ‘beach’? Well, mine is doctor and comms officer, haha. I was actually friends with the guy that left, and I imagine I must’ve spent so much time hanging out with him that Hatter thought some knowledge passed on to me. I have to say, this ship mostly runs itself, so I didn’t have much trouble. And you won’t either!

Anyways, yeah, let’s talk about the elephant in the room and get it over with. You’re on a cruise where the vast majority of personnel are robots. It’s more efficient that way; as I said in the presentation, ‘environmental well-being and minimising waste’. There’s so many I’m not even sure I know all their names, but to be honest, they’re not gonna bother you much. So, how about instead we run over some of the people you’ll be working with?

First off, since you’re a comms officer, you’ll sadly have to keep in touch with Chishiya, who’s in charge of logistics. He’s, excuse my French, a huge ass bitch. Yeah, that’ll make more sense when you meet him, but mark my words, you’re gonna hate the guy. I did, so it makes sense that you will too. I don’t wanna keep talking about him, so let’s move on.

Oh, these aren't employees but I figure you could say hello to them since they're pretty nice. Arisu and Usagi are this couple who've been together for what seems like forever and they're so cute. You can feel the love radiating from them, it's like they were made for each other. They are so, so sweet; talking to them always brightened up my day. Sometimes I got claustrophobic here, and when that happened I usually went to them to cheer up. They… I don't know, this might sound stupid, but they reminded me that there's more things to life other than a job. 

You also have Kuina, who is an absolute sweetheart. She’s head of security, but she’s always super willing to help out if you need anything and she isn’t busy. Fortunately for her, this is a pretty tranquil ship; problems rarely arise here, at least the violent types. There hasn’t been any fights breaking out in… months? Probably even longer, yeah. Between you and me, I think the passengers are scared of doing something illegal in the presence of robots. They think they’re gonna bug out or something and accidentally kill them. Boy, Five Nights At Freddy’s really did a number on you all, huh? But yeah, Kuina. She trains once every three days, which means you'll get to see her. I recommend you go talk to her, but be careful not to bother her while she's training! Talking to her impacted me a lot, made me consider a lot of things about my life, plus, she’s very welcoming and one of the best people here. A literal ray of sunshine. 

Oh, God, it sounds like I have a crush, doesn’t it? Haha, no, no, it’s not like that. Well… no, not really. Now you’ve got me flustered, though. I guess I’m ending the tape here, then. I’ll see you tomorrow!

#monthlyAU001 #listen Chishi I'll never know how to tag this #love me the way I am #sci-fi AU

[blackbutler-readerinsertsandjunk]

I may or may not have sent other requests…but ciel and older sibling figure reader? God he needs some stability 😔

eyyyy multiple requests are always welcome~

AND YOU'RE SO RIGHT THE BOY NEEDS SOME LOOKING AFTER I JUST-

He positively hates the way you fuss over him. He’s not a baby, (Name), he can handle himself just fine, thank you. Honestly, one would think that being the head of a major company would excuse him from people believing he can’t look after himself. You had better keep your taking care of him to a minimum lest you get snapped at… not usually in a particularly nasty way, though. More like a short, “I have some work to do now, if you don’t mind, and I’d like some privacy for a couple of hours.” It’s tone he uses that reads as incredibly exasperated. And if you value your feelings at all, you will not call him ‘little brother’ like Soma does. It’s irritating enough coming from the prince; he doesn’t need it coming from one of the few people he can actually stand. There are too many occasions where he refuses to acknowledge that he’s grateful for your company and concern. Unfortunately, it’s just not something he’s used to doing, because he isn’t used to having good things to be grateful for in his life. But when it’s late at night and he can’t bear to have even Sebastian near him, when he’s lost and tired and frightened of the whole world, for some reason, he can tolerate you. Your way is gentle, careful, and you treat him like a precious thing to be protected instead of literally anything else. When he can’t take anyone else being close, he lets you sit on the bed. And you start with scooting closer. Then putting your hand over his. Gingerly entering the big blanket he’s barricaded himself within. Sitting there, with your hand in his, and breathing with him. Eventually your breaths start to take on the same rhythm, and he asks you in a small voice to please hold him. During his weak moments, he is very thankful that you’re here to take care of him and make sure he isn’t swallowed up by his own heart. If not for you, he doesn’t know how he would hold himself together. He’s only strong because you’re supporting him. “Thank God for you, (Name),” he mumbles whenever he lets you embrace him. It more than makes up for all the other times he can’t bring himself to say it.

#Black Butler #Kuroshitsuji #Ciel #reaction #platonic #familial #drama #hurt/comfort #domestic #me sobbing in the background #one hell of a queue

[dark-frosted-heart]

From what I've seen of Alfons, he reminds me a bit of Arthur. I see him as this kind of playboy who plays with your mind. You who know him better than me, what would you describe his personality?

I wouldn’t say I know Alfons that well (there are others more invested) because I haven't read a lot about him but I would say that both he and Arthur don’t make the best first impression.

Alfons is an enigma. From what I've gathered about...He, while mostly all smiles, feels empty. Kate has pointed out that his smiles never reach his eyes and though he talks about fun and pleasure, she questions if he’s actually enjoying himself. On top of escaping reality, I think he spends his nights out indulging in all sorts of activities to fill a huge void.

This man also feels even more of a liar than Harrison is and it is oh so frustrating! When not dealing with criminals, man uses his gift of illusions that manipulate the senses to give people "sweet dreams" that let them hide from reality for a moment. Sir, using your gift to distract an oblivious Kate with a cat and hide the sound of screams + smell of blood was definitely not for your own enjoyment >:C

The way he speaks gives me Yumeno Gentaro vibes (probably because he's also voiced by Saito Soma) though not as old-fashioned in speech style.

#ikevil ask

[blu-joons]

When You Ask One Of The Members To Be Your Child’s Godparent ~ Stray Kids Reaction

Bang Chan:

“Got him?” Chan quizzed as he leaned across and placed your son into Jisung’s arms, hovering for a few moments before trusting him enough to step back.

“I love the fact that I’m the first member to meet him,” Jisung chuckled, “I’m never going to let any of the guys forget this.”

Your eyes looked to Chan, nodding your head as you watched him with your son for the first time. “We actually invited you around first because we wanted to ask you about being godfather.”

“Thank you,” he whispered, almost in disbelief, “I was not expecting you guys to ask me that the first time that I came round to visit you all.”

The nervous look in Jisung’s eyes had you worried momentarily. “You look a little uncertain, you’re allowed to say no to being godfather Jisung, we won’t mind.”

“What qualities do I even have?” Jisung smiled.

“We know you’ll always make him laugh.”

Jisung’s eyes glanced down, fixated on your son. “I can’t believe you guys want me, I mean I’m the least responsible member of the group, by far.”

“We couldn’t pick a better godfather either Ji.”

Lee Know:

“What’s going on?” Felix asked the two of you as you called him over, pulling him through the crowd at your baby shower to get him alone for a moment.

“We wanted to talk to you,” Minho told him, looking around to make sure that no one had followed the three of you.

Your smile was wide, leaving Felix confused as he looked between you both. “We wanted to ask you how you’d feel about being godfather? That’s only if you want to though,” you asked him.

“Are you guys sure?” Felix quizzed looking between you both, “you didn’t mean to grab one of the boys by any chance instead of me?”

Both you and Minho shook your heads back at Felix, “we couldn’t think of anyone better to do the job than you, that’s why we wanted to pull only you over.”

“Did the present swing it?” Felix joked.

“I’ll admit, your present is pretty good.”

A chuckle came from Felix at your reply, “just so you know I definitely didn’t buy a good present just to convince you guys to let me be godparent.”

“Don’t worry, we’d have asked you anyway.”

Changbin:

“Have you guys decided on godparents yet?” Seungmin asked you both as he sat down with the two of you in the studio whilst the others went and got drinks.

“We’ve had a few discussions,” Changbin replied, shuffling a little closer to where you sat to hold onto your baby bump.

Seungmin’s head nodded, noticing the hint of a smile that was on your face. “Have you got soma names for who you want? Any spoilers that you guys might want to give me?”

“Maybe,” Changbin spoke, trailing off at the end as he noticed Seungmin moving a little closer towards the two of you excitedly.

You couldn’t help but chuckle at the look that was in Seungmin’s eyes. “We might as well ask him whilst we’ve got him alone,” you suggested across to Changbin.

“Ask me what?” Seungmin grinned at you both.

“I think you know what we want to ask.”

The corners of Seungmin’s smile turned up as he looked to hear it anyway. “How would you feel about being godparent?” Changbin asked him.

“Wow guys, I thought you’d never ask.”

Hyunjin:

“What’s going on?” Jeongin asked you both as you waved him to one side, looking around to make sure that none of the other boys had noticed you.

“We just wanted to talk to you,” Hyunjin told him, wrapping his arm around your waist, resting it against your bump.

Jeongin glanced down at what Hyunjin was doing before looking back at you both again. “I haven’t done anything wrong, have I?” He stuttered, uncertain as to what was going on with you.

“Quite the opposite,” you quickly reassured him, “we actually wanted to talk to you about something good, about being godfather.”

Jeongin’s expression remained blank for a moment before the realisation hit him. “You guys are seriously asking me to be godfather? This isn’t a joke, right?”

“Why would we joke?” You laughed in reply.

“We’re being completely serious with you.”

After a few moments, Jeongin’s head nodded. “There’s nothing that I’d love to do more than be your baby’s godfather, thank you so much guys.”

“We knew you’d be the right guy for the job.”

Han:

A wide smile appeared on Chan’s face as you handed him the gift that you had bought, “I should be the one buying you things Y/N.”

“We wanted to get you something this time,” you smiled, taking a step back and standing by Jisung’s side again.

Chan slowly unwrapped it, lifting the lid off of the box, taking out what was inside. “What’s this?” He quizzed, unfolding the piece of clothing that was inside, holding it up to take a closer look.

“What do you reckon?” Jisung quizzed, noticing the confusion Chan’s face as he held up your gift to see that you had bought him a baby grow.

The narrowed eyes Chan had soon widened though as he read what was printed on the grow. “You guys want me to be godparent?” He smiled across at you both.

“What do you say?” You smiled in reply.

“Of course, I say yes guys.”

Chan quickly stood up, walking across and hugging you both. “I’m glad you said that as Changbin was our next option for godparent.”

“I’ll do a much better job than him.”

Felix:

Worried eyes of Minho’s looked around once again as you and Felix sat down opposite him. “Are you guys going to tell me why I’m here for dinner?”

“Can’t we just do something nice and invite you round for a meal?” Felix joked, catching Minho’s head shaking back at him.

He was suspicious of everything as he watched the two of you, “you guys never invite any of us round for dinner, not unless you want something anyway, you guys might as well spill.”

“It’s nothing bad,” you quickly reassured Minho, “actually we invited you here for a reason that we both think you might like a lot.”

Minho placed his chopsticks down so that he was concentrating on the two of you properly. “What’s the reason?” He asked as you fell silent, quickly becoming intrigued.

“We’re yet to decide on godparent,” you whispered.

“And you guys wanted to ask me?”

Minho was joking momentarily, that was until he noticed Felix nodding. “We wanted to do something nice, make it special to ask you.”

“I’d be honoured to be godparent.”

Seungmin:

You both looked suspiciously across to Changbin as he placed a box in front of you both. “What’s this in aid of?” You asked him straight away.

“I’m just looking after you,” Changbin explained to you, “showing you that I can be really caring and super thoughtful too.”

Your eyes rolled, knowing exactly what he was up to. “You’re only doing this to impress me, we told you that you were in the running to be godparent Changbin, this doesn’t change anything.”

“But I bet none of your other candidates bring you food every day,” he smartly replied, “doesn’t that show you that I’m better than them?”

Just as he asked the question, Seungmin came over to see what was going on. “Are you still being persistent about trying to be godfather?” He asked him too.

“I won’t stop doing this,” Changbin warned.

“Will you if we say yes to you?”

The smile on Changbin’s face was all that you needed to know his answer. “Alright, Changbin, we’ll let you be godfather, if you go away.”

“I promise that you guys won’t regret this.”

I.N:

“Is there a reason why you want me round so late?” Hyunjin frowned in response to your question if he’d babysit your daughter for you both late one evening.

“Well, we thought as her godfather you’d be happy to be available whenever,” Jeongin replied, watching Hyunjin closely.

It took a moment for him to realise what you’d said, with his eyes quickly brightening up. “Godfather? You guys want me to be Y/N’s godfather? Are you sure?”

“Of course,” you chuckled, “but if you’re not available so late into the evening then I guess we might have to ask one of the boys to be godfather instead.”

Hyunjin’s head quickly shook back at you both, “there is no way that I’m not going to be there, if anyone is going to be Y/D/N’s godfather than it’s going to be me.”

“Are you sure you’re not busy?” You teased.

“Are you sure you want to be a godfather.”

His smile was wide as he looked between the two of you, “Absolutely! I’m really glad that you asked me guys, it’s the biggest honour that I’ve ever had.”

“We’re really glad to have you as her godfather too.”

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[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

For black butler mind make a general hc of the two Indian guys ( who's name always difficult to pronounce but fun to try ) falling in love with a distant cousin of Ciel

I feel like back then it is so easy to just claim you were somebody's relative

Like just make up some loose reason as to why you were considered family

And no one could really disprove it 

Anyway your coming to your cousin’s vacation home for an event

Here you’ll meet Soma and Agni thinking nothing of it

Soma

Is immediately infatuated as he gets easily attached

Maybe you’ll touch his arm while passing 

or even expressing an interest in him 

He’s obsessed 

instructing Agni to find out where you live

How long you’re staying with Ciel

“(Y/n)! I have an important question. Would you marry me?”

Once he’s aware of his feelings he acts like the bratty prince he is

He’ll ask you nicely all the time

Outside your window

Inside your house

constantly following you asking and asking

Eventually he will stop asking

And one day you’ll wake up on a boat and him happily exclaiming 

“We’re going to my home to get married!!”

He really is a delusional yandere

even when you kick and scream he’ll simply ask Agni to help you calm down

“You’ve been so fussy lately…maybe you're hungry! Agni!” 

Agni

So dutiful to his master his sovereign 

That is until you come along 

He isn’t as shallow quick as his master to fall

You’ll strike him as simply another beautiful person fated to cross his path

Until everything reminds him of you

The way that tea is poured…(Y/n)’s lips blowing on it before handing it to him.

The corset that British lady is wearing…(Y/n) wouldn’t wear that but they’d look divine if they did

The top hat Sebastion has on…(Y/n) would have playfully swiped it 

That mustache on that fellow…would have made (Y/n) pout 

“By the Gods!!! They plague my every thought!!”

He’s so confused by this feeling that he will most certainly seek advice or accept it when offered

If he goes to Sebastian as a fellow khamadran, maybe he would be helpful

“I don’t know what has come over me? Perhaps they are a demon sent to torture me for all of my wrongs!” 

The actual demon butler would chuckle and assure him that's not the case

“Mayhaps you find them attractive, as I know it the symptoms you described support the idea: that you are in love.” 

While I can see Sebastian reporting this discovery to Ciel it depends on how he takes it

If Ciel is cool with such a powerful human dedicating himself to you than he’ll find no resistance on his end

But I doubt it considering Ciel knows his extreme devotion would trump whatever he has for you

On the otherhand if Soma should realize his attraction he’ll surprisingly help

“You do so much for me now I can help you!”

Because he’s only ever going to do anything to obtain you at Soma’s command

He will worriedly take his master’s delusional advice

So when you wake up in Soma’s palace shackled in extravagant chains 

Agni will bashfully stand to the side while his master proudly welcomes you to your new home

“Welcome (Y/n)! This will be your permanent home after your union!”

“U-union?”

“To me, (Y/n) I’ve fallen quite deeply for you and would be more than honored if someone of your high caliber would give me your hand.”

#yandere x reader #yandere x you #yanderexrea #lovelyyandereaddictionpoint #yandere kuroshitsuji #yandere black butler #yandere soma #yandere agni #yandere headcannon #yandere headcanons

[cat3ch1sm]

It’s been so long, how are you? I hope you are doing well! 💚 Crawled out from under my rock with another Agni request if you don’t mind 💀 Could I get Agni with a female SO who’s an artist and a author? This man is still not getting enough love and it’s literally a crime

🪐~ bro i absolutely agree. agni is STILL criminally underrated and it’s actually ridiculous. i am happy to give you your needed dose of agni since nobody else does 💪🏾💪🏾 also, hello! i am glad to see you in my inbox again- your first request of the new year! i hope you are doing well, too💚 @sunnydazzy

-ˋˏ ༻sfw, fem!reader༺ ˎˊ-

✧🎼 ೃ༄*ੈ✩ i think agni would absolutely love a gf who’s an artist or author. he’s a philanthropist, so i think he sees art and literature as a very important contribution to the community overall. agni isn’t materialistic at all, either, so i imagine he wouldn’t want someone that is- rather someone who can appreciate the little things and see the beauty and potential of things that seemingly lack both. obviously, being able to see that is very necessary for artists and authors.

*:･ﾟ｡ agni loves to read, so even if your work isn’t finished as an author, he will want to see. even if you’ve got only two words, he’ll want to see. agni is in your corner at all times- you could write something as shitty as black butler’s season two and he’d still treat it like it was the Bible. *ੈ✩‧₊˚

🏹🪐⛪️🫖🌲 it’s the same story with your art- draw a stickman and agni will act like you’ve painted the ceiling of the Sistine chapel. agni is very intelligent, but he doesn’t really draw, so he’s not that familiar with techniques and what is “good.” but he is happy to give you references to draw at any time- even if you don’t necessarily need or ask for them, he will suggest something for you to create.

-ˋˏ ༻🐇 we all know that with agni almost always comes soma- so fully expect soma to constantly be around, lurking over your shoulder, asking if you’re done yet and what you’re drawing even if the canvas is completely blank. he is also one of those “oh, you can draw? draw me!” people ☠️☠️༺ ˎˊ-

𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ❦. whenever you have writer’s block, agni is always there to make sure you don’t quit. he’s always got lots of ideas for you, even if they don’t quite fit what you’re trying to go for.

꧁🗝꧂ agni is also adamant that you take breaks whenever you write- or draw, for that matter. anyone who’s a writer or an artist is familiar with the long periods of time you spend just sitting there staring at a blank sheet of paper or canvas, completely at a loss for what to put on it, which can be super frustrating. in order to keep this from getting to you or discouraging you, agni makes sure you get out of the house every once in a while by taking you on walks, letting you spend the day with him and soma, and doing volunteer work like handing out food to the needy.

✧ ೃ༄*ੈ✩ೃ⁀➷ sort of adding on to that last thing- often, when you are painting or something, agni will suggest that you paint a landscape of some sort so you have an excuse to go outside. also, he enjoys taking you to various outdoor places and seeing new things himself.

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[serostuffsmh]

debt collection | geto suguru

content warnings: established relationship, power imbalance, mentions of death, suggestive implications, groping, no pronouns given to reader, pre cursed child arc

description: you unknowingly agree to take on a man’s debt to geto

I.

A young man with a curse clinging to his waist had come in the temple that afternoon. Soma, he believes his name was. Just from a glance it wasn’t hard to presume he was in dire straits. 

Soma had keened on and on to Geto about his troubles while he graciously listened, acting as his false persona of a self-proclaimed Bhikkhu and the one who non-sorcerers liked to call, “Buddha himself.”

While listening to the particularly boring sob story, Geto needed to remind himself that Buddhism teaches that patience was a virtue. It was vital in order to achieve enlightenment.  Although, Geto had begun to suspect Buddha himself never had to deal with something so tedious when he preached such a ridiculous notion...

“I can hardly stand for too long, and I can’t even keep food down. I haven’t been eating right in weeks.” Pulling up his untucked button up, he pointed to his prominent ribs as emphasis. 

“I tried going to the docs, but they say there’s nothing wrong with me! I heard you’re the spiritual priest that can help though, right? I spent my last paycheque here and I don’t know who else to go to.”

Pretending to mull over his thoughts, Geto leaned his head in his hand. “I see…” 

The dark circles of weariness in his eyes from days without sleep were apparent as were the thinned cheekbones from malnutrition. Without a sorcerer's intervention, it would be a slow death. Not that he cared about the life of a monkey.

Geto eyed the curse that was digging its fingers into the man’s abdomen. At first glance, he guessed it was a fourth grade. It was scrawny and parasitic in nature, much like fly head.

Too weak, he thought. There would be no use in going through the trouble of using his technique on something so puny.

“Manami, how much did he give you?”

“Sixty-five thousand yen.” She stated plainly.

Unimpressed, the polite smile on Geto’s face fell and so too did his facade of a benevolent Buddhist priest.

“Hmph, that’s all? Not enough.” Waving his hand in the air, he signaled the man to leave.

“What? No, please, it’s my rent! It’s all I have!” Blurting out, he took uneven steps forward before clutching his side and stumbling over his own feet. It was a humiliating sight to look at and Geto almost wanted to laugh.

Instead, he scoffed at his pleas. “It’s scraps, and like I said not enough. I suggest leaving now.”

“I can try paying you more when I have some!” Desperately clasping his hands together, Soma begged further in hopes of changing Suguru’s mind.

What’s a promise worth from some m—

“Your promises hold no value to me, and it would be a gamble to accept. Try to understand.” He said, not bothering to hide the condescending nature of his words.

“Suguru…” 

Failing to notice your presence beside him, Geto had forgot you decided to attend this appointment with him. When he looked at you, your face was scrunched up in remorse like you were actually taking pity on this animal.

“Please, help him.” Your voice was low and pleading.

Don’t look at him like that now...

Advocating for the life of an afflicted monkey would have been laughable, if it weren’t you speaking on their behalf.

Sighing half-heartedly, he raised his arm. “Hold still.” 

Before anyone had the chance to blink, the curse had been removed from him and absorbed into a pitch-black sphere that rested in his hand.

Soma quickly checked over his body with his hands and immediate relief washed over his face and relaxed his shoulders as if an enormous weight had been lifted from him.

Falling to his knees he presented himself in dogeza fashion towards you both, pressing his forehead to the tatami flooring as a sign of gratitude. Geto almost wanted to roll his eyes at the sight but at the very least, the monkey had known his place.

“Thank you!” He had exclaimed.

“The one you should be thanking is my spouse.” Had you not been present, he would have let the curse kill him or maybe done it himself.

“Yes, of course! I can’t thank you enough!”

II.

There were no other hiccups that day, every other client had paid their dues and minded their manners in the temple. Even you had been keen on staying quiet after what happened and when the sun began to set, Geto had dismissed everyone from his company.

Upon hearing his announcement, you had also tried sneaking away from his side. But before you could slip out of the door, he called for you to come back.

As if caught in headlights, you froze upon hearing your name. He watched you hesitate but nod and eventually drag your feet to meet him.

Sensing that you may have been anxious about facing him after earlier today, he offered a fond smile that was only saved for you.

“Come sit with me.” Prompting you by patting his thigh.

Once within arm's reach, he pulled you down to him. Seating you comfortably in his lap, he embraced you closely from behind. Enveloping your form in the thick blue fabric of his yukata.

Happy to have you in his arms the corners of his lips tugged into a smile. Tenderly parting your hair aside, he tucked himself just beneath your earlobe.

“My dear, dear, [first]...” Geto sighed into the taught skin of your neck.

“I’m disappointed in you.” He hummed in your ear. The tone of his voice contradicted his words. 

Although, he could never truly be angry at you, he often played coy to mask his displeasure. Even as his spouse, you were not immune to his targeted teasing. In fact, you were his prime victim when he was in a playful mood. Whether it was prodding at your cheeks or listening to one of his tongue-in-cheek taunts, you fall prey to most if not all of it.

“You shouldn’t have spoken for that animal.” Even now Geto couldn’t hide the distaste in his voice as he spit out the last few syllables. 

“He needed your help.” 

Ignoring your comment, he instead chose to dramatically slump his shoulders on top of your figure. This conversation seemed to be going nowhere quickly. You were far too altruistic towards others, a fine quality he’s willing to admit but bothersome in this case.

“Hmm, I did always find it hard to say no to you.” His cheek now resting on your shoulder blade, he caressed the sides of your arms aimlessly.

Earlier that afternoon, he remembered a fine idea had crossed his mind after he had agreed to remove Soma’s curse.

“I’ve decided that you will resume his debt and pay me in full instead.”

Of course, by no means was he going to make his little spouse a debtor and pay the remaining sum with money. He would have been no better than a loan shark. What kind of husband would he be if that were the case? No, he would be paid back by less conventional means. Certainly, more pleasant and he thinks you would agree.

“What?” You shifted yourself in his lap to look at him from the corner of your eye.

The coquettish expression on his face was blatant enough to tell of his intentions.

“You heard me. I need to get what I’m owed. One way or another.” Trailing his hands beneath your shirt, he squeezed at your sides. Enjoying the way your body instinctively shudder beneath him.

That worthless monkey gave him something of value after all. What was a few hundred thousand yen in comparison to indulging himself in your private company. No, you would be well worth more than that. Absolutely, priceless, he thinks.

“It would be in your best interest to take responsibility, don’t you think?”

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