#source: theodd1sout

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Dis: Kili, can you pass me the onions? Dis: I mean the carrots! No! The lettuce! No! The forks! No! The fridge! Fili: Do you mean the salt? Dis: …yes. Fili: Also, I'm not Kili.

#source: theodd1sout #i sent this comic to my mom once #she was not amused #the hobbit #incorrect quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #fili #dis #kili #sons of durin #lord of the rings #incorrect lotr quotes

[waterfire1848]

[ Azula, Zuko, Ursa and Kiyi playing a game to connect. ]

Zuko: I hate you!!

Azula: Oh?! Well, next time don’t steal my monopoly!

Ursa: Zuko, give Azula your two hundred dollars. You landed on her property.

Zuko: No! She’s in jail! I’m not going to give money to a criminal.

Azula: That’s not how you play!!!!

Kiyi: Mom? Why are Zuko and Azula screaming?

Ursa: Kiyi, you don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad!

Zuko: I wish I was never born!

Azula: You think any of us wanted this!

Kiyi: Ahhhh!!

[ The Gaang watching from the sidelines. ]

Sokka: So maybe no family game night for a while?

#incorrect quotes #source: theodd1sOut #azula #zuko #Ursa #Kiyi #sokka #avatar the last airbender

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[playing Monopoly]

Raph: I HATE YOU!!

Leo: Oh? Well, next time don’t steal my Monopoly!

Splinter: Leonardo, give Raphael your $200, you landed on his property.

Leo: NO! He’s in jail! I’m not going to give money to a criminal!

Raph: That’s not how yOU PLAAYYYY!!!

Mikey: Donnie? Why are they screaming?

Donnie: Shut the fuck up, Mikey! You don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad!

Raph: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!

Splinter: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: theodd1sout #source: youtube #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #raphael #donatello #michelangelo #master splinter #swear warning

[emmikay]

Mistoffelees: I hate you!!!

Victoria: Oh?!? Well, next time don’t steal my money!

Alonzo: Misto, give Victoria your two hundred dollars. You landed on her property.

Mistoffelees: No! She’s in jail! I’m not going to give money to a criminal!

Victoria: That’s now how you play!

Alonzo: What is happening?

Mistoffelees: Shut up, Victoria, you don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad!!!

Victoria: I wish I was never born!!!

Mistoffelees: You think aNY OF US WANTED THIS!!?

(Rum Tum Tugger, Cassandra, and Plato watching from the doorway while their mates scream)

#cats the musical #mister mistoffelees #victoria #alonzo #rum tum tugger #cassandra #plato #monochromatic family #tuggoffelees #platoria #casslonzo #monopoly is summarily banned after this insident #incorrect quotes #source: theodd1sout

[the-wrathful-trilobite]

Game Night Gone Wrong

Usopp: I HATE YOU!!!

Luffy: OH? WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!!

Nami: Luffy, give Usopp your 200 beri, you landed on his property.

Luffy: NO HE'S IN JAIL! I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!!!

Usopp: That's not how you-

Usopp: PLAY!!!

Chopper: Nami, why is Usopp screaming?

Nami: Shut the fuck up, Chopper, you don't get to talk after stealing my LAST RAILROAD!

Usopp: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!!

Nami: ME TOO!

Straw Hats: *scream in agony*

#source: theodd1sout #one piece #incorrect one piece #usopp #monkey d. luffy #nami #tony tony chopper

[random-stuff-incorrect-quotes]

TTI Titan: Collector, it says here that you were observed hanging out with a cult that kills Titans - is this true?

Collector: …yeah? Can we go to wecess?

TTI Titan: And even though His Honor told you those guys were bad news, you completely steamrolled over that and even helped them on some of their hunts?

Collector: Uhhh… I pwead the fifth?

TTI Titan: Your Honor, I have no further questions.

BI Titan: Collector, I hereby sentence you to an interminable amount of time in the time-out corner.

Collector: *microphone feedback* I’M NOT GOING BACK TO TIME-OUT!

#incorrect quotes #the owl house #the owl house incorrect quotes #the collector #toh the collector #the collector toh #toh titan #boiling isles #titan trappers #tw killing mention #tw caps #tw cult mention #source: theodd1sout

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

paco: I HATE YOU!

jodio: oh? well, next time, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!

dragona: paco, give jodio his $200. you landed on his property.

paco: no! he's in jail! i'm NOT giving money to a criminal!

jodio: that's not how you PLAY!

usagi: ... meryl, why is he screaming?

meryl mei: SHUT THE FUCK UP, USAGI! YOU DON'T GET TO TALK AFTER STEALING MY LAST RAILROAD!

jodio: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

dragona: ME TO! YOU THINK I ASKED FOR THIS?

everyone: *collective screaming* --- quote by @oxxmtdewxxo

#the jojolands #jojolands #incorrect quotes #incorrect jojolands quotes #incorrect jojo quotes #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo part 9 #jjba jojolands #jjba part 9 #jjba #submit-quotes #submit-archives #jodio joestar #dragona joestar #paco laburantes #meryl may qi #usagi alohaoe #submitter: oxxmtdewxxo #source: theodd1sout

[youwannagohomeandrethinkyourlife]

Ahsoka: I HATE YOU!!!!!

Anakin: OH? WELL NEXT TIME DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!

Obi-Wan: Ahsoka, give Anakin your 200 credits you landed on his property.

Ahsoka: HE'S IN JAIL IM NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!

Anakin: That's not how you PLAY!

Kit: Why is everyone screaming?

Obi-Wan: Shut the fuck up, Kit. You don't get to talk after stealing my LAST RAILROAD!

Anakin: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

Obi-Wan: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!

Anakin: *screaming*

#star wars #star wars incorrect quotes #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #the clone wars #swtcw #ahsoka tano #kit fisto #source: theodd1sout

[incorrect-revue-starlight]

Shiori: Fuuuumiiii! Fumi, entering her room: what? Shiori: Can you close my closet door? Fumi: why? Shiori: So the monsters won't come out. Fumi: what makes you think monsters can't open doors? Ichie, later to Yuyuko: and Shiori slept in our bed for the next 3 months

#revue starlight #revue starlight relive #shiori yumeoji #fumi yumeoji #ichie otonashi #fumichie #incorrect quote #incorrect revue starlight #source: theodd1sout

[rottmntquotes]

Father, I would be most grateful if you let me consume a pastry with high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates.

-Donnie, probably

#RotTMNT #Rise of the TMNT #Source: TheOdd1sOut

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Riff Raff: I HATE YOU!!!

Magenta: OH!? WELL, NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!

Frank: Riff Raff, give Magenta your $200. You landed on her property.

Riff Raff: NO! SHE’S IN JAIL! I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!

Magenta: That’s not how YOU PLAAAAYYY!!!!

Columbia: Frank, why is Magenta screaming?

Frank: Shut the fuck up, Columbia, you don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad.

Riff Raff: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!

Frank: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!?

(Magenta does an enormous high pitched screech)

#incorrect quotes #rocky horror show #rocky horror #rocky horror picture show #source: theodd1sout #magenta rocky horror #riff raff #columbia rocky horror #frank n furter #Don’t let them play monopoly

[waterfire1848]

Catra: I hate you!

Adora: Oh?! Well next time don’t steal my monopoly.

Glimmer: Catra, give Adora your two hundred dollars. You landed on her property.

Catra: No! She’s in jail! I’m not going to give money to a criminal.

Adora: That’s not how you play!!!!!

Frosta: What is happening?

Mermista: Shut up, Frosta! You don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad!

Scorpia: I wish I was never born!

Perfuma: You think any of us wanted this!!!

[ Sea Hawk is just screaming. ]

#incorrect quotes #source: theodd1sOut #Catra #Adora #glimmer #frosta #mermista #Scorpia #Perfuma #sea Hawk #Entrapta and Hordak are just observing #catradora #scorfuma #seamista #entrapdak #glimbow #she ra #spop

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey, whispering: Pssstt! I know who you liiiike.

Donnie, at the altar with April: We’re at my wedding, Mikey.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: theodd1sout #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo #donatello #april o'neil #apritello

[optimusprime3000]

Fire Spirit, whispering to Moonlight: Psst! I know who you like.

Moonlight at the altar with Sea Fairy: We're at my wedding, Fire Spirit.

#cookie run #fire spirit cookie #moonlight cookie #sea fairy cookie #sea fairy x moonlight #seamoon #incorrect quotes #source: theodd1sout

[the-skull-breaker]

YOU MOTHERHUGGER-

#source: theodd1sout #theodd1sout #youtube #lost

[purplegn0mes]

Tybalt: I HATE YOU!!!

Benny: OH?? WELL NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!

Nanette: Tybalt, give Benny your 200 dollars, you landed on his property!

Tybalt: NO! He’s in JAIL! I’m not gonna give money to a criminal!

Gnomeo: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAY!!

Featherstone: Juliet, why is everyone screaming?

Juliet: shut the fuck up, Featherstone! You don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad!

Featherstone: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!

Juliet: ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!!

Everyone: *unholy screeching*

#gnomeo and juliet #incorrect quotes #incorrect gnomeo and juliet quotes #tybalt #benny #nanette #gnomeo #featherstone #juliet #source: theodd1sout