#that sassy little bitch

[abbyholmes]

Oliver Stark just going ‚ehehehehe‘ and posting THAT picture on his Story is just…

He must know it will send the fandom into an even deeper frenzy, and I love him for it.

#buddie #that sassy little bitch #national treasure Oliver Stark #THE TEASING #How Are we supposed to survive until Next Week #Stop hurting the human Golden retriever challenge #911 s6 speculation #911 #911 season 6 #911 on fox

[rayssion]

The gods: we're starting to think you don't really value us as you should anymore.

Percy, wearing a blue bathrobe to the gods meeting: oh no, what could possibly make you think like that.

#he's a little sassy bitch #persassy #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect pjo quotes

[lastminutestarwarsfan]

I was NOT prepared for General Grievous to jump down with a "Hello there" to Obi Wan in the Clone Wars, the original meme just got 10000% funnier. And Obi-Wan remembering some encounter from like 3 years ago and being able to reference it and mock Grievous mid-fight is so ridiculously in character. Yall be mocking Anakin for being dramatic but you forget who his big brother is.

#obi wan is a sassy little bitch #this is getting out of hand now there are two of them #obi wan is a charming little scoundrel #obi wan kenobi #obi wan and anakin #the clone wars #general grievous #Yes I'm not stupid I know this is probably an in joke amongst the writers but I prefer the in-universe explanation #also the absolute scooby doo door gag that is Anakin and Grievous avoiding eachother for that one line in Revenge of the Sith #Star wars #star wars prequels #revenge of the sith

[not-eli]

This is how Sun's minigame went right

#he's such a sassy little fucking bitch. #I love him #Sundrop #fnaf sun #fnaf help wanted 2 #help wanted 2 #lol #fnaf humor #fnaf hw2 #fnaf #dac #daycare attendant

[snyiffle]

#johnny is sad and pathetic and is a little bitch about it (affectionate) and i love him for it #and daniel is a silly guy who can be a little dumb and very sassy and i also love him for it #lawrusso #daniel larusso #johnny x daniel #johnny lawrence #the karate kid

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Milo’s first vid

“Me and my dad” “just bc my dad” “my dad and I” “my dad”

WE GET IT YOU HAVE A DAD. YOU DONT LIKE HIM. GET THE FUCK ON

#it’s low key annoying #this man #he’s so sassy #little Jersey bitch #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted #redactedasmr #redacted milo #redacted audios #redacted milo greer #milo greer

[agentbootyreportingforduty]

ted, depressed and experiencing a traumatic ass event:

sassy, immediately:

#this bitch got a sad ted gps #the way they fuck each time too… where is the class where’s the decorum #she’s a cute character by herself but it’s a little weird atp like 🧍‍♀️ #ted lasso #ted lasso season 3 #ted lasso spoilers #sassy collins #flo collins

[sunshinekryze]

some doodles of our new queen 👑🦉

misplaced my stylus so it was up to me and my finger this time 😔

and yes i added those weird doodles last minute and yes they are unneccesary

#haven't really done much digital art so this is new terrain for me #she's so sassy and i love it #i forgot to colour her eyebrows lol #she's a sassy little bitch #bo katan kryze #bo-katan kryze #bo-katan #the mandalorian #mandalore #the mandalorian s3 #artists on tumblr #finger drawing

[oxydiane]

mcgonagall: mr potter, is that a snake?

harry: this is herbert, professor. he’s here for emotional support

mcgonagall: in what way?

harry: when he talks shit about professor snape and malfoy in a way only i can understand i feel positive emotions

#i am forever upset harry didn’t get a pet snake to like sneak around for him and talk shit about people #it would have been so funny like i can really see him gossip with it at the gryffindor table during breakfast #‘harrrry you will never believe what that prissy bitch malfoy is up to’ #‘so he IS up to something HAH thank you herbert i fucking knew it’ #‘harrrrry let’s tell umbridge to fuck hersssssself’ #hermione is 80% of his impulse control stopping him from doing exactly what his pet snake suggests #ron is like ‘what did herbert say? oh yes he’s absolutely right LETS DO IT’ #can someone make a rewrite where everything is the same but harry has a little sassy pet snake? the snake is just him but snake form #harry potter #headcanon #mcgonagall #minerva mcgonagall #harry james potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes #golden trio #golden trio era #hermione granger #ron weasley #severus snape #draco malfoy

[melmedarda]

⸻ COUNCILOR SALO (serving unparalleled levels of cunt as per usual), Arcane

#let's hear it for the president of the sassy man apocalypse everyone #i love him i really do he has so much attitude in every little gesture #i canon that he hates mel because there can only be two bad bitches on the council.... and it needs to be him ofc #arcane salo #salo arcane #councilor salo #arcane #arcaneedit #arcane netflix #arcane league of legends

[ianthoni]

I just love how he was so sassy in this part 😭😭 playing with everyone and saying they're so close rkfkfkfı

#sassy little bitch #smosh #ian hecox #shayne topp #amanda lehan canto #keith leak jr #challenge pit #he also definitely wanted shayne to wim #idk #shian #shaynian #also #gay

[sacersanguis]

Clark: I never thought I'd ever meet anyone who makes me feel the way you do---

Bruce, flustered on the inside but in deadpan voice: Superman, we are on a mission. This is not the time---

Clark: I wanna kiss the ever living fuck out of you while popping out every single bone in your body because atleast then yA WON'T BE RUNNING AROUND WITH A BROKEN ANKLE AND FRACTURED ARM! Bless your heart Batman, but what the FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU----

Bruce: ...

Entire JL on field, hearing this shit through their comms: ...

Dick, fed up with their bullshit: Do you two have to do this every time we have a world ending crisis going on-

#i love the soft wholesome vibes most people write this ship with #but I AM DOWN SO BAD FOR BICKERING LIKE AN OLD COUPLE SASSY BITCHES IN LOVE superbat #both of them are petty little shits and they also respect the other so much #its glorious #i bet dick is tired of witnessing them nag each other for the billionth time over #bet he just yells GET A ROOM YOU TWO #at some point #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #superbat #dc #dick grayson #justice league #the jl is not even bothered anymore #they all either go #MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING #or #THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING🤪 #internally depending on the age spectrum #one side we have shazam aka billy #other side we have diana #kay and her bs rambles~ #clark's not even embarassed to say shit like this out loud anymore

[katierosefun]

not to be like “ugh aos crew” again but ugh aos crew again spock really got accepted into the most prestigious university on vulcan and was like “haha fuck you <3″ bc they insulted the fact that he’s mixed-race jim banged his forehead in the shuttle within the first 30 seconds he was on board leonard was hiding in the bathroom of said shuttle because he hates flying sulu couldn’t get the ship to warp for the first 3 minutes of his first-ever flight on the enterprise uhura is mostly okay still except she’s also got a thing going with her former professor so maybe that raises some eyebrows (ha) scotty is literally in a butt-fuck middle of nowhere outpost on a death ice planet chekov is. seventeen. i don’t really have much more to add to that except guys your ensign is seventeen years old

#caroline talks #star trek #THEY'RE ALL SO. in their own varying levels. unhinged #me: ah yes. the best of the best. starfleet's best and brightest #[immediately cuts to spock being a sassy little bitch + leonard swearing up and down the ship + jim running around #because his hands have SWELLED TO THE SIZE OF BALLOONS BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN DOCTOR + sulu looking like he wants to die #because spock was said sassy bitch + scotty just being like 'do u know what i've been eating. it sucks' #+ uhura being mostly fine except girlie i know spock's attractive and i know u are both adults but GIRL + chekov just cheerfully going #'seventeen sir :)' and leonard going 'OH GOOD HE'S SEVENTEEN'] #they are so. like. #frankly for all the hate that the reboot movies get i fuckign adore them bc it's like 'you know what. they're all like. young. #they can be stupid.' #like. some of them are in their twenties. do u know what that does to a person #jim kirk is in his twenties and that's the only reason why i'm like ' .. . . . . listen he might be a little bit chaotic but i love him'

[akascow]

big fan of

*jenny approaching crystal with a butcher knife*

charles: crystal might die rn edwin a little help pls

edwin: cant. bit busy rn (no hes not) (hes literally just sitting there)

#dude did not give a fuck about her in the first episode hes so petty i love him #dead boy detectives #dbda #dbdshow #i was not expecting edwin to be my favorite of the two bc i always love charles-type characters more #and it started out that way but the more i rewatch the show the more i love edwin and its surprising me #its because hes a sassy little bitch and he does it so well #jenny the butcher #jenny green #crystal palace #charles rowland #edwin payne

[jrueships]

https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/1712166167572361344

josh says people saying stuff about stef ticks him off 😭 that's the meanest he'll ever get off the field 😭

that was kinda... 😏😏😏

and i definitely know stef feels the same... 😏

" tired of hearing all this nonsense... lot of guys in this league that have that same fire that don't get talked about, but--"

" frankly that kind of ticks me off when people wanna say stuff about him, but... we'll keep that all internal here 🙂🙃🫥."

this is allen at his boiling point omg 😭😭 held back by pr

#reporter: we talked to josh and we asked him a question about y- #stef smirks in Yeah. I Bet You Did. Bitch.😎 we're a two packaged deal. inseparable 😎 (insufferable) im his right hand man. his silly rab- #the sassy pose and the fond smile. theyre so untouchable dramatic ass top of the foodchain powercouple it's Unreal. #WHERE IS THE RPF!?!??!?!???? #josh and allen sooooo fucked after this #fucked HARRRRD bro fucked HARD #and they were both soo ready for it like you cant tell me they didnt fuck nasty after this HELLO #we cant always bet on them winning but the fuck nasty is surely guranteed #diggs had the bed all set up with romantic candlelight and roses and josh hurdled over all that shit just to hold him in his arms #josh caught on fire a little bit but diggs patted the flames down before he could notice #all the snow piled up around their home in buffalo could not muffle the 'youre my qb.. ure my qb' pants& moans which shake those very walls #josh '🙃🙃' the hell outta this interview #he said YOU may not understand diggs horrors but **I** DO!!@@! **I** UNDERSTAND. I GET THEM. #the frustration of seeing everyone hate on his husband when he knows all of that pales in how much stef hates himself #AND THAT MAKES JOSHS LITTLE STUNNED FACE ALL THE MORE SAD LIKE. HES SO HURT FOR STEF. #AND HE JUST KNOWS. he KNOWS the public is gonna spin this horribly. make stef the diva they always degrade him as #josh has CONSTANTLY with like a bear pacing around the cracked glass enclosure barely disguised rage #defended stef from misinterpretation and disdained the diva drama so vehemently #so everytime josh messes up or stef messes up or they lose all josh is thinking and feeling is 'im fucking this up for him even more #i dont care if theyre gonna be mad at me. diggs is hurting. somehow some way. diggs is gonna get Hurt. #and i cant do anything but talk. and i cant even do that well. #it's all my fault i cant do anything im so stupid im so stupid' #saint bernard song 1 hour #that single wide eyed stare he gives his wr bcs all he can do is stare as stef's pain surges #it's not fear of stef as the media tries to portray for qbwr tension. it's fear For stef. #he knows theres hurt. and he knows theres gonna be even more hurting. and. the nail. he knows he cant do anything to help it from stopping #'why couldnt i throw better. i need to just run it to lessen the chances. i need to do something. i need to be better. i have to be better' #meanwhile diggs could care less abt what everyone else thinks about him. he just cares abt how josh thinks. about josh #stef wants to perform well so josh can actually feel well. be able to express anything he wants without worry or treading #diggs/allen

[bagheerita]

#such a sassy little bitch finan. i love you #finan #the last kingdom #tlk rewatch #tlk 3.1