#the biggest shippers

[starlightseraph]

house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.

a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:

- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions

- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies

- chase kills an african dictator

- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient

- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.

- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots

- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest

- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.

- kutner dies for gay marriage

- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles

- house gets recruited by the cia

- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer

- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses

- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain

- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people

- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.

- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.

- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out

- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)

- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live

#if people think r/okbuddyvicodin is insane they should see the source material #hate crimes md #hilson #hugh laurie #rsl #robert sean leonard #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr #rsl biggest hilson hater #r/okbuddyvicodin #tw sui attempt #tw self h4rm #tw self harm #tw self harm mention #dead poets society #dps #yes robert sean leonard aka neil perry from dead poets society is the second main character in this show #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[terymlxyrstdus]

james: i honestly think regulus might like me

remus: yeah…not likely

james: but we even talk sometimes

remus: so do we and he certainly doesn’t like me that way

james: but he even calls me by special nickname potter

remus: that’s your surname

#source: conversation i had with my delulu friends #remus being biggest jegulus shipper but also being james’ reality check #marauders #regulus black #james potter #remus lupin #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #that moment when regulus switchces to james #and then to jamie #ahdkdlmsbdjfs #dead gay wizards #dead gay witches #marauders fandom #marauders era #galaxy

[stagefoureddiediaz]

They let Ryan out of PR jail and he is using his new found freedom to ensure we all know exactly where he stands and and what he thinks about Buck and Eddie and their relationship

#let Ryan do more interviews #sir I thank you for your service #Ryan is the biggest buddie shipper of us all #he loves him to the core will be loving rent free in my head forever #911 abc #ryan guzman #buck and eddie #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley

[disasterstans]

Ryan: *blushing* it's something brand new for both of us

Oliver: they're showing up for each other in different ways.

Buddie shippers:

#eddie x buck #buckley diaz family #evan buck buckley #evan buckley #ryliver #ryan guzman #oliver stark #911 #911 abc #911 ao3 #buddie speculation #buddie #buddie coded #eddie diaz #buck x eddie #ryan is the biggest buddie shipper #correct buddie?

[ilophilia]

Nicasia: I just don't know how Jude got Cardan to fall in love with her.

Taryn: Honestly? Same.

Vivi: It was definitely...new.

Oak: You're acting like they went to war against each other, all she did was hold a knife to his throat and command him for a while! All he did was exile her that one time!

Nicasia, Taryn, Vivi: ...

#given his track record Oak is probably the biggest Jurdan shipper #jude duarte #tfota #cardan greenbriar #tcp #the wicked king #jude x cardan #tqon #jurdan #the cruel prince #the folk of the air

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Barty: Anyone down to take couples counseling and see at what point the therapist realizes we barely know each other?

Pandora: Idiots to lovers, 20k words, angst with a happy ending.

#rosekiller #evan rosier #barty jr #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #pandora #the slytherin skittles #pandora being the biggest rosekiller shipper #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s #gay dead wizards #marauders #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes

[heartstopperthoughts]

Shoutout to Sarah Nelson

#she gets it #she is their biggest cheerleader #and biggest shipper #heartstopper #heartstopper comic #Heartstopper vol 4 #Heartstopper volume 4 #nick and charlie #nick x charlie #narlie #nick nelson #charlie spring #sarah nelson

[tvlandofficiall]

how ya feeling papyton shippers

#ooc #utdr #utdr newsletter #papyrus #papyrus undertale #undertale #papyton #im not the biggest papyton shipper but i do like them quite a bit. good job gang

[evilkaeya]

Everyone moved on but I didn't. Who came up with this? How did they tell the team? Did they just say "yea we're gonna make Chuuya lean really close into Dazai's face and surround them with camellias, the flower of love, devotion, and care" and everyone started clapping?

#NOT TO MENTION ASAGIRI GREENLIT THIS #that man is the biggest skk shipper #you can't convince me otherwise #the first time i saw this i thought it was a fanart #being a skk stan is wild #someone could tell me yea there's an offical art of them fucking and I'd be like wait are u /srs or /j #skk #soukoku

[ssaronance]

no bc this was crazy

#4 biggest ronance shippers wbk #ronance #stranger things

[starlightseraph]

wilson is so obviously gay that i don’t even consider it a headcanon.

he meets women and he genuinely tries to be their friends. they pursue him, and he lets it happen. he gives them everything they want, and he never asks them to do anything for him. he doesn’t want them to even try meet any of his needs, because they can’t. then, when he realises that he’s unfulfilled, he lets other women pursue him and lets those relationships happen too, but he’s still unfulfilled. his wives and girlfriends all leave him, and he lets it happen without much of a fight because he’s not really attached to them. he canonically has problems getting it up.

he’s a completely passive non-participant in his relationships. the only person he ever fights to stay with is house. the only person he takes the initiative to leave is house. the only person he opens up to and has fun with and actually does things with is house. he actively ignores and tries to get away from his partners in favour of spending time with house. his wives blame house for breaking up their marriages and think house is a home wrecker. house constantly tries to come out as bisexual and wilson is completely in denial and just ignores it every time. he gets weirdly defensive when people assume that he and house are together.

rsl i’m sorry but you really did play the gayest little fucker in the history of television.

#rsl would hate me for saying this. hugh laurie would love me for it. #hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr #rsl biggest hilson hater #james wilson #rsl #house md #hilson #hate crimes md #hugh laurie #gregory house #greg house #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[fossilizedhysterics]

cw for suggestive humor🙏 . . . . . . . . . .

today, i bring you more funnies. tomorrow? who knows.

#suggestive #should i tag this as nsfw?? idk if its serious enough 4 that #im not used to like. actually tagging shit and giving warnings. but i gained like a handful of followers in the past week and i just #dont wanna upset anyone #so im trying my best #intrulogical #dukeciet #logince #mociet #also its not in this post. but i need you to understand #that i am the biggest dlampr shipper on the planet #i just need everyone to know that #if dlampr has a million fans i am one. if dlampr has 100 fans i am one. if dlampr has 1 fan it is me #if dlampr has no fans i am dead #if the world is against dlampr i am against the world #these bitches GAY. good for them. #sanders sides #tss #ts sides #sasi #sasi art #sanders sides art #tss fanart #remus sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #janus sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #my art

[biggest12fan]

JO IS ONE OF US JO IS ONE OF US I REPEAT JO IS ONE OF US!!!!

#jo biggest thochei shipper since 1973 #jo grant #my beloved #thoschei #threegado #dr who #classic who #dw #doctor who #3rd doctor #third doctor #delgado!master #frontier in space

[ibenology]

Did Tom really think he could just say that Loki and Mobius “have taught each other something profound about the experience of being alive” and get away with it?

#SIR #biggest lokius shipper forreal #he is in our team #loki #lokius #loki x mobius #mobius m mobius #tom hiddleston #josh horowitz #happy sad confused

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Fishing Interlude

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #ONE HUNDERED (+6 bonus) COMICS BABY!!!! WE MADE IT! #There's still at least 200 more to go at the rate I'm going but still! Triple digits for a comic project feels worth celebrating. #I'm no stranger to setting myself on projects but this is certainly the most adventurous and long-term one I've undertaken. #The aim was to be done by the end of September (whoops (I also took a few breaks to post other stuff)) But I'm still having fun! #Thank you all so much for joining me on this journey! I have a celebration announcement tomorrow! #Sorry this one doesn't really feel like a 'comic 100'. It's sandwiched between two comics that were supposed to be 'comic 100'... #I love how excited Jingyi is to be in the garden. And I will never miss an opportunity to have them fish. #Slowly...I am setting up my punchline with all this. I promise it's leading somewhere. #Lan Sizhui didn't fit into the frame for panel 3 so I like to think he dove in after a fish #Afterall that's were lan zhan is in this comic. Under the water. Hunting. LSZ is just following what his mentor taught him. #Sorry I broke Jingyi's characterization for this punchline. He's one of the biggest wangxian shippers in canon. But fishing comes first.

[nimrism]

post-revival merthur where morgana is alive and their biggest shipper

*playing twister*

morgana: okay, arthur, right hand red

arthur: *ends up on top of merlin*

merlin: wait— morgana, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

morgana: i stopped spinning about 10 turns ago i'm surprised you didn't notice sooner

#merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #merlin x arthur #morgana pendragon #she's their biggest shipper #post-revival fluff because nothing bad ever happens to any of them #s5 finale? what finale? idk what ur talking about #they're all fruity #incorrect quotes #merlin incorrect quotes