Pyrrha: Hello, Jaune~! I got you something for Beloved's Day~!
Jaune: Oh, thanks! What did you.. get.. me..? It's... a plushie... of you.
Pyrrha: Mhm~! Isn't she so adorable~?
Jaune: She... kinda looks weird.
Pyrrha: Well, I'll see you tonight for our date, okay? (Kisses) Don't be late~! (Walks out)
Jaune: Huh... Was kinda hoping for a night in than a night out. Oh, well. I'll just watch funny videos until tonight.
Jaune: Ah, geez... Why is my algorithm always full of girls dancing until their clothes fall off?
Jaune: ...Whoa. This is... kinda cool, actually. Huh?
Jaune: ACK! PYRRHA DOLL! I was, uh, just looking for the sports channel!
Pyrrha Plush: ...
Jaune: So... What's new?
Pyrrha Plush: ...
Jaune: Uh, is that cotton or polyester or..?
Pyrrha Plush: ...
Jaune: ...Wh-What?
Pyrrha Plush: ..!
Jaune: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Pyrrha Plush: (Holding a rusty knife)
Jaune: Okie-dokie~! I'm gonna go hang out with Pyrrha! Don't wanna keep her waiting~! (Leaves)
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Nora: (Sitting at "Nora's Magical Doodads")
Pyrrha: (Handing over a fat wad) It's been a pleasure doing business with you, Nora~.
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