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venting-town · 6 months
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If me being glad that somebody harms or kills a child molester makes me bad or s” supportive of evil “, then that’s what that makes me
I’ve been labeled worse, not that it matters
Correlation does NOT equal causation. I’d be super happy ( words don’t describe it ) if Beau would kill himself or if somebody else killed him. And that’s okay.
The law/“ rules “ somehow say SOME murder is justified/okay, or that’s it’s okay for certain groups ( such as the military or cops, or people defending themselves ) to kill others
However, let’s call it what it is. It’s called murder. Yet we try to add rules and boundaries as to what is “ acceptable “ murder and what isn’t “ acceptable murder “
And we do it to try to make ourselves feel better/have order.
Yet. Order isn’t always good or best, neither is chaos. And you don’t need either to be honest, with or without or etc the reality/“ reality “ of it
Anyways. I, for one, think that if somebody murders somebody who is rapes/molests them or somebody they care about, is NOT inherently bad and they do NOT deserve to go to jail for it
And if they ARE jailed because of “ law “ or lackthereof or etc, they deserve to be treated with kindness and compassion
No. Not all murder is bad. But it IS bad that things have to come up to murder. Such as when victims get raped/abused/molested/etc. Then THEY get labeled as “ monsters “ or “ liars “ or “ family destroyers “ or whatever else when they retaliate.
And they aren’t. It’s okay to acknowledge certain laws are unjust. Even when it is law.
And some laws need readjusting with new perspective. Because of society/“ society “ and all that
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to-be-enchanted · 6 months
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maybe if i fuck up enough they’ll finally realize something is wrong
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chaoticace2005 · 3 months
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Reasons why Niffty might be so small:
(Related: list of why she has one eye.)
1. To represent the fact that her whole life she felt looked down on by people living in the world as a mixed-race woman in the 50s
2. So she can crawl through the vents easily.
3. Budget cuts. All the money for height was used on Angel, Sir Pentious and Valentino. So there was very little left for Niffty.
4. She was one of Santa’s elves until she fled to become a dentist.
5. Why aren’t YOU that short? God, some people!
6. Everyone else is abnormally tall.
7. To stab people’s ankles when they least expect it.
8. So she can be closer to the floor and closer to the bugs.
9. So she can fit in the oven to take naps.
10. It’s a good size to sneak up behind someone while they’re talking and stab them :)
11. Angel stole it from her.
12. She’s half Egg Boi.
13. With deals with Alastor when you trade away your soul you also trade away part of your height. This happened to Husk too to a lesser extent and is why Alastor can grow to be so tall.
14. She’s a bug puppeting a doll of a demon. This was the biggest size they had.
15. She was actually really tall in life and this is her eternal punishment.
16. Unlike the other characters she never got out through a taffy puller.
17. She’d be too powerful if she was any larger.
18. You need to sleep to grow. Niffty never does.
19. She’s Alastor’s ventriquist dummy
20. So her eye to body size ration is REALLY out of wack
21. She lost the bottom half of her body in the Great Pirate War
22. To consolidate her power. Short people contain energy in a smaller amount of space, making it more pressurized, the more pressure the more powerful.
23. The ears Alastor has actually used to be her feet, but she didn’t want them so she gave them away.
24. Rosie and Alastor got hungry once
25. Every kill she has takes a mm from her height (you don’t want to know how tall she was originally.)
26. So she can be closer in size to her greatest love, a roomba with knives.
27. She knife monopolied too hard once. Got in debt, you can fill in the blanks.
28. So her enemies underestimate her
29. So she can hide under your bed and you will NEVER know :)
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thelonelyempath · 1 year
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Nonverbal Love Prompts (saying "I love you" without saying "I love you")
Laying on your partner's lap while watching a movie
2. Cooking your partner's favorite meal
3. Giving your partner a massage after a stressful day
4. Randomly hugging your partner out of nowhere (bonus points if you're not a physically affectionate person)
5. Forehead, cheek, nose, and hand kisses
6. Kissing your partner's scars to show that you care
7. Remembering a tiny, insignificant fact about your partner because you thought it was interesting
8. KIssing your partner's knuckles to ease their anxiety
9. Playing with your partner's hair until they fall asleep
10. Watching over your partner with adoration as they sleep on your lap
11. Buying/making your partner something that reminds you of them
12. Laying on your partner's chest and listening to their heartbeat
13. Holding your partner's hand in crowds so you/they don't get lost
14. Texting your partner to tell them you got home safe/make sure they got home safe
15. Cuddling your partner back to sleep after a nightmare
16. Listening to your partner vent about whatever's bothering them
17. Helping your partner with chores/homework
18. Sharing your food with your partner
19. Laughing at your partner's jokes, even if you don't find them that funny
20. Taking care of your partner when they're sick or injured
21. Giving your partner your jacket when they're cold
22. Tucking a strand of your partner's hair behind their ear to better see their face
23. Adjusting your schedule to spend more time with your partner
24. Getting your partner out of a situation that makes them uncomfortable
25. Intertwining your fingers with your partner's while making love
26. Holding your partner against your chest and letting them cry when they're upset
27. Giggling at how cute your partner is when they blush
28. Clinging to your partner when you're tired
29. Deep, passionate, breathless kisses that leave you aching for more
30. Dancing with your partner in the living room
31. Defending your partner in their absence
32. Smiling at your partner just to see them smile back at you
33. Back hugs
34. Having a conversation with your partner using only your eyes
35. Looking at your partner fondly, appreciating the fact that they exist and they're in your life
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prettyboychainsaw · 9 months
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Gather up variants, cultists, software guys, business majors, and independent journalists alike for (the first?) Outlastober in the year of our lord, the Walrider, 2023.
I tried to get a good variety from all the currently out games. Feel free to write, draw, spatter, or whatever else you can think of for every day of October! Or every other day. Or not at all. I can't control your schedule.
Anywho, tag it with Outlastober2023 and @prettyboychainsaw so I can see it! Good luck! And remember, you're not a fighter.
Plain text under the cut.
1.) My friend, Billy.
2.) Wedding gift / something old, something new
3.) Broken lenses
4.) God?
5.) We want you!
6.) I Deserve to be punished
7.) Jane Doe
8.) St. Sybil
9.) Tongues and teeth
10.) Liver and tongues
11.) Silky
12.) Crown of thorns
13.) Trager Juice
14.) Life support
15.) Trinity
16.) Little pig!
17.) Committed
18.) Gluskin's Hell
19.) Elevator
20.) Beautiful
21.) Vulgar
22.) Frank's Kitchen
23.) Vents and grates
24.) Decontamination
25.) Nachtmahr
26.) Hope
27.) The morgue
28.) Fired
29.) Radio tower
30.) Numb
31.) Kill the snitch!
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artoutoftheblue · 2 months
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snowyaika · 4 months
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to start off strong, and to give me more motivation to write, i’m opening my asks for requests!!! please feel free to request certain characters or prompts, whatever you’d like!! 
here’s a list of some dialogue i’m up for putting into my work!! but you can always request more than whats put here!!!🫀
[angst]
1: “i wish you never had trusted me.”
2: “i guess this is a lesson in not trusting people, right?”
3: “none of it was real, but i wish it was.”
4: “from the day we met, i knew i’d hurt you eventually.”
5: “i told you not to get too close to me.”
6: “i never loved you.”
7: “what was going through your head when i told you i loved you?”
8: “say you never loved me, say it.”
9: “what are you going to do, shoot me? do it.”
10: “don’t make me kill you.”
[hurt/comfort]
11: “you are what’s important right now.” 
12: “i don’t have anyone anymore.” “ you have me.”
13: “it’s okay, you know. if you need to vent.” 
14: “please don’t go.” 
15: “why didn’t you tell me the nightmares were back? you know i never minded helping with them.”
16: “you know my door is always open to you.”
17: “you shouldn’t smoke, you know.”
18: “you shouldn’t be out here by yourself.” 
19: “you’re not as bad as everyone says you are.”
20: “i just thought you’d like some company.”
[fluff/humor]
21: “are you jealous? want me all to yourself, do you?”
22: “i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile.”
23: “i knew you had a heart.”
24: “would it be too cliche if we matched armor?”
25: “quit smiling at me, you’re making me mess up.” 
26: “i’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but i just can’t get my head that far up my ass.” 
27: “i don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how i feel.”
28: “i turned out liking you a lot more than i originally planned.” 
29: “don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”
30: “i just lied to a guard, am i badass or what?” 
aanddd there we go!! as of right now i’m open to all characters, but i cannot promise they will all be romantic! if i don’t feel confident enough writing for them, i’ll just make it platonic! 
also i see other writers do this, where people have their own anons! if you’d like to be one, do your thing! 
ask away! 🫀
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vibratingskull · 5 months
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The last farewell
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Tags : Angst/hurt/comfort, physical remission, hospital, reader is disabled
You spend your time in the hospital learning how to walk again when Thrawn visits you with an unexpected demand
FemaleReader x Thrawn
“Another step”, the meddroid proposes its voice echoing in the gymnase. 
You hold down the parallel bar and take another step, unsure. 
You're trembling, searching for your balance on those robotic legs. You're not used to them yet. They feel foreign to you despite connecting to your nervous system. Your muscles are shaking as you relearn how to walk. 
You lost so much. 
“Continue the rehabilitation, you are on the right track!” the droid speaks with what is surely supposed to be coded as excitement in the voice, but it just comes out weird. 
You sit on your wheelchair and take out the legs, you still have an immense hill ahead of you. 
You sigh. You're tired. 
“Let's go to your room,” the droid informe stepping forward to push you. 
“No. I'll do it myself,” you decide, waving at him to get out of your way. 
You roll in the hallway, lost in your thoughts. You have so much work ahead of you, so much to reconquer… You're supposed to receive the visit of lower officers but you don't want their pity thrown in your face, you need peace. 
You want peace. 
You arrive at his room. 
You don't get your hopes up, but you can't help it. 
You pass the door… and sigh. 
Vez is still in a coma. 
You roll up to his bed. 
“Hello friend. It is particularly sunny today, you would love to stroll in the garden and sketch some plants.“
He is unresponsive. It's not like a doctor told you he would wake up soon, but it still pains you to see. 
If they have been cruel to you, they have been down right animalistic to Vez. His legs have been cut and he lost both of his lekkus. You're not totally aware of what it entails but you remember the lekkus hold some brain tissues. The docs say he will not have long term brain damages but you doubt he will see it that way. What they took was irreplaceable and you're afraid of his reaction. 
For now he's sleeping peacefully as you were, unaware of his body's damages. Like you his brain puts him in a deep sleep to prevent him from damaging his psyche, docs say he will wake up when the brain will have finished processing what happened but he can still hear around him and feel some sensations. So you come here everyday to talk, to vent, to speak of everything and nothing, trying to put him at ease the best you can. You take his hands, caress his forehead, his cheek, you tell him tales of Ryloth and your own planet, anything you could think about. After the Chimaera left you both at a military hospital you observed these habits religiously. Thrawn wanted first to put Vez in a civil hospital but you refused and fought him on that until he surrendered. You wanted to be here when your friend woke up. 
“I'm making progress with the legs, I thought they would be heavier but once they have been connected to your nervous system they are so light.“
Your hand reaches for the metallic apparatus they jabbed in your spine to control the legs and grazes it lightly.
“We don't stop medical progress,” you say almost to yourself.
You hear his bed neighbor cough, you tilt your head to see if they need help. 
“By the way, yesterday your mom tried to see you. She can't because it's a military hospital but your family is worried about you. I could discuss a bit with her, you're so alike it is fascinating, you caress his cheek, you take his hand and squeeze it. Don't worry, I'll ask Thrawn to put pressure on the direction so she could see you.” 
“A Grand Admiral influence is not supposed to be used as such,” a voice rises behind you. 
You jump in your wheelchair before turning your head to Thrawn, hands clasped behind his back with an interrogative gaze. 
“You scared me,” you chastise him. “How did you know I was here ?” 
“I knew you would not be present at your own meeting with the officers, you were not in the gymnase, it was the only logical option.” 
You nod. Of course. He comes to sit next to you and observe the body of Vez in silence. 
“He did not wake up?” He asks with a soft voice. 
“Not yet,” you shake your head. “The doctors aren't optimistic.“
He nods in silence. 
”Why are you here ?” You inquire. 
He turns towards you with a puzzled look. 
“To give you what you asked me,” he responds like it was obvious. 
You can see the bag he's transporting
“Yes of course, but what are you doing here, on Coruscant ?” 
“I have a martial court about how I supposedly almost destroyed a city to retrieve you.” 
You flush. 
“Didn't you ?” You tease. 
“Absolutely not, each parameter was studied to do the least damage possible, but it was impossible not to deal some damage to the buildings nearby. The arrest of a large slave abductors demanded some sacrifices.” 
He sounds almost angry, but you know better. You hide your smile, it is pretty funny to see Thrawn flounder in politics, it has an innocent and moving side to it. Without thinking about it you take his hand and kiss it. He looks you in the eyes with an unreadable expression. You immediately regret it, maybe he doesn't like physical demonstration of affection in public… 
“Let me escort you to your room,” he says. 
He rises and goes to push your wheelchair, once again you refuse. 
“No, no, no. I can do it. Let me do it.” 
You head towards the room, side by side, he gently adjusts his pace to yours. You advance in silence in the corridors. 
You really hope you didn't cross a line with him… 
You enter, he goes straight to open the window while you maneuver to go to bed. He closes and locks the door and sits on the bed. You look at him with sorry spelled in your eyes. He grasps your hand and caresses it with his thumbs. 
“ I heard you will soon be interrogated by the ISB agents.”
“In three days,” you sigh,” it promises to be hilarious.”
“It is for the good of the Empire.”
“Sure…”
You gulp, in reality you try as much as you can to not think about what happened or you feel yourself overflowed by hate, anger and sorrow. 
It’s eating you alive, terrifying you. You may or may have not exaggerated certain symptoms to get a higher dosage of the drugs to get high and forget. You don’t brag about it to Thrawn, obviously.
“ The date of the trial have been chosen,” he continues
You dig your nails in the sheet.
“Okay…”
Thrawn already explained to you how Nather was surprised by the flash operation, how him and his goons fighted in each rooms, how much lives he took, how he almost made the entire structure collapse on itself with everyone under it when he realized he was trapped but was swiftly disarmed by a precise shot of one of the Stormtroopers. Now he remains silent, surrounded by his army of lawyers in the prisons of the Empire, he refuses to give any intel or names to the ISB agents, hiding behind his pride and his fan. As a prominent Governor he doesn't get the rough treatment, but they are not nice to him either, he holds on surprisingly well. 
You’re not ecstatic at the idea of seeing him again, even in the perspective of his own trial. You’re happy justice will be served, but you don’t know how you’ll react in his present. Will you burst into tears or try to kill him on the spot? Maybe you will go into a deafening torpor and dissociate completely from your body. You don’t know… for now the simple idea of seeing him again makes you sick. 
Thrawn puts your hand to his lips and kisses it delicately. 
“I know it is painful and uncomfortable, but it must be done, he tries to comfort you, be strong.”
You gulp.
“ … Will you be with me?”
“ I have to give my own testimony, so yes. I will be at your side.”
You feel relieved to hear that, knowing that you won’t be alone in this trial alleviate the pain and ease the knot in your stomach.
Thrawn reaches for the bag, changing the difficult subject
“I brought you what you asked for.”
You take it to verify what it holds. You found your purse, the key to your apartment, some holos, your personal datapad… You thank him with a heartfelt smile. He nods with a serious face. 
“There is also an important matter I wish to discuss with you,” he says with the most stern face. 
“Okay ?” 
You brace yourself, he looks a bit tense and that scares you. What could possibly put him in this state ? Are you both suspected in the affair? Did you do something wrong? Outside of getting yourself imprisoned like a damn rookie. Is he gonna criticize your tactical decisions on that day? Is he entangled in problems after helping you out? Did they criticize him for engaging in armed conflicts while on supposed vacation. Come to think of it, he surely didn't take any vacations and planned this from the beginning. 
You look at him ready for any slap across the face, but he manages to surprise you. 
“(Y/n), would you live with me?” 
The air is punched out of your lungs and you can't think straight during three seconds 
“ Would I… What ?” 
By reflex you retract your hand from his and pull the sheet over yourself. 
“Would you live with me?” 
“Yes, I heard the first-I mean… Urgh... Why ?” 
He holds his chin like he is gathering arguments. 
“I do not think you will be able to keep the apartment Governor Satlove is paying for you.” 
You tried to push that thought away so many times, but he's right, unfortunately. 
“And I am already living in the apartment you rent me, I think we should try.”
Well, you didn’t see him as that keen but it looks like you were wrong. And you can’t help a snarky remark.
“ Isn’t it just an adroit ploy to stop paying me your rent?” You grin.
“ No, I am serious, I think we can both benefit from that idea.”
“ I know. It’s a joke. I was joking.”
He looks like he’s computing the info. 
You munch on your lower lip, feeling like a little girl. You giggle, squirming on the bed like a child. 
You never lived with one of your… partners? 
“It seemed to me like a good solution, but I understand you would not appreciate the idea,” he tempers.
“No, no, no! It’s a good idea! It’s just… It’s so sudden.”
“ I figured that is what people like us tend to do.”
“ And what “people like us” are?” You ask.
He seems to think about it.
“Ch'an'ecivon'ot.”
“I have no idea what that means.” You smile wryly
“In basic you would say…” He caresses your hand with the tip of his fingers “Soulmates.”
You freeze again, processing the info.
“That is what we are then?” you ask breathlessly. “Isn’t it a tad dramatic?”
“You think?” He smiles lightly “I thought about us and I liked how that sounded.”
He seems to notice your reluctance.
“I shocked you.”
“No? No, no,no” You try and temper “It’s just that you're coming out really strong and serious and…”
“Yes, I am serious. I am serious about our relationship. Are you not?”
“I… Didn’t have time to properly think about it.” You admit.
He gauges you up and down.
“Do you love me?” he asks bluntly.
You're so taken aback, being cornered like that. Your mouth and throat are dry, you open your lips to speak but nothing comes out.
You love him.
You do, oh yes you do.
But you never worded it, and even less spoke it out loud.
He seems to relax and smile sadly at your discomfited expression.
“Pardon me. It is wrong of me to ask you without telling you first. I should not have put you in a corner like that.” He gently holds your face and kiss your forehead, “Do not fret, cha’cah.”
You slowly relax under his touch.
“Alright, I must go now. I wish you a rapid recovery… “
He seems to hesitate. 
“And come back to me quickly,” he said it so low you almost didn’t hear it.
But you did hear it.
He kisses your forehead and leaves the room.
You look in your purse if he didn’t put your comlink in, but find something else. With a raised eyebrow you take out the envelope simply signed with “Eli”. You completely forgot about that. You never took the time to read the last letter your friend left for you.  You open it carefully, taking ou the folded sheet of paper.
“ (Y/n), I hope this letter finds you better than when I left. I must leave to help Thrawn, but I trust we will see each other again, if you stay by his side it is bound to happen, I am sure. Do not leave his side, it is the most secure place in all the galaxy, and I have reason to think you are not safe. I had the occasion to speak with Governor Satlove alone, and this man sent shivers down my spine, I see nothing behind his eyes but a black void. I do not trust this man (Y/n) and so should you, something is not right with him. He made some inappropriate advances and tried to convert me to his church without my interest. I pushed him back but he insisted. There is something about him downright animalistic and uncivilized despite the dignity he drapes himself in. I had the occasion to speak about it with Thrawn and he agreed with me. Do not refuse the help of a friend, and accept my warning. I picked upon your disdain towards me recently, and even though I don’t know why I want you safe. If I ever did something to anger you, know that I am truly sorry. I wish I could tell you face to face, but I have to go. 
Farewell my friend, I hope to see you under better auspices.
Eli.”
This time tears roll down freely, your body is shaken by sobs, your hands holding the letter tremble erratically. 
“Eli… Oh Eli…” You cry.
How could you? How could you doubt him? Your own friend. But maybe you don’t deserve to call him friend after how you treated him. You hold the letter against your heart. He never deceived you, it’s all Nather’s fault, isolating you more and more, until you had no friend remaining. But he couldn’t get rid of Thrawn and Eli completely. And he won’t be able anymore…
“Hey, girl! How are you feeling?”
You raise your head in surprise, an overjoyed Karyn is here but her expression changes immediately when she sees you crying. She immediately sits on the bed and takes your hand.
“What’s happening (Y/n)?”
“Eli… Eli…“ You can’t formulate a proper sentence.
She takes you in her arms and cradles you.
”We will find him. I promise,” she assures.
She doesn't know the truth, and it is not your place to reveal it. So you just hug her back, squeezing her in your arm, appreciating the warmth of a friend.
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caramelcuppaccino · 2 years
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lunlun's autumn studying challenge! #studyingunderthefallingleaves
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Hi and hello everyone! Welcome to my blog and my studying challenge! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧ My name is Lunlun. I am creating this challenge because my uni started on October and I want to motivate myself and keep track of my studies. I hope you will participate and enjoy the challenge too!
• How to participate?
Just reblog this post! You don't need to follow me or anything like that. And do not forget to post your posts with the hashtag #studyingunderthefallingleaves so that everyone can see your posts! You do not need to start at a certain date. I wouldn’t even mind if you started the challenge during summer :] Just try to enjoy it and make sure you’re taking breaks and taking good care of yourself!
• Prompts:
Day 1: Welcome! Let’s start with a simple question: What is your major/What do you study?
Day 2: Share your goals for this challenge. What do you want to accomplish by the end of it?
Day 3: What does autumn mean for you?
Day 4: Share a song that has autumn vibes with us.
Day 5: Why did you choose your major/what you study?
Day 6: Are there other languages you learn besides your native langauge? If so, which ones?
Day 7: What is the best place to study for you in autumn?
Day 8: What do you like to drink while you study? You can share the recipe if you want!
Day 9: Do you have a memory, which happened during autumn, you remember with a smile on your face?
Day 10: What is your favorite thing about your major? Why?
Day 11: Which one of your courses do you like the most? And the one you just can’t like no matter what you do?
Day 12: Do you have any studying methods you use? If so, share them with us (please *sobs*)!
Day 13: Which one do you prefer: Digital devices and online platforms or notebooks and books? And why?
Day 14: Share a picture of your favorite pen/pencil!
Day 15: You’ve finished the half of the challenge (for now as more prompts will be added), so let’s look back at your goals. Are you getting closer to accomplishing them?
Day 16: Share an article you’ve read and enjoyed recently.
Day 17: What is your favorite thing about having a studyblr blog?
Day 18: Share a YouTube channel and/or a podcast you like to watch/listen that inspires you.
Day 19: How was your day? You can talk about anything; vent or share a moment. I personally am willing to hear!
Day 20: Where are you from and how is the school system in your country? As a prospective teacher, I like to hear about different education systems. For example, in my country, we have a 4+4+4 system where students study elementary, middle school and high school (seperately) for four years. Most departmens in universities are also for four years; however, medicine students, for example, have to study for six years.
Day 21: Share a random fact you know.
Day 22: What is your best feature according to you?
Day 23: Okay, you have to praise yourself with at least two sentences. Go! I am listening!
Day 24: What do you think about homeworks? Do you think they are necessary or just burden for students?
Day 25: What was your favorite subject as a child?
Day 26: What advice would you give to people who want/will start to study your major?
Day 27: What book are you reading right now? Do you like it so far?
Day 28: Share a playlist you listen to while studying.
Day 29: What is your favorite autumn food?
Day 30: It’s been a month already! How are you feeling? Is keeping up with the challenge tiring? Have you enjoyed it so far? Please share your thoughts!
• From Lunlun: I will add more prompts later, probably for 30 days again. I am posting this part for now as if I try to write more now, I know it’ll take more time for me to share the challenge and don’t wanna miss autumn!
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grimoiregradient · 4 months
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A Month of Mental Wellness - February Spell A Day Challenge
I wanted to write this month’s challenge focused on both self love and mental health in general, so this is the resulting theme- taking care of yourself and your mind. As always, don’t be intimidated by the concept of doing a spell every single day. Just focus on creating or writing the spell, and if you have the energy to perform it, go ahead and do as many as you can!
Day 1 | Spell | Courage
Day 2 | Bath | Mindfulness
Day 3 | Spell Jar | Gratitude
Day 4 | Potion | Beauty
Day 5 | Glamour | Confidence
Day 6 | Sigil | Shadow
Day 7 | Spell | Vent
Day 8 | Charm | Growth
Day 9 | Divination | Fears
Day 10 | Sigil | Acceptance 
Day 11 | Bath | Mental Stimulation
Day 12 | Ritual | Inner Monologue
Day 13 | Spell Jar | Happiness
Day 14 | Spell | Self-Love
Day 15 | Glamour | Respect
Day 16 | Potion | Connection
Day 17 | Sigil | Journal
Day 18 | Spell | Inner Child
Day 19 | Divination | Progress
Day 20 | Charm | Grounding
Day 21 | Bath | Reflection
Day 22 | Spell Jar | Routine
Day 23 | Sigil | Rest
Day 24 | Glamour | Communicate
Day 25 | Ritual | Habit
Day 26 | Divination | Reframe
Day 27 | Bath | Comfort
Day 28 | Charm | Boundaries
Day 29 | Spell | Forgiveness
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ms-m-astrologer · 20 days
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Transiting Mercury’s greatest western elongation
Timeline (current events in bold)
Tuesday, March 19, 03:39 UT - Mercury enters pre-retrograde shadow, 15°59’ Aries
Monday, March 25, 02:35 UT - Mercury’s greatest eastern elongation, 23°29’ Aries
Thursday, March 28 - Mercury enters “Storm”
Monday, April 1, 22:14 UT - Mercury stations retrograde, 27°13’ Aries
Thursday, April 11, 23:03 UT - Sun-Mercury inferior conjunction, 22°32’ Aries
Thursday, April 25, 12:54 UT - Mercury stations direct, 15°59’ Aries
Sunday, May 5 - Mercury exits “Storm”
Thursday, May 9, 23:24 UT - Mercury’s greatest western elongation, 23°42’ Aries
Monday, May 13, 09:01 UT - Mercury exits post-retrograde shadow, 27°13’ Aries
Mercury’s “greatest western elongatiom” occurs when the little planet is as far behind the Sun, in the Zodiac, as it is going to be in a given cycle. (Venus has them, too.) It acts a little like a First Quarter lunar phase. For most of us, the greatest western elongation will feel like our brains are finally up and running. We’re sharper, mentally, and eager to make up for lost time.
Mercury makes one more aspect before exiting its post-retrograde shadow: a third and final conjunction to Eris, Saturday, May 11, 10:25 UT, at 25°05’ Aries. We’re speaking up and speaking out - directly, with clarity. The “low roa” would be picking fights with people, and venting our anger via sarcasm - where the “higher road” might involve defending those who cannot speak for themselves.
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best-td2021-ship · 5 months
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SEEKING PROPAGANDA!
THE RESULTS ARE IN: 2026's top 88 ships have been decided and matched 🤩 but they could use more propaganda!
Ships in bold have received ZERO or only emojis, but I'm still taking more for the others too! 🩶
SHIPS BELOW THE CUT
Round 1 matchups:
1) Jarlo (Jared x Milo) vs Vicaige (Vic x Paige)
2) Coled (Cole x Jared) vs Chadlie (Chad x Charlie)
3) #Joke (Jordan x Mike) vs Bamboe (Bambi x Chloe)
4) Drewstyna (Drew x Chrystyna) vs Meric (Matt x Beric)
5) Adios (Ada x Rio) vs Sethdan (Seth x Jordan)
6) Cordarren (Cordelia x Darren) vs Haybell (Hayden x Izzy)
7) Dannola (Dannie x Lola) vs Vicdan (Vic x Jordan)
8) Andred (Drew x Jared) vs Colie (Cole x Charlie)
9) Jordstyna (Jordan x Chrystyna) vs Paigike (Paige x Mike)
10) The Babes (Darren x Milo x Paige x Vic) vs Colestyna (Cole x Chrystyna)
11) Loss (Leaf x Moss) vs Bambola (Bambi x Lola)
12) Danole (Daniel x Cole) vs Mikrew (Mike x Drew)
13) Chlostyna (Chloe x Chrystyna) vs Mikecest (Mike x himself)
14) Darrestyna (Darren x Chrystyna) vs Charcola (Charlie x Cole x Lola)
15) Mosslie (Moss x Charlie) vs Lizola (Liza x Lola)
16) Chrysambie (Chrystyna x Bambi) vs ">6'0"" (Drew x Leaf x Vic x Darren)
17) Coledan (Cole x Jordan) vs Libdan (Libby x Jordan)
18) Jordola (Jordan x Lola) vs Chleaf (Chloe x Leaf)
19) Charlola (Charlie x Lola) vs Milke (Milo x Mike)
20) Lolaniel (Lola x Daniel) vs Jordarren (Jordan x Darren)
21) Lizaniel (Liza x Daniel) vs Mikribby (Mike x Drew x Libby)
22) Darrike (Darren x Mike) vs Cola (Cole x Lola)
23) Chadarren (Chad x Darren) vs Vichloestyna (Vic x Chloe x Chrystyna)
24) O'ković (Piper x Mads) vs Cordeliannisa (Cordelia x Annisa)
25) Annielric (Annisa x Daniel x Beric) vs Channisa (Charlie x Annisa)
26) Dannisa (Dannie x Annisa) vs Julison (Julian x Addison)
27) Rodrusso (Rio x Paige) vs Julidan (Julian x Jordan)
28) Haystyna (Hayden x Chrystyna) vs The Last Placers (Leaf x Manny x Mike x Jordan x Isaac)
29) Colennisambi (Cole x Annisa x Bambi) vs Paibbyden (Paige x Libby x Hayden)
30) Loleveryone (Lola x the rest of the cast) vs Riodan (Rio x Jordan)
31) Lizanison (Liza x Daniel x Addison) vs Piperio (Piper x Rio)
32) Cassilo (Cassie x Milo) vs Russanwallaghan (Paige x Annisa x Cordelia x Piper)
33) Roxaige (Roxy x Paige) vs Danison (Daniel x Addison)
34) Isaac² (Isaac x Izzy) vs Skaterclown (Hayden x Rio)
35) "<5'5"" (Annisa x Cassie x Jared x Jordan x Liv x Lola) vs Isaannie (Isaac x Dannie)
36) Emoskaterclown (Izzy x Hayden x Rio) vs Maddisola (Mads x Addison x Lola)
37) Pipdelia (Piper x Cordelia) vs Darrizzy (Darren x Izzy)
38) Dads (Dannie x Mads) vs Cordarrener (Cordelia x Darren x Piper)
39) Lolnat (Lola x Nat) vs Bedwic (Bedward x Vic)
40) Bearic (Bear x Beric) vs Jarent (Jared x Vent)
41) Jorsther (Jordan x Esther) vs Chlivesther (Chloe x Liv x Esther)
42) Jeren (Jeremy the intern x Ren) vs Berony (Beric x getting stranded on Boney Island)
43) Matt x Viewer vs Matt x Beric x Viewer
44) Beric x Viewer vs Chrystyna x Viewer
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thebeeshaveknees · 4 months
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Overpowered Siblings au. Your take on it?
Do u mean my take on an OPM x MP100 crossover?
Well, first off, Mob n Rit's mom is Saitama's 10 years older sister, so Saitama was abt 11-12 when Mob was born. Saitama already didn't like his parents, but his parents being violently against Mob's tendency to float and bend spoons just made him dislike them even more. He ended up moving in with his sister to go to highschool (he was 15-18, she was 25-28, Mob was 4-7 and Rit was 3-6) so he did have quite a bit of presence in the boys' lives when they were younger, but then he moved out to a crappy apartment in a different city because rates where his sister lives are Insane ("Seasoning" is just the local term for City S, made based on all the street names and community buildings that just happen to be named after herbs and spices. The rise in villain activity started around when Mob was born, and For Some Reason stronger monsters and villains avoid City S like it's some bigger monster's territory, wink wink nudge nudge, so since it's almost never destroyed the property values went insane)
A little under a year after Saitama moved out, The Incident happened, and Saitama quit his job to help his sister back home. He wasn't really scared of Mob, so he spent a lot more time with him while Mob was avoiding home, most of the time supervising Reigen and Mob's interactions (and having a brief relationship with Reigen that Sai broke off). A year later, he tried to move away again because he was pretty ashamed he had no real prospects and kept sleeping on his sister's couch. He couldn't find a job as easy then, and got pretty depressed, but refused to go to his sister for help because he's already asked a lot of her.
Then, 23 years old, Sai started training! Six months after he starts, he gets the motivation to visit his family, he ends up catching Mob in a 100% but he just picks Mob up by the armpits and carries him out to the backyard like a muddy dog. He gets a few bruises but he doesn't get hurt as easily anymore. Everyone notices. Now he makes a tradition of visiting after anything bad happens to take Mob on a 'road trip' where they go to a big empty dirt field and Mob vents. Saitama is one of Mob's favorite people because he knows for a fact he couldn't hurt Saitama. Mob is one of Saitama's favorite people because he's part of what made Saitama want to help people so badly.
Genos is very worried abt Mob as a concept because Mob is probably the second strongest person on earth and he's also only a child.
Ritsu likes Saitama, Ritsu used to feel more safe with Mob after The Incident when Mob was with Saitama (even before Sai got his powers, Sai has just always had a level of unaffectedness at Mob's powers, like they weren't really scary)
Reigen might be running the small Caped Baldy Fan Forum. It's still only hero worship if it's his ex that he never fully got over
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Ils parlent de la mode
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Yves Saint-Laurent par Jeanloup Sieff, 1971
1. « La mode passe, le style reste » - Yves Saint-Laurent
2. « Etre un pas en avance sur la tendance de la mode n’est pas si important pour moi. Ce qui compte, c’est toujours aller de l’avant » - Sonia Rykiel
3. « Si tu ne peux pas être mieux que la concurrence, il suffit de t’habiller mieux » - Anna Wintour
4. « Ce n’est pas la robe que vous portez qui compte, mais la vie que vous menez en la portant » - Diana Vreelan
5. « La plus grande élégance, c’est la vérité » - Thierry Mugler
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Giorgio Armani
6. « L’élégance ce n’est pas se démarquer, mais être mémorable » - Giorgio Armani
7. « Les femmes nulles suivent la mode, les prétentieuses l’exagèrent, mais les femmes de goût pactisent agréablement avec elle » - Marquise du Châtelet
8. « Les vêtements que je préfère sont ceux que j’invente pour une vie qui n’existe pas encore, le monde de demain » - Pierre Cardin
9. « Vaines bagatelles qu’ils semblent être, les vêtements ont, disent-ils, un destin plus important que de nous tenir chaud. Ils changent notre vision du monde et le point de vue du monde sur nous » - Virginia Woolf
10. « La mode me dépasse. Mon imaginaire dépasse les limites normales et m’entraîne où je ne voudrais pas aller » - Yves Saint-Laurent
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Jane Birkin
11. « Mon style est comme un cocktail. Je ne suis pas aussi apprêtée qu’une française mais je m’en fiche comme une anglaise » - Jane Birkin
12. « La mode est avant tout un art du changement » - John Galliano
13. « La chose la plus difficile dans la mode n’est pas d’être connu pour un logo, mais d’être connu pour une silhouette » - Giambattista Valli
14. « Donne à une fille les bonnes chaussures et elle peut conquérir le monde » - Marylin Monroe
15. « Pour être irremplaçable, il faut être différente » - Coco Chanel
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Coco Chanel
16. « On est jamais trop, ni pas assez habillé avec une Petite Robe Noire» - Karl Lagerfeld
17. « La mode n’est pas quelque chose qui existe uniquement dans les vêtements. La mode est dans l’air, portée par le vent. On la devine. La mode est dans le ciel, dans la rue. » - Coco Chanel
18. « L’élégance est la seule beauté qui ne se fane jamais » - Audrey Hepburn
19. « J’aime être une femme, même dans un monde d’hommes. Après tout, les hommes ne peuvent pas porter de robes, mais nous pouvons porter des pantalons » - Whitney Houston
20. « J’aime mon argent quand il est là où je peux le voir : sur des cintres, dans mon armoire » - Carrie Bradshaw
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Carrie Bradshaw dans Sex & The City
21. « La femme à la mode porte le vêtement. Ce n’est pas le vêtement qui la porte » - Mary Quant
22. « Les femmes s'habillent pour elles-mêmes. Si elles s'habillaient pour les hommes, elles seraient tout le temps nues » - Betsey Johnson
23. « La mode est ce que vous offrent les créateurs quatre fois par an. Le style est ce que vous choisissez » - Lauren Hutton
24. « La différence entre le style et la mode est la qualité » - Giorgio Armani
25. « Ne soyez pas dans les tendances. Ne laissez pas la mode s’emparer de vous, mais décidez de ce que vous êtes, de ce que voulez exprimer par ce que vous portez et de la façon dont vous vivez » - Gianni Versace
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Gianni et Donatella Versace
26. « La mode doit être une forme d’échappatoire, et non une forme d’emprisonnement » - Alexander McQueen
27. « La moitié de mes créations sont de la fantaisie contrôlée, 15 % de la folie pure, et le reste du terre-à-terre » - Manolo Blahnik
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28. « La seule vraie élégance est dans l’esprit; si vous avez ça, le reste vient vraiment de ça » -Diana Vreeland
29. « Je ne crée par des vêtements, je crée des rêves » - Ralph Lauren
30. « Au fil des années j’ai appris que ce qui est important dans une robe, c’est la femme qui la porte » - Yves Saint Laurent
31. « Les hommes me disent que j’ai sauvé leur mariage. Cela leur coûte une fortune en chaussures, mais moins cher qu’un divorce » - Manolo Blahnik
32. « Les vêtements ne vont pas changer le monde, les femmes qui les portent, si » - Anne Klein
33. « Quand vous doutez, portez du rouge » - Bill Blass
34. « La mode est un langage de l’instant » - Miuccia Prada
35. « J’adore et j’admire tous ceux qui sont différents. J’aime ça. Le jet set est banal. Le bon goût est banal. L’excentricité est chic. Le bon goût paralyse. Mais la mode du punk ou de la rue ou un corps couvert de tatouage c’est intéressant pour moi et j’adore » - Jean-Paul Gaultier
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36. « Ne jamais dire jamais – dans la mode et dans la vie » -  Ashley Olsen
37. « La seule raison pour laquelle je suis dans la mode est de détruire le mot conformité » - Vivienne Westwood
38. « Il n’y a pas de mode si elle ne descend pas dans la rue » - Coco Chanel
39. «L’élégance est une question de personnalité plus que de vêtements » - Jean-Paul Gaultier
40. «Une belle robe, c’est une comédienne qui parle juste » - Sonia Rykiel
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41. « La mode se démode, l’allure est intemporelle » - Coco Chanel
42. « Les gens de la mode n’aiment que ce qu’ils ne comprennent pas. Alors il suffit de faire un truc incompréhensible et ils t’adorent » - Loïc Prigent
43. « La mode est ce que l'on porte. Ce qui est démodé, c'est ce que portent les autres » - Oscar Wilde
44. « Le style est une manière de dire qui vous êtes sans parler » - Rachel Zoe
45. « Le style sait qui vous êtes, ce que vous voulez dire, et ce dont vous vous fichez » - Orson Wells
46. « Effacez le négatif, accentuez le positif. » - Donna Karan
47. « C’est l’attitude qui fait tout. » - Diane von Furstenberg
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48. « Une femme doit être deux choses : classe et fabuleuse. » - Coco Chanel
49. « La mode est ce que vous offrent les créateurs quatre fois par an. Le style est ce que vous choisissez. » - Lauren Hutton
50. « La simplicité est l’ultime sophistication » - Léonard de Vinci
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headbuds · 1 year
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Alright we're gonna continue the series. Stupid things that Fakedisordercringe says/does with Mark! Part uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Good news, Systemcringe was banned, even if they have a small ban evading sub. So that's good at least...)
(edit: It's not small.)
Now, let's see what's new with FDC.
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1. Being upset that Wednesday Addams has a personality that a lot of autistic people were bullied over. They don't like how people are calling others out on how they like Wednesday but then treat autistic people like weirdos.
2. 11 year olds being able to recognize things like hallucinations, paranoia, and thoughts of self harm, even if they didn't get the terms correctly, makes FDC angry.
3. Transgender system, diagnosed, exists and makes memes, and that makes FDC angry.
4. It may or may not be satire, but it feels satire to me. A person with BPD gets told that they make it their entire personality and they say "I have tourettes too, bitch." Now, we've never been good with satire, but that felt very satire, but it gets posted anyways I guess.
5. Autistic people make memes. Suddenly bad I guess?
6. A ND person makes a meme. Also evil I guess. :(
7. Person has a lot of disorders and symptoms of disorders. Most come from trauma or neurodivergency. Who would have thought that someone can have a bunch of other trauma disorders if they already have one extreme one and multiple other things that can make it easier to get traumatized? Certainly not FDC, that's for sure.
8. LGBTQ autistic person exists! Gets posted on that basis! Let's see, that makes , like the trillionth example of FDC being homo/transphobic.
9. Transgender system with nonhuman alters exist, FDC gets mad again, comparing it to being trans-species, which isn't- that's not really what trans-species/alterhumanity is???
10. Polyfrag system with 2000+ alters. I don't think FDC knows what polyfrag systems are.
11. System is laughing at FDC about being posted on there, FDC gets pissy and posts them again.
12. They make fun of stimming again. (The post about dance stimming. Y'know the one where the person stims using dancing? A valid way to stim? Because stimming is self-stimulation?)
13. They brought SCP into this oh god Jesus Christ no. (I will shred their limbs. -Jack)
14. FDC hates self-dxing again
15. A person, fictive, was groomed by another fictive from their source. And FDC laughs at them. That's just fucking cruel.
16. Add another tally for times FDC hates autistic people joking about their own autism
17. I don't even know what their problem was. A system was venting. That was literally it.
18. Self-dx hate part uhhh... I lost track.
19. An openly Trans system with in-sys relationship exists peacefully. Not peacefully anymore of course.
20. If I see one more post where they complain about autistic people joking about their own autism I will screech.
21. Same as 20 but with hating on Self-dx
22. Complaining about the rise of trans systems being open about themselves online. Again. How original. (It's like onejoke all over again. -Jonah)
23. FDC doesn't like a fictive ask blog.
24. System jokes about system things and gets posted
25. Ahh, found the post where they posted one of the people on here that we know. Who is Prof dxed. Fuck FDC.
26. Complaining about transgender systems being open about being transgender systems again, I swear to God.
27. ⬆️ But not trans specifically
28. ⬆️ But fictives specifically
29. Making fun of stims again, love to see it
30. Systems can't be minors suddenly. Y'know. A part of a disorder that forms in early childhood.
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Alright, we'll end it off here for the sake of mental health. Have a good night everyone and stay safe from that hellhole! 👍
If you're willing to help, people are trying to get FDC banned for good. Here's a post on AHS (againsthatesubreddits) about it.
Edit: nvm it got taken down... :(
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exit-path · 2 years
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Tumblr Post Compilation: A Masterpost
First of all, let me tell you what you're about to see.
This is a list of 118 "funny tumblr posts" taken from YouTube compilations in 2016. I tracked down all these posts on tumblr myself in Nov 2021. The post is broken up into two parts, and is available under the cut. Each of the links is named after a snippet from the actual post (effectively the "punchline"), and clicking on it brings up the full post, which you can reblog and interact with.
These posts are nostalgic to me because I watched these YouTube compilations before I came to tumblr. I recommend you scroll through these posts, as they bring up a form of humor that's rarely seen today which, I think, has almost been lost to time. Also, if you want to learn how to do this, there's some insight as to how I did this at the end of the post.
(This masterpost is a revision of this post, necessitated because the hyperlinks don't work anymore.)
1. outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
2. Italian exchange student said “Look, the compressed horse.”
3. “im eminem!” “and I’m skittles?”
4. I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN
5. he ate the reeses cup then stabbed himself with the epipen
6. “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
7. school on lockdown because someone put weed in the vents
8. Can’t cheat with those big ass galaxy phones
9. weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed
10. My brother told me not to slam the door and yell “Guess who’s home, motherfuckers”
11. drove by traffic camera 6 times thinking it was funny
12. drill sergeant made kid carry around potted plant to replace the oxygen he wasted
13. A list of things that do not offend people:
14. kid grabbed seagull out of air, all his friends were like “again tyrone?? really??”
15. “LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS”
16. drunk man proposes to tree, gets rejected
17. “i’m on my way, the traffic is just slow, i’m coming” “mom i called the house phone”
18. a kid’s phone started siri, TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN
19. “watch my stuff” what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it
20. our goats think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
21. “it’s for your own good”, mom deleted the internet explorer icon from my desktop
22. a girl called me a lying slut because I was with her bf a lot. we’re siblings
23. I watched an old couple set off their car alarm and drive away… now that i think about it-
24. Rules to learning English: their our know rules
25. a kid got expelled for pretending to be russian for 8 months
26. a girl said she had two moms and a boy started crying, he said it wasn’t fair she had two
27. when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet
28. my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”
29. my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. follow for more geological humour
30. I’m saying “excuse me” but I really mean “why the fu-”
31. nun goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
32. Hospitals are so weird
33. handed their BLIND SON a menu and he’s like “ah… thank you… I’ll just… read this”
34. on April Fool’s his mom called to say she was in labour, dad laughed and hung up on her
35. “why do I fear bears? because Chester Zoo is 30 miles away and bears can smell fear”
36. dropped her ipad but held tight to her pizza
37. her parents faked a british accent in front of her until she was 7
38. really religious girl who told people off if they swore, gets sworn at
39. he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
40. so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid
41. subway thief told suitcase has “a bunch of laptops” ends up stealing a dead dog
42. “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea”
43. I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was
44. so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind
45. my favorite thing is ask 14/15 year old kids on dates if they want a kids menu
46. I blacked out in Disney World, woke up with Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on me
47. “wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and she did a backflip
48. “do you wanna kiss” “excuse me” he pulled out a bag of hershey’s kisses
49. when beyoncé asked all the single ladies to put their hands up I looked at my bf and
50. 7th grade, his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual birthday party
51. “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes”
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