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that-bitch-kat3 · 21 days
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remus lupin as real shit i have done:
going to hang out with your bestie who you may or may not have feelings for only to find out they signed the two of you up for couples pottery
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apoetsworld · 1 year
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Reg *trying to tell a story*: So his step dad's sister in law's brother's friend was dating her ninth cousin's friends sister! But she was actually-
James: I-im lost
Reg: You're too slow for me. Bartyyy
Barty *legs crossed, snacks and drinks ready on the couch*: So this is the girl who was related to whats her faces long distant cousin?
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alltoounwellll · 29 days
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guys plz stop with the “I hate feminine sirius” I’m tired
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atyd1960 · 1 year
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I don’t like Harry Potter, I like Harry Potter’s PARENTS
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kittyblackout · 1 year
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Hc that Evan and Regulus were friends before hogwarts and thoroughly corrupted Barty :)
Evan was just a little menace, and Regulus was just like a concerned parent, but lived for chaos when it was just the two of them.
And poor Barty, son of a politician.
Smart, studius, innicent, naive, perfect son, etc.
His dad told him to make connections at hogwarts, he had no idea what he was getting himself into.
He got sorted into slytherin. And made friends with said menaces.
And Barty being this sheltered child. Did what he was told.
Met Evan and Reggie at 11.
Went, fuck that. Ima do what I want.
Him, Evan and Regulus having a Sirius, James, Remus dynamic.
Sirius/Bart = the corrupted.
James/Evan = the corruptor.
Remus/Regulus = actually corrupted them both, the mastermind, never gets caught, smarter than both put together.
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marvelomadness06 · 3 months
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POV: Sirius Black is a little shit but James Potter is worse
James: What’s your favourite colour?
Sirius: Remus.
James: No no, what’s your favourite c o l o u r.
Sirius: R e m u s.
James: Remus isn’t a colour.
Sirius: But he is my favourite.
Remus: *Blushing madly*
James: *Pissed because he just wanted a colour to charm Sirus’s hair for his birthday*
James: *Less pissed because he realises he’s basically just been given permission to use polyjuice potion*
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lily0evans0gf · 3 months
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remus talks in his sleep. sirius thinks it’s the cutest thing ever, but refuses to tell remus what he said. ok that’s all, thank you.
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jegulus + wolfstar playing monopoly
Regulus would refuse to sell / trade any property with Sirius... ever, under any circumstances. (It's giving "if we go down, then we go down together".)
sirius: I need old kent road... wiling to sell brother mine?
regulus: you're not getting it.
sirius: I'll trade you mayfair.
regulus: fuck off.
Conversely, James would sell / trade anything with Regulus if he asked nicely... and Reg would absolutely abuse this power.
regulus: honey, would you mind selling me vine street?
james: oh for sure, here you go.
regulus: how much?
james: oh nothing it's okay :D
sirius: YOU HAVE TO PAY HIM, THAT'S CHEATING!
regulus: pleasure doing business james. *winks* james: *blushes* did I do good?
James would lose horribly, because of the aforementioned reasons... and be really sad about the fact that he is broke at the end :(
remus: james, this game is a metaphor for capitalism.
james: wow, capitalism is stupid. I get it now. :(
Sirius' main objective in the game isn't even necessarily to win - it's to get the red three, Trafalgar square, Fleet Street and the Strand because istg there is always one in every group who does that. If Sirius wins without those three, then it feels like a hollow victory. I will not be taking questions.
*after the game*
remus: pads you won.
sirius: *sobbing* but it doesn't mean anything remus: *exasperated sigh* It's okay, you're okay.
But in reality Remus would win. Because he is sensible and chooses the smart, not showy properties on the board. He would smirk every time someone landed on his train stations and quietly build his wealth.
Remus always wins. Remember this.
inspired by conversations with my moony, @carrythispictureforluck
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moonyssummer · 10 months
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Sirius: The d in your name stands for delusional
Remus: *is quiet*
Sirius: *smirks* come on, don't be shy tell me the next sentence
Remus: *sighs* There's no D in me
Sirius: NOT YET, BABY *grinning like he's won the world*
credits: @speaknow-7
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siriusly-prongs · 2 years
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y’all know that remus would beat the fuck out of his books. he wasn’t a don’t crack the spine person. he’s a fuckin bend the book like your life depends on it.
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Remus loved dinosaurs. He learned about them in muggle school and has since been obsessed.
He told sirius and regulus but they didn’t understand the hype.
Peter let him info dump to him but never reciprocated his enthusiasm for them.
Mary and Lily also grew up knowing about dinosaurs but they cared more about the prehistoric animals.
Remus tried explaining dinosaurs to Marlene but she just wanted to her more about the meteor that killed them.
But James, James was ecstatic to learn about dinosaurs. He wanted to learn everything about them. James read books and learned every obscure fact he could find and he would always tell Remus everything he learned. James would enthusiastically listen to Remus’ info dumps and bring up his own points. The two of them could go on talking about dinos for hours. Finally Remus found someone to share his hobbies with. Someone who didn’t judge him and shared his enthusiasm.
Remus and James were bestfriends, they were major nerds and their friendship deserves more representation.
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that-bitch-kat3 · 9 months
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the marauders as shit my friends have said prt 34:
remus talking about sirius: i want him BIBLICALLY
peter: there is nothing holy about what you want to do to him
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wulanvansunshine · 1 day
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I know we all say Remus Lupin drinks tea religiously but I’d like to suggest him being a hot chocolate addict
He’s having a bad day? Hot chocolate. Reading in the common room? He has a hot chocolate. It’s the morning after a full moon and SIRIUS BRINGS HIM A HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!
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lilyofthevalleyys · 11 months
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Random hcs:
- James collects stickers and would randomly paste them on other students, especially Regulus
- Everyone knows that Dorcas likes to paint, but no one has seen her works other than the skittles and Marlene
- Evan/Regulus/Sirius would say the dirtiest things to Barty/James (Or/And Lily)/Remus in French and it would drive them crazy trying to figure out what their partner meant (And then they turn to Pandora Rosier)
- Marlene cannot handle alcohol, has the worst hangovers out of all of them and always complains about it, but she still gets drunk every weekend
-Regulus and Sirius talk in French/Italian/Latin/Spanish to annoy their friends
- Pandora knows everyone’s secrets and no one knows how she figured them out
- Pandora doesn’t even try at Divination but gets top marks all the time
- Barty flirts as a coping mechanism and basically what he automatically does
- Remus hoards chocolate and you’d have to pry it from his cold dead hands
- Sirius steals Remus’ sweaters, and because they’re so oversized it makes him look even shorter
- Regulus is a professional at ‘borrowing’ clothes from everyone
- Peter always has some kind of snack on him
- Pandora calls Evan ‘Evangelical’ and Barty calls Evan ‘Ev’, ‘Evvy’, or ‘Darling’
- Possessive Evan and clingy Barty (I live for it)
- Crazy, psycho Rosekiller
- Barty is a pyromaniac, and when that happens only Dorcas and Pandora can settle it
- Possessive Regulus and clingy James
- Possessive Remus and clingy Sirius
- Lily calls Pandora ‘Rose’ and Evan ‘Rosie’
- Mary’s go-to is always Mcdonald’s
- James always uses :D
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raaiinu · 2 years
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James: *gets a package from his mum*
The package: *A cake that says “you’re not a virgin anymore!!” with a complimentary box of condoms*
James:
James: okaY WHO FUCKING SNITCHED!
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JAMES POTTER'S BIRTHDAY
James Potter had waited 364 days for this day to arrive, and he was ecstatic the second he woke up.
He turned around on his bed to find Regulus staring at him lovingly, with an easy smile on his face.
"Happy Birthday, my love," Reg kissed James' hand, and if it wasn't his motherfucking birthday, he would have time to blush.
There was no room for James to say anything back before little footsteps were heard running towards them at full speed.
"Happy burth-day daddy!" Harry yelled as he jumped on Regulus to get to James.
Once he got to him though, he wrapped his arms around James and his parents laughed.
Regulus picked up James who was holding their son and started running around the room. There were giggled and chuckles all around.
Until Regulus sighed, kissed James'temple, and ever so gently whispered, "Three... Two... One..." Because it happened every fucking year.
Suddenly the door was swing open and Sirius came running through the door and pushed the Potter-Blacks into the bed and hugged them all at once.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRONGS! HOW'S MY FAVORITE FAMILY DOING?"
And that was it. Regulus knew what was going to happen from that moment, because it felt like routine every year. Peter would bring a cake, Sirius would "distract" James, Remus would organize the gifts alphabetically, etc.
Even Evan and Barty helped, they adored James.
And it was always so beautiful, how even though they all did this for James, it was more of James giving them the gift of him in their lives. Because that's what James was: a gift.
And Regulus' gift... Well. That had to be given later when they were alone.
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