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discovering small pieces of lore of my parents childhoods over pasta and trying to fit it into the rest of what they have told me

#like how tf were you chased by a bear mom?? #fun facts #random facts #family #childhood #children #family dinner #story #family stories

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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*hands you a bag of trinkets labeled 'souls'*

*cardboard sign*

Will teach miracles for souls.

#pls accept my humble offering #dont ask where they came from

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the unhinged things my DND party has done so far:

a. adopt a baby mimic and name it buddy (bribed me with cookies to make it into the shape of a narwhal plushie)

b. the fighter buried his wife underneath the starting tavern

c. the fighter and the rogue both drank a single drink a failed their con save and vomited

d. skipped half the dungeon by hitting a teleporter

#they have avoided a combat encounters so far #i cant do this #dnd5e #dnd campaign #dnd fighter #dnd rogue #mimic #dnd

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trying to explain to my brainwashed friend that no, just because i think that israel is doing a very bad thing by bombing innocent people in palestine doesnt mean i want to kill jewish people

#shes also like extremely racist and im starting to think about cutting contact #i love her but wtf #anti zionisim #save palestine #save gaza #israel #jewish #judiasm #gaza #free palestine #palestine #free gaza

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thinking of posting some poetry on here but i dont want it to seem like i plagiarized if i ever submit it

#i have a big book of old poems but i dont really want to sift through it #poetry #advice needed #please help #writing

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if you break my shit i will break your neck

#for legal reasons this is a joke #my mom broke my lego as a kid so thats probably why #but i will kill someone if they destroy my stuff #joke post #its funny bc its true #humor #tramua

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i just learned that stand mixers are 300 FUCKING DOLLARS

#how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions #i just want to make cookies #is that too much to ask #cooking #food #cookies #baking #dessert

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im a dumbass pretending to be smart pretending to be a dumbass

#just let me lie to myself #im tryin my best #relatable #how am i supposed to tag this

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how to act like an american:

have no health insurance

eat greasy fast food

have a heart attack and have to pay for a 2000 dollar ambulance ride

Sincerely,

an american

#for legal reasons this is a joke #i love america *massive sarcasm* #america #usa #food #fast food #heart attack #health #healthcare #ambulance #hospital #money

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if ai could vote would captchas not be allowed on voting websites?

#this has been explored in so book somewhere but im to lazy too read it #ai #robots #voting #american politics #us politics #poltics #philosophy

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i had a classmate in 3rd grade who's dream was to become a millionaire

and now im like oh sweetie...

#i hope her dreams were crushed before she started working #oh you sweet summer child #children #childhood #elementary school #money #millionaire

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not having a crush on someone in 3 years is so nice

like my friends are in situationships while i just vibe

#sucks to be them but im built different #im not aro i just have other priorities #im ace so that might contribute #like i want a gf but im to busy to ask someone out #being on “medical leave” makes it worse tho #ace #asexual #crush #romance

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the people who know how to play the pokemon card game should be feared

#i genuinely dont know anyone who knows how to play it #i just bs my way through it #i cannot find a single guide on how play #so ive given up #pokemon #pokemon card game #pokemon cards

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found some old art for one of the characters in the comic im working on

#i swear shes not as edgy now #pls just ignore the hands #sorry the dpi is shit its old af #shading is hard #artwork #drawing #digital art #comics #web comic #worldbuilding

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thinking about dropping all of my ex-school merch on the headmaster's lawn

#or just burning it #be gay commit arson #is that legal? #school #crime #high school #arson

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lovecraftian/eldritch horror art is so simple you just add eyes and tentacles to a normal thing and you're done

#courtesy of my shitty procreate art #i hate drawing eyes #but this is worth it #lovecraft #eldritch horror #eldritch #cat #cat art #art #digital art #lovecrafian