kamonaro

[kamonaro]

the official tumblr account just followed me back on instagram, i didn’t think rock bottom could go any deeper but i was proven wrong

#tumblr #instagram #tumblr on instagram #i’ve peaked #shitpost #rock bottom #kamonaro #no #yeet #tumblr official

[kamonaro]

the adhd urge to spoil a book for yourself by searching it up on tumblr

#adhd #living with adhd #adhd urge #tumblr #kamonaro

[kamonaro]

i am, as the americans say, fuckin losing it

#i’m american #unfortunately #shitpost #funny #are any non-americans willing to take me in #or are the crimes of the militia too great for y’all to risk it

[kamonaro]

back from hell & ready to yassify anyone in my path

#yassification #yassify #yassifybot #hell #im back from narnia #kidding #it’s hell #pride #holy shit y’all i’m gay oh my god

[kamonaro]

hey science side of tumblr, can we not, for once

#science #science side of tumblr #help #twitter #i’m so tired #if this isn’t proof that satan exists but god doesn’t idk what is

[kamonaro]

me: *wakes up*

my brain: hey bro what the

FUCK

was that

#shitpost #fuck #me #mcgriddle

[kamonaro]

me, holding a knife and blinking away tears: back!! back, i tell you! get BACK!!

a white rock, sitting on my desk, glowing radiantly, knowing all yet knowing nothing, turning my stress into calm and my sleep into dreams, living on a wavelength unavailable to the known universe: you must learn to see

me, brandishing the knife as tears fall freely from my eyes: I SAID GET BACK

#shitpost #crystals #crystal #knife tw #rock #rocks

[kamonaro]

it’s pride month which means if you hold any position within the alphabet mafia, any and all straight and cisgender people you see owe you $420.69, have a fucking day

#shitpost #yeet #gay #pride #pride month #pride month 2021 #alphabet mafia #lgbt+ #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbt pride #nonbinary #i’m a nonbinary goblin here to steal your shinies #i’m genderfluid #genderfluid pride #gays and theys #they them #they/them #fuck chik-fil-a #chik fil a can suck my dick tbh #and elon musk isn’t worth a crumb of my time on this earth #STRAIGHT PRIDE DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST #the bi agenda #i’m a bi disaster #bi #demisexual #demibisexual #420 memes #420 #69 nice

[kamonaro]

“bae i’m scared”

“don’t worry babe, i got this”

*snaps my neck & i light up like a glowstick*

#shitpost #kamonaro #bae i’m scared meme #stomps twinkle toes skechers #glowsticks #yeet #meme #i cracked my neck once and couldn’t move my head for a good hour afterward #there’s been no problems since so #i don’t think i did much damage #lol

[kamonaro]

[kamonaro]

my adhd consists of:

- ball of energy bouncing off the walls

- Tired™️

- a n g e r y

- i need to do hours of research on this random thing RIGHT NOW or i will DIE

- always :) tuesday :)

- i can’t hear WAIT i heard you now

- nose scrunch nose scrunch nose scrunch nose scrunc—

- ooh shiny is mine now

and finally

- ✨bastard✨

#adhd #undiagnosed adhd #adhd problems #living with adhd #tired of being tired #always tired #M A N I C #i once spent 5 hours reading anything i could on the history of socks #executive dysfunction #i will say WHAT and then immediately understand what you said #hehe #nose scrunch #shiny #goblin time #goblin vibes #i’m a nonbinary goblin here to steal your shinies #bastard (affectionate) #rat bastard #sexy bastard #bastardcore #bastard child #i identify as a bastardized bitch

[kamonaro]

not for long :)

vibe check! *snaps your spine*

#vibe check #ferret #idk

[kamonaro]

hey besties i almost zipped up my million-dollar WAP today

#yeet #wap #cardi b wap #wap wap wap #wet ass p word #this shit bussin #bussin bussin #cooking #lets cook #funny #kamonaro

[kamonaro]

vibe check! *snaps your spine*

#fuck #shitpost #vibe check #bones #idk #i’m funny #i know i am #tiktok #stupid #rat bastard #bastard (affectionate) #idgaf #not family friendly #funny #lmao #lol

[kamonaro]

Are you playing religion? Are you playing Christianity? Are you playing,,, God??

absolutely i am, and i’m

winning

#religion #religious #geesus christ #jesus christ #christian bible #christianity #catholic #church #ex catholic #ex evangelical #religious trauma #god #jesus fandom #sky daddy #sky daddy fandom #book club

[kamonaro]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: just let the intrusive thoughts cha cha slide on through

therapist: no

#shitpost #therapy #and what do we say when we feel like this #no #tw #mental health awareness #mentally ill #mentally unstable #mental instability #adhd #depression #anxiety #intrusive thoughts #intrusive thinking #like damn #meme #funny #cha cha slide #dance #gen z #gen z experience

[kamonaro]

yeet my beets across the dance floor

#yeet #beets #dance #dance floor #prom #shitpost