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kazswife · 2 years

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teacher: what’s 2+2

me:

#theo james #dilf #for you #based on true events #fyp #for you page #explore #tags #writing #not a joke #finally break #postponed

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kazswife · 2 years

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Loki: Guys there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Thor, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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kazswife · 2 years

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empire of storms gives me shivers EVERYTIME

The First and Last sentences from all the Throne Of Glass Books:

Now that the Throne Of Glass series has come to an end, here are all the first and last sentences from all the books. (not included the assassins blade and only the main part of the books, so not any prologue chapters or POV end/beginning ‘chapters’ like Fireheart at the end of ToD or Nightfall at the beginning of EoS)

If you reblog please remember to tag spoilers for the people still reading 😌

Throne Of Glass:

“After a year of slavery in the Salt Mines of Endovier, Celaena Sardothien was accustomed to being escorted everywhere in shackles and at sword-point.”

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“She looked at his golden-brown eyes and all of the promises that lay within them, and linked her arm with his as she smiled, ‘Tell me tomorrow.’”

Crown Of Midnight:

“The shutters swinging in the storm winds were the only sign of her entry.”

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“Chaol sank to his knees.”

Heir Of Fire:

“Gods, it was boiling in this useless excuse for a kingdom.”

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“She was Aelin Ashryver Galathynius—and she would not be afraid.”

Queen Of Shadows:

“There was a thing waiting in the darkness.”

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“And at long last, Aelin Ashryver Galathynius was home.”

Empire Of Storms:

“Elide Lochan’s breath scorched her throat with every gasping inhale as she limped up the steep forest hill.”

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“Unleashing a cry that set the world trembling, Prince Rowan Whitethorn Galathynius, Consort of the Queen of Terrasen, began the hunt to find his wife.”

Tower Of Dawn:

“Chaol Westfall, former Captain of the Royal Guard and now Hand to the newly crowned King of Adarlan, had discovered that he hated one sound above all others.”

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“It is,” he said quietly to Yrene. “It is.”

Kingdom Of Ash:

The snows had come early.

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For across every mountain, spread beneath the green canopy of Oakwald, carpeting the entire Plain of Theralis, the kingsflame was blooming.

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kazswife · 2 years

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"There is no friend as loyal as a book" ~ Ernest Hemingway

Damn I felt that

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kazswife · 3 years

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kazswife · 3 years

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Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans

That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

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kazswife · 3 years

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Aelin and Aedion drunk at a party:

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kazswife · 3 years

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me rereading sjm books:

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kazswife · 3 years

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kazswife · 3 years

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Aelin: WELCOME TO APPLEBEES DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES

Chaol: …bees?

Aelin: HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEES

Chaol: wait——

Dorian: [approaches them shaking a jar of bees]

Chaol: WAIT——

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kazswife · 3 years

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WHAT IF EP 1 SPOILER!

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I was speechless

#fatws bucky #bucky barnes #james barnes #captain america #marvel #marvels what if #what if #sebastian stan #oh my god #somebody help please #i was shocked #reading six of crows #captain carter #natasha romanoff #romanogers #dc #mcu spoilers

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kazswife · 3 years

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I love that Thor's idea of winning a bet results in having his brother steal several thousand dollars worth of us currency and jumping off a plane mid flight. King shit

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kazswife · 3 years

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reblog if you want your very own fae boyfriend.

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kazswife · 3 years

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