"You can never read too much manga. It's an intellectual pursuit."
- Laura Dean keeps breaking up with me, Mariko Tamaki
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Shameless, season 11 episode 7
"Jesus Christ, I gotta smile now too?"
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Shameless, season 8 episode 11
'Look at my ass.'
'It's perfect.'
'I would fuck my own ass.'
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Shameless, season 8 episode 10
"Hot gay Jesus."
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Shameless, season 8 episode 9
'Dry humping is Jesus' love!'
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Shameless, season 8 episode 9
'Boys kissing boys is Jesus' love.
Girls kissing girls... Jesus' love.'
'So you tell your church "amen" to that.'
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Shameless, season 8 episode 8
'You're making me so hot.'
'I'm making myself so hot.'
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Shameless, season 8 episode 6
'What could be more powerful than a vagina?'
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Shameless, season 8 episode 6
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Shameless, season 8 episode 6
'I could be all gender-liquid like you.'
'You don't know.
'You mean gender-fluid?
'Fluids, liquids, whatever.'
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Shameless, season 8 episode 5
'Some employees like to wear gloves'
'I prefer the sensation of my bare hands in the moist soil'
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Shameless, season 7 episode 5
'I've been dealing with toddlers all day, talking ABC, telling 'em what sound a cow makes."
"It's moo, motherfucker. It's moo.'
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Shameless, season 7 episode 5
'All it takes is an oral swab of your cheek.'
'They swab my ass cheeks?'
'Oral, Gallagher.'
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Shameless, season 6 episode 10
'So, you want me to lie to them but not to you?'
'Yeah.'
'You don't see a problem with that?'
'They're not sucking your dick.'
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Shameless, season 6 episode 10
'You got married?'
'Life fast food drive through McLesbian wedding.'
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Shameless, season 6 episode 10
'Courthouse, this afternoon, in and out and hitched.'
'You got married?'
'Like fast food drive through McLesbian wedding'
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