#“is this anything” meme

[malurged]

as the flood of light fades and you recover from the momentary blindness, you open your eyes ... to an idyllic scene. greenhouse garden with beautiful, diverse flora from all seasons and continents. sunshine spilling through the skylight. soothing sounds of water trickling down the marble fountains. in the middle, a small glass top table with golden accents. a porcelain tea set with equally refined details. by the table are two humanoid figures, a man and a woman. the woman's crimson eyes calmly scan your group. if she is at all perturbed by your unexpected arrival, you cannot read it from her perfectly sculpted face. intricate lines of pale tattoos cross her nose and chin. she sits perfectly still in her dress of red and platinum gold, like the perfect picture of a noblewoman in a portrait –– or every noblewoman in every portrait, from every epoch and every age.

“ i'm sorry, vic @victo1re. this should not have happened. ” the man stands. his presence next to her is like a smear of shadow, not as dazzling but no less striking. the silver and grey fabric of his robe ripples against his lanky form like silk or liquid mercury. “ you don't have to be here for this. -- i will take care of them. ” he turns toward you all, and you see that he is wearing a half-mask over the left side of his face. on the surface of the mask are golden threads forming a strange, geometric shape. the symbol hums with arcane energy as he raises a hand.

snap.

in that moment of urgency, you don't know what is going to happen. your instincts and trainings kick in: the wizard remembers the artifact with the strange marking -- the invert of the symbol on the man's mask. you touch it and channel your arcana. the artifact hums to life with a pulse of energy and boon. whatever the man did was neutralized, the weave twisted out of his hand to your favor and you are imbued with magic and vigor. but the paladin, you stumble to your knees –– as your divine sense is suddenly activated and holds you open to the world like a wound you hide but cannot numb.

you are overwhelmed with the vile, odious fume of the hells and distant memories of a long forgotten childhood slotting into place: this man before you, the same man you saw stalking the halls of the parliament, darkening the steps of your lords and ladies' estates as the esteem chosen of the goddess of strategy has been an infernal fiend.

you stand before the house of cards as it starts to crumble, layers of glamour and deception fade away. you realize that in this elaborate theatre of falsehood and mimicry, nothing is genuine -- not her promises, not her divinity, not her peace treaties or vaults of wealth ... not even her chosen.

you clutch to your sword. the family crest the last vestige of your fallen house. decades of power struggles, espionage and political assassinations engulfed your homeland, reducing you to this: orphaned in a barren world choked on manipulation and strife.

in anger and grief, all fade away from your heart but vengeance -- your oath to avenge your house against whoever brought their downfall, even if gods. even if a false goddess or her devilish prophet -—–— ( before any of your companions can stop you, you raise your ancestral sword with a thunderous roar, pumping all of your hatred and wraith into the strike to smite the foul creature. he whips his arm up to create an arcane shield but you get there just before it can cover him entirely. the blade of your sword makes contact with his mask, knocking it off his face and cutting into his wretched flesh. blood barely spills before your smite sears his open wound. )

“ YOU FOOLS!! ” the devil shrieks as he stumbles back, holding his injured face and letting out a strangled curse. “ how did you- ? how DARE you bring that THING into her house! ”

his visage changes, growing taller as his silken robe begins to corrode from the bottom up. flames burst out the side of his face, not from the paladin's smite but seemingly burning through from underneath his skin. his teeth become jagged and black. each time he heaves and curls his lips there seem to be more and more teeth crowding and bloodying his gums. he lets out a hiss. the scent of sulfur fills your nose as you are surrounded by a wall of fire, caging you in with him and separating you all from his goddess' avatar. the fire begins to spread out toward the plants populating the greenhouse. two bushes light on fire and are immediately engulfed; in their place, the flames writhe and grow into two fire elementals.

as the battle commences, you get one last glimpse at the chosen's face, before it is twisted into something unrecognizable. you see his eyes dart between his goddess' avatar and the artifact in the wizard's hand. in his face you read the whirlwind of emotions: anger, surprise, protectiveness, fear, and a complex set of pain.

#victo1re #“is this anything” meme #but it's imagining ascended vic and “chosen” vespin as final bosses in some undefined hypothetical campaign

[daily-crabbys]

This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

#meme fridays #cant grt any better than it already is #and worse is impossible bc its so perfect its simply couldn't be anything less

[sleepy-bebby]

#hamster #memes #meme #cute #funny #cute animals #animals #wholesome #funny memes #hamster meme #hamster memes #ninja #dank #dank meme #dank memes #lol #westerners whining in the tags about his enclosure as if I can do anything about it is hilarious. yaaaaawn dgaf shut up

[hansatorium]

#had a vision had a thought #movies #cinema #gay movies #gay people #gay people are my weakness they can sell me anything #shitpost #meme

[creepedfinnart]

i mean i think she would've had the time

#my art #digital circus #drawing #art #doodle #meme #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc pomni #terrible gaem #i know the computer nor the mouse nor the keyboard isn't connected to anything i can't draw setups. im so sorry everyone

[secondbeatsongs]

source

#titan #titan submersible #oceangate #titanic #the titanic #''catastrophic implosion'' is how they're describing it #they have no idea if they can recover anything because of how deep it was #they also don't know yet when it imploded #I will say. the way they're wording this #it probably imploded before people started looking #they keep saying their listening devices would have heard an implosion #but that it did definitely implode #destiel meme #I love you meme #destiel confession meme #what is this meme actually called #I realize I have no idea

[husbandyke]

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

#memes #silly #suggestive #wizard #queer #orbs #is this anything #husbandposting #sillyposting

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[solarwreathe]

let’s not talk about this, ever

#totk #tears of the kingdom #yiga clan #totk link #totk yiga #totk meme #totk fanart #loz #legend of zelda #all clucking cucco quest gave me trust issues #if they can illusion magicks themselves into anything how common are these incidents #'aw man the beloved family dog turned out to be a freeloading yiga spy again. can't have shit in hyrule' #totk spoilers

[nychthemeron-rants]

I made this while watching todays episode

#is this anything #shitty meme #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon laios #laios touden #laios dunmeshi #dunmeshi laios

[shimmershy]

Chara can stand exactly ONE human. That's it.

#randomly thought of this meme and got this idea and then HAD to drop everything I was doing to draw it #sillies #at the beginning of the pacifist route chara's like: 'WHY did I have to get stuck with a human of all things? ugh' #but eventually they're like #'i've only known frisk for at most a couple hours but if anything happened to them i'd kill everyone in this room and then my- ah. well.' #undertale #safeutdr #chara dreemurr #my art #frisk #frisk dreemurr #meme #chara #chara undertale #undertale chara #undertale frisk #frisk undertale #🌼

[neo--queen--serenity]

TMAGP 8: A Summary

#WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tma #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp 8 #running on empty #gerard keay #gerry keay #gertrude robinson #georgie barker #samama khalid #neo queen serenity’s memes #y’all ALREADY KNOW i be getting the early release of the episodes on tuesdays. it took so much willpower not to say anything

[shantechni]

Since I see so many new people getting into Trigun thanks to Stampede, I just wanted to-

#anime #manga #trigun #trigun stampede #this isn't spoiling anything--y'all caught a taste in that 3rd episode lol #vash the stampede #vash #memes

[unipacas]

miguel having beef with a teenager: a case study

#across the spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara #spider-man #spider-man 2099 #across the spiderverse spoilers #fanart #my draws #i have to get some memes out of my system before anything else pls bear with me #im ok with this dynamic actually. i kind of love it

[leoleolovesdc]

Jason [after a rough patrol with Damian]: Huh, that was fun! Wanna go for a drink?

Damian: Akhi, I’m 16

Jason: Wait, seriously?

Jason: Damn, I was convinced you were 12

#b4 anyone says anything im convinced jason wouldnt ever take a kid to drink #especially since both him and his mom struggled w addiction #this is js for the meme dont take it srsly #jason todd #damian wayne #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #robin #red hood #batfam #batkids #batsiblings #bat siblings #bat kids #bat bros #bat brothers #batfamily

[edmeom]

jjk memes pt.3

part 1, part 2, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17, part 18, part 19

#itadori is so done with that bear #i refuse to accept anything that happens after season 1 #they are happy #period #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk meme #itadori yuji #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #kugisaki nobara #nobara kugisaki #itafushikugi #itadori yuuji #jjk memes #jjk trio