#《 I always go off topic in the tags smh 》

[sirenlulls]

get him back! → theburntchip

pairing , theburntchip x youtuber!reader

summary , where, in lieu of yours and chip’s reconnection, fans find out how it happened, and just why you ended things in the first place.

part one (bad idea, right?)

oh, i wanna get him back! 'cause then again, i really miss him, and it makes me real sad

🔴 Y/n L/n Talks On Breakup, Reconnection, The Launch Of Her Brand, & More! FULL POD EP.77 -Saving Grace

join premiere!

LIVE CHAT !

user: stop i’m actually gonna cry ☹️☹️☹️

user: I KNEW THOSE TWITTER B WORDS WERE WRONG I KNEW THEY DIDNT END BADLY

user: that’s so lala land of them

user: “if i ever complained, i’d be the nagging girlfriend” NO BABY 😭😭😭😭

user: never thought i’d say it but i’m glad they broke up bcs if they hadn’t done it then, it would’ve been MESSY messy

user: off topic but can we please talk about how pretty she is :(

user: “if he ever complained about you, i would’ve given him a belting” YES GRACE 👏👏👏

user: WHY DIDNT WE GET Y/N ON HERE SOONER OMGGGGGG I LOVE THIS DUO SM

user: Sending love from Brazil! XX 🇧🇷🇧🇷❤️❤️

user: stop that’s so sad ☹️

user: she’s so real for the anxiety thing

LIVE CHAT !

user: i feel like i’m watching a tv show

user: “i don’t want to lose this again” and when i start sobbing????

user: ok but is the dick game good

user: HE SWIPED UP ON A COSTA TOASTIE ☠️

user: nah he’s down BAD me too but like 😭

user: he def would’ve thrown a temper tantrum if she didn’t respond

user: grace booing is so real i wanted a kissing in the rain screaming ‘i love you’ confession

user: her smile when she said she’s happy now man they’re literally my parents ☹️

user: Love you both X ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

user: ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

user: the world is healing

user: NAH MAN SWEAR THATS CHIPS BOICE COMING IN NOW

LIVE CHAT !

user: i’m actually gonna cry i missed them sm ☹️😭

user: the camera switching to her looking at him with heart eyes after calling him a bellend is so funny GET HER ASS 👏

user: chip is the new an*rew t*te 🙏

user: oh how i missed him calling her lady and missus

user: he’s the leader of the sassy man epidemic oh lord

user: OMG I FORGOT WHEN SHE YSED TO GO ON COFFEE DATES WITH HIS MUM

user: leave my girl and her spotify playlists alone

user: this has literally made my year

user: just in time for y/n’s fall vids

[tagged: savinggracepod , gkbarry_ , theburntchip]

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yourusername mum! mum! i made it! i’m on saving grace!!!!!! (and i figured i deserved at least one pic of chip from the launch x)

user that episode was the funniest thing ever i can’t even i nearly pissed myself when grace pretended to spank u with the paddle 😭😭😭

user mother ur so gorg i’m speechless

user you know the content is gonna slap when y/n l/n is there

user im so obsessed with u pls

user CAL AND CHIP AT THE FUNCTION SIR 👏🙇‍♀️

user best video in youtube history methinks

gkbarry_ loved having you on babe, even if the boss man gatecrashed 🫶❤️

yourusername he doesn’t like feeling left out smh

theburntchip oh alright then

max_balegde ICONIC!!!!!!

user MY ROMAN EMPIRE

user i hope you know that twt is in flames rn

user i gen teared up a bit when you talked about the breakup 🥹

user icons only

[tagged: ynapparel , nellarose , theburntchip]

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yourusername self representing by wearing @ ynapparel the past (and every) week 😩🤭 featuring the love of my life & chip ig…

theburntchip wow alright

theburntchip i thought you were a g 😔

yourusername oops sorry babe

theburntchip we’re over smh

yourusername oh no… what a shame ☹️ anyway… hot girl winter!!!!!!

theburntchip the fits are fire though 😮‍💨

yourusername as always x

user EATING SLAYING DEVOURING

user OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

user forever obsessed with u

user graduated from cuntingtion university with an phd in slaying

nellarose love you bae x

calfreezy chip looking dashing as per usual

theburntchip aye thank you brotha

nellarose AYYYY LOOKING SEXY 🔥🔥🔥🔥

yourusername ALL YOU BABY 💋💋💋

ynapparel looking good and dressed to kill 😉😇🩷

user face card NEVER declines

lissiemackintosh this barbie is my mother

user ur so real lissie

faithlouisak doll 🤩

alice_hez 😍🔥🖤

user WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 64?????

user angel girl 🤍

centralcee 😮‍💨🔥🔥🔥🔥

user NAHHH HES BRAVE COMMENTING ON THE POST W HER BOYFRIEND

user CENCH GET OUTTA HERE MAN

user SIRENSIRENSIREN Y/N BABY RUN!!!!!

user OH??????

user wait am i missing smth why are we freaking out

user @ user cench has always been lowk flirting with y/n, like she interviewed him at some event last yr and he was being so flirty and obviously she was giving him blank wall back BUT when her and chip broke up he got even WORSE like man was always in her comments tryna chat her up and she entertained it a lil but now the bitch is back and he’s bold

user NAH MAN GTFO WE JUST GOT CHIP BACK IN THE PICTURE WE CANT HAVE U RUINING THAT

theburntchip just posted to their story

#theburntchip x reader #theburntchip imagine #theburntchip fic #theburntchip x y/n #youtube x redaer #youtube #british youtube x reader #british youtube #british youtuber x reader #uk youtube #calfreezy #gk barry #max balegde #nella rose

[morkofday]

this or that tag game

tagged by most beloved @icouldhyperfixatehim​ and @milkpansa​ ♥ thank you thank you thank you~

i uuh. took it that most of these are bl tropes rather than things about me so we’re going into this with that in mind

crying in the shower or making out in the shower (men should be allowed to have emotions outside the shower smh even if i do love a dramatic breakdown in said space)

give cute boy line ID or stalk his IG (i like confident characters that approach their crushes bc that’s something i would never do myself. also IG is such a hazy concept to me so it’s hard to relate to that in any way?)

share his earbuds or share his clothes (sharing earbuds is cute but sharing clothes is my ultimate love ♥ plus points if the sharing can happen either way and their closets slowly become indistinguishable)

manga or manhwa (i’ve read a lot more manga in my life but tbh i adore some manhwas more)

long dangly silver earring or dark leather cuff (absolutely obsessed with dangly things, it’s most likely the cat in me)

time loop or reincarnation (both is good, currently very in love with such tropes)

blue engineering smock or red engineering smock (i think most of the engineering boys i’ve liked in bls do wear the blue version rather than the red one)

kisses at the beach or kisses in the mountains (truly cannot pick between these two bc we gays own both the beaches and the mountains and that’s how it should be)

cactus or chili plant (tbh all i can think about it the tiny cactus from modc so that it is. also i own a tiny cactus myself, it’s called taavi (short for oktaavi/octave))

fairy lights or spot lighting (as much i love the confession scene in tol with the spotlight, i do prefer fairy lights more. brings me right back to history 3: modc ♥)

ghost boyfriend or vampire lover (absolutely obsessed with vampires ok, we deserve a good vampire bl pls i beg)

hard sub or soft sub (ajshdsf this question?? like i can take this in so many ways. deciding to be a bit unhinged and take it the sex way so soft sub it is, do not ask me to elaborate on that) 

stray cat or ... actually that’s your only option (omg finally i own a cat!) 

hawaiian shirt or blue shorts (pat truly made me love hawaiian shirts so much. doesn’t hurt that those seem to also be off’s chosen piece of clothing lol)

evil ex-girlfriend or predatory fujoshi (you know what? i refuse to choose. women in bls deserve to get treated better. we are way past these tropes)

suit jacket or leather jacket (leather jacket can be a suit jacket if you work hard enough for it but you cannot do it the other way)

high school or university (absolutely university these days bc it’s more relatable and i love seeing at least a bit more mature characters. tho just like nini i do also enjoy watching high schoolers be stupid ♥ but we’ve seen too many of these both imo)

kitchen drama or office drama (not really big on public drama so let’s keep it in the privacy of the kitchen thanks. also kitchen drama can be many things 👀)

forehead kisses or cheek kisses (absolutely livid about forehead kisses bc the love is truly stored into those but i do love casual cheek pecks too)

Viki or GaGaOOLaLa (i do hate viki for blocking screenshotting but they do provide very nicely most of the shows)

Japanese arthouse depth or Korean high concept (uuhh am not quite sure what either of these mean but if they’re even close to what i think then i really gotta go with the japanese one. i am thinking about given here)

pink milk or yakult (cannot for the life of me remember what show had yakult in it and i absolutely refuse to pick pink milk so neither)

censored Chinese BL or trashy Thai pulps (both truly. some of the chinese ones are absolute art in other aspects (krhm cql) and the thai ones are just a ton of fun)

body swap or dead body (was really against body swap some time ago but the shipper changed my opinion. it’s a nice trope and can offer a lot of good topics to explore if done right) 

sexy or story (story is always everything to me, i don’t need the sexy)

back hugs or lap sitting (back hugs always give butterflies to my stomach bc there’s something very vulnerable about it and i also enjoy the brief moment of surprise in those when the other doesn’t yet know he’s gonna get hugged but then just relaxes into it)

piggyback or cradle carry (i am very into the dramatics of cradle carry but i do enjoy the casualness and sweetness of piggybacking too)

this was a lot of fun to do ^^ also gave me some nostalgia bc these tropes really make me think about older bls a lot :’D

tagging: @dimpledpran @talaypuens @snimeat @namchyoon @toptaps @nongnaos ♥ feel free to ignore if you don’t feel like it!

#tag game #this was such a random string of questions #but so much fun

[gimmethatagustd]

fic authors self rec!

i was tagged by @ahundredtimesover - thank you so much! i love these types of tag games 

When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written/fics you’re most proud of, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

i only have 3 released fics right now lkhfds so i will just comment on those 3 and then i can share some sneak peak info about some of the ones i have queued! 

Only Here to Sin (Chapter 1) - this was my first fic. i was honestly so stressed about releasing it because i thought it would flop 😂 i literally had like 5 followers when i posted it. it started off as me just trying out some plain ‘ole smut, but i realized there was a lot of potential for a real plot. i originally wrote it from tae’s point of view, but i decided to edit it to be from the reader. i think that made it feel a lot more emotionally empty? in a good way, because the topic is hard - what do we do when we feel backed into a corner by those we love? how do we live with ourselves when we break someone’s trust? 

Only Here to Sin (Chapter 2) - this is my most recent fic, and i plan to continue this series with at least 1 (maybe 2) more chapters! this series is really ‘go with the flow’. i’m proud of this chapter because i’ve focused a lot on character development and trying to reshape how we initially view tae, namjoon, and the reader compared to the first chapter. also RIP to namjoon for being an asshole in this one lol it was hard to write!! but yeah, the fic very much speaks to this idea that just because we have experienced pain doesn’t mean we should hurt others, too. 

Paint Me Naked - this one has been everyone’s favorite so far (because jk, duh)! ngl this is heavily influenced by my real life - except the guy jk is based off of is just a good friend (although i think he was lowkey in love with me but that’s a whole other thing khsds). my friend really inspired me throughout college and helped me become a better writer, and i’m extremely grateful that i got to know him. people didn’t give him much of a chance because he was standoffish, but we vibed really well. just two quiet, lowkey people trying to navigate a world that doesn’t let people just be themselves. he taught me how to be vulnerable and how to love my writing - even when i thought my work was shitty. art is about the journey for him, and that helped me a lot with my emotions. i hope this fic can make you feel like it’s okay to accept that life sucks sometimes, but there’s always going to be someone in your corner to walk this earth with you.  

Nectar (to be released) - my next fic is my first supernatural one! it features jimin, the vampire reader’s new human roommate. i LOVE supernatural shit, so i hope y’all like it! it’s kinda angsty and i really wrote it in a Mood cuz it’s a lil kinky too.

Marry Me (Again & Again) (to be released) - another jimin one, this time a best friends to lovers. it’s my first attempt at something purely fluff with no smut and very little angst. i’m not that great at writing fluff, so i hope this works out! 

THIS ENDED UP SO LONG smh sorry i just have a lot of #thoughts, mostly because i’m very new. i only started posting fics in april. anywayy if y’all haven’t done this yet, i tag @jjkeverlast  @seokoloqy  @yutasthetic   @spideyjimin @lookingforluna @7deadlysinsfics @parkdatjimin

pls make sure to check out everyone’s fics! it’s nice to celebrate together what we’re most excited about as writers

#tag game

[magichcuse]

《 I keep thinking about what Delilah said when Alroy didn't recognize his special nickname and just—

 "...an’ now somethin’ is… messed up with your head. But not messed up like it usually is…”

Alroy didn't really react to it at the time because he didn't know what the hell was going on, but once he starts remembering Delilah again and it finally sinks in for him...oof.

Delilah probably said that passively and won't really think about it afterwards (I highly doubt she'd purposely be malicious to her brother, especially given how close they are), but ironically, Alroy will always remember that throwaway line. It taunts him, haunts him with the nagging thought that his sister thinks he's crazy. 》

#{behind the magic} | ooc #《 fun fact: this was going to be brought up in the mindscape thread 》 #《 i planned on having that be one of the memories brought up in the thread and delilah would have gotten to see how her words impacted him 》 #《 but for now; those insecurities are going to stay locked in alroy's head :'D #《 though he'd probably vent to zanna about it too 》 #《 it's weird; but zanna is pretty much the only one who doesn't make alroy feel out of his mind 》 #《 she's so supportive of his conspiracy theories and she's hella patient with him 》 #《 zanna also seems to think highly of him? she straight up called him a dreamboat the first time they talked to each other 》 #《 and i remember the convo where she got annoyed with franklin for being surprised she had a crush on alroy 》 #《 he doesn't have to feel like the conspiracy nut or the person slowly losing himself bc of his memory issues 》 #《 he could just be the dreamy musician and loveable goofball 》 #《 i keep saying this bc it's hella true—zanna does wonders for alroy's mental health 》 #《 he goes from losing sleep bc of paranoia to passing out while sending cute texts/memes to zanna 》 #《 and alroy makes sure to tell zanna how much he appreciates her; every day 》 #《 sometimes even multiple times a day if he forgot he already told her 》 #《 I always go off topic in the tags smh 》 #《 it's like having two posts in one 》

[juergenklopp]

AO3 YEAR IN REVIEW – 2021

Tagged by @antonios-hair @whitewolfcraft @ultrasofts @dantteri thank you so much belovedestest <3

Stories Posted: 5 (+ 3 drabbles backdated)

I have/had so many ideas and WIPs that never saw completion in 2021, it’s not been a great year creative-wise for me unfortunately on top of already being a notoriously slow writer. But the ones I put out there, I am actually proud of, and hey, maybe the WIPs I started can be finished this year... Pspsps brain juice for Football AU and [redacted] and [redacted]...

Word Count: 35,177, which is way more than I thought it was? Wow? Pats in the back for past me, they’re not doing too bad.

Most Kudos: your color, my armor, I recently reread the fic and even though I’m not too sure about it anymore now for how dramatic and convoluted it reads, I still like it and I think I captured the dynamics somehow despite its brainrottyness. The influence is clear, I was reading Baldwin, Carson, and Rilke at the time and I suppose I tried and failed to achieve that lofty, poetic, literary feel to it when it’s literally smut and not that deep smh

Longest Story: en garde at 11,440 words. Ah, Fencing AU beloved. I was eyeballs deep researching fencing it actually made me a fan of the sport! It took so many years off my lifespan but I had tons of fun writing it and making up my own little universe of drivers as fencers. Let’s go Team GB let’s go!

Shortest Story: when you’re through thinking at 300 words. For a notoriously wordy writer I think I managed to hit my peak efficiency here. May the future hold more of this energy.

Personal Favorite(s): I am equally proud of all my fic progeny... but if I had to pick, probably rose, quartz, mirrored hearts. I wasn’t sure whether to post it in the first place or de-anon it... I think I managed to tie together the thematic strands and tackle topics so personal to me (gender woes, career angst, being worthy of love just the way you are, being enough) while staying true to the dynamics of the characters? I hope? Oh and, Enzo the Cat. Best OCC. Thank you to Anonymous Writer Whose Identity I Definitely Do Not Know for writing the fic that inspired it! (ALSO listen to the podfic actually! Weep... thank you M. Nat...)

2022 is the year of growth and actually being proud of your creative output. May the words flow and thank you so, so much for checking any of my stuff out (and sorry for not replying to comments for like, a calendar year, I get so overwhelmed and my brain just shut down... I will try to be better at that and also at commenting!) <3

I think almost everyone I know has done this but in case you haven’t, @powertrains, @toyotagazoo, @gordiewowe, @acrosstobear, @tetrapod7, you’re up if you’re keen! No pressure as always!

#This got. Very rambly. I'm sorry... #I don't usually talk about fics on here but you know what. Sometimes I shall. #As a treat... #fic stuff #tag game #yours truly #.txt

[yangsrose]

WayV reaction to having a crush on you 

Since Tumblr’s being a butt and not showing this in the tags I am reposting this >:((( Also thank you for the anon that requested this!! I’m so glad that you liked the 127 version of this reaction 🥺💚

Kun

Kun as a crush would be really caring 🥺

He would definitely be really overprotective of you

Definitely would be the type of person to give you his jacket to wear if he felt like your clothes were too revealing

He would also text you a lot just to make sure that you’re taking care of yourself

Oh you have exams coming up?

Kun’s probably making meals up until your exams are done and he’s probably helping you study

Speaking of which

I think it was YangYang (?) that once mentioned that if you ever needed help in something Kun would help no matter if he was good in that topic or not

So you can expect him to help you in your class work even if he doesn’t know what’s going on

Tbh he’d feel like your parent more than anything but that’s because he loves you and cares for you 🥺

Ten

Ten having a crush on you can either go two ways

He’s either going to dote on you a ton or he’s going to roast the living daylights out of you out of love of course

He probably gets really jealous of others easily

Like if you spend too much time with the other members expect Ten to angrily cling onto you and attempt to drag you away

Remember how the members said that his hobby was hugging others?

He’s probably going to cling onto you so much

If he sees that you are sad or really stressed out he’s going to do everything he can to comfort you

He probably flirts with you too aldjfn

Definitely tries to make you flustered but will literally combust if you flirt with him

He’s probably said “Ooh you want to kiss me so bad” before

If you did kiss him good luck on fixing Ten because you’ve broken him forever now

WinWin

I did WinWin here!

Lucas

If you got Lucas to have a crush on you you have won at life

Let me tell you

He is the sweetest person ever

Like he will remember every little detail about you

If you happened to mention something about yourself he would probably remember it

We all know that Lucas is really smart

He was the first member to solve the puzzle that Haechan had to solve for NCT World

So he would probably be really good in picking up when you are not feeling well

Would definitely do everything he can to make you feel better

probably would go to the extent of threatening to hurt them but you didn’t hear that from me

He would always give you a hug and tell you that he’s recharging you with happiness sobs I need a Lucas in my life

Overall a really sweet and caring person 🥺

Xiaojun

Ooooh he’s going to be the sweetest person ever

Remember how he composed a literal song for someone that he had a crush on? and they still rejected him smh

Or the fact that he had a crush on them for THREE YEARS

He would definitely do anything for you

You need help on homework?

He has no idea what’s going on but he’ll learn it for you

That being said

If you’re ever sad he’ll be so sweet 🥺

Like Lucas he would fight whoever/whatever made you sad

He’d be so overprotective

Like Kun he would be really observant on what you were wearing but he wouldn’t care if you didn’t cover up or change

He’d just be so sweet and loving 🥺

Hendery

Hendery would be so chaotic adlfn

But I think he’d get chaotic only after knowing you for a while

Whenever we see him around the other NCT members he’s really shy unless he’s with the members that he’s comfortable with

So I think he’d start off shy and then slowly reveal himself to you

He’s also mentioned that his main goal is to make the person next to him laugh

So he would do anything in his power to make sure that you’re happy

If he ever sees you sad

You better believe that he will do anything in his power to make you happy

Hendery would also be really supportive of you!

Like if you told him that you wanted to do something he’d be cheering for you and he’d be there every step of the way

He would definitely help you to keep your emotions in check whenever you would be feeling stressed or anxious from school/work

He would just take care of you a lot 🥺

He might also be really clingy

Like if he say another member hanging out with you he would definitely be really pouty and would probably refuse to let you go until you literally pulled him off of you

YangYang

YangYang’s another shy boy

All the members and he himself have said that YangYang’s really quiet until you get to know him

So I feel like he would be the same way with you

But one you get to know him…

You can count on him to be your #1 partner in crime

He radiates so much chaotic energy

He would definitely drag you around to do the weirdest stuff

But he would also be so sweet

He always randomly hugs the WayV members and when he does it’s always really energetic in the way that he hugs them I have no idea how to describe that akjdbf

So any skinship with you would be absolutely random and very spontaneous

He’s probably also very emotionally intelligent

So he would always be able to pick up on if you were sad

He’d also be really good at comforting you

He’d just be a really sweet and chaotic person adofb 🥺

#nct reactions #nct scenarios #nct imagines #nct drablles #nct fluff #nct angst #wayv reactions #wayv scenarios #wayv imagines #wayv drabbles #wayv fluff #wayv angst #kpop reactions #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines #kpop drabbles #kpop fluff #kpop angst #wayv #kun #ten #winwin #lucas #xiaojun #hendery #yangyang

[lilikags]

ೃ‧₊› a b o u t  t h i s  p o s t° ➮ Pairing: Miya Atsumu x reader ➮ Oneshot ➮ Tags: fluff ➮ Word Count: 2182

A/N: This is for @serowotonin​! [for Luna’s Valentines Day collab] Ik I said I was doing Atsumu bc “I was bored” but I always say “imagine being bored” and truly, I haven’t been bored for so long. I forgot that this was for the collab for a fat moment then when you saw the preview I was like, “Wait- no- it’s a surprise.” 

Premise: You and Atsumu are cleaning out the apartment, when you find a few letters you thought you would never see again… 

“Oi, (y/n), look at what I found,” you heard Atsumu say, leaning over the contents of a drawer he had been sifting through. 

“What?” you walked over to see what he had found. The two of you were cleaning out the apartment, as you were going to be moving out soon. Atsumu had a habit of keeping things that connected him to an important memory of his, unless he wanted to forget it- and this was one of them. You didn’t know he kept them- actually, it did make sense of him to, but you had simply forgotten about it and you somehow expected the same for him. You looked down to see what he had in his hands, and your face literally went emotionless as you saw the letter in his hands. 

You really didn’t mind the letters, for the most part. Actually, they held dear to you. However, that first one… you were grateful for it, but you also remembered just how bad you wanted to buy a grave space and bury it for eternity back then... 

Miya Atsumu.

This was a dare. This is a love letter. For Valentines. Happy valentines day. If you have extra chocolate, send me some. 

Sincerest thanks, (y/n). 

Atsumu usually threw away the letters he received every Valentines. It wasn’t that he was trying to be rude; it was just that there were too many letters for him to read (and reply to), so he usually just threw them out. Osamu often teased him for this; he boasted that he at least read his letters.

“Oi, ‘Samu, look at this one,” Atsumu called out to his brother. 

“What?” Osamu looked at him, with a face of disbelief. “Yer actually lookin’ at them?”

“Nah, not really, but this one’s hilarious,” Atsumu laughed. 

“Okay, not funny, keep yer lame humor to yourself.” 

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“(y/n), truth or dare,” (b/f/n) asked. 

You smiled, “Dare.” 

“Hmmm… alright, send a love letter to Miya Atsumu- it has to be at least one line long.”

“I’m- okay then.” 

You brought out a piece of paper, wrote the first things that came to mind, and once you reached one line, you stopped. You folded the paper and grabbed whatever envelope you could find and sealed it with tape. The dare required actually giving the letter, much to your dismay, but it wasn’t like you could back down from a dare. After all, it was (b/f/n), and the nonstop teasing would definitely occur if you failed to complete the dare. 

Dearest (y/n), 

I did in fact receive your rather interesting letter, and I have decided to bring you some chocolate as you wished. I wish you, as well, a very happy valentine’s day this year.

Most sincerely, Atsumu. 

Atsumu was intrigued enough to write a reply; in fact, he decided to write in the most formal way possible. He knew from the letter that you were either a tsundere or someone who was actually dared to do so, and decided that it would be fun entertainment for the both of you. 

When you received the letter, you were surprised to see a reply. It was known he didn’t send out replies, yet you had received one. As you read it, you felt a need to reply; you’d simply feel bad if you didn’t. However, what was there to talk about? How the chocolates were good? He had stuck it on your first period desk, out in the open. And you also sincerely wondered what was with the overly formal tone. You do remember writing the most shitty letter you’ve ever written to him, and that volleyball-obsessed dude just writes something formal to you? Baffles the mind.

Well, then, if he was going to reply, you would too. 

Miya Atsumu,

Thanks for the chocolate- your fans make pretty good chocolate, I have to say. Bet I could make better chocolate than ya, ‘cause all ya focus on is just volleyball. Anyways, what was with the overly formal tone- ya like me or somethin’? Would be funny if ya did and I turned ya down. XD  

(y/n) 

You never really thought of Miya Atsumu, but this really sparked your interest. It was amusing, his reactions. It was definitely something you didn’t expect- you actually didn’t expect a reply at all. The reply you received was definitely out of the ordinary as well, one you never thought a hotshot volleyball player would write. It seemed he was interested in you in some ways- and you as well. 

(y/n),

Pfffft, you think I might like ya? I just thought yer letter was interestin’, that’s all. Ya really think I can’t make chocolate? Bet I could make better chocolate than ya, I’ll show you. I make you chocolate myself and we’ll see how it tastes. Just you watch, I’ll make ya say I make the best chocolate ever! 

Atsumu. 

You saw that in your shoe locker the next morning- and everyone saw it. You were beginning to regret actually replying to him, but there was no backing out now. (b/f/n) really hit the goal here, for her. People were probably talking about it. It’s always some event that involves romance that catches everyone’s eye. And since it was just after valentine’s, everyone would automatically assume it was a love letter. In reality, it was simply a little bit of playful banter. 

You wondered if people actually knew who it was. You hoped not; it would gather way too much attention for your liking. You’d have an entire fanclub after you, and it was definitely (b/f/n)’s fault that you got into this entire mess. You had absolutely no idea if anyone saw him slip that into your shoe locker, since it had probably been there for a good hour or so before you and most of the other students got there. In any case, there was nothing you could do about people knowing things they already know, so you headed onto class. It was exam week, and you sighed; it would be a long day. 

When you arrived at homeroom, you were not-so-pleasantly surprised with what you found at your desk. You just wanted a quiet day; go to school, take the tests, and get out so you could relax at home. But no, you just had to see this and you knew there was a thing called rumors you had to deal with. Well, you could just be like “whatever” and not care, but you definitely knew who’d be after you, for real. Atsumu’s fanbase was quite scary, and definitely large- a group of people one would regret messing with. 

“Ugh- what am I going to do with this chocolate now, he gave me a lot yesterday…” 

“(y/n)! Oiiii, you got chocolate?! From who from who-”

“(b/f/n), if you say a word, you are going to be dead to me.”

“...” she looked away, but then turned to you again and whispered in your ear. “So, Miya Atsumu, who has a fanbase, likes you.” 

“I’m- no-”

“But what I’m seeing says otherwise?”

“Ugh, you’re coming to my house and you are going to pay for that dare.” 

“Oh ho ho, seems like I started something…” “Bet you did.”

Pisshead Atsumu

LMAO bet ya didn’t make the chocolate, yer terrible at lying <///3 seen this chocolate before. And like wtf you put a box of chocolate on my desk with YOUR NAME on it. Ya know that people will do a thing called assuming things, right? Smh, think before you act. Anyways, I’m counting on ya to fix up this mess.

(y/n)

When you finished class, the first thing you did was write the note. You were absolutely paranoid with this mess, and you were going to have Atsumu fix it. Yes, you did technically initiate contact first, but that was (b/f/n)’s fault and this could’ve avoided this if he hadn’t pulled off a whole stunt. 

It was already around 6 when he saw the note. A small smirk filled his expression, he was so sure that he would be able to get a good reaction out of (y/n). It was written on scrap paper, the back of a phys. ed worksheet. You wrote it in a rush, very obviously. That wasn’t really what caught his attention though; he was puzzled as to how he would fix this. Tell his fans to fuck off? Osamu would tease him for eternity.

“Oi, what’cha starin’ at?” he heard Osamu nag. “Mom’s waitin’ for us for dinner.”

“Hey, ‘Samu…  ya know how to fix this?” 

“... ARE YOU AN IDIOT- YOU ARE AN IDIOT.”

“I AM NOT! YOU ARE THE IDIOT HERE!” 

“SAYS THE ONE WHO GOT INTO A MESS LIKE THIS!” 

“Oi, ya shouldn’t be fightin’ at this hour,” the two heard Kita say, as he gave them a certain look. “... ‘m sorry…” the twins apologized.

Even after a fulfilling dinner made by their mother and a nice, hot shower, Atsumu still couldn’t think of a solution. Osamu almost snitched on him, but he decided that there was enough on their mom’s plate of problems at the moment. 

“What if ya said you were dating?” Osamu offered. 

“HAH?! ARE YA INSANE?!” Atsumu yelled at him.

“That would explain what happened at valentine’s.” 

“But there’s nothin’ between us-”

“Yer fanclub wouldn’t really believe anythin’ else.”

“Yeah…” 

(y/n),

Can we meet when practice ends at 6 on Thursday?

M. Atsumu.

“... I’m- Is he just going to apologize then run away? Tch.” you sighed. You had the idea that Miya Atsumu was overconfident and carefree, but not to this extent. The least he could do was fix this- he had power over his fandom and what people said about him, unlike you. You had to go, it wasn’t like you really had much of a choice if you wanted to talk it out and fix it. 

“Hey, (y/n) are you and Atsumu dating?” one of your classmates asked, and a bunch of others hovered around the table, waiting to hear a response. (b/f/n) had told you rumors had spread around the entire school; you figured that would’ve happened. Any topic related to the twins spread like wildfire, especially the blonde-haired one. 

“... Can you not try to pry into my private life?” you replied, which you instantly realized was exactly a wrong answer to give. This implied that you were in fact dating Atsumu secretly, and you just made your life 10x worse. You figured you should just tell everyone what had happened, then the blame would be on (b/f/n)- it should preferably be placed on Atsumu, since he started it, really. 

When you met him at 6pm, you expected no contribution from him. Instead, you were met with a solid plan for something you weren’t really happy about, but it seemed the easiest to convince the public of a story they put out. 

“(y/n)... let’s tell them that we’re dating.”

“Hmm… well, they already think that…”

“I’m sorry… I wasn’t thinking…” “It’s fine. All we can do is move forward, I guess.”

“Yeah… ‘Samu gave me this solution; it’s all I have, I’m sorry if it’s-”

“It’s fine. Let’s go through with it. Just protect me from the crazy fangirls; that’s all I want.”

“Ya.” 

“And we’ll need to put together a coherent story; what’s yer number?” 

“Ahaha, seriously, maybe (b/f/n)’s a prophet. She told me that she was aiming for somethin’ to happen between us,” you commented, remembering what happened years and years ago. 

“Ya were just so unnecessarily worried about the fangirls,” Atsumu mentioned. 

“Oi! Yer fangirls were hella scary back then…” 

That night, you stayed up coming up with a story, which ended with the two of you breaking up so that you could go on your separate ways again. However, the story didn’t last too long, as (b/f/n)’s parent’s investigations went a little too far and spread the truth a little too much. (b/f/n) is one thing, but you had almost forgotten her parents were another, seriously. They’d been a little busy over the last few years, thus the lack of investigations of local drama, but they had been doing so for decades, what could you expect from them? 

Nothing was Atsumu’s fault to the fanclub, unless he seriously convinced them that it was. You were guilty until proven innocent. Unbeknownst to you until after, he gave them a whole (to be honest, not-so-great) speech on how he kind of went too far with the joke, but also placed the blame on everyone else for assuming things. People were absolutely ridiculous; their ideas and their insane imagination should learn that the left side of the brain exists too. 

“Funny how we met again after college, after all that time.”

“Ya… a real wonder” 

Another A/N: OMG THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING FOR ‘TSUMU FORGIVE ME IF I WROTE HIM LIKE, WRONG IN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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✨a ficlet for Alastair and Ariadne please? Happy 200 followers!!!

hiiii tysm :))) i love writing for these two, we’ve been cheated of their relationship smh fix this judith pls i beg you let them be friendssss

anyway i hope you like <3 this is longer than i expected lol

Ariadne had always sought out higher ground when she was upset, ever since she was a child. She had never been sure why--maybe it had something to do with the way the air was clearer or being able to see out across an entire city. Or, she thought as she perched on the edge of the roof of an abandoned building, maybe it was just about getting away from people. It was isolated up here. She could feel like she was the only person in the world, and it didn’t make her feel lonely. It just made her feel free.

Footsteps sounded behind her, and for a moment she tensed, ready to tell whoever it was--probably one of the Merry Thieves or someone of similar insufferability--to shove off and leave her alone. Before she could, a familiar voice drawled lazily, “And what brings you here on this obscure, dreary London day?”

She turned to face the approaching figure. Alastair Carstairs. He wasn’t in gear, unlike her, and was instead clad in a fashionable ensemble of dove gray, his pitch black hair uncharacteristically unkempt and his dark eyes dancing with something like vexation, or perhaps exhaustion. Sometimes it was hard to tell with him.

He settled onto the roof next to her, crossing his legs and leaning back on his hands as he regarded her expectantly. With a sigh, Ariadne turned her gaze back to the horizon of buildings she’d been memorizing. “I talked to Anna yesterday.” She saw Alastair’s eyebrows twitch up and knew he was biting his tongue to keep his quips to himself. “She still hasn’t changed her mind about me. About love. I just... needed to be away from it all.” Alastair looked like he was going to say something thoughtful that she wouldn’t want to hear, so rather than give him the chance, she turned and demanded, “What brings you here, anyway? You don’t have patrol tonight.”

“Neither do you,” he retorted with a pointed look.

He was right. Ariadne had slipped into her gear tonight for no reason other than having wanted to. She’d wanted to feel the fabric against her skin as she ran through the streets and scaled the building to its roof. Gear was so much better for recklessness and impulsive decisions than dresses were, anyway.

“That doesn’t answer my question.” It was Ariadne’s turned to raise an eyebrow until her friend frowned and looked away. Alastair pushed himself forward until his shoulders were almost hunched and looked down at his hands. They were flecked with gravel from the roof’s surface, evidence of how heavily he’d been leaning on them to hold himself up. Ariadne didn’t often worry about her friend, but tonight she did.

Alastair’s sigh held a mixture of frustration and weariness. She knew this because she’d heard it many times before, often before he recounted a story from his less than ideal childhood or time at the Academy. Or-- “I had an encounter with my father.” That. “It wasn’t particularly bad, even, it’s just... I thought with Cordelia knowing about his... condition, now, that he’d truly change.” He shook his head and laughed mirthlessly. “How naive I was.”

“You weren’t naive,” she whispered, not sure if she was talking about him. “You were hopeful. And you had a right to be.”

“Lot of good it did me.” Ariadne nearly flinched at the bitterness in his voice. Today was a bad day, it seemed, for both of them.

But why should it have to stay that way?

Ariadne shook her head as though she could empty it of all her negative thoughts. She held up her hand as though raising an imaginary glass of champagne. “Here’s to surviving,” she told him, trying to catch his eye. His gaze was suspicious, but after a moment he chuckled and raised his own hand.

“Here’s to friends.”

They clinked their imaginary glasses and turned to look out at the horizon. A comfortable silence stretched between it, and Ariadne felt she could dive into it and never have to resurface for air. It was nice, the way she and Alastair could sometimes just sit with no expectations or pressure of unwanted conversation. They let it come naturally rather than awkwardly fumble for topics of interest.

It was inevitable that they’d have to speak again, though. This time, Alastair was the one to clear his throat first and say, “I’ve never been to this part of London before.”

It was a quiet, reflective comment, and Ariadne wasn’t quite sure if he’d said it to her or simply spoken a realization aloud. He did that occasionally. 

“I hadn’t either,” Ariadne admitted after a pause. “But I felt like exploring today.” She frowned and looked at him fully. “How did you find me, anyway?”

“I wasn’t looking for you,” he said with a cheeky smile. “I was exploring myself when I looked up and saw you. Good thing that I was, too, or who knows how long you’d be pining away up here.”

Ariadne faked a dramatic gasp. “I’m not pining! I’m just...” She couldn’t think of a good comeback, but it didn’t matter. Alastair was laughing at the expression on her face, a joyous laugh that was far too rare for its beauty. It was contagious, and moments later they were both dissolved in fits of giggles over everything and nothing all at once.

It was a perfect way to end a bad day, Ariadne thought when Alastair stood and offered a hand to help her up. They took the stairs to get down--stairs Ariadne had pointedly ignored when she’d spotted the building, opting instead to climb the bricks as an extra sort of challenge--and walked side by side down the street, trading happier stories and jokes and memories. 

Ending the day with a friend guaranteed that it had not been all that bad.

tagging some mutuals i think might enjoy (ever so sorry if u don’t wanna be tagged): @doitforthecarstairs @littlx-songbxrd @imherongraystairstrash @carstairstessa @knifescythe @stxr-thxif @lifewouldbebetteronmars <333 

#i didn't edit or revise or anything bc i'm tired so what u see is what u get #i am Tired but i love writing for these two #200 followers #artie tries to write #tlh #the last hours #ariadne bridgestock #alastair carstairs #tlh fanfic

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Self indulgent Haikyuu x debate!reader hcs because debate season is over and i suddenly have nothing to do

A/n: Idk the type of debate that they do in Japan so I'm gonna use the PF debate structure. (I heard about parlament style debate in Korea, I watched a video and it scared the fuck out of me) Also I don't know how to do the whole read more thing on mobile tumblr so ✨yikes✨

Characters: Hinata, Sugawara,

Warnings: Swearing, caps, mentions of death

Hinata

He has no idea what debate is, his thoughts only consists of volleyball and meat so when you bring up being on the debate team to him he's just kinda "👁👄👁 what's debate like?"

Since debate is hard to explain you decide to bring him along to one of your debate practices to watch.

A quick explanation of public forum (pf) debate: two teams of two take a pro and con stance on a resolution. (Example: Resolved: Sugawara is not the mom friend) Debaters work in pairs to make a pro and con case that they will present at their debate, for PF they usually have a month to prep their case. The case will usually be written in the style of an essay and will be read out as a speech to begin the debate. Debaters work in pairs so there's a speaker one and speaker two. Speaker one is in charge of laying out the topic and what grounds the team wins the debate on, and speaker two dishes out most of the arguments against the other sides. (Kind of like speaker one is defense while speaker two is offense) Basically pro gives their opening speech, con gives their opening speech, and the they ask each other questions and try to degrade the other side's case. Then the speaker twos give speeches on why their speaker one did better, then they butt heads. After that comes the speaker ones saying why they won, and finally comes the ultimate showdown, the final crossfire. The final crossfire is essentially just a big cat fight where we yell each other about morals. (Sorry Amanda but murder is worse than kidnapping 🙄) Then the speaker twos give a speech about why they're better. Your fate relies on the judge who has no idea what they're doing.

Did you get all of that? You probably didn't. TLDR: Four children scream about why their moral compass is better for about one hour.

You try to explain it to Hinata in volleyball terms and it's ✨hard✨

"Okay so the speaker one is kinda like the setter, they set up the attack on the other side by controlling the grounds that they win on-"

"But controlling the grounds is what Noya does-"

"Hinata it's a metaphor"

"What's a metaphor?"

😃 why

So you decide to bring him to your practice debates, during a normal debate you move around from classroom to classroom debating other kids from other schools carrying your case in a big ass box in stuffy casual formal wear at like 8 in the morning.

Practice debates are a lot chiller and there's a lot less yelling.

You were judging debates that day while the gym was having an inspection so he tagged along with you to watch the debates. He kinda gets lost after the con speech and you're like "yeah it can be like that sometimes".

He admires you for being able to do the whole debate thing (and win)

Since the winners of any debate comp are decided by judges (who usually have no experience) most teams value process over result. Even if you debate better they can still pick the other team because of a dumb reason like them liking the other team's shirt.

After every debate he takes you out to get snacks at Ukai's store, and he lets you rant about whatever unfair judge caused you to loose.

"oKAY BUT LIKE I TOTALLY WON, THE OTHER TEAM DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THEIR CASE TOGETHER" he just kinda smiles and nods, he doesn't get your debate terms but he still hypes you up

He makes sure to text you before he sleeps reminding you to not stay up too late researching your case.

Smth like 'i'm going to bed now :) pls don't stay up too late' smh hypocrite, he probably stays up till like 3 thinking abt becoming the tiny giant

One time your debate clothes (black dress pants, white dress shirt, blazer) got dirty and so did your school uniform so he gave you his clothes. He's kinda small so it's a tight fit but it works.

HE BRAGS ABOUT YOU TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE

"hEy look at my super smart s/o who does dEBATE!"

"we know y/n does debate"

Best ray of sunshine 🥺

Suga

ohohoho,,, im a certified suga simp

Now we all know that Suga is pretty smart, he's not a super genius or anything but he's got good grades and he can probably manage his time.

Which means that he's good at helping your research and revise your case. Whenever you can't come up with any contentions he's always there to help you come up with some.

"Kōshi what're the benefits of the urbanization of West Africa?" (I can't find anything on the debate topics in Japan so I'm using stuff from my previous debates)

"Lessening of poverty, standards of health can be raised, and it benefits the world."

HES PERFECT OK

He's probably even joined you for a debate once when your partner couldn't make it to the competition, he makes a pretty good speaker one but he's definitely a speaker two.

His framework for every case is just 🤌🤌🤌

Research dates with him are just 🥺

You guys are sprawled out on his bed just scrolling through resources trying to put together a case.

You go to all of his games and he goes to support you during your debates. Before every speech you give he sends you a small thumbs up to boost your spirits.

He's super observant and can tell when the judge is full of shit.

Tbh if the other team wins because the judge was stupid even though you

He's too good for us smh

Yachi

PLS

YACHI I LOVE HER

okokok

here's the thing with yachi, she's great at writing cases and she'd honestly be a good asset to the team however,,,

she can't do public speaking for shit

so she cheers you on from the sidelines and helps you out with your case

she can't really do public speaking herself because of her nerves but she knows how to convince an audience so she lets you practice her speeches

she once volunteered to help the team for a mock debate by subbing in for someone who couldn't make practice that day due to getting sick, she got scared during her speech and panicked.

weekly study dates are a must, whether it be for debate or just school in general weekly study dates at a local café or at a library

she brought hinata and yams to watch you debate once and now they're both scared of you (look final crossfire is scary as hell)

i think she'd be a (slightly less than) decent cook bUT she's good at baking, so she always offers to stop by before practice to drop off snacks

the team loves her and half of them join the yachi protection squad (started by noya and tanaka probably)

im just v 🥺🥺🥺 rn lmao

a/n,,, lmao i havent written in a while, if u need a better explanation of how debate works then feel free to ask !

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Can I have some really short headcanons with MC spending time with the Ikevamp boys?

✧✎ A/N: Hiii sweets! As I’m dealing with pretty heavy topics right, both in life and writing (my cheating!mc headcanon, oh my), I decided to make this short fluffy one first. Make sure to drink water and to sleep well :))))

Also, these kept on getting longer (and longer and longer)... I dunno how that happened 🤷‍♀️

Napoleon Bonaparte

While you enjoyed accompanying the former emperor and Isaac to teach the children in town

Or going for tranquil evening strolls

Or watching him spar with Jean (HOT)

Both of your favourite past time by far was you waking him, and the cuddling that would always follow (among other... activities *wink wink*)

He’d nuzzle up against your neck, enklindling giggles from you as he protested about you wanting to help Sebastian with breakfast

You couldn’t bring yourself to care too much (sorry Sebas)

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music is the centre of his life; but so are you

He had to learn to give you the attention you deserved, and he’d often wonder if you were were truly content with sitting beside him as he played

You’d love to watch the genius in action, humming and singing along when you happen to recognize his songs

If you don’t already know, he’d teach you to play the piano and the violin

And despite being the ever strict instructor, you’d often catch his tranquil simper as his hands would ghost over your own

Leonardo Da Vinci

After all your chores would be completed, you’d hunt down the Renaissance man

Which would be quite time consuming, as he could be anywhere. Literally.

Once you succeeded in your mission, you’d sit beside wherever he decided to sleep this time (sometimes with one of your heads resting on the other’s lap) and you’d talk. As simple as that

You were, of course, aware of the scientist’s unquenchable thirst for knowledge, and you were more than glad to tell him about everything you knew about your time in detail

In return, he’d find a way to charge your phone, as you always expressed the desire to show him actual pictures of your old life

Curious boi is impressed

Arthur Conan Doyle

If his girlfriend were to be a social butterfly, you’d probably enjoy tagging along with the third wheel Theo to their regular bars, sharing embarrassing anecdotes of each other

Both of you could often be seen taking Vic for a walk, and Arthur would, no fail, try to get your attention away from the dog acting as his love rival

You could only roll your eyes at his histeronic behavior as he pulled you close, hiding his flaming cheeks at your teasing

If you tend to be more quiet loving, you’d indulge in some alone time in his room [goddammit, not that type of indulging]. As you listened to his calming puffs or air, he’d sometimes ask you to read some of his drafts

Whatever the case was, it would always end with Arthur sweetly pecking your purses lips, a smile gracing his handsome face

Vincent Van Gogh

Wanderlust is a mutual feeling you two shared, and Theodorus had to come to terms with the fact that you two could disappear for hours to end

As soon as you two would find a stunning location, he’d unpack his painting supplies while asking you questions about your old life

You two preferred to stay until the sun would retire for the moon to reign, so that the artist’s canvas had the chance to dry

Sebas would always prepare some snacks for you two upon Comte’s suggestion (because Sugar Daddy takes care of his kids)

As the picnic blanket lay beneath you two, Vincent would pull you close, basking in the serene serenity of your embrace

Thedorus Van Gogh

Baking!

Whether you know or don’t know (in which case Sebastian would gladly help you out) how to cook, the others would find the resident couple in the kitchen as Theo judged your pastries

Of course, he might be mean about it, but that was just apart of him that you’ve learnt to live with; after all, you weren’t perfect either

You discovered that he preferred his sweets... well, sweet, so you have grown used to making two batches of every dough/custard/anything, really: one for you and the other residents, and one solely for him

He’d sometimes saunter behind you, swiftly swiping some saccharine cream onto his finger from a bowl you were currently using. Before you could utter your protests, he’d paint your lips with it, a smirk parading across his cheeks

Successfully shutting you up with a tooth rottingly sweet kiss, he’d say, “Your creations are quite delicious, wouldn’t you agree, knabbletje?” [Would you look at that, Food Play!Theo has returned]

Your knee joints were seemingly replaced by the jelly chilling in the basement

Dazai Osamu

When he’d require inspiration for his novels (or simply felt trapped in his own misery), he’d find himself looking across the vast expanse of le Comte’s land

And somehow, he’d find you more than often amongst the flowers, waving at him to join you

He’d assist you as you cared for the flowers, watching your lithe and nimble hands as they practically danced across the fields

A few butterflies would appear, and he somehow had the ability to make them land on his finger as he explained each of their meanings, explanations spanning from eastern culture to Native American even

You’re always so fixed on the little butterflies resting on him, the writer can’t help himself but kiss your forehead, the subsequent crimson staining your face eliciting such a calm expression from him that you can’t help but smile at his joy

Isaac Newton

As you were both more than busy during the day, you’d vacate your time as the first stars speckled the horizon, Isaac busying himself with mapping the stars

You’d sometimes ask him to teach you, but you tended to zone out as the lectures became more and more scientific and “can you please repeat that in English”-like

Despite the ire lining his voice when he noticed your blank stare, his pouting made it rather apparent that he didn’t mind

He’d scoff whenever you’d start with astrology. “But you’re determined, just like a Capricorn.” “That doesn’t mean anything.”

As more and more stars would appear, you’d catch yourselves gaze more into each other’s eyes than the sky, alabaster rays illumining your loving eyes

His research would be entirely forgotten as your head rested upon his shoulder, liking the prospect of your figurative weight resting on him

Jean d’Arc

You want to watch him spar

Soft boi doesn’t want you to watch him spar

You want to try using his foil

Soft boi doesn’t want you to try using his foil

More than adamant about not revealing his dark side (you couldn’t care less, him sparing was hot but you didn’t know how to bring that up)

As such, you’d ask him to go shopping with you, arguing that his presence would act as the perfect protection

Foolproof way to persuade the stoic soldier: Volume I

You’d enjoy spending time with him in quiet cafes, enjoying him struggle to contain his expressions of content upon trying all the delicacies

Stone on the outside, panic in the inside when you decided to lower yourself onto his lap, telling him that no one could see you two (soldier life did not prepare him for his flirty amour)

William Shakespeare

Stabbing is his favourite past time

To Theo’s disgust, whenever you and and his broer would visit THE creep, he’d often return alone, relying your wish of staying at his mansion for a little while longer

He’d be besotted by all the stories you relayed to him, all the anecdotes of modern life

As you saw his latest works, you were glad he wasn’t using the residents for his drama anymore

He also liked dancing with you, in the moment the clock would hit midnight. As you would both sway beneath the moon’s embrace, he had never felt more at peace

Comte de Saint-Germain

Sugar Daddy likes buying you stuff, that’s it. That’s the headcanon

Jk, but he genuinely enjoys the prospect of shopping clothes with you

He’d even draft some on his own (I mean, have you seen his fashion style? Yes babayyy). If you were a fan of design, you’d both make outfits for one another

Would buy you the best silk if you wanted it... would buy you holo fabric from the future if you wanted it

After your shopping would be done, you’d walk along the Seine, reminiscing about the times none of you have gotten to life in

He enjoyed having you in his office, allowing you to vent about noble ladies that thought they could do as they please and parade around your man

As your ire left your ears fuming, he’d muse how scrumptiously adorable your jealousy it

He’d probably lift you ontop his desk to show you that you had absolutely nothing to fear— if you get what I mean ;)

...What are you talking about? I wasn’t talking about that 🙄. He’d simply show you all the designs you’ve made together smh

Sebastian

Vampires were goddamn lucky creatures. They, unlike him, didn’t have to deal with those horrid muscle cramps

However, his pain was more than familiar to you. Thus, one evening, you proposed as you prepared for bed if he’d like a massage from you

It would... sometimes lead to other acts, but that’s a story for another time 🙃

...I- that’s- I was talking about him massaging her... I should probably omit these insinuations

Now, you’d also spent time by adjusting your (and Dazai’s) favourite Japanese dishes with ingredients the 19th century France granted

This would oftentimes lead to questionable results, but you two would laugh it off with mirth enjoying your company

I am physically unable to write a Theo without foodplay, or Dazai without angsty undertones

#ikemen headcanons #ikemen fanfiction #ikemen meme #ikemen series #ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikemen napoleon #ikemen mozart #ikemen leonardo #ikemen arthur #ikemen vincent #ikemen theo #ikemen dazai #ikemen isaac #ikemen jean #ikemen shakespeare #ikemen william #ikemen theodorus #ikemen le comte #ikemen comte #ikemen sebastian

[syrenblubs]

Free Characters at a Desi Wedding (Highspeed + Hiyori)

a/n: uhh this was supposed to be scheduled for later oopsie-

Asahi

-he’s honestly just here for the snap photos and fun with “da boisss 😈😈😈🤡🤡🔫🔫🔫”

-“with da fam and my homies 😎😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥”

-“yo uncle is there any chicken korma?”

-I feel like he’d also come in a red kurta teehee

-him and kisumi are playing karem with sei and other brown bois

-the desi aunties are judging him for being too loud like 😐

-like let him live chill

-he's also the one making the lassi he drinks it like its vodka

-okay so yk those people at weddings who’ll dance and spin a duppatta around idk how to fucking explain this wow im sorry

-yeah that’s definitely him

-PLEASEEE HIM AND KISUMI ARE THROWING PIECES OF ROTI AT EACH OTHER AHAHAHAHHAHA

Kisumi

-he’s SPILLING TEA WITH THE AUNTIES LMAOAOASBAKAJAKWIWJ

-he’s also just here to make tons of connections

-him and asahi are recording tiktoks outside with the desi fangirls

-why can I see him being one of those people feeding the couple ladoo

-HES DEFINITELY WEARING A PINK KURTA LMAOAOAOA

-he’s also helping the aunties make chai

-he’s literally posting every single moment of this wedding on his sc story omg

-he def begged ikuya to take some bomb ass pics of him

-he’s literally gonna eat anything and everything he finds there

-okay kinda off topic here but, IMAGINE HAYATO IN A LIL MATCHING KURTA PLAYING WITH THE OTHER KIDS

-THE AUNTIES ARE COMING FOR HIM AND ASAHI BECAUSE THEY WERE THEOWING PIECES OF ROTI AT EACH OTHER GOTTA BLAST

Ikuya

-he’s gobbling the pischtachio kulfi in the corner of the room

-honestly he stole all the mitai and wanted to leave lmao

-him and haru are chilling in the back away from all the chaos like

-he's playing fruit ninja and subway surfers on his phone while everyone is getting drunk and eating biryani HAHAHAHAH

-he's probably playing scenes from bollywood movies in his head smh

-secretly praying someone will play bewafa on the speakers lmao

-dark green kurta please

-f in the chat for him the desi aunties are comparing him to natsu

-he keeps asking natsu when they can leave

-hiyori will bring him the chai that he doesn't want LMAOOOO

-asahi is trying to drag him into making tiktoks with kisumi and he's trying to 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

-he's that one guy who didn't really come for anything but he's getting forced into taking pictures for people

Hiyori

-tbh he only came because ikuya was going too

-almost left tho when he heard there was no coffee

-"sorry beta only chai here. ap ko chae?"

-he's also just kinda sitting at the table eating his biryani like 🧍‍♀️

-he'll be taking note of every single person in that room and use their weaknesses and shortcomings against them if he gets into a arguement with any of them-

-okay u get the point he's not going wild like half the other ppl here

-he told himself he'd talk to the other brown boys but he could even bring himself to ask to play ludo with them lmaoo

-basically just following ikuya around not that ikuya is moving anywhere anyways

-will take pics of the food and post it on his socials like

-brown kurta mmmmmm and a silver chain goodbye

Nao

-please he's not roasting with the desi aunties, he's roasting THE desi aunties hahahahaha

-not to their face tho lolololol

-one of the other aunties favorites

-they compare their kids to him and they ask him if he needs a marriage proposal

-always having to politely decline

-he's really the only one trying to keep ikuya and hiyori from being lonely

-originally he just tagged along with natsu but then he kinda went to go get drunk

-all the other brown bois hate him because they get compared to him and he's like yeah❤️

-he'll go to babysit the kids and they all love him for being a responsible caretaker unlike someone else we know cough

-did one of girls get their bangles stuck in his sleeve? yes. did he care after a tiny interaction? no

-definitely helped clean up after as an apology for natsu's recklessness ahahha

Natsuya

-FIRST OF ALL BLACK KURTA AND A SILVER CHAIN NO I DONT MAKE THE RULES

-uhhh so he may or may not have gotten a little too drunk-

-was mainly with the uncles talking about Patriot Act because thats what u do and then he went to ikuya and hiyori but they weren't doing anything and then somehow he got his hands on some wine and then the rest is history

-definitely didn't get asked for his number like a million times from the fangirls (@makeusfreefromthisfandom come get ur mans)

-he’s not too into sweets, so maybe he’d just share keer with rose idk

-BUT HE DEFINITELY ATE A LOT OF SPICY FOOD

-he took all the seekh kebabs periodt

-also killing it on the dance floor 😍😍

-all the aunties are like 👀👀👀✋

-“smart looking man” they say 😏

-that’s until they realized he got wasted 😳

-BET HE ALSO ASKED IKUYA TO TAKE PICS OF HIM LIKE PLEASE LET UR BRO LIVE

#free! imagines #free! iwatobi swim club #free starting days #free road to the world #free! #free! scenarios #free! headcannons #free eternal summer #free dive to the future #asahi shiina #kisumi shigino #ikuya kirishima #natsuya kirishima #nao serizawa #anime #anime headcannons #anime hcs #anime imagines #anime writing blog

[whaleofatjme1920]

I saw you were doing matchups,, may I get a tf2 one?

I am a 4"11 female who goes by any and all pronouns, I have pale skin due to not going outside alot. I'm a bit reserved to myself, and don't really talk unless it's someone I'm close with- or if it's a topic I'm really indulged and interested in. I have short, brown hair that I'm thinking on dying it rainbow, and I have a few freckles on my face, and alot on my arms. I mostly wear baggy and comfortable clothing, and I always have a hoodie on in public.

I draw alot and I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy traditional and digital drawing, and I love animals, mostly cats but I also love pigeons! Favorite snack is chocolate and I love to drink cola, I probably drink too much soda lmao. I also enjoy watching subreddit readings videos like Emkay and OzMedia.

I main Sniper and Pyro in tf2, but other games I enjoy are the sims 4, A Hat In Time, and deltarune. I also used to really love fnaf, but I got out of it. I still have alot of the plushies though.

So uh yeah, feel free to match me up if you want shdbdb

Your matchup is... Engineer!

[Disclaimer, if you're coming from the tags, this is part of a special event I am holding from November 17th to the 21st where I am accepting matchups from all fandoms I currently write for. Feel free to check out my 1K celebration masterlist here for rules during the window this event is open! If it's past the 21st midnight USA central time, do NOT send me a matchup. I will have to politely turn you down. Sorry </3]

In General

I almost put you with Pyro but I felt that too easy.

Things He Likes About You

Physically speaking Dell really likes that you're shorter than him. He also really likes your freckles and thinks rainbow would be absolutely gorgeous on you!! You also give off really wholesome vibes which attracts the hell out of Dell tbh. Loves your art, no questions asked. Also, you're an animal lover?? So is he!! He has such a soft spot for cats. Doesn't get birds as much but he thinks they're pretty. He likes chocolate as well, not so much pop, but like, hey. He likes sweet tea the most. Also, he's a fan of story games. Undertale and Deltrarune being some of his favorites.

You Two as a Couple

SO, I think the two of you are a wholesome couple. he would get you plushies from any fandom, or cute things he thinks you'd like. He has a like, this really big baggy blue hoodie he'd let you wear because it smells like him and when it's returned, smells like you! I think Dell is extremely easy to open up to, and you're no exception to that. He finds out what you're interested in pretty fast and the two of you go off on absolute tangents. Dell is an artist himself, like, he's really good at it - absolutely will draw you at one point or another. Loves your art more though, honestly thinks you're better than him in like, everything. He might mother hen you from time to time, telling you to have some water, or whatever but that's just because he cares. You absolutely get him into subreddit videos!! I think he likes Emkay's Lexi the most tbh (yes I'm biased because she's my favorite narrator too). Dell will get you sweet things too, chocolates with a cheesy little note like how sweet he thinks you are. He gets weirdly into the Sims--. I feel you're both emotionally sensitive people, which Dell appreciates because he's a soft guy. Wholesome couple right here.

Closing Thoughts/Other Things

Hi love bug, here's your matchup! I like Emkay and OzMedia as well. You know who I miss though?? SorrowTv. Smh. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed <3

#tf2 #tf2 engineer headcanon #tf2 headcanons #tf2 matchup #tf2 engineer x reader

[alaina-achilles]

ii

challenge one

((sorry for the kinda short fic haha, I’m getting crazy busy with assignment deadlines smh. anyways thanks for the nice rp anna @arin-schreave. and love our rps as usual ana!! @itssara-oc @itzelbm-oc ))

The etiquette lesson was… uneventful. And I certainly was not ready to be thrown on so much information so early in the morning. Especially with an empty stomach. Luckily I’ve got that covered and ate a packet of oreos in my room before going out. And I’m also lucky I know most of the basics thanks to the gatherings my sisters and I are often forced to attend. My maids were really nice and they did my hair nicely and I opted for a simple and formal dress for the interview.

The interview.

I sigh as I think about it. To be honest, I’m quite… nervous. I've had many interviews in my life before and my mom has certainly prepared me well for each and every one of them. It’s not the cameras that worry me - I’ve had a few interviews with them before on my book and career… It’s the prince. I’m so used to knowing the interviewee well (by doing my research, of course) that I often know just what to say to please them and make them like me. But I know none of that about the prince.

I sigh and bite my lip and turn around to walk to the food when I see the girl I was hoping to see for the entire morning.

“Hey!” I say as a way of greeting. My friend looks up, sees me and immediately smiles.

“Achi!” I smile at the sound of my new nickname. Sara quickly pulls me into a hug. “that quick etiquette class was something…” she lowers her voice. “I'm sure I wasn't the only one who can feel the tense atmosphere.”

“I know what you mean... I’m glad I already know the basics... how are we supposed to learn all of that in one go” I agree with her, shaking my head as I feel sorry for those who have never learnt any of that before. We talk more about the class and decide to start piling food onto my plate. I hope nobody heard my stomach growl.

“You know I'm so tempted to ask to switch seats but I know it probably won't be the best idea.” Sara says as we groan about how far each other are.

I giggle at the thought of Sara asking another girl to switch seats. “yeah, i guess it’ll be a good chance for us to meet new people…” I frown as I stress about how I haven’t actually met anyone else yet. “Have you met any other girls yet?”

Sara chuckles. “I guess you can say that.” She cocks her head to the side and sighs “I've said a few words to some of them but I'm not sure anyone clicked with me like you. How about you?”

I smile at her words. “yeahh I havent really too…” I say with a shake of my head as I think of how I spent the whole night talking to my sisters instead of socializing. I turn to the drink selection and widen my eyes in awe. “I never knew there are SO many types of milk!”

“Ah milk something I wish I could drink but I'm lactose in tolerant” Sara replies with a giggle. “Anyway look at all the food. I'm just hoping to enjoy my time here!” She smiles, but for some reason, it doesn’t reach her eyes. “I don't feel like I'll last one. First of all the prince isn't in my opinion really aware that this is a selection, he has 35 girls hoping to ask for his hand in marriage. Second of all, as someone who was once thinking of marrying the so called love of my life I know he's not completely over his ex, and third there is going to be a lot of drama.”

I cock my head to the side as I think about her words, not expecting that. “Yeah I know what you mean... The prince doesn't seem happy at all.” I sigh. “I honestly don't know what to do with the interview later... hopefully he’ll find someone he can love and be happy about”

She shrugs in response. “I don't know how I'll introduce myself. I could smile and lie or tell him what I really think.” She bites her lip. “I really do hope he finds someone among these girls to make him happy. Or at least someone who would even remotely fall in love with him despite possibly being a rebound. Anyway, do you know who's gonna be at your table? Anyone you wanna be friends with?”

I nod at her words. “That’s true... I think I’d give him one chance, the interview, to see who he really is…” I say with a smile. Sometimes I forget that this selection goes both ways too. I’m not the only one who has to be liked by the prince. “I’m not sure but I think Itzel’s on my table... I haven't met her yet but she was sitting near me during the etiquette class so yeah. You?”

“I wish I could but I myself am in a similar situation as him. And I feel awful I took a place of someone who would have tried harder. Or at least wanted this. Anyways, I'll be cheering for you!!” She says with a smile. “What kind of vibes does she give? She seems cold and intimidating to me. Jen and Andromeda, and a couple more. They seems nice. I just hope I'll be able to make small talk.”

I thank her with a smile. “And I hope you also find the one you love and loves you back... “ I pause as I think about her question. “Itzel... I don’t know, she seems like a bit cool and we didn't say much just now. Hopefully some good food will cheer her up!”

We continue chatting about Itzel and other stuff as we continue to fill our plate. We finally decide to finish our conversation to go and enjoy our food after a short while. I tell her good luck with finding new friends.

She nods and gives me thumbs up. “I will try my best, Achi.” For some reason, I feel like she’s acting a bit off, but I brush it off as nerves from the interview. But as we walk away, I turn back around and mouth “thanks bun” to which she smiles in response. I sigh and look at my plate of food happily as I walk back to my table.

“Hi, Itzel, right?” I say to the girl near me.

She smiles politely, nodding in acknowledgement. “Hello and you are correct, I am Itzel.” She hums in thought as she looks at me. “I am trying hard to remember names and faces, I am bad at this so I am sorry for not quite knowing. I believe your name starts with an A, right?”

I brighten up at her guess. “Yup!! I’m Alaina!” I look at my plate. “How’s the food?” Food is always a good topic to start off.

She chuckles. “Well, it's a pleasure to meet you Alaina. It is delicious. There's quite a few things that are new to me so I'm very happy right now.. You'll enjoy the food very much. Are you excited to meet the Prince after this?”

I smile at her reply and take a bite of my food and widen my eyes. “this IS good!!” I laugh. “ I am! And also quite nervous”

We continue to talk more and I learn that Itzel is into neuroscience.

“Wow neurology and neuroscience... I did a few psychology courses in uni and I struggled so badly with the neuro stuff.” I tell her truthfully with a laugh. “You are one brave girl for wanting to do that.”

Itzel turns out to be super nice as we get to know each other. She also helped calm my nerves as we finished our lovely breakfast. I make a mental note to tell Sara about it.

“Anyway, let your other friend know I'm not THAT bad. I could see her shake every time she looked at me.” Itzel tells me as we stand up, seeming to have read my mind.  

“I definitely will!! And good luck on your interview with the prince!” I tell her with a laugh. She smiles and wishes the same to me and soon we are ushered into a waiting room. I look around to find Sara, but can’t see her as I scan the room a few times. I shake my head, she’s probably touching up in the bathroom. I sigh and before I can even choose a new girl to talk to, I’m called into the room.

I take a deep breath and hold my head high like Mom always tells us to as I step into the room filled with cameras. I smile at the cameras and try to keep my walking natural and elegant.

You can do this.

And if all goes wrong, blame your sister. She caused all of this anyways.

I hide my smile at the silly thought and turn my focus to the gorgeous guy that is the prince. While I may not know the prince well, one thing I know for sure. He is definitely good-looking. Despite the lack of a er genuine smile. He must not have been taught acting in his education. I think with a giggle as I keep my smile intact. I don’t miss him looking at my name tag. And I guess, he also didn’t take the time to learn our names.

“Good morning, Lady Alaina, please have a seat.” He says formally, motioning to the sofa.

“Good morning, your highness.” I say with a smile before pausing in slight anxiety. Do I curtsy or…? I decide to quickly bob into one before sitting down hastily. I can instantly hear my mom’s voice in my head.

Be professional, Alaina. Stop with the fidgeting nonsense. You’re a lady, Alaina. And don’t ever drop that smile. You know that’s one of your best physical traits.

Prince Arin sits down next to me gracefully and angles his body towards me. “How are you doing this morning?”

A simple and straight-forward question.

I place my hand on my lap as my mom has taught me to since I was a little kid. “I’m good. I met some of the other girls and that was quite interesting-” I answer. “And also what you’ve been doing the whole morning.” I add with a laugh. “How’s yours?”

He nods at me. “It’s going well, thank you. Did you sleep well?” I vaguely remember some random guy saying their morning had been bad but now that they’ve met me, theirs is perfect. I almost laugh at the memory.

Focus, Alaina.

“I didn't sleep for very long as I was busy talking to my sisters.” I tell him truthfully as I smile fondly at the thought of my sisters. “But the sleep is good, the bed is really comfy!”

He nods. “I’m glad you were able to speak with them. Big changes can be difficult.” His eyes go to the cameras then back to me. I wonder what is he thinking. Does he wish for them to be gone like I do? I wonder if he is different when away from the cameras. I catch myself almost frowning at the thought but quickly smooths my face back to the perfect smile. “Which province are you from?”

“Atlin.” Then I decide to try to make him smile. My friends laugh a lot at this alliteration. “Alaina Achilles of Atlin.”

He does not smile. “And what do you do in Atlin?” I almost frown again as I realize how factual his questions are. All of them should be written in my profile or something…

Maybe it’s all just for the cameras.

“I just got my degree and was in the process of finding a job. I ended up deciding to give writer another try.”

He nods again. “What kind of writing do you do?”

“Fiction…” I look a bit embarrassed as I think about my published book that I’m not very proud of. It was definitely not my best work. I sigh and lower my voice so that only he can hear. “Okay fine, y’all prolly have had people stalked us thoroughly so no point in hiding this... “ I say then louder “I wrote and published a book a few years ago.”

He does not just nod at this! “Oh.” He pauses as his head bobs. “What kind of book? I didn’t read your files so I’m not up to speed on your accomplishments.”

Guess the questions aren’t just for the cameras then.

I almost scoff at his choice of words. “Accomplishments” make this really sound like a job interview. Perhaps it is, in a way. So instead I act surprised and look down as I realize I have to tell him about my book in front of cameras. Not like the media doesn’t know about this already. “it’s a um teen romance…”

“I haven’t read any books from that genre but I’m sure it must be wonderful. Being published is an accomplishment.”

Accomplishment.

“It’s not... it’s a cheesy book written by a sixteen year old…” I peeks at him through my eyelashes. “I’m sure you’re gonna laugh if u ever came across it.”

And for the first time, he actually shakes his head instead of nodding it. “I tend to stick to non fiction so I think you’re safe.” He finishes with a weird expression that looks suspiciously like a ghost of a smile. I soften as I realize how much this is bugging him as it’s bugging me and decide to laugh it off to ease the tension.

“Well it’s actually called “the bad boy ruined my project” so I’m not really worried. Do you like reading?”

“I do, if I can find the time. Your book sounds like something my sister would enjoy.” He looks a teeny bit more relaxed as we talk about something less er formal.

I nod. “Well, then I’ll recommend it to her when I see her. Any favorite genres?”

“I’ll read mostly anything.” I almost roll my eyes at his answer that tells me nothing about him. He glances over at his watch then looks back to me. “Thank you for speaking with me this morning, Lady Alaina, it’s been a pleasure.” He says as he stands up.  “I hope you enjoy the rest of your stay.”

I instantly nod and stand up as well, relieved that this is finally over. “Thank you for your time, your highness. The pleasure’s mine.” I tell him with a smile as I awkwardly bob another curtsy. “You too.” I say as he just looks at me without any expression at all. I hold back a sigh and smile at the cameras again and give them a little wave as I walk back out of the room.

I take a deep breath the moment I step out of my room. I really need to talk to someone. That interview was… nothing that I ever had before. I think about going back into the waiting room, but I really am not in the mood of making small talk with other girls. So I decide to go back into my room. Since I’m one of the first few girls to have finished the interview, the halls should be nice and quiet.

As I walk up the stairs to my room, I hear a bit of hushing and then a closing of a door followed by the sound of the door locking. I ignore the sound as I walk past the first two rooms to my room. As I walk past Sara’s room. I pause. There seems to be someone else in the room with her… But I know for sure, she isn’t due to have her interview until later…

I shake my head and decide she has probably met a new friend. Despite myself, I can’t help but feel a bit sad. Even Sara’s making new friends, probably someone she enjoys the company of over me since I haven’t been to her room before. What am I doing here? I ask myself as I walk into my own room and unzip my dress.

Not bothering to pull my dress off, I reach for my phone and call my sisters.

#challenge #selection oc #alaina #sara #itzel #arin

[come-on-shitty-boys]

Thank you so much for writing such a detailed answer about NLMG🥰 I also really enjoyed the discussions about the novel, trying to understand things like why they never left the school etc. After reading reviews and ishiguro's statements, we came to the conclusion that he wanted to show a phenomenon (a part of human nature), which often happened in history, where people were forced to live in bad systems and just kept living in it. Also if you want to talk about HP, do it. I would love to know☺️

No, nonnie 🤧 thank you for asking! I LOVE talking books and I haven't really been able to since covid kicked me of my college campus.

But, yes! That was the same kind of conclusion we reached in my class! This refusal to leave because you don't know if leaving will put you in a better situation. There's this sense of fear that surrounds the uncertainty of what's outside the life you've been forced to live!

Continued under cut, because this gets L O N G

When nonnie reads the tags so you get to ramble some more 🥺💕

So, here's some things that you may have never known about Harry Potter and how J.K. Rowling showed that she was G A R B A G E even before letting the world know she was a terf :D! Watch me get attacked by the Potterheads oml

First things first, I'm mainly going to focus on some of the over-arching themes, because that's what we covered in class, but there's still plenty to talk about.

Let's start with the Durselys. Now, if you've only seen the movie, this fact gets lost, but in the novel, they are depicted as having blonde hair and blue eyes. Now, this may not seem like much of anything, but there's a really cool parallel between Harry Potter and Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre (another very thought provoking novel). Specifically in their openings. The Durselys are pretty much copy and pasted from the Bronte's Reed family. I'm talking looks and personalities. They're violent and always picking on little Jane (small, frail, dark hair, green eyes. Familiar description, yeah?) I'm like 62% sure that Jane gets called dirty because of her looks and how she doesn't fit the Aryan ideals (please note: when I say Aryan I mean the ideals that have come to be associated with Hitler's "master race" rather than the true background of the word). Hmmm it's almost like Harry also doesn't fit in because of something similar. Harry has Lily's eyes and his father's hair, a direct link to his magic background. Bold of you to assume that he didn't stick out like a sore thumb in the Dursley family just because. No. It's so we could have a PHYSICAL difference as to why Harry is looked down upon.

The Smelting stick :) oh you mean something that I did extensive research on? It's a symbol for Dudley's power in the house :) the historical connotations behind walking sticks shows us that they were more widely carried by those who were in high power and authority (think about how royalty wield scepters). As time progressed, they also were made into weapons, some even being equipped to conceal daggers and pistols. Now, Dudley's stick may not have been doubling as a knife, but we can ALL tell that Dudley is the real ruler of the house, even before getting his stick (possible penis imagery which adds another level of masculinity into the conversation. I promise if you ever study lit in an upper level course, everything is a penis). But by giving him the Smelting stick, Rowling is really just giving you affirmation that Dudley is the head of the household as he B E A T S Harry with it. (The same idea of stick = power can be seen with the Malfoy men. Lucius carries a walking stick which is then given to Draco my BABY in half blood prince because HE'S calling the shots, so to speak. Also are going to ignore that a 16 year old CHILD started a W A R? like come on. That's fucked up. I can and will write an essay on why Draco deserves way more sympathy than what he gets and I'm not just saying this because I love him. But back on topic)

Harry living under the stairs? That is literally showing how he is beneath everyone in the Dursley home and how they walk all over him. There's not much else to explore there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Goblins at Gringots oho ho 👀 this one left me shook when I found out. They're supposed to be Jewish people. It plays very heavily into the anti-Semitic view that Jews are stingy and greedy. Also?? They work underground?? Which uhhh doesn't sit right with me now that I know what I do, but maybe I'm reading too much into things.

We all know the House Elves are literally S L A V E S employed by everyone's favorite school nonetheless 👀 but here's what really drives me bonkers about that. Rowling insists that they LIKE it. Dobby is the only one who gets out of the system and the others are essentially like "bitch why the FUCK do you wanna be free." But isn't it nice to get a little insight on what she thinks of slavery smh 😔 didn't Kanye say the same thing? About slavery being a choice or that they liked it or something?? Or am I just tripping?

N E WAY. Here's one of my favorite parts. DIALECT. I don't remember if this gets mentioned in the books, but I know it's in the films. So, if we put Ron, Draco, and my queen McGonagall all up next to each other and have them say the same thing, what the difference? Their dialect. They accent they have is directly linked to their social class. Ron has more of a cockney accent, which is used by working-class Londoners. It's essentially the Southern accent of Americans, so it's typically associated with being dumb, so it kinda fits that not only is Ron Weasley poor, he's also not the brightest. Say it with me friends. Classist. Draco has a posh accent, so he's rich and super smart but also kind of a brat, especially early in the series ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ McGonagall is Scottish. That accent is very desirable because it EXUDES class. So, it seems to make sense that one if the older, wiser characters gets to be Scottish.

I wish I could go on and on, but I don't remember everything we talked about?? There was a lot of stuff JUST on Hogwarts itself and the British private school system and the classism you can find rooted there, but I don't really remember it all?? There's things about the roots of last names, specifically Potter vs Malfoy and the whole Anglo-Saxon vs Anglo-Norman roots of their names and how it translates to class and their beliefs. I could go on for YEARS about why I can't stand Albus Dumbledore but this post is already massive 😩 so I really shouldn't.

Nonnie, thank you for letting me ramble on about all of this. I've missed talking about books. It's honestly something that I will always enjoy :') my brain just thrives off of underlying meanings 🤧

Tagging @nekxrizawa because sis wanted to get in on this discussion.

#shitty talks #not haikyuu #harry potter #shitty talks books

[bunnis-babes]

More Opinions? In My Fandom?

Probably gonna get hate, blah blah blah, I don’t care. I’m putting this out there. Don’t read if you’re in the mood to hate, be civil.

-Ochako is fucking creepy. Well, in a way she is. Like, the way horikoshi portrays her is really wild and just freaks me out. There are literally frames where she is drawn intentionally freaky looking and just... I dunno I get creeped out by some things Horikoshi has done with her.

-Another Ochako thing is, I just don’t like what she’s become. It’s like she is only there to being in love with Izuku and make him look good... sure she has her moments but like... I don’t like her in the manga. I just feel like she’s under-developed and would be more interesting as someone who is more like Toga, or was even a traitor.(But the way she is portrayed by the fandom is v nice, surprisingly.)

-Speaking offfffff, Villains. They’re so great and all that jazz, but y’all need to stop sticking up for what they’re doing. It’s bad, there are no excuses. Yes we feel bad for Shigaraki and Dabi, but hell if I’m gonna be like “Congrats for killing innocents because y’all are psychos with abusive parents...” no. Stop it.

-Uhhh, endeavor. He’s a hot topic. *ba-dum-tiss* But for real, I don’t think I properly got across my feeling about his redemption in the last one. I do not think his actions should go unpunished. He should be relinquished of his hero title and go to jail. But, I really do want him to want to get better and start to heal his family’s relationships, because if he doesn’t... I don’t think the Todoroki’s will get the happiest ending. I feel him getting better and doing good by them is the best thing for him and everyone in the family.

-H a w k s. Okay so. This mf... as much as I want things to end happily for him, they won’t. He’ll either be caught by public and lose his hero title, or be killed by the league. I really don’t see much else happening with him, but I wish I could say something else would happen. So Horikoshi for the love of those bright red wings, please give him a happy ending.

-Anyway... I don’t get some ships... like some just feel forced and aren’t compatible at all... sorry not sorry.

-Why? The fuck?? Is Koji x Jiro??? Not more popular????

-Why do people complain about the oversexulization of Kirishima and Momo? Like I guess I understand Momo, but Kiri? Do y’all know how his quirk works?? He’d be shirtless in the end anyway, so why wear on in the first place smh. Like their quirks kind of require more skin to be shown, so uhhhhh don’t complain. (Edit: Momo is fine as she is, and I don’t need to appease you)

-Y’all hate on menita a lot when Kaminari is pretty damn bad himself. Kami is more of a closet perv than menita, and wayyyy more tame. But he clearly isn’t shy about being a creep in some situations. Aka the pool scene. (I love him tho lmao, which is another problem, like. He’s pretty so it’s excusable? No. Fuck off with your double standards.)

-Mischaracterization anyone? Especially with Bakugou, Todoroki, Midoriya, and most of the Maijor characters you say? Well my my, where the hell do we start?

-Midoriya is not just a whiny baby who gets things handed to him. I have no. Fucking. Clue. How that got into your heads. He is by far one of the most hard working, intelligent characters in the series. Sure he has his bad moments, sure he does things like get frustrated and cry like the average human would in his situation. But that is not all he is, he can be strong and confident when he wants something. He pushes for what he sees is right and he cares for everyone. He is literally the perfect example of a hero - and none of us have the fucking right to degrade him to a whiny child.

-Bakugou. Oh. My. God. He is not just an angry little brat. He is a brat, sure, I’ll give you that. But he is more than that, he is hard working, to the point he pushes over his breaking point several times. He is broken, he is hurting, and yet he pushes himself further and further until it’s too much. He clearly has so much respect for heroes - and what I’m seeing is developing respect for Izuku - and he really does want to be one, but he needs help to do that. ALSO! He isn’t always angry, that is 100% a front. He really is capable of sitting down and relaxing with his friends, and he has tons of respect for them. Like, idk why people are so needlessly changing him

-I could go on and on for days with those two alone, I’m sorry. (Also, I’m sleepy so these are probably not making any sense)

-Okay. I don’t understand this fandom anymore. And this is about to get pretty real... this fandom is getting more and more toxic by the day. Ships are being shoved down throats, people hate mindlessly - hell we aren’t even allowed to have opinions anymore, so idk what I’m making this post. What was once a paradise for me, an escape, has become a hell hole. I’m lucky enough I’ve made good friends who respect me and follow people who are great, but when I open the tags I typically am exposed to toxic behavior. I wish I didn’t have to say this, I shouldn’t have to say it, but respect others opinions. They will never be exactly like yours, so stop forcing it and let them be happy and yourself be happy and coexist with different thoughts. Damn.

It’s late, so these might be questionably written, but I think they’re getting across what I want to say. (The Izuku And Katsuki rants might not be well written, but I don’t want to re-write them so there.) Also, I don’t hate these character that I’ve “trash talked” I’m just pointing things out that I’ve noticed with them. If you don’t see it that way, just accept I have different opinions.

#mha #bnha #opinions #river rambles #potassium #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers

[uruhabuns]

Sensuous (part 5 - Zuho)

A/N: THIS ONE IS FOR ALL THE ZUHOES OUT THERE~ Just so y’all know, writing this chapter made me lose it a few times bc daddy zuho is one of my kinks so afjdksjslfk IT’S ALSO LONGER THAN I PLANNED IT TO BE ORZ anyway, please give it a like or reblog if you’ve read!! I find that the members after youngbin aren’t getting as much attention ;____; and as always, ENJOY >:))

Word count: 4472

Pairing: girl reader x zuho

Warnings: MAJOR DADDY!ZUHO, swearing, hair-pulling, scratching (yes pls)

Prologue / Part 1 (Youngbin) / Part 2 (Inseong) / Part 3 (Jaeyoon) / Part 4 (Dawon) / Part 5 (Zuho) / Part 6 (Rowoon) / Part 7 (Taeyang) / Part 8 (Hwiyoung) / Epilogue

[ jiyoon ] : omg this is so intriguing…

[ _____ ] : And I thought I was nasty smh

[ jiyoon ] : EXACTLY

[ jiyoon ] : You are nasty

[ jiyoon ] : You can guess what the boys’ kinks are

[ _____ ] : I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY I HATE YOU BUT I DO

[ jiyoon ] : YOU LOVE ME~

[ jiyoon ] : Anyways…NEXT!!

[ _____ ] : Ugggghhh…

[ _____ ] : Okay so for Juho…his ones are pretty easy HAHA

[ jiyoon ] : I am intrigued

Juho swallowed a gulp. He always saw you as cute with a bright and sassy personality, so it surprised him to see you discussing such scandalous things with your friend. Even so, Juho knew that you were a young adult, so of course it would be normal for you to talk about these sorts of topics every now and then.

[ _____ ] : First thing’s first

[ _____ ] : Even though he’s really soft

[ _____ ] : EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM SCREAMS DADDY!!!!!!!!!

[ jiyoon ] : AAAAAAAH

[ _____ ] : HE HAS THE ULTIMATE DADDY KINK IN THE GROUP!!!!

“Oh god, why?” the male in question whined, resulting in an eruption of laughter from the rest of the boys.

“SHE GOT HIM!!” Taeyang yelled upon seeing Juho’s inability to respond to their teasing. “He likes being called daddy!!”

Juho only jabbed his elbow to Taeyang’s arm. “Why are you such a creep? Wait ’til we get to your—“

“Daddy, please punish me~” Jaeyoon teased, imitating your voice. Juho’s cheeks flushed slightly red as he buried his face in his hands.

“It’s because you look at the fans like you wanna seduce them,” Hwiyoung said, rolling his eyes.

“And because of your voice,” Taeyang added and nudged Juho’s side, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. “Girls love guys with deep voices ‘cause apparently it brings them to their knees.”

Juho’s ears turned a light shade of red at the younger boy’s inference. “W-wait a second, I don’t think she’ll—“

“You seem to know a lot about these kinds of things, Tae,” Rowoon said with a raised eyebrow.

Taeyang only rolled his eyes. “It’s common sense, isn't it? Everyone knows that.”

While the boys were discussing why you would see Juho in such a way, he was having a hard time processing the teasing.

“KEEP READING!!” Dawon exclaimed, “She’ll be finished in ten minutes, maybe!”

[ _____ ] : Not only that, HE’S PROBABLY FREAKY AF

[ _____ ] : I can see him being really into scratching, hair pulling, a bit of choking, and the girl being loud and really submissive

[ jiyoon ] : Oh my goddddd he does sound freaky…I need that in my life

[ _____ ] : STAY AWAY FROM HIM YA NASTY OMG

[ _____ ] : He’s too soft 80% of the time lol…

Juho immediately widened his eyes in shock. “H-hang on—“

“WAIT, WHAT?!” Dawon yelled upon reading the message. “I thought Inseong’s bondage and ice kink was kinky…”

“Juho, you are the freakiest out of all of us, don’t deny it,” Rowoon said with a hint of amusement in his tone.

“Hey, we gotta read everything before deciding anything,” Youngbin suggested, “But for now, though…Juho?”

The male in question only continued to rest his chin in his hands, unwilling to face the others.

“…are you really as freaky as she thinks you are?”

_________

The sound of sirens coming from Dawon’s phone pierced through your ears. Your best friend stirred from behind you while you whined and pulled the blanket over your face in attempt to block out the noise. Dawon reached over you to turn off the alarm, before slumping back and pulling you close to him by your waist. He then buried his face in your hair, and sandwiched you between his legs. The movement caused a sharp pain between your legs, adding to the throbbing that was already prevalent, causing a yelp to escape your lips.

What a night. You’ve just slept with another member, and it was your best friend. What happened to have you sleeping with the one of boys every night all of a sudden? Something seemed off.

“Hyukie, you have to get up,” you mumbled sleepily.

“Ugh…I don’t want to.”

“You have schedules…you don’t wanna get in trouble.”

“I’ll only get out if you come with me.”

“To where?”

“The photoshoot, of course.”

You blinked. “What? You’ll be fine. Why would you need me to come?”

“It just makes the day easier,” Dawon answered lazily. “Pleeeeeease?”

You only let out an elongated groan. “But I wanna sleep!”

“You’re always sleeping! Fine. If you don’t wanna come, I won’t shout you lunch,” Dawon compromised as he sat up.

At that moment, you found yourself already missing his warmth and touch. You didn’t feel this way since the night before he officially left to become a trainee. But now you know he won’t leave you again, so it was quite strange for you to feel that way again. Was it because you two had sex for the first time after being so close for so long?

You grabbed Dawon’s shirt, giving in. “Fine, I’ll come. But you owe me for making me wake up this early on my summer break.”

“Thanks, babe.”

“Don’t call me that.”

After getting up, washing up, and changing, you realised you still had those hickeys on your neck left by Youngbin and Inseong as you were applying your makeup. You couldn’t go to an official schedule with them showing, otherwise the managers would get suspicious.

“Shit…” you hissed. You frantically rummaged through your makeup case in search for your concealer. When you found it, you applied it thoroughly on the purple marks before covering the areas with foundation.

“______, you ready?” you heard Dawon say outside his room’s door a few minutes later as you were applying your lip tint.

“Yep, coming!”

You quickly grabbed your bag, and rushed to the front door to see Dawon waiting.

“C’mon, we’re gonna be late,” he said as you got out. The two of you then speed-walked to the elevator, and making your way outside the building to where two black vans were waiting. Dawon dragged you to the one with the open door, and practically shoved you inside.

“Woah, ______-noona is joining us today?” Hwiyoung asked in pleasant surprise as you sat on the seat in front of Juho.

“Yeah, ‘cause Hyuk wouldn’t stop whining,” you replied with a roll to your eyes as Dawon got inside and closed the door.

“I wasn’t whining!” Dawon argued.

“You had to bargain for me to get out of bed!”

“That sure sounds like him,” Taeyang snickered.

Dawon glared back at the younger boy. “At least I don’t flirt to get things my way.”

“At least I don’t lose money by flirting—“

“So what made you bring her here?” Juho asked before an argument could start.

Dawon shrugged. “Can’t I bring my best friend around? Besides, she’s probably bored to death being at home by herself.”

You blew on your fringe. “Yeah, it does get boring. But I don’t wanna distract you guys.”

“If anything, we’re the ones distracting you,” Taeyang replied with a small smirk.

You turned your head around to glare at him. “What do you mean?!”

“We are pretty noisy,” Hwiyoung answered, “And you can’t do your assignments with us around.”

“Mostly Hyuk, though.” Juho added with a slightly smug look on his face.

Dawon turned around to glare at the younger male. “Oi, you take that back!”

The rest of the car trip was filled with their usual bickering and roasting of each other, so you decided to keep yourself occupied with your phone. Little did you know that Juho took glimpses of your neck every now and then, observing the patches of concealer and foundation that seemed to be layered a bit more on your skin. He knew you tried to cover the hickeys left by the members, as he could also see hints of purple around the edges. He didn’t know why, but seeing you try to conceal love bites in order to go out in public turned him on.

When the vans arrived at the photo studio, Dawon stepped out first, holding his hand out to assist you.

“I’m fine, Hyukie,” you said as you were getting out. “I’m not a damsel in distress.”

“I know you’re not, but you can barely walk right now.”

You widened your eyes, glaring at him as if to say ‘don’t fucking say that in front of everyone, or I’ll kill you!!’

Your best friend had noticed, but he only smirked and placed his arm around your shoulder as he walked in with you.

As soon as everyone arrived in the studio, the boys were rushed into the dressing rooms to get their hair, makeup, and outfits done. You awkwardly sat outside in the reception so you wouldn’t distract the stylists or boys, and so you could avoid having hairspray filling your lungs.

While you were on your phone, you heard a pair of footsteps coming towards to you. You looked up to see Juho walking towards you as he was doing up the the middle button on his loose white dress shirt.

You couldn’t help but blink in slight shock. His hair was slicked back, showing his undercut, and allowing you to see his sharp cheekbones, while his ripped black skinny jeans, and loose white dress shirt that was tucked in only at the front emphasised his broad shoulders and toned body. He looked absolutely mouth-watering to the point where you felt your knees shaking even if you were seated. Sure, you had seen them styled like this before, but there was something with Juho today that gave him a dark, alluring aura. The man in question was not oblivious to your reaction, so he smirked quietly.

“J-Juho? What’s up?”

“The photographer needs help setting up the lights and stuff,” Juho replied nonchalantly, “Apparently the assistant is sick today, so I told him maybe you could help since you tagged along.”

“Oh, sure…”

You gulped, feeling your cheeks turn warm as you stood up. You rushed past Juho without looking at him to hide your blush, speed-walking past the change rooms, and onto the set. After greeting the photographer, you put your bag next to the table with the computer for editing. You then immediately got to work on setting up the lights, asking every now and then if the lights were in the correct position or whatnot.

After 20 more minutes of setting up, you finally got everything in position that the photographer was satisfied with.

“Great. Can you see if the group is ready?” he requested.

“Yes, sure.”

I really should get paid for this…you thought tiredly as you walked off the set and to the dressing room. When you reached it, you knocked on the door for it to be opened by Rowoon, fully styled and looking like a god.

“Oh, hey ______!”

You blinked in surprise as your cheeks turned slightly pink. “A-are you guys done? The photographer is waiting.”

Rowoon looked behind him before facing you again. “I think Juho is done, I’ll go and see.”

“Okay, thanks.”

Soon enough, the door opened to reveal Juho. You gulped once more as he walked out, and closed the door behind him.

“Alright, let’s go,” you said shyly before leading the way to the set.

Juho followed closely behind you such that you could smell the hairspray and cologne. You chewed on your lower lip from how seductive he smelt.

No, not now…you’re supposed to remain professional…you thought to yourself.

The two of you made it to the set room, where Juho greeted the photographer and went over and stood at the set, while you stood beside the desk with the computer for editing.

Throughout the whole shoot, you were completely stunned at how attractive Juho really was when he was in idol mode. His intense and sharp gazes at the camera were not like any other member. There was something that just made you want to scream ‘daddy’ out loud to him; something that made you want to drop to your knees and let him do whatever he wanted with you.

You couldn’t help but notice that he shot gazes at you every now and then. Every time, you felt like he undressed one item of clothing from you with his eyes. You chewed onto your lower lip, averting your vision at other places to avoid more eye contact with Juho. What was he trying to do to you?

_______

“Kill me now,” you grumbled to yourself as you collapsed onto the couch.

Since the photoshoot had finished, the boys headed to the dance studio to practice while you went back to the apartment. You were basically the replacement for the photographer’s absent assistant, so you worked the whole time while they were shooting.

While you were lying down on the couch, you couldn’t get the images of Juho’s stares at you out of your mind. Sure, the rest of the members also looked handsome, but their expressions were more soft compared to Juho’s fierce, intense gazes. You remembered how weak your knees felt when he  looked at you as if you were his first proper meal after dieting.

“No…he couldn’t be,” you muttered. He doesn’t see you in that way, idiot! You’re just overthinking everything…you mentally yelled at yourself, shaking the thoughts away. You didn’t know if you were seeing things or if you were just horny because you slept with four members already.

After a few more minutes of resting on the couch, you got up to change and take off your makeup. You decided to leave the makeup on your neck to take it off before going to sleep so the hickeys wouldn’t be visible to the boys (as if they didn’t notice them before, anyway).

You had decided to make dinner tonight, since they always had takeout, so you headed out to the kitchen to salvage whatever they had left in the fridge and pantry to make kimchi stew. You also knew how much the boys loved your cooking, so you wanted to surprise them.

After an hour or so of painstakingly preparing all the ingredients, you began to throw them into the pot to cook them first before pouring the hot water in from the kettle. While you were waiting for the whole thing to boil before seasoning it, you suddenly felt a presence behind you. Before you could turn around, you felt a pair of toned arms slide around your waist, and pull you in so your back was to his chest.

You gasped at the sudden skinship, so you immediately assumed that it was your best friend. “Hyukie? Are you done with practice already?”

The man behind you chuckled softly, moving his lips to your ear. “He’s not done, but I am.”

You froze immediately.

That voice. That fucking voice. That fucking voice deeper than the Mariner’s Trench. If only it didn’t affect you so much so you wouldn’t want to succumb to whatever he wanted.

You felt his warm breath ghost from your ear, and trailing down to your neck. You found your knees growing weak as you felt his already-hard crotch pressed up against your behind. “J-Juho?”

“Why are you covering the hickeys? Even at home?” he questioned before planting soft kisses beginning from the corner of your jaw, and down to your neck.  

Your breath hitched as he found the sensitive spot just below your ear. “I-I didn’t think you would notice…”

“I can see them very clearly, baby girl…”

Your thighs clamped together, that spark of desire inside you igniting once more. It seemed like the guys knew how to turn you on like a light switch with just one word.

Juho continued to bite and suck on that area on your neck, eliciting a whiny moan to come from your lips.

“Juho…please…” you sighed, leaning into him. You then felt him grind his clothed hardened shaft against your ass, causing you to begin to feel a warm wetness coating your lower lips.

“Call me daddy, baby…” he said deeply, sending shivers down your body.

You gulped, sliding your hands across his arms around your waist. “Daddy…”

“That’s a good girl,” he praised softly in your ear.

You bit your lower lip; you never knew Juho treating you this way would turn you on so much. You reached to the stove to turn it off as one of Juho’s hands made its way underneath your shirt, and up your chest to cup one of your breasts. He squeezed his hand on it, massaging it a few times, making you let out a needy mewl. Juho then slid his other hand down your body to palm and massage your core, stimulating your nerves.

“D-daddy, please!” you moaned, grinding your core against his hand. You could feel yourself growing wetter as the tips of his fingers teased your entrance through the thin material of the shorts.

Juho smirked against the skin of your neck. “My little baby girl is so needy…and so wet…”

You whimpered at his degrading words, but you didn’t care. You just wanted him to make you cum regardless of method.

“Daddy, p-please,” you begged, grinding your hips more against his hand that was still teasing your entrance and clit.

“Nuh-uh,” he rejected, “You must wait first, then daddy will give you what you want. Can you be patient for me?”

You felt goosebumps form on your neck; it seemed like his voice could make you submit to every command. You only let out a mix of a whine and moan as he continued to torture you slowly. Juho then moved the hand that was groping your breast to slide up your chest and wrap around your neck. His fingers gently squeezed the sides to slightly reduce the airflow, but making sure you could still breathe.

You then felt one finger suddenly slip inside your slick cavern, causing a high-pitched mewl to escape your lips. “D-daddy!”

Juho curled his finger in a come-hither motion before dragging it out slowly. Your knees buckled in, making you almost lose balance, but Juho still managed to hold you up.

“Such a good girl,” he praised in your ear. He then slipped in another finger, and began thrusting them in and out of you to extract more of your wetness that was now dripping down his fingers and to your thighs.

“Please…please…!” you moaned, tightening your grip onto his arms. You could barely stand, but you did everything you could to not completely collapse to bring him down with you. “I c-can’t take it anymore—!”

Without warning, Juho began to massage your sensitive clit with his thumb, causing you to scream as a zap of electricity coursed through your arteries. You could barely breathe while he assaulted your core so skilfully, stimulating you to the maximum so you could feel nothing but raw pleasure. You then felt him give your clit one last hard pinch to finally push you over the edge. You felt your stomach clench as you unleashed throat-burning scream, releasing everything you had onto Juho’s hand like a waterfall. Juho left his hand in that position for another moment before removing it and letting you go. Your knees finally gave way as you collapsed on all fours onto the floor, heavily breathing.

Juho slid his tongue across his fingers to taste what you gave him. “My little girl tastes sweeter than I imagined,” you heard him say, “But I wonder what you actually feel like.”

Before you knew it, Juho lifted you up, causing you to let out a yelp, and pushed your body forward onto the counter with your cheek resting on the cold surface. He pulled out a condom packet from his pocket, ripped it open with his teeth, and threw the packet onto the counter. Your eyes widened when you saw the foil, so you assumed that he wanted to cum inside you.

After slipping the condom on, Juho pulled your shorts and underwear down, letting them fall down your legs, to which you kicked them off and to the side. You then felt him slide the tip of his length up and down your overly wet slit, eliciting a soft moan from your throat.

“Daddy…” you sighed as Juho took your wrists, and held them behind your back.

“Is my baby girl ready for me?” he asked, placing the tip at your slick, dripping entrance.

You nodded, closing your eyes. “Yes, daddy…please…”

At that moment, you felt Juho slide into you from behind, causing you to let out soft, elongated gasp at how well he stretched you out. He then began thrusting immediately without letting you adjust to his size, which you didn’t have to because you were already so wet and turned on. Your moans grew louder as he thrusted harder and faster into you.

“Fuck, baby girl, you feel so good wrapped around me,” Juho groaned. “So tight…so wet…”

You wished you could hold onto something for support, but Juho’s grip on your wrists was too strong for you to move them anywhere. You could only let out moans and whimpers as he continued to slam into you from behind, your slick walls pulsing and swallowing his hard length too easily. Your head began to feel cloudy and slightly dizzy as each thrust Juho gave you felt like a new shot of ecstasy through your veins. Soon enough, your stomach began to tighten as you felt your climax slowly building up.

“J-Juho…” you managed to whimper amongst the moaning.

He slammed into you once more before stopping suddenly. “What did I tell you to call me?”

Your eyes widened. Fuck! “D-daddy…I’m sorr—“

Juho grabbed a fistful of your hair, with one hand, and holding your wrists together with the other. He pulled your head back, eliciting a surprised scream from you. “I was wrong,” he said darkly, “You’re not obedient after all. Should I even let you cum at this point?”

“I’m so sorry, daddy,” you begged desperately, the stinging pain on your scalp making it hard for you to think to form proper sentences. “Please…please let me cum; I won’t do it again, I’m so sorry!”

A smirk curled on Juho’s lips. “I know you won’t do it again,” he said, leaning into your ear. “And I’ll make sure of that.”

Before you could respond, Juho leaned back up and began to thrust hard and fast into you again, making your hips hit the edge of the counter. You screamed the sudden pace he was tearing you up with. Moans, screams, pants, and grunts came from the both of you, while the lewd noises of skin hitting against skin, and sticky sounds of Juho’s cock ramming into you as your essence was leaking out of your hole, and dripping down your thighs filled the kitchen all at once.

In the midst of the thrusting and screaming, you felt your climax building up faster than before. Your stomach muscles began tightening, and your walls were clamping on Juho more regularly. Before you could even have a taste of becoming undone, Juho pulled out of you. Before you could cry out at the loss of pleasure, he flipped you around so you lay on your back. He then entered you once more, wrapping your legs around his waist so he could thrust deeper into you.

“God, you look so beautiful like this,” Juho groaned, loving how you wreathed and moaned beneath him, and how absolutely disheveled you looked. He then leaned down to your neck, and latched his lips onto the spot just behind your ear. You took the opportunity to hold onto Juho’s shoulder blades while he was biting, licking, and sucking at your skin to leave another dark red mark, all while thrusting deeply and quickly into you. Your moans filled his ears, driving him to thrust even harder. His powerful thrusts made you scream and dig your nails into his skin through his shirt, dragging them down his back. Even though his shirt was cushioning the impact of your nails, Juho also groaned as he could still feel the stinging sensation of your nails on his back combined with your walls clamping tightly onto his cock.

Soon enough, your climax began building up again, and you knew this was going to be your biggest one yet.

“D-daddy, I’m about to—“

“Hold on, baby girl, I’m almost there too,” Juho grunted. He then reached one hand down to your swollen, sensitive clit, giving it a hard massage with his thumb as he gave you one more hard thrust. You arched your back as you let out an earth-shattering scream, your climax hitting you like a wrecking ball. Black and white spots filled your vision as you exploded onto Juho’s cock. He held your hips to support himself as he stayed still inside you to spill his load. You felt a warm liquid coat the walls of the condom indicating that the both of you now had finally had your sweet release.

Juho softly collapsed on top of you as the both of you were heavily panting and sweating from what was probably the roughest sex you’ve ever had. You reached behind Juho’s head to lightly stroke his blue hair.

“Holy fuck…” you whispered, still in disbelief that Juho could fuck you so hard.

The man on top of you only laughed lightly. “So…daddy, huh?”

Returning back to your normal self, you flicked the back of his head, causing him to yelp. “Do not fucking speak of this to anyone, or I’ll kick you.”

Juho heaved himself off your body with a grunt before pulling himself out of you. You arched your back lightly as you pressed your lips together to fight back another moan.

“Trust me, I won’t say anything,” he responded in slight amusement as he slid off the condom to throw it in the bin next to the counter. “I’ll never hear the end of it either.”

As Juho was putting his pants back on, you painfully pushed up your torso with your elbows. He then quickly came over to support your back with his hand to help you.

“Easy now, baby,” he said, pulling your upper body slowly towards him so your torso pressed against his. Once you were on your feet, Juho held onto you as he looked at the area where he fucked you. “Hah…looks like we made a bit of a mess here…”

You wrinkled your nose, also looking at the drops of cum that was dripping down the counter. “Ugh…more things I have to clean...”

Juho squeezed your shoulder assuringly. “You go wash up, and I’ll clean this, okay?”

You sighed. “Alright, but you have to help me make dinner for fucking me so hard.”

“I’m cool with that.”

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