Duke: …So, is Two-Face like, B’s ex or something?
Steph: I think it’s more of a situationship? They still seem to have some feelings going on there.
Jason: Yeah right, and get accused of cheating on Selina? I think not. They’ve been dating for as long as I can remember.
Dick: That’s…strange, cause I’m pretty sure he and Clark are married. Big Blue gave him a ring and everything.
Damian: A Kryptonite ring. One that Father keeps in a lead lined safe with the rest of the alien’s bane. Besides, everyone knows Mother’s laid her claim to him already. Only a fool would interfere with such a union.
Cass: Talia and Bruce are about as divorced as two people can be.
Tim: No, you guys are all missing the point. If we want Bruce to have a partner, we need to pick the most profitable option for us. [ pulling up a PowerPoint ] Hear. Me. Out.
—-Later, At the Watchtower-—
Oliver: Bats, why are your kids inviting me over for dinner?
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Headcanon that the real reason all the other Justice Leaguer's avoid Gotham is because there is a running joke with the Gotham press that every hero in Gotham is either Batman, or a Robin.
Superman stops an attack drone from burning down a city block?
NOPE! News headlines read "Is Robin's new ability to fly proof he's really a vampire??"
Black Canary busts a smuggling ring?
"Batman's second female Robin. Will she last longer than the first?
Green Arrow catches a bank robber?
"Green Robin's facial hair and exactly what citizens think about it, page 3."
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SPOILERS FOR GREEN ARROW (2023) ISSUE #10
Ollie finally reuniting with all of his kids
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*Clenches fist* thematic color scheme,, opposing narrative before converging and becoming one,, Nimona being the one to both push and close the gap between them,,
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i've always wanted to die clean and pretty
but i'd be too busy on working days
so i am relieved that i left my room tidy
they'll think of me kindly as they come for my things
- last words of a shooting star
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How to help them reach their friend the fastest way
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hey, sorry um. bad news but the horrors got your girlfriend. yeah, she's never getting her happily ever after anymore. her heart is being pumped by the sentient briars who cursed her and she is maximumly fucked up after dying for the third time. sorry.
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Stephanie, showing Dinah and Ollie the Manor: What do we think? Has everything you wanted, right?
Dinah: Yeah, I love the open concept kitchen.
Ollie: Oh, don't get me started on that backyard.
Bruce: Excuse me, can I help you?
Stephanie: So, did we find your dream home?
Bruce: Uh, no, this house isn't for sale.
Dinah and Ollie: We'll take it.
Bruce: I think you're confused.
Stephanie: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Lance-Queen on your beautiful new home.
Bruce: Please get out.
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in-character cissie king-jones, i used to pray for times like this thank the gods
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I knew this interaction would be awkward as fuck & I am so happy it happened.
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ONE THING ABOUT OLIVER QUEEN? NO MATTER HOW GROWN THEY GET, HE WILL BEAR HUG HIS KIDS OFF THE GROUND!
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