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devondespresso · 8 months

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Hey babes and non-babes alike, I'm Devon (or Dev, or Devi, or whatever fun nickname comes to mind!!) (Devonias on ao3) and I'm working on actually posting my writings! Any anti and nsfw reblogs get tagged accordingly, have fun and thanks for dropping by!! 💕

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#devon's writing rambles - aka: shitposting

#devon's steve henderson au - for snippets of (and occasional rambles about) this long-fic specifically!

#devon's writings - for actually posted fics

#devon's drabbles - for fics under 500 words

#devon thinks sometimes - for analysis, ideas, or anything that comes from my brain

#devon creates sometimes - a tag i genuinely forgot i made, for artsy craftys

#shit you can use if you wanna - screenshots, dividers, and whatever else I've got that i think would be useful

Chaptered Fics

• more than 10k words •

We'll Be Alright (aka The Steve Henderson AU) - | ~90k so far | Mature | ao3 link (to be added once posted)

Light of my life, the peanut butter to my jelly, my favorite project, and yet: no chapters officially posted. BUT you can find all the little snippets and rambles about it under the tag. i have a longer explanation of what it is and why its not posted here but basically i can promise you that there will 100% be content posted no matter what (so that entire word count, updated regularly, exists and will be shared eventually 💕)

Oneshots

• between 400 and 10k words •

Steve isn't eight years old. And he definitely isn’t 8 years old. He's nineteen, too close to twenty, sitting in the doorway of a room that isn't his, in a house he didn’t grow up in, stopping himself from getting comfortable leaning back on a door frame despite the current strain in his back, because it would only hurt the wound there more.

Ficlet for the stwg prompt "Sunshine" that turned out better than I could have imagined! Quiet, serious, and emotional, it's definitely my favorite posted work so far!

Claudia Edine Henderson never wanted to get married. Not really. But she wanted kids, so that meant either getting married or seeing if the daycare was hiring. Anthony Laurence Goldman wanted a family. She thought that meant the same thing, so they married. And it was good. They had a beautiful baby boy, Dustin Clarence Goldman, healthy save for a defect with his bones. No collarbones, and the high chance he’d need a little extra medical attention down the line, but he’d still be living long and happy, and she couldn’t ask for more.

short and sweet ficlet for the stwg prompt "Claudia", because how could I refuse Claudia?? Sweet, relatively light, half-backstory with a cute and hopeful ending, it didn't take as many hours as My Sunshine, but I still love it!

Steve went over to the media room and dug through the little bin of batteries under the phone, pulling out an opened pack that had just enough left. He took both aids off, changed the batteries, and put them back on to make sure they worked. He heard a strong thud from his bedroom, followed by muttering.

so far my silliest ficlet, using the prompt "Tell a story to stay out of trouble", set in an au where Steve is hoh from canon events and was adopted by the Hendersons! featuring brothers goofing off, cousins getting up to trouble, and the titular Mr. Crayola Henderson!

Since We're Alive Now - | Chrissy Cunningham and Eddie Munson | 5843 words | T | ao3 link (soon) | cw: referenced/implied self-image issues, swearing, brief references to physical injury, strong self criticism, and canon typical tone in some areas but with happy ending

summary and little spiel at the bottom coming eventually soon eventually

Never Again (Mature) - | ao3 link |

Nancy is trying to have a good time with her boyfriend after their November from hell. It would be a lot easier if the last time they did this wasn't the same night her best friend died, but she needs the break to avoid those thoughts, even just for a night. Apparently, she doesn't get a choice.

My one and only Explicit fic for the foreseeable future because I really wasn't actually ready to write this one anyway. For anyone that doesn't want the sexual themes, the M version replaces the opening sex with barely a makeout, with everything else nearly identical! Also my first fic posted like ever! yay!

Drabblessss

• fics less than 400 words •

cause idk im the kinda guy that doesn't really scroll blog tags, i find master lists helpful so I'm using both and you can pick your poison.

all drabbles under #devon's drabbles and listed out here. the tag is chronological and the pinned list is with blatant favoritism

Chicken Noodle Oops! - | G | Steve & Dustin | 126 words | ao3

Sweet and Spicy | G | Steddie | 384 words | ao3

(all ao3 posts are archive locked to avoid scraping, sorry for the inconvenience)

#im sorry i swear i change the look of this thing constantly fhalfhdjk #good news is fics and links are almost always up to date lol #as of right now works get posted on tumblr first and get cross-posted to ao3 sometimes with minor changes #often times changes get edited into the original tumblr post (though usually aren't more than phrasing format or grammar changes)#if i ever decide to change something major ill probably put a poll up to see what people would prefer i do to preserve the original #usually tho ive edited a ton before posting so my critical eye has already had its fun

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logicroute · 2 years

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yawmm yttd social media au <333

enjoy this mess, under cut ! CHECK OUT THE #rexs yttd au FOR MORE FUNNY INFO!!

Sara - COOKING CHANNEL SARA, vlogs time to time. collabs with joe, ramaru, and anzu(calls themself the ‘scuinky gang’, anzus idea) a good amount, sometimes with the others. Most active socials are insta, twitter, and tiktok (all @SAMURAIONNNA) Joe - fashion channel. Vlogs… a lot, does ‘my morning routine’ videos and all of that stuff, collabs with the scuinky gang a lot. Uses insta/tiktok a lot, (@DATAZUNA) also has a tumblr for OOTD photos! (same @ as insta). Sometimes make up videos !! not a lot tho Keiji - Only on insta, posts photos of his kids. his @ is something lame and boring like his name, shows up in the back of saras videos when hes babysitting, in short, L loser dad. Shin - Twitch streamer, HAS A VSTREAMER MODEL PROVE ME WRONG. Posts vods on youtube, on twitter, insta, and tumblr (rarely posts on tiktok, if he does its just shitposts) all under @beanieboy.. Inside joke with reko. FRIENDS WITH REKO. HE DOES MUSIC 4 HER BAND (MOSTLY LIKE, FUNY VITURAL DRUMS AND STUFF) Cute catboy model, swears like a sailor. Plays a lot of horror games, loves them. Bullied by his chat :( Reko - ofc, runs a youtube channel for her band, pretty popular!! Friends with shin, ofc, dating nao #naorekocanon. Posts the most on the bands socials (@ is samuraiba).but also has a personal stuff (under just yasureko) for outfits and makeup. posts tutorials 4 guitar, drums(bongos), u name it, its on the youtube channel PLUSPLUS music videos and live songs! Leader of the Slander Shin Club in his twitch stream chats. Also a mod in them! Alice - Co-owns the Samurai Yaiba socials, posts the more funny stuff out of him and reko. Personal socials are @ALAL, nickname from reko. A lot of behind the scene stuff, some outfits. Isn’t that active

Nao - ART TUTORIALS/SPEED PAINTS !!!!!!! SOMETIMES MISHIMA/REKO SHOWS UP!! Insta/twitter for comms and all of that fun stuff. Maybe, time to time, sewing videos. Vlogs about daily life, such as her buying new paints etc. Socials is @naopaints

Kanna - PLANT CHANNEL WITH KUGIE !! shin shows up in the bgs/in the videos (forced to be there). Good vibes all around! On social @ is kanplants. Tuts on how 2 grow some types of plants, life hacks 4 plants. Just all abt plants !!!!

Kai - small cooking channel, isnt all that active, mostly shows up on saras. No social media other than like, twitter 4 dming ppl. @ is KaiCooks. One viral video w/o a collab w/ Qtaro, ended badly.

Mishima - Basic teacher videos, but art themed!! Those fun school cover songs but abt color wheel n stuff like that. @ is TeachMishi, only on tiktok and twitter. No idea how to use either. Sigh <33 my fav <33 Qtaro - Doesnt use social media that much, but when he does !! Its mostly highlights of baseball videos !! @ Is Qtall (dont ask why, he doesnt know either) Only uses twitter and insta.

Gin doesnt have socials :thumbsup: maybe just a insta to post animal photos, user name is like @user548329 LMAO or @catstan75. sometimes helps sara w/ cooking videos!! dolls -

Ranmaru - Sad boy tiktoks. End post. @ is like marumaru(yes stolen :D). The rest of his friend group bullies him for his tiktoks. :( Also has an insta to post photos. Thats pretty much it, sometimes photos of his snake cuz he 100% has a pet snake im right <33 prob posts those emo joker photos on insta

Anzu - VIDEOS OF HER SHOWS !! :D!!!!! @ is clowngal, usually on tiktok and insta. Collabs w/ sara and joe the most, shows up in the comments of ranmarus tiktoks to ruin the vibe. Also the time to time cosplay video cuz i can see her cosplaying

Mai - Baking Channel, end tweet. @ is bakeryofmai or some funny pun <33 On insta as well, posting those rlly cute photos of cupcakes. Collabs with kai and sara a good amount !!

Naomichi - boxing/self defense videos ! Doesnt post all that much, finds it dumb LMAO sometimes streams with shin, for horror games its him screaming the most out of the group. @ is uhhh prob just his name or smthing Hayasaka - …dumb videos abt how to work computers/genreal how 2 videos. Thats it @ is like LearnHowTo… the idiot dumb nerd <33 the funny <33 sometimes gin shows up in the background/in the video Hinako doesnt rlly use social media, on tumblr rlly LMAOO <33 reblogs fandom posts

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a-stars-art-blog · 4 years

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UHHHH…. this is kinda funny cause I started this just because I wanted to draw Fire Spirit in jeans (because one of my shitposts I made, made it look like FS was wearings jeans and I wanted to see that) But then… I went overboard. So now it’s a whole AU. Modern Human AU headcanons/details below:

Jobs:

1) FS probably a celebrity (All Legendary Cookies are) I’d imagine him being a an action movie actor. 2) Knight is a professional runner 3) Princess doesn’t have a job, she comes from a rich family so she doesn’t need one. She does have interest in being a model and she’ll probably take over the company later on 4) Pistachio is a daycare worker and Missionary 5) Both White Choco and Raspberry are models 6) Dark Choco probably used to be a pro athlete but something happened and he left the career. He still makes money but it’s unsure how.

Education:

1) Everyone but Dark Choco goes to some kind of College/University (Dark already graduated) 1.5) FS, Knight, and Princess go the same school, Rasp and White go to the same school. 2) FS and Knight share a dorm room. It’s pretty obvious whose side is whose. 2.5) FS is just a bit messy, he has lots of magazines and posters. It was a lot worse at the start. Thankfully Knight scolded him enough that FS actually puts his clothes in the basket instead of the floor. Knight’s side is very organized and clean. He’s traveled a lot so he has some souvenirs/pictures on his nightstand. 3) Princess rooms with Cheesecake. The room screams rich. You’ll FEEL how poor you are if you ever saw inside let alone stepped in. 4) Pistachio rooms with Milk. 5) Rasp and White, unfortunately, also room together. They constantly bicker. 6) Knight tutors FS and Princess and sometimes has to get Pistachio to help because those two are the worst to make them sit still and pay attention. 6.5) “FS I swear- stop rolling on the floor!!” “Princess!! Stop looking at your phone and pay attention!” any variation of these things are constantly being said during the session

Relationships:

1) FS and Knight met in 9th grade in highschool. FS was a transfer student and found himself in lots of classes with Knight so he decided to stick with him. They’re best friends~ 2) Knight and Princess are childhood friends to lovers. 2.5) Knight confessed to her (with FS acting as best wing-man). They started dating during 10th grade. 3) Princess and Tiger Lily are normal siblings and grew up together. 3.5) Tiger Lily isn’t around as much because she’s often on expeditions. 4) Pistachio appreciates her friends but wonders how she got roped in with a bunch of bickering fools (Knight, FS, Rasp, and White all bicker with each other) 5) Rasp has hardcore feelings for this dancer named Rose~ They go to the same school so he eventually got her number. EVERYONE teases him about his crush but he’s a bit too shy to confess. 6) The Choco cookies are all siblings in this AU. Oldest to Youngest: Dark, Pink, Mint, then White 7) All the knights (excluding Dark) met in middle school where White eventually introduced Dark. 8) Knight and FS are part of guy friend group and they hang out a lot. (Other members include: Cinnamon, Wizard, Rockstar, Wind Archer sometimes,) 9) Princess, White, and Pistachio are in a girl group. (Other members include: Rose, Cheesecake, and Tiger Lily) 10) Princess is also part of a rich friend group (Cheesecake, Mint, Sparkling, Yogurt, Roguefort) ((Also Knight, he’s not rich, Princess just likes to take him everywhere))

Extra:

1) Knight and Dark workout at the same gym. Sometimes they spot for each other. (sometimes in silence, sometimes they talk) 2) Knight respects Dark and they used to have a brother-like relationship when they were younger. 3) Dark got his scar around the time he quite going pro. Even asked if the two have anything related, he refused to comment 4) FS hasn’t done anything bad (yet) but he’s almost got in a few scandals because his personality is a little… ya know. 5) EVERYONE was surprised to find out babies/little kids really like Pistachio and are drawn to her. 5.5) She’s not mean looking and likes kids, you just wouldn’t be able to guess when you first see her. 6) White tried persuading Knight to model a few times cause he’s actually kind of good-looking but Knight refused saying that he get’s enough attention from sports. 6.5) They actually got him to do one or two but only because Princess liked the idea. 7) Dark would model with White a bit often when he was still pro. 8) Rasp, just like in-game, goes and see’s each one of Rose’s performances

I think that’s all I got that I can think of right now. Still a lot

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shiningtorrance-moved · 5 years

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The Doctor Sleep not-quite AU no one asked for but you’re all getting

I’m calling this “Dan’s adventures in social media that he doesn’t understand at all” and it’s something @winifred-torrance , @azzieisthebestcat , @saynotozombies , and I came up with

it all starts when he calls vine “the yeet thing”

Well, it had started when he started asking her what certain memes were- sometimes out of genuine curiosity and sometimes genuinely wanting to know just how to be annoying

“the yeet thing” is when it all boils over

she shows him the vine and his immediate reaction is “wait, so it’s 5 seconds and now it’s everywhere???’

most of his reactions are “what is going on?” or some variation of it, and if it’s one Abra laughs at (usually it is) he asks her why it’s funny then tells her to “go back to the stupid cat videos again THOSE I get”

eventually it expands to him figuring out he can do things like dab like a white dad at a BBQ and Abra becomes THIS CLOSE to breaking her self-imposed “no telekinesis on people” rule due to her urge to make him smack himself

she breaks that rule when he calls Minecraft “the fortnites”

he asks her what different social media things are and she indulges him

“what’s a tumbler” “...I think you’d like it but a very specific portion of it. I can help you with that” “Okay, what’s a reddit” “NO”

somehow he finds out about tik tok and that’s when she swears she’s moving to Canada

cue Dan accidentally becoming a huge meme there.

Abra sometimes will show up in his videos doing "magic" things with him and people think they're talented and/or masters of editing so there's a conspiracy theory that Dan not knowing anything about technology is an act

You know that post talking about Harry telling true stories on YouTube and no one realizing that he isn’t great at shitposting? That’s Dan.

His most popular post is one where he says with a completely straight face, “I wish I discovered the adults have sex lives the normal way instead of meeting a guy wearing some animal costume fetish gear in a hotel hallway when I was five”

When the Tall Girl roasting meme starts becoming popular, he makes one where he says, "My dad was the last caretaker for the Overlook Hotel, and that's just the tip of the iceberg" and THAT'S the tik tok that gets him a buzzfeed article

He shows Abra a yo mama joke compilation and is REALLY PROUD OF HIMSELF and she gently breaks it to him that it’s an older meme. Then there’s an argument about if “those things really age. I mean, they aren’t milk!” that neither of them has really dropped.

He goes on tik tok to complain about it but everyone memes “is there a goddamn expiration date on memes?” and whoops a second buzzfeed article

Thanks again to the lovely people who came up with these things! Feel free to add more!

#OOC #dan torrance #abra stone #this is what happens when I'm unsupervised #winifred-torrance #azzieisthebestcat #saynotozombies

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amazingmsme · 5 years

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Hogwarts Forever

AN: So sorry this is late, but I was busy all day these last few days with the show I’m in and haven’t been able to post it. This is my Hogwarts AU for @tuck-everlasting-shitposts ‘s collab event! I was paired with @sweeps-of-london and I can’t wait to see my favorite bros decked out in their house colors!

Jesse was going into his fifth year at Hogwarts while Miles's journey was coming to an end. He had managed to do a pretty good job of keeping his younger brother out of serious trouble, but he was worried about how the young and chaotic boy would fair without him. He always had a knack for mischief, but with the lack of supervision and the encouragement from his friends, there's no telling what that dumbass would get himself into.

Miles was a responsible and well respected wizard. He had immediately become first pick for the Slytherin prefect as soon as he was old enough to become one, and he excelled in all of his classes. Jesse was also an exceptional student. His favorite classes were hexes and jinxes and potions because they came in very handy for his pranks. Despite all his disobedience and recklessness, the professors still seemed to like him. He enjoyed learning new things, and had a very likable, charismatic personality. Despite this, Miles knew there would come a time during his stay at Hogwarts that he'd come across a problem that he couldn't weasel his way out of by using his simple charm and a simple potion. He'd have to defend himself properly.

Miles found Jesse in the Great Hall during lunch and leaned down to whisper, "Meet me at the edge of the Forbidden Forest at midnight. Bring your wand." Jesse smiled brightly, practically buzzing with excitement. He nodded his head.

Jesse was ecstatic. His brother always strictly followed and enforced the rules, so it was a big deal for him to bring him out to the Forbidden Forest. Sure they might not be in the forest, but they practically were. That was close enough for Jesse to be able to brag to Winnie and Hugo.

Miles walked out of the darkness, his wand casting a light to guide him. They were far enough away from the castle that no one would notice them, even if they were awake. His green scarf was wrapped tightly around his neck and he held a red and gold one in his hand. He tossed it at Jesse, "Put this on, it's too cold out here to not wear it."

Jesse waved him off, "I don't want to, you know I hate scarfs! They feel like they're strangling me!" Miles rolled his eyes as he cast knox, extinguishing the light from his want. He turned back to his brother.

"Too bad, I'm not gonna have you get sick because of me, now put it on!" Jesse muttered to himself as he wrapped the cloth around his throat. He tried to subtly burrow into its warmth, but Miles noticed and smiled fondly. He glanced back up at his brother, "Look, I'm gonna be gone next year and I want to make sure you have the proper tools to defend yourself."

Jesse scoffed, "What? You think I'm gonna start fights as soon as you're not around to stop me?"

Miles rolled his eyes, "I didn't say that, but I wouldn't put it past you."

Jesse shrugged, "You're right."

"What I mean is, I know you like to go snooping around the castle and running off to do things you're not supposed to. You're getting older and more bold, so I know you're gonna do more dangerous things, and I for one don't want to get an owl saying that my dumb ass little brother got himself killed," he deadpanned.

Jesse placed a hand over his heart, "Aaaawwww Miles, you do care!"

"Shut up. Now ready your wand," he ordered. Jesse's brows furrowed in confusion, "Huh?"

"You heard me. You and I are gonna duel. I need to know you can defend yourself, and if you can't, I'll teach you some tricks."

Jesse gasped, "But that's against the rules! And here I thought you were Slytherin's perfect little prefect," he teased and elbowed him in the ribs. Miles shoved his shoulder away.

"I'm in my last year and everyone loves me, I can do whatever the hell I want basically. I could probably murder a professor and get away with it." When Jesse did nothing but stare with his mouth agape, Miles scoffed, "I said that I could not that I would!"

"Whatever dude, but off the record, I volunteer Snape."

"Jesse!" he scolded, even though he was laughing along. Jesse feigned innocence. Without much more delay, they each took their stances. They had mock dueled before, but never with their actual wands. Ma would never let them, and they didn't want to actually hurt themselves. But they were old enough to know what they were doing now, and serious injury wasn't something they were too worried about. They each knew healing charms, and that was that.

Miles struck first with confringo, knocking Jesse against a tree at the same time as Jesse cast expelliarmus. His wand flew from his hand, and he fumbled to pick it back up. Jesse was about to cast again, but Miles was quicker, hitting him with the jelly legs jinx. He stood on wobbly legs as he struggled to maintain his balance. He managed to hit his older brother with incarcerous, leaving him immobile so that he could rest against a tree while his legs recovered.

Once he could finally move again, Miles cast protego on himself before targeting Jesse with levicorpus.

"Son of a bitch!" he exclaimed as he was hoisted in the air by his foot. He used the reverse charm to send him back to earth, quickly casting the slug vomiting charm on him before he could use another protection. While slugs were falling from his brother's mouth, Jesse took the opportunity to use a protection spell of his own. After he was through, he did the same and used episkey to heal himself. Jesse had seen glimpses of what Miles could do in a duel, and was surprised he's been able to stand his ground. But still, he knew this would be a tough fight, especially since Miles is never one to go easy.

He kept casting protection spells on himself before hitting him with another jinx. Jesse would barely have enough time to hit him with a curse of his own before he was bombarded with another spell from Miles. "C'mon this isn't fair!" he complained.

"I don't care, you think an acromantula is gonna wait their turn before they strike? Incarcerous!"

"Damnit!" Jesse growled. He tried to move, but was totally immobilized. Miles couldn't help but laugh at him. "It's not funny!"

"It's unbelievably funny," he countered. While he continued chuckling at his expense, Jesse found he could now move. Taking advantage of his distracted state, Jesse quickly cast protego on himself before sending Miles flying back. He landed on his butt, a bit stunned.

"Still think it's funny?"

"Yeheah."

Jesse narrowed his eyes, "I'll give you something to laugh about!" With a flick of his wand, he cast titillando. Miles was thrown into a hysterical fit of laughter as the purple light from his brother's wand enveloped him. Jesse reveled in his demise. It was rare to see the older Tuck so carefree and without a stern look on his face. He watched as he rolled on the ground, loud belly laughter filling the air. He took a seat and crossed his legs, resting his chin in his hands. A smug smile was plastered on his face as he listened to Miles swears.

"Such a potty mouth. Ma would be ashamed," he tsked. Miles was too busy giggling to respond. When the effects of the spell finally wore off, he was weak from the tickling and took a moment to breathe before trying to stand. Jesse was still a little fed up about how Miles had played dirty (though he really hadn't, Jesse is just mischievous and petty) so just when was finally on his feet again, he cast the jelly legs jinx. He looked like Bambi trying to walk for the first time. He tried to take a step and crumbled to the ground.

"Shithead," Miles said, though he accepted the offered hand and stood on shaky legs. Jesse beamed up at him.

"So, you think I'll be able to handle myself once you're gone?"

Miles looked at him, a reluctant smile finding its way onto his face. He shook his head fondly, "Yeah, I think you're gonna be just fine." There was a moment of silence before, "Just don't do anything too stupid."

#tuck everlasting au collab #tuck everlasting #tuck everlasting musical #tuck everlasting au #hogwarts au #hogwarts #harry potter #harry potter au #miles tuck #jesse tuck #tuck everlasting fic #tuck everlasting tickle fic #ticklish!miles

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diningpageantry · 5 years

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Scales, Fins, and other Fishy Daydreams

Archive Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18215168/chapters/43151156

Chapter 3/10 of It’s A Handheld Disaster

Word Count: 1553

Chapter Summary: Baz takes Simon's shitpost text a step further, and the outcome ends up spreading a few rumors.

SIMON

bi-sammy: sammy would still fuck huxley if he looked like the fish from shape of water

I grin smugly at my screen, sitting in a dark room with nothing shining but my mobile. The shutters stay shut, and the light from the bottom of the doorway barely filters into the room. It’s just me, this scratchy blanket, and Baz, somewhere else in England on another screen. I absolutely adore that.

gaystrell: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave.jpg

Sometimes, I catch myself smiling. Other times, I elect to ignore how real it feels. It’s weird, given that it feels like I’m just chatting with someone who I see everyday. The casualness of this reminds me of texting Penny in the afternoon on a Thursday.

Except, given the current time, it could be interpreted as more intimate than that of a friend’s text.

8am on a Saturday is usually a time reserved for comfort. For staying warm with someone you care about. Instead, I’m just messaging Baz.

bi-sammy: because im right

bi-sammy: hear me out here ive got a brilliant idea

gaystrell: whoever taught you the definition of a brilliant idea was clearly misleading you

bi-sammy: dont be an arse until youve heard it

bi-sammy: wanker

gaystrell: you’re truly proving your point

bi-sammy: ANYWAY

bi-sammy: shape of water au

bi-sammy: thats all

gaystrell: i’m appalled.

gaystrell: hold on.

I don’t think much of it. Occasionally, he disappears for an hour to two. I don’t bother asking, assuming it’s none of my business, but I do tend to worry a bit. I hope he’s alright.

After clicking off my phone, my head settles against my pillow as my eyes fall shut.

There’s something about this. There’s something about him. It’s a bit hard to pinpoint what it is, but the overwhelming feeling of comfort I have in the notifications I get from him just answering my bullshit is incredibly welcomed. He’s semisweet. I don’t know why I didn’t see it earlier, but he’s a fantastically bitter person.

My head slowly turns over, eyes opening and straining in the darkness.

I hate my empty room.

I hate the absence of comfort--I hate the plainness of these walls.

I want to say I hate my foster dad, but I also feel like I’m not allowed to say that. Not because the system will take me again and throw me back (even though I could have left a year back, if I was still in it). Instead, I feel like I shouldn’t hate him. Theoretically, I should be thankful for what I have. I’m not in a boy’s home, and I haven’t been since I was 11, but the remnants remain. The fights don’t go away, and neither do the weeks of starvation.

Still, I sort of despise living here under Davy.

That’s what he makes me call him. His name. His nickname. Not dad; of course not dad. He’s had me in his care for roughly six years, but he’s still Davy to me.

Shitty fucking Davy, with his strict curfews and practically using me as a housemaid because he’s too cheap to care for himself.

Shitty fucking Davy, not letting me add anything to my room because the day I turn 18, I’m out of here until his next kid (and cheque, apparently) come in. Told me I’d wreck the walls and ruin his furniture if I did put anything on it, too.

So that’s what I’ve got. Blank walls, blank furniture, blank everything. It’s like a jail cell for a bedroom, and everything I’ve got to show for myself is in a backpack and two dresser drawers/

But, at least, I own my mobile.

Every summer job, mixed with odds and ends shit and whatever I can do for my bill. It’s all mine, and Davy can’t fucking touch it.

Maybe that’s why, when I feel it buzz against my chest, it makes me feel more alive. It’s a reminder of all that work just to be able to talk to someone freely.

Arguably, the best feeling in the goddamn world.

I grab it and flip it over. It’s just an email about uni.

Fuck.

I end up scrolling through tumblr for a little while, doing nothing but liking and reblogging a thing here or there. It takes a little while before a little drop down falls from the top of my screen.

gaystrell: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r7Wkwj7MSFk0--DgquHGhYVBbqneEYq0J01t0uMRmxA/edit?usp=sharing

gaystrell: feel the need to apologize before you click the link, but then again, you asked for this hell

When I click on it, it pulls up a doc titled just “crackfic”, and I’m floored with the first sentence alone.

“Fuck my fish ass harder, daddy.”

My hand flies up, covering my mouth as I practically wheeze as quietly as possible. A few paragraphs in and I’m nearly crying into my palm, muffling my laughter as I read through pages upon pages of the most ridiculous fic I’ve ever laid my eyes upon.

I check the word count out of pure curiosity, and it somehow makes me laugh harder.

bi-sammy: holy fucking shit

bi-sammy: i swear to god if you don’t post that i will

gaystrell: already in the process of making the archive post

gaystrell: i seriously believe you underestimate my sincere ability to be the biggest dick on the street

bi-sammy: i dont know whether or not u meant that as ur literal dick or the big dick energy in making that a post but id probably agree with you in both

bi-sammy: tag me in the post pls i want to be the first to reblog it

gaystrell: you’re a ridiculous, sad, little man

gaystrell: of course i’ll tag you

Within minutes, it’s uploaded with the absolute worst slew of Archive tags attached to it, and as soon as he tags me in his post, I tap the notification.

Scales, Fins, and other Fishy Daydreams

Word Count: 3,192

Summary: Fish!Huxley and Sam get it on Shape of Water style

@bi-sammy this is your fault (you're welcome)

I immediately slam like and pull up reblog, rapidly typing out my response before posting.

absolute madman. cant believe youve done this. i trust you with my entire life.

As usual, he's quick to reblog back.

anything for the absolute pain in my life x

Smiling shamelessly, I ride on the moment's high as our conversation stays out in the world. I quite enjoy this version of his softness. The public, taunting replies to mine. In all this time of following him, I can't really recall him ever being this friendly with anyone but me.

Makes me feel special. Maybe too much so.

BAZ

The jarring shock of the seemingly endless notifications rattles me momentarily speechless.

It isn't even 15 minutes after I'd replied to Snow and there's already a few people reblogging it with comments about him and I. A quick “i ship y'all’ to “powermove of the century”. Each make me flush deeper as the replies flood in.

If I were to be practical, I'm aware that I shouldn't be so flustered over the concept of us being a couple. It's most likely my overactive, sad, lonely imagination, but the idea of being loved just makes me blush. Especially since it's someone who doesn't seem to absolutely loathe me.

gaystrell: are you reading these?

bi-sammy: the what?

bi-sammy: i have. nothing to read. i cant read.

gaystrell: use your two remaining brain cells look at the notes for the crackfic

bi-sammy: holy shit

bi-sammy: im cackling

A notification pops up, making me snort this time. I pull up the post and send it off to him without a second thought.

gaystrell: sent a post

gaystrell: “sounds like something huxley would do for sam”

bi-sammy: stop im gonna piss myself shits too fucking funny

I pull it back up, scrolling down to reblog and adding a quick reply that, in all honesty, I should have thought out more. Secretly, part of me is glad that I sent it.

huxley wishes he was this smooth ;)

Within seconds, replies flood in from everywhere. From jokes about Snow and I possibly dating to the concept of Huxley writing (purposefully) shitty homoerotica about himself as a fishman. I quite like the conversation about the latter, while the former makes my chest knot in ways inexplicable.

Going through the notes makes me smile, even if it's mildly embarrassing. The amount of times I've seen the eyes emoji used is definitely excessive, but still somewhat welcomed.

Even my archive has a few comments already, although more based around the fic itself. More ironically, though, is the one person who probably took it seriously and just commented, “Nice fic!” I love the abundance of shameless appreciation for obscure fanfiction in the depths of this community.

Snow's messages roll down my mobile screen as I'm checking the comments, continuously replacing the previous message for the top slot.

bi-sammy: mate

bi-sammy: i love you

bi-sammy: also every time you reblog something of mine i get like 5 followers

bi-sammy: if you mention me i get 10

bi-sammy: youre???????????? a god????????

bi-sammy: can i marry you????????????

I slowly close my laptop, eyes on my phone with an absolutely gleeful grin.

gaystrell: when and where?

#carry on #fanfiction #fanfic #fic #mine #it's a handheld disaster #snowbaz #simon snow #tyrannus basilton grimm-pitch #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #baz pitch #simon #baz

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thesoftdumbass · 6 years

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Yallneedtrek’s Writing Anniversary Challenge

Hi you guys! So, I’ve been wanting to host a writing challenge for a while, and now seems like a good time to do so. November 30th marks the 2 year anniversary of when I started posting my fanfiction, starting out with a whopping 649 words on this Charles Xavier fic. Things have changed since then, I’ve written a lot more and joined a few fandoms since then, made some friends, and all in all enjoyed my time here on tumblr.

So if anybody would like to join my writing challenge, here are some things to remember while entering/posting:

~To enter the writing challenge, you must send me an ASK with a character or ship, and AU, AND a prompt from the lists below. (If you send anonymously or have multiple blogs, make sure that I know which blog you will be posting on)

~All entries are due by November 30th, 2018. There is no cut-off date to enter the challenge, as long as you think you can finish, you can enter whenever. (I will post occasional reminders and tag everybody who signed up!)

~Characters/ships can be used multiple times, as can AUs, but prompts can only be used once.

~If there’s a character/ship not on the list but that belongs in my fandoms, you can message me if you’d like to write for them and get my okay!

~You can use any writing genre: fluff, smut, angst, whatever. I would prefer angst-y fics to end happily, though!

~Important! When posting, please include Warnings, Word Count, and a Summary. Also, add a “Read More” if your fic is over 400 words so we don’t clog up everybody’s dash!

~When posting your fic, tag my blog and use the tag #yallneedtrekwritingchallenge, and send the post to me directly to make sure that I’ve seen it. I will reblog all of the fics and add them all to a masterlist to be shared when all entries are posted!

Have fun writing, lovelies!

Characters and Ships - Choose one:

Star Trek-

Jim Kirk

McKirk

Montgomery “Scotty” Scott

Spock

Pavel Chekov

Wonder Woman-

Steve Trevor

WonderTrev

Avengers-

Steve Rogers

Stucky

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

Loki Odinson

Thor Odinson

Urban boys-

Leonard “Bones” McCoy

Gavin Magary

Siberius Vaako

Black Hat

Eomer

John Kennex

Any Karl Urban character, really

Other-

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Lance Tucker

Carter Baizen

Wynonna Earp

Doc Holliday

AU’s - Choose one:

Soulmate

Firefighter

Royal

Fake dating / fake married

Supernatural (any supernatural creature/phenomenon)

Neighbors

University / Fellow Professors

Artist

Flower Shop

Vikings

Called / texted the wrong number

Body Swap

Bartender

Motorcycle Club

Roadtrip

Book Shop / Library

Office

Coffee Shop

Arranged Marriage

Roommate

Writing Prompts - Choose one:

1. “But I’m not wearing pants”

2. “Why were you in a dumpster?”

3. “Just give me the ____ and nobody gets hurt”

4. “Lick me all you want, I’m not moving my hand”

5. “I did not kidnap you! I anything, I adult-snatched you.”

6. “Didn’t you ever stop and think that there’s a reason I’m here?”

7. “Next time you come in my room to scare me, try picking a better hiding spot than behind the curtains.”

8. “What do you suggest we do?”

9. “Are you okay? I’ve never seen you turn down food.”

10. “Are those my underwear?”

11. “Will you just stop talking?” “Make me.”

12. “Did you just make a joke?”

13. “And you say I’m the dramatic one”

14. “Don’t get your hopes up”

15. “Subtlety is not your strong suit”

16. “My mind does not immediately jump to murder. Oh who am I kidding, of course it does!”

17. “Do you smell something burning?”

18. “No you are not Batman, stop saying that!”

19. “If you don’t stop talking in song quotes, I swear I will end you”

20. “Who ever said that I hate you?”

21. “Who thought it was a good idea to give (him/her/them) coffee?”

22. “What is that incessant beeping?”

23. “Here, take my jacket”

24. “Say hello to your cat for me”

25. “Who are you talking to?”

26. “Stay, please”

27. “Are you dead?” “Yes.”

28. “Next time you need help, don’t come to me”

29. “Can anybody tell me why my house is on fire?!”

30. “Are you crying?” “No! Shut up.”

31. “Stop screaming, it’s just me.”

32. “Jealous is not a good look on you”

33. “Is my leg supposed to bend that way?”

34. “I would rather be stuck on a deserted island with literally anybody but you”

35. “If you get ‘Let it Go’ stuck in my head one more time, I will never speak to you again.”

36. “I am too tired to deal with your happy disposition today”

37. “That line was so cheesy, it hurts.”

38. “Can you not be sarcastic just for once?”

39. “I told you this was a bad idea”

40. “Do not throw up on me”

41. “I’m just gonna keep talking until you smile”

42. “If you’re trying to seduce me, I would reconsider.”

43. “Can I kiss you?”

44. “I must be going crazy”

45. “Do I spy a tattoo?”

46. “Am I turning into a vampire?”

47. “No, you cannot borrow my laptop! You remember what happened the last time.”

48. “Just hug me before I put someone’s head through a wall.”

49. “If you can’t tell, I am very angry.”

50. “Are those little unicorns on your boxers?”

51. “You dropped something”

52. “You must be new here”

53. “Can we watch movies and cuddle?”

54. “I love you, I hope you know that.”

55. “I need you to stop laughing and come help me”

56. “Next time, I pick the music.”

57. “Can I kill (them)?”

58. “If you can go one hour without talking, I will kiss you”

59. “Stop saying that”

60. “You’re ridiculous”

61. “I’d hate to ruin such a sweet moment, but we have to go.”

62. “Oh, I almost forgot you were here”

63. “Is it true what they say?”

64. “Is that what I think it is?”

65. “You’ve got no sense of self-preservation”

66. “You’re worrying me”

67. “Get away from me”

68. “Don’t say that”

69. “Sometimes I wish I never met you”

70. “Can you stop poking me?”

71. “Don’t tell me to calm down, you’re covered in blood!”

72. “Will you tell me a story?”

73. “There might be a small…large…dent in your car, but please don’t kill me, I can explain!”

74. “I just want to drink chocolate milk and take a nap.” “You are a grown adult.”

75. “Are you drunk?”

76. “It looks like there was a train wreck in here”

77. “You lost the bet, you know what that means”

78. “I shouldn’t be here.” “Then why are you?”

79. “I’m not going with you dressed like that”

80. “Who else is going to save you from yourself?”

81. “What kind of name is that?”

82. “That is a lot of- what even is that?”

83. “That doesn’t look like fun, it looks like a death trap”

84. “So this is what betrayal looks like”

85. “Who started the food fight?”

86. “What, my poetry isn’t good enough for you?” “You just recited Dr. Seuss.”

87. “I’ve been shot!” “Relax, it’s just a nerf bullet.”

88. “You’re trying too hard, you need to just relax.”

89. “You look like the poster-child for bad decisions”

90. “Could you be any more oblivious?”

91. “Shut your whore mouth”

92. “Say that to my face, you soggy piece of pizza”

93. “You are such a moldy shower curtain”

I really hope you guys have fun writing, and I’m looking forward to reading all of your amazing fics! If you have any questions, feel free to message me or send an ask. Love you all!

I’m adding everyone on my tag list and Urban Shitposting group just in case you want to join or signal boost!

@deanxfuckingadorablexwinchester @mad-girl-without-a-box @cd1242 @space-helen @izzy10718 @feelmyroarrrr @bookcaseninja @musikat18 @kickingitwithkirk @auduna-druitt @garnet-redtailedhero @bubblegum-star-trek @reading-in-moonlight @cuddlememerrick @loststarlight @fireboltrose7559 @lauuerodz @bkwrm523 @fearofdeathkeepsusalive @goingknowherewastaken @annathewitch @outside-the-government @queenmismatched @thefanficfaerie

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winteriron-trash · 6 years

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About Me/FAQ

Hey, welcome to my blog! This is my -well, usually- Marvel-centric blog that has everything WinterIron, Bucky Barnes, and Tony Stark, as well as some general shitposts of my own wild adventures. I figured it’s best to keep up this trend of updating my ‘About Me’ page every follower milestone. So thank you all so much for over 3,000 followers, I never expected to break that many followers, let alone in less than a year on Tumblr. I appreciate each and everyone one of you, so really, thank you for sticking around with my bullshit.

Per the usual, I don’t do drama, I don’t do discourse. If you have a serious problem with me or anything I’ve written/done on this blog, please take it up with me personally. I will delete anon hate (if I get any, I haven’t gotten any yet…) and I think it’s all just pointless. I can be salty and derpy sometimes, but I will never purposely say something malicious. I’m not here for that negativity.

Now, to the FAQs.

Do you have an Ao3/Pillowfort/other social media?

I do have an Ao3, you can find me at Gothic_Lolita. I don’t cross-post everything, and a lot of my stuff on Ao3 isn’t WinterIron or even Bucky or Tony-centric, so if you’d like to see some other stuff I write, feel free to check over there. I don’t have a Pillowfort, nor do I plan on getting one. It took me forever to get this platform right, I’m not in the place to bother learning how to navigate a new one. I don’t do Snapchat or Instagram or Twitter because I am not nearly basic or cool enough for that stuff. The only social media I use is Tumblr and Pinterest, and trust me, my Pinterest is nothing interesting enough to be worth linking.

Do you have a tagging system?

I’m… trying, honestly. I’m trying to adjust my tags and systems because of the… wildness Tumblr is having with blocking and purging certain tags. I try to be funny in my tags, and I swear a lot, and apparently ‘fuck’ is being filtered out of the tag search, so that’s fun and completely screwed me over. As it stands, the important tags are ‘winteriron-trash writes’ (my writing tag), ‘shitposting with becca’ (any wild shitposts of my own sad creation), ‘not about marvel’ (any posts that are my general bullshittery and not Marvel related), ‘becca gives mediocre writing advice’ (a new tag I’m trying to use that’ll tag any post that I give writing advice on), ‘becca spills the tea’ (a tag for whenever I post my metas or opinions on Marvel characters, plots, etc), and the citrus scale which I explain in a post here

Do you write original fiction?

Yes, but I rarely, if ever, post it. I think I have all of one poem on Tumblr, any absolutely nothing original on Ao3. I write original works all the time, especially poetry and novels, but I’m super shy about being vulnerable and putting my stuff out there. I do wanna post my original writing somehow, but considering a fandom blog and Ao3 aren’t really the place for it, I’ll just keep it all hidden inside of me, and one day I’ll die. You’re more than welcome to ask me about any of my original writings, trust me, I am always willing to ramble about the shit I write, it’s pathetic.

What type of fanfiction do you write?

For this blog, mostly WinterIron fics or gen fics focused on Bucky or Tony. I do write about OT3s on here occasionally, but they usually include WinterIron in some way. Most of the time. I’ve somehow gotten to writing some weird stuff lately, to be honest. I’ll work with MCU, Sony Venom, and Spiderverse characters and canon, with the occasionally comic canon shoved in there. I have occasionally written crossover content with DC characters, but that usually relies on comic versions -or at least my own remixes of them- rather than the DCEU. On my masterlist, you can check out all the things I’ve written!

What are your ships besides WinterIron? NOTPs?

I’ll ship almost anything, and I’m a huge fan of rarepairs/interesting relationships simply to explore the possibilities of it, particularly when they include Bucky or Tony. My top OTPs besides WinterIron are currently Phlint, FalconShield, and BlackPepper. As for NOTPs, I strongly dislike Stucky, Stuckony, Thorki, and Staron for reasons of just not being able to see those characters together romantically. Feel free to send me the wildest rarepair your mind can think of, chances are I’ve probably already thought of it myself so I’d love the chance to ramble about/write for it. I’m a big fan of weird OT3s as well, just see the weird shit on my masterlist.

Are you in any fandoms besides Marvel?

I’m into DC, Star Trek, classic literature, Percy Jackson/HoO/Kane Chronicles, She-Ra, Carmen Sandiego, indie gaming, Supernatural, vulture culture, HYDRA Trash Party, and musicals. Yes, I’m aware I was born to be a geek. Trust me, I’ve grown very used to it.

Do you take prompts?

Honestly, sending me a prompt/headcanon/idea is a shot in the dark. I have prompts sitting in my inbox that has been there for about a year that I’ve been meaning to write. Chances are if you send me a prompt yes I’ve seen it, yes I think it’s lovely, but god I do not have the time. Occasionally a prompt will really grab my eye and I’ll just have to write something for it, but sometimes even that can take months to finish. Don’t be surprised if you send me a prompt and I randomly fill it seven months later. I’m prone to doing so. I love being tagged in existing prompt/headcanon posts and asked to write it (as I have a bad habit of hijacking posts to write stuff for them to begin with…) just know that once again the chances of me writing it are about a 50/50. Also, make sure the OP is okay with you asking me to write it, it’s never my intention to steal someone else’s spotlight, I just want to take cool ideas and throw my two cents in.

Is there anything you won’t write?

Drugs and alcohol are hard nos for me. They’re personal triggers that if you really want to know more about, you can send me an ask or message about. If I’ve listed something as a NOTP, I will not write anything with it. I strongly dislike writing kid fics, mundane AUs, damsel in distress Tony fics, and A/B/O, but I’m willing to work with an idea if it’s good enough. It really depends on the situation.

Do you offer writing advice/reviews?

Yep! I’m down to answer any questions on writing fanfic or just writing in general. I love talking about writing and all that. Seriously, I like talking about writing almost as much as I like talking about Marvel. I’m more than open to reading a few chapters of your fic or book or whatever and telling you my honest thoughts, but I probably won’t have time to read all of it if it’s more than 5k long, because I’m just a busy person. And I will be honest because I want to be helpful. Don’t ask me for my honest opinion if you just want your ego stroked.

Can I ask your opinion on [insert topic here]?

Always. I am always open to sharing my honest opinions, regardless of backlash I’ll receive for it. I’d rather be my honest self online -the one place I can be my honest self- then a fake mask made to please others. Whether it be fandom ships, in-universe meta, or non-fandom related topics, feel free to ask me. I love talking meta, or just general thoughts and opinions on random stuff. Trust me, I’m far too opinionated for my own good. Ask literally anyone who’s met me.

How long have you been writing?

All seventeen years of my sad, sad life. I loved writing stupid little stories when I was a kid, that slowly morphed into shitty “books”, then I went through a poetry phase in junior high, and when I was about 14 I wrote my first fanfiction. I posted my first fanfic when I was 15, and have been posting fanfiction for over a year and a half now. I started Tumblr in late February but didn’t start writing fics here until about March because I am a shy bitch.

Aaaaaaand now for some stupid shit about me you didn’t ask for.

My name is Becca, or Winter, or Dumbass, whatever you prefer, and I’m a dumbfuck 17 yr old lesbian from upstate New York. (The ‘upstate’ part is important. Don’t ask me if I live in NYC. Just don’t.) I’m a junior in high school and planning to study English and Marketing in college, to hopefully become an editor. Hopefully. I’m actually a pretty boring and dumb bitch, which makes it all the more concerning that I am steadily gaining popularity on this hellsite. Someone help me.

I mentioned some of my interests above, but some other stuff I’m into includes knitting, playing piano, tea, collecting (hoarding) notebooks, photography, editing, music, and being a general idiot. I’m a wild child in ripped jeans and a leather jacket, which should not fool you because I’m far too shy and afraid of everything to be cool like that. I sound a lot cooler online because I’ve gotten so used to online interactions from making friends and running my own Discord server, but in real life I am unrecognizable. I’ve been in a grade of 60 people with the same people since kindergarten and some of them still don’t know my name.

I’m mentally ill and all that, but we’re working on getting… better. Writing schedules are a mess from me and sometimes I’m falling apart so, that’s fun. It doesn’t usually affect my blog because I internalize that shit, but occasionally the self-deprecating humor can get to be a little too close to the truth. And just the general spastic nature of my blog reflects the utter chaos of my mind.

So anyway, that’s me, please be my friend. Also, because this seems to come up more and more. Please don’t be afraid of me/intimidated by me. I know I look all cool and popular, but I am literally a hot mess just like the rest of us. If you want to climb your way into my messages and just,,,, scream at me about something you think I’d like, or just scream in general, go ahead. I really won’t mind, I promise. I need… friends, or so my therapist tells me.

Oh, and here’s a face reveal.

Yes, I am that absolute idiot of a person, lying splat in the middle of my elementary playground field for,,,, reasons???? I don’t really remember the story behind that picture tbh, but it’s my entire personality in a single picture, so I dig it.

And here’s my actual face, with a cheap ring in my mouth and a fox filter because I thought I looked cute, okay? Leave me be.

Tadah.

I swear I’m funny and talented sometimes, please like me.

As always, feel free to send me an ask or a message about anything you’d like.

Check out my Masterlist if you want, and join my Discord Server.

#about me #personal #not about Marvel #now you know who i am #updated #3k

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xyloophones · 6 years

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excuse the mess it made

i guess?? a tentative part 2 to the gay mixtape au with @thecookiemonster77 which literally started from a shitpost. i hope yall are happy

Against his better judgement, Yuuri calls the station again the next day.

He doesn’t plan to, it’s just–– well, Viktor was very cute in psych today. And he kept glancing back at Yuuri and giving him little endearing half-waves while their professor droned on about child brain development and, wow, he has the prettiest eyes and––

Listen, Yuuri never claimed to be a functional gay.

He’s been thinking about his call all day, flipping between feeling mortified and wanting to melt into the floor with happiness. Talking to Viktor yesterday, even briefly, was the highlight of his day. The way that Viktor had said Yuuri’s name, his voice all low and sweet and wow––

Again. Not very functional.

Half-way through his usual stretches, Yuuri decides that he can’t possibly embarrass himself anymore than he already has. He picks up the phone.

“And that was Get You by Daniel Caesar, featuring Kali Uchis. Another one for the playlist… and it seems like we already have a caller! I hope it’s Yu–– uh, I mean, I hope they have some unique things to say! Hello, caller!”

“Um,” Yuuri squeaks, “h-hi, again. It’s Yuuri from yesterday.”

“Yuuri!” Viktor exclaims, loud enough that Yuuri worries he blew out his mic. “Hi! Hello, welcome back! I was hoping you’d call again!”

“Oh?” Yuuri can’t help it. Something in his chest blooms, his heart thumping a hopeful melody. He cradles his phone against his cheek. “That’s–– I wasn’t sure if it was okay to call again….”

“You can call me anytime,” Viktor sighs. There’s the sound of someone clearing their throat in the background and Viktor amends, “I mean at the station. You can call me anytime, here at the station.”

“Airtime, Vitya!” Someone in the background shouts. Viktor huffs.

“Take your lunch break, Yakov, I’m having a conversation. Anyway, Yuuri, did you call for any particular reason?”

“Um, you mentioned a playlist earlier? Is that the one for your Mystery Boy?”

Something crashes at the station.

“O-Oh, that playlist, yeah that’s… for him. If you–– or anyone!–– could, um, help me come up with songs for my Mystery Boy, that would be great. Yes.”

Viktor’s voice pitches up awkwardly at the end. Yuuri hopes he isn’t making him uncomfortable by asking.

“Well, I have some recommendations if you’d like me to––”

“Please! Any advice you would have would be greatly appreciated, specifically any advice that you’d say would personally work if say hypothetically someone were to try to woo you specifically. Any personal favorite songs would be great!”

“Ah, okay? Give me a second.” Yuuri delicately ignores the slight manic edge to Viktor’s voice. Wow, he must really like this guy if he’s this desperate for advice, from Yuuri of all people. Yuuri crosses the studio and bends over to sort through his bag, pulling out a battered blue notebook. “I love music a lot, so I have a couple of songs to recommend.”

“Oh?”

Yuuri hums quietly, thumbing through the pages of his notebook to find the list he’d written down earlier. “Yeah, I’m a dance major so I listen to a lot of music in a lot of different genres. It’s one of the reasons I love your show so much. You play such a wide range of songs.”

“You l-love my show?”

“I’m a big fan.” Yuuri catches sight of himself in the mirrored studio walls. He’s blushing bright pink. “Um, anyway, Think Bout You by Frank Ocean is a good song for the playlist. Frank Ocean has a bunch of other great songs, too.”

“I know! I love him! That’s funny, I was just thinking about adding this song in.”

“I guess you could say we’re on the same wavelength.”

“Wave––did you–– Yuuri, was that a pun? On sound waves?”

“I know, I know,” Yuuri chuckles, “Sorry, that was awful.”

“It was perfect,” Viktor breathes out. “You’re perfect.”

Yuuri doesn’t really know how to respond to that besides helplessly, looking out the window towards the blocky radio station building. Over the radio, a door slams. Viktor swears in Russian.

“Is everything okay?”

There are muffled sounds of a scuffle and some unintelligible yelling. Yuuri hears someone shout “you’re cutting into my airtime!” Eventually, Viktor comes back, sounding out of breath and irritated.

“I’m so sorry, I’m going to have to cut this short. Someone can’t wait his turn.”

“Your time slot ended 8 minutes ago and you have 15 backed-up calls,” Someone in the background grumbles.

“That’s it for the Stammi Vicino show today, but–– Yuuri?”

“Hmm?”

“Call back tomorrow?”

Yuuri grins. “Definitely.”

#prompt #gay mixtape au #partner in gay crime #there ive done it and yall can stop @ ing me #im kidding this was pretty fun n im like in luv w this au #wish me luck i have a midterm in like 4 hours and yet here i am #anyway #i stan frank ocean #chanel is a bi anthem and ill fight anyone who says otherwise

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jsctens · 6 years

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Current favorite stranger things blogs? or friends

OH boy do i have a list for you. sorry anon, i hope you’re ok with me screaming about how great my mutuals are

(this is no particular order btw) (also!! everyone if i used the wrong pronouns please let me know and i will fix it)

@vwheeler (the dustin to my steve! val is already one of my favourites and i’ve known her for one day. also? she’s always the first one to share new content, like where would we all be without her? probably lost and still wondering when S2 is going to come out tbh)

@rhapsodyinblueyellowgreen (my 4 years older twin sister! grace has some of the best fics around anon, and she’s your gal if you want to be blessed constantly with the cutest lumax and mileven posts)

@strange-thangs (my other twin! ross’ blog is the best for all your el and hop angst and flangst (fluff + angst) needs. like seriously, he knows those characters better than the duffers, probably. all the proof is in his incredible writing. also, he’s hella funny, his shitposts are A+++)

@jane-el-hopper (lucy’s fics are so incredible, every time she posts one i gotta reread it 78 times and appreciate how perfect the writing is. and, her shitposting is also the best. you won’t find anyone funnier and cooler on this site than lucy.)

@thezoomermax (rachel’s lumax fics are STUNNING. every. single. one. like really, rachel if you’re reading this what the hell did you do to get so good? i didn’t even know that level of talent could exist in the world. plus anon! she posts lots other cool things you might be interested in, like teen wolf and harry potter)

@bubblynancy (my girl anna!!! yet another talented fic writer (why is everyone so good i cant handle it) and her blog has pretty much everything you could ask for. stranger things, IT, the maze runner, harry potter and a lot more. i aspire to have an acc as amazing as anna’s)

@clericwil (first off, let’s talk about how aesthetically pleasing gemma’s theme is. it’s so pretty i cry. second, she’s got some of, if not the best byeler fics around!! she posts all the prettiest and all the best st content)

@puzzlingsnark (nicole isn’t strictly stranger things, but whatever, her blog is a perfect mix of everything thats great in the world. and all her stranger things posts are so cool!! she’s got some great opinions about ships and characters, i love reading her tags!)

@the-proud-princess (ANOTHER super amazing writer. this fandom has some of the most talented people ever i swear. anyways anon, sabrina’s blog is perfect. the pinnacle of st blogging, truly)

@partwayhappy (Norm’s blog IS SO INCREDIBLE I LOVE IT SO MUCH. first off the url is perfect? like if you’re not already sold on following after seeing it idk what to tell you anon. this is one of my favourite st blogs ever)

@maplestreet83 (guess what? kaisa is ONE MORE amazing fic writer to add to the everlasting list. kaisa’s blog is the best balance of beautiful fics and beautiful posts.)

@moodyandmoonyeyed (marah is the nicest person you’ll ever meet. 100%. and her blog is great for harry potter, phenomenal fics, and stranger things conent in general. she’s so talented, words can’t describe tbh)

@janeswheeler (aka writer of the most iconic mileven enemies to lovers fic “I Want to Ki** You”. your life isnt complete until you’re reading that absolute gem of a story. plus, her st posts are fantastic!)

@formerlyjannafaye (okay janna’s original posts are SO SO GOOD. they always make me cry or squeal or smile like crazy. she’s got the best mileven headcanons)

@themikewheelers (tori writes the best posts about all the stranger things characters. im pretty sure its actually the duffers in disguise, because the mileven headcanons, the lumax headcanons, pretty much ALL the headcanons are so perfect and great to read)

@hannahberrie (um, if you haven’t read everybody talks, and if you’re not reading strings attached you are seriously missing out. plus! hannah’s gifs and moodboards are always gorgeous)

@she-who-the-river-could-not-hold (kathryn literally invented lumax. no one can write them like she does, and all her aus are so original and well thought out i cry at her talent every single time)

AND FINALLY!! here’s a quick list of some underrated blogs i love (i would totally write super long paragraphs for all of you if it werent for the fact that this post is WAY TOO LONG. i love all of these blogs so much though)

@milevenhell

@mikeswheelers

@captainwilldameron

@michael-hearteyes-wheeler

@whatswithanna

@wheezingwheeler

@paladin-wheeler

@martiegalwrites

#someone: hey uh can you give a quick list of your fave blogs #me: DID YOU MEAN GUSH ABOUT HOW TALENTED ALL MY FRIENDS ARE? OF COURSE #all of y'all are probably tired of me complimenting you #also!! if i didnt tag you know that I LOVE YOUR BLOG okay i just have bad memory and this post would be 5 years long #i love everyone #okay im done now #anon #answered

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hampermarketplace · 6 years

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alright, so I have this blessed au concept of Roxy being raised by Dave and them having the purest goddamn relationship okay

- Roxy likes to wear completely extra clothing and Dave will absolutely not stop her, she showed up to daycare in a princess gown more than once. sometimes they will also both dress up for no other reason than to go to the grocery store and have people stare at them

- Dave tells the most ridiculous fucking bedtime stories

- they’re vine and youtube famous because they make such a crazy duo of visual shitposting it’s too hilarious to not watch

- the mayor is roxy’s plushie and also a recurring character in their videos

- Roxy WILL put stickers absolutely everywhere

- they play video games and break them monster factory style. Eventually Roxy starts to take an interest in hacking and coding from there

- Roxy knows all of the swear words and isn’t afraid to use them, she also dislikes being baby talked because Dave never does it and so she did swear off and sass many adults

- despite the absurd aspects of their relationship, they are absolutely ride or die for each other. Their love is great, and they learn a lot from each other

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #dave strider #strilonde #parent au #headcanons #strilondes #pure and good #my art

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icybeanheadcanons · 7 years

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What would generic headcanons be for the Grillby of each AU? He's usually a close second for side character that gets asked about a lot, so this will hopefully help you feel out each one 💖 (I'll probably send one in tomorrow or something about the Gasters as well ^~^ Figured this would give you a thing to work on in spare time if your inbox empties again) ~

So for the skellies I had worked on them from undertale and down the list okay… Well for the Grillbys… I worked from Horrortale up to Undertale. It just worked and it was a wild experience honestly. These are long so I’m putting them under the cut so the post doesn’t look fucking ridiculous.

Undertale

Solemnby

-he’s pretty professional at work

-runs a bar still. Took a while to open BUT DAMN IT HE DID IT.

-he’s a decent height in human standards. He’s 5’11. It’s weird having people taller than him, even if he’s not the tallest around it’s still surreal.

-god damn it Classy Bean. The only reason he likes puns is because of this skeleton.

-a great listener.

-gives some pretty solid advice.

-bit of a smartass. “Man I’m tired.” “Maybe you shouldn’t stay up all night then.” “stop talking shit carl.”

-Classy Bean calls him carl time to time to annoy him. It works.

-his bar is relatively chill. Not a lot of people, and it doesn’t attract a whole lot of shady characters. Weirdos seem to be common though.

-He actually loves the liveliness of his bar. It’s perfect and he’s a proud smol business owner.

-He hires someone to do the dishes because that’s a thing he needs done. Besides that he runs it mostly himself.

-a hard worker, gets a little irritate with people who slack off but he isn’t one to snap at you for it. He just doesn’t get not giving your all.

-sarcasm. “I’m going to flip a table!” “Yes because that’ll solve all your problems.”

-He isn’t as quiet as you think and often will give a snarky comment like i’ve mentioned above.

-classical music is nice, and he often listens to it in his free time.

-mom friend who will talk sense into you.

-He says a lot of weird shit when he’s tired though like he suddenly becomes a shitpost generator.

-he’s got an average control of his heat he releases. It tends to heat up when he’s angry and flustered, and it takes a lot of discipline to control.

-don’t worry he’s not gonna burn you but if he starts heating up your skin is gonna turn pretty red.

-a pretty organized dude. Everything has a place. He doesn’t care about a mess, but he generally doesn’t make a whole lot of one before he’s cleaning again.

Underfell

Jerkby

-kind of a dick god.

-big ego. Undeserved. There is no reason for him to be this god dam cocky what the hell.

-His friendship with Red Boy is weird. It’s that one where you insult each other without meaning it. “Stop fucking drinking all the fucking mustard you freak.” “Not till you stop getting freaky with everyone that comes into this bar Jerkby.” at the end of the day they’re there for each other.

-he does sleep around a lot. Mostly one-night stands. He’d date but he hasn’t found anyone he’s really interested in that way. He’s a jerk but he’s not going to fake being interested in someone romantically god.

-Oh goodness me toll. 8 feet tall. Big fire man. Depending on how sensitive you are about your height he’s going to tease you. Are you an adorable mad or do you look like you have rabies mad?

-can he do anything besides smirk? Pssh no. Genuine smiles are rare and fleeting.

-He gives 0 fucks. He does what he wants. Within reason of course he’s not an animal.

-never killed anyone. Beat the fuck out of people? Hell yes. Nobody fucked with him. He was ruthless and no monster was ever brave enough to try and take him down. Or strong enough.

-How the fuck is fire ripped. Seriously why is he buff? Magic? PSSSSSHHH. Fine. Okay whatever.

-But seriously he’s startling strong.

-his main coat he wears looks like a pimp coat what the fuck. Are you a pimp? Don’t ask him this he’ll punch you in the face.

-whoa, amazing control of his heat. Like whoaaaaaaaaa. Witchcraft… shut up i know he’s made of magic. YOU GET THE POINT.

-a small fondness for animals. He feeds the cats in the alleyway.

-Speaking of alleyways. He’s not an entirely edgy jerk. When he was closing up he found a few homeless people digging in the dumpster behind his bar. He yelled at them and stopped them from running. He brought them inside grumbling and gave them a proper meal. He does this time to time after closing.

-Lets stray animals sleep in the bar after hours during the winter. He spends extra time cleaning because of this.

-his bar is practically a sauna alright it’s always super warm and it’s mostly because of him. He generally counteracts it with air conditioning.

-if people get rowdy in his bar and don’t listen he threatens to turn off the air conditioner. He has done this before. It gets people to suffer fairly quickly.

-not a whole lot gets to him but if you manage to push his buttons he’s quick to anger.

-PAY YOUR FUCKING TAB. He’ll hunt you down he swears to g o d.

Underswap

Sweetby

-sweet silly laugh. But laughs at inappropriate times or at inappropriate things

-He forgets heat control. Humans start sweating around him and he wonders why they all look all uncomfortable. Oh right! Silly him!

-Runs a cafe, and serves the sweetest cakes and pies in existence.

-his favorite thing to enjoy is apple cider. He can’t drink it because ow, but he enjoys the smell. Has occasionally tried to drink it because he can’t help himself he’s curious.

-Shortie. 4’8. He’s the perfect size no matter what you say.

-if you insult him he just frowns and stares at you for an uncomfortable amount of time. You’re suddenly apologizing and his demeanor shifts to a more cheerful one.

-if you’re mean you’re getting kicked out of his cafe. None of that. Nope. He’s the only menace in his cafe and that’s just because he’s trying to spoop people!

-Will use the cutest words. He adores them they make him giggle.

-Is very happy and cheerful, and loves the little lava monsters that live with him. They help run the cafe and often attract customers.

-The more the merrier in his cafe! He gets money to help his family (the lava monsters) and he gets colorful characters that he likes to chat with.

-Sweetby is a nickname that was given to him from Honey Bear. He loves it because it sounds like Sweet pea (it’s a pun actually which makes him giggle) and calling someone sweet pea is just precious and adorable.

-Adores pastels, and because of this he has the cutest cafe in the entire town.

-Sweetby has a no tolerance policy for a lot of things. Racist? Get the fuck out. Sexist? Get the fuck out. Hate gay people? O u t. He’s having none of that nasty business in his shop.

-would love to shake your hand but he doesn’t want to burn you so he’ll give you an enthusiastic wave. He’s also the type to want to kiss the back of your hand after shaking it, but with his issues with heat control, he simply blows you a kiss and gives a small wink.

-he’s very charming. Despite his odd remarks that are honestly kind of terrifying if you don’t know him very well, he’s lovely company.

-lolita fashion is adorable. He wouldn’t wear it himself, but anyone he does he completely gushes over their outfit.

-a small passion for clothes.

-has this really charming coy smile, and a lot of his regulars seem to have a small crush on him at the very least. He takes advantage of this to get them coming back again and again. He doesn’t lead them on and flirt back but he’s always very polite and kind.

Swapfell

Gruffby

-doesn’t talk much. Only for business.

-Was an arms dealer. When he did sell them to a monster he generally just ended up killing them, gathering the weapons back up and pick the rest of the cash out of the monster’s dust.

-Also ran a shooting range. Monsters were allowed to come let out frustrations. Sometimes he just had targets other times he had weaker monsters as the targets. He didn’t kill these customers since they kept on coming back.

-Nobody fucks with him. Nobody. Gruffby is hardcore and does crazy ass shit.

-bit of a temper. He flares up, scoffing. That’s about it. Not unless you provoke him.

-Provoking him is the worst thing you could do you will die a slow and painful death. What? That’s illegal? He’s angry about this now.

-there are tiny lava fire monsters living in his pockets. He’s a softy for them.

-runs a hunting for game store. (ya know like deer and elk.) He’s happy he can still sell guns, and he is very serious about his business.

-Reserves the right not to sell guns to people. If someone looks sketchy to him then you’re not getting a fucking gun dude. No. You’re yelling like a maniac at him only proves his point. Get the fuck out of his store.

-Do you got a license for that? Buddy ol pal if you don’t…. The cops are on your ass, he’s taking your shit you don’t have a license this is literally him doing the community a service. Yeah he’s a monster who’s killed but that’s not legal on the surface.

-Ends up learning about all sorts of horned animals and birds. He’s gotta know exactly what his guns are being used for to shoot.

-The tiny lava monsters like to get into a pack of bullets and melt them down. Hey you lil fucks what did he say about touching the merchandise? He’s putting them in a time out. You heard him go to the corner.

-The lava monsters crackle at him. He crackles back. It seems like they’re hissing each other.

-At home he falls asleep with the tiny monsters laying all around him.

-he has a really silly sounding giggle laugh.

-DON’T YOU LOOK AT HIM WITH THOSE PUNS. DON’T YOU DARE. he loves puns but hates his laugh.

-he can’t control his eccentric laugh so if you crack a joke he thinks is funny he’s losing his cool.

-friends with Scaryberry. He’d gotten lost in Hotland when visiting Alphys. He could see the fear as he was trying to maintain his bratty and “intimidating” behavior. He didn’t know what got a hold of him but he found himself serving him some tea.

-Loves tea. He doesn’t really get to enjoy it like he wants to but he at least enjoys the aroma of it.

-Scaryberry got him to quit smoking.

-pretty tol. He’s 6’4. If you’re short he’s going to tease you relentlessly but honestly he thinks it’s cute. Part of what he loves about Scaryberry.

-he likes sweet scents. They’re intoxicating and he adores them.

-He has about a billion candles okay, he really likes different smells.

-He’s actually secretly a huge dork that he hides with his edginess.

Horrortale

Smores

-Chillingly silent. He doesn’t like to talk a whole lot so he’s selectively mute. When he does speak it’s but a few words.

-His voice is raspy, almost like a whisper and you can hear that familiar sound of a campfire.

-For a fire he’s rather cold, literally, as a fire monster it’s alarming how much heat he lacks.

-Knows sign language and will sign rather than speak. Even if he does speak he’s signing at the same time.

-He’s fragile… He isn’t a healthy fire but one that seems to be at the brink of going out at any time. It affects his voice and his body temperature.

-spent his time in the underground hiding away after everything went to hell and his bar shut down. By the time they got out he was on the brink of death before Axe found him.

-Is still recovering mentally and physically from the underground. It took a great toll on him.

-He’s used to food being taken from him, and is a bit of a pushover. He doesn’t have the physical strength to fight back, and he doesn’t have the voice to scare anyone off. He has to suffer in silence since most monsters don’t know sign language.

-he’s angry when people take things from him. All he can do is glare at least that’s what he believes. If he’d done more in the underground at his state he would’ve been killed.

-he spaces out often and frequently. He often becomes out of touch with reality and needs constant reminds as to where he is.

-he’s smol for a monster from his au. With his decrease in strength he shrank and is a 5 foot tall bab.

-He still has bit of a bite when you talk to him, sarcastic and a bit of a smart ass at times.

-He talks in a rather cryptic way like he knows something bad is going to happen. He’s just trying to spook you. He doesn’t know shit. But it sure gives him a giggle seeing that disturb look in your eyes.

-Visits the hospital often. He’s willing to admit he needs help. He’s kind of dying so he’s constantly getting health scares and check ups.

-he enjoys Axe’s sense of humor. Axe visits him from time to time still when he has to stay overnight at the hospital. It reminds him of when the days were good.

-Since he can’t do a lot of things he’s started taken an interest in music. He has an odd selection of music, Melanie Martinez being one of many that appeals to him. His music is rather dark and unsettling, and there are a lot of strange and kind of out there songs he collects. This kind of brings him a bit of peace.

-It takes a while for paper to burn around him now. It scares him. He avoids paper at all costs unless he gets morbidly curious about how bad his health is doing. The longer it takes to burn the worse he is. He doesn’t need a reminder.

-Some days he finds he can’t get out of bed. It’s frustrating and he cries hot tears. He feels so broken and useless on these days. He’s hoping to be able to recover but some days he isn’t sure he’ll ever be able to.

-because of his disabilities he’s fallen into depression. He’s still adjusting to everything and suddenly being unable to do things has taken a toll on his mental state which is already pretty damaged.

-He’s fascinated with violins. Their shape is gorgeous, their strings seem like they’re delicate to him but they sound loud and beautiful. He wants to learn to play but if he does recover he will never be able to play again since he’d set the instrument on fire. So he admires from a distance.

-loves alice in wonderland of every shape and form. He relates more to the darker versions though.

-he’s slowly losing memories from the underground. The more they slip away the more it scares him. He isn’t sure this is how he wanted to heal. When he realizes he loses another memory he recounts what he can. Those are… Pretty fuzzy memories…

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leorugiet · 7 years

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Seriously concerned for all of you people. Honestly.

I MEAN. THANK YOU. BUT. WHY.

First I’ll thank satan for making this number popular, otherwise me picking this number would just be kinda weird. Like. Why didn’t you wait for 700. Weirdo.

So as is custom dictates, I’ll make a graphic to celebrate this, cry about it in a way that may be construed as my not appreciating it, and then sit on my ass and do nothing much other than that. And still not work on drafts.

Seriously appreciate every single one of you.

This community is, no joke, one of the best RP communities I’ve had the pleasure of writing in. Everybody is very follow happy (obviously) which already makes it great for interacting, all the very open writers, very accepting to new ideas, AU’s, canon divergence, wild crack material and rare ships and all the shitposting, glorious amounts of shitposting. It’s all very well accepted to my surprise, and I enjoy every minute of it. I’m very happy that we communicate to each other, and plot all sorts of stuff, even though I really shouldn’t be grabbing onto so many plots. *looks at my drafts and sobs*

ANYWAY. TO THE ACTUAL BIAS LIST. FOLLOW FOREVER??? APPRECIATION LIST?? I DUNNO. WHATEVER THE COOL KIDS CALL IT.

VIP (Very Important Ppl. Super Important.)

@floweringeclipse - YOU. XIXI. WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ME. I’m kidding. We rip on each other a lot. You and your wonderful art which we honestly should be more grateful you share with us. All the dumb shitposts and heart wrenching gut twisting angst we write. I think people seriously wonder what is wrong with us. I wonder this too. But I’m so happy that Iris found her way here and became the number one not-daughter in Cor’s heart. He’s very pleased even if he says he isn’t. And boy he always says he isn’t.

@gnzlngr - You decided speaking to me ooc might be a good idea and that was ur first big mistake. All the plots and cute ship stuff and even the smut stuff is just 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit. I’m very very happy I spoke with you Autumn, even if I am just shitpost extraordinaire and you can make wonderful graphics and plots and stories, and not actually shitpost 24/7 like I do. Your Prompto just. HNG. I love him, very dearly. Best most beautiful boy.

@spineshattered - Remember when u had a serious RP blog. Me neither. dasfdgfhgj, I’m very sorry u were cursed with my presence Rafi, and I know we haven’t been following each other very long but I’m glad we RP and talk ooc, and share cat toe bean pics, trading them like yu-gi-oh cards in our chat. Your Aranea is incredible, and your graphics, and everything, and I have no idea how you got stuck with me, I’m very sorry for ur loss. But you keep doing Aranea, and writing in that wonderful style. It’s great.

@rexcrystallis - Dei. Deiii. I know we don’t talk very much, but you’re kinda the gateway drug into the community. I mean that as a positive thing, I swear. Your Noctis and many magnificent headcanons make me very happy. Give the characters the treatment they deserve. I think you’re a very welcoming part of this community and it makes a load of difference honestly. Bless u for it.

@abyssn - I love your Ardyn. Hands down my first favorite Ardyn blog. I was RPing with you on my Prompto too, but now I’m mostly on Cor and just pop into my other blogs, pretending I’m active. Love your writing style. It flows, and I just, *clench fist* I need it. Bless all the characters you write, but I’m shamelessly bias to Ardyn.

@utprosiim - *Rocky Balboa voice* ADRIENNE! ;A; I’m pretty sure our first interaction is Cor crushing her to death with a rock, so, ya know, OFF TO A GREAT START. Honestly I love Adrienne, even if Cor is a bitter bitch and acts like he isn’t happy around her. I love her story, and I know it’s hard to make OC’s, it’s been like, 84 years since I tried. Bless ur heart. Beautiful smol child who would murder me for a Klondike bar probably and I’d be okay with it.

@massadamnata | @heterochromiairiidum - Keviiin, I’m very sorry I usually just shitpost about ur muses on ur dash and take off like the most oddly specific cryptid. Your muses are a work of magic, honestly, and it’s always a joy to see you, even when we’re talking about ardyn’s daemon jizz or ravus gouging his eye out, and probably you wondering why I post about shit like this, but then actually offer concise and interesting headcanons from out of nowhere, finding gold bars in these trash cans, when it’s you I know it’s going to be good <3

Also VIP - more very important ppl

I love you all, I really do, I wish I could find a nice message to say to each of you, but this’ll have to do. I enjoy interacting, seeing you on my dash, overall just being around you guys. Thank you. I mean it. You’ve made this experience very exciting, and I can’t imagine it without you guys.

HONESTLY. Bless each and everyone one of you. I’m always happy to see you guys on my dash. I’m sure there are some I missed, and I apologize, I know it’ll take me forever to remember. Some people I tagged I know aren’t active, but, I just wanted to tag them anyway. They do make my day, and I’m always happy to see them around.

And also VIP - and even more very important ppl

We’ve interacted, IC and OOC, and I’m happy you guys give me the time of day, always around either on my dash or other RP partners who actually finish their drafts, and even if we don’t interact much, I’m happy to see you guys.

SERIOUSLY. I JUST. CAN’T SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH. I really enjoy being here, and I hope I’ll find myself spending a good amount of time enjoying and writing and creating with all you guys, and many more. Thank you for following me!

#ooc #ignore me #mun speaks #long post #follow forever #what am I even doing anymore #you guys are great #thanks for following me #I was actually a bot that produced shitposts all along

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rambles-n-tumbles · 7 years

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Late Encounters

Pairing: Kim Namjoon/Jung Hoseok, Ex-Boyfriend Min Yoongi

Genre: Humor, Romance

Word Count: 1k

Summary: "I know you're just an employee and you might get in trouble for this but PLEASE let me hide behind the counter. My ex has just come in and I really don't want him to see me" AU

A/N: ‘100th post should be special,’ I thought as I shitposted. this is a small drabble from a prompt I found on @dailyau from @twinfiniity that was literally a 2 am spur of the moment written, but it made me smile so I hope you enjoy!

Namjoon didn’t know what he was expecting when he walked into his late night shift at the grocery, but it definitely wasn’t this.

“Please let me hide under the counter!” The guy was wide-eyed and freaking out, Namjoon barely able to respond before he dived towards his feet.

“I don’t think this is allowed.” Namjoon was certain there were security cameras, but the guy at his feet seemed much more afraid of something else at the moment. “What are you doing?”

“My ex just came in and I really don’t want him to see me! Please just let me hide here until he leaves, I swear, I’ll even buy something before I leave!”

Namjoon opened his mouth to reply but decided against it, instead took to peering down the aisles. He could barely make out a figure glancing between the ramen and chips, a large black hoodie taking up most of his body. The man had deep bags under his eyes, though that much was expected when you find yourself at a grocery store at almost 2 am. Turning back to the panicking man under his counter, he couldn’t really see the connection between the two.

“Are you sure that’s your ex?” A very enthusiastic nod assured him that yes, the man hiding at his feet was indeed a person of disinterest at the moment. Stepping backward, he glanced back at the guy wandering through the store before a chiming bell dragged his attention to the door.

“Good evening!” The young woman walking through the door nodded at him, hair pulled up into a tight ponytail with light makeup brushed over her face. He did a double take before squatting down to the man still trembling near his shoes.

“Are you sure she isn’t your ex? You look like her type.” This only got him a slap on the arm and a hiss of ‘do I not look gay enough to you?’ in response. He couldn’t be blamed though, he thought as he let himself stare at the nervous stranger. His hair was done nicely, bangs parted slightly to the side and a jean jacket tossed over a gray hoodie making him look much nicer than anyone should this late at night. Namjoon stood, stiffening when he realized who was approaching his register and quickly cleared his throat.

“Hello, find everything alright?” The man grunted back, putting down a couple bags of ramen and a bottle of wine on the counter as Namjoon felt the guy at his feet stiffen in silence. “Is that all?”

“Yeah, I actually want to wake up tomorrow morning.” The man was much paler up close, Namjoon noted, and terrifyingly so with torn black jeans matching the hood over his head. He could barely see strands of mint green hair falling over his forehead, and once again Namjoon felt urged to connect the dots between this man and the one under him. Literally.

“Alright, your total comes to-” A thump shook the two of them, Namjoon feeling the figure under him grip his pant leg tightly. The pale man in front of him was suddenly much more awake as he locked eyes with Namjoon, who was all too aware of the brunette gripping him for life. He thought he could hear mumbles of prayers falling from the guy’s lips, but they could've just been him.

“Uh, keep the change.” The man passed Namjoon a twenty, taking the bag of groceries Namjoon held out to him before quickly walking out the door. Turning, Namjoon watched him turn the corner away from the store before dropping to his knees.

“What was that -oh my gosh are you okay?” The brunette was gripping his head, pain written over his face as he exhaled loudly.

“He’s gone, right? Please tell me he’s gone!” Namjoon nodded, letting the guy drop into his arms with relief. “Oh finally! I was so scared, I thought he would check under the counter and see me and I honestly can’t handle a confrontation this late at night!”

Namjoon wasn’t sure if it was the fact that he watched the guy freak out at the sight of another individual or that he was finally relaxed but he let himself notice the small features on the man's face. When he noticed the small dimples on either side of his mouth, he smiled gently as the guy continued rambling.

The woman now standing at the register cleared her throat in an attempt to drag Namjoon’s attention away from the man’s heart shaped grin. When had Namjoon thought a smile was capable of being so pretty? He quickly rang her up, the woman apparently numb to the brunette’s -his name was Hoseok, Namjoon now learned- storytelling as he stood, beginning to wander through the aisles.

“You know you don’t actually have to buy anything.” Hoseok shook his head, insisting on paying for something. He said it was because Namjoon had been so kind to him, tugging a silly grin out of him he didn't know he owned. Namjoon didn’t think he would be so grateful if he knew how concerned Namjoon was for the sun because that smile he kept throwing at him was so bright he was sure the stars were ten seconds away from losing their jobs.

“Namjoon, right? Thank you again, you really saved me tonight.” Hoseok grinned again and Namjoon wondered why he was so reluctant to let the guy drape himself over his leg in the first place.

“No problem, though if you’re still grateful there is something you could give me.” Hoseok tilted his head, a small smile playing on his lips as Namjoon prayed he sounded as cool as he did in his mind.

“Oh really? What’s that?”

“Your phone number. I’d like to meet you someplace where we don’t have to worry about your ex walking in.”

#bts #lgbtqbangtan.net #bts fanfiction #bts fanfic #namseok #kim namjoon #jung hoseok #min yoongi

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landofsomethingsomething · 7 years

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Do Dis: List all the things you’re currently working on in as much or little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on. This can be writing, art, vids, gifsets, whatever.

(requested by @hexmeridian)

Thanks For Playing (3) (No Actual Title Yet) - The next in my post-canon fic series after The Second Time Around. Dirk POV, focus on DirkJake and a natural emphasis on Dirk’s primary relationships in the limbo time spent on Earth C directly after opening the door but before the ectobabies and timeskip from the credits. I think I have mostly settled on making Jane the primary ancillary character in this (Roxy and Karkat played this role in the first one, Roxy and Jade in the second... so it will probably be Roxy and Jane in this one. Look I care a lot about Dirk and Roxy’s relationship okay.) We’ll see what she’s struggling with while Dirk and Jake go on adventures together to try and solve a garishly colored puzzle close to Jade’s heart.

[I have... 4k-ish words written for this and a rough outline for the rest.]

The Rafflesia Riddle (OR: The Silver Twlight Sister Versus The Ancient Corpse Queen) - A Rosemary Not-AU Sorta-Meteorstuck (Post-Retcon) wherein Rose and Kanaya dance around their developing relationship by expressing themselves through melodramatic gothic-lovecraftian roleplaying. It’s all about plausible deniability, people. (Until it’s not.)

[This is fully outlined and I’m gonna start on it soon. Current outline is 4 acts with a few chapters each, so it will hopefully clock in somewhere between 12-15 chapters. I am depending heavily on my wife to ensure I finish this project sob I’m terrified of longfic. Vaguely inspired by the Homestuck Harlequin Challenge idea.]

DirkJake PWP (No Title Yet) - Post-Canon, Earth C. Jake is the famous (and famously hot) CEO of SkaiaNet, and he is a very busy guy, ok? He can’t help it if he has a lot of demands on his time. His mysterious tagalong boyfriend is just gonna have to chill out. Follow him around for awhile. Attend a few press conferences, watch a few advertising reels, become increasingly frustrated while Jake finds ways to cleverly and covertly tease him over the crowd of adoring public between them, you know how it is.

[I have this outlined and by that I mean I wrote a shitpost that could serve as a rough outline]

Dirk/Jake/Brain Ghost Dirk One-Shot (No Title Yet) - Post-Canon, Earth C. Jake’s increasing control over his Hope powers results in a fascinating problem that might not really be a problem at all but hahaha yeah no it’s definitely a problem we just haven’t figured out where it is on the Sliding Scale Of Problems yet because let’s face it, this situation is REALLY CONFUSING FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED.

[I have this half written, it’s about 5k words so far. I’m KINDA STUCK on it right now but hoping to pick it up again soon.]

Davekat PWP (No Title Yet) - Meteorstuck, Post-Retcon, Dream Karkat on the meteor inevitably seeks Dave and his sleeping self out because what the fuck else is he going to do and whoops everyone has an aversion to open displays of affection and suffers from cripplingly low self esteem so I guess this is gonna be really awkward isn’t it

[I have like 8k words written on this and I swear to god I will finish it one day]

ANOTHER DaveKat PWP (Still No Title Yet) - Post-Canon, Earth C, Dave convinces Karkat to sext with him (ironically of course) but Karkat doesn’t do anything god damn ironically, Dave, you hopeless fool. (Dave is trapped in a prison of his own making and it is delightful, I hope.)

[This is another “I have an outline and by outline I mean a shitpost that spawned this entire idea” one but I currently still do intend to write it because every time I think about it I laugh up my own fucking sleeve forever.]

Hex already tagged everyone I’d tag so I’m not gonna tag anyone >:[

Oh and I might still write a trickster dirkjake thing because I want to but I have done zero work on it yet (BUT I WANT TO)

#status update #i mean its technically a meme #but its a very informative meme #wips #general fic meta #only one of the fics ive written since my last update was on the list #and even then it changed dramatically from its original planned form #so who knows what will happen #random ideas can strike at any time #and all of these could change while im writing them #davekat #dirkjake #rosemary #text

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