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banamine-bananime · 29 days

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AITA for trying to save my friend and keep the rest of my asshole friends safe from their bad decisions?

I (M26) just went through this real shitty breakup. So basically, my ex C (M lmao man fuck if i know his age idek if knows it. or has one i guess) has this god-fucking-awful habit of deciding to solve every problem by dying about it and/or fucking off without so much as a word to the people unfortunate enough to give a shit about him, except maybe his sister (unhelpful for the rest of us because she also inherited the "fucking off without a word" gene. man fuck this whole family for making me care about them. whatever). Also, killing himself inside peoples brains thats like a whole hobby for him. like okay either ghost us OR kill yourself in front of us altering the trajectory of our lives forever PICK ONE like a NORMAL person.

Okay wait im not explaining this well. So years ago C and W (M37 now) were partners but C was, uh, in a really bad place mentally (S is telling me this is more diplomatic to say than "crazy af") and that situationship ended as badly as a situationship can end. I mean W's told me he pretty much had his sense of identity as someone separate from C totally destroyed by that for a while, which like, in hindsight its kinda an accidental dick move that our team made him take C's legal identity, but in our defense a) the fuck were we supposed to know?, b) tbf he really did need it not to go back to prison, c) it's not like C was using his identity, on account of the fucking off and effectively-dying-as-a-solution habits, and d) i mean. i gotta admit it's also pretty funny in a really fucked way.

aw shit derailed on a tangent again

recently its just like, we just get so focused on one thing its hard to remember anything else, you know?

S is so good at getting us back on track though. thank god because you would not believe the number of irons weve got in the fire to keep track of, its ridiculous. (i love making my partner be the planner in the relationship lol. highly recommend being a passenger princess in the body sometimes. fuck massages, i'm telling you THIS is what you need after a long day getting shit DONE and taking care of everyone else's messes)

So I met C 6 years ago, right out of basic, when we were privates stationed at the same base. middle of nowhere. shit, this is gonna be hard to explain, just realized i should use different names for C to keep them straight. I knew "A" and W knew "E", i didnt meet E until years later. theyre alters and also the same guy but also not the same guy. dont worry about it if you dont get it bc ive dated both of them and i dont think i do. my life is stupid.

Bunch of bullshit happened, A ghosted (lol. you'd be high-fiving me if you knew him) and then found a problem to solve by dying. you get it by now.

Then i meet E, E encounters a problem and tries to die about it round one (i guess round two, after exploding in W <- LOL. you should be high-fiving me right now), E's sister drags him back to the land of the living, E ghosts, W and i start dating, W tries to martyr himself and disappears because i guess E rubbed off on him (dude i am on a fucking roll. you should be high-fiving me out of pity for my glamorously miserable soap-opera life if nothing else. homophobic not to), our team gets W back, E strolls back like he has no idea why im mad at him, we fight about it, makeup-makeouts about it, and E tries to die about it round two: in my brain boogaloo.

So thats how S and i meet. oops, guess i never introduced S? Feels weird to have to introduce ourself twice, people dont really meet us separately anymore LOL. S (M, ageless) is also C's alter, my partner in life and badassery and brain and body. and obviously freaky sex stuff, that goes without saying but i'm saying it anyway to brag. the swish swish to my stabbing people who really deserve it. Not really interested in your opinion on our relationship, it's not what i'm asking about. we're aware its not conventional, because we're not fucking braindead. Im so sick of all the "oooohhhhh this isn't healthy", "he's a male manipulator and youre codependent i know bc i learned psychology from tiktoks by girls with green hair", "why are you wearing your ex-boyfriend's armor colors while wearing his dead ex-boyfriend's armor while dating and sharing a brain with your dead mutual ex's alter", "have you considered going to therapy instead of a quest against death itself" blah blah blah. If youre so bored you need to judge our life then just get your own 🙄🙄🙄

we've been really on that sigma grindset the last few weeks. S has got our sleep optimized down to a tight triphasic 3.46 hours and we're minmaxing the fuck out of the rest of every day. Biohacked to shit over here. too much to do, so we have to make there be enough of our time to do it. who else is gonna? my teammates? the REDS? we're half batman half babysitter to a gaggle of idiots who can barely be trusted to wipe their own asses, let alone fight their own battles and make decisions like "wah wah wah A is dead let's just give up and cry about it or whatever".

Don't even get me started on W. Oh youre all about character-building wake up and grind self-improvement and taking leadership until we're making decisions you dont like, i guess. WHATEVER. this is why we dont listen to you.

its hard, okay. like, you cant understand the sheer fucking stress were under trying to keep all our plans going smoothly while keeping these guys safe while they're basically actively trying to unravel every carefully-laid thread and also strangle themselves in them. im probably going prematurely grey and also losing some time. its hard to remember when we need to hold back and use the kiddy gloves. i really didnt want to come to holding - uh, we'll call him MC (M25) - by the throat, passed-out. he's like a brother to me, been through thick and fucking thin together, so yeah, i feel really bad about that, my bad, we were the asshole there, but like, maybe stop throwing yourself in the way? like run out into the road you're gonna get hit by a truck no matter how hard they slam the brakes. mfw the conses quence. but im NOT asking about that. everyone's been on our dick about "please god stop doing all of this" and abandoning A and trying to break us up way before that, and THAT'S what im asking about

Anyways tl;dr are we the asshole for getting shit done when it takes methods that all our monday morning quarterback friends dont like

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OP has offered the following explanation for why they think they might be the asshole:

it really was a dick move to dangle my teammate's limp body in a chokehold even though it was basically an accident and also not even directly relevant to the question

OP has offered the following explanation for why they think they might not be the asshole:

okay but we're right

#red vs blue #rvb restoration #lavernius tucker

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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year

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imagine 141 meeting sweethearts family and them being just as weird as her😂

LMAOOO G O D IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

(Dude I'm gonna info dump so damn hard I'm sorry)

Her family is literally crack personified. They are HEAVILY, EXTREMELY AND HARSHLY based on The Amazing World of Gumball, because that was my favorite cartoon when i was growing up and i adored how crazy the family was 💀HUGE ASS FUCKING FAMILY INCOMING Her dad practically married himself in woman form (but shes more chill and introverted than him- they're both chaotic as hell), and then her siblings (eight older brothers; two are adopted, two older sisters, middle siblings who are triplets ( sister, brother and ftm brother) three younger brothers and an adopted younger sister (BASICALLY AN ALL BOY FAMILY AND SOME GIRLS SPRINKLED IN 💀)

There's the oldest brother, Who's name I have no idea yet I just call him T. He's 42 years old and is a fucking unit. He has a family with a wife and three kids. (No idea how he looks either)

The second oldest brother idk his name either is 41 years old and is also a fucking unit. He's single and is an engineer

The third oldest brother is 39 years old. Don't know what to name him lol Also another unit but has a bionic leg. He's a single father and has a daughter.

The fourth oldest brother is also 39 years old. He's tall as shit but more skinny. He has a girlfriend and a boyfriend and is a mad scientist. (Legally? Probably not. Insanely smart and makes weapons? PROBABLY YES)

The fifth oldest brother is 37 years old, his name is Grizz. He's built like his dad (big and burly with a gut) and has his personality. He's a firefighter

And then the sixth older brother, he's 36 years old (no idea what to name him) he's a CEO of a company. He has a wife and five kids

They're all absolute units like good lord

There are two adopted older brothers. One of them, who is also 36 years old, was a son to a family friend. His family died and they took him in. He's a chef. The other one, his name is Sammy, he's 35 years old and is now a musician.

The two older sisters, aka: The Domino twins, the animator and the police officer. Idk their names dammit-- but they're both 35 years old. The police officer has an eye patch and grayed early, while the animator has a scar over her other eye and black hair. (Hence why people call them Domino)

And then the triplets, all 28 years old. The sister is a hairstylist and a cosplayer, the brother is a game designer named Ezekiel, and the other brother who is trans (ftm) is a voice actor and a professional gamer. (GUESS WHAT- DONT KNOW THEIR NAMES LMAO)

And then a younger brother, who's 18 years old (last year in high school BABBYYYY) And then the younger twins who are 10 years old and then the adopted sister who is four.

(If yall are curious about them don't be afraid to ask!)

One of her aunts on the dad's side practically lives in prison because of the unlucky luck that runs in the family, the other one is the most normal one and she's a nurse, and her uncle on the mom's side that's literally a revolutionary war (to a war NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF) hero with HIS crazy ass family... NOT TO MENTION THE GRANDPARENTS AND GREAT GRANDPARENTS (ON BOTH FUCKIN SIDES) one was in the Italian mob and has connections that shouldn't be connections, and the other one owns a tiger, a lion and a raccoon that was the replacement for the bear when the tiger and the lion ate it. (I'll let yall decide who's who), and then one has a fortune but forgot where it's buried, and then the other one is a musician! (As I said, I'll let you decide who's who)

they invited her team(yes, Keegan as well), Los Vaqueros, and Krueger plus Graves to have like a welcome back cookout at their big country home

And the chaos IMMEDIATELY started when they got there.

The younger twins forgot that they set up a trap on the house, so when Sweetheart opened the door, she got hit in the face with a pan, fell on the ground, and then whip cream came flying out, hitting Soap in the face.

Sweet's mom: MY BABY ARE YOU OKAY???

Grizz: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

Police sister, to Soap: Are you okay??? Can you breathe???

Sammy, shaking Sweetheart: SWEETHEART??? SWEETHEART ARE YA GOOD??

Sweetheart, out of it: MOmMy I LoOk PreTTy?

Sammy: SHE'S DISGRUNTLED

Zeke: THAT'S THE WRONG WORD FOR THIS SITUATION YOU IDIOT

(Sammy's a bit stupid)

After that happened, Zeke led Soap to a bathroom, feeling around for any more traps. The younger twins went into a time out and Sweetheart has an ice pack for her head.

They all started talking, Sweet's mom REALLY like the boys (Especially Alejandro and Price) and Sweet's Dad really like Ghost and Roach. Grizz and VA brother like Gaz, and the adopted sister really likes Soap and Keegan. Police sister likes König's vibes and hairdresser and Sammy fuck with Krueger and Graves. All in all they like Sweetheart's co-workers and accepts them

Sweet's mom to all of them: Y'know she's single

Sweetheart: M A

And then Granny Jo Jo and Grandpa Hare, grandparents on the dad's side, came to visit and Soap and Ghost just gravitated to them.

Grandpa Hare: So yer from Manchester, eh?

Ghost: Yes sir

Grandpa Hare: I used tah live in Manchester

Ghost, a bit interested: Oh wow--

Grandpa Hare: I buried many businesses an' people there. That's why m'banned from a couple of cities.

Ghost:

Omg and then the younger twins meet Keegan:

Twin #1: Hello sir!

Twin #2: How are you?

Keegan, a bit nervous: ...I'm good, thank you. How about yourselves?

Twin #2: Good, sir? By the way--

Twin #1 and #2: What's your body count?

Keegan: Ex- excuse me?

Twin #1: How many people have you bodied?

Twin #2: Do you use knives? Or assault rifles?

Twin #1: And how did you do it?

(The animator sister covers their mouths and carries them)

Animator sister: Sorry about that, Keegan. They'll go in time out again

Their muffled "no's" go on and on while Keegan just stands there 🧍‍♂️like wtf why'd they ask me that LOL (and time out is just them being in their room HA)

OMG Alejandro went to open a drawer to find spoons, and instead he found MANY restraining orders and banned letters

Sweet's mom saw his surprised face and she quickly closed the drawer

Sweet's mom: Wrong drawer! And also those were a long time ago, half of them either forgave us or went out of business!

Sweet's mom, mumbles: Except the ones out of country... they still remember the fires...

Alejandro: still remember what

(Bro I could go on and on about them LMAO I want to flesh these characters out some more too, so if you have any input SEND AN ASK!! 💗💗)

#i love Sweetheart's family #lil devils they are #black fem reader #task force 141 x reader #los vaqueros #shadow company #black reader #ghost call of duty #call of duty keegan #alejandro mw2 #alejandro cod #x female reader #cod x y/n #x reader #cod ocs #mw2 headcanons #141 sweetheart #141 sweetheart headcanons #hunter's ask lounge ☕️

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rayroseu · 1 year

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I GOTTA LET THIS OUT OF MY FRANTIC MIND RN OR I'LL DETONATE FR

!! major spoilers for book 7 part 3 !!

i couldnt watch the entirety of the stream because it got released during my class D: ALSO BIG WARNING THAT THIS IS ALL OVER THE PLACE AKDJSK i just want to ramble💥

BUT from what i got--- ? The beginning was Idia's dream most likely and ofc, its the dream he wishes were real... where Ortho's alive-- 😭😭

I missed the following part after that but it seems Malleus was invited to the orientation AT LAST??!?!?!?!! I'm presuming that no matter what dream a person is having while asleep, Malleus is a part of it where he isn't excluded and feared???

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Its well known now that Book 7 will heavily imply familial messages and from what we seen with Shroud Family so far, is that they were very communicative and supportive of each other in the loving way possible.

I assumed they were strict and cold parents before but I'm glad its wrong, cuz this is such a nice twist 💕 their dynamic reminds me of disney Hera and Zeus affection on Hercules--- I wonder if theyre showcasing this as parallel of Diasomnia's??? So far in canon, most of them rarely talk about much they actually mean w each other or even being wholesome like the Shrouds were lol But still... its undeniable theyre family as wellll 🙏

Seems like the groovy nowadays are more 'wholesome'??? i wonder if theyre taking their whole message that "every villain isnt just purely a villain/evil" more strongly now-- 👀 idk if that will correlate w book 7 but i hope they (the devs) take time to finalize it since the impact of this overblot is so severe even I cant predict how they can mend this KAJSKAK

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I really have to watch Mickey Through the looking glass, the references are killing me--

ALSO YESSS HIGH FIVE WITH MICKEYY AAAA 🥺💕💕 IM SO glad Yuu remembers what happened!!! IVE BEEN HOPING FOR THAT, that they got to have a big role for this book!!😭😭 Thank you TWST for hearing Yuu stans collective wishes--

this is actually Mickey's Dream... The date seems to be flipped and many theorized its flipped number 15, which is Silver's Birthdate-- 👀 idk what that means and why on Mickey's place?? and beside the mirror as well💥

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you know that GIF of Charlotte (Princess and the Frog) squealing with a newspaper??? THATS MEEEE--- AAAA SILYUUU FEAST!! SILYUU FEAST!!!! SILYUU NATION SO BLESSEDDD😭💖💖💖💖

when he says hold on tight while the surroundings crumbles down and we're about to get swallowed by ink blots, it is so!!!!! *delusional mind* SO ROMANTIC OF HIMMM 😭💖💕😭💖💕omg,,,, what a shoujo moment, we are winning everyone 👍🤲💕🤌✨🙌🙌

ALSO UNIQUE MAGIC REVEAL HOOYAAAHH🙌🙌

also his magic is so complicated 😭😭 theres A LOT of conditions to be met before it can even be used--

i wonder if thats similar to how Ortho said that for Mickey to appear in the mirror (at book part 1 where the first years are at the cafeteria) , certain conditions should be met??? I mean, Silver And yuu have some parallels already... esp the fact that Lilia says during when yuu felt unwell at the party, he stated its similar to Silvers face when hes about to fall asleep--

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Afterwards is Sebek's dream..... we alll collectively sobbed at this part of the livestream HNGGGG sebek why would ur dream be like that-- IT HURTS SO MUCH 😭😭😭

Malleus accepting his graduation(?) from NRC with no qualms, Lilia graduating as well and leaving for Red Dragon Nation because of his internship and not his weakening magic...🥺💔💔

Sebek's reaction at Malleus overblotting was the most relatable one (fear and disbelief) over others and his dream was the mirror to what we(the fandom) wouldve wished what happened-- IM SOBBING WHY U DO THIS SEBEK AIDUHFJEUFN!!!😭😭😭💥💔

DONT EVEN. GET ME STARTED. ON HOW DOTING LILIA WAS TO SILVER..!!!! like wthhksjdj THATS SO EVIL TWST!!! THATS SO LETHAL MALLEUS OHMYGOD--- so evil to use everything silver wanted from lilia just for him to stay in this dream where::

-lilias healthy, lilia is staying w silver, lilia is caring to him, and how hes returning to briar valley to live with him forever??? BRO HOW MANY TEARS WERE SHEDDING TONIGHT HUH...--💔💔💔😭😭😭

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MALLEUS IS SO MAD WE WOKE UP SEBEK OHMYGOODNESS 💥💥💥😭😭😭

I always love his voice, it seems his tone is so harsh and cold now when he overblotted its so sexy--- and at the same time terrifyingggg 👍🛐 Kazuki Kato, I love his performance in this, this is so haunting in the most agonizing way 😭💚💚

... NOT TSUNOTAROU GOING FULL BOARD ON THE DELUSIONAL LAND BESTIE I KNEW YOU WERE BAD BUT THIS IS ON A WHOLE NEW TIER OF BADNESS OORAUGJ😟💥💥

HIS ATTACKS ARE SO COOL AAAAAA I WAS AMAZED AND SCARED THE WHOLE TIME I CANT WAIT TO MEET HIM ON TWST EN OMGGG😩🙏🙏

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byeee i never wrote a reaction post as long as this before KDJKAKD

theyre really dropping the obvious hints that crowley is a fae alright....⁉️⁉️👀👀

THE ALL AWAITED GENERAL VANROUGE REVEALLL!!!!!! im just.... oh... have we all PROPERLY look at him??? RIGHT NOW IM STILLLL SAVORING ALL THOSE DETAILS!!! MY GOODNESS---

i basically sped read allllll the musings twst twt and tumblr have been swooning about him and OH HE DESERVES ALL THE ADMIRATION 🙏🙏🙏ESPECIALLY HIS MAGIC AT HIS ENTRANCE!!!!!! ARE U KIDDING THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFULLL THE BATS SWAYING AND THE RED SPARKLES BEFORE HE TELEPORTED?????? SHIT I WOULDVE PASSED OUT FROM AMAZEMENT RIGHT THEN AND THERE-- BEGGING ON MY KNEES TO GET THAT ANIMATED 😩😩😩🙏🙏

AND IT ALL ENDED JUST LIKE THAT AAAIUSIAUSU!!!!! 😩😩😩 I WANT MORE BUT AAAA too much information will make me overload now akdjksd another long few more months before part 4 releases 😳😳 AND OOO I CANNOT WAITTT

my prediction is that theyre delving more into briar valleys history in the lens of Lilia's past.

My interpretation is that Lilia's dream related to his past is bcs he kind of whispered to himself that the reason hes leaving is because of his weakening state and how he doesnt want to wish anyone to see him like that.... I guess his wish was that he could be as strong as he was before... Really reminds me of Mulan's father 😭

IM WISHING DESPERATELY FOR MORE YUU RELATION NEXT PART AND THIS TWITTER THREAD SUMS UP ALL MY SPECULATIONS AS TO WHY YUU ISNT INVOLVED IN THE DREAMS WE HAVE SO FAR

"malleyuu divorce" is my fave phrase from op from now on lol

livestream of book 7 part 3

#twst spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 #twst #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #twistedwonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst theory #twst silver #lilia vanrouge #twst yuu #twst grim #disney twst #twst wonderland

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i-can-even-burn-salad · 1 year

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AITA WIP Tag Game

Stealing the open tag by @winterandwords

Describe your WIP as if it were a post on r/AmITheAsshole

This one contains heavy spoilers for the Fancy Boots arc of Glass Shards. Transcript of the images is below the cut. There's also links to the images at the end, because I think tumblr compresses them.

Aaaand I'm gonna very lowkey tag: @starlit-hopes-and-dreams @antisocialxconstruct and everyone who wants to :D

I don't know if you wanna do something like this. Obviously doesn't have to be image format, I just took the idea and ran with it because I'm so very normal. It's a rather high effort tag game, so feel absolutely free to ignore it <3

I'm gonna tag some people from the Glass Shards/Fancy Boots taglist as well, just for looking at it, because I put too much fucking effort into this: @teamwhump @dont-touch-my-soup @kixngiggles

Lol guys I found a thread on reddit, it's hilarious, check it out.

Poor guy got torn to shreds in the comments.

Seems there were some updates as well. I'm having my doubts about this story, but five months is a nice commitment to the bit.

All screenshots look like posts on the subreddit r/AmITheAsshole, with several thousand upvotes and comments.

User u/ThrowRAFancyBoots posted seven months ago and has been voted the asshole:

AITA? I just wanted to make sure he's not a threat, but his wife is giving me the death glare

So I (25M) recently ran across an old acquaintance (35M). Last time we met… ok, there's no way around it, I was in law enforcement, and I arrested him for attempted murder. It wasn't pretty. Some things happened, and he was seriously injured. Wasn't my fault, but I admit I could have been a bigger help. I was informed he broke out of prison before his trial, but I moved away a short time later, and it kinda ended up in the back of my mind.

Now my new employer is in negotiations to move to this town, and while he's stuck in meetings all day, I got some time on my hands. And guess who I saw wandering around at the beach? I couldn't believe my eyes, but it was definitely him, he reacted to that stupid nickname they gave him.

Well, I did what any upstanding citizen would do, I tried to arrest him, but his wife (25F) — he has a wife now! — begged me to let him go. Ok, perhaps she didn't so much beg me as threaten me, but anyway, I just… I couldn't do it.

But I had to make sure he's not a threat anymore, I mean, what if I let him go and he kills someone?? So I told them I'd be over again to talk, and he invited me to dinner. It was an amazing dinner, this guy's a wonderful cook. We kept talking and I lost track of time, and then it was late and I realized I hadn't even asked my questions, so I told them I’d come back the next afternoon.

It's been 4 days now, and I've visited them daily, and I don't believe he's anywhere near the monster people said he is. Really, his wife seems to be more dangerous than he is. I think she's about to stab me. If looks could kill, I would be dead already. It’s making me wonder.

I just want to make absolutely sure, you know? Is that too much to ask? I didn't even come for dinner each day, so he wouldn't have to cook for me, though he still offered me something every time (it was absolutely delicious). I came along as he went shopping, and he was nice to everyone, and everyone seemed to like him. When someone asked, he introduced me as his friend of all things. If he’s an actor, he’s the best fucking actor I’ve ever seen.

So I'm asking, am I the asshole for bothering them for a few days while making absolutely sure he's not a threat anymore?

Several people have replied to this post:

First reply thread:

BurntSalad: INFO: What do you want to ask him?

ThrowRAFancyBoots: I want to ask him why he did it.

BurntSalad: YTA. It's been 4 days. Just check the police records or something, if you're too much of a coward lol

ThrowRAFancyBoots: I would have to ask. There wasn't a motive, it was straight up an assassination attempt. It doesn't make sense. Not when you get to know him. That's why I've been coming back.

UpperDogPants: then ask. put on your big boy pants and stop ruining their lives

ThrowRAFancyBoots: I will. Tomorrow.

Second reply thread:

CheeseAndPasta79: INFO: What was for dinner?

ThrowRAFancyBoots: Bean roast, mashed potatoes, glazed vegetables and freshly baked bread, why?

CheeseAndPasta79: YTA

ThrowRAFancyBoots: :(

Third reply thread:

SecretlyJealous2342: YTA you just want to fuck his wife

ThrowRAFancyBoots: No I do not want to fuck his wife, wtf.

Next comes a screenshot of the lower part of the OP, which now shows several edits and update. The thread has been locked:

Edit: Since people have repeatedly asked about the incident when he was arrested: his gun exploded, and he blew up his hand. We had to cut it off to save his life, and it… it was pretty gruesome, and I'm not proud of anything we did, all right? I didn't want to mention it, because I figured it might lead to prejudices before you've even read the whole story.

Edit 2: I don't think he's a killer. He really, really doesn't behave like one. But people wanted to know what I could possibly want to ask him after 4 days, and it's complicated. I want to know why he did it. For some reason, I can't seem to ask him that. But if I don’t know what made him do it, how can I be sure he won’t do it again?

Edit 3: Ok, after the latest edit, people seem to agree that I'm the asshole. Perhaps you’re right but can’t you see the predicament I’m in? And no, for those who were asking if his motives weren’t clear, they were not. It wasn’t a case of jealousy or revenge or anything, it was an assassination attempt, plain and simple. Perhaps he was blackmailed into it, or… fuck, I don’t know. This one day. I’ll go back one more time, ask my question, and leave them alone afterwards.

Update: I think I fucke

Update 2: Sorry, I dropped my phone and hit send too early. My hands are shaking. I fucked up. I went back today (yeah, yeah, I know) and I saw something I shouldn’t have seen. He’s… it’s not my secret to share, and I won’t do that to him in case he or anyone he knows will ever find this, but safe to say, he was treated so much worse than I had assumed. I didn’t… It wasn’t me, but I let this happen to him.

You were right, I’m gonna leave him alone, but I have to go back one last time to tell them I will keep his secret. Fingers crossed I won’t end up with a knife between my eyes. Just kidding. Hopefully.

Update 3: So, uh, things took a turn, and I don’t know what to make of it, but… I think it’s a good thing? When I went to apologize, I brought something of his, something I had kept since the day I handed him over. I told him how I quit my job afterwards, because of what we did, because I couldn’t look those people in the eye anymore. And how I had kept this object to remind me.

I wouldn’t have asked him anymore, but it was him who brought up the question, and I decided to be honest, so I finally asked him why he had done it. I was right, he had been forced by someone. Not only the attempted murder, but also the rest, which I didn’t… I didn’t mention it because it would have made his identity too obvious and might put him at risk, but it doesn’t matter anymore, because there’s no fucking chance he’ll ever do it again.

I’m sorry, my thoughts are all over the place. When I left, he actually ran after me and invited me to dinner. I went, and before you call me an asshole again, this time… it was different. They were actually at ease around me.

I’m now back in my room, and I can’t stop wondering where to go from here. If he really wants to be friends. We’ll see. I’m gonna leave it fully up to him, that’s the least I can do.

I guess the question of whether I am the asshole has been answered (yes I was, big time). It doesn’t really matter anymore, but since people seem to be strangely invested (you should try reading a book instead), I can let you all know in a few weeks how things are going.

The last screenshot is of a new reddit post by u/ThrowRAFancyBoots, with even more upvotes and awards, two months ago.

Update: I just wanted to make sure he's not a threat, but his wife is giving me the death glare

I promised an update, but things have been kinda crazy. At first, everything was going well, I was visiting more often, and while his wife still didn’t like me (I can’t blame her) she was courteous enough. I would say he and I became friends, which is… fuck, I don’t really have many close friends.

It really took her flipping out at me to realize that I was holding the threat to his life over his head. That if I were to hand him over to the authorities, they were going to kill him. That I’ve been coming into his home, basically telling him “if you can’t convince me you’re nice enough, I’ll have you killed”.

Yeah, you were right. I’m a fucking idiot.

And just when things started to settle, shit hit the fan. Turns out, he hadn’t told his brother about me (for which I also can’t blame him). Said brother wasn’t very amused to see me leaving the house and lost his temper. Not to go into details, but if my friend’s wife had taken a few moments longer to come out and check on the noise, I wouldn’t be writing this now.

I was out of commission for several weeks, which I spent at their house. His wife’s behavior took a 180 degree turn, and she’s been fussing over me ever since. Which is kinda endearing, but I hate to see her worry like that. Those two are some of the kindest people I’ve ever met, and it hurts my heart to think what they’ve been through.

Lost my job in the meantime, because my employer got sick of waiting for my return (I can’t… well perhaps I do blame him. A tiny bit. He could have gotten a temporary replacement, but fuck me, I guess). Not sure where to go next, I’m not quite fit to return to work yet, but there’s a chance the local headquarters will employ me directly, which would be fantastic. If not… I’ll figure something out. I could always return home to my family, but I’d really like to find a way to stay here.

Now I know my friend’s brother was just worried about him (for which I absolutely can’t blame him), so I decided to forgive him for attacking me. There’s nothing more important than family, and to think I almost destroyed theirs… I’m incredibly lucky to still be around, and to have them in my life, and for everything to turn out rather well, all things considered.

Probably not the update you expected, but that’s life. I won’t be posting again, I already put too much of their business onto the internet. Take care, and give your friends and families a hug today, if you haven’t.

#salad-tag #Fancy Boots #Riordan has fancy boots #Do you understand how much work that was

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sofasoap · 11 months

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I SAW A GAZ DRABBLE AND I'M GOING TO CRAWL ON THE CEILING OVER IT AHGJGUGGJBH

I may have a problem

Any small elaboration on your Gaz drabble would have me giggling like crazy-

Heyyyyy Vee!! * high five*

AHAHAHAHAH I thought I need to give Gaz some more attention so ….

It’s more expansion on my H/C of he is very good at knitting and crotchet , and thanks to @jake-g-lockley (who is totally in different fandom) giving me tips on crotchet terms… it prob be a domestic drabble of him knitting little gifts for reader/Mini during their courtship to him teaching his daughter how to make little simple gifts for Mini. ( I know some people really dont like CoD kid fics but I am a sucker for writing domestic drabbles for them.. so I am not even gonna apologise lol )

Thank you for sending the ask!! :D

#ask #ask and answer #wip game #ask me about my wips

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krizariel · 10 months

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5 QUESTIONS, 15 (or whatever).

Got tagged by @disastrixx

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYBODY?

My dad and my mom

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

probably two weeks ago. The TOTK donkey video made me cry out of laughter I was in literal tears for at least 5 minutes could not stop it. Out of sadness, legitimately crying, I don't remember exactly but probably earlier this year.

3. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

This is somewhat a sore topic for me, but short answer: no, and don't plan to (or at least I don't plan to bake one myself).

4. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?

Yeah and I always accompany it with -> (?) the number of question marks is the level of sarcasm.

5. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED?

Swimming

6. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT SOMEONE?

Hm... ok this is hard lol probably their clothes? but probably not as much... I mostly notice the way their talk.

7. EYE COLOUR?

dark brown

8. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

Happy ending but preferably with a lot of angst/drama/complications. I want to enjoy that happy ending.

9. ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?

Nothing special...or that I'd call special?...

10. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

Hospital

11. WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?

Digital Art/Traditional (with markers), video games, reading, cooking, sometimes baking and recently got into 3D printing because I like to paint those figures (my spouse dragged me down that hole)

12. DO YOU HAVE PETS?

A dog named Shiva, 2 cats (Darius and Sora) and a rabbit (Bunbun)

13. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

5'6" (high five Angstrix :p)

14. FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?

Tbh I dont think I had a favorite subject... it always was just the one that I'd be doing well at haha so it would change year over year haha. Usually would depend on the instructor. I remember literature was fun mainly because of our instructor and he was super fun and sarcastic too, but I'm not particularly into literature. I can say with certainty though my favorite course in college was civil law. Always did my best on that one and wanted to do my best to impress my professor haha. There were 11 Civil Law courses (from Civil I to XI) and I'd always take it with the instructor that had the reputation to be the hard to pass but was known to be really good. It was some sort of stupid pride along with self-torture :D.

15. DREAM JOB?

A job that sends me travelling around and keeps me well fed and comfortable. I guess I don't have a particular dream job as I only see it as a means to maintain a balance between my responsibilities and my hobbies. I don't ever want to make mix money with my hobbies.

Tagging @roppiepop @5tellarparallax @theangelmojo @cummandercold (though feel free to ignore)

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elggowaffles · 2 years

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the things we do for love (eddie munson x reader)

a/n: yah i dont know what this is but i had to write something for eddie so here you go... if it’s well received i will definitely do a part two lol...

pairing: eddie munson x fem!reader but could be gn i guess

warnings: oral (m receiving), cursing, mentions of drugs, minors DNI. 18+ content.

When you approached Eddie after lunch and asked if you could buy some weed from him, he hushed you and told you to meet him in a clearing in the woods behind the school’s field. About a ten minute walk, straight the whole way. But he was meeting with his D&D club so he wouldn’t be there until five o’clock. You didn’t care what time and agreed.

And that’s how you found yourself sitting across a picnic table from Eddie Munson in the middle of the creepy woods while he shows you his stash. You had never spoken more than five words to the guy until this moment.

“So, it’s twenty for a half ounce, but since you’re a first time buyer I’ll give you a discount. Fifteen dollars. That’s a steal.”

You nod and reach into your backpack, rummaging around for your wallet. Eddie sits quietly as you take it out and start counting your cash. Five, six, seven, eight. And you stop suddenly, eyes wide.

“Uh,” you chuckle nervously and glance at him. “I only have eight dollars on me right now.”

“I don’t do IOU’s,” he tells you, promptly shutting the container. He places it on the seat next to him, pursing his lips.

You can't help but roll your eyes. “It’s seven dollars. I can give the rest to you on Monday.”

He leans forward intently and lowers his voice despite nobody else being around. “This is a drug deal. I take the full payment cash only upfront. This isn’t something you can put on your daddy’s credit card.”

“It’s seven dollars,” you reiterate, zipping up your backpack and partially accepting defeat.

“If I make an exception for you then I gotta make an exception for everyone. Rules are rules, sweetheart.”

Sweetheart. Something about the way he says it makes your cheeks flush. Eddie ‘The Freak’ Munson making you blush is not something you ever expected. You let out a slow breath. A fleeting thought begins to cloud your judgment, making your brain feel foggy.

“Cash only? No other forms of payment?” Your voice sounds small, distant. And your eyes remain locked on the wood tabletop.

“What, like, a check? Absolutely not. Cash only. Tangible, green American currency,” he explains, tapping on the table as he tries to get his point across.

You gulp. “What about favors?”

“You're gonna pick up groceries and vacuum my house?” He sounds amused and you feel like sinking into the ground and evaporating.

“No, like…” It was a stupid thought and you’re kicking yourself for even having it. “Never mind.”

“No, what were you gonna say? I wanna know.”

You finally look at him. His curls perfectly frame his face, and he’s showing a hint of smirk. He’s kind of angelic in a goofy, carefree yet deliberate way. You know what the rest of Hawkins High thinks of him, and for a moment you wonder if they’re completely wrong.

A (brief) surge of confidence floods through your veins. “I mean, I could, like… I could give you a blowjob.” And you say it like it’s no big deal, but your heart pounds intently against your rib cage.

His eyes widen a bit and he sits up straighter. “Are you serious?”

“Yeah.”

His eyes dart from side to side as if he’s actually considering it. “I gotta be honest, Y/N. I know the rule is cash only, but a blowjob is pretty tempting.”

“So is that a yes?”

“No.” He gets to his feet swiftly and you’re watching his every move.

“No?”

“No.”

You’re not sure if you should feel offended by his rejection or stupid for suggesting it or both. He walks to the side of the table, places his palms down, and leans forward. “But only because I know you’ll regret it. You’re not a prostitute. You’re a straight-A student who is having a shit time dealing with life. Aren’t we all? And I’m sure as hell not going to give you something to go laugh to your friends about.”

“I wouldn’t tell anyone,” you said quickly.

“You want hash that bad?”

You merely shrug your shoulders. “Is it so hard to believe that maybe I actually kind of just want to suck your dick and the weed is just a bonus?”

He’s speechless. So you stand up and walk over to him. “Besides, why would I tell any of my friends? They’d probably check me into Pennhurst.”

He scoffs. “Exactly.”

“If anything, I would expect you to tell all of your friends and then-”

“They would never believe me,” Eddie interrupts.

“Oh, please.”

He turns to you. “I promise you that none of them would ever believe that someone as hot as you would volunteer to suck my dick.”

You feel your stomach flutter at his words and you try to keep your cool. “You know, Munson, you’re not so bad yourself.”

Once again, he looks amused as he leans with his back against the table. “You know if you wanted to suck me off, all you had to do was ask. You didn’t need to make this whole elaborate scheme of wanting drugs.”

“Oh, don’t get it twisted. I still want the drugs,” you remind him. “But maybe I want something else too.”

He licks his lips trying to hold back a smile. “You really wanna do this?”

You step boldly in front of him. “I really do.”

There’s a quick silence as he remains completely enamored by you. Suddenly, you reach for his belt and undo it. Your hands are shaking and you hope he doesn’t notice. You bat your eyelashes at him as you begin to rub your palm over his groin, feeling his growing hardon through his jeans. You can’t help but notice how dilated his pupils are.

You slowly lower yourself to your knees, your face now directly in front of his crotch. Before you have time to even think about what to do next, he pushes his pants and underwear down to his thighs, freeing his length.

You’re a bit taken aback by his neediness as you slowly wrap your hand around his thick cock. It’s almost completely hard now. You’re no expert at this, but you hope it will suffice.

You flick your tongue across the tip before licking the underside of his long shaft. Then you engulf his aching dick in your mouth as far as it can go. You move your head back and forth, trying your best to pleasure him. You hear soft moans so you look up at him while you continue to take him into your mouth.

He’s got a white knuckle grip on the edge of the table. His brown eyes are squinted but not shut, and he’s looking down at you.

“Good girl,” he mumbles. “Look at me while you suck on my cock.”

The dirty talk sends a rush of desire to your core. You can’t take the entirety of his dick in your mouth so you pump your hand against the base of his shaft while continuing to bob your head at a steady pace.

When he closes his eyes, he brings his large hand to the back of your head and drops his jaw. You wonder if he is close to finishing.

You pull away and pump his dick in your hand a few times. He immediately looks down at you. His breathing is labored. You smile innocently at him.

“Come on, put that pretty mouth back on my dick,” he grunts. He gives your head a slight push with his hand and you comply. “That’s it. Good girl. So good.”

It’s not long after that he utters out a string of expletives and bucks his hips forward a few times, causing you to gag. He practically cums down the back of your throat.

You lean back, a string of saliva leading from his cock to your lips. You wipe your mouth with the back of your hand and force yourself to swallow.

“Holy shit,” is all he says as you both stare at each other. He puts his dick back in his pants and fixes his belt. You stay still, kneeling on the dried leaves and sticks in front of him.

He reaches out a hand to help you up and you take it without any hesitation. The silence that fills the air is a bit tense, especially because you realize he hasn’t let go of your hand. Once he comes to that realization, he wastes no time reaching for his box of goodies. He hastily gives you the half ounce bag.

You grab it and offer a timid smile in response. “Thanks.”

You quickly tuck the plastic bag into your backpack, tossing it over your shoulder. “I gotta go. Um, thanks for the… for the weed.” And you start shuffling away from the clearing.

“Thanks for the blowjob,” he calls out after you smugly.

You look back at him and give a little wave, cursing yourself for being so awkward. Did you really just suck Eddie Munson’s dick and like it?

#eddie munson #stranger things #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #eddie munson imagine #stranger things x reader #stranger things smut #smut imagine

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gontagokuhara · 2 months

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2019 vs. 2024 hot takes exactly 0 people asked for (now with opinions on the dr3 characters!)

and because im mentally ill im elaborating below the cut because at least i’m cognizant of how few people share this illness with me ❤️

first of all. some categories were edited (+added). we shall address them all in due time 🫶 but just for posterity before we begin: top of the category is the one that best exemplifies the category title and it moves in descending order; so as gonta is my #1 my GOAT, pedo udg guy is the one i want to kill himself most. understandable? ok 🫶

2019 top 5-tier is slightly unfortunately named but other than that changes in 2024 are somewhat minimal. as is perhaps obvious if you have seen even one (1) danganronpa post from me: gonta is My character hes mine spike chunsoft dont get him like i do. AND i love sdr2. nagito is my very very close second i am so incredibly mentally ill about him Oh if you all could see the hundreds of thousands of words ive written about that fucking guy. also true of hajime. still true of sonia (<3 i love u girlie) and fuyuhiko but to a lesser extent (i have written so much sdr2. its a problem. we persist). they are characters we see a lot of and in that same vein give SO much to build upon in further character exploration. and boy do i do that. holds the five of them In my arms i love you babygirls

S tier excellents again prove i am an sdr2 enjoyer. i think it also showcases how much i REALLY love the v3 characters while absolutely hating the plot they were stuck in. kaede and shuuichi are SOOOO special 2 me u dont understand…….im going to have so many thoughts and be So mad when i replay v3. kokichi is VERY interesting and my thoughts on him are endless (hi evan) and there is soooo much there even if i also have to fundamentally hate him somewhat because of 3-4. also a wide array of sdr2 characters are here of course……on my most recent replay i have come to really appreciate imposter (better sexier byakuya ❤️) and ibuki . and i was kind of surprised how high some of the dr1 characters are (besides chihiro who has consistently been my dr1 #1) but sorry dr3 made me love the makoto/kyouko/aoi trio sooooo bad.

lots of variety in the A tier which are all characters i enjoy, they just arent my Favorite barbie dolls to mash around u know. so many very unique personalities like mahiru, angie, tenko, and ryoma that weren’t explored as well as possible in canon, so its harder for me to personally invest in them. junko is iconic and she gets worse as the games go on but god. dr1 was craaaaaazy so she and mukuro have to be given props for that. im ignoring e-girl junko and v3 entirely <3 also again in watching dr3 while replaying sdr2 i really came to appreciate natsumi and her dynamic with hajime :[ rip girl i miss u. also also i liked koichi way more than expected LOL it must just be cuz hes hot but his death was sick as fuck and i liked his thruline with jin (the weird flirting with kyouko aside……)

B tier! bit of a mixed bag, from characters i like very begrudgingly (byakuya, sorry, i latched onto him as my rich terrible boyfriend when first playing years ago and the fondness kinda stuck 💔) to ones i do genuinely like, but they were not given much to do in canon (ryota) or their arcs fell flat (kirumi). also here are dr3 + udg characters i didnt mind or were just somewhat nice to makoto (also chisa, who is very interesting but i very much disliked how her character ended off) so shout out them (they are all dead) (or orphaned like monaca and kotoko).

C tier is basically my ‘i barely remember’ tier sry……i did not finish udg so i have so very few opinions on most of the characters. chihiro aoi and yasuhiro’s parents are chill tho shout out. not much to say tho

and now we enter the hater zone with D tier……look. some of these are hot takes and some arent. as much as i love sdr2 i just cannot ever make myself like hiyoko and teruteru. theyre kinda fucked from the getgo theyre never treated as especially serious characters but their glaring flaws are so bad i cant bring myself to care when the rest of the cast is SO GOOD. i also do not like kazuichi LMFAO as a sonia ride or die just as i cannot look past teruteru’s sexual harassment NEITHER CAN I LOOK PAST KAZUICHI’S ‼️‼️ yes i think he can be fixed but sonia needs a restraining order + when she was hoping he was the ch4 killer i was cheering. everyone else this category are just mid ass dr1 characters and the dr3 characters i found actively annoying. also monokuma. hes cringe but iconic and doesnt fit anywhere else

not much to be said about F tier. i did not finish udg but i know enough that i need haiji towa to die. i need the asshole who beat up hajime to die. i need the asshole who tried to kill makoto to die. i need that stupid old fuck heading the future foundation to die. the monokubs are fucking annoying. the only like Real characters here are 1) miu because she is written terribly and her cool talent is wasted, treats gonta like shit, isnt funny, is just nasty perv bait and her most meaningful contribution is to be fodder for the 2nd worse written case in the game. and as for NUMBER ONE WORST: tsumugi mostly just symbolizes my hatred for v3’s ending because outside of her role in 3-6 she has very little impact on the story before her reveal. also got my girlies kaede and rantarou killed God i hate the end of thisgame

and finally: oh my poor sweet bastards. why would they do this to you. these characters are either underutilized in a way that is DEVASTATING (izuru 💔) treated like shit as joke characters their potential is totally squandered by dogshit writing (everyone else — sdr2 you could have been so much better WHY!!!!!!). mikan and korekiyo’s motives are dogshit and make the ch3 double murder so much weaker. nekomaru and akane are played as jokes essentially their entire screentime and akane is especially egregious because shes a survivor among characters like FUYUHIKO!!! like SONIA!!! like HAJIME!!!!!!!!! AND YOU SQUANDER HER LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! kaito suffers from really flip-floppy writing and he sucks a lot of the time Especially pre-localization but ive adopted him a little bit in writing him and i love my construction of him in my brain.

ok thats it. im so mentally ill. give me ur thoughts or do the tierlist urself. now pointy objects lockdown time 👍

#dr #meow

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mollydastoertchen · 1 year

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Also since I think the question is quite funky you get a survival scenario: You and the five last OCs you designed (must be new, not old babes that got a polish/redesign/new form) crashland in the middle of nowhere last thing you remember seeing from above were miles and miles of a sheer endless forest and high mountaintops. You are surrounded by dense tall trees that reach so far in the sky that you can barely see the top of their crowns and there are so many that the light barely touches the ground. In the distance you hear the quiet murmuring of a stream, but curiously enough, this is the only thing you hear, no birdcalls, no rustling of little critters flitting around. It's definitely too quiet. You need to get out of these woods and try to find your way back to civilization. How much / how little is your crew and you fucked and would you make it alive out of the endless forest? How. (if you feel like it u could include scribbles of character reactions in there :D)

I really thought about including some sketches to illuminate better, buuuut my uncreative brain was too low to come up with anything nice xD

So here it goes! My most recent 5 OCs are: Nathan, Dezel, Willow, Chris and Tucker - my whole furry gang so to say.

And we'd be fucked.

First of all, none of the boys, and neither me have great survival abilities. Nathan can steal and sneak and thats about it. He knows how to live in a rough world, but he's not fit to really survive in the wilderness. Tucker is waaaay too clumsy to go hunting, Chris might be a bit of help but he would be a very anxious wreck in a scenario like that. Dezel is a smart cookie, he'd absolutely save our asses multiple times when the rest of us goes out to eat the dangerous berries. And Willow? Well, he's good at exploring stuff and he has a bachelor degree in physics and biology. Chances are he can help us out with a bit of the flora and fauna of the place. And me? Oh, I'd be ballin my eyes out like a toddler. I#m not physically healthy enough to survive such a scenario for sure. Maybe, if Willow would be so kind, he'd carry me everywhere so my feet and hip and back dont start to randomly explode.

But yeah. We'd kind of awkwardly and unprofessionally stumble around, probably get the idea to climb a tree and see if we can spot something from further up, and then go back to stumbling around. Chances are, the forest gets lit up, hoping that a forest fire attracts help. (Also I'd nearly die at that thought because of my severe phobia of open flames.)

Thanks for askin :') I need to make a survivalist OC now I think lol.

#im screwed #at least tucker would be my emotional support dog #bless him #ask me #thanks for the ask <3

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reidsnose · 3 years

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sticky notes (spencer reid x reader) (platonic!baux reader)

overview: reader leaves and recieves a passive aggressive sticky note before going on a case

genre: fluff and humor?

a/n: i thought of this last night while i was trying to go to sleep and i could not stop thinking about that one vine and its also super snowy where i live lol. anyway i wrote it today throughout the school day and couldnt wait to put it on here :)

masterlist

'whoever used the last sugar packet, your moms a hoe.'

you let out a small chuckle and stuck the sticky not to the container that usually held packets of sugar before taking a sip of your bitter, unsweetened coffee that you would have to deal with for the rest of the day.

"i hope hotch didn't take it," prentiss laughed, peering over at the note.

"everyone knows hotch drinks his coffee black." you retorted.

"no only you know that because you were his assistant before you joined the team," she joked, resulting in you sending a light elbow to her side. "you know we are handwriting analysts. everyones going to know you wrote that."

"except that they wont because i type everything. besides, i dont really think anyone on the team wont take the joke." you chuckled, pushing the door open with your free hand and heading into the bullpen.

"briefing room in 5 minutes, we have a case," hotch called from the balcony.

"theres fresh coffee in the break room, i feel like were going to need it," you said to the rest of the team that were sitting at there desks.

they all eagerly got up, ready for a fresh, hot drink to wake them up. you smiled as you walked to the briefing room, standing by your unassigned assigned seat. you took a sip of your drink, making a face at the bitter taste.

"why is your beautiful face scrunched up?" Garcia asked, setting down files in front of all the empty seats.

"someone took the last sugar." you stated simply.

"i have some in the batcave, youre always welcome" she winked, sending you a warm smile which you gladly returned.

"youre the best."

"yeah i know," she answered before the other agents began filing in, Spencer taking a seat next to you. "alright crime fighters, today youre all headed to snowy Alaska."

"actually," rossi looked at hotch and then garcia before continuing, "Garcia i think youre coming too."

"sir?" she looked over at hotch.

"dave is right. the connection will be spotty anyway, it would be best if you came a long and worked from the precinct." hotch confirmed.

"oh. alright." she obliged before continuing with the details of the case.

(a/n: im waaayyyy too lazy to write a whole case)

"wheels up in 5, it will take a while to get there and we dont have time to waste." hotch said at the end of the briefing before walking out.

"oh shoot i left my phone in the break room," i whispered, smacking my forehead with my palm.

"do you want me to wait for you?" spencer offered.

"no its ok," you smiled, jogging down the stairs.

"ill take your go bag. hurry i dont know if i can convince them not to leave without you!" he called after me, a giggle escaping his throat at his own joke.

"thanks! it'll be their loss anyway!" you laughed, as you sped walked to the break room. "there you are." you whispered to your phone that was sitting on the counter.

your eyes drifted to the note you had left earlier only it was gone. a new note sat in its place, a reply scrawled on it.

'ill have you know my mother is a very nice lady'

you smiled and rolled your eyes, slipping the note into your pocket as you walked briskly towards the jet. you walked out and saw reid waiting for you at the door of the jet, motioning frantically for you to board. you had taken a little too long looking at the note.

"10 more seconds before you're officially late!" he yelled, looking at his watch.

you broke out into a sprint, running as fast as you possibly could, trying to get across the runway in time.

"dont leave without me!" you yelled out, knowing they wouldn't.

you looked at the windows, seeing the team's faces pressed against the glass, watching amused.

"5 seconds!" he warned as you neared the stairs. "3..." almost there! "2..." just a few more steps. "1!" his arms shot up as you pushed past him into the jet, just in the nick of time.

"wow im impressed pretty lady!" morgan laughed, giving you a high-five which you exasperatedly accepted.

"have a seat y/l/n, we have a long flight." hotch said. you began thinking he was made at you but then you saw him trying to stifle a smile, "i dont think ive even seen you run like that in the field."

he held out his fist which you bumped with your own before flopping breathlessly down onto one of the chairs on the jet.

~time skip to the end of the case because i feel like it~

you walked out of the police department, watching your own breath swirl around the air in front of you.

"could you believe that detective?" jj scoffed walking with you towards the suvs in the parking lot.

"i know he was so...creepy." you agreed, "if i smelled his coffee breath one more time id take his tiny d-"

you didnt get to finish your sentence, though; you felt a cold snowball bash against the back of your head.

"gotta go!" jj laughed, hopping into one of the last suvs and driving off.

"whoever threw that snowball, your moms a hoe!" you yelled out crouching down to gather some snow.

"what?" spencer yelled, emerging from behind a trashcan.

"IT WAS YOU!" you laughed, throwing a snowball and hitting him straight in the chest.

"wait no. what did you just say?" he asked, eyes wide.

"i said whoever threw that snowball, your moms a hoe." you stated, suddenly feeling bad, "but not your mom, diana is-"

"a very nice lady." he finished, reaching into his pocket and fishing out a crumpled little paper.

"oh my gosh," you breathed, pulling out a note from your own pocket.

"i had a feeling it was you!" he laughed.

you raised your eyebrows, "yeah right! you had no clue!"

"i totally did! i was like, 'hmmm who in the office talks like this? oh yeah my idiot best friend'." he countered, smirking.

"well i had a feeling it was you too!" you lied, crossing your arms.

"youre lying!" he laughed.

"no im not!"

"yes you are! you have a tell!"

"i do?!"

"yes! you purse your-" he swiftly reached to the floor and picked up a small amount of snow, wiping it across your mouth, "-lips."

the cool snow melted quickly on your now very warm face, causing you to instinctively wipe your it with your sleeve, "oh its on!"

snowballs were flying left and right in the nearly empty parking lot, seeking refuge all over your bodies. you watched him sneakily duck behind a trashcan, thinking you hadn't seen him. letting out a small chuckle you creeped towards the trashcan, standing behind him as he peered his head around the other side, looking for where you had gone. you took a small amout of snow and reached your arm around his head, wiping it against his mouth as he had. he jumped letting out a small scream before turning around and latching his arms around your waist.

he picked you up and spun you around, loosing his footing on the slippery, causing a strange mix of a laugh and a scream to escape your mouth. he fell back on a fresh layer of snow, with a dull thump. you fell directly on top of him, your foggy breaths melding together as your laughs started fading. his eyes flickered from your eyes down to your lips, a new rouge gracing his cheeks and nose, one that would be there regardless of the cold.

"ca-can i kiss you?" he asked, looking back up at your eyes.

"please." you smiled, heart close to bursting out of your chest as he closed the gap between you.

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whomst-art-thou-whomst-whomst · 3 years

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Texts from the Lost Tomb, part 4

Wu Family Chat

Wu Erbai: Good evening, everyone. I have a time-sensitive issue to discuss, I will need your attention for a moment.

Wu Xie: uncle, whatever you heard, I can explain.

Wu San Xing: brother, whatever you heard, I won’t explain.

Panzi: pls hush you two:/ this sounds important

Wu Erbai: Yes, thank you Panzi. Wait. What are you doing on this chat?

Panzi: I apologize, sir, I—

Wu San Xing: fuck off posh spice if panzi leaves I leave

Wu Erbai: Yes. You are quite well-practiced at doing that.

Wang Pangzi: LMAO GET REKT

Wu Erbai: Why on earth are—you know what, it doesn’t matter. Of course you’re here. I assume Zhang Qiling is also here?

Zhang Qiling: Incorrect. I am on the roof.

Wu Erbai: …

Wu Erbai: Anyway. I would like to let you all know that there has been an incident at the warehouse. Please do not spread this around, it sounds like the issue can be contained. I am on the way there now. All is technically well, but it would be appreciated if anyone who is free to help right now could come to the warehouse. Immediately. Armed.

Wu Xie: !!! armed you say?? What kind of incident??

Zhang Qiling: Wu Xie, NO.

Wu San Xing: I can’t come I’m busy practicing leaving

Panzi: We will be there right away, sir. What is the situation?

Wu San Xing: love to see you taking charge;)

Wu Erbai: I am choosing to ignore that in favor of dealing with this lesser problem in my life. A certain box has exploded in a certain room at the warehouse, Panzi. Certain things have…emerged.

Panzi: We will be prepared, sir. ETA 20 minutes.

Wu San Xing: what would help us prepare is if you could be a little more vague pls

Wu Xie: Emerged?? So these are sentient things?? :D

Wang Pangzi: UGGHH DAMN IT I LITERALLY JUST GOT DINNER OUT OF THE OVEN FML…WELP XIAO GE COME ON DOWN WE GOTTA GO DO A THING, SOUNDS LIKE OUR IDIOT IS GONNA GET INVOLVED REGARDLESS OF OUR WISHES, BIG FUCKING SURPRISE THERE

Wu Erbai: Your eager assistance is so appreciated. Pangzi and Zhang Qiling—I’m sending you the basic access codes, Panzi already has them. Wu Xie, I would prefer for you to stay in the car and maintain a command center.

Wu Xie: uh sure I will:) of course:)

Wu Erbai: That’s two smiley faces too many for me to trust that you will listen.

Wu Xie: :(

Zhang Qiling: Wu Xie, may I speak to you privately. In the kitchen. Now.

Wang Pangzi: OH SHIT LOL WHATS THE VERSION OF BEING EXILED TO THE COUCH WHEN ONE OF YOU ALREADY SLEEPS ON THE ROOF HALF THE TIME

Wu Erbai: Not that this isn’t fascinating insight into what I’m sure is a very pleasant bosom friendship between our families, but time is of the essence here, gentlemen. I’m five minutes out from the warehouse and I’ve just been informed that the things have…spread out.

Wu San Xing: Ah thanks for clearing that up so well good thing we are going in well informed and all

Zhang Qiling: I’m not sure that you have the high ground on keeping people informed about important things.

Wu Erbai: Wonderful riposte, Zhang Qiling, or should I call you Xiao Ge?

Zhang Qiling: No.

Wang Pangzi: THE TEA IS EXCEPTIONALLY HOT THIS FINE EVENING

GOTTA GO NOW, ME AND THOSE BOSOM FRIENDS HAVE TO GET OUR GEAR.

Three hours later….

unnamed chat:

Zhang Qiling: Don’t ever do that again.

Wu San Xing: ?

Zhang Qiling: You were aware of what you were doing. Whether or not you calculated the potential danger to the rest of us, I don’t know. But don’t ever do that again.

Wu San Xing: or what tho

Zhang Qiling: I’m fond of Panzi and I don’t want to have to kill him to get to you. It would be a waste of a good man.

Wu San Xing: shit dude alright

Wu Family Chat:

Wu Erbai: Good work tonight, everyone. With the exception of a surely accidental misstep where my brother *seemed* to be bargaining for something with a tomb ghost and *accidentally* endangered all our lives, it was well-handled. You will see the funds in your accounts tomorrow.

Wu San Xing: ugh when are ppl gonna get over this already

Panzi: Thank you, sir. We will be going straight home.

Wang Pangzi: IF I SEE YOU AGAIN YOU FUCKING FUCKER

Wu Xie: calm down Pangzi we don’t even know what that tablet said

Wang Pangzi: PEOPLE WHO HAPPILY SKIP INTO COMBAT SITUATIONS WITHOUT BACKUP DONT GET A VOTE ON THIS

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TRUST XIAOGE’S ANGRY CAT FACE

Panzi: Wu Erbai, Wu Xie, Pangzi, Xiao Ge—lovely to see all of you, even under circumstances such as tonight’s warehouse fight.

Wu Xie: *hugs* <3

Wu Erbai: Panzi, San Xing—it was indeed an experience, having the two of you here. Panzi is welcome back anytime.

Two hours later…

Zhang and Wu Chat

Wu Xie: hey, you didn’t say anything to my uncle right? He’s being all weird and apologetic over text.

Zhang Qiling: You were there, you could see I did not speak to him at all during the evening.

Wu Xie: good point sorry. anyway how much trouble am I in? Bc like I know, I know, I touched the box right after you said “Wu Xie, don’t touch that box,” but in my defense it looked so interesting and it had the Zhang crest on it, I really wanted to explore it further and I didn’t realize it had a tripwire, I actually think it dates back to—

Zhang Qiling: Sometimes I worry that the Zhang family is destined to only ever bring you harm.

Wu Xie: ??????ZHANG QILING>:(

Zhang Qiling: Apologies, I’m feeling introspective this evening. It may be Pangzi’s cocktail.

Wu Xie: uh-huh. get off the goddamn roof and come hang out on the couch. No more vodka for you. I have your favorite fuzzy blanket and a book I’m reading. I know you like cuddling when I read aloud.

“Bring me harm” psshh wait til Pangzi hears about this. get down here.

Zhang Qiling: I will always come for you.

Wu Xie: see you say stuff like that and then you expect me to *not* pounce on you???

#ultimate note #whomst #wu xie #dmbj #the lost tomb #pingxie #iron triangle

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i-have-a-crush-on-someone · 2 years

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hi :,) im not sure if ur still taking asks but im still gonna send this bc im in a really silly place rn and i just need to get this out. also this might just be advice in general instead of a normal askhdjdh (also im sorry for this being so long)

so i started volunteering at this pet shelter about five weeks ago, and the first time i met this guy (who ill call A) was at the orientation i was going to just before i started volunteering. ngl, i was about 93% sure he was looking at me at random points during the orientation, and we made eye contact once. im not exactly sure what to make of that, but ig its still something???? idk i havent exactly been in a relationship before :,D... anyways cut to a week later, and i first start volunteering at the place (mostly) without supervision. pretty much A follows me around a lot while im playing with the cats and stuff, which i think was perfectly normal (i was new yk) but im including it anyway. the second time around though, i was playing with the kittens for a bit and i was planning on leaving and going to other cats, but A comes in and we got to talking and hit it off pretty well. third time, same exact scenario except we‘re talking and his brother comes in and he teases him abt stuff (honestly his brother scares me :,)).

again im sorry this was so long but i guess what im asking is smth like “help please im not sure if i have a crush or im in love and if he likes me back and oh no it’s only been four days and im head over heels” shsgsj ik this isnt much to go off of and u dont have to respond (this is really silly) i just had to get it out

Hello!! Hope sending the ask helped with letting it out in the open.

So, it definelty sounds like you are starting to like this guy, and I don't know much about being in love so I can't comment much on that. But still, sounds like you both hit it off well and even if it has only been a few days, hanging out more could be the best thing to figure out if it could develop into something. My advice would be to maybe hang out someday outside of work and get to know each other better. And hey, it ha only been a few days but that doesn't mean you can't crush on this new guy, lol. My high school crush began after the first couple of days of seeing him in my classes, so I think it is worth checking those feeling you have out, and ask if he would like to hang out ot have lunch with you. I wish you the best of luck and hope this helps!!

Also, don't worry about the silly part of it, crushes and love is silly and messy sometimes, so I think it is anything to worry about.

~Not a love expert 🌸

#crush #love #lovely #in love #lovecore #not a quote #ask help #ask box #love advice #crush advice #relationships

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besides adtoy, what's your top 5 2pm songs? (your whole jun. k in adtoy series is amazing btw, he really was so beautiful that era)

i rly was gonna answer “my top 5 2pm songs is just adtoy listed five times” and i wouldve meant it unironically lmao but i decided to give it a little more thot and couldnt decide on just 5 so u get 10! (kind of lol...and im just keeping it to korean songs bc we also all know that the top 5 japanese 2pm songs is just im your man listed five times, with honourable mention to goodbye again. no i will not discuss)

1) adtoy - im not even gonna explain. i have laid out all the facts (the facts being: jun.k in adtoy), and at some point the people will have to decide whether they have taste or not

2) red - the way this song is neglected is borderline abuse.....like u kno the part where taecyeon raps in his sex chatline voice + jun.k adlibs + the group bg vocals "reeeEeEeeeeEEeed".....if that part was made into an nft i would suddenly believe in the worth of cryptocurrency

3) giv u class. - wooyoung has done nothing wrong in his life. in his LIFE

4) mundeuk - my music vetting process basically boils down to is it 1) sad or is it 2) sexy. adtoy is ultimate sexiness and on the other end of the spectrum mundeuk is ultimate sadness. jun.k rly was both down bad and in his bag when he wrote this song, and we thank him for his service

5) rain - the perfect combo of sad and sexy. also the perfect combo of jun.k/junho vocals. like that high note before the last chorus....their live performance of it during the go crazy world tour in seoul....idk why they dont harmonize more in songs bc they sound SO good together. also if its chansungs fav 2pm song then its everyones fav song. also wow can u believe chansungs getting married and having a baby?? we luv a family man <3

6) pull&pull - the pining in this song....to this day my ringtone is my mp3 cutting of jun.k's part in the bridge where he goes "nan neomanui baby/namanui lady/meomchul su eobseoseo". actually the whole part from the bridge to the end of the song is just mwah

7) don't you know - the pining in this song x2, but make it fun! lmao its actually such a sad song but it never fails to lift my spirits up...the way jun.k sings dugeun dugeun....bella swan i am unequivocally and irrevocably in love with him monologue.txt

8) without u - wooyoung’s verse...he has done nothing wrong in his life. in his LIFE x2

9-10) im rly cheating now but that arc in no.5 from hallucination to red is just INSANE....like that whole album is just sexy bop after sexy bop but that arc specifically....i always say grown is my fav 2pm album d/t sentimental reasons (aka its the era i became an official Hottest™ bc like the members themselves have said it was the turning point of their music/image...also adtoy lol) but imo sonically no.5 is their best and most cohesive album to date

sorry to give u an essay but much love for subscribing to the jun.k in adtoy initiative and ill be signing off once again <333

#ask #anonymous #ty to everyone celebrating the 8 yrs and 8 month anniversary of adtoy with me. luv u all

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pencilhattopy · 3 years

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wOW!!!! A HEADCANON ABOUT A CHARACTER THAT NOT COMMONLY APPEAR ALOT BUT THERES CONNECTION WITH A MATSUNO BROTHERS AND THAT MAKE EVERYONE OBSESSED WITH HIM FOR SOME REASON!?!?!??!??!?!?!?! sure :D

just to be note this out, im not good with headcanon and such so im trying my best for you epic anon! ^^)/ also had to put on read more bcus its VERY LONG LOL

Its so obvious that he seems very popular at school..... but not too much than Totoko. Because I see that Totoko shows mostly popular bcus of her appearance and her fake heroine behavior in the movie but on the other side Yanagida is quite popular not just his looks, it probably because his parents are part of celebrity (like athlete celebrity kinda type) so everyone knows about him about his family and thats it.

Even hes popular, he can get use to hanging out to anyone who wants to, even though he don’t want to. I MEAN.... he likes hanging out with friends but he knows that friends really attach to him so hard it annoys him and also everyone kinda love that guy so he prefer to go out like 2 or 3 groups he can lol.

I think his fav group friends he hang out when Ichimatsu and Atsushi is there. Thats why he appear two times in the movie JHDKJNF

Even though he looks like he can do any sports he can, but I can hc that he also love to do art. Like painting, photography, cooking,,,, or maybe he can sing or something casual idk HHHFHH talented motherfucker

His jealousy on sextuplets is shows. But no one notice lol. the way he said like “It’s not like I hate them it just its hard to deal with them when they all together.” seems like it for me. Maybe bcus he dont have any chance to get along with his family bcus parents and siblings busy with work and college such.

oh yeah i can hc him that hes the youngest sibling. he has 2 brothers and 1 sister. his sister is married.

bcus his family is busy, he also busy for the school, and prepare to move out and his future college. he had to eat leftovers or foods from convenience store for dinner.

he likes Totoko at first but then he realised maybe totoko not into him on high school. in high school reunion he didnt expected totoko reaction when he said she look cute and then he was like “Huh....ok” idk why i want to put this one tho

he had develop feelings for Ichimatsu but he refused to believe it at first. he finally realized it was internalized homophobia when hes adult and thats my hc of his regret of his memory!!!!!!! ICHI

When he trying to remember why he fall for Ichi for and then he remembers one time they high five so hard they squished their hands together. He realized his the way he had crush on him is stupid.

He notice Ichimatsu changed alot. I mean when they adult i meAN LOL so he notice that Ichi don’t want to interact to Yana but don’t know the reason but don’t want to force him atm. He don’t want to leave him alone because he want to get closer with Ichi so he decided to sit next to him, like old times, without the high five or talk to him. Its getting awkward if it just two of them lloljknjknkNJKD

i thought its cute to put this but Yana would put his jacket on Ichi if he fell asleep next to him :) :) :) :) like he fell sleep on his shoulder I can feel that Yanagida’s heart is blooming like a flower ^^

oH YEAH bcus hes good looking he knows girls attracted to him even though hes not into girls too much. He dated a lot of girls when he was high school and/or college before he gay thoughts

he secretly dated a guy before! but his ex-bf seems to like someone else and Yana is fine to breakup before his ex decided to cheat on him. :/

he gotta be closeted to his family and his high school friends bcus he can imagine that everyone being homophobic on him and he hate to feel like that (he really want to coming out to ichimatsu bcus of crush thing but he’s weak if Ichimatsu started to disgust on him) he only out to his friends from gay bar! :D

he literally sexual fluidity when he was questioning himself either if hes bi or gay and he finally call himself gay after he had deep talk with his recent friends (lgbt-friendly)

ok im kinda done with his gay hc jNBKDJK lets move on his fav thing!! hes very good taking care of children bcus of his newphews and nieces and he probably had a cat and/or dog! I did a comic about he have a cat name King before so KJBFDJKB

he probably good with fighting and racing games.

did i mention he can cook? One time I hc that hes took culinary arts if he got stressed out by the sports thing and his parents agree and do what he want in the future so

he surprised that Ichi can make cute culinary food too (you know that chocolate he made from valentines day skit and cat onigiri on season2) and support him as he can (to make him not uneasy with it)

he look up his old picture of his high school hair style and he feel disgusted.

yOU KNOW WHAT.... HE WOULD DO THIS BEFORE HE GLO UP

#anon #ask #reply #yanagita #yanagida #yanaichi #ososan

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princessmuk · 2 years

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MADDIE

Awwww he’s so HAPPY AND RELIEVED

CHIM AND HEN MY BELOVEDS

W H A T

NO NO NO NO NOT ALLOWED GET THEM BACK TOGETHER NOW

THIS IS INSANE I HATE IT

You’re not wrong Chim

SIR YOU IDIOT

Oh my god this is HE PUNCHED HIM OH MU GOD

OH NO COMING UP FAST IS GERY BAD

Lmfao Buck and Lucy

Who plays Lucy she is so pretty

Buck you’re so awkward

THERAPY

Man he is looking ROUGH

TEA!!!

EDDIE WTF PAIN IS NOT WEAKNESS

You’re gonna hurt your LOVED ONES IDIOT

Someone who understands exactly what he’s been through huh…

Buck you should really tell her

BOLD

Okay I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I like Taylor when she’s with Buck but I can’t forget how terrible she was before 😭😭😭

Raviiiiii

Chin stop being so picky lmao

He’s been had lmao

They’re the best siblingsssss

Maddie is gonna kick his ass

LMAO LUCY

It IS scary to be fair… but Maddie is gonna do fine!

Omg this is the spider man isn’t it

He thinks it’s dogs lmao

They’re cute 🥺

Broooo do it

YO THIS SONG PLAYED AT MY FIFTH GRADE GRADUATION

He’s getting used to them awww

Yeahhhh you’re not gonna like them when you wake up in a spiderweb :/

Lmao sIR

I wonder if any spider experts can tell us if 2 days is enough for this to happen…

DID IT HAVE BABIES OR SMTH???

Lmfao Bobby running away

THE ICE CREAM

D u d e WRONG QUESTION

No wonder they broke up they can’t even talk to each other

Buckkkkk

She looks so devesateddddddd

She knowssssss

NOT ENTIRELY— SIR

OOOOOO

THAT WAS TRULY A MANSPLAIN MANIPULATE MANWHORE MOMENT

See in this situation I definitely feel bad for Taylor she did not deserve this

YOOOO ITS THE LADY

Dang lady

Icon behavior

I love Athena so much

GIRL DONT DO IT

Omg Eddie is like… tea

Sneaky save!!!

Joshhhhh

EDDIEEEEEEEEEEE

Thank god

He also wow the way EDDIE is reacting to this… GOD

Albert my baby

Lol high five

I love their friendship

BATH!!!! YOU CAN DO IT MADDIE I BELIEVE IN YOU

Man everyone is really struggling this episode huh

Guys how are we gonna get an Eddie breakdown with only like 10 mins left it’s 8:51!!!!

Uh ohhhh it’s BREAJ YO OLEASE BREAK UO

She’s not wrong

WHY ARE YOU STILL TOGETHER

Awwwwww

EDDIEEEEEE

Buck isn’t in the room… so how is Buck gonna be in the room?

PTSDDDDDD

Anita Mills?

OH UTS HER

Uh oh

War video game

OH MY GKD NO

CHRIS HAS FO SEE IT

BUCKKKKKKK

I KNEW TBIS WAS FONNA HAPOEN

J HATE IT

I HATE BEIBG RIGHT

HE KNOCKED DOEN THE DIOR

EDDIE

Oh my goDDDDDDDDD

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE LATY TO RECOVERY IS HARD

HES SRUKL CRYIBG

Survivor’s guilt…

EDDIE DO NOT FOLKOW IN THWIR FOOTSTEPS OKEASE

Buck being so soft with him 🥺

HOW DARE THEY END IT RUGHT THERE

I need fanfics NOW

#my post #911 fox #911 spoilers #911 liveblog

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