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neteyamswifee · 1 year

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ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ; ᴀᴏ‘ɴᴜɴɢ xᴏᴍᴀᴛɪᴋᴀʏᴀ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

Summary: You and Ao‘nung are on your way to collect special fruits for an Assembly of the Mitkayina Clan, but things are getting weird and… hot?

Warnings; Fluff, Kissing, sexual …talk? Enemies to Lovers, mentions of death (hate that) lol thats it enjoy

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"Aonung wait." I hissed, kicking some leaves out of the way. Below me the wet grass between my toes. We must have been walking for almost an hour now and the bag in which I was collecting the fruit for the Metkayina assembly almost overflowed. "What's the matter? Can't you keep up?" Ao'nung taunts and swings over a tree trunk closely followed by me, who somehow struggles over it.

I was sure we'd had enough and all this fuss was just to annoy me. After all, I was allowed to carry the heavy bag, although he always talked about how strong he was. Idiot. With ease he pushed some branches to the side which then almost killed me. I was angry and I wanted to push him off a cliff. After I had overcome the last dangers that Ao'nung had exposed me to, we entered a sandy beach. Almost a bay I would say. The waves hit the rocks and far behind I recognized the spot where our ilus were waiting for us.

"You're kidding me, aren't you? We could have just come here straight away, then we would have saved ourselves the difficult journey." I snapped spitefully. Me and Ao'nung have always had our...differences. In the beginning he was really likeable to me, until he became an absolute ass. After Neteyam's death he dropped this whole macho scam and I was free from him insulting me everyday but I'm still being screwed 24/7 until I can't anymore. Fine, from time to time I'll take revenge and sometimes it's even funny. Still, I can hardly judge Ao'nung at all.

"Don't get so upset, the way is the goal." he laughs and sets off into the bushes to pick whatever I'm allowed to carry anyway in the end. Rolling my eyes, I put the bag down and stretch. A moment later, Ao'nung comes back out of the bushes. He walks over to me at the end of the beach and holds out a pink prickly fruit. I look at them both skeptically and raise an eyebrow.

"Thanks, but I'm poisoning myself." I decline with a grin. But Ao'nung doesn't let go of me, pulls out his knife, cuts off a piece and puts it in his mouth. "Something of poisoned." he whispers, dramatically holding his stomach. I suppress my laughter and just roll my eyes. Again he cuts off a piece and puts it in front of my mouth. "here." I try to reach for it but he pulls his hand away. "I thought you wanted me to try?" I ask. "Yes-but not that you hurt yourself." Only now do I recognize the barbs on the shell. However, he doesn't seem to mind. "bite off."

Somehow I don't really feel comfortable with it, but I bit it off and felt his cold fingers. Juice dripped from my chin, which Ao'nung brushed away with a gentle movement, and then licks his finger. I freeze, barely able to breathe. I was beyond confused, and somehow, …suprised."

" swallow." he breathes softly and raises his eyebrows. My head is a red room full of panic signs that glow brighter than neon lights. "wa-what" I bring out with my mouth full. "I said swallow." I get goosebumps. At no point did I think that Ao'nung's words could provoke a reaction of this kind, but I press my legs together and swallow the sweet fruit. Ao'nung eyes wander up and down my body, knowing what that just was. Funny, I would also like to know that. I swallow again.

"Do not look at me like that." I command him. "How am I looking at you?" smiling, he takes a step towards me, his eyes look deep into mine. "N- well the way you're looking at me. Stop that." "I can not." he blurts out.

Fuck. I think to myself, undecided whether I should just kiss him or run away. Then being confused because of my own thoughts. Ao'nung was all flirtation... just not usually with me. "You know, then just turn around or-" I keep getting quiet until my air to breathe is replaced by Ao'nung's lips. While I still hold my hands in the air in surprise, Ao'nung throws away the knife in his hand and grabs my waist. I reflexively wrap my hands around his neck.

The moment he lays me down on the sand, I forget all my principles and pull him down to me. I feel the cold sand beneath me, Ao'nung hands in my hair. I pull away from him, breathing heavily.

He just grins, with those cute dimples and his perfect eyes. "okay that was… quick." I gasp, trying to cover my nervousness with a laugh that only makes it more obvious. "fast?" he asks, looking at the air thinking. "Well, this is the first time you've let me get closer than a foot without hitting me, you're actually pretty slow today." embarrassed, I put my hand in front of my face. His confident flirting makes me more than nervous. "Don't talk such nonsense, there were at least a two." He licks his lips and presses another kiss on my lips. "You could hit me right now and I'd still want you, not gonna lie."I clench my teeth tightly and still roll my eyes in shock at what just happened.

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ma3mae · 11 months

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Hello!! I hope you are doing well, wanted to say I love your work !!

Can I request how the BSD boys (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Chuuya, Fukuzawa etc) would react to gf!fem!reader saying “I am just a hole” after they did something attractive? Something fun and suggestive ehehe~

No brain, just horny!

Summary: No one cared about you being down bad for you bfs since everything's mutual, right? (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Fukuzawa)

Genre: fluff, maybe crack, def suggestive themes, maybe a tiny tiny bit of smut. Who knows 💀

Warnings: yall gonna be horny after this 🤓

A/N: was kinda difficult to think of fitting scenarios but i had fun writing this!! Also thank you for loving my work, anonnnn 💕💕💕💕

Part 2

Dazai Osamu

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAAAAAAT 💀💀💀💀

HES HORNY 24/7, DONT EXPECT HIM TO HOLD BACK LMAOO 💀💀😭😭

okay okay so lets say yall are at the ADA office

hes done with annoying the shit ouf of kuni and now hes just sitting on the couch, literally bored out of his mind

Kuni tells u to tell "that dumbass idiot of a boyfriend🤩" to finally get back to work so u go up to him

u know that scene where he leans his head back onto the grave and slowly tilts it back down and opens his eyes while having that soft smile on his face? oda's only purpose was him dying so we'd get that scene, crying fr 😭😭😭

Yeah hes doing exactly THAT as he notices your presence infront of him, flashing you a smile and only for it to spread even further as he notices your dazed face 💀

"Oh, bella? Too lovestruck to talk to me, I see. Can't help it that I'm just so hands-"

"I'm nothing but a hole for you"

I DONT KNOW HOW SOMEONE COULD EVEN SAY THAT 😭😭 THATS SUCH A WEIRD THING TO SAY AND SO DUMB BUT NO ONE CARES 🥲🥲🥲

AND HIS HORNY ASS DOESNT GIVE TWO SHITS EITHER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

his eyes are fking bulging as he hears you say that infront of him

ACTUALLY shocked that you had the guts to legit say that outloud and luckily no one rly heard that except him he wouldnt mind if the whole ass office wouldve heard that, we KNOW 💀

you manage to get a good laugh out of him before he just shoots you that god awful handsome smirk before he suddenly stands up

Towering over you, he leans in and whispers "Never thought you'd be so dirty to say stuff like that during working hours. Not that I'm complaining! I'm glad to have such a strong effect on you, bella~" got me blushing fr😳😳😳

Its too late to realise what you've just said. Your fate has been sealed.

OFF TO HORNY JAIL YALL GO 💀💀🗣️

no jk but nah nah he wont stop there

Youve awakened the fking horny beast in him and how could he refuse his love offering herself so blatantly while your coworkers were literally in the same room?? 🤩😋

He just takes your hand as he proceeds to leave the office

Kuni just yells "Oi, where the hell do you think you're going?! Only told you to tell him to work! Not join his stupid shenanigans!! 😡😡"

YOU KNOW that ur bf just turns around and shoots him that annoying ass smirk, only to say

"But Kunikida, we are off to work actually! Nothing you'd be able to do anyway. Tell me when you've found something interesting in all that paper work of yours! Can tell you that our job will definitely be more fun than that~ 😁😁"

You can only give poor kuni a sheepish smile as atsushi just deadpans at the both of you, muttering a "good luck 😐" towards you as your bf just drags you to his car because your job's gonna be too loud to do at the ada and going home wont be an option since dazai's not patient in that sense 💀💀💀

Already sending prayers to you for having to go back to "work" while being sore af and dazai looking like he got out of a 10 day wellness vacation 😭🥲🥲

dazai's actually gonna spare our poor kuni by kinda doing some paper work but our man will be forever traumatised bc hes not oblivious 🗣️

Especially after seeing your neck littered with hickeys 😭😭 u cant hide them, youve got a damn mosquito as a bf 💀

kuni just tosses a bottle of water your way without looking at u bc he thinks its not modest to shamelessly look at them 😤 I LOVE U KUNI

"thanks, i guess" is all you'll hear from him bc at the end, you DID get dazai to work but at what cost 😭

Kunikida Doppo

Flabbergasted. Shocked. Disappointed. Shamefully not too hard to turn on. 💀

His first reaction is gonna be like u just told ur mom u forgot to do the laundry 😭

DEF gonna scold your ass off for saying such things in such an inappropiate setting

its not your fault hes being so hot during work 😤😤😤😤

Tell him off for being so handsome!! 🤩

Wont stop his scolding but u cant take him serious when hes fumbling over his words

Still manages to thank you for ur compliment even though its embarassing af 😭 no way would he refuse such kind words from his love 😋

So anyway it could go two ways with him

The first would be if yall wouldnt be alone at the ADA

You go up to him to ask him about a report you need help with

Ive never seen kuni tie his hair up but... imagine catching him doing that...

With the hair tie in his mouth as he pulls his hair back and like...

It makes u think of the times you'd yank it back during yk what 🤭

So he notices you gape at him and is all like "🤨 are you alright?"

Cue to you just uttering "Damn, kuni. You only gotta ask. Am just a hole for you anyway" out of nowhere

LMAO you can just hear dazai cackling from the couch as your bf just looks at you like 😳 with his mouth agape and everything

Dazai just walks up to you to pat your shoulder

"Kunikida, you've got quite the daring girlfriend!" "SHUT YOUR ANNOYING MOUTH UP"

kuni just quickly ties his hair back and BROO he nearly feels so violated and exposed 😭😭😭😭

Why would u do this to him AT WORK 😭

Ngl u and dazai prob team up to annoy him to death like hes just so fun to TEASE 😤

Anyway he just tells you to get back to work and when u tell him you need some help, he begrudgingly does it bc its important but you can still his hands shake a bit and his face is red as he tries to give you advice on ur work skskksks 💀

Be ready to get scolded for HOURS when yall are on ur way home 🤓

But dw u know how to shut his beautiful mouth up 🤭😋

But if you do the whole thing while yall are alone at work bc kuni decided to stay a bit longer then THATS a different story

Lets say he does the same thing again as above ^ and u say the same thing

He'll def turn a bit red and tell you that you cant say stuff like that during work!

"But kuni, we're alone and no ones gonna come back anyway. It's nearly 8pm after all."

The sun's setting and the only light that softly illuminates the room and it just steals ur fking breath bc 😭 hes so gorgeous with his hair open 😭😭😭

But u can still see his gaze on u, making ur knees weak bc BROO

horny jail for kuni too????? 💀💀💀

jk but he'll clear his throat and just say "a work place is still a work place so i cant let this inappropiate behavior just go like that..."

You're like standing infront of him and he grabs you by your waist, softly kneading it as he tells u to sit on his lap 😭

"Will teach that mouth of yours how to behave. Maybe after this you'll be a bit more tame. Think that idiot has been a bad influence on you like he has with everyone but don't worry. I'll be sure to teach you everything again."

I'll let you imagine the rest here 🤭🤭

Edogawa Ranpo

man just wants to eat his candy in peace, get ur horny ass away from him 🤨🤨🤨🤨

u thought dazai's a whole bitch???? Nah nah this is a MAN CHILD right here

This man wont give u what u want, nah he'll let u suffer alone LOL 💀💀

if this happens at work then 🤷 honestly depends on what mood he is i think

its a hot day in yokohama and the air conditioning is not rly helping yall

so u kinda wanna go grab some ice cream during ur break and u dont need to think twice about asking ur bf to go with u

fr he'll be SO annoying if u dont take him with u 💀 but dw he obviously knows why u r approaching him rn 🤩

but he takes a while to catch on why u just stopped and looked like a fish rn like a combo of this :0 and 😳

he just goes "🤨"

"Damn, the bathroom's close. 'am just a hole for you anyway so let's go" u legit go 😨 after realising what u just said

How no one hears that, idk but this hoe DEF heard u well

U r even more scared bc he just sits there and doesnt react but oops

only needs some sec before he opens his eyes and smirks at u 🤭

"Eh~ You've got guts, Y/N. Saying naughty stuff like that during work hours. Not that I mind though. Just shows how smitten you are by the World's Greatest Detective~"

"N-"

He just waves a finger at u like you're a lil kid getting scolded rn 💀

"Ah ah ah, don't try to refute that fact. Can't blame you for your reaction after all. It's still funny to me that all it took was me losening my tie, gliding a hand through my hair and open up a button of my shirt. ~ "

He just gets up and gives you a peck on your cheek before walking ahead

"I still want that ice ream though! If it's good then I'll give tending to your needs a thought!" 💀 THIS BITCH

but dw he'll make sure to show u how smitten he is after that bc ur mouth just tastes better after some sweet ice cream, right 🤓??

but u know whats the best combo with saying that sentence?

a jealous ranpo 🤩

like ok quick scenario

lets move this outside of work, ok?

So yall are walking around and some random dude decides to hit on u and hello 🤨cant he see that u r legit holding hands with the world's greatest detective??

u kindly tell the man to fuck off but nah hes not letting u chill

wraps protectively his arm around ur waist, clearly showing him that YOU. ARE. TAKEN.

"with that scrawny lookin dude???" bro hes got a death sentence 💀

time for ur bf to show him his skills 🤭 which means threatening him to expose everything about him

immediately tells him where he lives, what he does for a living, where he likes to shop, where his parents live. E. V. E. R. Y. T. H. I. N. G

he just smirks and puffs his chest slightly out as that dude just fking runs off bc id be terrified too 😨

He deserves it tho ✋

"What a fool! Thinking he could challenge ME?! The greatest detective to ever live! See how terrified he was!" hes fking cackling before stopping as he sees ur face

brothers and sisters, we are LOVESTRUCK

and that hoe cann see that right away 💀

"Thank you..." like should we say how hot that was???? maybe 😳😳???

"And?" AH obviously he got us 😭

but we too embarassed to say smth but NICE, theres a nearby alley so u know where hes dragging us 🤩

Pressed up against the wall and hes just centimeters away from u as he asks again

"That wasn't everything you wanted to say, right~? Of course you find me" hot" but just wanna hear it from you, love."

"FUCK, am just a hole for u" 💀😳

goes wide eyed for a sec before chuckling and saying "Well, that wasn't what I wanted to hear but I'll let it count!"

His eyes travel down your neck before finally saying "Hm, I've got an idea in how to make everyone know that you're taken. I deserve a little treat after having saved you, no?" 🤭🤭🤭 got me blushing fr

Anyway problem solved, no one made moves onto u after that and it might turn into a habit before yall go out for the next times 🗣️

But no one's complaining hihi 🤭🤭😳

Fukuzawa Yukichi

oh god where do i even begin 💀

i gotta hold myself back from getting off topic when it comes to HIM 😭

honestly this man has seen and experienced so many things, u gotta do a lot to catch THIS man off guard 💀💀

bro he had to deal with mori's ass in his 20's for too long and STILL deals with it till this day 😐😐😐😐😐

not to mention the agency is like his fking orphanage at this point 😐

Already enough that his first child is still a child with his thirty years of living on this damn planet 🤓

lets say u work at the ADA as well and now yall r holding a meeting to go over some details for a random mission

Idk if its just me but... the way he sits there and is leading that whole shit, telling em what to do and how they could handle it the best way, while encouraging everyone to work hard n stuff... idk....

Its just so HOT 😳😳😳🤭

like hes so charismatic, fuck dazai, yall cant compare ANYONE to this man 😭😭😭😭😭😭 no wonder everyone follows him, id lick his shoes too 😭😭 HORNY JAIL FOR ME?????

anyway he dismisses everyone and the both of you are the last ones to be in the room bc u r just sitting at the table and staring at him like 😳

Dw my girl, hes been noticing the way you've been looking at him the whole time

"Is everything alright, my love? You've been staring at me for quite a while now."

"N-No its nothing 😳"

nah no need to hold back bc we know our knees r gonna buckle the second he takes ur hand

AND HE DOES 🤩🤩

his eyes slightly crinkle at the end as you can see amusement dance in them

"I know that look when something's on your mind. I'll respect your decision to not tell me but I'd like to know what it is."

honestly your red face is already proof enough whats on ur mind but how can u hide it when hes just looking at you with such an intense gaze UGH I LOVE THIS MAAAAAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"W-Well the way you just handle everything with ease even though its a lot of pressure and i dont know...it's just really admirable but also hot when you tell them what to do. wouldnt mind you doing that in the bedroom too, you know. id be a hole for u anytime like this... "

u tryna mumble that shit out of embarassement but he clearly heard you 💀

And he does go wide eyed out of surprise because DAMN thats still pretty straightforward and was kinda the last thing he'd thought you'd say but honestly... he doesnt mind it 💀

in facr hes liking it a bit too much for himself 💀💀 but who is he to complain? Especially when his lover is being so honest with him?

" So you want me to be a bit more authoritative in the bedroom? I-It might be a bit awkward for me to do so but if it's something you desire then we'll gladly try it out together. We should be done with the mission around the evening but if not then..."

you feel his hands gently cup your face as he presses his lips against yours before pulling a bit too soon for your liking

"Then I hope this will suffice until then. I'll be sure to thank you for your patience after everything's over."

THE ONLY THIINNGG

THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS SAY YESSSS 🤩🤩😭😭😭😭😭

IDC IF IM NOT SPEAKING FOR EVERYONE BC

We WILL wait for him OKAY 💀💀✋✋✋

he just strokes your hair lovingly as you try to hide ur face bc hes just too blinding

anyway as the both of u get ready to leave, yall just hear quick shuffling behind yall bc OOPS

THE DOOR WAS OPEN 💀

THE KIDS DIDNT LEAVE LOL 💀💀 THEY HEARD EVERYTHING

"😳☺️🤭😏" u can choose which ADA member would make which face 💀💀💀

ngl u prob sometimes call them ur children and BRO

ranpo actually annoys u for some candy ngl 💀

u once punched dazai's gut bc yk he'd ask the stupid question like

"if you're our mom, would that make you a milf?"

send him back to the MAFIA trash can he came from 🤩🤩

jk but might write a oneshot about him even tho hes difficult to write 💀

will def do a part 2 of this bc it gives me an excuse to simp for these men 💀

#bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd dazai #dazai x reader #bsd kunikida #kunikida x reader #bsd ranpo #ranpo x reader #bsd fukuzawa #fukuzawa x reader

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urmanzack · 3 months

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head canons of heartslabyul boys having a crush on a gender neutral reader?

Heartslabyul boys crushing on you

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Summary: Short head canons on what they'd be like if they had a crush on you Fandom: Twisted Wonderland Characters: Riddle, Trey, Deuce, Ace, Cater Warnings: None! A/N: zero clue how to write trey

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Riddle 🌹

- poor boy

- he'd be SO nervous around you, but at the same time try to look like the cool house warden he is

- ace teases him way too much, whispering and elbowing him obviously whenever you walk by, or straight up waving you over

- trey, on the other hand, would gently encourage him; try to get him to learn about your favourite things

- it’d take a little bit, but if you hadn’t already he would talk to you probably after class, and offer to study with you to get your grades up even if theyre already great

- he absolutely melts at your praise

- riddle just thinks you’re the sun, you’re so gorgeous to him

- definitely stares, and blushes if you notice while hes obviously admiring you

Ace 💖

- ace has been in a relationship in the past (his middle school girlfriend NO IM NOT MAKING THAT UP HE FR GHOSTED HER), but when it comes to you? it’s so much more complicated

- will go on and on to deuce about how much he likes you and why

- tries to be really confident around you to get your attention

- the type of dude to do idiotic things in front of his crush and fall on his ass

- terrified of what you think of him, do you think he’s annoying? cocky?

- will bite someone's head off if they say anything bad about you, even in casual conversation. you know he likes you if he gets annoyed instead of joking about it

- you would have to be friends with deuce, the 3 of you would most likely hang out together

- but on some days you sit with ace under a tree, having your own little picnic

Deuce ♠

- mamas boy

- does his best!

- tries to avoid you finding out he was a delinquent during school, he doesn’t want you to think he’d be a bad boyfriend

- similar to ace, you’d have to get along

- now and then he makes dumb jokes to try to get you to smile

- definitely someone who pines (pining is when you think the other person doesn’t feel the same way)

- befriends you first, friends to lovers fashion

- then would ask you out real casually

- literally loves you so much

- writes letters to his mom about you

Cater ♦

- there’s no way this man hasn’t been in a relationship before, he’s so social!

- he flirts with you 24/7, but it’s hard to tell if he’s joking around or if he actually means it

- likes all of your social media posts, and definitely would stalk your account to see what you’ve been up to

- not afraid to talk to you at all, one day he might come up behind you, wrap his arm around your shoulder and start making conversation as if you’re the best of friends

- very good at hiding he likes you

- but tries to make it obvious

- if you’re oblivious and don't get the hint… he’d just ask you out

- adores taking photos with you

- matching profile pictures, phone cases, bios, you name it

Trey 🍀

- he’s not an obvious flirt, but he’s not shy either

- trey most likely compliments you often, being really casual and calm

- he wants to make a good impression

- “You didn’t eat breakfast? Here, have some candied violets, they’re my favourite.”

- always wishes you a goodnight's sleep and says good morning

- a worry bug if you're late to class

#head canons #riddle rosehearts x reader #trey clover x reader #cater diamond x reader #deuce spade x reader #ace trappola x reader #twst #twst x reader #twisted wonderland #fluff #gender neutral reader #gn reader

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targaryenrealnessdarling · 9 months

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I’m Stuck! | Ettore Crackfic

Summary: Ettore happens upon you, completely stuck in the doors of the Box and will help you out on one condition | Word Count : 1.1k~ | Warnings below the cut~

A/N: you should all completely blame @ewanmitchellcrumbs for this bc this is...something man (but also loved that u peer pressured me into this). I’m not even gonna put my taglist here, saving you all cos truly idek what to say lol, this is going deep on the masterlist <3 ily

Warnings: terrible dialogue, porn-level sex, stuck!trope, ass slapping, p in v sex, creampie

Nobody told him that being stuck on a weird prison spaceship would make a man indecently horny 24/7.

The last few times Ettore had ventured down to the Box, it had been occupied. So he was made to wait to have a wank.

What decent man has to wait just to tug the flesh snake? he thinks, as he makes his way down the ladder, huffing a sigh, knowing that it’s likely to be occupied again.

He swings his arms as he walks towards the device nestled in the corner of the dark hallway, his eyes on his feet. It’s been probably a solid…few hours since he last had a tug, so he’s likely to be pent up again.

He stops right in his tracks when his eyes meet the funniest fucking thing he’s seen in a while.

It’s just a body without a head and shoulders, an ass poking out of the Box’s doors. He barely even recognises her without seeing her face, but her annoyed sounds give it away.

“What the fuck are you doing?” he laughs, probably the first genuine smile he’s cracked in a while.

Her hands struggle with the sides of the automated door that are pressed against her middle, “What does it fucking look like! I’m stuck, you idiot!”

A half-restrained chuckle leaves him, before it evolves into genuine hysterical laughter. The kind that makes tears cover his eyes and makes his stomach hurt.

"Will you shut the fuck up and help me?" She says, annoyed. He can imagine how embarrassed she must look, though he can’t see her face.

He wipes his eyes, composing himself, "You know what? I'm tempted not to. This is too funny"

She grunts annoyed, still trying to pull her top half free from the doors. God, it’d be so easy to help her. Push one button and the doors would open. It’s like those horrible pornos he used to watch where some girl would be stuck head first in a washing machine or something. And her ‘step-brother’ would happen upon her.

He bites his lip at the thought. And feels his dick get hard.

Maybe there was an alternative to the Box.

A more, fulfilling one.

She tenses up notably, when he presses his clothed erection against her ass, “That better not be what I think it is”

He laughs, “It’s certainly not a fucking rocket, I can tell you that”

She pushes her hips back in an attempt to make him go away, but it only encourages him further as he hooks his fingers under the waistband of her sweatpants.

“Hey, if you let me have some fun, I’ll help you out. Deal?” he says, taking advantage of the fact she can’t see the shit-eating grin on his face.

She huffs, annoyed at the situation she’s been put in.

Then again. Would it really be so bad? Ettore isn’t bad on the eyes. There are definitely worse prisoners to happen upon her in this horrendous scenario, she can’t complain much that it’s him.

“Fine” she huffs, “But no funny business”

He grins, “Funny is my middle name”

“Yeah right, somehow I doubt tha-ow!” she’s cut off her sentence as he pulls her sweatpants over her ass and delivers a wide firm slap to the skin there, “I didn’t say you could do that!”

“Too bad” he snickers, “Guess you can’t do anything about it”

He drags two digits through her folds, finding her already wet. He can feel how she tenses up at his touch and can imagine how she’s holding her lips between her teeth, to not give him the satisfaction of knowing she likes it.

“All this for me?” he grins.

“You wish. I just used the Box, you idiot”

He shrugs. A pussy is a pussy, he supposes. Better than his fist.

He plunges into her, filling her to the hilt with his cock and moaning loudly when he reaches her end, completely burying himself inside her. God when was the last time he fucked a woman? He genuinely couldn’t remember. There’s nothing quite like the feeling of a woman’s pussy, he thinks. And now he’s had another taste of it, he really doesn’t want to let it go.

But hey ho, he might as well have fun with it while he can.

With most of Ettore’s sexual knowledge coming from porn, unreliable mates and a…not so great past, he doesn’t really know how women work. Just put your cock in a move it around right? There’s supposed to be an orgasm involved somewhere as well, but like fuck if he knows how to do that.

If they can’t cum from that, how else are they meant to?

Oh well.

He fucks her quickly, he’s so beyond pent up and his hands venture higher to grip her waist underneath the shirt she’s wearing, pulling her body back onto his cock as quickly as he’s railing her.

He can’t deny, it does feel damn good to have a woman.

God, I sound like such a fucking virgin when I say that, he thinks.

Ew. Feelings. No. Back to fucking.

He can hear her small little whines and breaths echo into the Box, muffled somewhat by the door that is stuck around her ribs. And he can tell she’s trying not to be too loud.

Was this the elusive orgasm? She sounds like a bird in pain or something.

He feels his own orgasm creep up on him sooner than anticipated, having not wanked for a good few hours before this happened. So with a pitiful moan and the twitching of his hips, he cums deep inside her. He kind of hoped he wouldn’t cum too quick, partly because he was enjoying fucking her so much and also because he hopes she won’t make fun of him later for it.

After he’s done and all tuckered out, the poor thing, he pulls his softening cock out of her, mourning the loss of her warmth for a moment, before tucking himself away. He feels his heart going so fast in his chest he has to brace against a wall to keep himself standing, with his eyes closed, replaying what just happened in his head, keeping it for the wank bank later.

Almost so entranced he doesn’t realise that she’s turned her torso, so she can easily slide out of the door she was previously ‘stuck’ in, slipping out without so much as a complaint.

She smoothes down her clothes with a content sigh and pulls her sweatpants back up over her hips, using her palms to make sure her hair doesn’t look awry.

He looks at her, mouth open in shock, his dick still warm and his blood running cold. But she simply shrugs and gives him a smile.

“Thanks. Washing machine next time, yeah?” she says before turning on her heel and sauntering off, looking far too pleased with herself. She leaves Ettore utterly speechless in the hallway next to the Box, with the doors now shut without her stuck in them.

What. The. Fuck.

Next time?

It really is like those pornos.

dividers by firefly-graphics

#ettore x you #ettore high life #ettore crackfic #ettore smut #ettore x reader #ettore #ettore high life smut

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acurtist · 26 days

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Irritating Character Tropes:

1. Meddler: Had to share explosive commentary about everything and everyone.

2. Gossip-monger: Make up stories and spread them far and wide like a virus.

3. Riddler: Speaks in puzzles and keeps people on toes the hidden meanings in their tales.

4. Jester: Everything and everyone is a joke. Must crack a few ones to earn them wages.

5. Rat hole: Has to sneak in in nook and crannies like a rat to uncover secrets.

6. Interrogator: Wouldn't stop asking same questions with different angles.

7. Petty Thief: Kleptomaniac and pickpocket extraordinaire.

8. Quarreler: Need to pick a fight about everything and anything.

9. Idiot: Speaks out of turn, doesn't know what they are talking about.

10. Lame Poet: Make everyone suffer with their awful compositions.

11. Liar: Conjures up lies out of thin air without skipping a heartbeat.

12. Plotter: Manipulative, calculative, untrustworthy, and narcissistic.

13. Personality Divergent: Sucks living daylights and happiness from people around them.

14. Chaotic: Unorganized messy scatterbrain.

15. Peeping Tom: Needs jail time.

16. Impersonator: Either mentally disturbed or suffering from insecurities.

17. Man child: Regardless of gender acts like a child that needs supervision and extra attention.

18. Foul-mouthed: Starts and ends every sentence with one cursive word or the other.

19. Daydreamer: Always have head stuck in cloud and couldn't focus for more than 5 minutes.

20. Overzealous: Strict adherence to authority figures. Will not hesitate to commit crimes.

21. Righteous Prick: Nothing they do can be wrong or at fault.

22. Existentialist: Make others depressed with their annoying cynicism.

23. Overly-enthusiastic Schmuck: Out of touch with real world and impervious to any challenges. Thinks goodwill is enough resource and help.

24. Undoctor: Has a home remedy for every disease and ailment. Usually a chain-smoker with a protruding belly.

25. Know-it-all: Grammar Nazi, encyclopedia, general knowledge enthusiastic. Insufferable.

26. Geek: Lack of boundaries and respect for privacy.

27. Dare Devil: Needs to get hurt before setting anyone else on fire.

28. Psychoanalyst: Wouldn't shut up about what you actually think, need, and want.

29. Fortune-teller: Spew nonsense out their ass and present it as divine revelation.

30. Manufacturer: Breaks more things than repairs.

31. Conspiracy Theorist: Busy in organizing telepathic peace talks with president and alien civilization.

32. Over-committed Logician: Acts like a machine until an emotional explosions.

33. Otaku/Fic Connoisseur: Spoilers spoliers everywhere.

34. Drama Queen: Nonstop emotional blackmailer.

35. Fatphobic: Anorexic, suffering from health and psychological issues.

36. Glutton: Overweight, hates skinny people. Could use some exercise.

I mean the list doesn't ends. I can honestly think of just as many more of these.

Gotta add them all!

#writeblr #writing #writers on tumblr #writer problems #writing process #writerblr #writing prompt #writers community #fantasy #writing ideas #writing inspiration #writing inspo #character creation #plot development

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rowretro · 2 months

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𝕄𝔼𝕋𝔸𝕃 𝕄𝔼𝔼𝕋𝕊 𝕃𝕆𝕍𝔼

✧taglist✧: @baevsxii @nikisdubblchococake @manooffline

✧warnings: Yandere themes, toxic themes, unhealthy love, mentions of blood, kissing

♡synopsis: Nishimura Riki. The Robot created by Yang Jungwon himself, a robot that is insanely human like, inside and out. No one could tell he was a robot. However, the Robot had possessed demonly powers, from Satan himself. So I guess you could see it's a half robot. Yang y/n, the younger sister of Jungwon finds herself stuck to this robot 24/7 no matter what she tried, he will always be by her because she's his muse, his world, his love, his obsession.

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Saturday night. A time to party to one's heart's content, and drink like there's no tomorrow, make bad mistakes that you won't regret while under the influence. While everyone was out, Y/n was stuck in a big bedroom, cuff to her wrist. The other to the headboard. Y/n sighed. The chain was long enough for her to go to the joint restroom in her bedroom, so at least she can move about a little bit.

"Y'know... us humans call this kidnapping." Y/n said as the robot didn't even glance back at her. "Well I'm not human so this isn't kidnapping." He coldly said as Y/n groaned at his response. "You can't keep me chained like this forever" She added as the Robot's head turned to face her, his eyes staring intensely into hers. "But I can." He said as he slipped on a sweater. Riki wasn't planning on keeping her chained up forever, but he really needed to enforce his security system.

"Kay... I'm pretty sure it works." Jungwon simply said as he descended from the small ladders. Hearing this, Riki walked back into the bedroom, his hands uncuffing her easily as she stood up and stretched her arms, running out of the bedroom. "What the fuck are on the doors and windows?" Y/n asked as Jungwon threw her a pitiful look. "Sorry... I had no choice... Riki bot wanted this new security system enforced..." Jungwon said as the girl screamed into a cushion. "To be fair, you hid a lot from me. Why didn't you tell me about those perverted motherfuckers???" Jungwon asked as Y/n started smacking the robot with the cushion, Riki remaining unfazed by the soft attack.

Jungwon eventually left the room. Around 27 minutes passed, and Y/n finally got exhausted, using the cushion as her pillow, and Riki as her bed. The robot smirked to himself as he twirled her hair. "Look at you, you're already so used to being mine~" The male smiled. Hearing him say this, Y/n pulled away roughly. "No! never- ew- Leave me alone freak. I wouldn't have hated you to this extent if you took over the world and waged war with your metal friends." She exclaimed as Riki stared at her.

"Metal friends? more robots?" Riki asked as Y/n scoffed. "Like I'd want anymore of you to exist, I wish you never existed idiot. I meant microwaves, toasters yada yada yada" Y/n sassed as she walked off. That sass wasn't going to last long though, Riki had a lovely plan up his sleeve. A plan that will have her calling his name out, heck she'll be screaming for him.

"NISHIMURA RIKI GET YOUR ASS HERE!!!!" Y/n screamed as the robot appeared within seconds. There in the shower was Y/n covered in soap, therefore unable to open her eyes. "The shower stopped- make it work!" she exclaimed as Riki yawned. "But I don't feel like helping you." He said, sounding unbothered by her troubles. "NI-KI bot?" she asked as the robot yawned yet again. "Ugh what do you want me to do then?!!!" She asked, annoyed, the soap making it's way into her mouth, as she spluttered it out, onto poor Riki's shirt.

"Let me take you out on what you humans call a date..." He asked as Y/n immediately agreed. That moment, he switched on the shower, kissed her forehead and walked out of the shower. The very moment he walked out of the shower, Jungwon saw him, he could hear y/n singing in the shower, putting 2 and 2 together, he held his head. "NI-KI bot. please learn to make a good impression to your sister's brother... I'm not just your creator- Im also your uh- y/n- girlfriend? yeah your girlfriend's brother." He warned as Riki just ignored him.

Y/n dried her hair as she walked out of the shower, dressed in some comfortable clothes. She walked down the stairs squealing in shock when a tiny clunk of metal started yapping at her. Riki snickerred as he saw the way Y/n hopped onto the sofa, refusing to let herself near the tiny metal pup. "I found it in a shop-" He simply said as Y/n frowned. "One robot replica of a living creature is enough thanks. get that thing out of here!" She exclaimed as Riki immediately crushed it with is bare fists.

"WHA- I- NOT KILL IT- I MEANT RETURN IT-" Y/n facepalmed as she walked away from him. Robots are a lot more work than one would think. Specifically this handsome freak of a Robot Cyborg. However, he's undeniably handsome. While he was charging, Y/n couldn't help, but gently trace his soft, human like skin with her finger. Her index finger stopping at his lips. Pretty, plump lips. The girl pulled away a ran out of the room, finding herself crazy for even finding that robot attractive... but facts aside, he seems so human. A psychotic human to be exact.

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doublism · 2 months

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i recently found out that the reason my electric bill has been so outrageously high is because my fuck ass idiot loser stupid annoying dumb pacific northwest ass scrawny twink roommates (TWO of them) have been keeping the heat on in their rooms and in the living room while not home. and i have ranted about this to multiple people in my life but i need to spread the hatred and rage further. so i turn to you my tumblr followers. and i say. let it be known that if these dumbfucks don't grow the hell up and put on a fucking layer instead of trapsing around the house in flimsy crop tops all the time and cranking the heat 24/7 because it's oh so chilly and they just can't stand it when they get home and the house is cold. i am going to snap their skinny asses like twigs.

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selineram3421 · 2 years

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Hey. Can I get headcanons of Angel Dust and Alastor seperstly with reader who is getting hounded by paparazzi for dating a famour porn star/overlord.

Your work is graet!

Paparazzi are the worst! I'd hate to be watched 24/7 and not be given a break.

Headcanons for Paparazzi following Reader

Love interests: Alastor, Angel

Warnings? ⚠

⚠ blood, murder, cussing ⚠

Angel Dust🕸

Being with Angel is a blast!

Yeah, there was ups and downs but you both worked everything out.

The only problem was paparazzi.

Everyone wanted to know your fucking life after some ass spotted you with Angel.

Social media went wild and don't get started with the Three V's

Valentino was yelling at Angel over the phone, which you took and said, quote: "Fuck off, this won't be a problem with his work. Have a terrible day, you over grown mothman bitch wannabe."

"Babe, you alright? I know how shitty this is.", your spider boy asks, cuddling you close.

"Nothing I can't handle Fluff-ti, promise."

Some dates are interrupted but you both have fun killing a few before running off to do something else.

The damn photographers chased you around everywhere. You started to carry a few more guns than usual and a baseball bat.

Tv? You told Katie Killjoy to go eat giraffe shit.

You did do one interview because the demon who asked was nice and you held a gun to their head the entire time and watched them submit the draft to their boss.

The boss wanted to add extra stupid crap, so you pulled back the hammer. "Give me their number."

You proceeded to cuss them out and threatened to shit in their office, kill whoever they were in love with, and set the publishing building on fire with them in it.

After killing a bunch of paparazzi, and a few reporters, they left you alone.

There is the occasional idiot and you gotta deal with them to remind demons to fuck off.

Alastor🎙

Being with Alastor is a dream

Of course there were little fibs but nothing to worry too much about.

However, there was an outside problem. Paparazzi.

And Mimzy but you could easily get rid of her anytime you wanted. (But sadly she's your love's friend and you both have to play nice. For now.)

Anytime you stepped out the cameras would go off and a few reporters would shout out for your answers, they stalked you for a good few months.

Alastor only noticed after seeing some camera flashes when you both went on a walk in the park.

"Darling, why have you held this from me?", he asks, cupping your cheeks with his hands.

The photographer laying in a pool of their own blood.

"I thought they'd get bored and leave me alone after a while. I'll take care of it.", you reassure. "I'll let you know if anything else happens. Promise."

Somehow you lasted for another week, but one of the annoying demons asked you to flash them.

You arrived to your date with Alastor late that day covered in blood.

"I'm sorry for arriving late deer but there was an annoying little bug that I had to deal with."

You both get tired of the constant stalking and have a massacre, dancing on the bodies with music coming from a nearby bar.

For some reason more show up after that and you have to get out your blades. Very nice blades, gifted by Alastor.

You feel like Mimzy is one of the reasons why they find you so quickly but you make sure to do something to her later.

After killing so many, they stopped. Especially after you made a trip to the publishing building and tv studio, having a nice chat with the person in charge.

Vox is also annoying but you let Alastor have fun with him.

Extra!

This was fun!

For real tho, paparazzi need to chill.

~Seline, the person.

ML for Alastor🎙

ML for Angel Dust🕸

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smile-child-13-writes · 2 years

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shut up and kiss me

jake ‘hangman’ seresin x gn!pilot!reader (callsign munch)

fluff, a bit of angst

it takes a near death experience for two idiots in love to admit their feelings

warnings: mentions of plane ejection and injury, poor military knowledge on my behalf, cursing?, kissing

word count ~2000

You and Jake met in the academy. You were wide-eyed and eager, and he was still cocky and confident (though not as intensely so). But you were good - really good. Not as good as Jake, or so he’d always tell you. He made it to TOPGUN the year before you did and made sure you knew. Even though you’d been stationed thousands of miles apart, you had managed to crawl your way under his skin and into his heart even when everyone else got tired of your endless rambling and stories.

At some point you’d gotten stationed in the same place, and you worked so well together the Navy decided to keep it that way. The strange fondness between you grew and then you decided to live together since you were both gone quite frequently and neither of you needed that much space. And it definitely wasn’t because you were always connected at the hip and didn’t like when you couldn’t see each other every day, no matter how annoyed Jake pretended to be with you.

It was no surprise that when you got called back to TOPGUN, Jake did as well. That’s how you ended up perched on a barstool at the Hard Deck next to a WSO called Bob. You both sat back, you balanced precariously criss-cross-applesauce on a barstool, to watch the rest of the group play pool while you passed him the cashews you had pulled from your pocket earlier that night. He seemed to be just as smart as you were and really listened while you spoke about your latest fascination.

Hangman strutted around the pool table like it was built just for him. Though you were too immersed with your mostly one-sided conversation with Bob to notice, Jake caught his gaze constantly shifting to you. Like always.

You were a pain in the ass. But you were his pain in the ass. God help the poor soul who got the nerve to say that to your face, but he made sure to at least once a day. He couldn’t have people thinking he was going soft or something - he had a reputation to uphold.

“Munch, if you talk any more his ears are going to fall off,” Hangman called as he rounded the table, passing off his cue.

You smirked as he leaned against the wall beside you. “Jealous that I’m talking to someone else?”

“Please,” he scoffed, offering his hand to you. “I’m just glad mine are getting a break. Bob, was it? Try living with them. It’s this 24/7.”

You reached into another pocket to find a packet of Jake’s favorite snack that you most definitely did not start carrying just for him. He took it gratefully, but glared as he caught you from toppling off your seat. He rotated you so were leaned against him and placed a supportive hand on your hip. You plucked the toothpick from his mouth and stuck the opposite end between your teeth while imitating his arrogant glare to ignore the way heat spread through you from his touch.

“You two are cute,” Phoenix smirked.

Hangman scowled and stole his toothpick back. “I’m cute. They’re obnoxious.”

“Hey!” you pouted, crossing your arms.

“Munch, we’ve had this conversation. We’re only friends because of your snacks.”

“Not because I’m a snack?”

“What does that even mean?”

“If you could be more pop culture illiterate-“

“Adorable,” Phoenix stage whispered to Bob.

Nobody knew it, but Jake could feel the heat of a blush crawling up his neck. Why was he blushing like some damn high schooler? There was no way he liked you. You never shut up, always dished back the shit he gave you, looked at him some way he couldn’t describe that for some reason made his heart beat faster, made him worry when you did something stupid or reckless, and you were always laughing at something. Loud and unabashed with that stupid perfect smile that could rival his…

He did not like you.

So why did he go so crazy when you got hurt? While the other planes were able to dodge the bird strike that took down Phoenix and Bob, you were unable to. And unlike them, your ejection was a bit more rough. He lost his mind when your plane went down and was on a rampage until the rescue team arrived at the hospital. But even then he wouldn’t calm down because no one was telling him if you were alright.

He had nearly paced a hole in the floor when a doctor finally allowed him to see you. It took every ounce of his self control not to sprint down the hall to get to you.

You were dozing in your hospital bed, but you could feel Hangman’s heated stare when he lingered in the doorway. “Don’t worry, I’ll be back to annoying you in no time.”

“You’re a pain in my ass, you know that?”

“Is that your way of saying ‘I love you and I’m glad you’re not dead’?” You refused to open your eyes and see whatever rage/disappointment combination of emotion your wingman was exuding. And he was glad you did, because your words just made his spiral of emotions spin that much faster. “If you just came here to yell at me and tell me how stupid I am, it can wait till tomorrow. I’m sleepy.”

“Are you supposed to sleep? Do you have a concussion?” Hangman asked, trying not to let his concern thicken his voice.

“Just whiplash and some cuts and bruises. I’ll be fine.”

You finally opened your eyes to look at the man still standing in your doorway. Arms crossed, concerned scowl fixed stubbornly on his face, eyes looking pointedly at your injuries. When your eyes met, the anger lingering in his body sort of just… melted. His shoulders dropped and glare turned to a soft frown. In that moment, he wasn’t Hangman. He was Jake.

Jake was more than the arrogant pilot who didn’t care about anyone but himself. Everybody thought that of him - except for you. He was protective of the people he cared about, loved spending time with his niece and nephew, and always made sure you were safe. He wasn’t really the playboy he appeared and he craved a domestic life even though his last long term relationship cheated the second he was deployed. He secretly enjoyed romcoms and reading and would love to get a cat some day. He texted you nearly every day with memes or pictures he took or a new show or movie that he thought you’d like to watch together.

But moments of Jake were all you could have because you were just friends. Best friends, though he always denied it while fighting a grin. And you’d never be anything more no matter how much you longed for it.

You stared at each other for a long time until he finally spoke again. “I was worried about you.”

“Why? Because no one else wants to put up with you?”

“No - well yes - but I just… I mean-”

“I’ve never seen you this eloquent,” you snorted, though your brows furrowed in confusion.

Jake scoffed. “Shut up.”

“What are you trying to say?”

“We’ve known each other for a long time, Munch. I care about you. A lot.” His voice dropped to a whisper and he refused to look anywhere but his boots.

It was kind of cute how shy he got with showing emotion. No, not cute. You were platonically fond of it. He was just a friend confessing his friendly feelings about you. And there was no reason that it made your heart do some sort of little dance when he said it. “I care about you a lot, too, Hangman,” you grinned playfully.

He glanced at you and ran a hand over his face. “No, I really care about you. I - God I sound like a fuckin’ kid - I like you, Y/N.”

It was surprising your eyes didn’t just fall out of your head with how wide they were. He liked you? Like, like liked you? How long had he felt like that, or was it just because you could have died and his emotions were so intense. But he called you by your name, not your call sign. Not that it was the first time he had, but it had to mean something. Right?

“Stop thinking so loud,” Jake shuffled in his spot uncomfortably. “And don’t look at me like that. I know I just made things weird between us. Just forget what I said.”

“Jake?” His grunt was the only confirmation he heard you. “Did you mean it?”

He finally met your gaze and you tried not to look too desperate. If this was really just some joke to him, you didn’t want to get double-hurt. One from him making you fall for it, and one for getting you so hopeful.

“Yeah,” his voice dropped to a low rumble. “Yeah I meant it. But if you don’t like me like that, I understand. We can just forget it, move on like it never happened and-”

“Just shut up and kiss me.”

“Huh?” His flustered face usually would have you doubled over laughing, but he was also staring at you so intensely that it had you frozen in place.

“I think you heard me.”

Jake was across the room in two long strides and had your face cradled gently between his hands. He only paused for a moment before he surged forward, pressing his lips firmly against yours and stealing the breath from your lungs.

It was everything and nothing like what you’d dreamed of. There were years of concealed feelings flowing between you as his lips guided yours in a tender dance.

You were lost in each other until an excited scuffle in the doorway caused them to break apart.

“Ha! All of you, pay up!” Phoenix cheered.

Grumbles from behind her sounded as she was passed wads of dollar bills.

“Great timing,” Jake murmured against your lips, pecking them one last time before he turned to glare at the rest of the squad and everyone pretended not to notice that he was still smiling.

“Munch, glad to see you’re feeling alright,” Fanboy smirked suggestively.

You flipped the group off and closed your eyes. “Unless you brought snacks, go away. I’m gonna nap until they decide to let me out of here.”

“As long as you’re just sleeping!”

“Screw off, Garcia!”

The squad was in hysterics as they stumbled out of your room, and you couldn’t help but laugh with them. Jake only smiled down at you, lightly shaking his head. “Do you want something to eat? I could go find a vending machine.”

“No, I’ll just sleep for now,” you said, settling back into your pillows with Jake hovering worriedly around you. “You’ll stay with me, right?”

“Of course I will.” Jake brushed some flyaway hairs from your face. “I’ll do whatever you want.”

The mischievous look growing on your face made him narrow his eyes. “Whatever I want?”

“I take it back. I don’t like the look you’re giving me.”

“No take backs,” you huffed, a grin curling one corner of your lips. “I just want a good night kiss.”

“Oh, I can do that.” Jake carefully braced one arm beside your head to lean down a press a gentle kiss to your lips. He began to pull away, much too soon for your liking. You grabbed the collar of his flight suit to keep him in place to kiss him more firmly, slowly tracing your tongue against his bottom lip. This time he pulled fully away with a deep chuckle. “Go to sleep.”

“You don’t get to dictate my goodnight kiss,” you protested with a faux pout.

“You’re trying to get more than a kiss.”

You gasped mockingly, pressing a palm over your chest. “That is a harsh accusation, Jake Seresin.”

“Go to sleep.”

“Hold my hand?”

Jake grasped your hand firmly between both of his and arched a perfect eyebrow. “Any more demands?”

“No,” you grinned, “This is perfect.”

#jake seresin x reader #jake seresin x you #hangman x reader #hangman #jake hangman x reader #top gun fanfic #top gun: maverick

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mouthfullofmunson · 1 year

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Pest Eddie x pest reader :)

Eddie is obviously a pest, like we’ve talked about before

But y/n on the other hand

Well, basically Eddie’s twin

Poking at his ass while he lays next to her, making little jokes about pegging him and he just turns to look at her with wide eyes “stay away from my ass”

But he of course does appreciate a little slap to his ass though

Slow motion punching him in the face when he does something stupid

Barging in on him when he’s peeing and walking up to him “can I hold it?”

“Get out?!”

Y/n calls him in the middle of the night, wakes him up in a panic “Eddie! Eddie! Oh my god!”

“What?! are you dying?!”

“I can’t sleep.”

“Jesus Christ, Y/n! I was sleeping! I was sleeping good, too!”

“I don’t care.”

“What do you want?”

“I said I couldn’t sleep! Are you not coming over?!”

“No!”

“Why?!”

“Because it’s late!”

“Whatever. Don’t bother coming over this weekend then.”

“Oh fine but I fucking hate you.”

He will just walk into her room absolutely uninvited and start jumping on her bed “come on! I’m bored! Come out with me! We can rent a movie or something? Come smoke a joint with me.”

And when they are smoking together y/n blows the smoke in his face just to annoy him since he’s playing his guitar

And if he annoys her too much he will take the joint away from her and not pass it back to her

Omg

Anytime her head is even close to his lap he’s instantly moaning loudly and extremely dramatically

He’ll do it randomly when they are having a movie night and she gets sleep so she rests her head in his lap but all of a sudden he’s moaning

Then she grabs a newspaper and swats him in the head with it

And sometimes she babies him, and he actually hates it, because she can hardly ever be serious about it

Cradling his head to her chest “my little baby you’re so cute.” Kissing his head and pinching his cheeks “I’m literally older than you you’re so stupid leave me alone 🙄”

“Well, if you would’ve graduated on time!”

“What does that have to do with anything?!”

“Well, we would’ve never met and I wouldn’t have to deal with you.”

And she steals his clothes 24/7

He calls her anytime anything is missing because he knows Y/n had to have taken it

“Do you have my pair of boxers?”

“Be more specific shitface. What pair?”

“My green and blue plaid ones, idiot. Why are you taking my damn boxers?”

“Cause they are comfortable.”

“Give then back”

“No”

“Give then back!”

“You can go commando.”

“You go commando”

“Don’t ever say that to a lady”

“Come on y/n give me my boxers”

“Fine! I won’t wash them either so you can sniff them or whatever you do in your free time you creep”

And sometimes when she comes back home from a shift at work or school bc Eddie skipped that day she walks in to see him nosing in all of her clothes, one of her shirt on, one of her pairs of nice panties over his jeans, putting some of her hair products in his while he lathers on her lotions and such

She just stands there so confused “how the fuck did you even get in my room Eddie?”

“I climbed through your kitchen window”

He calls her kid just to annoy her

“I’m two years younger than you don’t act like in your little sister or something”

“I wouldn’t be sleeping with my sister”

“Why would you even say that…”

And when they are all lovey dovey of course one of them has to get annoying

If they are cuddling Eddie has to slip his ice cold hands down her bra to hear her shriek

And if they are kissing y/n bites his tongue and he pulls away with a yelp “what the fuck would you do that for?!”

“My thoughts took over and I couldn’t stop it. It all happened so fast!”

And when y/n is riding him sometimes he just lets out a very long yell

Like it’s obviously forced and nothing that sounds pretty

It’s just “ahhhhhh!” And then he’s back into it like nothing happened

“Don’t ever do that again or we’re never having sex ever again”

He of course does it again

Or some stupid shit “yeah! Get it baby!” absolutely so unserious

When y/n gives him blowjobs she always jokingly fake bites his dick just to make him nervous

And he will come out of his room where she is sat on the couch just to be wearing her panties on his head as if it was some fashionable headband

Or if he needs to tie his hair up he used her panties

Before he eats her out he grabs her panties from the floor and ties up his hair with it “got to make sure it doesn’t get in the way”

Or before he eats her out he grabs one of the random fast food napkins from a leftover bag he had sitting on the floor, tucks it in the collar of his shirt and mumble “dinner is served”

Eddie would act like he’s going to press a kiss to her cheek or nibble at her ear and he just opens his mouth and puts her whole ear in his mouth

He does the same with her nose

She does that with his fingers, acting like she’s going to suck his fingers

And of course he gets a little excited because he’s thinking it will lead to something else but she just bites down on them

“Oh my god?! Are you fucking hungry or something?! There’s cereal in the kitchen.”

And they fake fight allllll the time

Either fake fighting each other with softly punching each other

Or just arguing

Saying the most random stupid shit

“Oh shut up your the reason I haven’t graduated”

“Well this is like your tenth try!”

“I’m going to kill you, asshole”

“I’d like to see you try idiot. You can’t even walk five feet without tripping over your on big ass feet”

“Well you know what they say about big feet!”

But when they aren’t annoying the shit out of each other they are disgusting

It doesn’t matter who they are with if they are in a group they are in the corner of the room sucking face

So that couple that has to sit on the same side of the booth just so they can cuddle into each other

If they are talking to each other and someone tires to talk to both of them or either of them they are too sucked in to each other to hear anyone else

Okay my brain is kind of mush so that’s all the thoughts I have

Let me know yours

#eddie munson #my post #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #eddie munson headcanon #eddie munson fluff #eddie stranger things

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stuniolobbg · 1 month

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oh honey, i'm so happy that you're managing to do some things, it's the little things that will make you improve little by little.

I understand you sweet, I know what it's like to be in a depression where you can't move, it feels like the world is punishing you or wanting to make you suffer.

Your family are idiots for not seeing the brilliance you have regardless of who you are, people should try to understand and support you, but they just do shit.

Binge eating is horrible, I've been there and it sucks not being able to stop eating and then all the guilt comes and we feel bad.

You go to a psychologist or something like that? I recommend it a lot, I do it and it has helped me so much, I literally went off the deep end and I'm maintaining a good routine, even if I have relapses I'm trying, but it's not easy.

You are being so strong and I am very proud of you my love. This will pass, I know it will and you will still be very happy.

No don’t make me cry, not even my friends/family care this much.

TW: mentions of drugs, mentions of abuse, mentions of Sa, mentions of Ed, and other disturbing topics?

I’ve refused to go see a specialist because I might have Autism and since it’s a dumbass Trend now don’t want that label on me yk? But I’ll try soon. Another thing with seeing someone is being weighed. I don’t wanna be weighed because I don’t wanna look at my weight. And even if I don’t look at my weight if I know someone else has my weight and I don’t know what it is then I’ll stress about that too.

My family have always been shit heads tbh. My mums only stopped doing drvgs in November 2022 and she’d be on drvgs my whole life. And now just because she’s not high 24/7 she acts like the sun shines out her ass I’m proud of her obviously it just gets annoying

My dad on the other hand was also on drugs but he left when I was 8 and then only smoked weed after that. But my dad was and still is mentally, physically, emotionally and verbally abusive so it’s hard to even go near him atp, another thing my dad did, I lived with him when I was 12 and he LITERALLY masturbated in front of me EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. I couldn’t see anything because his bottom half was under a blanket but it’s still a traumatic thing yk? And when I told someone I found out it’s actually illegal to do anything like that to an under 13 year old. That’s classed as sa. I AM NOT AT MY DADS ANYMORE IM SAFE

But honestly thankyou for caring you’ve made my day just dm me if you need to talk because I’ll listen and try my best to support you 🤍

#chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo smut #sturniolo x reader #spotify

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sweetnsour1 · 2 years

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7:23

Angst to fluff, Gojo x female reader

“Fuckkkk yes. I missed you so much, baby. Right fucking there.”

His long fingers froze on the door handle. He looked up and stared at the room number like it would change if he glared long enough. Yet…even if it was the wrong room, that was your sweet voice. The same voice that vowed to be his...only his. Fuck, he’d know these moans anywhere. Noises he thought were only for his ears. His fingers were itching to rip the handle off the door. Should he go in and fucking murder the definitely embarrassingly weak piece of shit that probably wasn’t even good enough to be fucking you?

No. He knew he couldn’t control himself. He might hurt you. Fuck, he still couldn’t bring himself to even risk harming you. He released the handle and shut his eyes.

When he opened them, he was standing in front of your bed. The ridiculous Extra Large California King that you bet him would never fit into his penthouse…so, of course he had teleported it here himself just to piss you off. He pushed back the rising memory of the first time he teleported you back to this mattress. He glared at it, wondering if anyone else had been in this bed.

He grabbed his phone and redialed as he entered the closet, grabbed a duffel, and started ripping items from the hangers.

“No. I am off the clock, so I am not getting paid to deal with you until tomorrow morning.”

“…” He dumped a drawer of underwear and socks into the bag.

“Gojo?”

“You won the bet. Looks like divorce.” He looked at the mess he had packed. Everything was going to wrinkle. He really should just buy new shit anyway. All he currently owned had been touched by you…touched by this failure of a promise. He zipped up the bag and took it with him into the living room.

“What did you do?”

“Don’t know. Finished my mission early like a good boy and I don’t-” He froze in the dining room. The usually barren table was covered with bags from his favorite shops. Was that fucker fucking spoiling you while he was out exorcising curses? Or was this you covering your guilt from an affair?

“You sound unwell.”

“I’m the strongest sorcerer. I’m always well.”

He grabbed the note taped to the biggest bag. The phone vibrated on his ear. He looked down and saw a notification with your name.

“Guess they’re finished.”

“What?”

“I said, ‘I’m finished.’ Won't need the extra days off. I’ll grace you with my presence tomorrow.”

“I see. Itadori will be glad you’re back early. Goodbye.”

He opened your message.

Leaving the school now. Hurry up and get your annoying ass back to me.

Are you reallllly the strongest sorcerer if it takes you forever to come back home?

His chest felt tight. The universe was cruel and you were still typing.

Actually, I kinda wish you had been in my office a few minutes ago.

He pulled up his blindfold to reread that one. You messaged again…this time it was a video. He was almost afraid to open it, but pressed play anyway.

“Fuckkkk yes. I missed you so much, baby. Right fucking there.”

There you were, leaning back in the chair behind your desk. Your own fingers between your legs. You threw your head back and were moaning. Fuck you were beautiful...and he was a fucking idiot. The emotions of the last five minutes evaporated as he felt himself getting harder at the sight of you cumming and moaning his name. The clip ended. He heard a crumple and realized he had clenched your note in his fist as he watched you. He opened it.

"Bought provisions! You're not leaving again until I'm sick of you...so maybe 24 hours ;) "

He was smiling this time when he hit redial.

"Are you trying to make me retire again?"

"Naanaamiiii, I was just kidding about coming in tomorrow. Turns out I am swamped for the next three days."

"I am blocking you."

Masterlist

Really toed the line of my no cheating rule. Thanks for sending in a request @weebotaku21

#gojo x y/n #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #gojo imagine #gojo fluff #gojo angst #gojo fic #jjk imagines #jjk gojo #gojo smut #jjk smut #jjk #jjk nanami

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raccoon-eyed-rebel · 4 months

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2023 Character Wrapped

So thank you Charlie, for tagging me in this li'l 2023 Character Wrapped game...

Of course, I'm gonna have to start with my superstar, my baby, my one true love, my boy. This idiot fucknugget right here:

Mike.

He managed to appear in 3/7 series and 14/24 oneshots I wrote this year.

Mike is my chameleon, appearing as a vet student/barista, a bartender, your annoying neighbor and the sweetest boyfriend - to name a few.

And, of course, he's also one of my favorite boys in @geralts-yenn's Hearts Too Big universe.

I'm gonna go with August 'Pornstache' Walker.

Not because he appeared in many of the fics I've written, but because I love him and his 70's adult movie face-furniture so fucking much it hurts.

He's one of my favorite vampires, and he's Daddy AF.

He also appears in @deandoesthingstome's masterpiece Holiday Angel — where he's literally Daddy AF.... Your best friend's daddy. Shameful. Delicious.

Walter Marshall.

His grumpiness is ubiquitous, yet oddly versatile.

Over the past year, he's appeared as a grumpy college guy with his head stuck so far up his ass it almost needed surgical removal, a grumpy barista with a love for poetry (and @deandoesthingstome, eh... I mean... reader), a great Dom who loves to tie you up, and the best older brother.

I think that's it! See you again next year!

@ellethespaceunicorn @mysweetlittledesire @ramadiiiisme @littlefreya

Tell me about your favourite little guys!

#tag game #2023 character wrapped #spread the love

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kai-sillyman · 10 months

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Alrighty y'know what time it is heheh

TRR [Team Rainbow Rocket] Headcanons!!

[keep in mind this is just my AU you can have your own, this is just how I see these idiots]

[Also- yes I ship Lysandre & Cyrus, because I have my AU & my opinions, so don't like demonetize me saying some other ship is better stfu-]

-Giovanni-

Pansexual. Always been a little fruity, especially since he was a teen, & kinda crushes on Nanu- that's unrelated tho <3

Short as fuck. Like I mean this dude is 5 foot tall, whenever you see like photos of him with the rest of Team Rocket, he's usually standing on a fucking step-stool

Has rlly bad anxiety & shit like that, also takes antidepressants & medication because his mental health used to be rlly rlly bad [because of Ariana & just stressing out about managing Team Rocket] & he'll get like that bad if he goes long enough without them

Actually a decent father unlike his canon counterparts. Took care of Silver instead of putting him up for adoption after Ariana left, basically had to juggle trying not to be a deadbeat dad & managing a big mafia lmao. Silver turned out decent- he doesn't hate Giovanni so yippee!! [they actually get along whoa]

Absolutely fucking hates Professor Oak, due to some *personal* issues in the past.

Can cook rlly good. He actually wanted to get into culinary classes & shit but he got expelled out of highschool & then disowned so that was crushed along with his will to live

-Maxie-

Trans [FTM] Archie is rlly the only one who knows, because he's a nosy fucker lmao. Still has rlly bad body dysphoria- explaining all the layers & oversized jacket [didn't get top surgery because he's a chicken shit so he just wears a binder 24/7]

Not actually from Hoenn [surprise surprise!!]- originally from Orre but moved to Hoenn because it was transphobic as fuck & it genuinely just sucked lolz

One of the only sane ones in TRR, also actually smart [like he didn't wanna like dry up all the water he just wanted to make more islands in Hoenn- still a dangerous method haha]

Salty as fuck. Will find something annoying or unlikable about you, he doesn't care who the hell you are he will do it. Also, he fucking hates Archie- probably cuz he screws up his damn research & drags him along lmao

Overworks himself all the damn time, & has a bad habit of putting himself in uncomfortable situations- such as choosing his admins. Maybe he should've gotten to know Courtney & Tabitha more before making them the Team Magma admins [oki oki but Tabitha gives off the vibes that he streams League of Legends in a damn maid outfit every night. Also I don't like Courtney because she just gives off those creep vibes eugh]

-Archie-

Gay & polyamorous. All the surfer guys in Alola are NOT fucking safe because he's there lmao. Also him & Matt are exes, but since no hard feelings they're still friends

Aggressive wholesomeness 24/7- also THE ultimate extrovert who tries to be on good terms with everyone except if you're Ghetsis because if you're Ghetsis fuck you [he's an absolute sweetheart but also a dumbass]

Dumb as fuck. Half the shit he pulls he just did because he felt like it or he was bored- he doesn't have a goddamn reason he just fucking did it

His Sharpedo's name is Grace. This is very important because Grace is love Grace is life

Gives everyone stupid nicknames & makes horrible jokes & puns. Sometimes it's fucking unbearable because they're so damn cheesy & Maxie is yelling from across the room telling him to shut the fuck up but he thinks he's goddamn hilarious

-Cyrus-

Greysexual. Attracted to his opposite [sweet cute guys aka Lysandre]

He's emo guys!!! Omg real!!! If he's not wearing his Galactic uniform he's wearing oversized grunge style clothing- you will never see him wearing anything with colour. Also yes he wears eyeliner & people assume he wears eyeshadow but nah that's just his dark ass eyebags

He's a fucking empath & it's hilarious. He hates it because he tries so damn hard to ignore his emotions which only makes his already rapidly declining mental health worse

Horrible sleep schedule & just terrible at taking care of himself in general. He's running off of goddamn energy drinks & coffee- he won't sleep unless he passes out from exhaustion lmao. Also he only rlly eats like popcorn [which is usually like he's up at 2 in the morning watching a space documentary & he just binge eats it because he hasn't eaten in two weeks or something]

THE ultimate space nerd. If you even mention something space related he will give you a detailed explanation or description about said space thing- also he's got Team Galactic's base is all space themed & they have millions of dollars worth of stolen space tech lmao [autism moment yes Cyrus is autistic]

Has an engineering degree, also graduated highschool when he was 16 & got into college early. Moved out of his parents' house the second he had enough money

-Ghetsis-

Aroace. The most hardcore aroace guy out there. He has trouble with love & shit due to trauma, which also kinda makes it hard for him to admit that he does fucking care about N [he doesn't deserve N]

Do I really have to explain that this guy is fucking insane? Do I? [He's got actual BPD & he's narcissistic as hell but he's just gotten worse. Also autistic but that's not rlly- bad]

He looks like he'd be homophobic- but he's not. He just hates everyone. Also he's not like sexist or anything like that too

The most stylish & extra person you'll meet. He has a giant wardrobe & has all his clothes custom tailored- he has outfits for certain occasions & times, & he absolutely HAS to have the finest of jewelry & has to get himself all dolled up too. Bro is also feminine as hell sometimes. He knows he's fucking pretty

Has the most random talents & hobbies. I mean, he can swordfight- & also knows gardening?? Wha??? Also very musically talented- he plays 'elegant' instruments like the piano & harp

A goddamn drama queen. If his temper wasn't bad enough don't even get started on how damn overdramatic this asshole is. I swear Colress is so done with his shit

-Lysandre-

Asexual/Demiromantic. Attracted to everyone but preferably men, also will only be attracted to someone if he feels like he has an emotional bond with someone lol

Kinda on the dumber side. Also slow on things, like figuring out what he's actually doing. Genuinely a very sweet & kind person, also a bit of a crybaby but that's unimportant [undiagnosed ADHD]

He's a goddamn baker. He has a degree in business & finances or something- only because his parents made him. He's just an idiot lion baker man. That's also the only reason he took over Team Flare, the old leader kinda just appeared in an alley & told him he could have a bakery if he took up the offer lmaoo

Actually from another universe where he got shot by the Ultimate Weapon, but got swip swapped by Colress because why not!! Because it was a blast full of Xerneas's power [the whimsical deer fairy Pokemon of fucking life] he's immortal. He also can't get like injured- he'll just regenerate

He looks so goddamn intimidating- & he's oblivious to it. Half the time it's because he partially has a resting bitch face or he's squinting because he's kinda far-sighted. Whenever someone says something about it he just gets so fucking confused lmaoo

Thats all for now! I'll do a part 2 & maybe some extras for other characters like Colress- but yeah this is all for now lolzies

#team rainbow rocket #rainbow rocket #trr #giovanni #ghetsis #maxie #archie #cyrus #lysandre #pkmn #pokemon #my au #team rocket #team magma #team aqua #team plasma #team galactic #team flare

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cahmilo · 2 years

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Chocolate Love ㅡ carlos m.

pairing: carlos madrigal x reader

genre: angst to fluff

word count: 2.2K

tags: enemies to lovers, mentions of sickness, making out

summary: in which carlos madrigal both ruins and makes your valentine's day

“CARLOS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT” You yelled as loud as you can like the entire village could hear you. On your hand held a once white shawl, now drenched in red ink. Not only that, but your entire outfit is too. And theres only one man to blame.

Fucking Carlos Madrigal.

Your mortal enemy. You actually didn’t know what clicked inside both of your brains but one day when you were 10 years old, you and Carlos went from the best of friends to the most annoying enemies ever.

And speaking of enemy, there he was. In front of you with his mischievous smirk you just wanted to punch off.

“Why complain? I made it look better, Y/N.” He said calmly as if he didn’t do anything wrong.

To that, you pursed your lips, trying to hold back your profanities. “You knew what you’re doing Carlos, this is not the time to be pissing me off today.”

He walked closer to you, dabbing his fingers on the wet paint from your clothes and then painting your nose. This fucking asshole.

“I know what I’m doing, now you’re a clown with your bright red nose” His smug smile grew upwards as he started laughing at you. “Ay, Bonita/o. Cheer up a little. Clowns are always smiling, you should do it too.” Now, he painted the side of your lips, pushing his thumb upwards to your cheekbone, making it look like you’re a joker.

Finally getting fed up, you pushed him away from you. With gritted teeth and tear-stained eyes, you mumbled. “This isn’t over, Madrigal. Next time, fucking watch out.”

Walking away, you grabbed the now messed-up shawl while trudging towards home as you wiped away the paint from your face.

Going back to Carlos, he stood proud. But deep inside, he didn’t fail to notice your glassy eyes and that made him slightly stunned. Did he cross a line?

—

“No Mirabel, you don’t understand. I hate that fucking asshole of your primo. Every time I try to avoid him he just pops out of nowhere and ruins my day. One day I’ll snap and accidentally beat him up and I wouldn’t hear the rest of it from both our families.” You slumped on your bed. Mirabel was just there on your bed, lying down while reading a book.

“Already knew that, but what happened this time?” She asked, her voice also sounding annoyed from her cousin.

You looked at her and gestured to the shawl. “The shawl I was supposed to give to Luis! I wanted to give it to him on valentines tomorrow but that dumb idiot had to swoop in and cover it with red paint. It’s ruined now I feel bad cause he always give stuff to me.”

“Do you even like Luis? I mean sure, he clearly likes you but it didn’t seem like you were interested until now.”

“I don’t know? But I’m losing time Mirabel. If I don’t get a partner before 18 I’m gonna be arranged and that’s even worse. I’d rather take the effort and try to reciprocate my feelings.” You said, your hands fiddling on your blanket.

Mirabel stood up and put a hand on your shoulder. “Y/N, you’re a kind soul. But now, you’re being dishonest to Luis. Don’t force your feelings. If you don’t like him back, he’ll be okay with it rather than you pretending.”

She’s right. “But-”

“Your love will come one day and I know it! Someone else has their eye on you.” You raised your eyebrows at her. “What do you mean?”

Mirabel only shrugged. “You’ll find out soon. In the meantime, don’t make a fuss about it. Love will come when it wants to”

“It’s taking long! I’m not like you! I don’t have a knight in shining armor, I don’t have someone to accompany me 24/7, I don’t have someone I can prank and annoy with playfully, and I certainly do not have someone willing to spend their life with me!” Mirabel laughed at you rambling.

“If you want, you can take Carlos. He’s basically everything you mentioned”

Your eyes widen. “NO! He’s an ass! Never did he do anything that made me happy.”

Mirabel looked at you and squinted her eyes. “Really? ‘Knight in shining armor’ he took the blame when you broke Osvaldo’s cart. He skips his chores to accompany you, he pranks you a lot and also, everyone knows he’s not a people person but every time I see him with someone it’s always you.”

“....”

“HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!” You threw a pillow at her. “And I thought the house cracks were the most insane thing you have said.”

Mirabel gasped dramatically, a hand on her chest. But seeing your unreadable face, she laughed. “Ay Y/N, you are just a lamb to the slaughter.”

Standing up, Mirabel took a glance at your window, seeing it already dark.

“That’s my cue, amiga/o. See ya” You gave her a friendly hug, saying your goodbyes, until she muttered.

“Oh and Y/N, the paint was red for a reason.”

What? Why?

—

You slept in. It was already noon. And to be even more worse,

It was finally Valentine’s Day.

Of course, you didn’t prepare anything anymore. Mirabel’s words circled around your head, probably even in your dreams as well.

“Everyone knows he’s not a people person but every time I see him with someone it’s always you.”

Yep, you’re going crazy. There’s no way that the Carlos Madrigal likes you. Yes, hes attractive but sometimes he annoys you. Though you are rivals, there are times you share when he was an actual decent person. Only thing is, he always looks so insincere and you hated that. You hate it when people put a mask on you. And he always does it.

Snapping away from your thoughts, you opened your doorstep only to find a very very large teddy bear, almost the size of you. On it’s hand held a bouquet and a letter.

“Y/N! Aren’t you just the luckiest person!” A middle-aged lady said as she passes by you, seeing the extravagant gift.

You shyly shrugged. “It’s not too much Señora, but here, Happy Valentines.” Plucking out a rose from the bouquet, you handed it to her.

“Oh, aren’t you sweet! I saw the boy coming by to drop the teddy bear here, he’s also such a dear! I hope you guys end up together” Your eyes widened at the comment, but then gave a warm smile before she leaves you alone.

Oh, Luis. You really are a dear. I don’t deserve you.

Reading the letter, it said to meet him by the bridge on the river. Quickly preparing yourself, you dragged the teddy bear to your house as you immediately ran to the river to meet Luis.

—

Huh?

Once you approached the bridge, no one was there.

“Was I being set-up?” You mumbled to yourself. Dropping down your shoulders, you tried to walk back home, seeing that the sun was already about to set.

But as you turned back, you heard a voice very familiar to you.

“Leaving so soon?” Your heartbeat paces faster. Turning around, your eyes are met with a familiar maroon ruana.

“What do you want, Carlos?” You grumbled. “I don’t have time for you right now.”

Carlos only bit his lip, inching closer to you. “Oh, then what are you in such a hurry for, Y/N?” His half-lidded eyes gazed onto yours and you tried so hard not to fall for it.

“I’m meeting Luis here for Valentines.”

Carlos raised his eyebrow, “Oh really? And what did he give to you that was so special?” Hiding a gulp, he grew nervous of the answer.

“A life-sized teddy bear.”

That was it. His breaking point.

“You are so stupid, Y/N. Did you really think Luis would be into you like that?” His eyes turned dark, shoulders raised higher and his smile turned from sly to smug.

“Fuck off Carlos, he’s more of a sweetheart than you’ll ever be.” You crossed your arms, sending you a glare.

He chuckled, “You don’t see it do you? You are a gullible fool.”

And you, you were also near your breaking point. It took you a lot not to slap him right there and right now.

“What is your problem with me, Madrigal! Do you think insulting me would make me feel better? Why are you such an ass!”

“Because you’re too dumb!”

“Too dumb?! How am I the dumb one! You always get in my nerves no matter how much I try not to! I try to understand! I try to be patient! Tell me why I’m too dumb! Tell me what makes me dumb! YOU CANT! Because I’m not the dumb one! I’m not too dumb to-”

“YOU’RE TOO DUMB TO REALIZE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. IDIOT” He finally snapped.

Your eyes widened. You managed to choke out a “What?”

“YOU’RE TOO DUMB TO SEE THROUGH ME! It was never Luis! Luis never gave you the teddy bear, I did! Luis never brought you those flowers, I did! You thanked Luis for buying you your favorite dress and you wondered why he was confused? Because he didn’t give you that dress! I DID! God, every time I try to make a move on you, you always think its Luis and it pisses me off! Luis never liked you and I have been saying that ever since. HE DOESN’T LOVE YOU, HE’S NOT THE ONE FOR YOU. BECAUSE IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ME!”

He dropped down his shoulders, sweat beading his forehead as he finally manages to stop his tantrum. Raking his hands in his hair, he looked away and took deep breaths to calm himself down.

And you, you were frozen. All of his words just came into you like a firetruck, rapidly sending alarms over your mind. You couldn’t speak, and you definitely couldn’t move.

You didn’t have the energy to yell anymore, and to be honest. You deserved it. His words hit you so hard, it managed to almost break you. That’s when you realized why, because this was the first time he ever raised his voice at you.

Carlos, finally calming down, didn’t even give you a chance to speak and he knew why. You were overwhelmed, and he also felt bad for spitting it all out to you.

So, reaching out from the back of his ruana, he pulled out a heart-shaped box containing chocolate.

Going back to his cold persona, he lightly shoved it towards you. “Here. Tia and I made it.”

Finally regaining your senses, you looked up at him. “No.” His eyes widened.

“No. Carlos, I CAN see through you. You’re pranking me and it’s going way too far.”

Taken aback, he furrowed his eyebrows at you. “I’m not pranking you. Take the goddamn chocolate.”

“You most definitely put something in there. I’m not eating anything made from your hands.” Crossing your arms, you decided to be stubborn, knowing full well that this was probably another stunt he pulled to mess with you.

“Fucking hell, Y/N why are you so goddamn stubborn?”

“Eat the chocolate first, and then I’ll see whether you spiked it or not.”

Giving up, Carlos sighs. While glaring at you, he opened the box, showing the beautiful design. It seemed perfect. The shape of the frosting, the colors, the perfect circular coating. It looked delicious and you desperately want to try it, but it was from Carlos. You should be careful.

Carlos took the middle chocolate, the only one frosted into a heart. He popped it to his mouth without hesitation. He didn’t seem to chew it though.

You nodded in approval, figuring that it wasn’t spiked after all. But as you reached for the box, he pulled it back. You looked at him in disbelief.

Now he’s not giving it to me? What the hell?

Moving closer to you, Carlos took a long glance at your face. You only stared at him back, and admired him. Jesus, who knew he was this attractive up close.

Leaning even closer, Carlos took the initiative to cup your jaw rather tightly, making you look up to him.

He crashed his lips on yours.

Eyes wide, you were taken aback. But then you returned the kiss seconds later, Feeling the warmth around you.

Suddenly, he bit your lip, making you gasp. And as you parted your mouth,

he pushed the chocolate treat onto yours with his tongue.

Shit, I’m gonna lose it.

Finally tasting the chocolate that he made, your heart swelled at how delicious it actually was. But it wasn’t sweeter than this kiss right now. He then kissed you more gently, pulling you on the waist while you rake your hands all over his curls, making him groan against your lips. Fuck, this was hot. Was all you thought.

The hues of the sunset complimenting this view the chirping of the birds singing a lovely tune, god it was so perfect. You could get lost in this moment and not give a shit about anything else. Carlos was surprisingly a good kisser and you craved for more.

But then he pulled away and smirked at your flustered image. Putting his hands on his pockets, he smiled genuinely for the first time. Not his mischievous or sly grin, but an actual smile that reached his eyes. A smile that holds love, admiration and care. You melted at this sight.

Grabbing back the chocolate box, he pushed it forward to you gently.

“So, is it a yes, mi amor?”

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