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radioactive-earthshine · 1 year

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Let's start with some of the Big Gay Ships in DC -Halbarry -Superbat -Boostle Lessgo

HalBarry

Ship It!!!

What made you ship it?

The comics, specifically The Brave and the Bold, every chapter. Also various and numerous moments from the Silver Age comics. Hal's descent to Parallax after Barry's death etc.

2.) What are your favorite things about the ship?

They compliment each other. Hal pushes Barry to be bolder and to embrace impulsivity and diversity while Barry grounds Hal (literally) to take in the whole picture first.

3.) Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

They're both at least bi, Hal most likely pansexual. They're also both Jewish.

I published this too fast, working on answering the rest hold on...

SuperBat

Okay, so this is an interesting one. If it is Bruce/Clark then I DON'T SHIP IT. But if it is Hernan Guerra and Kirk Langstrom from Justice League Gods and Monsters... then YES I SHIP IT. So this deserves two answers.

Clark/Bruce

Don’t Ship It (I'm actually neutral about it tbh)

Why don’t you ship it?

Clark deserves better tbh. And this is just me but I just see Clark as het and that's okay.

2.) What would have made you like it?

I think if Clois wasn't so thoroughly one of my favorite canon relationships I might ship it. I am actually fairly neutral about it, I do appreciate art of it (one of my favorite pieces of fanart is of an elderly Bruce and Clark snuggling) but I just don't go out of my way for it. Also I am sort of in a bat-purge phase.

3.) Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

It's really cute and I can see where the dynamic would come in and I LOVE Bruce getting in-laws that would love love love him. Alfred was a great father to him but Bruce still missed a huge chunk of his life and Ma and Pa could help fill just a little bit more of it. Then get pissed with his antics and join Alfred in scolding him. Bruce getting yelled at by three parental figures delights.

Hernan/Kirk

Ship It

What made you ship it?

"You were hungry." 😭

2.) What are your favorite things about the ship?

I love that they both have trust for each other and transparency despite being harsher renditions of Superman and Batman. Gods and Monsters overall was a GREAT story showing us harsher versions of Batman, Superman and Wonderwoman without making them e v i l and I appreciate it. Both the movie and the comics were just compelling. But about them in particular I really appreciate that their ship (as small as the fandom is) focuses on themes of a classic superbat ship but without the guarding secrecy. I love that Hernan took a look at this dude with a RAT in his mouth and thought "Ah yeah, I need to know this dude" and it went from there. Also, Kirk is literally a Vampire Batman that kills but is not part of some dystopian ruling class.

3.) Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

More people should ship it and at the very least give the movie a watch and if it dazzles check out the comic for deeper lore.

Boostle

Ship It

What made you ship it?

Honestly, truly honestly. That.... ONE... episode in Batman the Brave and the Bold. You know... the one.

2.) What are your favorite things about the ship?

This dumbass vs also a dumbass but a little more adjusted. I love that Michael gets himself into these crazy things and Ted is right there, he doesn't WANT to be there, but he went there anyway and he saw what was going to happen but he's there anyway. I love that Ted is one of the few people that sees the real Michael and appreciates the whole package.

3.) Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Ted needs to stop fucking DYING. But that's not unpopular. Michael isn't THAT stupid either but that's also not very unpopular.

#fixed

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saveme-storybrooke-potc · 2 years

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My SMALLVILLE opinions that no one asked for

Clois >>>>> anyone else in this show, their love dynamic was amazing. I love how they went from strangers - friends - flirting - lovers, I forgot how far into the show they even got together because of how close they were

Pete >>>>> Chloe, I loved the friendship between him and Clark, the fact that he was first to know about Clark's secret was amazing and his protectiveness of his friendship with Clark and Clark's with Lex is completely understandable.

SMALLVILLE Justice League >>>>>>>> Whatever DC makes today, I actually haven't really watched any Superhero movies other than the Batman Vs Robin, Justice League Vs Teen Titans, or THE BATMAN since I'm not really a fan of WB and there are some actors in the newer movies that I DO NOT want to support, but SMALLVILLE always gave these characters interesting stories (even if they only appeared in a few episodes) and a full episode dedicated to them

Clex >>>>>> Superman Vs Luthor, the fact that their origin has them being friends???? I mean like

Look at this it's perfect, the billionaire and the farm boy, Lex really valued this friendship and the fact that they met at like age 3 (Clark) and age 9 (Lex)

This meeting was so wholesome, I re-watch this episode over and over again because it was so strong for a pilot episode, I remember when I was 10 and first watched it I was blown away and wanted to see more.

Martha and Jonathan Kent were amazing, they were great parents to Clark, they had character and their chemistry was just so natural, my heart broke when Jonathan died because there'd be no more of them

Lex >>>> any other Villain origin story, Alexander Luthor's story wasn't all "happy life turns sad then person turns to evil" Lex literally fought hard to be a good person, sure he had his untrustworthy moments but SMALLVILLES Lex Luthor had such a good story that I even forgot that he was Superman's greatest enemy

Annnnnd that's all I can think of right now, maybe when I finish the show I'll add more but I'm currently re-watching it since it's been 4 years since I last watched it where I left off and I want to relive all the experiences that I binged in one summer

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avasillva · 2 years

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bonus:

clois & supercorp parallels: flowers 💐 (or, supers showing up with flowers to comfort their sad/shaken up gfs)

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cloisfics · 2 years

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MORNING ROUTINE

Pairing : Clark Kent/Lois Lane

Genre : Romance, Tooth-rotting fluff

Disclaimer: I own nothing. It's all DC's property!

Spoliers: Nothing, I guess!

Type: Random drabble

Fandoms: Superman-All media types

Rating : K+

It was still the most comforting sound in his world. The gentle rhythm blocked out the cacophony of noises which wildly enveloped him-ones which his sensitive hearing picked up easily, ones that sometimes got too much to bear and ones which disrupted many of his dreamless sleeps; the variety was countless- ranging from the honking of horns from the early traffic below to the ringing of bells ten blocks away. But, every single time- she managed to conquer it without ever knowing.

Clark smiled at the fond memory from all those years ago.

"You-what?" her tone was of blatant surprise.

His, on the other hand was of instant panic. "It's just.." he gazed up into hazel eyes which took all the words away. "I tune into your heartbeat, Lois. When I'm away on rounds" It's the one thing which keeps me sane- he wanted to add, but no... he wasn't going to make this any more difficult for her.

Her face somehow became unreadable after that. And he couldn't do anything except wordlessly ponder on how much of an idiot he had been. He knew he shouldn't have indulged into her sense of privacy like that. He knew he shouldn't have alarmed her. He knew he should apologize that instant before it became worse, assure her he wouldn't ever do that again- he couldn't mess up now...not when he had to go round and round for three years before she finally agreed to go out with him. But no words came. The next were one of the longest two minutes in his entire life.

"Lois..." he tried weakly.

"Oh!" she seemed to snap out of her haze then. "I'm sorry- I was...." she raised her hands, she looked uncertain for a moment. "You're saying you listen into my heartbeat..uh- you can hear it when you are-" she made a swooshing gesture.

"Yes?" he said, tentatively.

She fixed him with a awed gaze.

"Wow!" she paused to revel on it. "That's- deep, Smallville." she was smiling now, and he was at yet another loss of what to say. She leaned back on her chair to stare at him from the opposite booth.

"But next time you decide to let me into Clark Kent's stalking adventures...work on that poker face of yours." she grinned from ear to ear, teasingly, and then whispered, loud enough for him to hear. "It's terrible."

She winked.

He could now sense the change in rhythm, though. In a minute, he would hear her curse the blanket tangled around her, then him- for intentionally not waking her up, and then the loud commotion as she made her way into the bathroom to get a head start on the morning. Typical, but still- bringing out a wide smile on his face, without fail.

And- Sure enough, as soon as he put the kettle to boil, he heard her mutter, "Damn quilt! I swear one of these days-". He smirked.

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"Don't you think you would've liked if I had learnt to cook?" She asked abruptly as she took a sip of the morning coffee, shamelessly ogling him busying himself over the stove.

Clark turned to face her with a bemused expression, wondering what brought this on again and again.

"Don't you think we have experimented that enough, honey?" he reminded, a slight raise of his eyebrows illustrating his point. The last time she decided she wanted to assist him, the session concluded with burnt omelettes, a smoking kitchen and a frustrated Lois. He was willing to bet they wouldn't fare any better this time. It never stopped her, though.

Lois put the coffee mug down, rolled her eyes and made her way towards him from the far end of the dining table.

"Yeah, you tease me now, Smallville. I'm sure putting together the ingredients for a few silly pancakes is not as hard as you make it seem to be."

He bit back the smile. "Oh yeah?" he challenged.

"Why not?" She asked dismissively. "You waste a whole hour..." she searched for the right words ".... perfecting the crust- for heaven's sake!"

"Hm. Let's see...How many helpings do you take anyhow? Don't you think you should be giving me more credit on perfecting the crust, Lo?"

She shot him an unamused glare. "Very funny. But I'm sure I wouldn't take as long, anyhow. Maybe I can teach you to mix with a spatula? Plus point is- you'll get it done under half hour." she mocked.

And then, she snatched the mixing bowl from him and started whipping the flour, milk, eggs, cocoa and powdered sugar furiously.

"What do you think you are doing?"

"What does it look like I'm doing? Try and Keep up, farm boy!"

"Lo!" he faked mild irritation now. "You're not doing it right!"

"There isn't a right way of mixing a bowl of pancake batter, Clark!" she told him, exasperated.

"Yes. There is." he said, very seriously. "And you are doing it- right now!"

She didn't bother to reply. But he could sense the determination in her eyes: Try and stop me

Two hands made their way around her waist. She nearly squealed as he effortlessly lifted her and placed her far away from the bowl. And before he knew it, they were fighting like dumb kids over a bowl of batter. Not that he minded. Not one bit. In fact, he thanked the universe for letting them have the moment to themselves. It was a rarity when she was in a playful mood- that early or when earthquakes, floods and muggings did not interrupt their morning routine.

He couldn't point out how they ended up on the floor, the packet of all purpose flour currently raining on them all over as they laughed idiotically.

"Hm....Good morning." she said closing in to kiss him.

"Good morning!" Clark nuzzled her gently.

"We really are a mess now huh?"

"I dunno about me. But you are the most beautiful mess I've come across."

"Cheesy, aren't we?"

She looked at him for a second and then asked thoughtfully- "But, jokes aside- wouldn't you have preferred if I had been able to whip up meals for you? If I wasn't a walking disaster as soon as I stepped into the kitchen threshold?"

"Why?"

She hesitated, looking anywhere but him, and answered, softly: "I don't know. There are times when I really wanted to. But I guess it doesn't come to me that easily." she then laughed dryly, shaking her head, tangling her fingers through his dark locks.

"I'll tell you what I prefer. I love you exactly as you are, walking disaster zone or not." he said, voice low, eyes giving her that same tender look reserved just for her and her alone, and she couldn't help but melt. "And I really don't see the need of you cooking when I signed up for a lifelong pact to do it. Would it have helped if I added that in a really cheesy way to my wedding vows?"

And just like that, the spell was broken. She gently slapped his chest. Hand it to him to make her smile in two seconds flat, however put out she appeared to be.

"Shut up, Kent!"

He laughed again and she couldn't help hers, either. "Hm...I could get used to this!"

"What? A food fight?"

"Oh no, honey." he shook his head "This wasn't a food fight!"

"True. But we still have a chance-" she stopped, sniffing the air. "Do you smell smoke?"

Clark's smitten profile immediately rearranged to the "Superman look" she adored. He bolted up pulling her with him. The pan left without pancakes on the stove was now letting off puffs of smoke. She coughed, and it distinctly sounded like giggles.

He picked up the burning utensil with his bare hand and threw it under the running cold water from the kitchen sink. Lois couldn't hold back her giggles anymore, and burst into another fit. She was feeling vaguely lightheaded and giddy at that point.

"And you tell me you are the one with the 'super-smell' Smallville!" she said once it subsided.

Clark Kent-her husband, the most powerful man on earth, stood in the middle of their kitchen, blushing.

"Yeah well, I was kinda distracted!" he ran a hand over his dark hair.

"I know! I'm irresistible."

"You better keep that in mind, Miss Lane!"

He felt her heartbeat skyrocketing, as he pulled her close, leaned down, trailed his hand under his jersey and up the bare skin of her back. He smiled into the kiss: coffee, pancakes and the mess which was now their kitchen, forgotten

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hawkofkrypton · 4 years

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ZACK’S SNYDER JUSTICE LEAGUE CONFIRMED TO BE RELEASED IN 2021!

(Everything you need to know!)

Its gonna be either a 4H movie or a 6-part miniseries and Idk which one I love more.

THE OG CREW IS COMING BACK TO SCORE, EDIT, AND FINISH ALL THE VISUAL FX

OH MY SHIT CHRIS TERRIO IS BACK BITCHES, NO MORE “THIRSTY” BULLCRAP.

To put it plainly, we won. Great one team, Im still processing it all!

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annagoraphoebe · 4 years

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Family ❤️ - Snyder Cut

#amy adams #hollywood #dc comics #movies #actor #my edit #batman vs superman: dawn of justice #man of steel #sharp objects #enchanted #henry cavill #diane lane #zack snyder #superman #clark kent #clois #justice league

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jetslay · 4 years

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BvS’ Death of Superman by Rodrigo Boettcher.

#Superman #Clark Kent #Lois Lane #Clois #DCEU #bvs #batman vs superman: dawn of justice #Henry Cavill #Doomsday #DC Comics #Rodrigo Boettcher #art

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beforethepoison · 3 months

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guys i am tired...its gonna miss some scenes for batman vs superman clois but i guess you guys dont mind much hum

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the-army-brat-and-the-nerd · 10 months

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You're all I'll ever need.

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stormkrigeren · 4 years

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I need a compilation of Clark Kent just saying ‘ope’ as he finds himself in various situations.

#ope #clark says ope #farmboy #midwestern aesthetic #honestly midwesterners say ope all the time #clark kent #kal-el #batman vs superman #man of steel #smallville #clois

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lyrainbeleriand · 4 years

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Editing and colouring by myself.

I love you Lois Lane. Until the end of time.

#DC #dceu #dcau #Clois #superman #all star superman #batman vs superman: dawn of justice #Lois lane #clark kent #All star and bvs are just simply my favourite clois work

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armageddon-generation · 5 years

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Starting the DCEU right: fixing BvS and its lead-up

BvS is really frustrating, so I rewrote it, re-ordered the existing movies and inserted in a Batman movie

1. Wonder Woman

Start the DCEU off with a ‘bold’ statement with the first female led superhero movie, and the first chronologically.

2. Man of Steel

Bright colours, bloody hell

Cut the heavy-handed Jesus/Messiah symbolism. Superman was created by Jews anyway, Christiansing him feels disrespectful

Put it in chronological order starting in Smallville, so we’re invested in Clark’s struggle

Pa Kent doesn’t die in a tornado, that scene is ridiculous

Move the Krypton sequence in the beginning to when Jor El is explaining Clark’s origin to him in the Arctic ship, so we maintain the mystery and don’t repeat ourselves

Focus on Clark trying to live a normal life – his relationship with Lois, becoming a reporter, while he fights regular crime in secret (the Smallville blur trope)

Zodd attacking disrupts that peace and forces Superman to go public for the first time

Thematically, classic ‘regular guy doing the right thing’ Richard Donner Superman is fighting off the ‘detached alien Messiah figure’ Zack Snyder Superman Zodd wants him to become

Metropolis’ destruction and Clark being forced to kill Zodd still happens, but show Clark trying to avoid populated areas and save bystanders instead of fight, Zodd just won’t let him.

3. Batman: Under the Red Hood

Under the Red Hood (UtRH) with a depressed robin-less Batman

Follow basic outline of UtRH animated movie (75 mins) in a 2-hour movie, incorporating elements of The Killing Joke

UtRH is a mystery that lets us focus on Batman’s detective side

Talia resurrected Jason as an apology to Bruce – allude to Damian’s existence when we visit the League of Assassins and establish their past romance

UtRH is the perfect story to introduce the batfamily - Bruce still isn’t talking to Dick after kicking him out to become Nightwing, the Red Hood pushes them to work together, but uncovering Jason’s identity fractures their relationship further (fight?)

Killing Joke happened recently and Barbra is still recovering. Show the events leading up to and after it in PTSD flashbacks, but framed through Barbra’s empowering story of recovery, not the traumatic incident itself. Maybe introduce Leslie Thompkins as her therapist.

Bruce is also estranged from Commissioner Gordon as a result of Killing Joke. When Jason finds out the Joker paralysed Barbra after he died and Bruce still let him live, he’s even angrier

This story is the perfect set-up for the DCEU’s (recast) Joker; he’s a secondary villain to Jason, but by mixing both UtRH and Killing Joke, his two most famous/heinous crimes, he immediately becomes a terrifying bogeyman with an established relationship with Batman

Stealth set-up for Birds of Prey (Oracle), Nightwing, and Red Hood and the Outlaws movies

By the end of the movie both Jason and Joker escape and Bruce is left isolated and questioning his no-kill code after Jason’s arguments, Joker escaping yet again, and all his recent trauma, setting up his emotional state for BvS

The only ones to stay by his side are Alfred and Lucius Fox

4. Batman vs Superman

Clark is our protagonist, Bruce the sympathetic villain who’s redeemed by the end

After killing Zodd in MoS, Clark is determined not to kill – CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT through an opening action sequence

He and Lois are newlyweds

Clark wants to be trusted, and that means conforming to government control (like in The Dark Knight Returns, except this time it’s sympathetic) – his moral dilemma is whether them controlling Superman is a good thing

Clark hates Batman because Bruce is becoming more and more recklessly violent (The Dark Knight Returns) since UtRH and The Killing Joke and his support structure collapsing. Clark reports on how the Bat-Brand is causing criminal deaths (which is now a big No-No for Supes, without him being a hypocrite) - cut the unimportant conflict with Perry White

During the Metropolis attack Bruce loses someone. I don’t like killing a black character, but it makes the most sense that Lucius Fox would be in the Wayne Tech building and die. The audience has a history with the character – not only was he in UtRH, but also the Dark Knight Trilogy.

Alfred loses a leg, as in the Earth One graphic novels – that gruffer version of the character is similar to Jeremy Irons’ portrayal anyway

Bruce now has legitimate reasons to fear Clark, and he has no support network left.

Wayne Industries is funding the rebuilding of Metropolis, in collaboration with Lexcorp (like in the No Man’s Land comic event). Lex (recast) is presented as an ally to Bruce, sympathising with and stoking the flames of his Superman hatred

Insert the Diana subplot in here – BUT DON’T SPOIL HER BEING IN THE MOVIE IN THE TRAILERS. Bruce catches her snooping around at one of Lex’s fundraisers for rebuilding Metropolis.

Lex doesn’t just have her photo – in the hundred years since Wonder Woman, Diana has become a protector of mythological beings (Nick Fury for the Gods). Instead of the email attachment of Justice League teaser trailers, Lex has stolen information from Diana that reveals the locations of Themascyra and Atlantis, the sister cities.

Bruce and Diana can have a philosophical discussion about new gods outmoding old gods without it being out of place – Diana is unsure of her place in this changing world

Lex is also planning to run for President – he encourages Bruce’s anti-authoritarian sentiment. The GCPD have started a manhunt for the more brutal Batman. Legitimise this sentiment further by having Clark’s main contact to the Government be morally corrupt Amanda Waller (replacing Holly Hunter’s Senator) who wants to use Clark in black-ops missions.

We see one of these missions. Amanda wants Clark to kill, which he refuses to do, only for her to kill the targets anyway. (a version of the drone strike scene that opened the original BvS)

This causes huge moral conflict for Clark – show he and Lois debating and supporting each other at home – Lois doesn’t trust Waller and starts investigating her.

Bring in the Sons of Batman subplot from The Dark Knight Returns – Batman’s brutal new tactics inspire a gang of, deadly copycat vigilantes. Possibly you could turn them into the We Are Robin gang from Scott Snyder’s comic run

We learn about the gang from the POV of one kid – Tim Drake (or Duke Thomas, but we’d have to give him Tim’s origin – figuring out Batman’s identity as a child detective)

Tim experiences the terror and violence Batman’s new brutality is inspiring on the streets of Gotham – he goes to Wayne Manor, only to find it abandoned. Alfred lets him into the Batcave to shake some sense into Bruce, and Tim gives his pitch about Batman always needing a Robin to balance him. Bruce kicks him out.

A scene where Lex inducts the wheelchair-bound Metropolis victim into his scheme.

The conflict and tension is driven up by Superman breaking up a Sons of Batman rally, then confronting Batman while he’s torturing some criminals.

Bruce is working on his power armour, exhausted. Here we see a version of the Knightmare sequence:

Future!Barry runs in, grabs Bruce and zips into the post-apocalypse to show him the future. This is the only time we see Batman kill in the movie – driven over the edge. He is fighting Evil Superman, bearded in the black suit, looking a lot like Zodd. Darkseid looms as a dark, unidentified figure in the distance. Barry runs Bruce back, yelling to find him in the present and watch out for Luthor, but Darkseid’s Omega beams hit and kill him just as Bruce is thrown back into the Cave.

He passes out, then wakes up later, convinced he’d had a dream about Superman destroying the world.

Lex lets Batman steal the kryptonite – he’s getting desperate

Finally, with the Batman crisis worsening, Waller orders Clark to take Bruce down. Bruce is waiting with his power armour.

The fight should be a pastiche of fights from the comics – sonic weapons and kryptonite gas, but also Red Sun lasers and that moment in Hush where Bruce electrocutes Clark with the mains supply of a whole city.

Meanwhile, Lois’ investigation into Waller has uncovered that the government agents ordering Clark around answer to Lex Luthor. She realises Lex has been manipulating Superman and Batman into fighting in the hopes of killing both (supplying the kryptonite etc). Mercy Graves shows up to kill her but Lois escapes.

Meanwhile, Tim breaks back into the Batcave and steals a Robin suit.

Both Tim and Lois arrive at the scene of the fight and stop Bruce delivering the final blow. Instead of MARTHA!, Tim and Lois talk their respective heroes down, Lois explains Lex’s role. Bruce remembers Barry’s warning – was that dream real?

Lex realises what’s going on and releases his Big Bad, Metallo (replacing shit Doomsday), a kryptonite-powered cyborg mech created from the wheelchair-bound Metropolis victim and Kryptonian-killing weapons technology from Zodd’s ship. This way the fight ties in with the consequences of Clark destroying Metroplolis.

Diana, having been in the Lexcorp facility to steal her information back, arrives to fight with Clark and Bruce. She’s decided she’s still a hero.

The power is out in Gotham after Bruce used the mains to fight Clark, and the city is in chaos.

Bruce enlists Tim to evacuate the city and stop rioting while Clark and Diana fight Metallo – adapting the Dark Knight Returns sequence where Bruce rides through Gotham on horseback, enlisting the Sons of Batman to do some good.

This is the culmination of Bruce’s arc; accepting Superman is needed while stopping a repeat of Metropolis’ destruction by damage-controlling his fight. He’s also taking responsibility for his impact on Gotham through the gang.

Lex remotely sets Metallo to self-destruct when he starts losing the fight. Clark tries to save his enemy (DEVELOPMENT from MoS) but dies in the explosion due to the fatal dose of radiation poisoning. This death sets up the next 'phase’ of movies

We’ve set up several threads for future movies – we are aware of Atlantis thanks to Diana’s information, without having Aquaman thrown in our faces.

Lex gets away – Bruce breaks into his office and confronts him, but Lex is untouchable and still running for President

Bruce is now privately investigating what he saw in the Knightmare, including finding Barry Allen

Tim starts training to be the next Robin – Bruce is learning from his mistakes with Jason.

Amanda Waller sets up Suicide Squad

Lois is revealed to be pregnant with Clark’s child at the end, paralleling Clark’s natural birth in Man of Steel

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