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suzypfonne · 6 months

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My brain has chosen to plague me with this imaginary conversation between Aziraphale and Crowley. So I'm passing it on to you.

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It's evening. They're seated at the small table in the rear of the bookshop, drinking.

"Crowley? Might I ask you to interpret a phrase I heard earlier?"

"Sure. Wot? Was it in French or something?"

"No. I was out for my morning constitutional in St. James Park. I stopped to feed the ducks, frozen peas of course, darling. When two young ladies, walking hand-in-hand, passed by. One of them said to the other 'when we get home, I'm going to jump your bones'."

*Crowley coughs and sputters, choking on his drink*

"Only, it sounded rather violent, but it was said with such a-affection. I found it quite confusing."

*Crowley, wiping his mouth and finding his composure* "Angel, they were suggesting the two of them get frisky we they got home. Humans... very indirect creatures..."

"Oh... Oh! It was code for 'sexual congress'? Oh, how lovely. I do hope it went well. They were quite handsome together."

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hoodoo12 · 8 months

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#beetlejuice #conversations in my head

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nonaclare88 · 2 months

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"Nona, how do you deal with demand avoidance?"

"Well, once every 4 weeks or so, when I have had to resort to wearing rags for knickers and a date night push-up bra, I take 7-10 loads of washing to the laundromat and wash and dry it all in the big machines."

"...does that actually help in the long term?"

"Look, you asked how I dealt with it, not how I solved it, and I don't think I like your tone Imaginary Interlocutor.'

#adhd #actually adhd #adhd things #conversations in my head

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adequate-alice · 2 years

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“Aren’t you concerned?”

“Of course I’m concerned, but what do you want me to do about those concerns? Voice them?! Ha, no thank you.”

- Adequate Alice

#actually neurodivergent #intrusive thoughts #social anxiety #actually ocd #writeblr #when anxiety and ocd collide #conversations in my head #whyyy

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bee26s · 2 years

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My thoughts race, turn themselves around, and do it again.

HB

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thestuffedalligator · 7 months

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My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and it’s long since gone from “Goofy running gag” to “I don’t know how much money he’s willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.”

Where the fuck can we go from here

#my life #bee movie #he’s already given me the academy For Your Consideration copy #and copies in greek mandarin and korean #AND copies of the bee movie video game AND pez dispensers AND christmas ornaments #AND bee movie converse sneakers distributed only to members of the cast and crew #at this point i fully expect to find the severed head of jerry seinfeld in a box this christmas #10k #20k

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llovely · 3 months

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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

#this was playing like a movie scene in my head last night based on a conversation we had #i guess its a poem? or sorts? i dont what to call this #but yeah <3 enjoy my ripped open heart lol #i love 2 be butch!!!!!!!! yippeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#abby is making #poetry #lesbian #butch4femme #mwah

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issacharmastersdp18 · 1 year

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I know it’s not entirely uncommon for people to imagine potential conversions with people you know you’re almost certainly never going to have, but want to be prepared for, just in case.

My question is: Do you ever smile irl at something you or the other person imaginarily said that was funny and someone around you irl asks why and you have to lie about it so they don’t think you’re crazy?

#shower thoughts #conversations in my head #please tell me you do this too #neurodivergent

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wigglebox · 8 months

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Sad Bois’ Story Time

Bonus:

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falled-over · 3 months

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its true he just comes to you in your moment of need

#i was playing the game and then i had to make dinner #i remember seeing posts about this phenomenon before even playing the game... it inspired me i had to know him #it was so funny i was not trying to think of him at all and his voice actor just appeared in my head doing my secondary narration thing #you know what i mean. when youre doing something so you have a little conversation in your head.#its been like years since ive had a character narrate it for me. the speech pattern is even my best impression of him #dont play video game for hours #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi

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flamingpudding · 8 months

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Red Hood: Okay you little shit. Give me three reasons why I shouldn't fucking shoot you right now?

Danny: I only need one. You would miss.

Red Hood: I would miss. At point blank? You fucking serious?

Danny: Yup, point blank doesn't matter. You would still miss.

Red Hood was very tempted. His gun was loaded with rubber bullets. The worst the kid would get would be a big and ugly bruise right on the forehead. Like the once he gave his brothers when they were especially annoying, mostly Dick thou. That would teach this little shit of an overconfident teenager a lesson.

Danny just got separated from his class during the school trip and wandered into Crime Alley, interrupting a drug deal and getting then discovered by the local Crime Lord after he beat up the bad guys. Really, he had just wanted to buy a shake real quick.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #jason todd #red hood #dpxdc #dp x dc #late night thoughts #i need sleep #instead that conversations poped up in my head #can someone sent Alfred to knock me out?#do what you want with this

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psygull-arts · 1 year

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stupid red pyramid thing i'm fuckin ballin

#silent hill #silent hill 2 #james sunderland #''MARY IS SICK'' BITCH ME TOO lives in my head forever i cannot stop thinking about it #recommended listening: A Little Less Conversation (Junkie XL Remix)

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royalarchivist · 1 month

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[After they talk about Pac's debt to the Pancake Mafia, and Pac warns her about Sir Reaper]

Bagi: I think you're the one that needs to be careful, because soon you might lose your other leg.

Pac: N-no! NO! Please don't! Stop- stop! STOP TALKING LIKE YOUR BROTHER!

Bagi: [Laughs]

Pac: I'll pay you– I'm going to pay you!

I want to give a MASSIVE thank you to @wasabi-ribs, who was kind enough to check my translations and help me with the parts I missed (and also reviewed the final subtitled video)!

[ Transcript continued ↓ ]

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Bagi: Pac, pay the rent!

Pac: I'm going to pay! Hey- I'm going to pay right this second, the money that I owe you, and... and I'm- I'm serious! And look, if you want- if you have more money... If I pay your 4,500, will you lend me 4,500? No, then I'll actually drown in fees. [Laughs]

Bagi: [Laughs] I'll lend you, I'll lend you

Pac: No, not really Bagi. You've got those red eyes– I'm scared, Bagi. I don't know– I don't know what happened, actually it's an eye infection, I know– But something tells me it's not just an eye infection, that it's also some other things, you know? Like, um... y'know, right? [He fumbles again] Oh God wait, your brother– when he had those red eyes he would also turn evil. Nonononono– I'll pay you, ok? Where's the waystone? It's here, it's here, it's here– I'll pay you, ok? I'll pay the 4,500- we're gonna–

Bagi: I'll be waiting.

Pac: No no, oh- just– Just let me walk, my God, I love walking– OH, WALKING IS SO GOOD – [Pac teleports] I'll pay her.

[Bagi follows him moments after]

Pac: [Pac mumbles to himself as he begins transferring money to Bagi] 4,500... I need to pay her 4,500...

Bagi: [Sneaks up on him] Oh, perfect!

Pac: [SCREAMS]

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waxingrunes · 23 days

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Jegulussy

Regulus: What.

James: What?

Regulus: You’re doing it again.

James: What’s that?

Regulus: Staring.

#this is how the conversation went in my head for this premier #James was probably seeing double without his glasses #two reguluses #regulussies #regulus black #James potter #Jegulus #my art

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jadethest0ne · 2 years

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I had an interesting conversation today about gender and identity with a cis man who happened to have scars that looked like top surgery scars. He said "they're not from as noble a battle wound as top surgery" and I just keep thinking about how badass that makes trans mascs sound (and he's right, y’all are badass)

#different post from me today but that line has been rattling around in my head ever since #trans #transgender #non-binary #lgbt #queer #top surgery #battle wounds #conversations #cool #jadethest0ne #pride

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bee26s · 2 years

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My mind gets loud, no matter what you say, I won’t hear a thing. When my thoughts slow down and I’m able to talk, I second guess every move I make. It never really stops, you see, I’m always stuck in my head.

HB

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