#dogs and food

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

#unicorn #corn dog #food #history #unreality

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#dogs #dog #pets #animals #food #relatable #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.

you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)

and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.

#not a shitpost #and as long as you are alive there will be another good moment waiting for you in the future #the profound joy of your favorite foods #the incalculable luxury of waking up and lounging in bed and falling back asleep #a cold glass of water after a walk in the hot sun #petting an excited dog. a cat rubbing up against your ankle. the sight of a confused chicken #glorious these beads we string together to form our own existence #getting older means time is passing. and i hope you are passing that time in ways that make you happy #i hope you have so many moments of joy that they can be as easily counted as drops of water in the ocean

[canisalbus]

✦ Hound mode ✦

#meat! food for the pack! we're eating well tonight! #for context I mentioned earlier that in their setting normal four-legged dogs don't exist #which is a bummer since in canon timeline Vasco likes to hunt and in that era hunting usually involved a lot of hounds #and they just have to do without #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #Vasco #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #modern au #comics #typically sighthounds are also known for their high prey drive but I think Machete's reaction time and fitness leave a lot to be desired

[rubybug]

sugarcrush!! 🐶🍭💗🍬🌈

#Ruby #rainbow #dog #canine #lollipop #food #eye sore #furry art #sfw furry #clean furry #anthro #fursona #furry #safe fur work #digital art

[deep-dark-fears]

Little nipper. A fear submitted by Emma to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

You can find original and commissioned art in my Deep Dark Fears shop!

#comics #fears #watercolor #sketch #sketchbook #art #illustration #meat #dogs #food #death #cute puppies

[originalartblog]

Don't forget to eat to keep the demons at bay

#back to basics with self-care with the tinies #and tragically empty tiny stomachs #i believe dazai can be bad at taking care of himself and that's one of the reasons he's always after other people's food/free food #you don't have to worry about thinking about feeding yourself if you just take food when it comes your way #(and that's how you end with a dazai that tells atsushi he hasn't eaten in a long time in chapter 1) #(but keeps either asking for other people's food or inviting himself to restaurants when kunikida's paying in bonuses) #(dazai hasn't eaten as well or frequently as he has been eating while in prison in a long time) #tiny skk adventures #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #nawy's comics

[werecreature-addicted]

A werewolf boyfriend giving you a quick kiss while he steals a couple fries off your plate is the same as a dog doing tricks for table scraps you cannot change my mind.

#'if I'm cute enough i will earn food' #oh you're a big hunter? #you're a monster? #you're a lap dog giving puppy dog eyes #trading in your pride for a little snack #werewolf #werewolves #werewolf x reader #werewolf boyfriend

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I put guacamole on a hotdog and enjoyed it, and everyone became so unreasonably angry about it that it became a Tumblr heritage post.

#dream #text #hotdog #hot dog #food #guacamole #queueueueueueueueueueueueueue

[theveryworstthing]

the Greeter, the Cook, and the Housekeepers.

The Long Pier is one of the best rated openly fae run bed and breakfasts. the gimmick is that you get to stay in a genuine unglamored fae home, experience coastal fae culture,  and then leave alive/only Altered with consent (which costs extra). 

five stars. 

#fae #cat #dog #a big 'kinda' on both of those #bed and breakfast #food #monster girl #monster boy

[puppyeared]

my attempt at making a fursona

#i never see any mole furries so i thought id try my hand at it ^_^ #i was hungry making this and was thinking of dirt cup pudding so its partly inspired by that and mario grass blocks #i dont draw furries very often so this was a fun learning experience lol. also!! star nose moles are kinda cute!!!! #when i was coming up with a name my mind kept going back to that tiktok of dogs and the tts voice saying stuff like i like mulch #mulch is my favorite food! yippee mulch!! so if youre wondering where i got the name theres the lore for it #i also wanna make a sea otter fursona.. and perhaps a snowshoe hare or other winter animal. oh or a barn owl!! #im trying to free my mind when it comes to making multiple sonas bc im still trying to wrap my head around it #ive always kinda seen myself as my persona but i want to try and be silly with it. actually while i was making this i was a little doubtful #to call it my fursona bc it doesnt look like me but a little voice inside my head was like well. youre not a 5 foot tall talking mole eithe #so you might as well. and i was thinking abt ppl with their dragon wolves with wings and i was like wow.. youre right... i can do what i #want forever. and brother that shit was enlightening it was like my third eye opened when i realized that #my art #myart #my oc #oc #fursona #mulch #furry art #sfw furry #character design #oc ref sheet #reference sheet

[beansnpeets]

Thinking about human behaviour compared to animal behaviour again.

It's funny to hear people (the older gens) complaining that "kids these days are lazy, they don't wanna work, etc." What do we get for busting our asses? There is no reward. Many will never own homes. Many are unemployed, trying to find work, and nobody will hire them because they don't have a million years experience and a masters degree OR they want people to work for minimum wage??? People are giving up because there is no reward. Why would we do all this for nothing?

Same as a dog that won't recall when you haven't reinforced it with a reward. Your dog isn't going to do what you tell it to if there is no incentive. No, your dog SHOULDN'T listen just because you're boss and it should respect you. That isn't how it works. They don't think that way. And honestly neither do people.

When we went hiking Sprocket wasn't always taking treats gently from me when I recalled her or she checked in and I rewarded and my one friend told me to stop giving her treats. I told him I won't work for free so why should she. And he said "I do things for free all the time because I want to do them," and I didn't say it then, but I wish I had, but if you like doing it, that's the incentive. It's a self-rewarding behaviour. Just like anything else a dog does, like chasing a squirrel or sniffing things or getting into the trash. Heeling instead of going off to sniff stuff or recalling off of something they want to chase is something you have to reinforce. You have to give them something better so they make the choice you want them to make. They won't make it just because they *respect* you. They won't willingly recall off of exciting prey out of RESPECT. You need to give them a tangible reward for that. You cannot possibly expect your dog to listen just because and then punish them for disobeying you.

Yeah, Sprocket bit my fingers a couple times. The one time pretty hard. But she was excited. She knows how to take gently and I reminded her and she tried very hard to be gentle most of the time. I wasn't going to stop rewarding her for checking in with me and recalling while we were off leash hiking in the woods. I want her to know that coming back to me is good and in the event of an emergency I would like her to not blow me off.

#barkin up some trees #personal #the way my friends train their dog is not the way I would ever train a dog #in fairness he isnt food or toy motivated #and i dont have issues with ecollars #but they dont actually reward him for anything really #praise but little to nothing else #like yeah of course he is gonna blow you off to jump in the lake #lake is more rewarding than recalling to you when you have nothing to offer him in return #the way they recall him is that he has to come to them and then give a hand boop #and if he doesn't make contact they keep asking him until he does it #and then no reward #other than praise #which he doesnt seem to really care that much about #idk it just doesnt feel right the way they train him and i dont take advice from them on training #they also basically never have him on a leash even tho it is required by law in town #after the hike we went to the lodge restaurant and luckily we had an extra lead in the truck #otherwise they hadnt even brought one along so they were gonna leave him in their car while we ate #idk like i love my friends and they are nice people but jesus christ

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#dog #dogs #food #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[archerdepartures116]

apocolypse au cause i weirdly have an obsession with these

#theres gonna be #mingling #bingliushen #moshang #in this au #shen jiu is constantly having to suffer from all the dog food being stuffed in his face #suffering to oversee his shen yuan's protection tho that's why he's with them in the first place #shen twins #archerdoodles #myart #artwork #svsss #scumbag self saving system #liu qingge #luo binghe #shen yuan #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #liu mingyan #sha hualing #mobei jun #shang qinghua #shen bros fr

[babyanimalgifs]

Doggo does happy derps when their human finally says “eat.”

(Source)

#dog #dogs #dogs of tumblr #aww #cute #lol #funny #wholesome #video #eat #food time #humor #black lab #labrador #babyanimalgifs

[onlytiktoks]

#tiktok #dog #allergy detection animal #nut allergy #food allergy #allergies #tw medical mention #tw food mention #service animal #service dog