#dr doofenshmirtz quote

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

if i had a nickel for every time i was confused about whether i was in love with an actress called Jenna or if i just wanted her nose…i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice right ?

#i’m kidding #i’m definitely in love with both of them #but also button noses are >> #jenna ortega #jenna coleman #button nose #someone give me a nose job #i don’t mean pay for it #literally just diy with a hacksaw #if i had a nickel #it’s weird that it’s happened twice right #dr doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz quote #florence pugh is also on this list #but she doesn’t work with the joke lol #is this enough tags #insecurity #bisexual #i love women #and their noses #lmao

[satoshy12]

Joker:" All it takes is just one bad day." Doof:" A day? It had been my life since birth. But look at me as a great father and beloved villain."

Robin in the background:" And that is why we and the other heroes Like Doof More, he is at least a funny villain you can fight. And a good person in general."

It's true; Doof invited the young Justice group to a BBQ, and Batman was totally okay with them going.

#dc #dcau #dc comics #Joker #Robin #Young Justice #heinz doofenshmirtz #dr. heinz doofenshmirtz #Phineas and Ferb #wrong quotes #Heroes love villain Doof #batman

[crystalmethsthings]

Neil: *roasts Riko*

Riko: isn’t ur dad a literal axe murderer

Neil: what? are you upset that my dad spent eight years looking for me while urs doesn’t even know you exist?

Riko:

Jean:

Literally everyone else sitting at the table:

#this is what happened in the Riko roast scene #we support Neil being a problematic king #Riko being salty because Neil’s dad looked for him even when he was in JAIL #we’re gonna ignore why Nathan was looking for Neil in the first place #Neil: did ur dad even show up for ur birth #Riko: *butthurt* #I bet Riko’s MOTHER didn’t even show up for his birth #like dr doofenshmirtz #Riko Moriyama is a bitch #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #neil josten #tfc #aftg hc #aftg headcanon #the raven king #aftg incorrect quotes #tkm #trk #aftg trilogy #the king's men #incorrect aftg #riko moriyama

[justletmeon12]

[Alastor materializes in front of Vox]

Vox: A demon?

[Alastor pulls out microphone]

Vox: A radio demon?

[Alastor rolls his eyes and puts on monocle]

Vox: Alastor the Radio Demon?!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel alastor #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz

[sugared-violets]

JUST SUBMITTED AN APPLICATION FOR THE PERFECT APARTMENT AND GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT IT WAS ACCEPTED LIKE THREE MINUTES LATER??? FOR REAL? JUST LIKE THAT? ON GOD???

#i'm trying to contain my enthusiasm cause it might just be a weird website thing where like #it says accepted but that actually just means the landlord viewed it or something #but if it's for real i will be absolutely over the moon #dani.txt #also ftr i dont actually say on god im quoting a tiktok of dr doofenshmirtz <3

[bibannana]

*In the tune of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated*

Fives, Echo, Jesse and Hardcase: 🎶501st Chaotic Attack Battalion 🎶

#dr doofenshmirtz #doofenshmirtz evil incorporated #poor rex puts up with a lot #but he can't exactly disagree with this #arc trooper fives #arc trooper echo #arc trooper jesse #clone trooper hardcase #fives #echo #jesse #hardcase #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #the clone wars #tcw #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #501st #501st shenanigans

[raincandyy-u]

If I had a nickel for every large YouTuber I deeply looked up to because they dedicated themselves to exposing bad apples in certain groups, only for them to turn out that they created alt accounts to Harass other YouTubers and stalk them, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s still shocking that it happened twice

#illuminaughtii #creepshow #youtube #twitter #dr doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #quotes #creepshow art

[whenthegoldrays]

Dakota, storming out: That's it! I refuse to be catapulted, electrocuted, or have my internal organs disrupted any longer! I quit!

Doofenshmirtz: Hey, the electrocution was not my fault!

Doofenshmirtz:

Doofenshmirtz: You refused to wear the rubber underpants!

#incorrect quotes #vinnie dakota #heinz doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb #milo murphy's law #mml incorrect quotes #source: around the world in 80 days #atwied #elly's posts

[therighthandofvengeance]

G’Kar: Was this working before?

Londo: Well, if by “working” you mean “functioning properly,” then no.

#who are queue? what do queue want? #incorrect babylon 5 quote #g’kar #londo mollari #source: phineas and ferb across the second dimension #phineas flynn #dr. heinz doofenshmirtz #crazy how society is one big “-inator”

[enteringdullsville]

Well, I’ll be honest, I don’t really understand

But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands

#sonic #sonic idw #surge the tenrec #kitsunami the fennec #kit the fennec #phineas and ferb #source: phineas and ferb #incorrect sonic quotes #dr doofenshmirtz #heinz doofenshmirtz #doofenshmirtz #because they had a platypus controlling them geddit?

[iminlesbianswyou]

some real talk though.. sometimes you just gotta dr doofensquirt onem and dash

#i need to not speak #currently dr doofensquirting #dr doofensquirt on the daily #dr doofenshmirtz #advice #sad quotes

[leonsgotit]

if i had a goddamn nickel

[image ID: the phineas and ferb doofenshmirtz two nickels meme: “if i had a nickel for every time one of my comfort characters said ‘i don’t want to go’ while disappearing right in front of our eyes,’ i’d hVe two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.” with two images overlaying. the first is david tennant’s 10th doctor regeneration where he says “I don’t wanna go” and the second is peter parker hugging tony stark as he dusts out of existence in infinity war saying “please. i don’t wanna go. i don’t wanna go.” end image ID]

#tony stark #peter parker #iron man #avengers #spider man #doctor who #10th doctor #tenth doctor #david tennant #tom holland #i don’t want to go #phineas and ferb #heinz doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz #if i had a nickel #mcu #marvel #incorrect quotes

[ratchet-jak-sly-incorrect-quotes]

Captain Qwark: Don’t roll your eyes at me Ratchet, It’s a good plan.

#incorrect quotes #ratchet and clank #ratchet #captain qwark #source: phineas and ferb #source: Dr Doofenshmirtz

[mourntheantagonist]

If I had a nickel for every time I shipped a severely traumatized boy with long hair and a five letter name that starts with a ‘B’ and ends with a ‘Y’ with a dude named Steve, I’d have 2 nickels…which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

#stucky #harringrove #you know the sleep deprivation is getting to me when I start quoting dr. doofenshmirtz

[justletmeon12]

Vox: I figured I should fight fire with fire, and by fire I mean Alastor the Radio Demon and by fire I also mean Alastor the Radio Demon. It occurred to me while I was on fire.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel vox #OneWayBroadcast #one sided radiostatic #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz #how did it take me this long to get here? #he's so pathetic #and so obsessed with having a nemesis #in all fairness I've only seen about 3 episodes of phineas and ferb #disney channel wasn't really a thing in my household growing up

[magicalrobodokiofficial]

"When the guy who's punching you suddenly loses interest mid-punch, it's time to take serious stock of your life."

- Robodoki

(Source: Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb)

#magical robodoki #ydkj #you don’t know jack #doki quotes #aianna flowers #robodoki #Dr. Doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb