#drunk acts

[wotchernewt]

seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.

#that's not to say however that real life is on the same level of seriousity as all the other life games #the watchers grabbed all these players from the aftermath of the wildest party anyone's ever seen #the only ones not hungover were the ones drinking until dawn (now sleep deprived and plastered) #no one's going to have more than the vaguest memories of what the hell happened there #none of them sure if that was an actual Game or if some genius thought it would be a great idea to play-act one. while drunk. #the watchers know though. the watchers think it was funny. #wotcher talk #solidaritygaming #life series #life series smp #life smp #trafficblr #life series spoilers #real life #real life smp #rlsmp

[fluffylino]

pussy agenda with hyunjin

-contains mature themes

he can't keep his hands to himself.

doesn't really have to be sexual. but likes to shove his hand down your pants to cup your mound with his hand.

it could be at any time of the day.

regardless of whether you were sitting on the couch. or standing in the kitchen. or doing anything really.

you've gotten so used to it, it doesn't even bother you.

its so casual.

like you'd be telling him about how you read some weirdly interesting article. and he'd lazily walk over to you. listening and acknowledging everything you said.

but his hand had a mind of its own. slipping in your pants, to feel your warm cunt. middle finger running along your slit. before he takes his hand out and continues talking.

there are days when he'll purposely tease you. digging his fingers just a bit in. a small smile on his face when he feels you throb. making you make a startled noise. leaving you wet and swollen.

especially after he gets home from practice. hooking his chin on your shoulder. his left hand kneading your boob and his right hand in your pants.

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shaving as well.

once, you had forgotten to lock the bathroom door. not like you even had to. the two of you were more than comfortable.

neck aching as you made sure you didn't miss any spots. your leg raised up on the sink counter. razor still in your hand while you shaved.

you had finished with your legs and arms. and now, (as hyunjin would say) your most delicate part remained.

you groaned. jumping a bit as your eyes met with a nonchalant hyunjin. who was leaning against the door frame, hand still resting on the door knob.

"need help?"

your cheeks flushing at his outrageous question. not to mention you were half naked. you needed help. and you trusted him. but it was more because your legs ached.

"i'll help you shave" he admitted, walking in. closing the door behind him.

and he indeed did.

"you don't need to shave by the way" he reassured.

"i'd eat your precious cunt regardless" such a casual statement to make. while keeping your legs open.

"careful" you mumbled, eyes cast down to where he was kneeling down. spreading your pussy lips apart.

as if he was inspecting your folds. gentle with each stroke of the razor.

"i know. baby's delicate pussy is very sensitive" hyunjin muttered, biting his lip as he concentrated on the task at hand. eyes fixed on your pussy. it made you feel very...exposed and maybe a bit turned on. his warm breath making you feel even hotter.

and after he's done.

he kisses it. working his way up.

"gonna have my fun with you later"  pressing his cushioney lips to your freshly shaven pussy. it was almost like he was letting your pussy know well in advance.

and pulling away with accomplishment written all over his face.

cause now you were getting wet.

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or if he's driving. (like in the recent skz code). he'd be holding the steering wheel with his left hand. his right hand intertwined with yours.

slowly getting carried away.

till his fingers are teasing your slit. rubbing against it and pressing the pads of his index into your pussy. and pulling out. and doing it all over again.

never actually pushing all the way in.

keeping his finger pressed between your folds. almost like he's having his own fun while you're squirming and closing your legs around his hand.

he's focused on driving, reading the sign boards. even asking you if you're hungry. acting normal as though his hand isn't shoved down your panties. but as i mentioned. his fingers are on auto pilot.

in conclusion,

hyunjin would do anything for your pussy. even if that includes fleeting touches.

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did you like it ehe.......

#can't stop thinking about #hyunjin wanting to feel you up #at all times #takes the chance anytime #you can't convince me #he doesn't go drunk for pussy #no pussy and he's acting like he's heartbrokem #dom!hyunjin #pussy drunk hyunjin #hwang hyunjin smut #hyunjin smut #hwang hyunjin imagines #hyunjin imagines #stray kids smut #skz smut #stray kids imagines #skz imagines #skz drabbles #hyunjin hard thoughts #stray kids hard thoughts #hyunjin headcanons #HYUNJIN IS A FUCKING TEASE #HE KNOWS HOW YOU'LL LET HIM #PLAY WITH YOU #and he's cocky about it #i wanna suck his dick #and his fingers #stray kids headcanons #bang chan smut #fluffylino works

[anyanary]

Get your man Al Haitham 💪

#Lan Wangji type of drunk #in my head him and al haitham act the same when drunk #genshin #genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin impact fanart #Haikaveh #kavehtham #al haitham #alhaitham #genshin alhaitham #genshin impact alhaitham #kaveh #genshin kaveh #genshin impact kaveh #alhaitham x kaveh #al haitham x kaveh

[raepliica]

one of these nights

#trigun #trimax #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash centric? #vashwood #<- if u want it to be #its about the codependency of it all🤌 #going back to my old art from this past summer and trying to finish them part.1 #tried to fix the dialogues so many times bc no they wouldnt fcking say that #was reading trimax vol.1-2 at the time so i got inspired to sprinkle some of the slight tension they had going on👍👍 #vash turning miserable & acting like a dog who got left in a cardboard box under the rain when the guy who keeps him in check leaves shortl #if 98' vash is the silly over-drinking with strangers type when he's by himself then trimax vash is the moppy lone wolf drinker #i need more miserable drunk vash #also the way i ended the last page unintentionally makes it look like the prequel to my <Heartbeat> comic haha #drafted both around the same time and i didnt even realize #raepliica_art

[lowkeyremi]

Kiyoomi Sakusa who is an absolute emotional drunk. He didn't want to go to dinner tonight but his manager already put him on the reservation list for the celebratory dinner. Of course you accompanied him as his plus one, but boy did he get drunk only after a few drinks.

He was less willing to answer questions and scowling way more than usual too. "Hey Omi! Those were some nice serves earlier!!" Hinata praises and Kiyoomi doesn't say anything, he just glares at his teammate. Did I mention he's clinging onto you like a sloth? His arms are wrapped around you and his face is buried in your neck. He wants to go home.

"Sorry about him Hinata, I think he's ready to go home..." Hinata nods enthusiastically as you say Kiyoomi's goodbyes for him and haul him out of the restaurant to his car. He suddenly out of no where grumbles, "I don't like the way that waiter was looking at you."

"'yoomi what are you talking about? He wasn't even looking at me." He reluctantly gets into the passenger seat. He's acting like a toddler the way a pout braces his face and he has his arms crossed.

"Yuh huh. He was eyeing you like I wasn't right there. I had to stop myself from punching that bastard." This overly emotional state of his has you giggling to yourself because you know if you were to giggle too loud he would think you were making fun of him.

"Well, it's alright now, he's not looking at me anymore." You assure him. You close his car door and run over to the driver side to make sure you two make it back to the apartment safely.

"I'm the only one who can look at you." He concludes from this whole ordeal. "That's not fair to anyone but you, Kiyo." He sighs dramatically and you think he's been spending a little too much time with a specific blond that he claims to hate.

"I don't care if it's fair. You're mine." No more words are spoken of him so you look over to check on him. Only to find his head pressed up against the window with his eyelids closed. His breaths are even and he sleeps peacefully. You cherish how cute he looks because you know as soon as he wakes he's going to be complaining about how his hair is flattened on the side that was pressed up against the window.

#he's so cute i love him #i just know if you tell him that he's starting to act like tsumu he'll go batshit crazy #nothing beats emotional drunk people #they're so cute #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu x reader #sakusa x reader #sakusa haikyuu #sakusa fluff #haikyu x reader #kiyoomi x reader #kiyoomi sakusa #sakusa drabble #haikyuu drabbles

[beif0ngs]

My only plan for tonight is to get f*cked up beyond all recognition. 🥴🍾🍷

+BONUS FOOTAGE OF A DRUNKEN FIVE RUNNING DOWN THE HALLWAYS WITH A MANNEQUIN:

#The Umbrella Academy #TUA #Umbrella Academy #tuaedit #Number Five #Five #*mine #y’know for someone who’s PROBABLY never been drunk given his age irl #Aidan’s INSANELY good at acting the part #like his entire performance as Five has always just been incredibly entertaining to watch #but i have to say i'm a tiny bit sad that they switched Five from a caffeine addict to a raging drunk #ok to be fair it is an appropriate switch when your plans for retirement is rudely interrupted by the world ending AGAIN... but still

[p0ssym1lker]

Tim and Jason about to make brucie wayne look like a genius: this is all for you

Dick, who was caught with starfire and needed someone to take the spotlight: I love you

#tim acted drunk #he was caught making out with a guy kn the closet #then loudly said “now why am I being forced out of the closet” #and then asked 8 people wheteve water is blue or purple because “it cant be clear but i cant remember colors” #jason went full himbo #glorious #dc #tim drake #batman #jason todd #tim drake wayne #dc red robin #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #richard grayson #dc red hood #red hood #brucie wayne

[saucywendeee]

Close-ups:

👻🧼🍺 Part 2

#drunk ghost is also clingy but in a he will protect and attack sort of way #drunk ghost is prob a lil more rare to see than drunk soap tbh lol #soap finds drunk ghost adorable because he acts overly affectionate than normal like how he would when they're alone #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost x soap #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #mw2 soap #soap mw2 #john mactavish #simon riley #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 #cod mwii #cod #modern warfare 2 #fanart #video games #my art #digital art #digital illustration #illustration #drawing #sketch #artists on tumblr

[normalzucchini]

Alhocol does have effect on Danny, contrary to him saying one can't get dead drunk, when they're already dead. In reality, alhocol influences him a lot more than normal people.

So obviously when he gets black out drunk from one little sip of beer, while he's watching Despicable me with Tucker and Sam, he has the genius idea, hey, why shouldn't he steal the moon? He likes space, and he's dead! He never got any compensation for that, and all the shit he has to deal with, so little compensation wouldn't hurt right?

That's at least the last thing Danny remembers thinking. But now that he's awake with a killer hangover, his sister screaming at him and showing him the news about a new rogue who stole the moon and caused all the shitty consequences that come w that. Like the tide being gone. Oops

#dpxdc #dpxdc shitpost #dpxdc crossover #crossover #dcxdp #dcxdp crossover #dcxdp shitpost #shitpost #writing prompt #drunk Danny #tw alcohol #sam and tucker acted as Danny's minions #but they were on earth laughing at him #all three of them dont remember shit #it becomes little more concerning when the League of villains send them invite saying their presentation convinced them #or when they find weird ass green dog in the green zone next to cujo #did they kidnap someones dog?????

[be-an-echo]

Happy bday Joel!

#happy bday old man #to a dude who isnt showing his age - or acting it - either #tess burned the cake but hey cupcakes are great too #but she makes him feel special all day #ellie and sarah are not in the picture because they ran to the store to buy a new cake #so now they have like 20 minutes to “eat the cupcake” #sorry im drunk #anyway #joel x tess #tessjoel #tess lives #tess tlou #joel tlou #tess servopoulos #joel miller #the last of us

[whereismyhat5678]

OKAY WAIT GUYS-

Have I EVER drawn Peppino from the soundtrack album cover? NO- Today I change that 😌 (With Gustavo too)

Also headcannons for drunk Peppino and Gustavo: (if I already said these in old posts sorry- 😅)

I STILL stand the point of Peppino either being an angry drunk and funny drunk. He’ll punch you in the face if you look at him the wrong way BUT will make you die laughing at how goofy he is-

Gustavo is more-a-less a happy drunk. He laughs at practically anything and he’s just sunshine. He’s a sweetheart what can I tell ya’-

When Peppino drinks PEPPINO DRINKS like the mf goes ALL OUT when he wants to get drunk- EVEN when he says he’ll “Get ONE drink” he has AT LEAST 10 bottles of whatever alcohol they have- HE GOES HARD

OOOO I ALSO WANNA ADD the more he drinks the more noticeable his accent is, like THE HARDEST ITALIAN ACCENT shows when he’s on his 8th bottle IT’S INSANE-

For Gustavo I don’t really think he’s a hard drinker, he tries to stay as sober as possible so at least they can go back home normally without migraines in the morning- But sometimes he does get a bit carried away-

They dance like there’s no tomorrow on the dance floor- WHEN IT’S JUST THE TWO OF THEM FUCK YEAH THEY’RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME‼️ They WILL shred imaginary guitars together they WILL sing (very horrible) karaoke and they WILL have a good time together because they JUST DO. You CAN’T TELL ME they aren’t magnets to each other THEY’RE INSEPARABLE WHEN DRUNK-

And finally when they need to get back home, BEFORE THE TOWER they would call a Taxi, Peppino is actually quite responsible and would always tell Gus if he was drunk as hell and he got drunk too to just get them both a taxi for safety. And AFTER THE TOWER Brick would usually be there for them (Brick is a real one) or Stick would offer them a ride home (which rarely happens but it’s an option-)

#Pizza Tower #Man this was fun- #I seriously do LOVE the color palette they used for the cover this genuinely looks pleasing for my eyes #I specifically like the brown color of Gustavo he looks really nice 💖💖 #Also I dropped headcannons cuz I REALLY wanted to share my thoughts on how I think they would act- #They paisanos to the bone they’re are inseparable and I’m calling it ❤️❤️ #Two silly goobers I love so much 💕💕 #The drunkest goobers to man kind- #Peppino #Gustavo #Drunk as hell- #art

[charmac]

Glenn Howerton, on set Drunk Acting vs Drunk on set

#iasip #adweek #cast #rcg #glenn howerton #important distinction between his acting and actually being drunk #hes a happy drunk and it makes me happy ok

[steakout-05]

apologies to my followers who don't watch Star Trek but i still cannot get over the way Data enters the bridge in episode 2 of TNG after having just boinked Tasha. look at him. the style. the lean. the confidence.

this is the fruitiest android i have ever seen!

#star trek #star trek data #data tng #so context: basically everyone on the u.s.s enterprise catches an infection from another ship that makes them act drunk #because they were investigating what happened to the crew after receiving a strange and concerning message from them #basically they were all dead from the ship's emergency latch getting borked because everyone was drunk and their judgement was impaired #so they ended up messing with the ship and got frozen to death #this spreads to the u.s.s enterprise through touch and when it gets to tasha she ends up finding data #and tasha's like ''hey bbg you're 'fully functional' right? wanna smash'' and data's like ''why yes of course i am fully functional #and yes i do want to partake in this 'smashing' activity'' #and then they bang #and the infection spreads to data (despite him being an android and not a human which implies the infection is quite strong) #because tasha touched him #and this is the way he waltzes into the bridge afterwards. keep in mind he is usually not this emotive like at all #he's so babygirl #you will likely only see dataposting for the next few weeks im so sorry #i love data so much you dont understand

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.

#ted is played by what is very visibly a butch lesbian in a huge fake mustache. #roy is inexplicably played by himself in a wig. #ternt drunkenly and passionately explaining this whole thing. he says his own line and the trent actor (who also has a wig) gets to act it #trent waving his hands as he's explaining all this. the host being like 'not very often we get to have someone include the part where They #come into the story' and trents like [dorkiest finger guns] #also yes i said first tenure bc this scenario lives in post canon fantasy fix it land where ambiguously ted comes back to richmond #at some point. and also both bc my tedependent heart is obsessed and bc it's really funny #marries trent. just bc i want this to end with trent--hammered and pleased as punch--being like AND THEN I MARRIED HIM!!!!! #[falls back on couch happily] :) #also in the line of that great 5+1 social media fic #by jessjessthebest. a sequel thats just like a youtube video like #'we made ted lasso and trent crimm watch that episode of drunk history about them' and trent is just. head in hands the whole time. #ted is DELIGHTED. #anyway i rotate this in my brain fucking DAILY. it's so goddamn funny to me. #ted lasso #tedependent #tedtrent #trent crimm #the line in question being 'is this a fucking joke' i just realized i did not clarify that #no but really im obsessed with this it's so fucking funny #also any image trent had left of being a ruthless ex journalist is thoroughly ruined #all of his former colleagues have seen him and drunk and giggling and fully admitting what he was thinking at the time and oh boy #hes a disaster <3

[wickedwaterwyvern]

Obsessed with the idea that Peter likes to pick up his partners. Like this man can lift whole cars and punch a bad guy through solid brick walls. He would totally pick up his partners and just manhandle/carry them around because they weigh literally nothing to him and he likes being close to them.

#wade would giggle every time and fully admit he loves it #Matt would grumble and act tough but if hes sick or drunk he would drop the act and love it #i headcanon he likes when his partners are stronger than him and can prove it #felicia would bite at him and act pissy like a cat but totally goads him into it and likes being tossed around a little #someome who is more into other peter ships give me ur opinions!! ❤️❤️ #id really like a parksborn or spideytorch opinion on this bc im starting to get into those ships more #spideypool #spideydevil #peterfel #peter parker

[xythlia]

wine drunk with mammon where you just can't stop being handsy with each other, your body feels all hot but you're not drunk enough to have the spins so it's just pleasant while he bites your bottom lip and drags your shirt up.

He'd whine against your lips about how you're teasing him, being mean, but you really aren't doing anything on purpose you just wanna hold his face in your hands and admire how really truly gorgeous he is.

It makes his alcohol flush worse, cheeks painfully pink, while he doesn't meet your eyes and tries shutting you up with a kiss because you didn't realize you were talking out loud about him.

Giggling as he accidentally tickles your sides when you fall against the bed, a tangle of arms and legs while your giggles dissolve into moans because he just can't help himself, to him you're the unearthly beautiful one and it's nothing short of incredible that you're laying beneath him.

#im a lil wine drunk rn & its making me act foolish #giggling to myself about his ass im really gonna be down forever huh #mammon x reader