people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist
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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out
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meeting your past self be like:
yllz: midget.
mxy!wwx: virgin.
lwj, being smothered by tits: mn.
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people are really looking at stats to determine if a fic is worth reading? no wonder fics that never got popular at the first drop never had a chance 💀
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the thing about variety describing warner bros discovery making "unsuccessful attempts to sell the unprofitable fandom" is that this shifts all the blame on the audience. how are you gonna try that with a fandom that crowdfunded films on a record-breaking scale, raised millions for extra life for years and years, and spawned their own fucking convention because RT was so goddamn popular?? insane that poor business restructuring and shitty company practices from WBD is being spun into "our audience didn't give us enough money so unfortunately, we have to sell RWBY (a western show that enjoys enormous popularity in japan despite not being a homegrown anime) and RvB (a show which pioneered machinima as both a genre and medium)"
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Going into any fandom maintag:
Random stranger 1: I NEED his cock [most unfuckable character you've ever seen]
Random stranger 2: hehe cringe doodle [art that belongs in the louvre]
Random stranger 3: dark!divorced!fae!brown eyed!mainguy/reader au where y/n is a horse
Random stranger 4: [explicitly mentally ill character] is so evil. I just don't like him sorry.
Pornbot: pussy wet
Random stranger 5: i need them to cuddle through a cold desert night i need him to break down in tears and i want to be h,
Random stranger 6: i hate shipping [main dude] with [female lead] Obviously the m/m ship is better 😑 btw she is so cool she's the braincell <3 we love a smart queen
Random stranger 7: she's soooo girlie!!! My sweet baby daughter!! [picture of the grown dude protagonist]
Pornbot: literacy rate declining . Fuck my nose
Random stranger 8: [explicitly mentally ill character] is a dog in my au btw :D
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