#funny guns

[strawberryloveyyy]

someone get amita this shirt I need it more than I did the kanej polaroid

#six of crows #SoC #shadow and bone #grishaverse #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar #kaz #inej #Jesper #wylan #Nina #Matthias #kazzle dazzle #knife wife #funny guns #wylan van sunshine #witch #dead corpse

[aayeroace]

i've rewatched shadow and bone like three times and whenever i see the first wesper kiss scene i still squeal with happiness

#six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #funny guns #shadow and bone #i love wesper #wesper

[mindflayer-inc]

Batman AU

Batman tells Gordon that he doesn't kill. Thinking that it's a legality issue, Gordon deputizes Batman and gives him a gun and badge. Batman of course doesn't use the gun and just figures Gordon is stressed.

After Joker kills a Robin, Gordon starts to deputize the Batfam members.

Gordon: Next time you see that clown. Take. The. Shot. Rookie.

Robin (Tim, tiny ass 14 year old holding a 45 magnum): Umm... Yes sir?

Batman (plus all the Rogues, minions, and citizens of Gotham when Robin shows up with a 45 Magnum):

#incorrect quotes #batman #batfam #robin #commissioner gordon #bruce wayne #tim drake #joker would probably find it funny #riddler would call cps #random thugs would give batman shit for “giving” robin a gun #yeah 45 magnum isnt standard issue but its funnier if it was

[theotherendcomics]

#batman with a gun #web comic #comic #funny comic #lol

[spighed]

OH CMON WHY WOULD U NEED ANOTHER GRIP

#funny guns

[lustwithoutlore]

Stephanie, clearly upset: I just spent $30 at the grocery store and all I got was eggs, mayonnaise, fruit, and pop.

Tim: Oh so prices have gone down, that’s good.

Stephanie: …. I really hate you sometimes, Tim. Really hate you.

Tim: Isn’t $30 for all that cheap?

Stephanie, calling Jason: I need an immediate extraction I’m about to kill Tim.

Jason: … And you need the extraction, why?

#steph: *cocks gun* time to eat the fucking rich #tim: thank god if I get killed I can finally rest #steph: *lowers gun* uh…. you good bro? #batfamily #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfam #tim drake #stephanie brown #batgirl #red robin #dc comics #dc comics funny #incorrect batfamily quotes

[sleepynenes]

skizz vs false: a mini saga

#hermitcraft #falsesymmetry #skizzleman #FALSE NOOOO BEHIND YOU NOOOOOO #watching this was so silly #ive never seen someone put together a nerf gun so stressfully #also that one picture of skizz aiming at her is SO funny #as a false enjoyer i am so fed good night everybody [collapses] #watching the charity stream was such a delight <3 #give the hermits more nerf guns STAT

[bixels]

They're the same character.

#mlp #sunset shimmer #splatoon #captain 3 #resting bitch face ✅ #big funny hat ✅ #long hair with gradient ✅ #shadows over half lidded eyes ✅ #big heavy cloak/cape ✅ #stoic and quiet yet awkward personality ✅ #badass with a gun ✅ #years of fighting experience ✅ #gay ✅ #the only big difference is sunset isn't a girlfail loser like my captain 3 #sunset wouldn't humiliate herself in front of thea #my art #fanart

[forecast0ctopus]

star trek is so funny for finding reasons to fit au type situations into canon and giving everyone costumes

#kirk cant drive canon i just think its really funny #he can drive spaceship #star trek #star trek tos #star trek fanart #star trek tos fanart #spock #mr spock #kirk #captain kirk #jim kirk #james t kirk #i just love drawing suits i think theyre fun <- direct resuly of many years of being ace attorney fan #dont look too close at the tommy guns lol

[1black-rebel1-blog]

this is cheating in csgo

#youtube #csgo #cheating #csgo meme #funny guns

[ozymandiasdirge]

funniest thing about house md is that house has like every flavor of trauma responses and is cut deep by shit so much in his life that he in fact creates new ones. except over getting shot. like someone literallly walked in and shot him twice trying to kill him. and then he never brings it up again after it happens. not like he’s burying it and repressing. like it straight up did not phase him and he went right back to ruining patients lives afterwards. king.

#house md #a hack filled writers room can create such funny storylines #like he wears kutners secret santa watch until the series finale #like that left an impact #but not like getting shot with a gun

[beesarekindaswag]

DC X DP

Ya know how we all collectively agree that the Lazarus pits are just ectoplasm? Well.. apparently it’s canon in DC Vs Vampires that the pits can reverse vampirism and turn someone back into a human…

Guys… GUYS -

Just imagine Danny wandering the ghost zone and ooh natural portal? Yoink.

It just so happens that the portal leads to the DC vs vampires dimension and well Vlad looks enough like a stereotypical vampire that when some dude with fangs tries to kill him who can fault Danny for a little ectoplasm blast?

And wait a minute- what just happened to the guy he shot? He’s… human now? H u h

Turns out when you shoot a vampire with ectoplasm it ALSO cures the vampirism…

The real question is : did Danny happen to land in the midst of a dramatic reveal of Dick Grayson as the vampire king and oops- no more vampire 🤩

#dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #funny #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc crossover #batpham #dc vs vampires #vampire dick grayson #vampire king #dc vampires #I’m just imagining​ someone using Danny like a machine gun to cure people #literally holding him up #he’s having a great time #VK Dick is fuming and kinda baffled

[bluumey]

“How do I get one of those?”

#never not funny how they gave zag a whole gun #art #illustration #digital art #artwork #drawing #illustrators on tumblr #artists on tumblr #black art #black tumblr #supergiant games #video games #supergiant #hadesgame #hades #hades 2 #zagreus #melinoë

[averagegriftersbonefan]

ok, i have finally gotten to season 5, and i have got to say one thing. this fanbase infantilizes martin to Hell and back and i do NOT understand how you can do it if you finished this damn podcast, i understand hes very sweet and he has a really cute voice but from 165 to 175 i think i have heard him pretty cheerfully ask jon to kill people about twice per episode on average,

#he craves violence. yes hes adorable but he wanted oliver dead because he Happened to be nearby when jon woke up from his coma #and he got jealous he woke up while Oliver was there and not Him 😭 #this man is so fucking funny he is so much more than your sweet little cheesecake if you gave him a gun s5 length would be halved #tma #the magnus archives #tma spoilers #martin blackwood #martin k blackwood #jonmartin #jmart #I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THIS!

[betterthanbatman1]

Love him acting like a dog who knows it shouldn’t have its owner’s shoe in its mouth

#He continues because no one tells him what to do #Hell ​yeah Jay fuck them up #Idk why this panel just looked funny to me #Imagine this grown ass man from the batclan #just squat and pull a gun out from the ground #what do you do in that situation?? #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #dc #dc comics #Gotham war #This made more sense in my head

[sualne]

something i wish i'd see more in trigun fanarts is people having vash speak their native/non-english languages completely unprompted, ive seen folks have him speak french, which he canonically knows, but i really do believe he's a polyglot. mostly because of that one time in the desert when he saw the samurai and wanted to greet him in japanese but struggled to remember how to even say hello.

my headcanon is that rem had them learn as many languages as possible but with the big fall and so many people dying, which i think is what led english to became No man's land main (or even only?) language, means that vash (and knives!) both got horribly out of practice and are various sort of rusty in every others languages.

what im saying if there's any pun or joke you've been dying to write but just doesn't work in english vash (and knives!!) are right there!

#trigun #i LOVE saying 'that one time in the desert' when the whole planet is a desert it's so unhelpful its funny. #i love vash speaking french because im french and it is just. the stupidest language. the speech patterns can be so funny when overly #familiar or even rude. jveux dire imagine vash parler avec l'accent d'ta région natale ou autre. vash avec l'accent provençale jamais j'm'e #remettrais. encore pire si j'le fais parler avec mon vocabulaire du désastre. les possiblités quoi!! its also incredibly funny to me that #knives could also speak in any other languages. like what if he gets mad and decides to talk to the gung ho guns in idk finnish instead #OR WHAT IF KNIVES SOMTIME USE VERLAN PUTAIN ce serait génial. ive been thinking about it since ive read the manga. theres so many #hilarious tings we could do. real untapped potential. everyone you have the possibility to do the funniest thing pls.