#he wouldnt get it ong

[sage-greenery]

what my dad sees while im trying to explain the intricate byler related subtext thruout s1 

#he wouldnt get it ong #normie #byler #stranger things

[jrueships]

babygirl please leave the elderly alone

#the way he perked up and got bouncy when he saw arod remember their stupid bluntshake #acting like it's not aaron's program for survival since he knows sauce will nip awkwardly at his heels #and chew on his dinner table's legs if their innovative creative sauce envisioned bluntshake isnt performed #at LEAST 999999 times a day #sauce sitting at aarons hospital bed with his hand out waiting to do their handshake #like that one shiba inu dog that wouldnt leave its owners most memorable place when he passed #THE AWKWARD AARON PAT TO SAUCES SIDE??? #sauce basically throwing himself at aaron #if aaron said kneel sauce would sit #it makes me sick ONG sauce we NEED to get you liking unproblematic tops !!! #it's so sad. hes so sopping wet and for what. mop water #sauce #just threw on a random practice jersey that doesnt fit him #everybody saying it's not sauce bcs the numbers different like that number doesnt belong to a white man on the team #sometimes the brain forgets it is a brain

[sieglinde-freud]

finally got over myself and got my free little merge with the forma soul… first time ever used one. launch player btw. why yes, i do avoid using legendary weapons in the main line games out of fear of breaking them because “what if i need it later” how could you tell

#hes come a long way since the ol raven tome triangle adept bow/blue tome breaker days… im so proud of him #like he still kinda sucks just cuz his bst is so low but. i love him :3 #i was also kinda of scared i wouldnt like the blue border/stars but actually #its very cute :) chrom blue too like his dad :3 #plus my laslow already has a pink background cuz i have him s supported so whats another unique border for my girlfriend #need like a purple one for spring inigo… #ann cries about feh #also adding i pulled on the banner this time too cuz rare pa!inigo without colorsharing and he #he came home three extra times AND brought a brave soren with him #which i already had one. so the spare gets to be foddered to nyx :) inigo always got his wife in mind ong

[thepepsislvt]

nobody asked for this but im gonna give you my top 5 baby girls and their pros and cons

in order even bc im insane

this also turned out to be more of a drabbles so yall still getting fed

number 5: Sanji

Pros:

literally such a sweetheart

traumatized just like me

always coming with the best insults

best cuddles cant tell me im wrong

so fucking kind <3

supports my nic addiction

also doesnt smoke around you if you dont like it

Cons:

probably wouldnt even look at me until i show him my tits (im a trans guy)

probably smokes a pack a day

thinks he can out smoke me when im literally a feind for nic

on the off chance he gets in a relationship with me he still would flirt with other women and i have abandonment issues

Number 4: Ace

Pros:

Also very much a sweetheart

hes silly and knows how to always make you laugh

personal heater for the winter

will let you trace his freckles

best kisses ong

make cute little shapes with his flames

Cons:

probably wont let you wear his hat

will fake punch you like a brother

too damn sexy

also way too hot during the summer like do not cuddle me i will not go to sleep in the heat

Number 3: Bartolomeo

Pros:

his hair is green meaning hes gotta be a walking green flag

will let you wear his clothes

especially his jacket

wants to kiss you every chance he can

fanboys over anything

hypes you up for anything you want to do

Cons:

doesnt clean his piercings so you have to force him

doesnt understand personal space

Number 2: Rosinante

Pros:

another man that will let you wear his clothes

theyre gonna be huge since hes 9 foot 7

big friendly giant

when he trips bc hes clumsy he requires your kisses to feel better

will pick you up and carry you around if you let him

lets you help him with his makeup

always makes time for you no matter what hes doing

smile brighter than my future

Cons:

Number 1: Izou

Pros:

bro is damn gorgeous

will ask your opinion on everything when shopping for makeup

will even do your makeup if you want him to

self care king

even when youre not feeling it he will at least help you do the most basic things

very patient with only you

big on protecting you

smooches your forehead or temple a ton

has you help with his nightly routine

Cons:

has you ALWAYS help with his nightly routine

“oh im too tired can you do it yourself tonight?”

“Thats too damn bad my hair needs to shine brighter than the sun”

always looks more stunning than you (when is it my turn buddy >:( )

doing his makeup last over an hour

(this one is personal but i wanna cosplay him so bad but hes so feminine im scared i might get mad dysphoria)

thats all :)

#x reader #one piece x reader #one piece #bartolomeo #bartolomeo the cannibal #bartolomeo x reader #portgas ace x reader #portgas d ace #black leg sanji #sanji #not a vinsmoke sanji #sanji x reader #donquixote rosinante #rosinante corazon x reader #rosinante x reader #corazon x reader #izou one piece #izou x reader

[albertwhiskerss]

𝒶𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 𝓌ℯ𝓈𝓀ℯ𝓇 𝒽ℯ𝒶𝒹𝒸𝒶𝓃ℴ𝓃𝓈❦

warnings ~ nsfw

꧁ albert wesker x female reader headcanons, mainly relationship and smut based.he can also be a bit soft and cutesy LMAO🎀꧂

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~he definitely grabs your ass in public.it pisses you off.you try to mind your own business as all of a sudden albert just grabs your ass with no shame about it ‘albert not now.’ you look at him with a straight, threatening face. and he has that stupid smug look and god do you want to punch him every single time.

~he doesnt seem like it, but he can be clingy at times. sometimes at home he just follows you around like a cat doing nothing but just walking everywhere you walk. if you sit down on the couch he just sits directly next to you and grabs your thigh and cuddles his face into the crook of your neck. he cant ever get enough of you.

~this is random asf but i thought its a bit funny LMAO this man carries them grandma lemon sweets in his pockets.if hes at work or you guys ever go out he will always pull out a hard lemon sweet out of his pocket and he munches on them 24/7 HAHA

~you will always know whenever hes needy for you. he always gives you a lil smooch on your forehead and gives you THAT look in his eyes. that hungry look in his eyes that makes you want to go cRAZY. and of course that seducing smirk on his face UGHH

~he loves seeing you wear his glasses. it turns him on so much ong. especially if hes pounding into you and youre wearing his glasses it makes him FERALLLL

~he loves making out w you.idk he just loves putting his hands on your throat while he full on devours you as his tounge explores your mouth OMG

~when hes horny he comes up behind you and pushes his erection into your lower back. he holds your waist tight and kisses your neck RAAHHH

~he can be very dominant and rough. he can literally ruin you and you wouldnt be able to walk for DAYS.he sees himself as your superior during sex and just thrusts into you at the highest pace possible and goes in so deep you can literally feel that man in your guts. by the end of it he leaves you with mascara dripping down your face and shaking legs.

~he is also a MASTER at aftercare that man will literally bathe and feed you and tuck you into bed idc

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#albert wesker x reader #albert wesker headcanons #albert wesker smut #smut #headcanon

[kaisworlds]

Ummm ask: sub/bottom shanks and Mihawk getting dommed or doing kinky shit, because dear god do I want to take them apart and leave them a cockdrunk mess. Maybe with a bit of aftercare?

evil laughed out loud when i saw this ong

sorry this took so long anon and its shit 🕴

cw: threesome, basically slutting em out, male top dom reader ofc, reader is on shanks' crew, alcohol but everyone knows what they doing all consensual, feminizing mihawk, cumming inside, spanking

after seeing luffy's first bounty poster shanks decides to throw a party for his favourite new up and coming pirate, mihawk sitting on a log close to the fire away from shanks and his rowdy crew slightly annoyed by the fact that shanks wouldnt let him leave until he laid eyes on you....his eyes widening as he sees you step off of the ship greeting your crew mates dancing around with them. waving shanks over mihawk asks trying to look as if he is not interested "who's that...i dont remember seeing him on your crew the last time we met" shanks looks around the crew trying to see who mihawk is talking about until it clicks looking at mihawks eyes light up as he watches you dance "oh thats m/n.....i know right god he's hot....but unfortunately for you im going to go dance with him" before shanks could run off mihawk grabs his arm "what no dont-" shanks interrupts him quickly "well i know you arent going to so i will" he rips his arm away walking towards you his hips swaying a faint blush across his cheeks

"hey captain" you smirk looking down at him before he turns around swaying his ass against your crotch dancing with him until you feel a tap on your shoulder turning around to see mihawk "hey youre mihawk right? youre swords pretty cool" mihawk gulps down his glass of alcohol grabbing your hand pulling you away from shanks onto the ship in a quiet place he finally turns around his back against a wall "so you wanna tell me why you pulled me awa-" "kiss me" mihawk blurts out while staring at your lips the silence swallowing his heart the only sounds you hear are the faint celebratory yelling of your crew.

after what felt like hours (7 seconds) you ask him to repeat himself your hand slowly sliding up his chest, knuckles brushing against his open shirt "k-kiss me....please?" smirking leaning down "only cause you asked so nicely" pressing your lips against his, your thigh between his legs walking him back into your room, going to kick the door closed with your foot until you look to the side and see a familiar shoe, pulling back from the kiss not missing how mihawk chases your lips "captain you want anything?"

shanks walks in with a slight pout on his face draping his arms over your shoulders laying kisses along your neck "unfair that he gets you all to himself m/n...im your captain i should get attention too"

quickly realizing in your mind that the both of them arent giving up tilting up shanks' chin placing a kiss on his lips mumbling "get on the bed" watching the sway of his ass as he climbs onto your bed leaving mihawk staring up at you before you place you hand on his chest walking him back until his knees hit the foot of the bed pushing him down.

"strip"

with one word mihawks face flushes before his shaky hands reach up to push his shirt ofd his shoulders along with his coat kicking off his shoes and pants crossing his legs to hide the tent that formed in his boxers. your eyes trail up to shanks leaning against the headboard "that was meant for the both of you...." shanks smirked "i dont take orders from crewmates im the captain here get that strai-" grabbing a hold of his ankles yanking him down so his legs are dangling off the edge of the bed, you lean over running your hand up his shirt "strip before i do it myself" dark eyes staring up at your own struggling to keep on the dominant facade "youre too much of a pussy to do it yourself, do it i dare you"

nodding in acceptance of his challenge you rip his shirt off using barely any strength to tear the thick material off his body moving lower taking off his shoes before roughly pulling off his pants saying nothing as you turn around looking for something in the draws

mihawk turns to shanks "why are you here get out already you have him on your crew im only here for one day" shanks scoffs flicking the swordsmans thigh "stop being so desperate really funny seeing you like this" he stops and puts on a smile as you turn around "are my boys fighting over me mhm?" walking towards them with a bottle of lubricant standing in front of mihawk brushing the hair away from his face

"take off your underwear for me princess" he shits around pushing it down his thighs letting it drop to the floor watching you as you lower yourself crouching on the floor placing his pale legs on your shoulders kissing and marking his inner thighs with bites and hickeys leaning back to pour the lube onto his hole, middle finger prodding against him as he tries to back his hips into your fingers

shanks sttarts whining trying to get your attention leaning over the edge of the bed next to mihawks legs running his hands through your hair pouting "kiss me m/n please" he draws out his pleading while mihawk tries so pull your head closer to his crotch

eventually all the teasing ends as you stand up removing your fingers and easing your cock into mihawks ass, his blush spread across his chest. shanks on all fours head pushing into the sheets jerking his cock listening to mihawk whimper and your fingers rubbing around his prostate not helping the burning ball thats gathering in his gut.

gripping his waist with your free hand you begin to plow into mihawk, his ankles lock in behind your back, toes curling at the feelong of your shaft viciously rubbing against his prostate, cum squirting out onto his toned stomach and chest. the over stimulation starts to set in as his eyes flutter into the back of his head and his thighs begin to quiver.

not taking your focus off shanks you tease him by only leaving the tips of your fingers in and rubbing at his walls and you start hearing him cry, its been about 15 minutes of him having the hardest boner of his life with no release he doesnt know what do to anymore.

turning your eyes back onto the swordsman you litter him with praises telling him what a good boy he is before going to pull out he pulls you closer so youre cumming inside of him, the feeling of you filling him up is enough to have his body racking out another orgasm this time its a lot more clear and runny, you pull out giving him a kiss on his neck tucking him into the bed softly he keeps his eyes open trying to watch you and shanks

shanks finally gets his chance he beams brightly fat tears running down his face begging you to help him "pl-please anything just touch me please" he stands up on his knees on the bed kissing you trying to wrap his arms around your body

you postion him so his arching his ass towards you, bringing his ass back you snap your hips pushing your dick into him as he lets out a mewl almost whimpering his dick leaks at the feeling he's been waiting for.

he meets your thrusts half way by pushing back into you not wanting you to leave him, his hands claws at the sheets his knees buckling as he feels the slap coming down on his cheeks "m-more" he blurts out. you can almost see the heart in his eyes as he looks at you over his shoulder waiting for you to strike him again. smirking, you comply hitting the other cheek he lets out a loud moan cumming onto the sheets as you get closer going to pull out he gives you a stare almost saying "dont you dare" so you keep thrusting, cumming inside of him laying him down on the other side of the bed getting between them as they silently fight over who gets to hold you but to tired to agure they all asleep all over you as your hand rubs their backs

this is so bad im really sorry anon 🚶‍♂️

#kai writes👽 #dom male reader #sub one piece #top male reader #amab reader #sub shanks #sub mihawk #kai answers👽

[reggieservices]

hey can what would the bowers gang be like/act like on the first day of school since my first day of school is today

Bowers Gang on the First Day of School

A/n y'all i KNOW i've been slackin but cut me some i'm depressed alright LETS GO ALSO omg i hope your first day goes amazingly have fun<3

Henry Bowers

∆ Boy rolls up w a mullet, wife beater, and hawaiian shorts

∆ He might have forgotten his back pack but its okay

∆ quirked up on some pre and monster, hears half of what the teacher is saying

∆ wears ratty vans for the entire school year (Vic is begging him to buy new shoes)

∆ Makes fun of the Band Kids as they walk by

∆ hes the guy you see climbing trees during lunch while the teachers scream at him to get down

∆ An insane feat, some how managed to get detention of the first day of school, someone call the Guinness Book of World Records

Patrick Hockstetter

∆ Simply did not show up

∆ His ass slept through 10 alarms and 24 missed calls from Vic💀

∆ But on the SECOND DAY, he's got the drippiest school supplies ong

∆ Rolling up with transformer folders and a Paw Patrol backpack

∆ Always has the most obscure tshirts on, things like "I did NOT evade the IRS on Wednesday August 17th 1984"

∆ Offbrand adidas shoes are held together by duct tape (Vic is fighting for his LIFE)

∆ bullies every. Single. Freshman.

∆ Seriously, the moment he sees a twitchy little kid he is yanking them by the backpack so they fall

∆ Buys everything on the school lunch menu

∆ type of guy to drink 7 milk cartons in a row and somehow not vomit

Vic Criss

∆ dressed for success baby

∆ Seriously, he took "first impressions last" to a WHOLE nother level

∆ made his mom go back to school shopping with him

∆ Got new planners, high lighters, binders, everything

∆ and before you ask, yes, he does have all new clothes that fit every pinterest board you could ever DREAM OF

∆ If a fashion icon, nobody knows where he got such rad style in such a shit small town

Reggie Huggins

∆ Picks up all the boys in the Trans Am, naturally (leave patrick)

∆ Compliments Vic on his clothes choice, makes no remarks to Henry

∆ Wouldnt have dressed up himself, but his mom made him wear a nice polo shirt for the "special occasion"

∆ YOU BEST BELIEVE THAT MAMA HUGGINS TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM

∆ She forced Reggie to stand still and smile he looked like a kindergartener i love him sm i cant

∆ I am a firm believer that she still writes little notes in his lunch box telling him to have a good day

∆ bought all of his supplies from the dollar store

∆ "Its not being cheap Vic its being sustainable."

∆ Tries preventing Henry from fighting, at least for the first day

∆ After this day its Free Bird baby

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Hi im back but not for long I'm in my Donnie Darko era bye bye love you all😍

#reggie services #bowers gang #henry bowers #patrick hockstetter #reggie huggins #victor criss #bowers gang x reader #henry bowers imagines #henry bowers x reader #reggie huggins imagines #Vic criss imagines #Patrick hockstetter imagines #patrick hockstetter imagines #it chapter one #belch huggins #it 2017

[livelaughlovekageyama]

HI!!! I just NEEDDD a timeskip! Kageyama x model! Reader one shot/headcannons bcs I just KNOWW they’re such a hot couple and plus kageyamas canonically attractive like??? Preferably fem reader bcs I’m fem and if u wanna add some spice then even betterrr 😙 tyyy so looking forward to it xx

hey hey hey!!

i absolutely LOVE this idea and i hope u like it!!

timeskip kageyama x fem model reader

~~~

-So you guys probably met at a party or something right

-Like kageyama would be dragged there by the japan team

-And youd just be there on ur own

-And once ur there kageyama would see u and just OMG

-Like ur??? So??? Pretty??? Is that even allowed???

-And he probably wouldnt even know ur a model tbh😭…like if ur outside of the vball world he has NO IDEA you exist

-And he also had no idea he was staring at u for like five minutes

-And you being a confident hottie decided to approach him first

-Despite his non stop blushing and stuttering, u guys hit it off!!

-And before he left he somehow managed to get ur number

-Once he got back to the team they asked who he was with

-Still being oblivious to ur fame, he would just respond “oh, i met this girl named y/n l/n and we were kinda hanging out”

-AND THE TEAM WOULD BE SHOOK

“y/n l/n???? You mean the model????🤨”

-KAGEYAMA WOULD JUST STARE AT THEM CONFUSED LMAO

-But once someone looks u up online BRO IS FLABBERGASTED💀

-LIKE WHAT???

-HE WAS TALKING TO A MODEL THIS WHOLE TIME AND HAD NO IDEA???

-WAS HE SURPRISED THAT U WERE A MODEL?? ABSOLUTELY NOT, UR GORGEOUS…BUT AT THE SAME TIME HOLY SHIT

-YOURE A MODEL.

-So once he got home he would be stalking ur socials and completely fanboying over u

-AND UD PROBABLY CALL HIM OR SOMETHING AND HED BE SCARED HE GOT CAUGHT LMFAO

-But you just wanted to make sure u had the right number and tell him you had a nice time

-And during that call hed manage to ask you on a date, and you agreed!

-And thats kinda where it all started

-You probably figured out abt his volleyball career on ur own after you first met, so at ur first date u guys would talk abt both of your fame and such

-And let me just say, KAGEYAMA IS SO SUPPORTIVE OF U😩👏

-Like everytime u go to a new shoot or something and wanna show him the photos he gets all blushy and just kinda mumbles “youre so pretty, y/n” AND JUST UGHH

-He is also so soft with you as a bf❤️

-Like give him cuddles once and he will NEVER wanna leave ur arms😩💕

-And he would always look at ur work and anything ure in and just be so damn proud

-AND YOU ARE ALWAYS SUPPORTIVE OF HIM TOO OFC

-Like u go to ALL of his games, and he is always so happy to see u there

-But lets say u guys havent told the public abt ur relationship

-FANS WOULD START TO SEE U THERE AND MAKE THEORIES

  “Omg did you see that y/n l/n has been at every japan game this year??”

  “You mean the model??”

  “Yeah! I saw her too! I bet shes dating one of the players”

   “I wouldnt be surprised, any of them would compliment her SO WELL..like a 

    hot athlete plus a hot model?? Its perfect”

-You guys would just ignore the comments tbh

-Like u liked the secret relationship

-But then SOMEONE had to go mess that up🤨

-And that someone would probably be hinata😭

-HE WOULD JUST POST A PICTURE OF U GUYS KISSING AFTER A BIG GAME OR SOMETHING AND CAPTION IT “always gotta be the third wheel with these two smh🙄”

-AND LIKE ATSUMU AND BOKUTO WOULD COMMENT “FRRR, like get a room ong👆” “istg, theyre making me feel more single every day😪”

-AND FANS WOULD ABSOLUTELY FREAK OUT

-YOU AND KAGS WOULD SEE ALL THE COMMOTION AND JUST LET IT BE PUBLIC ATP

-(hinata would still be getting his ass kicked by kags tho🪦)

-BUT FANS WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE U GUYS

-Like constant ship edits, ship names, ALL OF IT

-You guys would be absolutely iconic

-Certain modeling companies would probably have u guys do couple shoots too

-AND LET ME JUST SAY THAT MODELING KAGEYAMA…<333

-U GUYS ARE SO HOT

-But now that u guys have open relationships you guys could actually show affection

-And even though kags is usually shy with that he would not hesitate to hype u up still

-Hed repost ALL ur work, and hed comment things like “❤️” "😊👏" “So pretty baby” AND HES SO AWKWARD BUT ITS SO CUTE

-And you would post his volleyball highlights and just AHHH

-But ofc internet fame has its downsides

-And usually it wouldnt get to u guys, but sometimes you two can get a teeny bit self conscious from it:((

-Like if kags sees a comment saying that you could do better than him he would honestly start to worry that u felt that way too:((

-Please tell him that hes perfect and u love him and give him all the cuddles and kisses in the world❤️❤️❤️

-He is probably still scared that he will be left behind (like in middle school) so for you to hold him and promise him that you wont leave him no matter what will calm him down sm

-And if people do the same for YOU kageyama would actually be in shock

-Like you are the most perfect thing to him

-And if he sees any type of hate getting u down he will not hesitate to wrap his arms around u and try to just squeeze all ur sadness away😩❤️

-Hed kiss ur head and just whisper “please dont listen to what they say, i love you so much and i would never even think about leaving you for someone else”❤️❤️❤️

-AND HE MEANS IT

-HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH

-AND IS SO PROUD OF YOU AND IS STILL ASTONISHED OF HOW HE EVEN PULLED YOU

-But you guys would try your best to ignore all the negatives in your world and just focus on being happy:))

10/10, power duo + super cute and supportive couple👏❤️

#haikyuu fluff #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu x you #hq fluff #hq imagines #kageyama tobio x reader #kageyama headcanons #kageyama imagines #kageyama fluff #kageyama tobio #kageyama x reader #kageyama x y/n #i love him #hes so perfect

[okkalo]

BITCH

ok

OK

SO RIGT i HAVE BF NOW

BUT HE HAS THE FRIEND RHAT A GORL AND ISSUALLY I WOULDNT CARE BCS IM SECURE AND IF HE WANTS TO LEAVE ME FOR HER FINE

BUT ONG

SHES SO ANNOYING??? LIEK SHE THINKS SHE XAN GEN HAVE HIM WHEN HE LIKES ME!? AND SHE HE LOVES ME MORE THEN U OR SOME SHIT

like wanted to throw her out of a window like he told you to fuck off after that too and you still act all sweet and innocent around him like bffr who will never have him u crazy hoe

and she has the audacity to get mad bcs he has a gf now?? “i knew him longer!” i’m going to shove that longer up your ass

waitwaitwait so is ur bf on ur side? ALSO SHES GIVING DESPERATE ENERGY

#this is just like the tiktoks i watch till 2am #kalo replies #nadeen ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

[luvring]

QKHDEKRBWBDJDH Im too shy to go off anon but just know that im ur secret admirer ahshdjshdjejd also sending u anon love is fun hehe 💓💓😚😚

im glad to hear that ur eyes r getting better! Hope ull be able to get the rest u need and deserve after ur sem is over <333 im doing great myself !!seeing ur reply to my ask just made my week 💗💗💗💗💗 i hope u too r eating well and staying hydrated and most importantly get enough sleep 😭😭😭😭 i hope ur day continues to be filled with happy things love u !!!💕💕💕💕💕

U dont know what kind of beast uve unleashed when u said u wanted to know more abt my ocs ong...Osjxiejdieje pls dont mind my rambling im so shameless byeee 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ also these infos might be weird its just based off my own understanding of stuff and not accurate to common knowledge so ⚰⚰

The alchemist- she's a bit on the gloomy side and honestly just tired of life 😭😭 i went with this origin first so her personality is like pretty much based off the game mc we play as, just a tad bit more passive 🚶‍♀️will melt down and turn into mush at the slightest bit of affection so i paired her with leander, and since shes gone through a lot i thought, she deserves some treat <3 and throw in mhin into the equation too hehe another random fact abt her is that she loves plain water... a LOT. Since shes a mage apprentice, i imagine that she probably learn a lot of magic stuff after meeting leander, mostly to get stronger and for self defense

The hound- she got massive trust issues (being betrayed by her friend in the thief syndicate and all) so shes extremely wary of the LIs, like if u think the in game mc is wary of the ppl in eridia, she's like 10x worse. Honestly lowkey like mhin 2.0 except a lil bit snappier 😭 i pair her with kuras and their relationship is kinda like him trying to get a stray cat with human issues to warm up to him 😭😭 doesnt get along with any of the LIs at all and always keep an arm's length around them, but she only lets kuras into her life (and fun fact he loves feeding her) surprisingly tolerates mhin too, and learns a lot abt how to use weapons from them, and since she was in a thief syndicate i imagine her agility lvl is v high (and dont tell this to my unnamed mc but my alchemist and hound mc is my favourite children...)

The unnamed- shes raised like a royalty all her life, since being an oracle means that everyone borderline worship her, but being raised at a temple also means theres many restrictions and shes honestly lowkey sick of being treated like it, though she keeps the perfect facade up, all smiles and all. Shes kind of a lil shit since after running away from the temple, she finds it hard to keep her nice facade up but still tries too hard to keep em (this results in her going 😄😄 but when she suddenly snaps she was like- omg i accidentally let my true colours out- and went back to being nice and all smiles as if her previous outburst didnt just happen- yes shes two faced) i pair her with ais and vere (aka the lil shits 😭) honestly their relationships r just ais and vere trying to make her snap and drop her nice facade its kind of hilarious

Andd yeahhs thats abt it abt them !! Sorry this got much longer than it shouldve been 😔😔 but thank u for being curious abt my silly goofies 🥺🥺 my personal fave is mhin!! And after finish talking to ais and kuras i...im lowkey interested in them disjdjejdjejdj theyre so fun??¿¿ 😭😭 leander is high up in my list too but i mostly see him as a big bro figure bc of his friendliness 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

ANYWAYS I LOVE U SM OKAY RMMBR THAT NIA SENDING U LOTS OF VIRTUAL HUGS THHANK U FOR BRIGHTENING UP MY DAY 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

its fine i know who u are. im lying. im not. i have a hypothesis i wont say bc well thatd be awkward if i was wrong wouldnt it. STAY PERF! SENDING U ..NOT ANON LOVE...wtf is the opposite of anonymous. KNOWN! IDENTIFIED! jesus. i need to go back to sleep i think i slept for like 3 hours my body hates me or sometign....THANK YOU!!!! i will continue 2 look 4 happy things 2day. reacted under cut 2 save space :heart:

HELLO ALCHEMIST MC!!! the plain water imcirny?@%? that's real actually stay hydrated OMGG learning magic after meeting is saur smart... is she ending up w leander... WHAT IS MHIN DOING. stay so strong

HOUND MC AND KURAS that's so real. handling 2 mhins...u can do it bro... LOVES FEEDING HER 🙁 i cannot wait 2 hear abt how she lets her walls down i think the hound option is just soo good for that and kuras is an interesting choice 4 it.. + w mhin's own...defensiveness and such....yeah . stuff is going to happen here

WOWW. UNNAMED FACADE OF HAPPINESS...love the trope I LOOVEEE WHEN CHARAS DO THAT i giggle a little like omg AIS AND VERE. jesus. wow. oh wow. there is so much u can do there. oh that sounds like itll be so fun to develop

DO NAWTT APOLOGIZE i like 2 hear abt everyones ocs bc i dont make them LOL i am sure mhin would love u. i think they need the same amnt of support + self care reminders u give me like TAKE CARE OF URSELF...LET PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF U... i hope something so awesome happens for u today :heart:

#🧾nia.answers #<3 anon #so fuckin tired of punctuation #i cannot hold up the image any longer i do not use punctuation #if u see me going on and off w my apostrophes...leave me alone /lh #adding more 2s and 4s NO MORE WORDS. #q

[everhoods]

ok spitralling is bad and thats bad. hje replied. also im not crytyping my keyboard is too far awY and i dont want to move is soz. also its been since september since ive used this one gimmie a break. right but he responsed and basically its up to me to tell him that this is going on. i wouldnt have a problem with this, communication is key adn what im doing is telling him i have a problem. only issue is that this is a pattern. he even saidf it himself that he doesnt ok ill just copy paste it. no room for me to freak the fuck out if i do that

edit ok im putting it under a readmore so i dont piss myself off when i go thru my tag

"also i totally get what you mean, its a shitty excuse but sometimes i feel extremely apathetic towards other people and myself and disregard other people somtimes entirely. if that happens again let me know, cause then ill cut it out, cause i dont wanna hurt you, y'know? i really outta stop doing that, im not sure if that makes sense"

^^^his response

normally i would outline what i feel and why but i cant. i am not infantalizing him when i say hes too fragile

i tried talking to him about animal instagram reels and how u should judge what is and isnt safe animal andling and he turned the conversation into why he sucks and kept putting me up on a pedastale because i "care more about it" ong im gonna try not to hurth myself i hate living lie this he can name what his issue are but wholeheartedly believes he is incapable of self healing or changing himself. ive talked to mytherapist about him all fucking month. every fucking session is "how is clyde what can we do about clyde how and we make our needs met int he most docile way possible bcuz his esteem is so low that he cant take any sort of ambiguity" i guess im namedropping him now. ive been worried that he'll find my blog i should probably change my user. i want out

#jesse.txt #ask to tag #tho nopony is gonna read this LAWL #god thats guilttrippy. i just mean thta its alte at night and i fuck man. im just gonna go #fuck this post

[sunasboyfie]

YOUR FIRST KISS WITH THE PRETTY MIDDLE BLOCKERS

starring; hinata shoyo (ft. kageyama), kei tsukishima, tadashi yamaguchi, rintarou suna, satori tendou, lev haiba, issei matsukawa

a/n; i love all the middle blockers sm help

♡ hinatas first kiss with you would be so so cute!! you guys would be on a picnic or something like that, and the sun would just start to settle down. he would tell you something to make you laugh, tryna keep the mood light and happy. hes leaning in but not enough to make you uncomfortable if you didnt wanna kiss? but when he does kiss you ong his lips r so so soft?? and hes so gentle </333 but u cant tell me he wouldnt say some dumb shit after like "omg i gotta go tell kageyama i kissed someone first brb"

♡ you would probably have to initiate it just bc tsukkis scared to hurt you deep deep down. you two would be sitting with eachother, maybe watching a movie you two can make fun of/enjoy. hed scoot a lil closer, hoping you get the hint. if you do get the hint, hed be so greatful that he doesnt have to say it. but if you dont he'll try his best not to insult u (playfully) "y/n please dont make me say it and get the damn hint"

♡ another boy you would have to initiate your first kiss with. yams is nervous to mess it up for you, so please reassure him!! he needs to be told hes doing okay or he'll back out rlly quickly. but once you do kiss him, even if its just a lil peck before a game, he'll go nuts stg. his lips r so softttt ugh >:(!! please please please gove him good luck kisses before really stressful matches, or just before matches in general! tadashi loves that you think of him and ur kisses calm his nerves!

♡ i feel like suna would be the type of person to kiss you after one of you confesses? either that or he'd kiss you when he first wakes up and not really acknowledge it. it just feels right to him? he would be so gentle with your first kiss with him, especially if its your first kiss in general! rinta would make sure youre always comfortable with him. but homygod his lil smile after??? *faints* its literally the cutest thing ever wtf

♡ like suna, tendou would kiss you right after your confession. hes so eager for you to be his and vise versa!! he will take it easy for your first couple of kisses, but after that satori loves peppering kisses all over your face and hands. tendou loves how you get flustered by the things he does, and he loves when he gets the chance to make you happy with him!!

♡ lev would make your first kiss special af!!! youre his, and he wants you to feel like royalty! it probably wouldn't be for a couple dates (he's been planning everything out with his sister bc she probably knows more abt relationships than he does), but he'll make it so worth it. the date'll be so pretty and just visually stunning in general??? alisa thank u sm and there'll be all your favorite foods and drinks, and ugh its so amazing. ALSO OMG his lips r a little chapped but alisa will probs make him put chapstick on beforehand

♡ ISSEI <3 but it probs comes naturally to him too? he doesnt really make it a big deal, unless you wanted him to go all out. he asked for a good luck kiss as a joke before the date tech match, but was not expecting you to actually kiss him in front of everyone??? like everyone was going nuts over you two and he just has the dorkiest smile ever omg <333

#IM SO SHOCKED I DID THIS IN ONE DAY???!?;!;!? #haikyuu fluff #hq suna #suna rintaro x reader #haikyuu suna #hq hinata #hinata shoyo x reader #haikyuu hinata #hq tsukishima #tsukishima kei x reader #haikyuu tsukishima #hq issei #issei matsukawa x reader #haikyuu x gender neutral reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu #haikyuu tendou #tendou satori x reader #haikyuu middle blockers #haikyuu ​middle blockers x reader

[mythiccheroacademia]

Ok so I was wondering if you can do a headcanon for Tokoyami, Tenya, Bakugo and if anything a character of your choice and how they would react to Minetta being a perv and saying...weird fetishizing shit abt they Black S/O? I had this in mind for a while lmao 😓🤛🏾

A/N: The fetishizing shit towards black people has got to go. It’s not a compliment, it’s gross. It’s 2020 and I’m over it. I say we start eradicating people who thinks it’s cute :) I’m sure the boys would have the same idea <3

Warning: cussing, some uncomfortable/grody comments that teeter on sexual assault so please be careful!

Tokoyami Fumikage: 

so it’s just a regular degular day at school and you’re going about your way through the halls 

you weren’t even doing anything extraordinary, just getting some books out of your locker before class

then mineta pops up, leaning against the locker, and looking you up and down with a weird smirk on his face

“hey hot stuff” he says with a wink. “what’s got you looking so voluptious on a tuesday morning?”

you’re already aware of what type of bs mineta is on, but you didnt wanna be mean so you just tried to excuse yourself from the conversation, but he doesnt give you the chance to exit 

he keeps swining around these weird compliments

“i couldn’t help but notice you across the hallway, my chocolate king/queen”

atp, you’re feeling really uncomfortable and you want out, but you have no idea how to go about it without coming off rude 

so you kinda just stand there with a sick feeling in your stomach as mineta tries to put moves on you 

but that all stops when the hallways turns dark and everyone in the room feels the hair on their arms stand

floating over your head like a demon from the seven pits of hell is dark shadow who looks two seconds away from going ballistic

out from behind you, tokoyami stands there with a glare that says:

you better come correct or you finna come up missing

you don’t notice it, but mineta sure as hell does

you’re taken aback when the grape dude just about scurries off for his life but you instantly forget about it when you notice tokoyami behind you and dark shadow nuzzles against your head

he smiles and greets you as you tell him how happy you are to see him, totally forgetting about the mineta situation

y’all go about your regular day undisturbed 

meanwhile, everyone is fucking scared shitless bc they were two seconds away from witnessing a murder scene 

tokoyami don’t play when it comes to you 

Iida Tenya: 

everyone thinks iida is a goody-two-shoes guy who solves his problems through logic and reasoning

and i mean...he does

but this man can get down right scary when someone he loves is threatened

this nigga was out here contemplating murder at 15 bruh

anyways 

there was a moment in time you were going through a growth spurt and your uniform was a bit to short/tight on you 

it wasn’t anything inappropriate but you had to order a new set of uniforms and they wouldnt come in until next week 

you weren’t pressed over it until mineta had the bright idea to start whispering some weird shit to you during class

“hey sweet stuff. i bet you’d look even better in my clothes”

you shoot him a glare. “shut it, dirt bag” you mutter under your breath

“why the hate? i’m just tryna get a bite of you. bet you taste like a hershey’s bar” he flirts, wiggling his eyebrows

you just roll your eyes and focus on taking notes

mineta tries to say something one more time before the class freezes as iida snaps a pen in half 

aizawa looks at him w a raised brow “is everything okay iida?”

“tenya?” you question

he shakes his head and apologizes for interrupting class before retrieving a new writing utensil

class ends and most of your classmates file out leaving you, you bf, and mineta

mineta tries to say something slick one more time

“so if you ever wanna fulfil any sexual fantasies about being conquered then you can hit me u--”

just as you were about cuss the pervet out of the country, iida gets ups, stares down at mineta with a glare that could kill 

the engines on his calves start to warningly rumble and theirs a dark look on iida’s face you havent seen before 

“i suggest you leave in the next five seconds, otherwise i’ll have to put you through a crash course on how to have manners when addressing my s/o”

it’s a chilling threat and mineta is out of there before he even finishes his sentence 

once he’s gone, the mood sort of lightens up. iida’s still a little pissed, but he’s quelled once you give him a soft kiss on his cheek

Bakugo Katsuki: 

idk what the hell mineta was on 

but RIP him bc bakugo’s s/o is not the one to be messed with 

and he learned that the hard way 

you were doing some extra training to practice a difficult move 

you thought you were alone until mineta showed up on the side looking like a walmart brand pimp c (rip) 

without even a hello, lil dude comes in with some mess 

“wow, so you’re out here sweating but you still look delicious. black don’t crack, huh”

you pause 

...bitch wtf?

you instantly shut that shit down

“step away from me before i mop the floor with your ass, you purple ballsack” you warn

he deadass thinks youre trying to flirt back 

“woah, calm down. no need to get all fiesty lil mama~”

“mineta, i will step on you if you don’t go somwhere ong”

he thinks you’re playing hard to get, so he plays along. he leaves with his chest puffed out like he did something and heads back to the lockers

you let out a sigh and try to forget that little encounter

but little did you know that your bf was up in the stands, watching you train

he meant to leave a small bento for you, but he got caught up (aka he missed you and just wanted to stare at you for a min)

and now he’s glad he stayed bc he’s got a bone to pick 

mineta opens his gym locker before it’s slammed shut by a hard fist

bakugo looks like the literal devil as he takes mineta’s shirt in his fist and leans in with a threatening growl

“listen here you rotten little bastard. that little stunt you pulled out there, disrepectful. you ever speak to my--actually, if you ever even think about my y/n, i’ll blow you up so fucking bad they’ll be washing you off the walls for weeks. got it?”

he doesnt even let him answer before he drops him on the floor and walks off 

you happen to meet him as he’s walking out and throw your arms around him totally oblivous to the fact that he’s semi-steaming from what just occured

you give him a kiss for the food he made you and it makes him smirk just in the slightest

he’s always there to watch over you, even if you don’t see it

“can’t have you fucking up during training, so make sure you eat properly okay?”

#bnha headcanons #mha headcanons #tokoyami fukimage #tokoyami x reader #tokoyami x black!reader #iida tenya #iida x reader #iida x black!reader #katsuki bakugou #bakugo x black reader #bnha bakugo x reader #bnha x reader #bnha x black reader #bnha x poc!reader #mha x poc!reader #mha x y/n

[qingxintea]

say im not your consolation prize.

on the balcony with xiao continuation

continuation of last part sort of uhh anyway pls read at least the last half of the first one or else it makes no sense ty

“you- you what” 😀😀

fake realization hits you. because you think theres no way an adeptus could ever fall in love with you, man, fuck the curse. “ohh so,, not as beautiful as yo dad, right?”

xiao shkes his head. maybe he should just wait for you to get the hint

“not as beautiful as yo stepsis?”

“i” (which means “no”)

“ur child.”

“no”

“grandchild”

“no”

maybe dude should just cut in.

“you. im referring to you.” he said calmly. HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

“oh- what” grinning emoji again . 😀😀

dudes too out of his shit to muster explainable sentences because well damn he cant imagine forming a relationship- especially one with a mortal

but like ur special. because like i mean,  brrrrr cursey curse yuh yuh

but then remember when i mentioned in the first part that youre like some sort of crazy mind reader empath typa beat and ur just so godly and talented like ong ong bestie we love you

yeah

“thats sweet of you.” no context of a returning ‘i love you’ needed, because you know he already knows

to reassure him that, you only slightly lay your shoulder on his head because you know how touch starved he is

i mean arent we all

time to google buzzfeed quizzes ig

he takes your hand in his awww what thats so sweet

OH i havent describe the setting uh uh so like yalls just sittin on this sleepy big ass couch you carried together onto balcony looking at the stars and its like 1am

thats how close you have gotten what

impossible

and no you did not spike his almond tofu with a love potion 😀😀

you wouldnt do that in the first place

youre that type of person to just respect him and show him affection- but gives him more than enough space

and he appreciates that like a lot

he just hums softly. knows that you love him. doesnt question it any further

ONG ONG i can imagine you two just pointing out constellations to each other cause this is the first time in freaking centuries that he has felt this comfortable with someone, on this level yes yes

“big dipper? more like big d-”

“(y/n) no”

about to cancel you on twitter for being vulgar 💔💔 bestie i thought you loved me

anyway

after a while, you’ll def be the one to fall asleep first. its like 4:21AM but hes used to exhausting himself and forcing to stay awake

he just kinda... lets you sleep in his arms because

1. he doesnt wanna wake you up because ur very sleep deprived and

2. he just sorta likes it. doesnt want to admit it. just is okay with it

BUT WHEN YOU WAKE UP

hes already dipped

loner boy’s too prideful and unfamiliar with mortal relationships to let you know he did any of that sappy shit

“duty calls” typa shit he says

you know what else calls ?  you every single night 🤬

but you understand because youre nice !!

wow i want a luvr like you 👉👈

xiao better not break ur heart im

sharty if he hurts you intentionally run to me and everything will be fine. heart eyes emoji

i have too much power in my hands

but the thing is, he is very careful with your relationship

wants it to last because its something very very important to him

you just kinda vibe together. like a cycle for every single day. most likely for the rest of your life

and that one night where he actually falls asleep along with you, holy shit youre just happy man. like dude needs a lot of sleep asf !!

youre tired

hes tired

sleep. together very wholesome yes

he wakes up all ‘wtf’ and confused

but decides to enjoy the moment im

umm hello,, election for liyue power couple where ?

all in all, hes willing to let his guard down for you and protect you at all cost. he loves spending time together, and eventually warms up to you even more along the way

gimme kith, said you

#xiao x reader #genshin impact x reader #gi xiao #genshin impact imagine #genshin impact fanfiction #genshin headcanons #adeptus xiao #xiao

[astronomodeus]

≡;- ꒰ °My First Impressions of the Brothers: a thread ꒱ @astronomodeus

Lucifer: - mf y u angery - u remind me of my uncle shut up - why r u so strict ong - r u a taller version of levi ackerman

Mammon: - u look like u smell like axe body spray - prolly uses 10 cans of axe a day - mf u give me ayato sakamaki vibes - why do u always wear sunglasses mf am i too hot am i glowing

Leviathan: - ong pretty - why r u so shy - says me who cant even talk to a cashier - ma i like him

Satan: - o - u look cool but - wtf why r u why is u why - mf ur clothes why why - we'd get along but your clothes man - i like u too

Asmodeus: - ong so pretty - im jealous - mf why teach me - u give me got7 bambam vibes stop

Beelzebub: - o no cute cute cute - mf can eat me cos he's a literal demon but - i want to squish those cheekies aaa - i like u i like u i like u

Belphegor: - what is u doing - u sleep a lot mf what is sleep - looks like he's gonna bash my skull open if i try to talk to him - hello??

tw// toxicity ?? abuse ?? mental illness ?? 

i totally did not procrastinate for like, 3-4 months idk sorry chris lmaoaooa idk im not feeling myself mf y am i in a toxic household sometimes being asian sucks n like,, my anxiety keeps creeping up to me, no one in my family rmembers my bday lmfao they only insult me and then act angelic and praise my cousins lmao im human too yknow anyways haha have a nice day love yall >:D

also someone asked me to do a q&a bby i would love to do that but my anxiety wouldnt let me,, maybe someday :D

#OBEY ME #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #Obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon

[pissfizz]

as a kid in order to get to sleep, riku would have to lie against tenn so he was slightly upright and it made his breathing easier or something like that (i dont really remember exactly why but like its apparently one of the only ways he got to sleep) ANYWAY he told tamaki and sogo about that and i think tamaki told iori that if he ever heard coughing he should go over and be rikus pillow and, if it werent for it being the middle of the night when no one else could see them iori wouldnt do it. but he does get really worried and does end up checking on riku and being like “…i can be your pillow… if its gonna help. no other reasons”

also while im here look at baby riku and tenn

Oh my GOD THATS SO WHOLESOME

AND LOOK AT THEM THEYRE SO LIDDL ONG THEYRE SO FUCKING CUTE AND FOR WHAT

#PUTS IN MY MOUTH #asks #spicy my beloved