#hecc they took me a while but damn

[hot-topic-piss]

Last year’s sonic commissions I’m proud of :))

#error draws #hecc they took me a while but damn #love the results #sonic ocs #sth #commission

[jinwoosungs]

{ 181 }

perfect.

jinwoo sung x fem.reader

warnings: i need to write out a sudden brainrot with another thirst post. if n-fw stories make you uncomfortable, or you are a minor, i recommend you skip this story and read my more fluffy stories.

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anonymous said: Reader who's insecure x Jinwoo who fucks the insecurity out of them, like wdym you think you don't deserve someone like him? Hecc no I am gonna marry you one of these days 🙄😍😍😍😍 LMAOOOOOOO

anonymous said: oh my god… Belly bulge kink + dacryphilia +feral Jinwoo; This sudden thought got me thirsty and tweaking forreal ಠ⁠,⁠_⁠｣⁠ಠ

jinwoo took notice of how oddly quiet you were after dinner. because it was your 5 year anniversary, he wanted to be his usual, doting self, wishing to spoil you with a delicious dinner while surprising you with yet another gorgeous piece of jewelry.

for this year’s anniversary, he gifted you a diamond necklace that had a diamond in the shape of a star, the chain made of white gold. your eyes were awed at such a gorgeous sight, and you were so choked up with emotion that you could do little but return his sweet kiss the moment he clasped the chain on your neck.

you had run to the restroom after dinner, and he recalls giving you one last kiss before you excused yourself. jinwoo had simply been scrolling through his phone, waiting for your return, when he sees someone from his periphery sidle up to him.

“hello handsome.” a sultry voice calls out to him, filling jinwoo with disgust as the woman presses her breasts against his shoulder. “i see you’re all alone, perhaps i can keep you company tonight?”

jinwoo’s eyes glow a threatening purple hue, and he nearly choked the damn wench when he icily tells her, “no, thank you. i’ve got everything that i need with the woman i love. she is the only one that has my heart, so i suggest you back away from me right this minute.”

perhaps it was the tone in his voice, or the way his handsome features were painted in a permanent scowl filled with hatred that made the loose woman immediately back away from him. she lets out a huff, flipping back her long curls as she hastily walked away from him (trying to keep what little pride she had left with her).

but damn, it seemed that the damage had already been done when you reappeared, expression appearing devastated as you clutch on tightly to the straps of your purse.

“sarang.” jinwoo’s voice loses all traces of annoyance and hatred upon seeing you. he gets off his seat, wrapping an arm around your form when he sweetly asks, “shall we head home?”

when a soft hum heard coming from you was all that he hears made the warning bells go off in jinwoo’s head. his eyebrows were furrowed, gently leading you away from the restaurant and back into the car as he drove you back home.

he was ready to open the door for you, but shockingly, you shove open the passenger door first, already marching toward your shared home with your keys in hand. feeling bewildered, jinwoo could do little but watch you with wide eyes.

his hands were clenched in fists, slamming it down against his vehicle, nearly placing a dent within it. you must have seen that damn minx trying to seduce him. he had to clear up all misunderstandings-

he had to remind you that you were the only woman for him.

after spending some time outside, (giving you a moment of solace alone), jinwoo follows after you, with a hand shoved deep into the pockets of his dress pants. locking the door, he goes toward your shared bedroom, pushing open the door fully to see you staring at your reflection with a forlorn expression.

your dress lay beneath your feet in a crumpled mess of fabric. dressed only in your undergarments, he watches as you pick and prod at your every features while running a hand down in a slow and deliberate manner down your body.

admittedly, just seeing you touching yourself (even in such a non-sexual manner) was enough to make a shot of desire course through him. feeling his pants begin to tighten, jinwoo had to let out a deep breath so that he could try to communicate with you properly.

“honey, what’s wrong?” he joins you, remaining behind you as he brushes his lips against your hair. a whimper escapes from your lips when you tell him (sounding completely and utterly heartbroken), “you deserve better than me.”

jinwoo felt his blood run cold just then, lips already parted to voice his protests when you interrupt him, “i saw the woman that came up to you tonight. she was gorgeous, jinwoo. her makeup and hair was flawless, and she had an hourglass figure that women die for. and look at me, i’m-“

“you’re the only woman who can make me this hard.” jinwoo leans down to whisper harshly in your ear, biting down against the shell of it as he purposely presses your half naked form to the spot between his legs, allowing you to feel the tent you had caused beneath you.

“j-jinwoo?”

he lets out a grunt of your name, wrapping both of his arms around your frame before slamming you down against the edge of the bed. eyes becoming dilated with desire for you, he gives your lips a searing kiss, groaning when he feels them part for him as he greedily steals a taste of you. while keeping his lips locked against yours, jinwoo takes off your bra that keeps your breasts hidden from him, uncapping it as he tosses it aside, earning yet another moan from you.

he was panting heavily as he looks down at you with lust and love in his eyes, seeing you nearly naked for him with the diamond necklace the only item that covers your body. such a seductive sight was enough to make his blood go red hot, making his cock grow even more for you.

he adored your kisses, he truly did-

but jinwoo was a starving man-

and he wanted a part of you that tasted so much sweeter than what your mere lips could offer.

jinwoo keeps your body still, kissing down every inch of skin he could reach before settling comfortably between the fat of your thighs. he sees the familiar wet stain against your panties, letting out a dark chuckle as he slowly takes off the damp fabric with his teeth alone. gently gripping at the bottom of your panties with his teeth, he continues to slide it down, allowing the sight of your soaked core to be freed for his eyes to see.

letting out a guttural groan of your name, jinwoo places his lips directly against your slick walls, his tongue diving in to taste and devour your honeyed sweetness as you cling to dear life against the sheets that made up your bed.

jinwoo knew your body better than the back of his own hand. he could play it like an instrument, eliciting the right amount of breathy sighs and high pitched moans as he uses his fingers and tongue to bring you to heaven.

when he feels you spilling yourself into his awaiting mouth, a dark chuckle escapes from him. he allows his lips to press a gentle kiss against your aching pussy before moving himself away from you.

“fuck, you taste so good… i can’t hold back anymore, i just can’t.”

your eyes remained hazy and unfocused when jinwoo simply tears off his expensive clothes, tossing them aside (like trash) until he was left just as bare as you were. while his hungry gaze remained honed in on your face, he could see the tears beginning to form against your pretty eyes.

and that just made his need to claim you increase even more.

with a groan, he pulls you closer to him by your thighs, the mushroom tip of his cock already pressed against your entrance when he immediately thrusts deep inside of you.

you cry out when he begins to harshly thrust in and out of you, leaving you a mess as you lost all of your senses. not a single coherent word leaves your parted lips, only able to gasp and moan and repeat babbles that sounded oddly like his name over and over again.

and jinwoo wasn’t faring any better, for the moment he completely sheaths his cock inside of you, that was the moment he lost all train of thought as well.

the powerful hunter was absolutely mesmerized at how well you were taking him in. just seeing the sheer girth of his erection being hidden inside of your sweet cunt, even bulging against your soft abdomen, was enough to make jinwoo cum right then and there.

such a sight was enough to make him pound into you even faster, muscles clenching in response as jinwoo’s sole purpose was to gift you pleasure-

and gift you pleasure he did.

after a few more expertly timed and angled thrusts, jinwoo could feel your gummy walls clench tightly around him, trying to milk him for all he was worth-

but it didn’t work.

even with the evidence of your sweet juices coating his cock, jinwoo remained painfully hard for you. he gives you a few seconds of reprieve before continuing to pound into you, allowing the evidence of your release to cause the sounds of his lovemaking to be more apparent. each thrust was accompanied with a wet, squelching sound that makes your face heat up considerably.

“jinwoo… oh my god… jinwoo!” your cries of his name were like music to his ears as he proceeded to make love to you, pinning you to your shared bed as your toes curled in response to each and every one of his harsh thrusts felt against you.

how could you possibly think that he deserved anyone that wasn’t you?

how could you not see that he actually saw a future with you, with the engagement ring he had plans on giving to you hidden within one of his drawers?

ah, but perhaps he’ll save his proposal for some other time-

a time where he isn’t busy filling and splitting you open with his cock as he brought you to paradise throughout the entirety of the night ♡

a.n. - i need to get this thirst post out of the way and out of my system, so please forgive me 😭🙏🏻 completely unedited bc this is so self indulgent agslggkhssdhf

all stories are written by rei; reposts, translations, and plagiarism are not allowed.

#sung jinwoo x reader #sung jinwoo x you #jinwoo sung x reader #jinwoo sung x you #solo leveling x reader #solo leveling smut #.stories

[eleteo125]

!!!HEAVY MANGA SPOILERS!!!

Ok. So I'm gonna talk about deaths here and how we basically got a hint from the beginning of the series on who will die.

Also I'll only be talking about permanent deaths and not the deaths of characters that died in different timelines. That's a whole nother can of worms.

Let's start.

So we know from Draken (the one who was on death row) tell Takemichi that Kisaki wishes to kill everything that is dear to Mikey. And every death in the series so far are people who are special to Mikey.

Special Person to Mikey #1

Let's start with the man who escaped death

Draken

Right on the get go as soon as Takemichi finds out that Draken died, we've been shown that he's someone special in Mikey's life and the story explains very well why Mikey would change cause of his death.

Special Person to Mikey #2

Baji

Sad and unfortunate it is, Baji never made it. And that is devastating especially to Mikey.

But do you know how the series introduced Baji in Mikey's words? He's special to him, he loves Baji. He's clearly a person that Mikey cherishes and now he's gone.

And thus the snowball of disasters arise

Special Person to Mikey #3

Emma

We're introduced to Emma and Mikey's relationship and made it clear and they are siblings and that they clearly love each other. Emma being his sister and someone he loves is a clear red flag that Emma is not safe and that she's clearly introduced with Mikey in such a way to convey how special she is to him. Hecc the first time we saw them truly interacting with each other is when he took her out for her birthday.

Unfortunately Emma also passes

Special Person to Mikey #4

Izana

The brother that could've been.

He may not have been present in Mikey's life that much, only appearing for a short while but that short while was enough for Mikey to accept him and treat him as his family.

As soon as Mikey accepted Izana making him a special person in his life should have been a clear sign that Izana is gonna have a tragic fate. And that he did.

He also dies.

Despite not being blood related, Mikey held him in his heart as much as the other people in his life. Most likely the reason to him adopting his image in the Bonten timeline.

So in conclusion. If someone is introduced as special to Mikey, they're definitely on the chopping block.

And that brings my attention to Draken and Takemichi.

I've already discussed Draken so let's talk about Takemichi.

Because of the things he's done, Mikey is very grateful. And from their interactions, Takemichi definitely is one of the people that Mikey cherishes. And that fact is sending alarm bells that the possibility of Takemichi dying is possible.

But!

He already did.

Bonten!Mikey technically killed him. He died that's why he can't go back to the future anymore.

Takemichi got a do over. And that's where we currently are in the story.

The death of the people Mikey loves made him fall in darkness. And Takemichi swore to save Mikey.

So I believe that Takemichi will do whatever he can to save Mikey and that is to not die.

Now let's address the elephant in the room. Draken is basically dying in the most recent chapters and it breaks my heart so much.

I want him to be okay I want him to be able to do more for Mikey as he wanted. I want him to be alright. But the points I've pointed out in this post are all clear signs that death is coming. I don't want to believe it I don't want it to happen but there's also a part of my brain that's saying 'you saw this coming, you know what's going to happen.'

But I will remain optimistic and hope for the best even no matter what happens. I'm really heartbroken over this. I hope the story makes a clown of me and my theory in this post.

At this moment my biggest hope is that damn slow ambulance and our queen Senju.

Please Senju, please I'm counting on you.

#tokyo revengers #baji keisuke #sano manjiro #ken ryuguji #draken #emma sano #izana kurokawa #takemichi hanagaki #takemitchy #tokrev

[kcsugawara]

{HC} Dreams and Kisses

Here are some sweet setters asking the Manager of Shiratorizawa out!

Includes: Oikawa, Sugawara, Kageyama, Akaashi and Kenma x Manager!Reader

Warnings- Slight mention of blood in Suga’s.

{A/n- This is my first ever Head canon so please don’t be afraid to tell me how I can improve! And, I hope you enjoy!}

Oikawa-

  So the first time this boy met you was at a game where they were playing Shiratorizawa

  Que Wakatoshi walking up to Oikawa, the pretty setter rolling his eyes because bby boy knows what’s coming.

  “Oikawa, you should’ve come to-“ A swift volleyball to the head cause Wakatoshi to stop talking and Oikawa to stand in shock

  That’s when the most attractive person he has ever seen appeared in front of him

 And believe me, bby boy has looked in the mirror multiple times

  You grabbed Wakatoshi by the ear and scolded him

  “leave Oikawa alone you overgrown statue!”

  The comment cause Oikawa to cackle as you apologized with Wakatoshi still in hand

  As you took him away Oikawa was left standing there gaping at your back

  Bby boy realized he should’ve gone to Shiratorizawa

  Oikawa couldn’t get you off of his mind, so when he heard he was going to a training camp and Shiratorizawa would be there, boy was vibrating due to excitement.

  Boy managed to spend every second he wasn’t training with you, or he would leave you gifts if he knew he was going to be busy all day

  This is how you started to wake up to a bouquet of different flowers he had picked every morning

  On the last day of training camp, you were both very close and he was helping you pack your things

  Took so much time due to the sheer amount of gifts

  This is when he pulled out a stuffed teddy of himself and gave it to you

  “y/n, I don’t want you to miss me too much when I’m not around so here”

 You start to panic saying how you haven’t got him anything

  Smooth bby pulls you close “just give me your heart Y/n” and kisses you

  You become a puddle in his arms and give into his kiss.

Sugawara-

God he’s so cute I can’t!

Training with the boys had gotten you pretty accustom to flying volleyballs, However what you hadn’t expected to be smacked in the back of the head with one after Hinata forgot to actually aim the ball

Sweet baby got so many death stares of Shiratorizawa 

Sugawara was the first one to reach you and help you sit up

he tried to ask you if you were okay but all forms of words got caught in his throat as he stared into your eyes

That was until blood started dripping from your nose due to your ever-so-graceful face plant

Mom-mode activate

Boy picked up up like it was nothing and rushed to the first-aid room

he stayed with you, making sure to get you water and food

grazing his hand as you took the cup of water had you blushing

staring to get worried he leaned in to check if you had a fever and ended up inches away from your lips

The boy blushed when he realized how close he was to you but couldn’t stop looking at you, begging himself to kiss you

Just as he worked up the courage to make a move, Tendou showed up

You silently cursed your team’s awful timing

“sorry to interrupt, but if you’re done smooching our manager, we kinda need her back now”

Pretty sure you were redder then Tendou’s hair at this point, and Suga wasn’t any better

He couldn’t get you off of his damn mind for ages

so when he saw you in a diner, he couldn’t believe his luck

“hey, Y/n”

You looked up and sent him a soft smile “Hello Sugawara”

“If you’re not busy, mind if I join you?”

You two spent the next 2 hours talking about volleyball and other interests you both had.

When it was time to leave he walked you to your car, but he couldn’t let you go just yet

sweet boy brought your hand up to his mouth and kissed it. “I hope I can see you again Y/n. Maybe next time I can be a date?”

You agreed to his question and organised to meet him tomorrow for a date

Kageyama-

This was the worst moment in Kageyama’s life

His milk had gotten stuck in the vending machine

Before angry boy had time to smash the glass, the machine shook as a foot had connected with it

The milk fell but Kageyama’s eye were glued to the angel that stood in front of him

you sent him a sweet smile and ran to join your team

his eyes couldn’t leave you, well that was until Semi stood directly in front of you and sent a dirty scowl his way

Poor baby ran away so fast he forgot his milk

Half way through practice, you had gotten particularly thirsty and went back to the vending machine. 

You noticed Kageyama’s stray milk and picked it up 

Going over to where Karasuno was practicing, you saw him sitting on the bench, seemingly sulking

“Hello again Kageyama, I think you forgot this” You said while handing him the milk

Bby’s world lit up. He was in love with this Milk Deity. Yes it was that easy

The only problem was Kag’s didn’t know what the hecc a crush was, let alone how to ask one out

so he went to his mum

Yes, I’m talking about Suga

“Suga, I think I’m dying”

This causes Suga to stare at the setter with confusion

“Every time I see y/n my heart beings to race and I can’t breath. I also get sweaty. I think I’m allergic to them”

It took Suga s hot minuet to stop laughing at the fact Kageyama’s conclusion was he was allergic to you

“Kageyama, you have a crush on Y/n. You’re not allergic to them” 

“A crush?” Poor baby had the most deadpanned expression you’ve ever seen as he took in the new information

It took him a whole week to process this, and another week to get your number, and another month to ask you out

“Y/n, turns out I have a crush on you. Date me.”

It was less of a question and more of a demand

Lucky for him, you had liked him since you first met, so you accepted quickly

you pulled him into a tight embrace and kissed his cheek

You killed him

Congratulations :)

Akaashi-

How the hell did you end up here? How the hell did this grown-ass man end up lost in the middle of your practice?

He said his name was Bokuto and that’s all he’ll say other then a string of what can only be described as sad owl noises

and now, you’re walking around campus hand-in-hand with him trying to find the Fukurodani team because they lost their damn captain

Walking around you heard someone call Bokuto and you literally saw the boys hair inflate along with his growing smile

“AKAASHIIIIII!!!!” he screamed next to you “LOOK I MADE A FRIEND”

yeah, as confusing as it was, you quickly had grown to like Bokuto 

“Hello, thank you for looking after our captain, he get’s distracted and walks off” Akaashi said giving Bokuto an evil stare

“See you soon y/n” Bokuto waved as he walked away

you felt Akaashi’s eyes linger on you a little longer as he walked away

What Akaashi didn’t realize is that you’d walk into the gym with the rest of Shiratorizawa trailing behind you

“Y/N” Bokuto’s scream could be heard outside the gym as he bounded up to you and tackled you into a hug

Your laugh rang in Akaashi’s ears, it was angelic 

His eyes raked over your laughing form when he noticed your smile and the way your eyes crinkled as you looked at the owl-like boy

He couldn’t stop the pang of jealousy, nor could he stop his body from pulling Bokuto off you and holding you protectively 

He blushed when he realized what he’d done, and so had you

Mostly because you were currently wrapped in the hot setter’s muscles but I digress 

His crush became more and more apparent to him as he watched you through out the game

Boy was so distracted even Bokuto noticed his lack of participation

“Akaashi, care to stop ogling at y/n and maybe PLAY THE DAMN GAME”

Bokuto’s scolding had reached your ears, causing a deep blush on your face which Akaashi had noticed

During the break of the game, Akaashi noticed Bokuto talking to you again which caused him to grab your hand and drag you out of the gym

“Akaashi? Is everything okay?”

Akaashi grabbed you and held you close 

“I’m sorry, I can’t ignore how I feel when I see you talk to anyone else”

He kissed your forehead and basically begged to take you out on a date

Meanwhile you were literally deceased in his arms

You’ve had a crush on Akaashi for a while so this is your dream come true

Of course you agreed to date the setter

Would be a lit plot twist if you said no though....

Kenma-

“Hey Y/n?” Jin called your name, making you stop packing

Your team had just won a practice match against Nekoma and were getting ready for the next team

“Yeah Jin? What is it?”

“I think one of the kittens left this” Jin handed you a Blue PSP

Kitten was a nickname given to Nekoma from Shiratorizawa

You took it and excused yourself from the gym to go find Nekoma

You knew automatically who’s it was seen as the cute setter barley looked up from it

 good job too or he’d probably see the amount you stare at him

It didn’t take much walking before you ran into a very flustered looking setter

“Hey, Kenma! I think you left this at practice” Try as you might, you can’t stop the blush forming on your face

And if you took your eyes off the god damn floor, you’d see that he was blushing too

“Thank you Y/n, I’m sorry for inconvenience you” muttered Kenma

You two just kinda stood there awkwardly

No-one wanted to leave because little did you know, gamer boi had a fat crush on you too

That was until his turkey looking friend and Tendou yelled at you both

“oh my god if one of you don’t confess we’ll do it for you”

You both shoot your respective team members a look that made them run away faster then they ever had

“uhm y/n, I’ve liked you for a while now but I don’t want to make you uncomfortable, but will you do me the honor of going on a date with me?”

“of course I will Kenma! I’ve never wanted anything more”

Maybe you were a bit too eager to jump into his arms as you both fell on to the floor laughing

He grabbed your face and kissed you

meanwhile, you hadn’t realized both teams had gathered behind you both and where now cheering

Shiratorizawa couldn’t feel any part of their bodies the next day thanks to your harsh training

#haikyuu!! #oikawa x reader #kenma x reader #akaashi x reader #kageyama x reader #sugawara x reader #haikyuu hc

[mottephobia-imagines]

BNHA as Hetalia Characters (Axis + Allies only)

Hahahahaaaa.. I’m still Hetalia trash 😇

—

Mirio Togata as America

I first put Denki as America but then I saw a post and now I can’t stop thinking about BTT SeroKiriKami so yeah-

Mirio and America have more things in common other than being blond, blue-eyed precious beans that need to be protected

First of- s t r o n g. They’re both canonically some of the strongest characters in their respective series despite their relatively young ages (Mirio being above some pro-hero levels despite still being in high school and America being well America lmao)

Additionally, they both have drive; they have a determination to become as strong as they possibly could, and stop at nothing to get there

Also, they love helping people! Mirio wants to save a million smiles, and America is a self-proclaimed hero (who admittedly isn’t the best but he’s trying okay)

Both of them kinda also have a hidden intelligence? Like, as in one would never think of them to be highly intelligent people because they’re so goofy and energetic

Since it’s implied that both Tamaki and Mirio game in their free time, him and America are also avid gamers (imagine them playing smash together lmao I feel like they’d break all the controllers)

Both v v competitive too (not as much as the next duo tho)- they’ll never back down from a challenge and face it head on with all their might!

Also, they’re basically the blond boy of the month but it’s every month lmao

(In my eyes they’re both cute little golden retrievers shshsjdjskal)

In conclusion, they’re sunshines who deserve the world and more

Katsuki Bakugo as England

Okay fr hear me the fuck out-

I know it’s an unlikely pair

But they have their similarities just bear with me here

Yes, I was initially going to put in Romano for Bakugo (anger issues gang)

But then the more I thought about it, the more I realized that unlike Romano, he wouldn’t back away from a challenge or run at the slightest scare- Bakugo would take that shit and smother it into the ground

And while England may sometimes be portrayed as a prude gentleman type, we can’t forget his history- this man is probably one of, if not the most, ballsy countries to exist (at least back in his prime)

England is smart, calculated and cunning- how could you not be when you’ve conquered nearly the whole damn world?

He’s proud and maybe a bit too egotistical, and while lacking the anger issues and probably dead vocal cords of Bakugo, he sure as hell matches him in the pride and power aspect

Bakugo, on the other hand, is literally top of his class; boy is a nerd and has a perfect record

So he’s by no means any less smart than England, maybe a little more reckless, but he’s 16- you can’t exactly compare his mindset to a country’s

Even so he does act quickly on the battlefield, much like England assessed situations very precariously (most of the time)

Both of them would probably look an opponent dead in the eye and tell them to do it, bet you won’t pussy ass

On a lighter note tho, they’re two blond, spiky-haired tsunderes who are way to proud and smart for their own good

They also both listen to rock/punk so there’s that too

foreverfurrowedbrowclubTM

Aoyama Yuuga as France

I know I just said SeroKamiKiri is the BTT but once again hear me out

I couldn’t not put Aoyama in as France

It’s literally a match made in Heaven guys cmon

They’re both sparkling, flamboyant and fabulous blondies

Although sometimes their attitude can be interpreted as holier-than-thou, really they just know that they’re amazing and don’t care what people think (we stan confident kings 😤)

They also know that they deserve the best luxuries in life, and definitely won’t settle for anything else

In terms of courage, they’re pretty much on the same level; they get scared easily and will more than likely either back out of the challenge or give up the moment they feel tired

The difference is, France will never regain whatever bravery he had before the French Revolution, but Aoyama is slowly building his courage up in his journey to become a hero

They also take things in stride, willingly or unwillingly (whether it be an ugly outfit or a defeat, they won’t be a sore loser lmao)

While not necessarily flirty like France, Aoyama can still charm people with his whims. Also, their relationship towards people that they can’t charm kind of mirrors one another? (Might be reaching here lmao)

I do think though sometimes that Aoyama shows some similarities with Poland/2P!Romano, but he has the most similarities with France so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Toga Himiko as Russia

You may say she’s more like Belarus but nay nay I say

Belarus is the more kind of ‘stoic’ cruel in my mind; she doesn’t show much emotion besides annoyance and getting angry

Russia however

He’s ‘childishly’ cruel- looks innocent but is capable of some horrible, monstrous things.

Even though his face says otherwise, he does take some glee in torturing harming others (like, a lot)

Toga also does this, but in a much more obvious way lmao. She’s a villain, who drinks blood, there’s no doubt she hasn’t killed anyone. She also takes a lot more pleasure from hurting people than Russia does

They not that close with people, but the ones they are close to they are immensely protective of (Toga and the LOV, Russia and his sisters)

They also are capable of being highly intelligent, knowing more than what people think they know (Toga helping Twice our, and I high key headcanon Russia as a manipulative and cunning bastard who’s done many horrible things to people to get his way)

(I still love you Ivan)

I think this goes without saying but they’re really really violent

Russia just likes using his magic metal pipe of pain, and Toga likes her knives

They also have some really shitty pasts that have lead them to be who they are today

They may look cute on the outside, but they are oh so very cruel on the inside

Shota Aizawa as China

Haha, old man syndrome-

These two have more in common than you’d think

First off, they have that wisdom that comes with age, and are trying to get the younger ones to learn it (Aizawa does this better lmao)

I can totally see them complaining about ‘kids these days’ even tho they’ve done the same shit back then-

Along with wisdom comes cunning and craft. I headcanon China as a low key genius, so he’s probably on par with Aizawa, if not better (in terms of battle strategy and such)

Even though they come off as strict, all they really want is the best for their students/siblings

They’re both physically strong (China was probably once hella jacked, and Aizawa speaks for himself)

They do tire out quite easily tho so there’s that

Both have a penchant for cute animals like cats (Hello Kitty’s a cat don’t @ me)

On a darker note, they’ve both suffered losses of close friends. While China has definitely lost a lot more, Shirakumo’s ‘death’ still took a huge toll on him. Likewise, China has lost all his ancient friends over the years, making him the last one left (except turkey and Mongolia they don’t matter rn)

Tenya Iida as Germany

You cannot tell me this isn’t also a match made in heaven

They’re literally, at their very core, almost the exact same person

Iida is a stickler for rules- he follows every single one of them. Any and every. Pretty organized too, if I do say so myself

Likewise, Germany is also very strict with rules and regimens. He’s also canonically OCD so mans cannot stand messes (people or things)

It may make them seem like pains in the neck but really it’s the only way they know how to interact

Also have some angsty connections with their brothers

Although not as easily provoked as Germany, Iida can still be just as terrifying (mans tried to kill Stain I mean come on-)

As with nearly all of these characters, they’re both strong as hecc

Also, I feel like both of them are somewhat pressured by what their other family members have accomplished and want to achieve the same thing (Iida coming from a family of superheroes, and Germany really looking up to his father and brother and wanting to be like them but less yknow)

They don’t really know how to communicate well?? Like, of course they can talk and hold conversation but they have difficulty with most social interactions (it’s adorable)

More often than not the louder voice of reason within their friend group (Everyone in the Dekusquad besides Deku himself is the voice of reason lmao, and Germany is a no-nonsense kind of guy)

Smart bois (In Gakuen Hetalia, Germany is said to be one of the smartest students and tutors Italy, and Iida tries his best)

All in all very awkward and loud losers beans that need to learn how to not be so stiff lmao

Shoto Todoroki as Japan

Y’all already know I had to pair the introverts together

Calm, collected and reserved- these two mind their own business like it’s a sports championship lmao

Even though they may come off as intimidating sometimes, in reality they’re just shy and don’t really know the basics of social interaction (more than Germany and Iida lmao)

They’re both fairly strong, too (Todoroki with his icy hot quirk makes him one of the most OP characters in MHA imo, and Japan definitely doesn’t carry around a katana just for show)

Very very convoluted and not so great childhood (Think the sengoku period was Japan’s childhood so he was basically torn up as a kid while Todoroki had to deal with Endebitch)

Also both pretty smart??? Like, high key they’re both very intelligent and skilled

Both their friends are slowly helping them get out of that super duper introverted mindset, but the poor bbs are still trying to learn how to be a lot less stiffe

They’re also really into architecture esp traditional Japanese architecture (canon in both)

I honestly think they’d get along pretty well if they met, tbh

(Japan would get him into anime and manga and the bookworm in Todoroki can’t resist)

The strange circumstance of Italy

Honestly, I could not find anyone in MHA that was remotely similar to Italy

I was very close to putting in Mina or Nejire, since those two come to mind whenever I think of bright and bubbly (Maybe Kirishima too, but it just doesn’t fit)

So while those two are pretty much the most fitting I feel, they don’t completely encompass his character enough yonow?

Like, I genuinely cannot find anyone who is similar enough to compare him to

So for now, until I can find a suitable pick, Italy won’t have a MHA character to be paired up with 😔 sorry guys

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What do you guys think? Do you agree or do you think different characters should be put in place?

If this gets enough notes, I might make a part 2 including female nations and the others (or whatever characters you guys request)

Requests are still open! You can ask for edits or character imagines/headcanons!

#boku no hero #bnha headcanons #bnha bakugou #bnha bakugo katsuki #mha yuuga #mha aoyama #mirio togata #my hero academia mirio #bnha aizawa #aizawa shouta #mha toga #toga himiko #bnha iida #iida tenya #shoto torodoki #bnha shoto todoroki #hetalia #hetalia headcanons #aph america #aph england #aph germany #aph russia #aph china #aph japan #aph italy #aph france #headcanons #these are all just my opinions lmao #crossover

[kirishimas-manly-eyeliner]

Okay feel free to ignore this if you want it’s kinda just a huge rant thing about me thinking that my brothers might be racist so uh yeah, debated on being on anon for thsi or not for like ten minutes cause there some real personal stuff here. Kinda been bottling this up for a while and for some reason you seem like a good person to tell it to.

Tw cursing btw

So I’m white, might be a little sprinkle of Cuban but honestly have no idea besides that I’m white as hecc. I have four brothers, I’m also adopted, but because when I was adopted my biological brother wasn’t adopted too because he was already a adult. But my biological brother (just gonna call him bb if I refer to him again) is not white, we have different dads. I’m very much white and he’s black? I don’t really know, never asked and didn’t really see it as something important. I love him for him, his skin color never mattered in that. But if I had to describe it he’s a lighter black, maybe Arabic or Cuban? And most of my friends throughout my whole time living where I do, most of my friends are black, or Hispanic. So, as you can assume, I have lots of sympathy for POC. I have no idea what it’s like and try to support my friend any time they are put down for their skin color. (I may or may not have punch a kid once cause he said a friend of mine was disgusting and should “go back to her sick country” cause she’s a Muslim, apparently the kids grandpa died in 9/11 so liek I guess I can see where it’s from but like, dude……)

So I have three other brother, live with two of them cause the other moved out for college. So, now to the two brother might be racist part. Prepare to be pissed off 👍 /hj . So, when all the protests started at the begging of quarantine, my family talked a bit about it cause we had nothing else to do.

and these two straight, cis, white teens had the damn arrogance to BOTH say that they were “bullied for being white” and yeah, one of them was bullied very bad as a kid, but like??????? No?????? Just, no????? You are a cisgender white straight man????????? Who is considered attractive by most of your peers?????? YOU ARE NOT BULLIED, THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN TIME WHERE SOMEONE TRIED TO SHAKE SOME SENSE INTO YOUR ASS THAT YOU LITERALLY ARE THE MOST PRIVILEGED PEOPLE IN AMERICA SINCE THE FUCKING BEGINNING AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY THAT YOUR MADE FUN IF FOR IT??????? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?????

And MY shy ass didn’t say a damn thing because “it’s not my place to talk, I’m white as heck and have never been made fun of for being white”

And also, “racism it’s the even a big thing anymore”??????? PISSES ME OFF WHEN EVER I THINK OF IT TO NO END

Like, first of all, IF THERE ARE PROTESTS AND PEOPLE ARE BEING KILLED FOR BEING BLACK THEN I THINK RACISM IS STILL A THING !!!!!

Second, YOU ARE A MAN, A CISGENDER MAN!!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!!! MEANWHILE AT THE TIME I WAS STILL CLOSETED SO YOUR SAYING THIS SHIT IN FRONT OF YOUR “SISTER” WHO HAS SAID THAT “SHE” WAS PUT DOWN A NUMBER OF TIMES FOR BEING BIOGRAPHICALLY FEMALE BY BOYS WHO THREW ROCKS AT GIRLS IN FIRST GRADE????? WHO LITERALLY HAS A SCAR FROM A SHARP ROCK THAT WAS THROWN AT MY BACK BY SOME KID IN FIRST GRADE???????

THIRD, YOU ARE CIS GENDER!!!! Hey hey hey, buddy, imagine not being able to go outside without worrying that you’ll get killed while walking to the dollar tree because you drew a non-binary flag on your arm the other day and couldn’t rub it off!!!!! How great does that sound :D /s

Fourth, you are STRAIGHT!!!!!!! BEING THE GAY ONE IN THE FAMILY IS KINDA HARD! And then how much it hurt seeing them make jokes about slapping each other’s asses, and making fun of a kid cause he sounded gay (who literally became homophobic because of it, as a kid he was supportive of it, but now is sorta homophobic because he’s straight and has been made fun of for people thinking he’s gay), TOOK THE “pedophiles are being added to LGBT” FUCKING SERIOUSLY

LIKE, I WASN’T OUT AT THE TIME AND THEY STOPPED MAKING JOKES LIKE THAT AFTER I TOLD THEM, BUT THEY ARE SO HORRIBLE SOMETIMES I SWEAR!!!! I AHVE NO IDEA HOW YHEY GREW TO BE LIEK THIS BECAUSE MY MOM ALWAYS TELLS THEM TO FUCKING STOP BECAUSE ITS OFFENSIVE AND RUDE, AND MY DAD SHOWS THAT HE DOENST LIEK IT EITHER

so that’s my Ted talk, moral of the story, if your a straight white cisgender man stop complaining about it.

tw: racism, homophobia, transphobia

THAT SH!T PISSES ME OFF WTF

(DISCLAIMER: okay y’all, to be clear: i’m in no way bashing anyone who’s straight or cisgender. this is talking about the topic in general and how people have negative influences on others, but it’s not directly related to them being white, straight, and cis-- it’s about the way that they’re handling it and how immature those people are. please don’t be offended if you fit into any of those categories.)

okok, thanks for letting me know all of this info boo! just wanted to let you know that you’re one heck of an amazing person and i think you’re so so strong for still being here. so pls oml, GIVE YOURSELF A PAT ON THE BACK BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT! and hey, despite all you’ve been through, i can’t stress HOW thankful i am that you haven’t let it get to you. you’re not a cold-hearted and rude person and that just fills me with so much love for you because that’s just such a beautiful thing. 

BUT NOW.

THE BROTHERS.

BAE I AM SO SORRY.

now now i’m supposed to be loving and kind to everyone, but this- i- i don’t know how to sugarcoat this. 

they are white.

they are cisgender.

and they are men, straight men, at that.

AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY THAT THEY’VE BEEN BULLIED FOR BEING WHITE??

I JUST BLACKED OUT FOR A SECOND THERE

LISTEN, I KNOW THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF DISCRIMINATION LATELY. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A VERY SWEET, KIND, AMAZING WHITE GUY GAL OR NONBINARY PAL SAYING THAT THEY GOT BULLIED IN GENERAL? THAT’S OKAY, COMPLETELY OKAY.

BUT IF THEY HAVE ALREADY CROSSED THE LINE MULTIPLE TIMES AND THEN CHOSE TO THINK ABOUT THEMSELVES FOR “being white??” like honey come again, what did they say?? like did someone go to you and say, “yooooo guys, i’m white!” and use their fingers to make their eyes bigger? and yet it’s okay when you, you stupid cis white straight man make your eyes smaller and say “ch*ng ch*ng” and sing it to a bunch of asian kids?? is that what it is to you?

CHERRY I AM SO SORRY WTF THAT MUST BE TERRIBLE

and then.

i am trying so very hard not to scream rn because i can FEEL your pain through this ask.

and tHEN THEY SAY “racism isn’t a big thing anymore.”

...i’m sorry, did i hear you correctly?

racism isn’t a big thing anymore?

RACISM ISN’T A BIG THING ANYMORE???

RIGHT, RIGHT, HOW ABOUT YOU TELL THAT TO THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO FOUGHT FOR BLM AND ASIAN LIVES AS THEY SCREAMED FOR JUSTICE?? HOW ABOUT YOU TELL THAT TO THE PEOPLE WHO’VE BEEN MURDERED JUST FOR BEING IN THEIR OWN SKIN?? HOW ABOUT YOU TELL THAT TO THE PEOPLE WHO’VE LOST FAMILY AND FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY WERE JUST BEING HUMAN.

AND THEN THEY DON’T RESPECT YOUR PRONOUNS??

i’m literally about to cry right now, that’s so messed up

AND I AM SO SORRY ON BEHALF OF WHAT YOU’RE GOING THROUGH, THIS MUST BE SO ROUGH RIGHT NOW AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TERRIBLE THIS MUST BE FOR WHAT YOU’RE GOING THROUGH.

BUT YOU

ARE

A 

STRONG

AMAZING

OVERLORD

AND I AM VERY VERY PROUD OF YOU

FOR FIGHTING AND CONTINUING TO BE KIND TO OTHERS

ILY VERY MUCH AND I THINK YOU’RE A NEAT PERSON, REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE VALID. YOU ARE SO VALID. ILY. 

#ellie rants #kme: kirishima-my-beloved

[starryseo]

phone number. | yang jeongin

pairing ↠ jeongin x gender neutral!reader

genre ↠ just a fluffy barista au!!

wc ↠ 3229

summary ↠ jeongin likes you a latte.

warnings ↠ just jeongin being cute and in loooove. its cringey.

a/n ↠ barista!jeongin bc who doesn’t love cafe aus?

cafe glow is well-known around these parts of town bc it has such!! great!! food and drinks!

it has a real homely feel so a lot of student from the nearby schools/ unis come here

and it’s a pretty big cafe so there’s a lot of space for ppl to come in and chill, whether that be large study groups or just individuals trying to cram for upcoming tests

that homely feel?? it’s bc of all the youngsters that basically run the cafe

it’s officially owned by mr and mrs bang, but their son, chan, manages this cafe a lot since they’ve got a few other places in town to run

chan loves recruiting teens to work bc, despite their hyperactivity (esp the lot that are currently there), they’re a lot less work to deal with than grumpy adults complaining abt wages

so!!

just a few months ago, jeongin started looking around for places to work at

let’s get that bread bro

he spoke to a lot of the nearby businesses like the florist, library and pizzeria but as soon as he entered glow and saw a blond guy downing shots of black coffee as he made different drinks, he Knew he wanted to work here

he headed straight to the counter (ok ofc he waited in line first but who cares abt that)

“welcome to glow, what can i get ya?”

“hi, i was wondering if you were hiring?”

“so,” the guy - nametag reading Felix - began, leaning forwards on the counter, “you wanna join the glow gang, huh? have you got what it takes??”

maybe he should’ve thought more clearly abt this-

“felix are u creeping out kids again?? i swear this is the last time i leave you on counter duty” the black-coffee-drinking blond huffed, wiping his hands on his apron as he left the coffee machines. he nudged felix out of the way, pushing him to the machines before he turned to jeongin. “i’m sorry abt him, i don’t know why i still keep him around”

“i heard that!”

 “anyway,” the blond - nametag with Chan printed on it - grinned, “what can i get for you?”

“a job here would be great”

“you really wanna work here,,,, with that?” he pointed over to felix who looked back with a frown

“yeah, it seems pretty fun!”

“you got a cv on you?”

jeongin is a Prepared Boi. before his job hunting run he printed off multiple copies of his cv so he handed it over to chan who briefly looked over it

“when can you start working?”

“when do you need me to?”

chan let out a chuckle at that, pocketing jeongin’s cv, “swing by tomorrow at 4 and we’ll work that out, yeah?”

jeongin went home a Happy Boy and the next day at exactly 4:37 he had landed himself a sweet job at cafe glow

ever since that day a few months ago, jeongin had been learning the ins and outs of the cafe

he’s learnt all about where felix hides his ‘secret’ stash of sweets, where to kick if the machines ever go down and jisung’s ability to not stop talking

jisung’s the guy in charge of training jeongin bc chan doesn’t trust felix with another human’s life and minho, an older uni student that works here part time, is way too busy flirting with customers to get more tips those uni fees won’t pay themselves u go bby

and chan himself already has a lot to deal with since he mainly works in the kitchens

so jisung has taken jeongin under his wing and taught him how to make all drinks (despite there being a manual for this) and how to deal with the customers

and even tho jisung is only 5 months older than jeongin, he n e v e r misses an opportunity to baby the hecc out of him

“what are the different cup sizes we have?”

“uh,, small,, medium and large??”

“goSH jeonGIN you’re so smART!!!! ily!!! what cAN’T you do???”

jisung’s overdramatic as hell but he means well

and it’s always funny when jeongin teams up with felix (still a pretty rare occassion) to prank jisung

one day jeongin had a test after school so he couldn’t come by

and ofc he let chan know this in advance but he and felix decided not to tell jisung

jisung was waiting around for jeongin to come and he literally almost started crying when felix told him an hour later that jeongin wasn’t gonna come

“,,m,y bab y ? jeonginnie??? wh at do u me an,, he won’t com,e??? felix you a s s don’t l i e to m,e,, :((((”

they even got minho to record the whole thing not for free ofc, and minho’s services are n o t cheap, but it was totally worth it

felix screenshot jisung’s crying face and it’s now the display picture of their glow gang group chat

which btw never shuts up bc: during the day (and work hours) felix, jisung and jeongin will be spamming it, during the evening minho will complain abt all the uni work he’s got to do, after dinner time the youngsters are back on it sending memes until like 2am, and then by 4am chan finally gets on and complains abt the boys killing his storage with their dumb memes & he gives any updates abt the next day’s schedule if need be

it’s a great system, hella wild and random, but jeongin loves it nonetheless

now for the part where u, dear reader, come in!!

it’s just an ordinary day, a bit quieter than usual but jeongin’s not complaining bc it gives him time to finish off some of his hw while he’s at the till

he looks up when the door chime rings and

(°ロ°) ! 

he’s vvv obviously staring at u as u walk in, his pen drops on the counter and his mouth is :0

damn yn you’ve broken jeongin

but does he care???

yes

is he stopping?????

also yes but you’ve already seen his dumbstruck face and he realises he was caught just staring at u when u walk up to him with a shy smile on your face

he doesn’t know what’s come over him

and he doesn’t mean to be some typical teenage boi straight out of a high school drama

but u just look so pretty he couldn’t help but?? go heart eyes??

he’s trying not to lose his cool when u finally reach the counter

“hi!” he grins, “welcome to cafe glow, what can i get for you?”

you order your drink and watch as jeongin types away at the computer

he’s rlly hoping the screen blocks his blush bc he’s still (´♡‿♡`)’ing and he’s pretty sure he can feel his blush at this point

“is there anything else i can get you?”

your number

he finds your thinking face so cute!! the way u bite ur lip a little as your eyes glaze over the sweet treats they have on display

he d i e s when u look back up at him and ask, “anything you’d recommend?”

he keeps his cool as he says some of his fave desserts, and you choose the cheesecake

“alright! will you be eating in or is that to-glow go”

his heart swells when u laugh at his pun but he’s highkey dYinG inside bc he wants u to stay for just a little longer

he almost cries when u say you’re eating in bc !!! yes!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!! maybe he could try talking to you!!!!!

“sweet! take a seat anywhere, your food will be made shortly!”

when u go to pay for ur food he’s internally hating felix bc he swears all these mushy feelings he’s experiencing are bc felix made him watch back-to-back romance films

he’s taken money from a lot of customers but he’s never, n e v e r, wanted to just hold their hand and he’s honestly so close to just never letting go of yours rn but he mentally slaps himself

pull it together jeongin u dumbass

when u tell him to keep the change he’s just

s i g h can u get any more perfect

he yeets felix out of the way from the coffee machines and towards the till

“role change, i’m bored!”

“but chan banned me from the tills, he’s gonna kill me!”

“i’ll get jisung on you”

“uGHhgHGHghhhhh”

he’s halfway thru making ur drink when minho sliiiides next to him and slings an arm around his shoulders

“so, innie, who’s the cutie you’re serving?” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

from his short time working here he knows that minho is in love with any kind of gossip and there’s no point in lying to him

esp not with this massive blush on jeongin’s face that’S STILL thERe bc jeongin peeked over and saw you taking out textbooks which means you’re gonna stay here for lo n g er than he thought

and he’s got this huge grin on his face :D

and no one’s ever that happy making coffee

esp not when felix is right next to them singing along to the twice song playing in the cafe

god knows who put felix in charge of the cafe playlist

an y w ay

“does our baby innie have a,,, crushhh on a certain someone???”

“noooooookay maybe? idk i just met them!!”

“:0!!!! our baby’s iN LOVE!!!”

minho said that so loudly!!! jeongin peered over minho’s shoulder and saw that y o u had looked up at the exclamation and he let out a sheepish laugh to try and make the scene look normal

u just grinned at him and he almost swooned

minho’s shouting alerted jisung who deadass ran from the other side of the cafe

jisung, out of breath: wh-what do u mean,, in love,,,??? you’re too young for that ://

even chan popped out from the kitchen. “jeongin loves someone?? how cute, who is it- felix, what the hell are u doing there, didn’t i ban u from the tills??”

“blame loverboy!”

“gUYsss :((( let me wORk!!”

“u do u, innie, go get ‘em tiger!” minho said, smirking as he took a step back

the other boys stayed quiet as well, chan filling up the front display with the baked goods he freshly made

jeongin quietly got to finishing off ur drink and grabbed a cheesecake slice to carry over to you

“h-hey,” he started, placing the plate and drink beside your textbook, “sorry it took so long,,,”

“that’s alright,” you smiled and all his worries literally washed away, “was everything okay back there?”

“yeah,” he rubbed the back of his neck, smiling shyly, “minho’s just easily excited and nosy, a terrible combination really”

u laughed at that and he grinned, his nerves easing away

“u guys seem really close,” when he saw u quickly look over to the counters he turned as well, just in time to see all four of them rush to try and act natural (altho jisung just dropped to the ground so he’s really a lost cause)

“they’re really crazy, but they do mean well,” he grinned, “except felix, avoid him at all costs”

“i’ll keep that in mind,” you chuckled when jeongin pointed out who felix was and felix just glared back at him, as tho he knew jeongin was talking shit abt him

“well,” he started, realising he should go bc a big group of customers had just entered, “i’ll leave u to it, i hope u enjoy ur food. let me know if u need anything else!”

he headed back to the counter, a HUGE grin on his face, he’s so glad his back is to u bc he’d be so embarassed if u saw

it’s bad enough minho saw and is non-stop teasing him abt it now

throughout his shift minho was just taunting him, cooing “innie’s in love~”

as he was dealing with other customers and running around the cafe, he’d make quick eye contact with u and each time he did, u let out the softest smiles, he’s pretty sure he’s never smiled this much

abt an hour later when the rush had died down, jeongin looked over to see that!!! u were still there!!!!!

he fixed up a quick mango smoothie, smth he always found super refreshing, and headed over to your table

“h-hey?” he tapped your shoulder when he noticed u had your headphones in

“oh, hey! i, uh, i didn’t order this?”

“yeah, it’s,, it’s on the house, thought you might need a pick-me-up, you’ve been working rly hard”

“ahh thank you!!!” u grinned at him so cutely, “would u like to sit down?”

he nodded too enthusiastically but he hopes u didn’t pick up on that ((u did)) as he sat down opposite you

for the next 30 mins? hour?? neither of u know

u guys just talked

he’s thanking god that there was no rush in customers bc he enjoyed spending time just talking to u

the conversation seemed to flow so?? naturally???

he found out ur name and that u go to a nearby school sadly not the same one as him

and u were taking the scenic route home instead of ur normal walking path or using the bus which is why he’d never seen u before

he’s so glad that fate brought u here today tho!!!! eternally grateful that u made that wise choice!!!

when ur phone buzzed with a message from ur family he finally realised that it was getting late

he watched almost in tears as u packed ur stuff up, thanking him for the drinks and snacks that he definitely didn’t steal from felix’s hidden stash

he went back to the counter, stars in his eyes as he leaned against the counter, opposite minho who was chilling by the till

“so, how’d it go? did u get their number??”

jeongin: (❤ω❤) 

jeongin, 0.02 secs later: ヽ(°〇°)ﾉ

felix, jumping in: “pls don’t tell me u spent all that time,,,,, and u didn’t get their number-”

minho: “loverboi was too busy making moves, eh?”

jeongin’s mood instantly dropped and he was so close to just headbutting the counter then and there

what if u never come back????

what if u came back when he wasn’t there?????

what if you’re on ur way here but then u see another cafe and u go there instead and fall in love with a barista there???????

jeongin’s 2 seconds away from pouting for all eternity when chan comes over and pats him on the back, “i’m sure they’ll come back!”

jeongin’s praying the old man’s right

and he is!!!!!!! cliche ik

u didn’t come back the next day which broke jeongin’s heart and he was honestly so close to losing all hope bc he’s incredibly dramatic like that

but u come back the day after!!!

jeongin’s wiping down a table when u enter and u spot him instantly and wave

he waves back but the cloth he’s holding slips from his hand onto the ground

and he rushes to pick it up but hits his head on the table when he tries standing up again

and he’s in so much pain but he just nervously laughs it away esp when he sees ur half worried, half trying-not-to-laugh-aloud face

when he sees u walking to him -- not the counter -- he’s counting to 100 in 3 seconds to try and calm himself down to not look like even more of a fool

“is the table okay?”

“yeah, i’m alri- hey, rude!” he pouts, faking a sniffle and rubbing his head

“i’m kidding, jeongin” (he had to bite his lip to not squEAL when u said his name) “are you okay? that looked painful :((”

“i’ll live,” he fake sobbed, rubbing away imaginary tears with the cloth in his hand before he realised what he’d just done and dropped it on the table in disgust (he highkey dieddd when u laughed at him again) “ew, i’m sorry you had to see all this”

“it’s fine,” you grinned, scrunching ur nose when u saw the wet smears on his face, “but u got a lil smth there” u pointed to ur own cheek

jeongin wanted to CRY

he knows he’s a cute boi (he uses this to his advantage whenever he can)

but rn??

he knows he looks like the epitome of a grade A DumbassTM

he just let out the longest s i g h

“i’ll be right back!”

he rushed off to the back and sorted himself out (and quickly iced his head)

he came back out to see u sitting down at the same table as last time

as soon as he came thru the doors u looked up and held out thumb, an eyebrow raised

and he reciprocated the gesture, telling u he’s all okay now!

he found it so cute that u cared!!! his heart: on fire!!

felix walked right to him, pulling him along to the coffee machines as he told him ur order

“u owe me one now loverboi!”

jeongin prepped ur food and took it to u like last time

but this time u initiated the conversation

“felix isn’t all that bad, y’know?” you said, holding onto your hot drink as it warmed ur hands up

“for now,” jeongin started, “trust me, if u ever have the misfortune of seeing him act cute, you’ll regret ever saying that.”

your nose scrunched as you imagined that -- jeongin gasped when he saw and then prayed you didn’t see that -- before you let out the cutest laugh he’s ever heard, “yeah, i can’t imagine that looking nice”

you two talked for a bit more until jeongin had to get back to the counter and take orders

he popped up at your table when he could, offering felix’s sweets and a refill

“do you treat all your customers like this? free drinks isn’t good for business, y’know?”

he went bright red at your teasing bc “nope, you’re special!” -- his eyes went w i d e when he said that and, if it was possible, his cheeks went redder -- but god, was it worth it bc your eyes sparkled and your blooming blush was so pretty he was starstruck

he cleared his throat, let out the most nervous chuckle ever, put the lemonade on your table before diving behind the counter

he could practically hear minho’s smirk from all the way over here

great.

it took a little while longer for him to psych himself up to go over to you again after that disaster

but seeing you pack up your bag made him forget everything and run up to you

“hey, you’re done already?” he asked, pouting as you put your last book away

“yeah, i’ve gotta help make dinner soon,” you replied, fixing your bag over your shoulder, “thanks for the drink, it was great!”

“y-yeah, no problem!” you loved his drink!! score!!!! “come again soon, yeah?”

“definitely,” you winked -- you winked, god his heart was weak -- before waving and taking your leave

felix slid up next to him, throwing his arm around jeongin’s shoulders

“pls tell me you got their number this time”

shit.

the top gif is jeongin’s face right now

#stray kids #yang jeongin #straykidznet #sk-writersnet #yang jeongin scenarios #stray kids scenarios #skz scenarios #jeongin scenarios #stray kids fluff #yang jeongin fluff #jeongin fluff #skz fluff #stray kids imagines #skz imagines #yang jeongin imagines #jeongin imagines #jgn

[satannedtrash]

a new year’s resolution | qian kun

summary: where you go out with friends to welcome in the new year, but you never expected to welcome something - or rather, someone - else.

pairing: qian kun x reader

word count: 3.3k/3365 words

genre: fluff. just fluff. pure fluff

format: dot points (still not experienced enough yet :|)

warnings: none unless mild to moderate swearing and total drunks aren’t your thing (also not edited oh dear) (and ooc kun cuz i suck at this ok)

author’s note: tHIS WAS MEANT TO BE FINISHED LAST WEEK BUT STUFF CAME UP SO IT’S HELLA LATE AAA but anyway at first i wasn’t entirely sure what member to write about, but then i remembered how sm didn’t even release a happy birthday post to kun (jan 1). so i thought that i can dedicate this to kun. happy (extremely belated) birthday to the butter-for-our-ears vocalist, angel and mum, kun! (also y/f/n means your friend’s name)

EDIT: just realised there was a whole section missing (i realised after a month because i didn’t want to read back on this - thing - until now) and without it the oneshot didn’t flow, so i added it in. hope it all clears things up!

11:19 pm

before this story starts imma explain sum stuff

first of all: bless kun

second of all: appreciate kun

third of all: say happy birthday to kun

oh and this is an au where the nct members aren’t idols so don’t expect to see saesangs or fans with their cameras out taking a photo of every move they make being mentioned in here

aaand i’m rambling so with that out of the way lez go

laughing at a friend’s joke, you lifted your right hand which held your phone, causing the screen to turn on

“gEEz okay then”

the bright, white light emitted from it shocked your eyes, making you blink furiously

when you could finally see without being partially blinded, you quickly checked the time and placed your phone face-down next to you

“what’s the time?” y/f/n asked, chin on your shoulder

not bothered to check again, you just say “11:19” and then leaned your head on theirs

“can you believe that 2018 is ending?”

“yep. this year sucked for me so i’m down for it to end”

“always looking forward, huh?”

you shifted your gaze from the city skyline to your friend. “have to. can’t afford to stick to the past”

pouting, y/f/n was about to respond when you lifted your head and stopped leaning back on your arms to sit upright

“besides, we gotta enjoy tonight, instead of moping around.” here, you noticed your friend eyeing the beers nearby you and sighed heavily. guess i need to be chaperone for the night

well considering that the rest of your friends and their friends were wasted might as well make sure they don’t mess the docks up

as you handed the bottle to your friend, their expression brightened as they snatched it from you

well damn aren’t they excited to get drunk

wait it’s not even 11:30 yet and we’re still going to a bar nearby after the fireworks wat

“er, shouldn’t you wait till after midnight to drink?”

“nah m8 tis the best time to have some”

(i have just realised that the vibe of this went from serious storytelling to a memey laidback sorta thing damn it)

(oh well i’ll roll with it)

not knowing what to do now that there wasn’t much to talk about, you brought out your earphones and decided to listen to some music to pass the time

calming music, such as a song with nine glorious men singing and some bed squeaking in the background

(i’ll let you guess what song i’m talking about)

you let your head bop to the song as you looked out to the sea port twenty metres in front of you, watching the dark waters ripple

11:48 pm

the next time you turned on your phone to see how many minutes left you had become a third wheeler

quite the strong third wheeler might i add

a few moments after the first song you were listening to finished, your good friend yuta had joined you and y/f/n because his other friends were “too rowdy”

but as soon as he saw the bottles he said “gimme”

so you were sitting there (barbecue sauce on my-) with two just barely sober adults acting like complete children

you had to wrestle out of y/f/n’s koala hug around your waist and escape yuta’s chin noogie to grab your phone

“oh for fuck’s sake” father why have you foresaken me

when you finished preparing yourself for another possible 27 minutes of torture, you turned around to see yuta and y/f/n throwing themselves at each other, singing like magpies

“wE wIsh yOU A mErrY chrIstmAsssss aNd a hAppY nEw yeeeEeAArr!!1!” they then took the opportunity to laugh, squeal and kiss the hecc out of each other’s cheeks

you knew that your friend was absolute shit at singing, but yuta was a whole different story good lord

you thought he was good???

maybe just when he hasn’t had a few drinks

you stared at the two dolphins then promptly stood up and sat down behind them because you had to make sure they didn’t do anything more than whatever the hell this was

not like it could get any worse

you could feel the gazes of pity the others were sending you, but frankly you didn’t care

before, you couldn’t wait for the new year to come, but now you were more eager than ever

someone please save my poor soul

11:59 pm

“yEEEE BOI a minute left!”

eleven minutes have passed and the final 60 seconds of the year were being counted down

you were less excited for the new year and more excited for the end of your chaperoning being closer

all you had to do was get through the firework display, watch the adorable couple in front of you until the bar and let them do what they want (there were sure to be other friends who were willing to let them join in)

it seemed like a simple, solid plan! :D

before you knew it, yuta and y/f/n had already started counting down from 15, so might as well start now

“13, 12, 11, 10...”

you took a glance at y/f/n, who grinned back at you and threw their arm around your shoulder

“7, 6, 5, 4, 3...” here we go

“1 - happy new year!!”

it was at this moment you realised that your eardrums were incapable of tolerating the two dolphins beside you

sINCE WHEN WAS YUTA ABLE TO SCREAM THAT LOUD AND HIGH THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

yay to starting the new year with loud friends screaming like there’s no tomorrow amiright

you had trouble focusing on the fireworks to the point you could only hear most of the big ones

that’s how hard it was to be next to them but oh well

marvelling at the city skyline, the fireworks seeming like entirely new stars, you began having very deep thoughts

the typical ones, such as “ what will 2019 bring?”, “what will i be like by the end of the year?” and “will i be happy with someone?”

you had asked the exact same things when 2017 shifted to 2018 and found that you actually had an answer for all of them

2018 brought some crappy stuff but also some good stuff to balance that out

you were still sort of the same, because every time something major came up you only changed a bit then went back to normal

and you weren’t with anyone yet, which you had expected

but a little birdy on your shoulder said, “then get with someone in 2019! make it a new year’s resolution!”

your eyebrows furrowed at the thought, but you decided to focus on the sky for now

because since when did you ever make or follow new year’s resolutions?

12:16 am

“12:16 okay then”

turns out you didn’t consider the walk to the bar part of your chaperoning

by the time the display ended, yuta and y/f/n could walk, but not without wobbling and intense laughter

so guess who had to make sure they could at least make the trip to the bar?

“um, are you sure you don’t want to go home yet?” 

“nah, i caan’t, my sister was meaant to be at home-!”- y/f/n stumbled a bit but you caught them before they fell - “-but she’s not, and i can’t beeee home by myselfff”

no wonder

here, you were struggling to keep the both of them propped up as you walked along the road, so there was bound to be a slip up

“you should’ve seen their face! haHA-!” yuta laughed a little too hard and nearly fell over his own feet, prompting you to panic and scramble to keep him from falling to the ground

“oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit-!”

but you didn’t need to because someone else already beat you to it!

sighing in relief, you looked up to see none other than the great qian kun putting yuta’s arm around his shoulder

he looked over to you gaping at him and smiled that warm smile that looked like it was sculpted by the gods

wow he looks great in this lighting

you were always attracted to kun, ever since you two began talking after stopping a full blown war between doyoung and ten

he appeared so soft and kind to you and you two seemed to have a lot in common

so naturally you hit it off

because who doesn’t love kun? :D

“you’re welcome?” oh shit i didn’t just stare at him for that long did i

“oh - sorry - thanks for that” nice going there y/n you idiot

kun just chuckled and hefted his drunk friend as he started walking, you doing the same

it became comfortably silent as your group made their way down the street and turned left into a reasonably sized bar, which as surprisingly not that busy

you set y/f/n down on a chair that thankfully had a tall enough back to keep them up and sat down next to them, exhaling

kun patted yuta’s back and went to sit down next to you

laying your head on the counter, you thought of striking up a conversation with kun

so, instead of saying things like “happy new year”, “thanks for helping me” or even “they’re hard to deal with anyway”, you just said “woah.”

yEAH AGAIN NICE GOING THERE Y/N

“‘woah’? what’s ‘woah’?” he responded, taking on a teasing, motherly tone

you could hear the grin in his voice

you panicked and stammered some illegible words before you could actually speak

“i meant like, woah, that was exhausting, they made things real hard and all that…”

then you thought of something brilliant

you took out your phone and googled “woah”, only to find that it wasn’t spelled w-o-a-h but instead meant to be w-h-o-a

you frowned but typed “whoa meaning” instead and showed the definition to kun

all the while still laying on the mahogany-coloured counter

to your surprise, he rolled his eyes, laughed and ruffled your hair

“that was a really bad joke but you’re lucky i have the same sense of humor” his laugh was infectious so you had to smile

then he asked, “are you okay? not too tired?”

sitting up, you put your phone back in your pocket

“nah, my arms just ache, but it’s fine.” your polite smile suddenly grew into a wide smirk. “thanks for worrying, mum”

“i’m not a mum!” his expression made you have the sudden urge to burst into endless chuckles

in the corner of your eye, you could see ten, doyoung and johnny elbowing each other, pointing at you and kun and singing “kiss the girl”

you then had the sudden urge to throw some hands

kun (obviously) overheard them and sighed

“why are they like this”

“i wish i knew”

you and kun talked some more, random topics like how uni was going for you, how his singing was, how your book was going, all that jazz

with some playful banter and the occasional jokes that made you laugh so hard your back hurt

“kun loving puns and dad jokes? a coincidence?”

“i only laugh at them to make you feel better!”

“gasp! how dare you!”

“only joking, y/n!”

while you two giggled, y/f/n suddenly turned to you and said, “i think yuta and i will be fine here…”

you stopped and looked back at them, concerned

“you sure?”

“we’ll just go sit with the boys over there-!” a hiccup. “-it’ll be fine!” then, it hit you

is this bitch trying to play matchmaker 

you grumbled “i’m not sure…” but then kun spoke up

“yeah, sure, that’s fine,” when you gave him a quizzical look, he added on, “as much as i don’t trust johnny, doyoung and ten, at least it’s not just the two of them?”

he phrased it as a question instead of a statement, his voice getting higher by each word spoken

you pondered over this

well, he’s not wrong

you exhaled in defeat, saying “fine, go ahead”

y/f/n grinned at you and gave a knowing wink before dragging yuta over to the three boys

two of whom were busy flirting to each other and the other one third wheeling

you raised your eyebrows up and down at them before turning back to kun, who was looking outside

“so,” you started, causing him to look at you, “are you sure you want yuta and y/f/n wreaking havoc with those three?” you nodded in the group’s direction

kun stayed silent for a bit, then said “yeah, i’m sure. it kinda looked like you needed a break from them.”

“true. there’s only so much you can take.” kun chuckled at that and looked outside again

it went silent, but in stark contrast to the vibe of the walk leading to the bar, it was very awkward

too awkward to handle

so you took the opportunity to debate with yourself whether or not you should study kun

damn what if he looks at me though i’m not really risking that

but how can you not look at him? and what’s there to talk about?

it’s not worth the embarrassment

look-

no

at-

no

him 

you were about to take a quick glance, but then kun spoke

“besides, i want to show you something”

once again, another puzzled look

“if you don’t mind, of course”

without another thought, you said “sure.”

“really? you’re okay with it?” you smiled at kun’s eagerness

“yeah, might as well, now that we don’t have anyone to watch over.” kun grinned and stood up, making sure to push in his chair (we love a polite king)

you two were about to walk out the door when you looked at a certain group three tables away from you

johnny and ten were still flirting and yuta and y/f/n were still laughing

but this time, doyoung wasn’t a third wheeler anymore, because a man who looked younger than him was having a somewhat civilised conversation with doyoung

you elbowed kun and made him look at them and made sure doyoung, johnny and ten saw you before both mouthing, “sha la la la la la my, oh, my~”

you took a mental screenshot of their faces before you and kun cackled your way out of the bar

12:47 am

“what are you planning on showing me?”

the two of you had been walking and talking for a while now, but kun still didn’t say what he was going to show you

you were waiting patiently, expecting him to eventually tell you, but you gave in

“it’s a surprise~” he said in a sing-song voice, which slightly irritated you

“i know that it’s at the docks, because that’s where we’re heading,” you gave him a light nudge with your arm. “so might as well tell me now!”

he stubbornly shook his head. “i refuse to tell you until you see it.”

pouting, you crossed your arms and muttered under your breath, “you’re lucky you’re adorable.”

to your relief, he didn’t hear you, because he laughed at your pout and pressed on

you lightly scoffed and picked up your pace so that you could walk alongside him

“can i at least have one clue?” you begged

“uh uh.”

“pleeeaaassee?” he looked at your hopeful smile and rolled his eyes

“fine,” you yelled “yes!” a little too loud, making people stare at you. “your clue is…

“...it’s big and sparkly.” you gave him a look showing that you weren’t impressed

“wow, kun, what a descriptive and totally-not-vague clue! i am sure to get it now!”

kun grumbled, “you sound like doyoung,” before remembering something

“don’t tell me the answer until we get there!” he quickly said, receiving yet another puzzled look. “so that i can give you the benefit of the doubt to make it all the more exciting! it’ll be fun!”

you in turn muttered, “well, you sound like y/f/n, and fine. i don’t wanna ruin the surprise. you look real enthusiastic about it too” he smiled gratefully before leaving you to do your thinking

thinking about that smile :)))))

damn his smile always gets me grrrrr

you pulled your mind away from kun’s personality and tried to think of a place with the clue “big and sparkly”

two came to your mind, the big ferris wheel and the big floating silver christmas tree out on the water

they’re both big and sparkly, but you couldn’t predict which one he was going to take you to

you were hoping the ferris wheel, but you just had to wait and see

“think of any places yet?” you jolted so hard, you threw your phone up accidentally

don’t worry, you caught it

kun looked at you, his eyebrows showing worry but his eyes glinting. “you okay?”

very nice going there y/n, how many more times will you mess up??

and my face feels like it’s on fire oh good lord 

“i’m fine, just got scared,” you had to take a breather before you put your phone in your pocket - where it should’ve been in the first place, but your dumb ass decided to hold it - and gave kun a thumbs up

he gave a thumbs up back and said, “surprised you didn’t scream.”

biting back a retort, you replied. “rude.” you sunk your hands deeper into your pockets. “and as for your question, yes, i did think of a place or two”

“good, because we’re getting close now”

you turned a corner and saw both the floating tree and the ferris wheel come into view

the ferris wheel carriages were lighting up one after the other, making it look like a loading symbol (great comparison there) from afar

a pretty and romantic loading symbol

while the christmas tree was dazzling, the rainbow lights getting brighter and dimmer like a pulsing star

while you two waited for the pedestrian light to turn green, kun said to you, “when we make it to the other side, make sure to close your eyes and keep them closed until i say so”

“let me guess, to ‘make it all the more exciting’?” he grinned and nodded

“yup”

you did as what he had told, closing your eyes and relying on kun to guide you the right way

“i swear to god if you push me off the pier i will drag you down with me”

“now you sound like ten, but don’t worry, i won’t,” he gently pushed you away from an upcoming obstacle. “thanks for thinking so highly of me.”

“no problem, mum” you grinned victoriously when you heard a heavy sigh

you knew you were close to the water when you smelled less alcohol and more salty sea water

“are we there yet?” you asked impatiently. you couldn’t be bothered to be patient anymore

kun said, “waaait,” and guided you a bit to the left. “there! now you can open your eyes.”

“finally, i was wondering when- holy shit.”

it wasn’t the ferris wheel that you were hoping that he’d show you, but it was something you decided was way more worth it

the floating silver christmas tree towered over you both, and it looked like it was the brightest and most colourful thing for kilometres (or miles, you choose)

coloured lines streamed down from the top to the bottom, like a very pink, purple and blue waterfall, while stage lights at the bottom smoothly changed from red to orange to yellow and more

it also reminded you of the windows screen when you used it for the first time (if that even makes sense?)

white light shone from beneath the many large stars decorating the tree, making them pop, and the wind revealed that the tree wasn’t made of smooth silver metal, but silver sequins that showed the water ripples and waves from below

the star at the top was the most intensely bright of them all, with a rainbow outline and a gold center

needless to say, it was pretty darn beautiful for a sight that would otherwise hurt your eyes

you stood there with your mouth wide open, looking like a pathetic fish, and almost missed what kun was saying

“i wasn’t sure if you would like the ferris wheel or the tree, but then i found out that the ferris wheel would be closed today, so i just chose this,” you felt his gaze shift onto you, and you tried not to get flustered. “do you like it?”

you took a moment before you spoke. “yes, i really like it a lot,” the view was that breathtaking it took away your ability to talk like a proper adult. you turned to him and gave a smile, trying to make it look as genuine as you could. “thanks for bringing me here, kun.”

he gave you an equally big grin and said, “you’re welcome. glad you like it too.” he turned back to look at the tree, and you did the same

but not without sneaking a glance at him in all his ethereal beauty

kun never failed to surprise you, whether it be showing you a very rainbow tree, being so kind and trusting or just being himself

your mind floated back to the three questions you had asked yourself earlier, “what will 2019 bring?”, “what will i be like at the end of the year?” and “will i be happy with someone?” and the new year’s resolution you made

you took another look at kun then whispered under your breath, “huh.

“guess i am on the way to completing one.”

#nct #nct dream #nct u #nct 127 #wayv #nct kun #nct qian kun #nct 2018 #nct 2019 #nct ot21 #nct ot18 #nct au #nct scenarios #nct fluff #nct angst #nct smut #reader #kun x reader #non idol au #fanfic #kpop

[viintagesalt]

19. What’s your favorite book? 20. Books or movies? 22. Least favorite book you’ve read? 23. Dreamworks or Pixar? 24. Marvel or DC? 25. Nickeloden or Disney? I love you

send me a number and get to know me —- > xxx( love you too sweet pea ~

19. what’s your favorite book?the LOTR’s trilogy really stuck with me, but i guess if i had to pick a SINGLE book it’s a toss up between Howl’s Moving Castle ( Diana Jones ) and The Gospel According to Biff ( Christopher Moore )

20. Books or movies?you know it honestly depends for me? they’re both methods of story telling, but they both do so in very different ways, so sometimes it’s just really hard to translate what the books try to do into straight film and vice versus.

like i’ll say Queen of the Damned? better book than movie, wtf was that about. but Stardust? i enjoyed the movie more than i enjoyed reading the book, so yeah fam, it really just depends on how you tell the story

22. Least favorite book you’ve read?IF I EVER HAVE TO READ LORD OF THE FUCKING FLIES AGAIN I WILL PHYSICALLY BURN DOWN A SMALL ISLAND NATION OH MY FUCKIN GOD I HAVE NEVER HATED A FUCKING BOOK MORE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND I HOPE TO FUCK IT’S NOT STILL ASSIGNED READING BECAUSE FUCK THAT SHIT OMG

23. Dreamworks or Pixar?i mean as someone that was studying to be an animator, i like both studios for entirely different reasons lel? i’m honestly frustrated for both studios because A ) Disney has its dick in everything and B ) the people in The Academy still treat animation like a joke category so i’m just... bitter for everyone because i’m gourmet salt.

24. Marvel or DC?while i do think DC makes some very badass intricate characters as far as psychological intrigue goes, i’m also literally 12, so i tend to enjoy Marvel stories a bit more. my general interests are in Dr. Strange and bits of VENOM on the Marvel side, and for DC i’m always here for Poison Ivy and Cat Woman ~

25. Nickelodeon or Disney?oh hecc this is hard ;;; only because growing up, Disney had like such weaker programming as far as cartoons went in comparison to Nickelodeon. they took FOREVER getting the fuck on top of that. Saberspark on YouTube actually has a really interesting video essay about all of that.but going by just 90s kid nostalgia brain? def Nickelodeon until i grew up into Cartoon Network.

#fvllmetaled

[agirlinhell-a]

OKAY BUT A ROAD TRIP AU WITH THE ERICSON’S SQUAD, DUCK, GABE, MARIANA, JAMES, SARAH AND BEN. A SPECIAL THANKS TO @thewalkingclementine FOR PROVIDING WITH EXTRA GOLDEN CONTENT.

-when they arrive in the store at like 3am, the girls just start twerking in the middle of the aisle bc they do really weird things when they're tired and hungry

-mitch bursting out of some chocolate bars to scare the shit out of a very sleepy and grumpy marlon

-MARLON SCREAMS AND CAN BE HEARD ACROSS THE ENTIRE DAMN STORE AND LOUIS BURSTS OUT LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY

-THEY’D BE THE TYPE OF GROUP TO JUST BE EXHAUSTED AS HELL AND SOMEONE WHISPERS SOMETHING RANDOM LIKE “WALNUT” AND THEY ALL DIE AND AASIM IS CRYING INSIDE CAUSE HE'S DRIVING

-EVERYONE INSIDE THE TRAILER IS JUST DEATHLY SILENT UNTIL MITCH JUST WHISPERS "HEY GUYS" AND THERE'S A SILENCE BECAUSE THEY KNOW HE'S ABOUT TO DO OR SAY SOMETHING STUPID AND HE JUST WHISPERS "DEEZ NUTS" AND EVERYONE LOSES THEIR SHI

-gabe louis mitch and marlon being the dudes who fuck shit up 

-gabe swearing in spanish when he's really angry and the other dudes are really amused 

-the reason why they're going on a roadtrip is bc the class are taking a class roadtrip bc they just graduated and they invited aj and tenn and willy up bc they're a part of the squad too.

-sarah being a weenie and never makes a peep but the squad knows she's lit af, and she makes the ladies friendship bracelets.

 -james talking in his sleep and clem talks to him while recording what he says and its the funniest and cutest thing ever bc that boy hardly ever sleeps 

-mariana's the dj in the store and she blasts rave songs when they're gonna get candy bars 

-tenn and aj playing hide and seek and tag and everyone needs to wait forever for them to finish the game but it's really cute to see them being happy.

 -mitch telling the younger ones about krampus and some of them are kinda weirded out and nervous but aj's like "!!! :O AWESOME!!" and ruby puts her mom cowgirl boots on and whacks mitch on the head bc "DONT SCARE THE LITTLE ONES OR YOU'LL GET MY BOOT UP YOUR ASS" 

-when they leave the store rosie's in the front seat at the wheel and keeps honking the goddamn horn - everyone bursts out laughing.

-AASIM IS THE DESIGNATED DRIVER AND IS LIVING ON BLACK COFFEE

-THE SQUAD GETTING THEIR OWN CLASS SWEATERS 

-ROSIE WAS COMING ONE WAY OR ANOTHER OR MARLON WASNT GOING 

-BEN READING COMICS AND BOOKS TO AJ AND DOING LIL AWKWARD BROFISTS

-AASIM DRIVES INTO MCDONALDS AND EVERYONE GETS EXCITED UNTIL HE JUST ORDERS A BLACK COFFEE IN THE DRIVETHROUGH AND DRIVES AWAY AND EVERYONE'S ABOUT TO BEAT HIS ASS BECAUSE “WHAT THE FUCK AASIM” 

-NO AASIM'S WERE HARMED IN THE ROADTRIP

 -CLEMENTINE ON A ROADRAGE IS A TERRIFYING THING - THE REST OF THE SQUAD DEBATE ON WHETHER OR NOT THEY SHOULD BAN CLEM FROM DRIVING.

-ON THEIR GRADUATION DAY, KENNY THE BOAT LORD HIMSELF GOT THE SQUAD ON A YACHT BC HE KNEW SOMEONE WHO HAD ONE AND THE SQUAD RAISED MONEY FOR IT - JAVI HELPED OUT WITH FINANCES TOO BECAUSE HE WAS BASEBALL STAR.

CLEM WHILE ON A ROADRAGE: ASSHOLE!! YOU'RE A LIL BITCH!! YOU'RE WHAT MY BOY GABE CALL A PUTA!! I'M GONNA CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED IT TO A ZEBRA!!” AND EVERY OTHER SWEAR IN THE BOOK WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST STARING AT HER SHOOKETH

-SARAH: [GAAAAAASP] CLEM!!!!! 

CLEM: [SQUINTS @] 

SARAH: 

CLEM: 

SARAH: 

CLEM: [SLAMS THE CAR HORN]

-CLEM TRYING TO REACH FOR A BAG OF CHIPS AND CANT REACH SO AFTER A MILLION YEARS OF TRYING, SHE LIES THERE ON THE FLOOR AND SCREAMS "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!!"

"WHAT" 

"I TRIED MY BEST I DIDNT SUCCEED MY DEPRESSION TOOK OVER" 

"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO" 

"BE MY LADDER" 

"OK" 

"THANKS ILY MAN"

MITCH COMES IN AND MOVES IT FARTHER SO WATCH CLEM GETTING JAMES TO BE HER HORSE AND SCREAM AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS, "MITCH YOU BASTARD!!!" AND MITCH IS RUNNING 1000MPH

ALSO!! THE DUDES KNOCKING THEMSELVES OUT BY SNEAKING INTO LIKE IKEA AT THE MOST UNGODLY HOURS AND THEY JUST FOOL AROUND BY JUMPING ONTO THE BEDS FROM THE CIELING AND THEY'RE ALL SCATTERED IN THE MORNING AND THEM ALMOST GETTING ARRESTED 

MEANWHILE THE LADIES ARE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY BC THE DUDES ARE FUCKING IDIOTS EXCEPT FOR LIKE TENN AND JAMES - THEY’RE GOOD BOYS. THEY JUST HEAR SCREAMING AND ARE LIKE.... “ANYWAYS” AND HALFWAY THROUGH AASIM JOINS THEM AND REFUSES TO TELL THEM WHATS GOING ON

CLEM TURNS TO MARIANA, "ARE YOU GONNA STAND UP FOR GABE IF HE ENDS UP GETTING ARRESTED" 

"NOPE"

"ARE YOU GONNA TELL DAVID ABOUT IT" 

"NOPE"

ALL THE BOYS WERE SEMI TRAUMATIZED EXCEPT MITCH

-IMAGINE CLEM IN THE MIDDLE OF WRESTLING WITH MITCH WHEN LEE CALLS HER TO ASK HOW SHE'S DOING AND IMMEDIATELY SHE CHANGES UP HER VOICE LIKE "HIIII LEE!!" AND LEE'S LIKE "HOW'RE YOU DOING" AND CLEM'S TRYING TO GET MITCH OFF OF HER AND SHES GIGGLING "ITS A LOT OF FUN" AND LEE'S JUST "AIIGHT SWEETPEA” AND THE MOMENT SHE HANGS UP SHE'S BACK TO BEATING MITCH'S ASS

-MAGINE REBECCA CALLING CLEM IF AJ'S OKAY AND CLEM HESITANTLY LOOKS OVER TO SEE SEVEN YEAR OLD AJ RIDING A MOTORCYCLE AND DOING STUNTS WITH MITCH AND SHE'S LIKE "HE'S DOING PERFECTLY FINE!! LMAO"

-CLEM BLASTING HARDCORE EXPLICIT RAP SONGS ON FULL BLAST WHEN SHE'S DRIVING AND EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND

-THAT MOMENT WHEN EVERYONE'S TELLING EACH OTHER SCARY STORIES AND WILLY JUST "IT WAS 12AM ON A STORMY NIGHT........ AND I LOST MY WIFI" AND EVERYONE GASPS IN HORROR

-PLOT TWIST!! LOUIS WAKES UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LIKE "GUYS!! I HAD A WILD DREAM!! WE WERE ALL BACK AT ERICSON'S BUT IN THE MIDDLE OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AND THESE HOMICIDAL ASSHOLES WERE TRYING TO KIDNAP US" AND EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKE "WTF LOUIS LMAO" 

 "WOW IM GLAD DREAMS DONT COME TRUE"

MITCH LOUIS AND MARLON SCREAMING "PENIS" AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS IN THE BACK OF THE TRAILER AND CLEM JUST YELLS "P E N I S" FROM THE DRIVER'S SEAT AND SHE GETS AN "AYYYYY" FROM THE BACK -aj wearing a teddy bear suit and everyone dies of cuteness 

-i just realized that they'd need adults bc they'd all be underage with them as supervisers so,,,,,, javi?? omid?? lee?? christa?? jane?? molly?? kenny?? matthew?? ava?? lilly?? jesus??

I CAN SEE CARLOS WANTING TO BE A SUPERVISOR BC OF SARAH BUT EVERYONE ELSE UPON BEING TOLD OF THAT SHOOK THEIR HEADS IMMEDIATELY LIKE "FUCK NO" THEY’D RATHER DO HOMEWORK THAN HAVE CARLO SWITH THEM -I CAN TOTALLY SEE THE SQUAD WANTING JAVI AND JESUS THERE THO BC THEY'D GET A FAMOUS BASEBALL STAR AND THE LITERAL SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST

-clem screaming through the mic: DONT YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME ALSO KENNY WOULD SQUINT @ DUCK IF HE CAME ALONG AND HE SNUCK OFF TO IKEA WITH MITCH MARLON LOUIS BEN AND AASIM LMAOOOO mitch in the car mic: HELLO BITCH LASAGNA concept: the squad arguing about where they're going and the theme song when they go up on stage the day of their grad night

i bet 100% that clem was bombarded by the asks of like most of the boys of the class to be their prom date LMAO whoever her date was lee and clem's father ed would squint @ bc oH HECC NO IF YOU TOUCH ANYWHERE PAST HER WAIST I WILL START BREAKING FINGERS marlon getting all pouty bc rosie wouldnt be allowed in the prom

plot twist: omar's the dj he's very good at it and he made the cake!! louis made really corny fake orgasm noises after trying it and everyone burst out laughing and aasim's looking at the camera like he's in the office

louis would also photobomb in every single goddamn class photo for their grad LMAO

#A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES. ( WISHLIST. ) #AAAAAAAAAAAA #LET THIS BE A THING #ITS ALL VERY INFORMAL I KNOW BUT BEAR WITH ME HERE #PLACED UNDER THE CUT DUE TO LENGTH

[wintryethereal]

Reviewing Brea's Stuff - BTS Soulmate AU (1/2)

PART 1/2 (Taehyung, Jungkook, Jimin)

HI! \(OwO)/

I want to draw ya'll's attention to one of my friends: @jimin-jungshook-over-literalbae. She's a k-pop reaction/scenario/text writer, and not only have I missed her as a friend so much during my long hiatus, I've also missed her writing. Thankfully, there's a lot for me to catch up on! She asked me to give my opinions on her BTS AUs, and with her permission, I've turned my reviews it into a bit of advertising! If you wanna read the stuff I did, ya'll don't have to scroll super far to find it all. I'll be reviewing each AU from a Reader's Standing (silly, sometimes improper sentences; sO MUCH swearing; caps lock) and from a Critic's Standing (second reading; at least one paragraph). Let's get into this! >o<

—Faith

Written in Order of Whichever Came up First While Scrolling

Taehyung AU (Reader's Standing):

Man, I can't relate with being abandoned at a club 'cause I don't drink, and there's no club in my town, but I love how Y/N is essentially abandoned, ha ha ha! Also, poor Y/N, the only person among their friends who hasn't found a soulmate yet and feels so damn lonely about it. :'(

'...soft masculine voice'—bless you, Brea, for describing this scum as feminine.

'It makes you want to scoff, honestly'—All right then, this Y/N is a bit of a bitch, when it comes to meeting strangers in a club. I like Y/N, already. :D

'...back hitting a wall'—Aw yeah, good going, Y/N. Cornering yourself, good shit.

Strong Tae is hot, like that whole wrist grabbing sequence, ooh.

'Excuse me, sir'—My inner Englishwoman accent has been summoned.

Bitter chocolate on Y/N's tongue?? Where did this come from, hm... HM... hm.

Oh wait this is the soulmate bit. NEATO, I LOVE CHOCOLATE!! Milk is cool too, I mean, I'm vegetarian. If you bring meat into any of these AUs I will riOT.

Internal screaming holy shit it's the gang they're here hi Jimin my baby TwT

Yas to fun dancing with the puppy that is Taehyung

'Your back is pressed against his chest and his hands rest on your hips'—AERUNAWERAWENURAWO cute yes thank you

More chocolate taste, mm, yes. *w*

Holding hands on way to friends = classic, love it.

scREAMING HE CALLED Y/N HIS SOULMATE YES BLESS THIS AU I mean I don't usually read them, but my friendo-burritos are special occasions, OK??

Physical manifestation?? All right, sure. I'm so confused about this because, as I just said, I don't read soulmate AUs.

Love how the flavour of chocolate changes, it's kind of romantic.

*Sees typo at second last paragraph for 'had' instead of 'hand' and holds breath* Save it, Grammar-Nazi alter-ego, it's just a typo.

Super cute paragraph though awoureraelr

'As though he's meant to stay there forever'—Is just too cute, oml.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT LAST PARAGRAPH AND THE LAST LINE OF Y/N MY HEEEEEEEEEEART GOD DAMN SO CUTE UUUUUUUUUUGH

It's over? ;w; It's over...

Taehyung AU (Critic's Standing):

I'll say this here so I don't have to repeat myself, but I don't tend to read Soulmate AUs because I honestly think they're a very basic and beginner's way to write fan fiction. But they're also a great way to practice, so no, I don't hate them, I just don't tend to read them. As you know, I've made an exception for my friend. The first paragraph set the atmosphere very well, and easily stated how Y/N was feeling about not having found their soulmate, yet, and how they're just forced to watch their friends, who already have. The creep insertion, while a common trope, was well executed—I especially approve of how Brea described the wrist grabbing and the little struggle Y/N had.

And then there's Taehyung to the rescue, and for a moment I forgot I was reading a soulmate AU, I was confused about why Y/N tasted chocolate for second. Like the subtle inclusion of Jungkook, Jimin and the other guys, and the dancing section where the taste of chocolate changes according to Taehyung's emotions was really neat. I also loved how Taehyung took Y/N home, and their little kissing moment was the cutest. Not the mention the killer one-liner Y/N delivered, at the end. This was a brief AU, but that's often a good idea, for these kinds of scenarios. If I could improve one thing about this, I would have done... nothing. I seriously can't find anything that I would change, in this. Great job, Brea!

Jungkook AU (Reader's Standing):

Ooh, a Big Bang concert!

OOH, bells to signal soulmate status, that's really cool! Also, cute stumble is best stumble.

'bunny teeth'—Yes, Jungkook is a bunny in disguise, I knew it. *w*

YouTuber Jungkook is a concept I would sell my soul to Satan to see IRL

Ey yo, Seungri! \(>w<)/ Feels like a real concert, lol

Oh boy, whispering...

Awwww group waving to Jungkook's camera, how nice. ;w;

OH BOY JUNGKOOK IS ESCORTED

Oml Jungkook must have been so embarrassed, standing on stage like that, as a mega-fan. Lucky dude.

Never mind, boy was hyped as hecc

Happy Jungkook is best Jungkook, that was so cute to read.

Ye boys and girls, let's go with Jungkook and see what happens next oml this is too cute aaa

iS THIS THE SAME BAR AS THE TAEHYUNG AU?!

Hi Jimin I love you ;w;

Riot for Jimin? Yes, very possible.

beLL RUNG AGAIN GOOD LORD

I approve of Y/N's choice of Daesung as their favourite member

Thank you Jimin for approving of Y/N's choice

Jungkook shooing because he's secretly a possessive puppy, cute

bELLS AGAIN

'pretty damning evidence'—This is suddenly a detective AU? Nice.

'princess'—Aaand now I'm trying not to squeal.

Good choice of bar over apartment there, Jungkook.

Clasped fingers are cute, yes, thank you

More bells, aaaaa

Soft kiss ;w; Ow my heart

Evolving bells? YES.

Seriously this was really cute, I loved it. I love everything Brea writes, tbh.

Maybe that's just a friendship thing, idk.

Jungkook AU (Critic's Standing):

When the story began at a Big Bang concert, I immediately started to recall every bop they ever made, and it made me so nostalgic and happy. Really nice concert vibe, felt pretty alive, for being described in one paragraph. The first occurrence of the bells stole my heart, I'm a winter fanatic and bells are such an iconic symbol of that season, so I really enjoyed finding out that the little soulmate signal for this AU was bells. Not to mention the little confused looks that Y/N and Jungkook gave to their surroundings before introducing themselves with yelling (because concert, makes total sense) was really nice. I also loved how Jungkook was a YouTuber, that's totally something he could be, if his life went a different direction.

Seungri noticed Jungkook, told the guys about him, and they all gave Jungkook's camera some love was neat, too. They got him onto the stage and Jungkook fulfilled his mega-fan dream of performing with the big boys, that was ultra sweet of them (and Brea, I guess). And the excited Jungkook after he returned to Y/N was so easy to picture, it was great. As I said in the Reader's Standing, is this the same bar Y/N in the Taehyung AU was taken to? It was nice to see Jimin again though, hee hee, and I really liked how Jimin and Jungkook talked about why Jimin wasn't with Taehyung—the struggles of being a famous idol, right?

Jungkook shooing away Jimin was also cute, and how Brea mentioned that Jungkook and Y/N just sat with a couple drinks and talked with a little buzz was nice. Jungkook's explanation of how he and Y/N are soulmates was a nice touch, I really can't get enough of picturing how those bells sound. Small kiss from Y/N to Jungkook was super sweet, and yes, YES, I would love it if those bells evolved into like, an entire little melody, ah. This one was somehow very relaxing to read, I enjoyed it.

Jungkook isn't even my bias wrecker and I want to punch him with a pillow for being so cute in this AU, dammit.

Jimin AU (Reader's Standing):

For some reason the picture of Jimin wouldn't load and I'm immediately a little sad because I don't get to see his pink hair and those amazingly adorable cheeks of his. Not to mention his gorgeous eyes and just AERNUOEWATO Jimin is great. ;w;

Y/N is legit me, but I'm reading hentai manga instead of an 'actual book'. Just kidding, I'd be reading Piers Anthony.

Cool cafe, would definitely go there.

But reading sometimes stresses me out, so... I just stick to Piers and other fantasy others who don't write about female leads, sorry, but I really fucking love men. >w<

Aw yes look at that, his pink hair is peeking through, I wish I could reach into this story and touch it, fuck

The Chim just keeps getting closer... and closer... God that's cute, it's so like him, I love that.

'marches his way right over to you'—AEUROOAEUNCOWEASNLU thank you Brea, I'm dying a little

Soft speaking is so cute, good Lord, bless this AU

I'm just excited to read this for a second time, I love Jimin so damn much, aaaa

Just reading with Jimin would be so nice, that one paragraph had such a quiet feeling to it, ah.

Oh no, he went back on tour </3

he'S BACK AND HE TAPPED Y/N'S HAND MY LORD

I would totally jump up and hug Jimin, sorry not sorry, that man needs so much love for being so cute and... A N D *heavy breathing*

Oh right Y/N does it anyway

Awww yes he hugs back ;w;

Ooh, familiar scent and a long hug, that's definitely romantic.

bOOK HANDING OVER INCEPTION. Thank you for that little nod, ah.

I would probably fit in his suitcase tbh I mean I'm 145cm and he's what, 165cm?? It would totally work out, guys.

fiNGERS ENTWINE SCREEEEEEE

Sneaky Jimin putting his number in Y/N's pocket. Wait he's also part of the pervert line, BREA ARE YOU SURE HE DIDN'T TAP Y/N'S ASS A LITTLE? Lol just kidding, but still, nice move, Jimin.

He smells like books, bless

NOT TO MENTION THE KISSES GOOD LORD

That note was so sweet holy shit

Good ending oh my God that was such a nice ending

Jimin AU (Critic's Standing):

How do I write a formal review, again? I loved the book cafe, that was such a natural place for this to happen. Y/N and Jimin meeting week after week, and Jimin inching closer and closer until he literally comes right up to Y/N and all I could think of was a fluffy puppy running, and it killed me. I really liked how Y/N and Jimin established a quiet relationship, that's like, friendship, and friendship is so nice. Then Jimin left and I felt a little empty with Y/N, and I'm just sitting here thinking about how easily you were able to make me relate to Y/N. He came back blond (I refuse to add the 'e' for a male; I'm Canadian, that's just how the French do things, nothing wrong with the more modern/American way >w<) and had to tap Y/N's hand to get their attention, and then there's that adorable hug that just warmed my heart.

Then there was a very well executed explanation of how Jimin knows he and Y/N are soulmates and how he slipped a note into their pocket when they hugged. And I'm completely serious when I say that I would love to just stuff myself into Jimin's suitcase, ha ha ha! The kisses were also a really nice touch, the note was very sweet, and again, Y/N's last say in this scenario as they gave in to temptation and texted Jimin was adorable. Jimin's explanation and the note really did it for me, heh. I enjoyed Jungkook's the most, out of these three, but this was also really relaxing to read.

OK, that's it, for the maknae line! Onto the hyung line. Thanks again for reading, everyone.

#reviewing breas stuff #bts soulmate au #part 2 is coming soon ya'll

[tyto11]

my dnd group

lawful good paladin: my bio teacher. he’s a dad and has very good morals (the teacher not the character) and just- he’s got so much love for people, hecc, and that’s how he plays until battle begins and he is there to Clobber with his sword. and he’s really really good at it. 

elf bard: new to dnd, just wants to Do Things even if it’s unnecessary. are we walking to a tavern? time to teleport ahead because she can. are we questioning someone? charm person!! our dm keeps gently going “maybe wait and see, i don’t think you’ll need to do that” but it does make things a little spicy and gets us wondering “what if we just- took our lovely dm’s plan for us and threw it into hell” 

warrior: he is here to fight. he will fight whatever he can and when that’s not a possibility he will get as much as he can out of every possible situation, even through unnecessary means. our poor dm just kinda rolls with it, but it definitely makes things fun and honestly, what if we just killed everyone? absolutely everyone. when we walk through forests i wonder “what if i just lit it on fire with a torch and flew off because i can fly and my friends can’t?” he’s also going to be my spanish teacher. he did jokingly say dnd could be a spanish thing if we just spoke in spanish so we could get extra sessions in. that would be very fun. 

me: idk what i’m doing. i chose druid because getafix was cool, right? but now there’s circles and animals to choose and apparently i can be things like hobgoblins??? and everyone keeps forgetting i can fucking fly because idk how to roleplay either. my main thing is that i’m lucky and i have pretty good stats and sometimes i think of smart things! is someone throwing stones at us? bedroll shield! i can’t use a regular shield but hey, it could work. 

dm: doing his very best and doing a damn good job at it. sets up additional sessions to help us figure out our new level things, gives us bonus advice sometimes when it looks like we’re about to royally dick ourselves over, lets our warrior do some of the wacky things he does, invents things for our paladin because i’m sure there’s nothing saying the price of a hotel stay for a little girl but he’s not going to let her stay at the fantasy police station for the night so he lets him tip the staff to take care of her, and he stops our elf bard from using up all her spell slots on trivial things, and he helps me figure out what dnd even is, and is just very lovely and very fun. what a great person. he modified our last campaign so we didn’t have to fight a Huge Bad Undead T-rex because for a while it was just me, bard and paladin and we would’ve died for sure even with paladin holy water sword and divine smite. 

bless all of these kooky people, we’re definitely playing differently than our dm was maybe expecting but- what a fun time. 

#tyto stuff

[v3-killing-harmony-imagines]

“The Dr guys catching their S/O twerking? Thank you!”

This totally hasn't happened to me before… heh *coughs sarcastically*

Shuuichi Saihara

The poor boy had no clue what he was in for

He had a long day at work and all he wanted to do was see his s/o and rest

As he approached the door he began to notice something

Faintly in the background, he could hear some music

But it wasn’t the type of music that your s/o usually listened to

You crept in, unsure of what to expect

Hallway, clear

Living area, clear

The music was coming from the bedroom

He noticed the door was slightly open

He was tired of all this

After a day of investigations, he came back to another investigation

In the moment he walked through the door to see what you were doing

…

It took a moment for him to realize what he was looking at

And then…

‘KYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’

From the shock of your boyfriends scream you fell to the ground after losing balance from the wall you were leaning against as you twerked to the latest hit

He didn’t catch you falling as he had already covered his eyes and ran outside the door, slamming it shut behind him

Immediately, he ran into the bathroom and locked himself inside of it

He was blushing from the embarrassment

In fact, he was more embarrassed than you were

You knocked on the bathroom door where you knew your boyfriend was hiding

‘Shuuichi? Are you in there? Please come out and let me explain’

‘I-I’m sorry s-s/o, I didn’t mean to i-intrude’

He was shooketh as hecc

He couldn’t erase the sight from his head

part of him didnt want to erase it but thats a secret

He was absolutely mortified

After almost an hour of convincing, he finally came out of the bathroom

now all you have to do is come out of the closet saihara

sorry ill leave

He would not stop apologizing for walking in on you… doing that…

You explained to him that it wasn’t his fault and that you should’ve been more careful

When you told him that you fell he immediately switched from embarrassment to concern

It seemed as if he did it in order to distract from the fact that he was so embarrassed

He promised to knock from now on, mostly for his sake rather than yours

He also made sure to compliment you

Although he had no clue about what made a good twerker, he was sure you were doing it right

He was like a dad trying to relate to a kid

‘Y-you had some nice, uhh, booty pops’

You laughed at how dumb he sounded and he returned to his blushing state

Poor boy, does he ever get a break?

 Rantarou Amami

It was the day after you and Amami had gone to the zoo

You both had an amazing time!

You saw monkeys, giraffes, elephants, everything!

The two of you were still a little bit hyper over yesterday’s activities

You were both still feeling a little adventurous

You woke up before Amami at about 8 am and decided to make breakfast!

Mmm bacon, sausages, hashbrowns, EVERYTHING!

As you were frying an egg in a pan you heard some new hip hop music playing from the radio

You were in a bit of a weird mood where you were still hyper but also tired

You still had some adrenaline left in you

Usually, you would never do this, but because you were feeling different

You decided to start twerking randomly out of nowhere

You created a routine where you would twerk while flipping an egg

You were getting way too into it

It became a safety hazard

While you were jamming out and twerking your ass off whilst also frying an egg, you didn’t notice that the other breakfast foods you has cooking were starting to burn

Before you knew it, there was a fire

It was at this point that Amami woke up

He didn’t think there was anything wrong until he walked out to the kitchen where you were

Somehow you hadn’t noticed the fire

‘S/O!’ he screamed

He tried to calmly get the nearest fire blanket but he was too flustered to be calm

As he was rushing to put out the fire he saw that you STILL HADNT NOTICED THE FREAKING FIRE RIGHT BEHIND YOU

He also saw why you hadn’t noticed

Damn

You’re pretty good at that he thought

He admired you for a second before realizing that the fire was still going

While he was patting down the fire you finally noticed

You panicked and went to throw some water on the fire

But you missed

And threw it over your boyfriend

He swore he could’ve killed you in that moment

Eventually, you got the fire out

Well, HE got the fire out

Once everything had calmed you both made eye contact

Oh no oh no oh no he's gonna be so mad

‘Care to explain s/o?’

You explained the whole thing to him

The mood you were in, the breakfast, the radio, the music and the…

‘Twerking!? S/o I didn’t know you liked twerking?’

‘I-I just wanted to try it’

He walked closer towards you and grabbed onto your elbows

did you know the skin on the end of your elbow is called your weenus heh

amami touched your weenus hehehe

He kissed you on the forehead

You were really confused

‘So, I got rid of the fire, I made sure the breakfast didn’t burn, I might have saved you from getting burned AND I kissed you on the forehead’

‘Y-Yeah? And?’

‘Well that got my blood pumping a little too much and I’m gonna need some help calming down. So, since I've done so much for you, how about you repay me using your newfound skill’

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 Kokichi Ouma

Ouma was at a meeting with his organization when you made your first attempt at twerking

You knew it was going to be a long meeting for him as you heard him mumbling in his sleep about various topics

You never got to try these kinds of things when he was at home because you both knew he would embarrass you so much

So, while he was discussing future plans with his comrades, you were giving the dance a go

And you were pretty good at it!

You actually shocked yourself with how into it you were

You go so into it that you completely lost track of time

Before you knew it, Ouma was on his way home

He was traveling back in his usual attire

He had gotten his way completely at the meeting with all the decisions so he was in a really good mood

Suddenly he barged in through the door and announced ‘Greetings s/o! Guess who-’

He was interrupted by your scream as you fell to the ground

‘HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA’

Ouma was pissing himself laughing 

mmm we should do a fanfic on that

‘Nishishi~ maybe I should tell the whole cult about this’

He could see you were pained by him finding you in this compromising position

Which made him savor the moment even more

Well thank god he didn’t have his phone out to record it so there’s no evidence you did anything

Or at least you thought

‘It’s a good thing I installed those cameras right s/o?’

‘C-Cameras?’

‘Y’know? The one’s Iruma made that track movement!’

He grabbed one which was placed in the fireplace directly opposite to where you had been performing

‘God there’s a lot of pictures on this one s/o! You must have been moving a LOT’

You tried so hard not to blush because you knew he’d enjoy it even more if you did

But you couldn’t hold it in

It was too embarrassing

Your face went a dark shade of red and you attempted to cover it with your hands

But as you did that he ran up to you, pulled your hands away and snapped a picture of you

‘How about we make a deal’

Oh no

‘I won’t tell anyone about what happened or show any of the 132 pictures that were taken IF’

You were tensing up so much

What was he gonna blackmail you into doing

‘You perform for me’

You looked at him, confused

‘I want you to perform for me s/o! It’s either that or your performance will go viral for everyone’

Well it was obvious what the better choice was

You agreed to perform for him as long as he deleted the photos

‘Nishishi~ whatever you say s/o’

 Kiibo

Kiibo was the last person that you wanted to catch you twerking

Anyone else would be better

Your mom, your ex, your boss, ANYONE

Just not the pure robot boy

You had been practicing twerking for a while at this point

You had noticed that it was becoming very trendy so you wanted to give it a shot and you ended up loving it!

But, the more and more you did it, the more and more confident you got

Your plans for when you would have a twerk session became more and riskier each time

The last time you did it, Kiibo came home early from repairs and almost caught you!

Luckily you told him you were changing in your room so he got flustered and left you alone to ‘change’

But this time you got too cocky

It was late at night and you were feeling very limber

So you decided you wanted to have a little fun and practice a new twerking move

Kiibo said he was going to be gone for a while for some training

But that was a lie on his part

An innocent lie though! He would never lie negatively!

He was actually planning on surprising you with a cake that he learned to make!

He had made the cake all by himself and he was really proud of it!

He was planning on sneaking in through a window and surprising you with it

That’s what couples do, right?

Anyways the plan was going all according to plan for the robot

He had the cake in hand, climbed through the bedroom window and was about to go through the door to the tv room where he assumed you would be

But wait

What’s that noise?

His super hearing capabilities that were recently improved picked up a faint sound of music

Is this? S/o’s music?

Kiibo was confused

There are so many swear words in this song!

This can’t be s/o’s music

What if she’s being held hostage by a rapper!!!!

Maybe it’s that Nicki Vagina singer o-or that Igloo Australia one!!!!

He burst in immediately with the cake ready to be thrown at the possible assailant

But when he looked around he realized there was no assailant… just you

your booty is the assailant of his dick tho

But wait… whats s/o doing?

OH NO

‘S/O WHAT’S WRONG’

You immediately fell to the floor

Kiibo rushed over to make sure you were okay

‘S/O ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE??? DID SOMEONE ZAP YOU????’

Before you even answered he ran away to his room and returned with a defibrillator

wait you didn't even know you had a defibrillator

Luckily you stopped him before he did anything

‘Kiibo stop!’

He paused and looked at you

‘I was just… exercising’

You didn’t like to lie to Kiibo but it was for his own good

He was looking down at you, defibrillator in hand

He formed a huge toothy smile on his face

‘Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’

He sat back as he attempted to fix his slightly overheated state

Once everything had calmed down Kiibo sat down beside you on the couch

‘S-Sorry about earlier s/o. I made you a cake but I guess you don’t want it if you’re exercising’

You chuckled and grabbed a slice of the cake and stuffed it messily into your mouth

He laughed and did the same, except he completely missed his mouth

You both sat there like laughing idiots

‘So, s/o. I was wondering if I could try that exercise routine with you sometime! It looked really fun!’

Oh my that'll be a sight to see

From then on you felt comfortable with Kiibo knowing what twerking was

Honestly, he seemed to really enjoy doing it with you

The only problem was he seemed to be getting better than you at it

kiibo got a thicc robot booty

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Gonta Gokuhara

Gonta was outside looking for some cute bugs to examine

It was his favorite hobby and he loved to do it alone

D-Don’t get him wrong though! He loves his s/o! But he prefers to interact with bugs one on one

There was one day in particular where he went outside to find some bugs

That day you were feeling particularly brave

You had always wanted to try twerking, but you felt too embarrassed to do it while Gonta was around

Which was like, all the time

So you decided to take your chances today

You locked the door and put in your headphones and plugged them into your phone

You thought this was safer than playing the music for everyone nearby to hear

And then you began doing your thing

Meanwhile, Gonta was still looking for bugs

He was oblivious to anything that was happening inside

He spent a few more minutes in front of the house just searching until he saw a beautiful bright yellow butterfly

It was practically glowing!

He chased the small bug, determined to examine it closely

Without harming it of course!

It led him around to the back of the house

And perched on a tree

Gonta crept quietly over

Well quietly for Gonta that is

Which is like, 40 decibels

The butterfly began fleeing again and this time flew inside a nearby window, into where Gonta and s/o were living

Gonta peeped through the window to see which room it had gone in

But he didn't find the butterfly inside

He found something else

You

Twerking

‘AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY S/O IM SO SORRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA’

You screamed too from pure shock

You turned towards the window to find Gonta covering his eyes with his hands and shaking his head back and forth, desperately trying to erase the sight from his memory

The two of you were blushing

Out of slight frustration, more with yourself than with Gonta, you closed the curtains on the window and sat down

You were cussing yourself for what happened

While you were in the middle of your fuckfest (LINE THROUGH get it? Cos you're cussing? Heh...heh… ill stop) Gonta rushed in through the door, hands still covering his eyes

‘IM SO SORRY S/O IM SO SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO LOOK IM SORRY THAT WAS NOT GENTLEMAN LIKE IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SOR-’

You grabbed his large arms and pulled his hands away from his eyes

‘It’s okay Gonta, I’m not mad at you’

‘I-I was just looking for a butterfly and it flew into the room and I wanted to look at it and I looked through the window and I saw you and you were- wait s/o, what were you doing when I looked in?’

You froze

What were you going to answer

You couldn’t tell him the truth

He’s too pure to know what it is

‘I was just… dancing’

‘I can dance with you!’

that would be a sight to see

‘Gonta! Look! The butterfly! It’s over there in the kitchen!’

Gonta’s eyes immediately lit up and he ran towards the kitchen, completely forgetting about the conversation he was just having

You promised to yourself to never let anything like this happen again

For your sake

Actually, mostly for Gonta’s sake

 Korekiyo Shinguuji

He had just returned home from a trip he traveled on for a few days with a historical group

He wished to come home early to tell you all about his discoveries

He admitted to himself that he missed you dearly during his time away

He could not wait to see you again

He rattled his keys, unlocked the door and walked through the front door and was greeted with the sight he had missed and longed to see again

Except

This sight seemed to be in a peculiar situation

Your boyfriend returned to find you with two hands against the wall and ass pointed out, bouncing rhythmically to some unfamiliar music that was playing

He was so very confused

He was shocked but didn’t make it audible

However, he didn���t say or do anything to interrupt you

He stood there both studying and admiring you

He was honestly quite interested in your actions

Is this really what you enjoy doing?

He had never witnessed your body moving and jiving in such ways as it did then

He wanted to cherish this moment so he took out his phone and recorded parts of it

It truly interested him

Is this really what you enjoy doing

He had so many questions

Finally, after a few minutes, he shut the door

The door wasn't slammed or anything but it was still loud enough for you to hear out

You quickly turned your head to see Korekiyo standing by the door, clapping his bandaged hands together

He was applauding you

‘That was truly wonderful s/o’

You blushed in embarrassment

Of course, he caught you

‘Go ahead, tease me’

‘Why would I do that s/o? That was… interesting… to say the least’

He invited you to sit down with him and drink some tea for his return home

You started the conversation on your twerking

‘How much did you see?’

‘About this much’

As he said that he pulled out his phone and began playing it

You turned to an even darker shade of red, out of both embarrassment and anger

‘Please delete that’

‘But it’s beautiful s/o, I love what you can do. It was quite unexpected, yet pleasant’

You were happy with his response at least

He was genuinely interested in your new ‘hobby’

You explained to him that it was just something you say online and you wanted to try it and that it was just a one-time thing

He begged you to try it once more, he really loved observing you doing it

That would sound creepy but this is you boyfriend Shinguuji were talking about so it’s pretty sweet

You promised to do it again whenever you wanted or felt like it

This couldn’t have been a better thing to return home to

 Ryoma Hoshi

Ryoma was going to be gone for most of the day for a tennis tournament he was partaking in

It was happening very early in the morning but you made sure to wake up early with him to say goodbye

You wished him luck in the morning as he left

But as soon as he was out the door you immediately began setting up your idea

You always wanted to try twerking

Just to see what it was like and if you could do it

But you always felt too embarrassed when Ryoma was around to do that

So, as soon as you had some time alone you began to get everything ready

Music, check

Comfy outfit, check

No one around, check

Everything was ready

So you began to twerk

And you were getting really into it

Even better, it started raining! So if Ryoma walked by he wouldn’t be able to hear the music!

God everything was going your way!

Or at least you thought it was

The rain may have been a blessing to hide the music

But it was also a curse

Today's tennis tournament was an outdoor one

Meaning, due to bad weather conditions it was canceled, and Ryoma had to come home early

But silly old you didn’t think of this

Hoshi walked him in his tennis outfit

Luckily he had an umbrella with him so he didn’t get too wet

When he arrived home you were still barely halfway through what you wanted to do

But, nonetheless

Ryoma walked in anyways

Due to the rain and the music in your ears, however, you didn’t hear him walk in

Ryoma just stood there for a while

He was kind of shocked to see this type of thing from you

It was very unexpected

But you looked like you were having fun, so he let you be

Quietly, he closed the door behind him, placed the umbrella down and tiptoed into his room to get changed out of his moist tennis outfit

He sat in there, doing anything to keep him occupied until he heard the music stop

Huh, you stopped 10 minutes before Ryoma was due to come home

Convenience? Ryoma thinks not

Now that you were done the routine you had to get changed quickly into other clothes and act like you were doing something else all day

Pleased with yourself, you began to take off the top you had been wearing as you strolled into yours and Hoshi’s room

The moment you walked in you were in the middle of taking your shirt off

And you had no clue who was in there waiting for you

Once you finally got your shirt off, you immediately saw him

He didn’t say anything

But you screamed anyways

Both from shock and embarrassment

He glanced over, surprisingly calmly and asked you to put a top on so you could explain

You’ve never taken a longer time to put a shirt one

Mostly because you were stalling

‘I know you’re stalling s/o, don’t worry, I'm not mad’

You walked out and sat near him and apologized and explained yourself

‘You don’t need to explain yourself s/o, I only have one question’

He paused for a slight second

‘Why did you keep it a secret from me?’

You stuttered with your answer

‘I-It’s kind of embarrassing’

‘It’s only embarrassing if you’re bad at it, and from what I saw, you were pretty good’

You smiled and chuckled, causing your boyfriend to smirk

‘Next time, promise you’ll tell me? I mean, I can’t force you too but it would put me at ease’

‘Promise’

‘Remember, there’s nothing you should be embarrassed about because it’s only embarrassing if you’re bad at it. And from what I know, you’re good at everything s/o’

He kissed you on the forehead

‘It’s still early s/o, get some rest. You must be tired after that performance’

 Kaito Momota

Kaito was sometimes the type of person to want nothing but sleep-ins at the weekend

You both knew this and had no problems with this

The problem, however, were the outlier times that he didn’t sleep in

You had always used his sleep-in times as time for yourself where you would tend to all of your private needs or just things you wanted to do alone and in peace

Well, you had recently seen some videos online of people twerking and decided you wanted to give it a try

You woke up at your usual time and saw your boyfriend was still asleep, thank god

So, you went to another room, began playing some music and began trying to twerk

However, not everything went to plan

You didn’t know that today was gonna be one of those ‘outlier days’

Kaito woke up just 15 minutes after you had and began his daily routine

However, at this point, you were too in the zone to notice what was happening

Kaito just saw it as another normal day

He brushed his teeth, put on some deodorant, combed his hair perfectly into place

VOILA!

He was done

Now for some breakfast

But wait?

What’s that noise?

Music?

His curiosity got the best of him and he traversed his way over to the room you had been practicing in

And when he opened the door...

You screamed at the top of your lungs

So then he screamed at the top of his lungs

The both of you just stood there, full eye-contact, just screaming

Eventually, you pushed him out and locked the door

Oh no oh no oh no

‘What will he say I won't hear the end of it’

He tried to knock timidly on the door but he ended up pounding on it

‘S/o? Please come out. I missss youuuuuuuuuu’

Reluctantly you submerged from the pile you made on the floor and walked out to your boyfriend

You found him there with a smug grin on his face

‘Nice wake-up call s/o’

You playfully punched him

He didn't realize it was playful

He grabbed onto his chest where you hit him

‘Owww what was that for?’

You apologized with a slight sense of sarcasm

It felt good to do that but you didn't admit it

‘Anyways s/o, mind telling me what that was about?’

You explained to him that you just wanted to try it out and it seemed fun

You noticed he was yawning and wiping his eyes throughout your entire conversation

Also, he wasn’t being his usual energetic self so it was obvious he was tired

‘It was actually really cool s/o! I really liked it!’

he mightve liked it a little too much

‘Would you mind perhaps… doing it… again for me… sometime?’

You hit him again, this time on the other side of his chest

‘Owwwwwwwwwww s/o! It's too early for this’

He said that in a whining tone so you mocked him

‘Aww does little Momota need some sleepies?’

‘aWw DoEs LiTtLe mOmOtA nEeD sOmE sLeEpIeS?’ 

#shuichi saihara #rantaro amami #ouma kokichi #kiibo #k1-bo #gonta gokuhara #korekiyo shinguuji #ryoma hoshi #kaito momota #drv3 #drv3 imagine #drv3 imagines #ndrv3 #ndrv3 imagine #ndrv3 imagines #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #mod himiko

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uhh drunk meme crew!!

I wrote this in like... November? I was bored in class and wrote this mess of a Crew Fic so I guess I may as well post this here, hehe. Take all the ship pandering here with a grain of salt. None of it is serious lol. 

They were... drunk, to say the least. They probably shouldn’t be, in all honesty, but we’ll ignore that for now.

Four senior high schoolers had gotten hold of a lot of alcohol. Where from? We... should ignore that too, really.

Currently the four of them sat in a circle on the floor of a living room playing go fish. “Ya got... an 8?” Tayla asked Simon, her words slurred a little. She had probably drunk a lot more than the others. But who’s paying attention?

Simon, who was the soberest of everyone, as he only drank a little, said “noo,” then paused, forgettng how the game worked. Milian, or M for short, screeched out “go fish, you HECC!”

M was the angry drunk. They also didn’t take alcohol very well. They had only ¾ of what Tayla had, but they were far more... erm... emotional.

Tayla groaned and drew a card. The next person’s turn was Dicen’s. He turned to Tayla and asked, “Two?”

She threw her cards down, displaying 5 twos. “How in the HECC??” M growled as Dicen took a card from Tayla’s hand and giggled, “UNO!!!”

“That's not what we’re playing!” Simon’s voice interjected, confused. Tayla jumped up abruptly shouting “EXACTLY!” She ran away into the kitchen and came out with a half empty wine bottle. She took a swig, obviously struggling to down such rich stuff. Her face was bright red, her actions sloppy- she was far, far too drunk. Once she finished, she giggled and sat down with the group again.

“Spin the bottle!” she exclaimed. This caused a wave of emotion with the friends.

M shouted, “HECC yes!!” and Simon groaned, just sober enough to realize this was gonna be bad. Dicen giggled, but stared between his three friends confused. It was as if he was looking for someone that wasn’t there. No one really noticed, though.

M excitedly grabbed the bottle, which Tayla finished drinking. “Hey, bro, what the h-” she hiccupped, “-hecc?” M spun the bottle aggressively. The group watched, mesmerized by it, waiting for it to stop.

The bottle landed on Simon. Of course. Why would it not? M’s face went bright red and the drunken scowl that was oresent there previously disappeared. Simon covered his face with his hands and muttered, “Whyyyy...”

“Kiss!” Tayla yelled, acting very much like a crazed fangirl. She looked over to Dicen for help and the two began to chant, “Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!”

“Shut up!” M cried, leaning in toward Simon, who’s arms were pulled away from his face. His face was tomato red as well, contrasting with his blue hair.

M kissed him.

A gasp was heard from Tayla, who squealed.

M pulled away and immediately hid their face. “AUGH I GONNA MURDER YOU TWO!”

“Whatttt-” Tayla laughed, backing away a little. Simon, had just been kissed, sat there confused with the kiss, took the bottle and said, “n-no more-”

“Awww-” Tayla frowned. “You’re no fun.”

Dicen piped in too. “I agree with him... No more...” he looked sad.

Tayla realized Dicen’s girlfriend, Kara, wasn’t with them. Of course, he wouldn’t want to play. Suddenly guilt filled her head. What was she doing? She had a boyfriend... It would be unloyal to kiss one of these guys. “H-How bout we call Kara?” Tayla suggested, her voice quivering a little.

Dicen perked up, pulling his phone out. M showed their face and Simon put the bottle down again. Nodding to Dicen’s phone, Tayla told him to call his girlfriend.

The phone rang. He put the phone on speaker so the group could listen. Everyone seemed to lean in a little, carefully listening for her to pick it up. “Hello?” She finally answered.

“KARA!” The group screeched at the female, excited.

“Whoa, what?” she started laughing, confused. “Tayla? M? You guys are there too?”

“Yeah!” Tayla exclaimed with a bright grin, gesticulating her arms greatly. “Simon too!”

“Why are you guys all together this late?”

M took the phone to answer. It seemed as though they were trying to ignore that the ksis had happened. “We’re doing stuff,” M answered, trying to speak as clearly as they could. This made a snicker come from Tayla, as M’s attempt was... not that great.

Once she broke, she piped in with a, “Wink!” and Kara audibly died. It almost sounded like she was crying, she was laughing too much. It was a very Kara Laugh.

“Oh my gosh-” she said through her laughs, “-are you guys drunk or something?” She said it as a joke, clearly. How oblivious of her.

“I’m not!” Simon argued in his signature Simon Whine.

M turned around to him and hit his arm. As Simon exclaimed an “Owww-”, M said, “Shut up, you’ve still been drinking, dipshit.”

“Yeah!!!” Tayla hiccupped.

There was a pause from Kara.  "Wait, are you guys actually drinking?”

Dicen, who had been silent until now, suddenly spoke. “We’re fine, okay?” He looked like he was dying from guilt.

“Okay,” Kara softly sighed. “Just don’t do anything stupid... okay?”

Dicen smiled a little at this. “Okay!” He said he loved her and then hung up.

“Aw, you guys are so cute!” Tayla giggled as she stood up. “And! I have an idea!” She began to walk away before motioning for M to follow. M did so with a groan, easily annoyed. “M, M, M-” T said, walking to her sister’s room. “Help me find a dress for Dicen!” With this M grinned, always on board to embarrass a friend.

While the other two were doing their thing, the boys were left alone. They decided to go into the kitchen to make some special drinks. “We should put like...” Simon said, looking through the drinks they had, “some rum?” He found a bottle and held it up.

Dicen shook his head and held up a bottle of whiskey instead. “That would make them throw up... use this :3" He handed him the drink and proceeded to search for ingredients to put into their concoction. “Fruity for the girls?” The fridge door swung open as Dicen asked this, looking curiously inward.

“Oh yes,” Simon seemed intrigued at the idea of being more creative with the drink. He crouched down and opened a cupboard. With a quick motion he grabbed a blender and got up, showing it to his friend.

Dicen grinned. “Perfect.”

  M and Tayla searched and searched Tayla’s sister’s room for the perfect outfit. There was plenty of things that they could use, but only some of them would sufficiently embarrass him. There was piles of clothes on the floor from their quest for the perfect dress. “So M…” Tayla started, before trailing off. There was a grumbling noise coming from outside the room, much like a blender. She dropped the dress she had been looking at and started giggling.

“What the hell?” M looked around confused. “What the fuck is that?”

Tayla started to giggle more, picking up the dress she had dropped. It was bright pink and frilly. There were luminescent pink and white sequins all over the bust of the dress, and then the skirt was a pink tutu with several layers. With a wave of the dress in the air, Tayla said, “Maybe the boys are making something special!~ Anywayyy, this is the perfect dress!”

M just shrugged at this, scoffing at the former comment. “Sure.”

With that, M and Tayla went back out into the living room to see what the boys were up to. By that time, they had finished up what they were doing in the kitchen and had been chilling out. There were two drinks sitting on the coffee table, messily prepared. They looked like they were attempting to be super fancy drinks, but you could tell the boys slapped the ingredients together.

The two boys sat on the couch with smug smiles, sipping their own drinks slowly.

“What in the hell?” M said, taking one of the drinks and looking at it. “The fuck is this?”

Simon simply cheered his glass. “Delicious.”

Tayla took the remaining drink and confirmed it was hers. Dicen nodded. She sipped it and licked her lips. Though it didn’t look that appetizing, the look on her face said that she thought it was just as delicious as Simon stated. She proceeded to down the whole drink unknowingly.

With a suppressed laugh, Dicen said, “Holy shit, man.” He knew just how much alcohol was in that glass- and holy shit there was a fuck ton of it.

M simply gave a concerned look then sipped her own drink. Carefully, they bought the glass to their lips and sipped it. “Damn that’s fucking strong.” M glanced at Dicen then at Tayla, picking up on what the drink was. “How the fuck did she do that?” They had to laugh at little at this.

Tayla put her now empty glass on the table again with a loud clink. She held out the pink dress. “Soooo?” She looked at Dicen with a drunken smirk- a hungry smile of a predator at its prey. “Dadddd~ You gonna wear iittt?”

He looked a little uncomfortable for a second before giving the dress a long look. He grinned ever so slightly- his drunken mind interested. “Maybe.”

Tayla threw the dress at him. “Put it onnn!~”

Simon snickered as he slowly sipped his drink, whispering to M to make sure she didn’t drink too much at once just in case. M nodded in understanding.

Tayla giggled as she stumbled over to the couch and found her phone. “W-waiiit,” -she got the camera open, “-Okay go!”

“Hehe, okaayyy,” he looked at the dress, not completely sure how to put it on. He unzipped the back very slowly. He lifted it over his head before realizing he had a problem. His shirt. “Waiiit hehe.” He put the dress down and proceeded to take his shirt off.

M and Simon watched as their drunken friends acted like complete idiots. Once Dicen got his shirt off he looked at his jeans curiously. Tayla’s face went bright red at this, and she stumbled to say “waitwait nonono-” she dropped her phone, camera up, and picked up the dress to hand it to him.

“Oh my god this is priceless,” M took out their own phone to start recording both drunks. Simon was cackling in the background. Tayla and Dicen had no idea how horribly awkward what they were doing was, but there they were, being absolute idiots.  

Dicen took the dress from Tayla and pulled it over his head. As he did this, Tayla tried helping him, as the dress appeared to be a little too small in the shoulders. Once it was fully on though… it appeared to fit almost perfectly. Tayla started to laugh again.

He grinned and floofed out the skirt. Then, he twirled in circle. “This dress is so niiice!” he laughed and spun around more. He put out his arms and made airplane noises as he spun around, giggling his head off. This made Tayla want to join in, so she began to spin herself, even if she didn’t have a dress on like Dicen did.

“This is fun! Hahah!”

Simon and M watched, but M was very tempted to join in as well. I mean, who wouldn’t? M stood up did the same plane thing that Dicen had done. “You shitheads are onto something, hah,” their words were aggressive but playful as they spoke.

The three were being recorded by Simon, who had been given the phone when M left to join the other two. He was, for the first time ever, the smartest person in the room. He was no longer drinking, so he would probably be a lot more chill than the others until the next morning.

“You guys are idiots haha,” he laughed, trying not the shake the phone too much. “ThaBnk yOuu!” Tayla stumbled over her words, almost tripping over her feet.

M laughed maniacally and began to spin a lot fast. This was a mistake, though, as they were still drunk and had horrible balance. So one thing and another happened, and M tripped over their feet, ramming into Tayla. This caused a domino effect in which M fell down, pushing Tayla so she lost her balance, and finally into the small boy wearing a dress; Dicen.

This chain reaction was interesting to say the least. At least it was all being recorded, right?

When M ran into T, Tayla bumped into Dicen, causing him to fall. However, in the process of falling, Tayla had grabbed him in an attempt not to fall herself. Of course, this didn’t work, as Dicen fell backwards. The duo went down, leaving T on top of Dicen.

Simon burst out laughing at this. M sat up, recovering from their fall quickly, and joined Simon in laughing. They grabbed Tayla’s phone, which was on the ground near her (as Tayla never picked it up) and began to record them as well.

“W-wha- D-Daddd??” Tayla exclaimed with a bright red face, face mere inches away from Dicen’s.

Dicen was stunned at first, his ears as red as Tayla’s face- but he then began to giggle like a madman. “Why are you on top of meee? Hehe!”

“I dunnooo,” Tayla replied, “I can get offfff.”

Dicen giggled more. “You’re not Karaaaaa!~”

“Oh shit you’re right! Fuck!!” Tayla laughed, rolling off her friend.

The two were completely unaware of how weird that was. M and Simon, though, were laughing their heads off. “Do we show them tomorrow?” Simon asked, out of breath.

M took a second to think about that, glancing at the duo in question, who were laughing drunkenly next to each other. “We could use it against them, though.” They glared at Tayla with an evil grin. “Especially that fuck.”

Once Dicen and Tayla’s laughter subsided, Dicen got up and walked over to Simon. “Why didn’t you spinnnn?”

Simon laughed. “Because.”

“Because why?”

“Because.”

“Because whyyy?”

“Because.”

“Becauuuse wh-“

“Shut the fuck up, jesus,” M snapped, helping Tayla off the floor as well. They pointed at her and glared at Dicen. “No more fucking around.” M’s mood had changed very quickly. Not that that was surprising, though.

“We were just having funn,” Tayla argued.

“Having fun being on top of eachother?”

Tayla grinned and exclaimed, “Yes!” before quickly realizing that was the wrong answer. “You pushed meee.”

“You fuck, I didn’t mean to-“ M raised their arms as if they were going to hit Tayla. “Don’t test me.”

Tayla backed off, laughing a little nervously. “O-okayyy…” With that the group was left in silence, not doing anything.

“Man I dunno what I’d do if you guys died.”

Everyone stared at Dicen, whose facial expression was blank. (Minus a soft drunken smile.)

“What in the hell?” M asked, their voice low.

Dicen grinned. “Yeah!” He held at his arms like an air hug. “You guys are great!”

Tayla nodded in agreement, but nothing else was said besides a soft “huh” from Simon.

M angerly drank the rest of the fruity drink from earlier and took quick glances at the boy she kissed earlier. Simon, who was sitting next to her, poked her shoulder.

M poked him back. He poked them again. The two ended up in a poke war, due to Simon’s simple stupidity and M’s aggressiveness. Tayla and Dicen eventually joined in as well. At one point, when poking Dicen back, Tayla screeched, “TAG UR IT” and thus the group began to run around the house playing tag while drunk.

The group fell asleep at about 2am. They woke up at about 1pm. All four of them were laying on the living room floor with no blankets and pillows, and were all cuddling together in some way.

Except for Simon, that is. He was the only one that took a pillow from the couch. He had been holding it all night. However, when he woke up, he realized that M had been laying with him. They had been spooning, kind of.

The other two were there as well. Tayla lay against M, facing away. Dicen lay there with an arm around Tayla. And jesus damn, I can’t write this goddamn fanfic without going to the Beta Ships. It’s the only realisticish but awkward ships I can use… Oh well lol.

Simon was the first to wake. He made his way out of M’s arms carefully, trying not to wake her. When he saw how the group had slept, he couldn’t help but chuckle. But, when he did, it felt like he had been punched in the stomach.

Ah.

Hangovers.

What a wonderful experience. Luckily, though, he was just stuck with a mild headache and horrible stomach ache. The others, most likely, won’t be so lucky. Simon grabbed his phone and quickly took pictures of M angerly hugging the pillow in Simon’s place, and the other two practically cuddling.

Once he finished, he looked around the room. All around was cups and glass bottles. They made a huge mess for there only having been four of them. Tayla’s hair was a tangled mess, M’s glasses looked bent in a weird direction, and Dicen never even bothered to take off the dress.

Damn, they were messy.

Simon attempted to clean up some of the mess, then he sat on the couch and played games on his phone until M woke up.

After a little bit, M woke up. They were very grumpy, still. They threw the pillow they had been holding at Simon and said, “Why’d you mooove?” Simon just shrugged, as he normally does. M groaned. “What time is it?”

“Oneish?”

“Damn.” M sat up and looked at the other two. This caused Tayla, whose back was previously against M’s, to curl up closer to Dicen. “Oh my fucking god.”

Simon held up his phone and showed M the picture he had taken. “Send me that,” M found their phone in their pocket and waited for the picture. Once it sent, they saved it and proceeded to send it to Kara. M also sent the video from the night before to her.

Once that was finished, M and Simon were left alone as they waited for their chicken nugget friends to wake up.

With a sigh, M broke the silence, “I’m sorry about last night.”

“What?”

M groaned loudly. “You’re so stupid-” They touched their lips with their fingers. Simon’s eyes lit up and he said, “Oh!”

He looked down, “It’s okay.”

“Not it’s not,” M growled, “I shouldn’t have done that.”

“No, Milian.” Simon frowned, “It’s really okay.”

M covered their face with their hands. “AuGh! You don’t get it!”

Simon scooted closer to M, putting a hand on their shoulder. He waited for M to move their hands away from their face, and when they did, he leaned forward and kissed M.

It surprised M a lot, so it wasn’t long before they pushed him away. “You fuck-“ M choked on their words as they freaked out. “D-don’t stun me like that.”

Simon’s face was red, and he shyly rubbed the back of his head. “Sorry.”

M shook their head. “I-It’s okay.” They glanced at Dicen and Tayla. “Just… let’s not tell those two.” Simon nodded in agreement. “So, breakfast?” M asked, receiving another nod from Simon. The two then walked into the kitchen to get some food.

  After about another hour, Dicen woke up at about 2:30pm. When he woke up, Tayla had her face in her chest. His arm was around her, too. He moved it away before noticing her shiver, then instantly felt bad for moving away.

Why the fuck were they sleeping together on the living room floor, anyway? He felt his head was pounding, and it felt like he was being stabbed in the stomach. He recognized the feeling as a hangover, which kind of explained their situation. Kind of.

He gave Tayla a poke to wake her up. She groaned in her sleep and nuzzled into him, not wanting to wake up, and searching for warmth. Dicen poked her again then shook her gently. “C’mon Tayla,” he said, trying to wake her.

“Mnhh, no-” she sounded upset that she was being woken up, making Dicen feel even worse.

“It’s like two, please?”

She grumbled and turned away, moving away from him. She shivered again and wrapped her arms around herself, obviously cold. Dicen frowned and sat up, looking to see if there was a blanket or anything to cover her. He found one on the couch, picked it up, and laid it on her gently.

Dicen didn’t really remember much of what had happened the night before, but he did have enough common sense to realize he wouldn’t have gotten drunk and slept with only one of his friends. So, he left the living room, in search of the other two.

He found Simon and M in the kitchen. He gave a quick hello to them. “Look who’s finally done cuddling.” M said, their voice edging on annoyed.

“I guess,” Dicen ignored their comment mostly, sitting with his friends at the table. “When did you guys get up?”

M looked at the time on their phone. “’Bout an hour ago.”

“Damn. Well, what happened last night?”

As he asked this, a blue haired female walked into the kitchen with a blanket wrapped around her and a pill bottle in her hand walked into the kitchen. “Do you guys feel horrid too?” She took two of the pills dry and held up the bottle.

Dicen nodded, so she threw the capsule at him. “Thanks,” he mumbled, smiling a little.

Tayla ran a hand through her hand, annoyed at how messy it was. “So what did happen last night?” She stood next to everyone at the table.

Simon pulled out his phone and showed the picture he had taken when he woke up to her and Dicen. “What the fuck?” Tayla asked, confused, her face even a little pink from embarrassment, “I cuddled with him?” She pointed at Dicen.

Dicen nodded his head. “We were cuddling when I woke up.”

“Well fuck?”

“We didn’t fuck,” Dicen pointed to his dress, which had previously gone unnoticed until now. Tayla glanced over it and realized it was her sister’s and she laughed, face palming. “Oh my god,” she wheezed.

M gasped loudly. This was the happiest emotion they had expressed all morning. They excitedly pulled out their own phone saying, “watch this!” they laughed maniacally. M showed Dicen and Tayla the video that ended with them on top of each other.  

“Oh my god,” Dicen laughed nervously, his ears red.

Tayla blushed as well, dying on the inside as she said, “I knew you were a bottom-” She moved away from Dicen a little as she laughed awkwardly.

M grinned more. “Kara had a fun time watching that.” M showed them her reply to the pictures and video.

Dicen grabbed the phone in shock, screeching, “wAiT WHAT” His ears went even brighter red- his face even turning red. “You showed my GIRLFRIEND”

Even Tayla laughed at this a little. Despite feeling like shit and laughing hurting, and the fact that she was the reason it was so awkward and weird, Dicen’s reaction was hilarious.

“Oh my gooooddd,” he complained and took out his phone, presumably to text Kara.

With a sigh, Tayla asked, “Please tell me you guys did something stupid or embarrassing, too.”

Simon and M took a glance at one another. “Nahh.”

#memes #friends #story #silly #badlywritten

[fuckmelukeskywalker]

Luke Skywalker Fanfiction 🌌

Luke Skywalker x reader Readers POV Fluff ✨ Warnings: cute as hecc Set in episode 5 ! Enjoy 😊 I’m sorry if there’s any mistakes, I try my best. —————————— Anon asked: How about for a request Luke fluff like some cuddling and maybe even holding a hand idk man could be a little risque with hand holding. (jk) but you don’t have to of course have a nice day! ———-

Hoth is fucking cold. Being on this stupid planet is quite enough to make me go insane. The rebels chose this system because its distant and secluded. Which is smart but again, cold. Luke had been working on his x wing all day so he really didn’t visit with me much. I’m usually hanging around him but he seemed very busy and focused so I decided to bug Leia for awhile. “Hey Leia!” I yell from across the room. “Y/N!” She smiles. “Come here you!” I ran over to her, trying not to break anything on my way. “How are you today?” She gushed. “Perfect to be honest,” I laughed “Luke’s been working on his stupid craft all day so I’ve had some me time to relaaaxxx.” I giggle. “That sounds so nice!” She laughed. “Han has been such a nerfherder lately I’ve just decided to ignore him.” She concluded. “He is quite an ass.” I agreed. “Well, come over to my room later and maybe we can do each other’s hair?” She asked. “Of course!” I shouted, “I should probably go see if Luke is done.” “Okay, see you soon!” “Bye Leia!” - “Luke!” I called out in the x wing hangar, knowing full well he’s still trying to fix whatever he needed to be fixed, I don’t really even know what he was doing and I didn’t really care. “Yah?” He called back. I ran over to him and looked up at him with puppy dog eyes. “The temperature is dropping Luke, you should probably come inside the base now.” “I’m almost done y/n, six more minutes.” He grunted, trying to bend a piece of metal. “In six minutes you could freeze to death, you aren’t even wearing your jacket.” I motioned to his orange jumpsuit, which usually comes with a jacket. “I was working up a sweat wearing that thing, please y/n just a fe-” “Luke Skywalker you come in right now or you aren’t going to be able to stay in my room tonight.” I interrupted, crossing my arms. With that, he jumped down and ran over to me. Scratching the back of his neck and smiling sheepishly at me. He went to turn of the light and turn everything off before he took my hand and led me out the doorway. “About time.” I laughed. “I just wanted it done.” He scoffed, in a ‘pretend to be hurt’ voice. “I know, but you don’t need to work your ass off in one night, you can work on it tomorrow too.” I kissed his cheek. He smiled and looked at me. We walked to my room, never letting go of each other’s hands. We talked about our days and what the fuck he was even trying to fix. “Well, maybe tomorrow you will have better luck.” I giggled throwing my jacket on the couch. “Maybe.” He smirked, coming closer to me. “Wanna snuggle?” I ask. “Of fucking course.” He laughs and chases me to the bedroom. I lay down on my stomach and hide my face. I feel like start to lay on top of me and I let out a grunt. “Jesus C-Christ you’re heavyyy.” I breathe out. “Ow!” I shout and laugh while he puts his whole body weight on me. “Get off you slug.” I laugh, trying not to suffocate. “Sorry babes.” He chuckles and sits up, still straddling my legs, with his hands on my lower back. “Hmmm, are you ticklish?” He teases starting to run his hands on my back and sides. “Luke you know damn well I’m-” I shout, “AH” I giggled like mad as he keeps ticking my sides and neck. “Stoppppp!” I breathe out, laughing as I do so. “You gotta say please baby girl.” “Pleaaassee.” He releases me and I immediately climb out of the bed and grab a pillow, whacking his face a few times before he grabs it and takes it from me. He just smirks and wraps his arms around me, pulling me onto the bed with him. I squirm and resist until I realize there’s no getting out. I relax and turn my body so I’m facing him. I kiss his lips softly and cup his jaw with my hands. He flips us so he’s on top of me, but not crushing me like earlier. “I love you.” I smile and kiss him again. “I love you too, y/n.” He smirks. We kiss and snuggle until Han and Leia bring food and a good movie. We all fall asleep in my bed, eventually and don’t wake up until much later in the afternoon, when some people send out a search party for us.

#Luke Skywalker fanfiction #fuck me Luke Skywalker fanfics #star wars fanfiction #lukeskywalker #star wars

[itsheavenlytobewithyou]

speaking with my crush via tumblr bc noone will ever read it

I am confused. Yes, that’s the fucking right word, I am hella confused and I don’t know a single way out of this confusion. You know, I’ve known your name and your face for about a year and a half now and I’ve never been attracted to you in any way. I’ve never had the desire to talk to you, to meet you nor to fucking kiss you.

Things have changed about five weeks ago. My best friend (no, not even my best friend - my sister, my soulmate, my hella better half) told me she has a crush on you. I was fine with it, I was happy for her, just like me she hasn’t had a crush on someone for ages, I was glad she found something who has a special place in her heart. I mean, I am her best friend. Of course I was happy. During that time I already wished I had a crush on someone. I mean, there weren’t any boys in my surroundings that I fancied, I’ve known a lot of boys who I found handsome and funny and stuff, but there was nobody who I felt attracted to.

That monday, when my better half told me she had a crush on you, it changed. First I was like “She’s right, he is really cute and funny and handsome! Why have I never thought about him like that?” But that thought happened really quickly, a couple minutes after she’d told me, and it also vanished quickly. Everything seemed nice - I mean, she’s finally had a crush on someone, I was a single pringle like my whole life (I told myself on a regular basis that that‘s alright, but deep inside myself I knew I wasn‘t alright with that and I knew that I hated being alone) and we were both alright with the situation. In the evening, when I was laying in my bed, I let that thought go through my head again. I thought about you. How funny and handsome and hot you actually were. And I asked myself why the heck didn’t I think about you first. I was pretty damn late to realize that YOU were a possible crush for me. The point was, we’ve never had any close contact or were talking for longer than a few minutes. I’ve never had any chance to realize how great you were. But yeah, my soul sister had a crush on you, and she was in your class! So absolutely no way for me. We never talked or saw each other, so there was no way I’ll be standing in her way! She told me first, she had daily contact with you and you and me, we barely saw each other, so no way! And yes, now comes the gigantic BUT. But, I realized something. The musical was coming. I was going to spend a whole bloody week 12 hours every day in contact with you. And my best friend was not going to see you, because we always were in the theatre.

I was fucked.

The shit began on friday. 3 days left before the great damn musical week. I’ve had a dance rehearsal at your school in the 2nd hour. And of course, because I was at your school, which is also my bf’s school, I was going to spend my break with her. So I met her in front of her classroom at break. 4 days had passed since she told me she had a crush on you, so I’ve had 4 days to process that. During the break we sat on the bench in the school’s hallway. She told me she was going to kill me if I told anyone she had a crush on you. Of course I wasn’t; I mean I didn’t even know who to tell that. She told me that she was going to miss you because she wouldn’t see you. I told her jokingly that I was going to take a lot of stalker pics of you for her and apologized several times that I would spend so much time with you - even if that wasn’t my fault; but I just did it, she is a sensitive person and easily hurt sometimes.

Well, the break was over and I knew I was gonna see you now. It was for the first time in a couple months or something. And fuck, you completely blew my mind.

We were playing the whole play and I saw you acting and singing your songs for the first time. And it blew me away. First things first, because I haven’t seen you in ages I didn’t realize you’ve grown your hair so much that it hung onto your forehead. And I didn’t realize before how aching good it looked. I am a lover of long hair and you, as the killer, absolutely rocked it. And how good you played your role. How good you played the fucking psycho killer. And how nicely you sang. I spent almost three hours of my day just looking at you and asking myself how the heck I didn’t see your talent and handsomeness first.

Of course I took pictures and audio messages for my best friend. But after a couple snaps I realized I wasn’t doing it for her. I was doing it for myself. (that sounds so creepy by the way, what the fuck.)

I spent the whole weekend thinking about you, telling myself not to develop a crush on you, not to think about you the whole time, but I fucking failed. I was constantly cursing myself and was anxious about the following week. I was anxious about developing a further crush on you and I fucking KNEW I was, ‘cause what else would I’ve been doing when I saw you the whole hella day.

And so came monday and with it the musical week. I went to the city theatre with the thought “alright Lilly. He’s already reserved for your best friend. He’s hers. Don’t stand in her way. He’s funny and talented and all, but don’t fall in love with him. Okay? Okay.” And what was the first thing I saw when I opened the frickin’ door of the theatre? Main actors and dance group: changing room downstairs. I was going to share a fucking changing room with you for six days in a row. wOT THE HECC YES THANKS MS. KILLI FOR THAT AWESOME IDEA AW COME ON FUCK OFF EVERYONE. That‘s what I thought, but I wasn‘t being honest. Even in my thoughts I wasn‘t being honest with myself – of course I was insanely happy to share the changing room with you, bloody hell. And I went downstairs, greeted everyone like a normal person does and scanned that quite small changing room for you. I didn’t even do it on purpose. My eyes were scanning that room for you without me thinking about it. But you weren’t already there, so I just went and dropped my stuff on a chair and in the closet next to the heating and the window bench, because there was free space and it was cozily warm.

And as destiny wanted it - when you came into the room, you just went and stuffed all your things exactly next to mine. Your tuxedo, your bow tie, your shirt, your shoes. You even layed down your hair wax and your frickin’ eau de toilette on the window bench that I first called mine. And I wasn’t even angry. I was something between cAN YOU NOT and omg let me smell it holy shit.

And as monday passed, also the time I spent with you passed. I could watch you acting again. I could shake my head unbelievingly again. Even though I did not want it, you began to have an aura that pulled me like a magnet. (which is most likely the first symptom of falling in love with someone.) I always had that frickin’ excuse in the back of my head that told me I was just observing you so that I could tell my best friend everything about you. But I could not move my eyes off you because of me.

I am a pretty good actor, you know. I don’t wanna sound selfish, but I also play theatre and I think I’m quite good at pulling a fake face. I also don’t blush very easily. That made it very easy for me to conceal my feelings - in front of you, the others, my best friend, even myself.

On monday noon, when the first 6 hours with you had passed and I went to have lunch with my bf as usual, I acted in front of her. That’s something I usually NEVER do. She is the one person in my life with whom I can be myself. I’m comfortable with her, I tell her everything, I am myself with her. On that day, I wasn’t.

Of course I told her everything about the musical. How the rehearsals were going, how the venue was, what you were doing. I blurted out everything about you, told her every single detail, told her how incredibly good you acted. I couldn’t stop talking about you. But I always acted like I was telling her all about you for her. So that she’d miss you less. But I was just trying to process all the feelings that had accumulated inside of me. She was just the ventile for my inner frustration about how much I liked you. And as I had to walk back to the theatre because rehearsals continued, I kept on going with the fucking excuse to get near you just because of her.

Time passed, and with time my feelings for you grew. You made me smile, you made me laugh, and not just me, you made everyone laugh. You were such a bunch of happiness and good mood for everyone, I just couldn’t stand it. You’ve always had a good answer, a funny joke, or just when you were laughing and showing your bright smile, my heart was beating fast inside my chest and I didn’t even realize it. My crush on you grew with every single second I stood around you and my mind was still completely like “you are just fancying him, chill down.” I hella wasn’t.

On tuesday afternoon, it happened. General rehearsal. And what means general rehearsal? Right, everyone needs to wear their costumes. And what means wearing costumes? You getting changed right in front of my eyes. At first I didn’t even realize it. I was changing into my first outfit and everyone was casually talking to each other, like we always did, and than you just randomly pulled down your pants and kept talking to everyone, with just your boxers on. And I stood right next to you.

My first thought was like “omgomgomg stop looking lilly stop hella looking just grab your own shirt or something fuckfuckfuck”. I still remember how everything inside me just went cold, but I kept having that casual conversation with you and the others while fixing my leggings or something, pulling my cool face as if there was nothing. But inside me everything went like “fuckfuckfuck don’t look”. Instead I said something to you. Just as I was thinking I’d have to make small talk with you while you were fucking changing yourself. My pulse went down a little when you put on pants again. But a few seconds after you PULLED OFF YOUR SHIRT and my heart began beating heavily in my chest again as you casually replied to me, looked me in the face and smiled while I was replying again. The only thought that shot through my head was “fucking look him into the eyes when he’s talking to you.” Of course I first did - but then my look casually swiped over your tanned sixpack and I could hit myself with a car for doing that. After you put your shirt on, I was quite proud of myself for acting as if I was completely chilled and cool with you half naked in front of me while talking to me. I did quite a good job.

But the costume hell didn’t end with that, nope. Afterwards you put on your snow white shirt and your red necktie. And fuck, you looked so incredibly good. I was constantly reminding myself not to stare too hard, especially during the play where a lot of other people could bust me staring at you like a creep. Sometimes I was absendmindedly staring at you while you were on stage and I had to remind myself not to keep staring like every five minutes.

But I couldn’t stop looking at you. And with every single play you played better! Your actings skills got better and better with each fucking time you transformed into that psycho killer. Every time you shouted “Na ich!” while stepping forward to shock everyone, you played it a little better. And of course I always wanted to watch you play. If I didn’t have to be on stage or to change myself into the next outfit I’d stand behind the stage and watch you play. Sometimes I didn’t even pay attention to the play; I just watched you and was a little obnoxious about someone realizing that I fancied you ways too much.

I also busted myself always rambling during the last scene of the play to anyone who was standing right next to me behind the stage “oh my GOD, he plays so well, holy shit he gets better each fucking time”, but always keeping chilled, as if I was just casually observing your actings skills and appreciating how well you played, but my inner me was just like: “fuck he plays so good omg fuck”

And so the hours passed! Until wednesday I was still trying to convince myself that I was just fancying you, but deep inside myself I knew that there was something bigger. Especially during these god damn jam sessions.

Oh my God, the jamsessions. I didn’t know you played the guitar that well. Or the e-guitar. And while we were singing and dancing and having fun and you were playing the guitar, my heart was freaking out. Dude, I love to watch you play the guitar. I’ve had SO much fun during the jamsessions; and I loved to casually chill in the orchestra room and to listen to you playing the guitar. I admired you so badly. I frickin loved it. And sometimes when I was again staring absendmindedly at you while you were playing it and you looked back at me for a fraction of a second, my heart stopped for a second.

Or all the times we were in our changing room, you just grabbed Phillipp’s guitar and played something. Of course I always took pics and audio messages. But they were just for my bf, not for myself! Well, that’s what I told myself. That musical week was just one whole fucking lie to myself. And it was the best week of the whole school year as well. You don’t know how much I love to watch you sing and play the guitar.

It was on wednesday, when I started being honest to myself. I realized that I liked you ways more than I should. I mean I kinda knew I was about to develop a huge crush on you, but there was that other voice shouting in my head: “nooo, you’re just fancying him! This is over sooner than you think” but boi - you didn’t make it easy for me. So I told myself that I had to tell it my best friend. ‘Cause if I didn’t, I felt like I’d lie to her, and I really didn’t wanna do that. So - on wednesday afternoon after the first play on wednesday morning I texted it to my bf. And of course, she was shocked, which was nothing but logic. And I told her that I wouldn’t stand in her way, that you were hers, etc.

But again, I was lying. I wanted you. I wanted you for myself, I was jealous of her, I was being selfish. I was selfishly thinking about a way I could possibly make you like me until saturday - ‘cause after saturday we wouldn’t see each other regularly. I still want you, by the way.

I was so worried! I was so damn worried that she would be angry of me. For not telling her, for telling her, for just falling in love with you. I love her so much, you know, but sometimes she is just kinda being unfair... and doesn’t understand certain things. But, for my own luck, she wasn’t. Cause I lied to her! I wanted you, but I didn’t act like it. I hate myself for lying at her so badly. I was already pretty damn deep into you, also if I didn’t admit it. I was too dang deep into you.

On wednesday evening, I tried again to stay away from you. But you were literally everywhere. And even though I didn’t want or realize it, I was searching for your closeness. I hung around where you were around. I chose to sneak around in the make-up room even though I wasn’t allowed to, just because you were in it. And all of that - without wanting it. During the play I wanted to distract myself - and I’ve talked to Anna Königsrainer about her crush as well, so I decided to listen to her problems instead of sticking around with mines.

So, she and me went up to the second floor of the theatre in a room where we were completely alone, because we just wanted to talk for ourselves. So I listened to her problems and tried to help her. I also mentioned that I had a crush on you - just casually, and I didn’t expect much help from her, which I also didn’t really get - but I can’t blame her. She was ways more freakishly in love than I was. And I don’t like talking about my problems to others. I normally don’t open myself to other people, because I am better off with my own problems. But it felt good to tell it someone besides my best friend. I trusted her, and I felt better after that. Because I knew she’s also had a more or less hopeless crush on someone, so I felt not that alone and fucked. And her hug made me feel better again.

Thursday passed as all the other days, we did jamsessions, I tried to follow and avoid you in the same time and your acting got better again. On wednesday evening you had that bag of apples with you and you gave them to everyone, which was so cute! I think it was on thursday when you first crashed that champagne glass on the floor with your foot! And when you did that, you blew me away again. I just- I was StRUGGLING— You as a psycho killer always reminded me of my best friend, because she does these really cool video edits with a psycho killer. And, because she hadn’t seen you play yet, she was gonna love it.

And I also freakin loved it. I gotta be honest, you are hot as hell when being a psycho. And when you stepped on that bloody glass, I was just blown away. AGAIN. You made that so frickin’ good, I- I just can not describe it. And again, I rambled with everyone about how much I loved it and of course I was telling my best friend all about it and Jesus Christ, I kinda felt like that was the final puzzle piece that made me realize I had fallen for you.

And after the evening play on thursday I needed a lift to take me home. Lucky me that I live in Lana just like you, so just did it and asked you if I could drive home with you. And lucky me, you said yes.

My inner me was still processing that I was spending a small period of time really close to you (and I mean we were almost alone, I didn’t care that Valentin was with us; I was even a little happy about it, I mean I would’ve probably been ways too nervous if I was just with you and I wouldn’t be able to talk to you normally, so I was quite relieved we weren’t absolutely alone). So we chilled in front of the shoe shop and talked and chatted and rambled about random stuff, also during the car drive. And during the drive it was just the two of us that were talking - besides your dad that said a few sentences a couple times. But in like 90% of that drive it was just the two of us chatting, cause Valentin didn’t even say something anymore because he was tired - and, thanks to my quite good acting skills, I managed to talk to you normally. Thanks God.

But I was so happy during these 20 minutes, you can’t imagine that! We chatted about the musical, still happy about how good the play went and you were so nice to me. That was like the first time ever we had a proper conversation, and my heart was like freaking out. You were so cute and funny and I was so happy about that small casual conversation that we had… and after I’ve jumped out of the car, thanked your dad and greeted you, there was the moment I first said to myself: Shit Lilly. That’s a gigantic mess you’ve made. When I’ve walked back home after that drive I realized: I had fallen in love with the same guy as my best friend and I could NOT be together with him. I mean, if she hadn’t fallen in love with you, maybe I had a tiny chance. It was tiny, but it was a chance. And what if you’d also fall in love with me? We couldn’t be together anyways. My best friend would despise me! I mean, she is incredibly unforgiving. My friendship with her would be ruined, and I was an absolute devotee of “sister before mister”, so in any way I would choose her over you! But deep inside myself, in the depths of my feelings I usually never listen to, I wanted to choose you over her. She’s had so many relationships with guys in her life, I never even had one, but if I had the chance to get in a relationship with you, I kinda have the feeling that she’d not acccept it. She wouldn’t understand it. She would want you for herself - which is logic, but - I would give up any guy at any time for her. But I am not sure that she’d also do that for me.

After I’ve excitedly texted Anna everything about that drive and went to bed, I let my brain process the whole day. About half an hour ago, when we were waiting for your dad to pick us up, Irina came to us, we talked about where she lived, and when she told us her address, you said that your ex was also living there. That made me think a little. I mean - first, I was still naively thinking that you could perhaaaps like me also more than the other girls. But I also quickly realized, there were about 60 other girls around me. You could have anyone. So why would I be the lucky one that you’d choose? And plus, your ex was the one who ended your relationship, so it was still possible you had feelings for her. I mean, you were talking about her - even though it was just by mentioning where she lived - but still. That thought dropped me a little from cloud nine, slapped me in the face and made me realize my chances weren’t good. I was honestly quite relieved, because I hoped that would reduce my feelings for you a little. But it didn’t. I still had those crappy feelings for you, and I just let them take over me. I knew that feeling.

I hadn’t been in love with someone for about 3 years now and I really missed that feeling. When you kinda feel like your life has a purpose now. There is that one person, that your universe spins around, you want to stay near her, you don’t wanna leave her, she makes you happy, she makes you feel safe. You like her smell, her aura, just her whole persona makes you happy. I didn’t have such a person in such a long crappy time, and I heavily missed it! But I am a rational and a realistic person and I always told myself “the right person will come, she’ll come when you least expect it.” And well, there you were - but it wasn’t at the least expected time, but you were the least expected person. And that evening was also when the great confusion began. I was kinda happy to be in love again! I think life is great when you are not in love, cause you have a lot less problems. But it’s also pretty dang boring. I experienced that for myself. Now I had someone to think about again, but I was just being sad that I didn’t have a great chance with you, and thought again: “Crap! I knew it! I wanted to be in love again, but that would just make me feel more sad and lonely than I am right now!” And I was fucking right. When I was near you, I was all happy and smiley and stuff, but in the evening when I layed in my bed, exhausted from the musical, still all aroused and fluttered and all, I was missing you. I’ve not seen you for half an hour and I’d see you again in about 6 hours, but I was already missing you. And that hurt.

And what also hurt, was the fact that the next day was the play when my best friend would watch the play.

(I knew this was gonna be one of many texts that I am most probably not gonna finish. But I’m gonna keep the long story short.)

She loved it. She loved you. And I knew it. I knew how she would react, and it was exactly like that. She also was hella in love with you. And I was still vigorously trying to get you out of my mind, but it didn’t work at all! It simply didn’t work.

And like that passed the musical! After the last show we went to the exclusiv club, I was happy that I was there with all the people I loved and that became my friends, and I was happy that you were there. Also if it hurt like hell because you danced the whole time with Nadi, but I simply told myself that it was better like that.

And on sunday, the big depression began. I was so incredibly sad, exhausted and missing you! I missed my whole squad, and it hurt so bad that I didn’t see everyone - that I also missed you just mixed into all the other missing, so it wasn’t that bad. And I knew that I was gonna see you again on Mimi’s birthday, so it wasn’t actually that bad!

But as time passed, those feelings slowly vanished. And I was pretty dang relieved about that. I though that on Mimi’s birthday I wouldn’t have any more feelings for you at all! But how wrong I was!!? Her birthday made it frickin’ worse! The feelings that I tried to repress and forget and kick in the trash can all came back in the second you came around the corner and smiled at us! And I was so angry! Like- can you plz stop it’s getting annoying, thanks. But that’s just what I thought when I layed in bed in the evening. When I was around you, I was just a bunch of happiness walking around. So, I can’t complain!

Same thing with the concert of the school bands! Before I went to the Rock Café I thought “well shit, he’s gonna be there. and Nadi, and all the others. but well.” But when I was with you, all those bad thoughts were gone! I was just HAPPY! Of course I was jealous as hell when Nadi sat the whole time on your lap, but for fuck’s sake, I can’t call you mine at all so it’s none of my business who sits on your lap. And you paid my coke! That was so cute, I was just dying inside and told you that the next round was my turn, stuttered around a little and let my heart freak the freak out inside my chest when you were smiling at me and cheered at me with your coke. I bet my hands were shaking as hell when I drank mine. AAAND, when we had to go home I could drive home with you - again! And this time JUST with you and your parents, nobody else. Shit, how I love spending time with you and just you. Anna and Manu had apparently gone somewhere (we all knew what they were doing - I mean Manu had 12 glasses of white wine and he and alcohol aren’t really good combis.) and so we just went home. On the MeBo back to Lana your mom actually asked if I could give you some Latin lessons, which was a fuckin’ slap in my face.

LATIN LESSONS MEANT TIME WITH YOU ALONE. FRICKETY FRACK.

Of course I instantly said yes - I mean, just casually, it’s not that I wanted to spend some of my free time for you to help you - gosh, that’s all I fucking wanted. That made me realize AGAIN that those feelings hadn’t vanished at all, no, they got worse and worse by every second I spent with you. And it looked like I was going to spend some more time with you.

During the vacations I CONSTANTLY struggled with myself. Should I text you? Shouldn’t I? What would you think? Would you think I’m clingy? Or constantly thinking about you? (well to be honest, I was both, but let’s forget that) On one of the first days of vacation I texted you and you also answered really kindly and somehow also apologizing for the time you didn’t have at all, and you said that you’d text again. (what kinda killed me. *cough*)

But well, you didn’t text at all! :)) Of course I wasn’t mad or anything, I knew that you had loads of stuff to do, but I wanted to meet you again so badly, that on monday after a whole fucking day of thinking and studying about whether text you or wait for you to text me, I just wrote if I could help you somehow! Because what would I loose? Nothing! I took my Latin stuff home with me - extra for you, just in case - and what happened? WE ACTUALLY MET!!!

I couldn’t think clearly during the whole choir rehearsal! Out of my mouth came “kyrie eleison”, and everything that was in my head was “FUCK IN TWO HOURS I’LL BE MEETING HIM FUCKFUSUHASDFGHJKL” Very helpful, really. And for God’s sake we went to the church and Virgi let us go a whole hour earlier! In fact, I was home so early that I had time to clean up the flat and to play the piano to chill myself down a little! And on 10 to 5 I put on my leather jacket to look extra cool, combed my hair, put on concealer and mascara again and walked nervously to the church to get you. I already knew that the moment I saw you, my heart would began to beat fast as hell, but the actress in me would be absolutely cool and chilled down. And it was exactly like that!

Fuck, the smile you gave me when you crossed the street, it wasn’t from this world. I knew that you played it extra big, but it was so shiny and cute anyways. Ugh, writing this makes me puke, usually I hate such cheesy writing, but for heaven’s sake, it was actually like that. We spent an hour together, I tried to give it my bestest to explain Latin to you and I was so insanely happy that I had again the chance to be with you. And that was the first time when we were actually completely alone. With nobody else. And I gotta say, I quite enjoyed it! I bet my last pants that you didn’t as much as I did, but I mean, we were doing Latin, your least favorite subject, so I can’t blame you. And I discovered that I am a horrible teacher. I should seriously consider to think three times before becoming one. Well, at least I had loads of fun! And I hope so much that you’ll need my help again. :P

And now, I pretty much reached the present of this long story, I mean it’s not an end, the story will continue and I will continue to share it with Tumblr, because Tumblr is my personal diary. I will most likely give you Latin lessons again - I hope so - and we will meet through Mimi, we’ll see each other at the dance show on the school yard, at the final school concert, we’ll play some mini golf, watch the Blue Folks at the Gaul festival - and what I’m most excited for: your birthday party and Anna’s 18th birthday. I’ll probably post a few more blog posts about those two events. Before they happen and after they happened - I’m excited what’s going to come out, to be honest.

Well, what’s left to say? I try my best not to fall in love with you any further, but you’re making it damn hard for me! I’ve got a huge crush on you, and I don’t wanna lie to myself anymore. I mean, it’s so obvious - I think about you the whole day, I really want you to be my boyfriend and sometimes I crave for you to be near me, but as I know my love life, I’m probably gonna be in the friendzone, again. What am I doing wrong, seriously? Another topic I should write a blog post about.

How should I end this text?

Maybe with the lyrics of a song that you sang during the changing room guitar sessions - I’m yours by Jason Mraz.

“Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it, I tried to be chill, but you’re so hot that I melted, I fell right through the cracks - and now I’m trying to get back - before the cool done run out I’ll be giving it my bestest And nothing’s going to stop me but divine intervention I reckon it’s again my turn to win some or learn some But I won’t hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait, I’m yours

Well open up your mind and see like me Open up your plans and damn you’re free Look into your heart and you’ll find love love love love Listen to the music of the moment people, dance and sing We’re just one big family And it’s our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved So I won’t hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait, I’m sure There’s no need to complicate, our time is short This is our fate, I’m yours.”

#thank god i finished this #its so personal wtf like everyone can read it #but i love how it turned out #aaameen