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billy butcher's brain rot for homelander is so bad it done LITERALLY manifested in his brain and now it's rotting i--
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nat-20s · 3 months
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I fucking LOVE that Donna is not immune to being a little starry-eyed over The Doctor in the way that many of us get a little starry-eyed over our best friends but she IS immune to being that way in front of them lmao. Double love that this appears to also be Catherine Tate and David Tennant's dynamic
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heinous-bitch · 1 year
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fun fact: in the latin american dub, when Helen Brand tells Benoit Blanc that "google says he's the world greatest detective", he says "i am not James Bond" which is infinitely funnier than the original "i am not Batman" response
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doing one of these things because I need to be productive
1 note - I'll drink a litre of water
5 notes - I'll go make myself some food
25 notes - I'll care for my plants (also I need name suggestions for a fern)
50 notes - I'll do 30 minutes of studying
100 notes - I'll tidy my room (you can't see the floor.)
300 notes - I'll cook a really pretty and lovely meal for my family
500 notes - I'll do something someone says I should do idk
1k notes - I will complete my to do list (it's endless. This involves making a sculpture, making a canvas painting, completing hours of schoolwork)
I DONT EXPECT LIKE MANY NOTES BUT THANKS RAGHH
no rules
expires march 15th!!
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hamletthedane · 4 months
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When Shakespeare describes the eventual end of human history as “the last SYLLABLE of recorded time” suggesting that the end of humanity will not be with a bang, a whimper, a gunshot, a sword, or even a breath, but with a syllable - a word….
And the fact that the line ends on the word “time”, which is one stressed syllable past its welcome in the iambic pentameter, suggesting that time itself continues long after human speech (iambic pentameter) has already ended AAAAAAHHHHHHH-
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Y'all have been LIVING LIKE THIS??? This is still SEASON 2. Buddie fans are the strongest ❤️❤️
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lawyest · 4 months
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Important revelations in the chat tonight
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I Am Being Held Hostage. Send Help.
w/o text:
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year
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Peter: when you ask for someone's name, you're essentially asking them what noise you should make to get their attention
Tony: Kid, what the fuck?
Harley: we should ditch names. You can get my attention by making the squeal of a bat bathing in cranberry juice on the night of a full moon.
Tony: ...
Peter: *viciously squeaks*
Harley: yes?
Peter: you wanna get pizza?
Harley: absolutely
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kazz-brekker · 1 year
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grrm having stannis baratheon be a harsh and often unlikable character who is nonetheless first introduced through the eyes of someone who loves him and basically raised him as a son was kind of genius tbh. the reader hears so much about stannis throughout agot but never actually sees him on page, and that one chapter really does cut straight to the heart of the character. every time i see someone hating on him i’m like dude didn’t you read the prologue of a clash of kings? that’s maester cressen’s sad sullen boy you’re talking about!
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vildo · 2 months
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The voyage homo
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clownsuu · 11 months
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Holy cow there’re a lot and I really do mean A LOT of Welcome Home AUs, and more coming too. Not saying it’s a bad thing, but it makes sense considering WH doesn’t have a lot to work with so it leaves tons of room for fans to play around with. I just hope it doesn’t get outta hand like what happened to Undertale with its AUs.
People are free to have creative liberty on what aus they wanna make- like you said there is very little canon content to munch on so people will pull a “fine I’ll do it myself” JCHFHDHU-
I personally don’t mind it as well, but I do enjoy the aus where they purposely change Wally’s height just to make him more simp-able LMAOO
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blood-orange-juice · 6 months
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People rebutting the "Childe is 34" theory, have you considered this.
No way he would have survived that long with his lifestyle.
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I get myself twisted in threads To meet you at The Alcott...
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miroana · 10 months
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“It is better to know one book intimately than a hundred superficially” (Tartt, 31).
I am absolutely fascinated by the fame and reverence this quote from the Secret History has achieved. It terrifies me. Let me explain.
Who’s line is this? Oh, yes. Professor Julian Morrow. Julian, in his lecture on how death begets beauty, on how Dionysian madness lends immortality. Julian, who isolates the greek class, buries them in the glories of the past and in their privilege, and submerges them beneath illusions until his students can’t tell right from wrong and real from imagined.
These words are satire. This is NOT a lesson any teacher should impart, and should NOT be beloved and relatable. In one sentence, Donna Tartt summarizes the entire cautionary tale of the novel: the selective, warped, and obsessive view on life the greek class held, born from entitlement and cultivated by Julian, led the students to tear themselves to pieces.
What’s more, the way people quote it all the time makes this line all the more haunting. Widespread parroting of Julian’s teachings only reinforces Donna’s themes: human minds are easily manipulatable, it can be hard to think critically about what you are taught and what you read, and that the easy, self-assured conviction belonging to the reader that, “I, personally, would have behaved differently than Henry, Richard, Francis, Camilla, Charles, and Bunny” is nothing but another illusion.
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the second con learned the show was gay he put his whole pussy into making izzy visibly besotted with ed and 13 year old girl jealous of stede and im so grateful.
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