#houseworks

[heterorealism]

Truck comes first and if there is any money left over the kids may eat. - Modern Consumer Patriarchy

#heterorealism #gender equality #men ain't shit #divorce him #feminism #wages for housework #domestic labor #working class women #blue collar women #fuck the patriarchy

[samwisethewitch]

*takes your face gently in my hands and looks sincerely into your eyes* listen. your home does not need to look like a showroom. homes are meant to be lived in, and that means a certain amount of mess. it's okay if there is clutter on your desk or if you don't remember the last time you cleaned your oven. mess is morally neutral. but at the same time, you deserve to live in an environment that is safe and comfortable, and that means someone has to clean sometimes. things like mold, spoiled food, and dirty litter boxes are genuine health hazards and need to be dealt with before they make someone sick. think of cleaning less as "my home needs to be completely spotless" and more as "I am an animal and I need a habitat that is free of hazardous material." it's okay. *kisses you on the forehead and tucks you into a blanket*

(and of course it is always acceptable and even good for you to ask someone else to help you with cleaning if it's physically or mentally difficult for you. even if you're paying them to do it.)

#this post is for my inner child exclusively #cleaning #housework #homemaking #adulting #adulting tips #self care #adhd #actually adhd #neurodiversity #neurodivergent #neurodiverse stuff #mine #disabled #actually disabled #cottagecore #farmcore

[ottottorecords]

Various - House Grooves Volume 1 House Groove Records HG 001 A1:Unknown Artist - House Works (Deep Jazz) A2:Unknown Artist - House Works (Garage Jazz) A3:Unknown Artist - Funk Jazz B1:Techno Grooves - Jazz No B2:K.H.Z. - Mad On Jazz B3:Unknown Artist - Unity Jazz format:12’ condition:vg- #housegroovesvolume1 #housegrooverecords #houseworks #funkjazz #technogrooves #jazzno #khz #madonjazz #unityjazz #housemusic https://ottottorecords.stores.jp/items/63dbaa2f1c151805a5bcf157 https://www.instagram.com/p/CoKOik0hMLm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#housegroovesvolume1 #housegrooverecords #houseworks #funkjazz #technogrooves #jazzno #khz #madonjazz #unityjazz #housemusic

[exbusinesspartner]

#pls pls reblog this <3 #i didn’t put grocery shopping bc i didn’t want to put things that require spending money #polls #housework #chores #what job are YOU doing on the leftist commune

[lobotomyladylives]

divorced men are genuinely the most bitter, pathetic, delusional, misogynistic, disgusting "people" on the face of the earth. I hope his ex wife took everything

#this is literally the average post on that sub #also why do men think theyre the only people who fucking work #his wife probably worked equal hours AND did all the housework #LX3 op

[shopping490490]

https://poshmark.com/listing/AMCO-houseworks-8-piece-cracker-set-for-seafood-62cb5149bd66cd8c25f5afb5 #amco #houseworks #nuts #forsale #collectibles #eating https://linktr.ee/shopping490490 #ebay #mercari #shopify #etsy #poshmark #bonanzamarket #twitter #tumblr #facebook #instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/ChNrcE8pM-4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#amco #houseworks #nuts #forsale #collectibles #eating #ebay #mercari #shopify #etsy #poshmark #bonanzamarket #twitter #tumblr #facebook #instagram

[celaenaeiln]

At the dining table for breakfast

Jason: Heh.

Jason: Hahahaha.

Jason: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bruce: *raising the newspaper up higher*

Alfred: *placidly pouring coffee into Bruce’s mug* Did something interesting happen, Master Jason?

Jason: Alfred, I am about to have the perfect surprise for that bony a-Tim. The perfect surprise for Tim.

Alfred: *putting away the bar of soap he pulled out of nowhere* Is that so? Please do be careful not to make a mess here. The waxing was just done in the dining room.

Jason: No problem, in fact-

Tim: *entering sluggishly*

Jason: In fact…in…fact…Megamind, what are you doing here?

Tim: ……..hm?

Jason: What are you doing here?

Tim: eating??

Jason: You-why are you coming from the right side bathroom-weren’t you going to use the upstairs one on the left?

Tim: oh. Dick was already in it so I decided to use the other one.

Jason: what.

Tim: what.

Jason: No. Hahahahaha. You’re joking…nononono-god, Tim, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

Tim: ????????

Jason: You-

Dick’s voice thundering from a floor away: JASON!!!!

Jason: *staring blankly then running forward and smacking Tim on the head* It’s all your fault!

Tim who hasn’t slept or had coffee or know why something he doesn’t know about is his fault: ???? WHAT DID I DO?!

Jason: *running past and leaping out the window* See you later, losers. Bye, Alf.

Disappearing seconds before a blur of wet skin, white towel, and neon pink hair rushes past and follows him out the window.

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim: ……Did you have breakfast yet?

Bruce: …….Hrmgh.

Alfred: *tutting* I just had the floors done. Master Bruce, would you mind redoing them? I’m afraid I must catch the mailman before he gives treats to Titus again. He’s leaving crumbs all over the entrance.

Bruce: What about Ti-

Bruce: *glancing back to see a lone leaf float in and drop slowly to the ground*

Bruce: ………

#Tim felt the foreboding feeling of housework and ran so fast the wind ripped the leaves from the nearby oak tree #Jason tried to prank Tim by switching out the shampoo and conditioner with hair dye and bleach #It wouldn’t have worked anyway because he doesn’t know that Tim uses an 80 in 1 men’s shampoo #The bath products were Dick’s #And Dick loves his hair #Dick has also instilled the fear of the mother/brother into all his younger siblings #Bludhaven’s gonna have a new Red Hood and Gotham’s gonna have a new Nightwing #from how red Dick’s face is and how black and blue Jason’s gonna be #Bruce wanted no part of this the moment he heard Jason’s Freddy Krueger laugh #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth #batfam incorrect quotes #sibling behavior

[mad-tears]

House husband and wife with super strength

#film parallels ?????? #i was catching up with both mangas and i couldn't help but to compare them tatsu and genos were saved and are grateful with miku and saitam #they would do anything for them and don't forget that miku and saitama have super strength like both of them are powerful #and they suck at cooking and doing housework too ☝ #AND THEY HAVE A SON TOO!!!!! #saigenos #tatsu x miku #one punch man #opm #the way of the house husband #gokushufudou #opm manga #melietpost

[philosophybits]

[Housework] is undoubtedly a great blessing, too, because it keeps me sane, it forces me to live a regular life & is in general good for me although I curse it every day.

Ludwig Wittgenstein, "Letter to Lee Malcolm (5 June 1948)"

#philosophy #quotes #Ludwig Wittgenstein #Letter to Lee Malcolm #life #housework #cleaning #habits #regularity

[heterorealism]

#feminism #gender #wages against housework #divorce #divorce him #dump him #weaponized incompetence #heterorealism

[luthienne]

Mahmoud Darwish, from The Butterfly's Burden; "Housework" (tr. from the Arabic by Fady Joudah)

[Text ID: how much of me is you, my love]

#mahmoud darwish #the butterfly's burden #housework #fady joudah #words #poetry #typography #palestinian literature #and if i cut myself it was you i bled

[satans-knitwear]

The amount of untattooed skin I have saddens me sometimes 🖌️💉🎨

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

#I would like to be an obvious physical embodiment of art and expression and joy even when I cannot decorate myself #Or something like that. #I would just v much like more artwork on my skin to share and enjoy tbh and I miss the feeling of being stabbed repeatedly again #satans knitwear #Got a heck of a lot of housework to get done today so I am gonna find something fabulous to wear while I do that. #I shall keep you posted #girls with piercings #alt pinup #pinup girl #wlw #bi girl #cheeky #uk girl

[azaracyy]

a lesson on good karma digimon survive week 2024 day 4: supporting characters

#digimon #gomamon #digimon survive #survive week #survive week 2024 #rambling ahead. you don't have to read the tags beyond bc there's nothing that important tbh... you can just look at the art... #exhausted from being out and doing housework yesterday. then got a last-minute job with very urgent deadline today #finished everything but yeah basically i did anything but art so #irl do be like that aint it #anyway it's been a long time since i played survive and my memory isn't that good #but i always remember the part where we had to protect the gomamon #and later they showed us a path via the dam allowing the team to continue exploring #it reminded me of just how important it is to be nice and do good things whenever and wherever possible #and be mindful with the not-so-good things you do and say #be it good or bad. karma is real even if you don't know when it will get back at you #and you know in visual novel settings. whatever choice you make really determines what happens later on #yeah believe it or not i end up thinking stuff like that by helping a bunch of adorable seal mons... #mmm i'm officially behind now so i might as well take my time while also rest a bit haha ;; #this week has been fun with survive week tho fr. even though i came in unprepared (when will i change) #gotta keep surviving #png

[hoshi-kawaii]

Failure to meet expectations because of your disability is not your failure it's theirs.

Even if you didn't know you were sick/disabled yet.

#so much of my childhood was spent in conflict because i couldnt meet my parents expectations on housework and things #which to them made me a failure of a woman because thats how backwards they were #childhood illness #childhood disability #someone should have noticed sooner #disability #chronic illness #chronic pain #fibromyalgia #autism #adhd #neurodivergent

[wyverncult]

thinking about modern bingqiu is very funny. what would they even be doing. paying taxes and doing the laundry. that's all i can think of

(dialogue in ALT TEXT)

#svsss #bingqiu #bingyuan #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #scum villain's self saving system #scumbag system #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #my art #to be fair normal bingqiu doesn't do shit either i imagine #guys who immediately ran away to live in a little cottage in the wilderness for 8 months out of the year #or was it 6. whatever #well shen qingqiu doesn't do shit. luo binghe does all the housework while he reads trashy literature for fun

[sniffanimal]

I've been living with what I've dubbed "laundry debt" for years now, where there's a full hamper in my closet of dirty clothes I haven't worn in ages because I adhd'd the laundry so long that I've just been wearing and washing a whole separate hamper and the idea of doing laundry just for that old hamper has felt like trying to solve world peace by myself. but not anymore! I realized laundry debt is like money debt: hard to pay off all at once, easier to pay off in small parts and not make it bigger. so every time I do a load of laundry from my Current Hamper, I take 3-4 clothes out of my old one and wash them. when I fold my laundry if it doesn't fit anymore or I won't wear it anymore I'll donate it. you can probably apply this to other "debts", like dishes debts: wash a cup or plate that's been sitting out for too long with every batch of dishes you do wash, etc. this has been your ADHD tip of the day.

#badger rants #adhd #you can tell the demographic of the site is ageing past college bc adhd tips that circulate #are no longer about studying and achool but about housework and jobs