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agirlnherfandoms · 9 months
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Pink Mai 🔪
I love Mai so much. In the house we stan a knife wielding queen!!!
I feel like the hair is giving Monster High vibes and I’m living for unintentionally doing that.
I was really struggle-drawing those buns lol so I hope they came out right.
This is inspired by this iconic Cher look:
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mixed-up-multiverse · 8 months
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@bytepire sent: 💚 for v... 💙 also for your uzi i love twin shenanigans
Relationship call | Accepting until tomorrow
💚 - friendship
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// Omg YES? In this house we stan asshole friends?? Especially if said assholes are these murder queens hehehe. I can't wait to do stuff like dat!
💙 - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond )
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// I'll admit that I'm not too used to 'twin' shenanigans (as they're not really a thing I've really dove into before) but Uzi will be happy to have another her around either way! It'll be like the twin sister she never had and they can vent over all the traumas and stuff goin on in their lives. And they can get up to mischief together too, and maybe the other one knows if My Chemical robots is coming back in their dimension. Even better-- Invader Zim binge-watching potential!! :D
And for Project Playtime Uzi specifically (for verse differentiality ig), she'll be surprised that there's another her out there-- let alone one with sick ghost-witch powers capable of potentially killing a monster toy. Mystery threads (and maybe monster-chase threads if we especially wanna get dangerous) will be fun with them! And like I said above, Playtime!Uzi will view Mainverse!Uzi as like, the twin sister that she never had (screw you for not giving her any siblings, DAD) and it'll be nice to finally have someone be with her and figure out what the companies are doing together. Hoomans do shady schtuff, after all.
Dang, I am already going nuts mid-ramble--
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jonathanrook · 2 years
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🎬📺share ten different favorite characters from ten different pieces of media in no particular order🎮🃏 Then send this to 10 (anon or not, your choice)
fun fact! much like my eighteen page long fanfic rec list, i have a seven page long list of my favorite characters with extensive annotations. i picked ten of them and just copy pasted their entire description. i know this is just a silly ask game and no one really cares but. unfortunately you came to my house w this so you have to deal with the consequences. also here's the emoji key:
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bill cipher (gravity falls)😈👹😳💲 i can and will fuck the triangle what are you gonna fucking do about it. i am not immune to tumblr sexyman or goth girls. look, at least i’m not trying to literally humanize him; take the evil bastard triangle or take nothing at all!!! i blame the scene where he steals the teeth from the deer and then puts them back. i also blame alex for being such a good voice actor. regardless i’m walking out into the nevada desert as we speak.
dorian gray (penny dreadful)🏳‍🌈💕😈👹😳👀💲 yea i watch penny dreadful for the plot *fast forwards through scenes dorian isn’t in* anyway every lesbian is legally allowed one real man to be unapologetically attracted to before the government takes notice and begins to tax them and reeve carney is my freebie. also idk if he counts as a monster but i’m saying close enough bc this is my list and i can do whatever i want.
guillermo (wwdits)🏳‍🌈💕😈👀 this man is too fucking pretty that’s illegal. i can’t believe harvey guillen invented gender good for him.
the handler (the umbrella academy)😈😳 mommy? sorry. like, the milf of all time. yea i watch the umbrella academy for the plot *fast forwards through scenes the handler isn't in*
red x (teen titans)💅😈😳💲 this man is transmasc and there’s nothing you can do about it. the sexiest line delivery in the entire show is in x when robin catches him trying to steal the xenothium and locks him in a cage and he goes, “c’mon kid. you don’t really think this little play pen can hold me?” anyway sir my highest score on the bdsm test is brat tam– *i’m taken out back and you hear a single muffled gunshot*
richie (it)🏳‍🌈🧠💕🧸👀🐺💲 absolute definition of character of all time. and you KNOW he can’t go back to childhood what the fuck!!! i would die for this man but ig eddie beat me to it yikes. the first time i watched ch2 i cried about it for twelve hours straight. i think i have grounds to sue muschietti for this unlicensed use of my image ngl.
scene (mymusic)💅🧠💕🧸💲 MY LITERAL BIOLOGICAL DAUGHTER! sometimes i forget she’s not actually gay in canon bc it makes sense!! indie and jeff are comphet and flowchart is a creep! open your eyes sheeple!! conversely i think she’s the only character on this list who’s neurodivergent canonically by name so that’s dope! we stan a dyslexic queen whose disability doesn’t weigh her down!!
topher (dollhouse)🧠😈😳 every lesbian is legally allowed one real man to be unapologetically attracted to before the government takes notice and begins to tax them and fran kranz is the reason i have to pay. in this house we ignore the season finales. my boy is alive and there’s nothing you can do about it! this man is my poor little meow meow.
vampire willow (btvs)🏳‍🌈😈👹😳💲 yes she’s her own character. probably my actual gay awakening whoops. the wish?? hello?? you want a puppy miss i can bark. also unsure whether to mark her as real gay or fake gay but willow calls her “evil, skanky, and a little gay” which is a) gender and b) canon enough for me.
will (stranger things)🏳‍🌈🧠💕🧸🐺💲 look my mans is relatable for several reasons but the snow ball scene at the end of s2 was designed specifically to kill me in particular. i believe in will the wise supremacy. he just wanted to play dnd! we’ve all been there! oh god have i been there!!! i cried so hard after s3ep3 that my mom asked me if i’m gay whoops. sexy bitches don’t come out they just talk about how much they like richie tozier and will byers until the people around them take notice.
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scp2316 · 2 years
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MW cartoon muses? I see you guys have a lot!
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we have so many, and of course we would love to see more, especially from cartoon network properties as requested by our dear members- for example finn the human, jake the dog, marcelene the vampire queen, princess bubblegum, lumpy space princess, and simon from adventure time, all three of the power puff girls, steven universe, greg universe, ruby, sapphire, pearl, and amethyst from steven universe/future, i haven't seen it yet, but infinity train seems fantastic and we would love any of those characters here, mystery inc aka scooby gang aka fred jones, velma dinkly, daphne blake, shaggy rogers, over the garden wall; greg, wirt, and beatrice. and of course other animated properties like bobs burgers is a big request- we've got a blended family going on there which i love to see, futurama would also be fun from adult animation, and of course all of the fantastic disney animated shows like, gravity falls- dipper, mabel, stan, ford, soos, wendy, robbie, owl house- luz, eda, amity, gus, willow, edric, emira, monster high- clawdeen, cleo, heath burns, lagoona, clawd, danny phantom- danny, sam, tucker, hey arnold- arnold, helga, jerald, rhonda, lila, phoebe, stinky, kim possible- kim, ron, shigo, bonnie, monique, wade!! but also please we will love any animated muses
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readingwithravens · 2 years
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BOOK REVIEW: CIRCE BY MADELINE MILLER
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Circe: *Turns men into swine*
Me: Good for her 👏
How I heard about the book: After reading SOA by the same author  
Summary (from Goodreads): In the house of Helios, god of the sun and mightiest of the Titans, a daughter is born. But Circe is a strange child--neither powerful like her father nor viciously alluring like her mother. Turning to the world of mortals for companionship, she discovers that she does possess power: the power of witchcraft, which can transform rivals into monsters and menace the gods themselves. Threatened, Zeus banishes her to a deserted island, where she hones her occult craft, tames wild beasts, and crosses paths with many of the most famous figures in all of mythology, including the Minotaur, Daedalus and his doomed son Icarus, the murderous Medea, and, of course, wily Odysseus. But there is danger, too, for a woman who stands alone, and Circe unwittingly draws the wrath of both men and gods, ultimately finding herself pitted against one of the most terrifying and vengeful of the Olympians. To protect what she loves most, Circe must summon all her strength and choose, once and for all, whether she belongs with the gods she is born from or with the mortals she has come to love.
My thoughts: For someone who vaguely remembers the story of Circe from high school lit class reading of the Odyssey, I enjoyed this one quite a bit.  
I am not a big fan of first person writing so it took me a hot minute read: six months to get through this one. Character development definitely delivers and once Circe becomes the baddest bitch though I was hooked. Certainly left me nodding and muttering a sincere "We stan a queen" at just about every turn. Not gonna lie though, something about greek mythology will always lure me in.
Overall: Solid story telling though probably won't be a reread for me
Recommendations: Those with a great love for greek mythology
Rating: 3.5 out of 5    
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mollyencrypted · 4 years
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Newmann Month Day 29 - Escapism
(Because fuck yeah Mothra)
In the early days of the war, after continued attacks became an inescapable truth but before the Jaeger program gave humanity its confidence back, Kaiju films lost the popularity they'd had for so long - of course filmmakers evoked the imagery of the attacks, the way they capitalise on any tragedy and milk it dry for audience engagement, but the genre itself seems dead.
Dead, that is, save for Mothra, and Hermann can't work out why at first; he asks Newton, who he knows has always loved Mothra and Godzilla and all those other creatures dreamed up by humanity from before the ocean spawned real nightmares, in his next letter, and kicks himself upon hearing the answer, because it's obvious.
Mothra isn't like the others, not a force of destruction, not leathery or lumbering, she's airborne, protective, beautiful in her way - when Kaiju emerge to threaten humanity, small and unprepared, they have Mothra, and the audience can forget, just for a moment, that their own world is not so easy.
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bethsuglywigs · 2 years
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top 5 tropes
1. Canon Divergence 
Cross Your Fingers, Be It Fahrenheit or Centigrade, and Warm in the Fire of Us by @pynkhues
I don’t think I need to sell anyone on Sophie’s work because it’s well established that she provides high quality content. fortunately for me, she also likes the same tropes as me so i stay well fed. 
CYF: a post-s2 fic dripping with angst and criminal activity. the scene where rio interrupts beth’s date lives rent free in my head. 
BIFOC: set during s2, rio is sick 😷 and beth plays nurse 👩‍⚕️ ... god tier scenario 
WITFOU: set during s3 (aka brio’s angst era) lets just say... clean like him changed me on a spiritual level  (inspired the forbid blow job 👀)
a song inside the halls of the dark by @mego42
this fic as everything: a road trip, beth committing murder, crafts, several near death experiences, brio sexily not communicating, find my friends, AND pta moms interacting with brio... like what more could you ask for in a sprawling post-s2 fic? a must read imo 
Good Sport by fireinsideforfun
i know you’re all ARC stans so I don’t need to tell you that fiff is a good writer. but what I am hear to say is that Good Sport is a slept on fic (pun intended). brio bed sharing and not communicating my beloved. 
for a moment we were strangers by openhearts
this is fic is iconic for fully embracing beth and rio’s age gap (41 v. 29)... openhearts said cougar rights. but also this fic is a fun little brio playing house fic and i just can’t get enough of it 
I Put A Spell On You (and now you're mine) by @sdktrs12
um hellooooooooooo halloween 🎃 prompts my beloved. 
2. Hate Sex
your monster looks like mine by mego42
this fic is about having hate sex on drugs..... das it baby 🥵
satisfied through the weekend by @septiembrre
the show gave us brio having sex while beth is on a date with her husband (iconic, revolutionary, etc), but Gaby one-upped them and gave use up brio having sex while beth is on a date with the hitman she hired to murder rio... i have to stan 
As Good As This by @riosnecktattoo
wire sex - i simply love betrayal 
Two Shoes by pynkhues
all you need to know about this fic is that brio do a job together that requires them to dance and then hide in a closet together (sexily)... the animosity and sexual tension is off the charts
I Will Collect You and Capture You by @foxmagpie
oKaY..... these clowns 🤡 are really at their worst in this fic. like please have a conversation im begging you (jk keep hate fucking and being angsty). rio fr thinks he can fuck beth out of his system, but all he can do is think about her when he’s with other women. literally down so bad in this one. 
3. Outsider POV/Interactions
Three Drops (an intermission) and If It Wasn't for All the Lights by pynkhues
these two fics inspired my own outsider pov fic... thats how influential they are. other people should NOT be forced to interact with beth and rio and yet... its so incredibly funny when they do. i would sell my soul for some more outsider pov fic i s2g. 
Choose Your Own Adventure by sdktrs12
if you’ve followed me for longer than 30 seconds then you know im a cyoa stan. the concept of beth and rio having to spend time with normal parents makes me insane. and they’re just so horny for each other, but in the woods and thats just so special to me.
listening through the air shaft by mego42
another iconic outsider pov fic. truly the dean pov chapter is incredible. like it was so incredibly big brained of meg to make Dean witness brio coming out of the  bathroom break bathroom together. transcendent really. 
AITA for wanting to stop paying my wife’s “business partner” and yelling at her? by @lemoncupcake
spoiler alert: he is the asshole 
PTA Vibes by greyish 
again i’m OBSESSED with the idea of normal people interacting with brio and being subjected to their insanity. and brio being on the pta together is inherently hysterical. 
4. School AU
delinquents, stunner, and I'll Fall If You Do by foxmagpie
queen of high school aus it has to be said. the high school teacher just JUMPS out and im obsessed. 
delinquents... my beloved... where to even begin? a must read for sure. i love this fic so much it inspired my entire fanfic fanart series. 
stunner: blockt for this one; intentional infliction of emotional distress law suit still pending 
IFIYD: i love two dummies with a requited crush on each other playing spin the bottle   
Both Sides of the Law by @joeyjoeylee
if you’re ever been to law school then you’d know that joey captured it perfectly. its the perfect au setting for brio because only insane people go to law school. thats just facts. this fic made me cry (real actual tears from my eyes) several times. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
QuikGrove University by sdktrs12
a staple in the brio college au category. just two college students having sex and committing crimes like god intended. 
watermelon sugar and Seven Minutes in Heaven by @querenaxx
ws: rio spends this entire fic with his tongue 👅 inside beth and i love that journey for him
smih: the title really says it all. and what im saying is that it needs a sequal as asap as possible.
Jawbreaker by riosnecktattoo
tay does simp rio like no one else... its the longing for me... (also rio sexily plays basketball)
Pre Season by @wakeupflawless
if you follow my main blog then you know im obsessed with soccer so of course a brio soccer au is going to be my bread and butter. they literally want to fuck each other so bad, but also, they want to beat each other on the field and that just feels so right.
Sliding Into Third by @fairhairedkings
baseball rio... das it baby... that’s all i need to say i think
A Special Kind of Business by CaptainCabinets
beth x rio x high school x drug dealing = incredible 
5. Very Brio Specific Sex (i.e. pool table, hot tub, desk etc.)    
Invitation to a Beheading by riosnecktattoo
they literally have sex next to a dead body (🥴)
Say It by riosnecktattoo 
desk sex with a twist bc its at boland bubbles instead of boland motors (cucking is cucking babes)
trade my heart for honey and now use both hands by mego42
tmhfh: antagonistic pool playing leads to fucking on the pool table 
nusbh: desk sex but they make it other peoples problem lmao
Lining Up the Shot  and Part of the Equation by brokensatellites
luts: he bends her over the pool table just like in canon, but its actually sexy
pote: hot tub sex like literally fucking in the hot bubbly water 
Show Me How To Get Offended by FakePlastikTrees 
hot tub sex, sex in the hot tub - its what we deserved but never got
your tongue told me every lie by carrythesky 
desk sex on THE boland motors desk... 😌
Salty Sweet by foxmagpie
desk sex but beth is sucking him off under the desk while hes conducting business 
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lanshappycorner · 3 years
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Deuce Spade facts and fun facts🥳🥳
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This is a list of facts and fun facts about Deuce! This list is based on true facts only and any observations I've made, however observations can be subjective, so those will be labeled properly! Let's start off with some facts already in the wiki :)
First Yr, class 1-A, student no.24
Birthday: June 3
Age: at the beginning of the game, Deuce is 16, but currently, he is 17 [his profile in game has not been updated, but as time is proven to flow in game, it is unclear but can be interpreted that the characters do canonly age]
Gemini
173 cm / 5'8" ft
Homeland: Rose kingdom
Family: Mother, Grandmother, it is implied that his father is out of the picture as Deuce states that he is the only man in the family so his father has either left or is dead
Club: Track and Field [alongside Jack]
Best subject: PE
Dominant hand: Right
Fav food: Egg dishes / omurice
Least fav food: Bell peppers
Dislikes: Limited time sales
Hobby: Magical wheel (twst motorcycle I guess but it looks kinda funky)
Talents: Machinery Maintainance [good with fixing gadgets and etc]
Used to be a delinquent before he heard his mother crying on the phone to his grandmother about his behavior. Afterwards he decided to change
Owns a pink leopard printed suit
Cannot do middle school math, he will take a lot of time to solve simple Algebra problems
Gets nervous and stops functioning entirely when talking to women
Onto some fun facts outside of the wiki! These facts have been gathered from various sources (ppl who can read japanese, ppl who have told me abt info in the twst guidebook, twitter, and ofc the main translated story), but I cannot prove 100% authenticity of this, so take it with a gain of salt
Canonly a pretty boy. Deuce is described as the "cool pretty type" in the twst guidebook
Smells like flowers [applies to all students from Rose kingdom]
A romantic, he admired the king and queen of heart's relationship and trey teased him about it
Thought that baby chicks hatch from store bought eggs until the MC and Grim told him the truth
Can cook eggs (he likes them over easy)
Wanted to make a magical wheel club but was rejected so he joined track and field
Bought magical wheel magazines when he was younger and studied it
Wanted to ride his magical wheel in the heartslabyul maze (mentioned he forgets bad things when he rides it so like...it makes him feel better)
Hates limited times sales/shopping but is extremely good at it. He can remember the price of an item, when exactly it sells out, the percentage/probability of when it can sell out, discount prices and pretty much any math that has to do with it [he's extremely good at shopping because his mother brought him out a lot with her to limited time sales]
In addition to the point above, it is implied he can memorize and calculate that for pretty much every item he intends on buying (everything I listed above is in relation to the time he bought 20 limited time puddings which greatly impressed Sebek who wasn't able to grab even 1, but it was later revealed that he also bought 8 bag full of items requested by Trey for baking, as well as the others probably from heartslabyul) so basically Deuce big brain and very good memorization abilities
Hilariously in the instance above, Sebek, who is like...a real fae, has said that what Deuce did was not something a human can do
Flirted with a plant because vil was fucking around with him and told him to
Was ready to fist fight Riddle
Was about to go find Leona to beat him up but Vil was like do u have no fear and Deuce pretty much said that he can get thru to Leona with his muscles
Was about to fight Malleus (jesus christ) but ended up fixing his tamagotchi and came out completely loaded and rich (good for deuce, get that cha ching babey)
Won a Track and Field competition (noted to be rare for a first year)
He is literally a pretty boy, it's been pointed out that he looks good in the ceremonial clothes (but we already know that)
Admires Riddle and sees him as a role model, has called him boss (like...yakuza boss terminology) once
[Observation] Has a pretty good relationship with Jamil as he has asked Jamil to help him practice his Stargazer dance, and mentioned him once again when talking about how Jamil fixed his hat and said that he was a reliable upperclassman
Has said fuck and would not hesitate to say it again 🥺
Has been called honest and cute, was fawned over by kalim and trey. Kalim said Deuce was similar to his younger brothers
During his delinquent phase, he was blamed for many things he didn't do as well, Deuce said that he realized no one believed in him despite what he says, but because a policeman stood up for him, he wanted to become a cop when he grew up
Used intimidation tactics [the equivalent of "u wanna fucking go let's go I'll beat ur ass" to scare off ppl and silver was like hm I will have to try that sometime, to which deuce was pretty much like ahahah no dont
Deuce refers to Yuu as his "mabu", basically calling Yuu his best friend
He can change a lightbulb, and he talks abt hand washing materials and just domestic house stuff in general as if it's common knowledge. In other words it's implied Deuce is really good at housework due to doing a lot for his mother
When he was a kid, he used to cry because he thought there were monsters outside, but it was just hanging laundry
Is more scared of Riddle than ghosts
It's implied that one time (or several times...) he stayed after school with Crewel, and the poor guy had to attempt to explain the same concept over and over again to Deuce for hours until he understood
Ace always cheats in card games with Deuce, so Deuce claims that it's not very fun playing with him
Bad at astrology bc apparently all stars look the same to him
Likes cafe latte
Does tease ppl, he once messed with Yuu and in the process called Ace "Ace-kun" (Ace called him "Deuce-kun" as well). There has been an instance where he's teased Jack about his Niceness TM
Used to have over 30 gang members following him at age 14-15. (You'd think that him being so young would make him like a lackey but no he was the boss)
Has a thing for summoning cauldrons since he was young, but apparently you need to have a large amount of magic capabilities to summon objects, so [observation] deuce may actually be extremely powerful bc he was able to summon things at a young age, but he hasn't refined his powers yet so he still seems weak compared to a lot of the cast
During his delinquent phase, apparently he had a really wild hairstyle and he used his magic on people weaker than him
[Observation] Deuce is actually pretty good at lying. In his Halloween card he was able to put up a good act and deceive some of his ex gang members into following him into the forest before mildly roughing them up (keep in mind that he has not had contact with these ppl for at least a year, yet somehow he was able to assert enough authority to tell them to follow him. Also, he thought of this plan on the spot, and acted malicious enough so that the gang members would believe in him—which proves that he's not only quick witted but a convincing actor, as Jamil actually believed his act for a while)
It's implied that he and Ace are often in leadership positions, as they helped to lead heartslabyul in designing their Halloween booth, but they also mentioned that it was much easier compared to organizing unbirthday parties
[Observation] despite wanting to be an honor student, Deuce is still able to take unjustly means to achieve his goals (EX. Making a deal with Azul to pass his test), in general, deuce doesn't care too much about the method, be it through cheating or violence to get to his goal, but he does value a fair battle
[Observation] a lot of Deuce's strengths are subtle as we are frequently told abt how much of a bad student he is, but if u rly think abt it, deuce is put in leadership positions a lot, he's good a memorization and small technical details, he can be at times quick witted and deceiving, and he has the potential to be extremely powerful in magic. In conclusion Deuce is a menace and once we find out what his unique magic is I'm 100.01% sure he will become a greater menace and I think he should fight a lot of people and win
That will be all for this post! There may be more fun facts/observations that I may have missed, but feel free to add on to this! Anyways thank u for reading and please stan Deuce Spade♠️💙
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ponett · 3 years
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Is it me, or are the monsters... weirdly passive in Star vs' back half? Like the show's all about how racism and oppression = bad, yet the one fighting for change the most (who isn't a villain) is Star. Pretty much no-one who's negatively affected by The System does much of anything to try and make things better; we see Buff Frog get a job as the Monster Expert, then he vanishes until the episode where he leaves Mewni. (1/2)
Then you get to the finale, and the monsters are totally ineffective against uber-Nazis while the queens save them? We spend so much time hemming and hawing about Globgor, and he's benched for most of the finale? He doesn't even get a single line in the final episode? It all feels so... bizarre that the series is laser-focused on monster racism, and the one monster who actively antagonizes The System that puts them down is an evil bad guy villain who just happened to have a good point. (2/2)
Yeah, this is definitely something I noticed. I just didn't get into it in my Medium post because it was already super long even after several cuts, but there's much more you could say about the monster oppression arc. I definitely noticed that outside of the Buff Frog POV episodes in season 2 we rarely saw things from the monsters' perspective. The focus was mostly on Star and Eclipsa trying to use their power to help the monsters, and Eclipsa being hated for her association with Globgor, while the actual members of the oppressed group in question are mostly passive observers. (The show halfheartedly argues that Tom is technically half monster, but doesn't dwell on the ramifications of this much.) I get that obviously Star is the protagonist, so it makes sense to see things from her perspective most often, but it would've been nice for more of the monsters to be more active players
On a similar note it bothered me that in the episode where we learn that Eclipsa is giving the monsters their ancestral land back we spend most of it focusing on how the displaced humans feel. Like, they're obviously painted as being comically wrong about it--the family in that episode was squatting in a house for giant monsters that was so large they could barely climb up the front steps--but like. Maybe we could see more about how this is a good thing for the monsters, instead of spending so much time building up this community of bitter displaced colonizers with Moon
On the subject of Toffee: I had to fight the urge to bitch more about obnoxious old Tumblr cartoon discourse in the Medium post, but in hindsight, like. It's very funny that people were all like "wow Star is a perfect leftist role model because she's not afraid to kill, unlike the cowardly liberal St*vens Univ*rse, stanning this cartoon is praxis," when like. The one major villain Star kills is Toffee, who ends up being your typical "revolutionary who is literally right about everything but is a little too mean about it" villain
(This is not an invitation to debate over which show is "more progressive" I do not give a shit)
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rabidpotato · 3 years
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I have Castlevania brain rot send help
Ho boy. I have FEELINGS.
Season 4 spoilers and (longwinded) Discourse(TM) below the cut
A happy ending? In MY Castlevanias? It’s more likely than you think. With as grimdark as the series has been I fully expected to have my heart torn out and shat on, so to get an actual satisfying happy ending was a whole lungful of fresh air. Gimme that sweet sweet rush of Everybody Lives Nobody Dies, I need that shit pumped straight into my poor serotonin-starved brain.
What a hell of a season. There was enough material there for at least two seasons (and I would have LOVED to have two seasons, but that’s just because I’m greedy and want more…) and I was skeptical that they could even try to wrap up all those threads..and then they DID IT. Hot damn.
Hot Takes:
In this house we stan Greta and will tolerate no disrespect against our sword-and-hammer wielding queen. I love her, and I love her and Alucard’s dynamic with the deliberate parallels to Dracula and Lisa. I think she’s good for him.
TREVOR AND SYPHA UGH I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH I’m out here crying ugly tears at how much this stinky himbo and tiny nuke love each other ;______; Battle Couple OTP.
I would watch the shit out of an entire season of everybody building the new village and Trevor and Sypha learning how to be parents and Alucard and Greta getting closer and everybody just being HAPPY. This is because I am trash, not because there would actually be any storytelling value in such a thing. Same thing with onscreen kisses between Trevor and Sypha. Is it necessary? No. Doesn’t mean I don’t want it. But hey, that’s what fandom is for, right? I’ll just be over here drawing beetus-inducing fluff and being vaguely disgusted with myself.
Papa Trevor would be so soft. I think my ovaries just exploded.
I 100% expected Trevor to die and leave Sypha grieving and pregnant with the way they teased it in the trailer and the way it would have thematically fit with the rest of the series, and I am SO GLAD he didn’t. I’m tired of sad endings. I really love that he gets to be part of this world of people who know how to build things.
“I love you.” “I know.”
That single flash of Sypha’s face as he’s fading out knowing he’s going to die and being at peace with it, augh my fucking heart. T_T
Horse is secret MVP. That horse knows things.
Isaac confirmed for a) stand user and b) monster fucker. King out here living his best life, you love to see it.
But for reals tho, Isaac’s arc was one of my favorites. Nice fakeout with the conquest line in the trailer. The philosophical discussions on the nature of humans and night creatures, the way he comes to realize that he (and Hector, and by extension his own night creatures) is/are more than a tool to be used in the hands of others, the way he reclaims his own agency and decides he’s going to live...I fucking loved it. (Also paves the way for post-series forgehusbands…)
SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR STRIGA AND MORANA. I was holding my breath expecting them to get horribly killed the entire time and then they just...weren’t. The hot vampire wives got to literally ride off into the sunset (sunrise?) together, in a way that made sense. The General and the Organizer looked at the data on the ground, discussed, and made the calculated decision to stick with what really matters to them, not just Carmilla’s ambitions. More of this, please! Would have loved to see Striga fight more than once, though. Also I would shank a man for Morana’s cape.
Respect for Carmilla for going out on her own terms, even if it did feel a little heavy-handed. The cinematography of her and Isaac’s fight sure as hell made up for it though- that was one of the prettiest fights of the series.
Reunited trio’s fight was the other prettiest fight of the series. Holy fuck, what gorgeous animation.
I actually liked that St Germain’s lady friend never spoke- it reinforced the way that he has mythologized her to the point where she’s not even a person, just an ideal. It was also exactly what he deserved that she turned her back on him in the end. She’s just not that into you, bro.
Varney is a hoot. A greasy, flea-infested slimy hoot. Nice twist, too. Death’s design is *chef kiss*
Loved the themes of moving on and rebuilding and change and how there’s a pretty clear split between the people who are able to adapt and change (and live), and those “relics of the old world” who can’t or won’t. Ratko was criminally underused in this respect. I think there just wasn’t enough time.
Quibbles:
Pacing. I know Castlevania is notorious for uneven pacing, but in this case I think this is on Netflix- they should have been given a full two seasons to wrap this up, just to give things a chance to breathe. As it was, though, I think the writers did the best possible job given the constraints they were under.
Zamfir should have lived to learn the lesson about caring for the people who are still alive, and been the one to take charge of rebuilding Targoviste for the living. Having her die was straight-up pointless in a predictable way.
Did Trevor just straight-up forget he has TWO weapons with range when fighting Ratko? You have like a 30 foot reach what are you doing bro
Lenore is Problematic, and I wish there had been more tension between her and Hector. Like, I know Stockholm Syndrome is a thing, but he’s weirdly chill with her in a way that glosses over just what she did to him. Also I would have liked to see more self-awareness of “Oh, being a pet in a cage really is shitty, no matter how nice the cage. Now I know why what I did to you was wrong” before she dips. Her ending sure was poetic, though.
Wasn’t Trevor’s left arm broken in that last fight? How the heck is he even able to use it at the end? Also damn dude it’s been two weeks you should probably at least have washed those gaping wounds by now. Do you want sepsis? Because that’s how you get sepsis.
Unpopular Opinions:
Look I love Dracula/Lisa as much as the next shipper but “Hey we’re alive again for some reason!!” was totally out of left field. It felt like something out of a fix-it fic and it was just kinda baffling and jarring. Also go see your fucking kid, jfc you two are terrible parents.
Is Lisa just...kinda fine with the fact that Dracula tried to commit genocide in her name and almost killed their son? That must have been an awkward conversation.
I’m actually cool with Alucard spilling his life story to Greta on the march. He’s starving for human interaction, who’s to say he wouldn’t just want to TALK about what he’s been through? It’s treated in a way that’s a bit flippant for my taste, but we’ve seen enough of his trauma onscreen. I want to focus on his healing.
I’m hesitant to kick this particular hornet’s nest, but I really don’t think the ot3 has to be sexual? If it is, it damn well be an ot4 polycule with Greta. I see them more as two couples that are close friends and found family. But that’s the great thing about fandom! Rock on, shippers of all flavors, there’s room enough for everybody.
In Conclusion (jesus fuck how much did I write)
Castlevania pretty
Have you seen my braincell I think I misplaced it
Moar plz
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What are your favorite twilight zone episodes?
Oh god you get me; you aBSOLUTELY get me. So fun fact about me, I LOVE the Twilight Zone. I doubt any series of horror has enthralled me in such a captivating way as the ‘Zone’ did as a kid. The Horror in that show is just so real and authentic because of the time period. So I”m gonna do you what I think is the personal best episodes for me-pictures included!
So let’s get to Stalky’s Top Ten ZONE EPISODES
10: The Masks
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A dying wealthy man is down to his last few hours of life on the eve of Mardi Gras and his spoiled selfish heirs are there to watch him die and get what is theirs-with the catch, until midnight they must wear hideous masks that compliment their awful personalities. This one always stuck with me because The sheer anticipation of what will happen in the end and the fact that all their heirs are just so very unlikable, it’s very much like the movie ‘Knives Out’ but much more tame-nobody gets murdered, but just the ending thrilled me the first time I saw it
9: The Monsters are Due on Maple Street
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A Street full of neighbors experiencing a black out turn on each other in violent mob mentality of the blame game. This is a CLASSIC, This is true pure and realistic horror because it really asks the question ‘how well do you know your neighbors and do you trust them’ it also was very much a product of it’s time in the era of the Cold War were even in your own neighborhood, even your neighbors could be a ‘communist’ in disguise. The Ending was a real rug jerker for me. For those of you who haven’t seen the ending-you gotta go watch it. Just less than 15 minutes of your time. Iconic. They did a remake of it once but it didn’t HIT the way it did the first time.
8. Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
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A Bus making a stop realizes that there is one extra person among them is not accounted for and they may not be of this world. Now THIS is the originally ‘Among Us’ There is one more person on the manifesto and we gotta find out who the imposter is. This one just felt so witty and just the energy of the Moustache guy really stole the show for me as well as the diner chef. The twist was GREAT and I still catch myself thinking about it sometimes when I’m in a ‘ZONE’ mood
7. The Midnight Sun
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The Earth is slowly falling into the Sun. We watch as a woman falls apart as the whole world around her burns. Now being a southern girl with a house whose ac loves to just BITE it in the DEAD of summer I FEEL this episode with all my soul. If you’re ever the littlest bit chilly, you watch ‘Midnight Sun’ and you can FEEL yourself melting along with this poor suffering woman in this apartment complex. Just watching these poor people just lose their minds to the heat is so real because just slight temperature changes just make people irrational and insane.
6. I sing the Body Electric
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Children get a New Grandma! A ROBOT GRANDMA! This one is such a heart warming episode and concept, like if you don’t like scary stuff but still wanna know the Twilight Zone, you watch ‘Body Electric’ It’s very much a ‘Mary Poppins’ sort of story and it’s sweet and the way it explains what happens to the Grandmother once her job is done should be applied to all robots concepts of the afterlife. Plus the store the family goes to in order to make their custom grandma is kinda spooky. Like build a bear. But for Grandmas.
5. Number 12 looks JUST like you
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In  Future, You can be anyone you want to be, because the cosmetic surgery is Mandatory. One girl protests it. This one breaks my heart because for some people, this is reality, they’re pressured into changing even though they’re happy with their looks but society refuses to accept them. You know how in cartoons there’s the trope of the popular girls being surrounded by identical clones. That. It’s that. It’s often confused with another iconic episode that talks about how beauty is about perspective and what people will go thru to try and be the standard for society.
4. Night of the Living Doll
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A little girl’s doll decides to teach an abusive Step Father a lesson. TALKY TINA WALKED. SHE FUCKING STRUTTED THAT RUNWAY MAMA. SO CHUCKY/TIFFANY/BRAHMNS/ANNABELLE COULD FUCKING RUN. She was the ORGINAL Doll that is up to NO GOOD. We are ROOTING for Talky Tina. She is a QUEEN. WE STAN A LEGEND. The Dad is such a douche bag I do not feel bad at ALL for what happens to him.
3. One for the Angels
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A sidewalk sales man stalls for time to save another’s life from Death himself. This one is a sweet one, the salesman-Marky-is just so genuine and the ‘bumbling type that’s loved by kids’ and he’s a clever character, if you like the cheating of death story-you’ll love ‘One for the Angels’. And even if it ends a bit sad-it’s a happy kind of sad, a sad where you know that this is the good happy ending even if it’s a little bitter.
2. The Hunt.
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An Old man and his Hound explore the trail to the afterlife. This one speaks to my backwoods southern heart-because there are dudes who are just that passionate and affectionate about their hounds. It also does the whole thing where the path to hell looks just as pretty as the one that lead to heaven. It feels like it’d be the kind of bluegrass song I’d hear about a guy narrowly missing ending up in Hell because he doesn’t want to be apart from his beloved dog.
HONORABLE MENTION: The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtle
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A Young man dies....and comes back to life? Again another southern themed episode that speaks to me, mainly because Wake Culture is a thing where you have to sit up with the body to make sure they’re REALLY dead. Just the whole set up to the ending really just fools you. It’s the kind of story I feel like I would set up. I think I HAVE set up that kind of story with ‘The Diver Boy’ Comic
1. The Obsolete Man
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Nothing I can say can compare to the perfection and the dark statement that The Obsolete Man makes. Nothing hits home that hard in that way. A horrible future where people get to decide what is obsolete and once it’s obsolete, it must go away forever.
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Aizawa,Hawks,Hizashi w/ shy but super affectionate in private fem!s/o
Request: Hi I'm having a real bad time rn so may I request headcanons for aizawa,hawks and hizashi (if you write him) with a sort of quiet s/o that usually keeps to herself unless people start conversations with her but when they have alone time with the boys she is very affectionate both physically and verbally like she'll just nuzzle their neck and just say how much they love them and that they make her super happy and add how the guys feel about it. Thanks - anonymous
A really cute ask and I’ve seen this prompt pop up on multiple fandoms and it always makes me go uwu. I hope you like it. Love ya.💖💖💖
warnings: fluff.
Aizawa Shouta/Eraserhead 
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-Aizawa loves your shy nature and since he isn’t one to thrive in public settings, your shyness really clicks with him.
-You get flustered from a simple touch and he loves to tease you when he’s in the mood. 
-Seeing you all red and stuttering makes his heart go uwu.
-As much as he enjoys your quietness, he’s also a touch starved baby so when you flip the switch and cling to him when you two get home he’s in cloud 9.
-Tackle him on the bed and i SWEAR he’s going to pass out from the love.
-He loves cooking with you even though he does all the work.
-He just enjoys feeling you wrap around him while you hug him form behind and nuzzle into his neck. 
-The amount of ‘I love you’s you exchange in the house is amazing.
-You can’t go one sentence without slipping the phrase in. 
-Cuddle sessions on the couch while you watch a movie is a must especially after a long day of work. 
-Surprisingly he too can’t help but express how much he loves you in the comfort in your shared apartment so you’re not the only one being all lovey dovey. 
-One too many times has Hizashi walked in on you attacking Shouta on the floor with kisses. 
-He has a video of you two play fighting on the living room couch and then just peppering each other with kisses the very next second. 
-He swears that you two are two completely different people in pubic.
-You solely wear Aizawa’s clothes in the house. 
-You love his scent on the material and the softness of the shirts and hoodies  is too much to resist. 
-He may or may not leave them laying around the house on purpose just so you can spot them and wear them. 
-Many believe that Shouta is as cold at home as he is in public or in his workplace but in reality he’s a cuddle monster. 
-He matches your own cuddly and overly affectionate self perfectly.
Hawks/Keigo Takami
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-We’ve been new that this man is a social butterfly.
-He’s so outgoing and extroverted that he basically adopted you in the beginning. 
-He tried to get you out of your shell at first but then he saw how uncomfortable he made you when he introduced you to someone new out of the blue and he stopped. 
-When you two got together he was so used to your shyness that he found it completely normal when you would hide behind him in large crowds or how red you would get when you held his hand on the train.
-What he wasn’t used to however was the Y/N 2.0 that was waiting for him at home. 
-The moment you would step into your shared apartment he would be bombarded with praise and kisses that the number 2 hero was always caught off guard. 
-The way you would tackle him to the floor when he would come to visit you during patrol or how you became a koala while he cooked was astonishing. 
-It got him every time how you would do a full 180 once you were alone. 
-He swore that someone flipped a switch and his shy little s/o was gone in a sec and replaced by an over energetic and affectionate clone. 
-Not that he complained.
-He loved the attention and since he’s a touch starved pigeon, having you wrapped around him like 90% of the time he was home was more than anticipated. 
-The ‘I love you’s you showered him with reassured him more than he would like to admit and your sweet words always gave him courage to push forward and continue being the hero that Japan needed. 
-You gave him strength to be Hawks, the number 2 hero, the fastest pro in Japan.
-You had become his drug and he was addicted, always coming home for his dose even in the darkest of times. 
Hizashi Yamada/Present Mic
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-A ball of literal sunshine.
-He’s loud by default so he really can’t help it.
-He tries to be as quite as possible while around you because he knows of your fondness to silence. 
-A happy Y/N is a Y/N he’s striving to achieve everyday. 
-So when in public he tends to whisper at you and does most of the talking so he can help you with your shyness. 
-He becomes a shield in public and you couldn’t be more grateful.
-So when you two go home and you jump at him, peppering him with kisses he feels like the luckiest man on the planet. 
-It took some work to get you to open up and be this affectionate, even though youre like this only in private he doesn’t mind. 
-Sure he likes PDA but having you hug him for a solid hour while telling him how much you love him is way better. 
-If you don’t attack him the moment he steps through the door he will come to you and just block the doorway with his arms spread waiting for his cuddles. 
-He kinda demands them at this point. 
-You spoil him and now he has become a brat about them.
-He goes into emo mode if you don’t give him all his cuddles. 
-Hizashi does most of the house work because he likes his house clean so while he’s moping or doing the dishes you’re attached to his back like a panda on a bamboo stick, cuddling him while standing. 
-Since he’s ripped bc of his job he doesn’t mind the extra weight and strolls through the house with you on his back. 
-A great way to exercise.
-When you start the lovey dovey talk he becomes week to the knees.
-You have to hold him up after the second ‘I love you.’
-He may become a little more loud while at home but you don’t mind. 
-Poor baby can’t help it, it’s his nature. 
-Expect equal amount of ‘I love you’ thrown your way. 
-He isn’t touch starved but he sure as hell acts like it.
-Even though he doesn’t have to do much to receive cuddles. 
-But he’s dramatic. 
-And we stan a drama queen.
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random thoughts on jon connington’s chapters
This is part 2, part 1 can be found here.
The Griffin Reborn
Aegon and Danerys
The first part of this chapter details Jon Connington taking over his former castle Griffin's Roost as well as remembering how he lost the Battle of Stony Sept.
Some Daniella stans have cried about how the show made her bad (ahah she's already bad), by giving her Jon Connington's supposed endgame. I believe they're partially right. Jon Connington's thoughts on Stoney Sept are foreshadowing of the burning of King's Landing, but of Danerys doing it.
The Griffin Reborn ~ ADWD
He had lost it all at Stoney Sept, in his arrogance. (...)
And so he swept down on Stoney Sept, closed off the town, and began a search. (...) The townsfolk were hiding him. They moved him from one secret bolt-hole to the next, always one step ahead of the king's men. The whole town was a nest of traitors. At the end they had the usurper hidden in a brothel. What sort of king was that, who would hide behind the skirts of women? Yet whilst the search dragged on, Eddard Stark and Hoster Tully came down upon the town with a rebel army. Bells and battle followed, and Robert emerged from his brothel with a blade in hand, and almost slew Jon on the steps of the old sept that gave the town its name.
For years afterward, Jon Connington told himself that he was not to blame, that he had done all that any man could do. His soldiers searched every hole and hovel, he offered pardons and rewards, he took hostages and hung them in crow cages and swore that they would have neither food nor drink until Robert was delivered to him. All to no avail.
Bobby B was very much loved by the people in general, in fact that's the whole thing with Stoney Sept. The townsfolk hid him because they loved him, despite the violence inflicted towards them. As Connington says, they endured everything for Bobby B's sake, they rebuffed bribes and they endured executions, even a hunger strike. Not one turned traitor, not one turned over Bobby B. Such we have a town hiding a "ruler" they love.
As a side-note, in the books the bells tolled to warn the citizens of the battle and to persuade them to stay inside their houses. It was a statement, marking a rebellion against the invading force and not a surrender signal. I believe it's in the show that is said, bells ring for dead kings, weddings (bride of fire, meaning biurning shit), and the beginning of war (this was waaay before they came up with the accident that is season 8).
Daenerys IV ~ ACOK
(second stanza) A tall lord with copper skin and silver-gold hair stood beneath the banner of a fiery stallion, a burning city behind him. (...) A cloth dragon swayed on poles amidst a cheering crowd. (...) A corpse stood at the prow of a ship, eyes bright in his dead face, grey lips smiling sadly.
Epilogue ~ AFFC
Aegon has been shaped for rule since before he could walk. (...) He has lived with fisherfolk, worked with his hands, swum in rivers and mended nets and learned to wash his own clothes at need. He can fish and cook and bind up a wound, he knows what it is like to be hungry, to be hunted, to be afraid. Tommen has been taught that kingship is his right. Aegon knows that kingship is his duty, that a king must put his people first, and live and rule for them."
Aegon (who's associated with boats, the Shy Maid) will be loved, he's the cloth dragon the people are cheering for (it doesn't mean he's fake, LMAO) and Danerys will burn King's Landing in retalliation. Like Cersei Lannister ended up "loved" in the penultime episode of the show, when she took the townsfolk inside the Red Keep. Forced, I know, but that's what they depicted and what Daniella thought just before she burned them all, the townsfolk preferred Cersei to Daniella. And we highly suspect show!Cersei took book!Aegon's role, such it will be him that will be sitting in King's Landing in the books.
The Griffin Reborn ~ ADWD
"Tywin Lannister himself could have done no more," he had insisted one night to Blackheart, during his first year of exile.
"There is where you're wrong," Myles Toyne had replied. "Lord Tywin would not have bothered with a search. He would have burned that town and every living creature in it. Men and boys, babes at the breast, noble knights and holy septons, pigs and whores, rats and rebels, he would have burned them all.
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This is Bran's prophetic visions in sequence, linking Drogon, flying over King's Landing, then an "equivalence" between Aerys saying "burn them all" and Danerys with Drogon.
It's also worth mentionioning for the milionth of time, that "Daenerys" is is an anagram for "Aerys End", you know the guy who wanted to burn King's Landing to the ground instead of letting beloved by the people Bobby B take the throne.
The Griffin Reborn ~ ADWD
He was not wrong, Jon Connington reflected, leaning on the battlements of his forebears. I wanted the glory of slaying Robert in single combat, and I did not want the name of butcher.
Daenerys IV ~ ADWD
Dany was appalled. He is a monster. A gallant monster, but a monster still. "Do you take me for the Butcher King?"
"Better the butcher than the meat. All kings are butchers. Are queens so different?" (...)
What have I done? she thought, huddled in her empty bed. I have waited so long for him to come back, and I send him away. "He would make a monster of me," she whispered, "a butcher queen." But then she thought of Drogon far away, and the dragons in the pit. There is blood on my hands too, and on my heart. We are not so different, Daario and I. We are both monsters.
Danerys accepting her dragon side, which haappens at the end of ADWD and this is why she manages to ride Drogon, is directly connected to being a monster, a butcher. This is word play that translated to the show as well.
GoT 7x02 - Stormborn
DAENERYS picks up a dragon figurine from the table.
DAENERYS: If Viserys had three dragons and an army at his back, he'd have invaded King's Landing already.~
TYRION: Conquering Westeros would be easy for you. But you're not here to be queen of the ashes.
DAENERYS: No.
DAENERYS puts down the dragon figurine.
TYRION: We can take the Seven Kingdoms without turning it into a slaughterhouse. If the great houses support your claim against Cersei, the game is won.
Danerys clothes when she burned King's Landing have red staining the skirt, like a butcher's apron stained with blood as he works.
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The Griffin Reborn ~ ADWD
"Wait, I say. Gather our power, win some small lords to our cause, let Lysono Maar dispatch his spies to learn what we can learn of our foes."
Connington gave the plump captain-general a cool look. This man is no Blackheart, no Bittersteel, no Maelys. He would wait until all seven hells were frozen if he could rather than risk another bout of blisters. "We did not cross half the world to wait. Our best chance is to strike hard and fast, before King's Landing knows who we are.
In the show, Danerys is impatient to attack King's Landing, she doesn't want to wait, and has to be convinced REPEATEDLY to not "strike hard and fast". And in one of them, Daenerys and butchering linked together makes yet another appearance (the script above).
Aegon the Conqueror
Maegor the Cruel
Danerys the Butcher. Bitch deserves it.
Aegon and Jon Connington
In the second part of the chapter, Aegon arrives at the Griffin's Roost and Connington and Aegon discuss the attack on Storm's End.
Sansa VII ~ ASOS
The Broken Tower was easier still. They made a tall tower together, kneeling side by side to roll it smooth, and when they'd raised it Sansa stuck her fingers through the top, grabbed a handful of snow, and flung it full in his face. Petyr yelped, as the snow slid down under his collar. "That was unchivalrously done, my lady."
"As was bringing me here, when you swore to take me home."
She wondered where this courage had come from, to speak to him so frankly. From Winterfell, she thought. I am stronger within the walls of Winterfell.
The Griffin Reborn ~ ADWD
A solid man, and true, Connington thought as he watched Duck dismount, but not worthy of the Kingsguard. He had tried his best to dissuade the prince from giving Duckfield that cloak, pointing out that the honor might best be held in reserve for warriors of greater renown whose fealty would add luster to their cause, and the younger sons of great lords whose support they would need in the coming struggle, but the boy would not be moved. "Duck will die for me if need be," he had said, "and that's all I require in my Kingsguard. The Kingslayer was a warrior of great renown, and the son of a great lord as well."
At least I convinced him to leave the other six slots open, else Duck might have six ducklings trailing after him, each more blindingly adequate than the last. "Escort His Grace to my solar," he commanded. "At once."
Prince Aegon Targaryen was not near as biddable as the boy Young Griff had been, however. The better part of an hour had passed before he finally turned up in the solar, with Duck at his side. "Lord Connington," he said, "I like your castle."
"Your father's lands are beautiful," he said. His silvery hair was blowing in the wind, and his eyes were a deep purple, darker than this boy's. "As do I, Your Grace. Please, be seated. Ser Rolly, we'll have no further need of you for now."
"No, I want Duck to stay." The prince sat. "We've been talking with Strickland and Flowers. They told us about this attack on Storm's End that you're planning."
Jon Connington did not let his fury show. "And did Homeless Harry try to persuade you to delay it?"
"He did, actually," the prince said, "but I won't. Harry's an old maid, isn't he? You have the right of it, my lord. I want the attack to go ahead … with one change. I mean to lead it."
As I said in the part 1 of this series, there are many parallels between Aegon's story and Sansa's story. One is a future event, where Sansa and Aegonwill escape the toxic mentors that pose as their fake parent (even if Connington isn't 1/10 as bad as Littlefinger).
In Sansa's case, this most likely will happen when she flees north if "Sansa is Grey Girl" theory holds true (and it happened in the show, moreover this is a parallel she has with Arya and Bran as well, both will also have to flee their toxic mentors soon) and she'll grow more independent from Pedofinger as she regains her identity as Sansa Stark and with her cousin (and the North) by her side.
In Aegon's case, we can see that he's already more indepedent than he used to be (it all started when he stepped up at the Golden Company higher-ups and convinced them to fight for him and his cause). Connington suggests this is because the boy is now Aegon Targaryen and no longer Young Griff, in other words Aegon is growing more confident the more he regains his identity.I suspect that like Sansa, Aegon will grow even more confident with his cousin Arianne (and Dorne) by his side.
Sansa II ~ AGOT
When Sansa finally looked up, a man was standing over her, staring. He was short, with a pointed beard and a silver streak in his hair, almost as old as her father. "You must be one of her daughters," he said to her. He had grey-green eyes that did not smile when his mouth did. "You have the Tully look."
Sansa VII ~ AGOT
"I won't." He sounded almost like Marillion, the night he'd gotten so drunk at the wedding. Only this time Lothor Brune would not appear to save her; Ser Lothor was Petyr's man. "You shouldn't kiss me. I might have been your own daughter . . ."
"Might have been," he admitted, with a rueful smile. "But you're not, are you? You are Eddard Stark's daughter, and Cat's. But I think you might be even more beautiful than your mother was, when she was your age."
The Griffin Reborn ~ ADWD
But when Jon Connington stepped out onto the high battlements, the view was just as intoxicating as he remembered: the crag with its wind-carved rocks and jagged spires, the sea below growling and worrying at the foot of the castle like some restless beast, endless leagues of sky and cloud, the wood with its autumnal colors. "Your father's lands are beautiful," Prince Rhaegar had said, standing right where Jon was standing now. And the boy he'd been had replied, "One day they will all be mine." As if that could impress a prince who was heir to the entire realm, from the Arbor to the Wall. (...)
"Lord Connington," he said, "I like your castle."
"Your father's lands are beautiful," he said. His silvery hair was blowing in the wind, and his eyes were a deep purple, darker than this boy's. "As do I, Your Grace. Please, be seated. Ser Rolly, we'll have no further need of you for now."
Pedofinger and Ebonington. Leave the children alone! *screams*
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Thank you for indulging me!!  
“Please lets talk about how the rose is an awesome symbol! the Tyrells are one of the most wholesome westerosi families. What did you think about the symbolism?” - @timelesscoffeepuffin
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I have Many Thoughts so lets get started. As we know the icon Olenna Tyrell is literally known as the Queen of Thorns, which introduces us to the contrast of the pretty, petite rose and the thorns beneath it. So Olenna is a total badass and uses her thorns to carve out her own corner, and get an edge over the competition in a world that is actively working against her, in her place as a woman. So here we have a Tyrell woman using her sharpness (thorns) to obtain a place of power.
Now lets take a look at the other prominent Tyrell woman of power in the story. Margaery Tyrell is the rose, as opposed to the thorns. Now this is not insinuating that Margaery is delicate or weak, in fact she is the opposite (we’ll get to that later), but she uses this perception of her to her advantage. She presents herself as anything but a threat, which allows her to work her way into one of the top seats of power in Westeros. 
When her first husband dies, she doesn’t give up. She forms a new plan and climbs even higher, again using the shallow opinions of the men around her to her own advantage. Remember what I said about thorns lying beneath the rose? When you grab a rose because it’s pretty, you get pricked. When you try to get a leg over Margaery FUCKIN Tyrell, you get what you DESERVE!
But she’s also unfailingly kind. When Sansa is being kept at Kings Landing against her will, suffering abuse and torment, she reaches out to her (and falls in love with her), being one of the only people since her father died to genuinely care about HER, for herself. Not as the key to the North or Winterfell, not as a pawn or a puppet, but as a scared girl who needs a friend. She schemes with her grandmother to take Sansa to Highgarden, and marry her to her brother Willas, who as far as we know is a kind and intelligent man, who wouldn’t abuse or harm Sansa. She wants the best for Sansa, because she cares for her.
Moving on to my MAIN MAN LORAS! Making Loras a stereotype would have been a very easy route to go down (that the show definitely DID go down a lot a little bit). Him being one of the only confirmed (word of god or otherwise explicit) queer characters in the books, his characterization could’ve been borderline offensive. But the thing is he’s NOT! He’s a very athletically inclined, literal knight. He was only beaten in a tourney by Brienne of FUCKING TARTH, which is quite an accomplishment. He’s brave and competent and also gay, and in love with Renly. He IS the rose embodied, he’s attractive and pretty and nice, but he’s also a kickass knight, fighter, cunning and all around awesome!
But the Tyrells also care about each other in very intimate ways (not like Cersei and Jaime lmao like an actual family hbkjrvwnvqoien). When they have Sansa to themselves, the one thing Olenna asks her is if her granddaughter will be marrying a monster. When they find out that Joffrey is a literal psychopath, Sansa tells Margaery that she can’t marry Joffrey, that she’s afraid he’ll hurt her. Margaery tells Sansa that she can’t possibly be hurt, when her older brother is with her. I don’t know why that gets me so much, but it totally does. Margaery has been told in explicit detail all of the fucked up shit Joff has done, but Loras is there, and she KNOWS he’ll always protect her. They just all love and protect each other, just like their house words.
Growing Strong. Like a literal plant (OR ROSE BUSH!!), they all grow together and support each other and pull each other up and it’s honestly beautiful! This family, compared with most other families in the absolute shitshow that is Westerosi politics, is SO FUNCTIONAL. They aren’t divided or literally murdering each other or slandering each other or sabotaging or ANYTHING. They just.
GROW.
STRONG.
So yes, I am a huge Tyrell stan, but that’s besides the point. The golden rose as a sigil for house Tyrell makes a huge amount of symbolic sense! their words make a huge amount of symbolic sense! I love it AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to scream for so long I Just Love Them
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Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo.
5 stars.
“No mourners. No funerals. Among them, it passed for 'good luck.” If we added as soundtrack Gimme Gimme by ABBA to this book, it would fit. Can y'all imagine Inej, Jesper and Wylan stealing the tank and running away with that song on the background? Masterpiece. *chef kiss* Six of Crows is by far one of my favorite books. I read it two years ago, after the Grisha trilogy and I have to admit that Leigh Bardugo has improved tremendously as a writer. I consider this a much better story than her main trilogy. The plot, the characters, the writing, the pacing, the descriptions, the worldbuilding and the breadth she has given it is perfection. I'll go in order to describe how much I loved this book. In Six of Crows, we follow six misfits who have a common goal: thirty million kruge. They have to go to the Ice Court in Fjerda, the "safest" prison in the world and rescue, or kidnap, Bo Yul-Bayur, a Grisha who accidentally created a drug called jurda parem, which sharpens and increases the Grisha's powers, taking them to high and unknown levels. We have a sharpshooter who can't stay away from a good bet. A wayward son who was kicked out of his father's house and is underestimated, but is very smart. An ex-convict accused slaver, the world's most handsome, lovable, and idiotic fjerdan brute, out for revenge. A lost Grisha who makes a living healing people and trying to get the fjerdan out of the jail he put him in. A suli girl who is basically a ghost, the Wrath, a spy who defies the laws of gravity and is a sweetheart of a person. And finally, our favorite swindler: the Bastard of the Barrel, someone whom legends have turned him into a monster, someone without scruples, without morals or conscience. Will they be able to unite to achieve their goal and come out alive? Or will they end up killing each other before they reach Fjerda? Plot. As I said, compared to the Grisha trilogy, Six of Crows is perfection at its finest. It's not the first heist book (I've only read this one, sorry), but it grabs you from the first moment. I love that Leigh has taken up the Grisha again - I must confess that I love the Grisha order and how she has placed them - and that in this book she continues to include them as a fundamental part of the plot. Just like the first time, Six of Crows grabbed me, although I never understood why Joost and his chapter, I did feel bad that he was all dead. Each chapter had me hooked and begging for more. Even the very end left me screaming and crying like crazy. I have to repeat it: Miss Bardugo, this is a masterpiece, an exquisite and divine piece. Every plot twist had me in suspense or saying "I need more". It's a more radical departure from what we were given in the Grisha trilogy. They steal, explote things, destroy places and make great entrances, lol
Characters. Kaz "killer cane" Brekker. I want to protect him, and at the same time beat him with his cane. His story is touching at a certain point and makes you understand how or why Kaz became who he is now, why he is such a bastard, arrogant and fearless at the same time. There is never a challenge hard enough for him as he dares to prove otherwise. He shows us that he is one step ahead of the rest, and if he runs out of tricks, our demjin manages and invents more. Dirty Hands is a magician, a monster thirsty for revenge for the death of his brother, Jordie, thanks to a scam Pekka Rollins pulled on them when they were just kids. Kaz is full of secrets, tricks, schemes and more that it's scary to know what he's thinking. He's a bastard forged in the very cauldrons of hell, a seventeen-year-old kid who worked his way up through tooth and nail, using his brother's corpse to swim and get to where he is. Inej "The Wrath" Ghafa. Inej was captured and sold as a slave to the cursed Tante Heleen, who owns a brothel. Inej has the ability to go unnoticed, so much so that Kaz Brekker did not feel her approaching him. In any case, Kaz pays Inej's contract with Heleen and joins the Undesirables, becomes Kaz's right-hand man and his spy, or spider. Kaz and Inej are obviously in love, but they don't confess it to each other because it's complicated, and I don't know if I want to yell at them to kiss, or punch them to make them realize it. Inej deserves the whole world. She can stab me and I would appreciate it. Nina "my queen" Zenik. Nina had joined the Ravkan Second Army and was captured before the civil war in Ravka, she was imprisoned by the drüskelle to be taken to Fjerda to be tried for her crimes, which are basically: having powers. She is a heartrender, order of the Corporalki. She met my other goddess Zoya Nazyalenski. Well, anyway, Matthias was one of the drüskelle who imprisoned her and when their ship sinks, she saves him. Nina and Matthias wander around in each other's company and in the end, she brands him a slaver and Matthias ends up imprisoned in Kerch. One can feel the tension between them: enemies to lovers vibes, yup, I live for that. In the end, to save them all, Nina decides to consume jurda parem and knows that she will experience drastic changes in terms of her power and herself. Matthias "the tulip" Helvar. He is my beautiful baby, the most adorable bear and the cutest brute of all. You don't know how much I have laughed for him, he is so innocent in many things that I want to protect him from everything and everyone. Yes, I have a thing for blond brutes (Nikolai Lantsov, I'm talking to you too). From the first time I read Six of Crows, I instantly fell in love with Matthias and will be in love with him until I die. Amen. I already know what happens to him in Crooked Kingdom and I don't want it to come to that. Seriously he deserves all the love in the world, and even though I wanted to punch him many times, I also wanted to hug him and tell him that everything is going to be okay. In the end, Matthias renounces the beliefs that were instilled in him, accepts reality and becomes a Dreg, fighting against his own people. Jesper "crazy hands" Fahey. Jes is a Zemeni boy who came to Kerch to study at the university, but by chance, he ends up becoming a gambler. Jesper is a Grisha, a Materialki, and only Kaz and Inej know his secret. He is a fairly agile sharpshooter and a gambler who can't resist a good game without knowing he will lose. In a slip of the tongue, Jesper confesses what they are about to do and as they are about to leave Ketterdam, they are attacked. Jesper is a baby and I must protect him from all evil and danger. Plus, I really ship him with Wylan. Wylan "little merc" Van Eck. Another baby. I want to protect him from everything and everyone, especially his bastard of a father. Ugh, I hate him. When Jan Van Eck proves to be the jerk he is in front of his son, I wanted to cry with rage because my little baby boy doesn't deserve any of that. Wylan is smarter than others give him credit for, and
even Kaz thinks that just because he can't read doesn't stop him from doing amazing things; he doesn't put it that way, but I do. Worldbuilding. We find ourselves in a totally different country from Ravka. In the Grisha trilogy, we focused more on a description of Ravka, but now, we have two different places: Kerch and Fjerda. Although Shu Han, Novyi Zem, and Ravka are mentioned again, Ketterdam is a fairly fixed point. The description of the places is incredible: you seriously imagine it as a Dutch city in the Victorian era. Tell me I wasn't the only one. I don't know what else can I say about these assholes that I haven't already said. They're so chaotic, funny and you attach to them really quick, even if you want to kick them. I can't really believe they're 16-17-18 years old: they feel really older and "mature", but once you know them, you realize they're a bunch of kids trying to make a heist. Anyways, I loved Six of Crows with my entire life. I'm a sucker for this masterpiece and I'm really looking forward Crooked Kingdom, but knowing what happens to my tullip makes me wanna cry, scream and destroy the world. We stan Kanej, Helnik and Wesper, bitches. I love my Dregs. :')
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