Aizawa: Okay, any questions about the material?
Class 1-A:
Aizawa: Why are all of you so quiet today?
Class 1-A:
Izuku: S-Sensei?
Aizawa: What?
Izuku:...Nevermind.
Aizawa, wearing pigtails because Mic found him sleeping in the teacher's room: What the hell is it?
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Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri??
Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!!
Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!!
Aizawa:
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#4 SPEED-
UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n kicking the door to 1A classroom to Mic teaching English...Shota sleeping like
Secretary!Y/n*bursts into the classroom out of breath* Everyone… Everyone get on the fucking bus!
Hizashi: Y/n, you can’t just kick the door off its hinges and scream at us!
Secretary!Y/n: There’s a new buffet in the city! And I got us…*pulls out a piece of paper* a coupon for FREE EVERYTHING!
Shota & Hizashi: …
Class 1A:...
Shota*Crawling out of his sleeping bag motioning the kids to pack up* Everyone gets in the fucking bus!!!
Hizashi*Running out of the classroom*IM GETTING ERI!?-
...being "parents" to a bunch of kids makes for fun tiny adventures-
sequel to:
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Endeavour: What's wrong?
Midoriya: I'm in love with an insane blond who is completely out of my league.
Endeavour:
Endeavour: Well, that's embarrassingly relatable.
Shinsou: Yup.
Midoriya:
Midoriya: We should start a support club.
Aizawa, creating a groupchat: Way ahead of you.
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Big deaf energy
Thanks anon!!!!!
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Aizawa: I'm not doing to well.
All Might: What's wrong?
Aizawa: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Midoriya enters the room*
Aizawa: There it is again.
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All For One: Okay Seriously, how many Heros do I have to fight?!
All Might: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my successor and now I'm going to f*ck you!
All For One: ...
Deku: ...
Eraserhead: ....
Endeavor: ...
Nezu: ....
Present Mic: 🤨
Midnight: Well this just got interesting!
Deku, quietly: Its "F*ck you up", All Might.
All Might: Wait, what did I say?
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Hizashi: Shouta, what's your type?
Shouta: tall, strong, dumb, gay, and looks like a golden retriever
Hizashi: wow, thats really specific. Do I know him?
Shouta: did I mention dumb?
Hizashi: yeah, why?
Shouta: just checking
*later*
Hizashi, waking up in the middle of the night: OH MY GOD HE LIKES ALL MIGHT
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Aizawa, texting Hizashi: babe
Aizawa: baby
Aizawa: honey
Aizawa: Sunshine
Aizawa: if you don't answer me, the pet names are going to start getting meaner.
Aizawa: bowl of cereal that's been left out for an hour
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[rooftop gang era]
Shouta, an hour into asking Hizashi to help him with English: so 'ea' is pronounced like the sound in 'bean'?
Hizashi: well sometimes
Hizashi: it can also be 'ea' like in 'bear'
Hizashi: or 'ea' like in 'heart'
Hizashi: or like in 'great'
Hizashi: or like 'earth'
Hizashi: and I guess sometimes it's like 'meander' but that's rare
Shouta:
Shouta:
Shouta: why the fuck do you like this nightmare language
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Present Mic: Ok, hear me out. I think we should date.
Eraserhead: Mic, we've been married for 8 years.
Present Mic: Exactly! Think of the scandal!
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Mic: You have to understand, kiddo, violence is never the answer.
Katherine: You and Eraser literally beat people up for a living.
Mic: …Shota, back me up.
Aizawa: I would, but I honestly don’t have a defense for that.
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Midnight: Alright Eri, we're gonna practice calling people their non-hero names for when we're home okay?
Eri: okey doky!
Midnight: Let's start with Present Mic. Think real hard, what does Eraserhead call him at home?
Eri: um...
Midnight: What does Eraserhead say when he wants Mic's attention?
Eri: Oh, I know!
Eri: HEY THERE FLAP JACK ASS! I'LL FLIP YA LIKE A PANCAKE!!
Allmight: *unholy screeching from across the room*
Allmight: *shoves head in trash bin*
Allmight: *muffled laughter*
Midnight: Hmmm..maybe we should try something easier...how about--
Mic: Hey everybody!
Eri: Hi, Flapjack Ass!
*every window on campus breaks from Mic's scream*
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#12 Shipper-
Secretary!Y/n: So… me and shouta kissed-
Nemuri*shatters mug in her hand*
Secretary!Y/n: HOLY FUCK ARE YOU OKAY???
Nemuri*Who has been shipping you two introverts for...years* Just bleeding~ Keep talking- I wanna hear every detail
part 3 of:
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Aizawa: how many hours of sleep have you gotten?
Izuku, sleep deprived and completely serious: over what period of time?
Aizawa:
Aizawa: I don’t like that answer
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Why is the picture quality shit. Idk.
Thank you @yourlunarspice 💕💕💕
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