Janus normally: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps the underprivileged poor and isn't fair. You shouldn't have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Janus, playing monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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remus: i bet you 50 bucks you can’t disturb me!
logan: 2014 was 10 years ago.
remus: (smile fades)
logan:
remus:
logan: (sliding his hand into remus’s pocket and taking out 50 dollars) i’ll just… i’ll just take this.
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Janus: I'm sorry, I sneezed and accidentally liked your post.
Logan: And commented "damn daddy" on all my pictures?
Janus: I have the flu.
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Virgil: Hey, you guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?
Roman: Yeah, dude, I need me a T-R-E-A-T.
Remus: What’cha guys talking about?
Logan: Yeah, why did you guys just spell dess-
Janus and Roman: No, no, no! Don’t say it.
Logan: Uh, why?
Virgil: Oh, god, how do we tell you this?
Roman: Remus can’t spell..
Logan: What?
Roman: He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn’t get too excited.
Logan: He’s a grown man, he can’t handle hearing the word treat?
Remus: Treat?
Janus: No.
Remus: Treat?
Janus: No.
Remus: Treat?
Janus: No.
Remus: Aww..
Logan: What’s happening?
Janus: He gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T.
Remus: What’cha talking about?
Roman: Taxes.
Remus: Aw, shucks.
Logan: What, you guys just treat him like a toddler??
Remus: Treat??
Roman: No treat!
Remus: Treat?
Roman: No treat!
Remus: Awww…
Virgil: Dude, you gotta spell if you talk about F-O-O-D.
Logan: Okay… so are we having a S-N-A-C-K?
Remus: Snack?!?!
Janus: Oh, dude, really??
Logan: Oh, come on, I spelled it!
Janus: Well, he knows how to spell snack.
Logan: So he can spell snack, but he can’t spell treat?
Remus: TREAT???
Roman: NO TREAT.
Remus: TREAT????
Roman: NO TREAT.
Remus: TREAT??
Roman: NO TREAT!
Remus: GOD DAMNIT!
Patton: Okay, he’s fussy, it’s time for a N-A-P.
Remus: Yeaaahhh :)
Logan: Remus, what does N-A-P spell??
Remus: Party.
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Things Sanders Sides Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt.2
Virgil: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Janus: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
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Roman: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
Logan: I would say infinitesimally, ha.
Patton: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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Thomas: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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Patton: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Remus: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Patton:
Patton: *sobs*
Janus: You fucking scared him, you idiot.
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Remy: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Thomas:
Remy: Vroom vroom, come out already
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Roman: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
Logan: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Patton: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Virgil: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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Logan: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?
Patton: Exercise more!
Remus: Set yourself on fire.
Virgil: There are two kinds of people.
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Janus: Is there a particular reason that the bathtub is on fire?
Remus and Logan, in the Bathtub while it's on fire: SCIENCE!!!
Janus: ...
Janus: Fair enough.
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Sir Pentious: You’re under arrest for robbery!
Cherri Bomb, confused: What did I steal?!
Sir Pentious, tearing up: My heart.
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