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#incorrect bnha quotes
fever-dreamer97 · 3 days
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Bakugo, reading Izuku’s post-it note he left for him: ‘I love you!’
Bakugo, blushing: Tch nerd. Wait, there’s another note. ‘I wish I could say the same - Todoroki’
Bakugo, flips the note off: Well, screw you too, IcyHot!
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definetelysaidatua · 2 days
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Deku: okay, I’m the count of three, both of you apologize together! One, two, three!
Uraraka:
Bakugou:
Deku: see, now I’m disappointed in both of you!
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writerswho · 2 days
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Bakugou: Don't you think you're being a little dramatic about this?
Midoriya: Dramatic? Perhaps a little.
Midoriya: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to look out the window.
Midoriya: I paid a skywriter a lot of money to write “Bakugou, I hate you” in the clouds.
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mha-quotes-and-such · 5 months
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Bakugou: Ugh, all you pretty boys are the fucking same Midoriya: …You think I'm pretty? Bakugou: Oh, like you don't get told that every damn day with your big doe eyes and cute little freckles. Its sickening
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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writersmorgue · 5 months
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Lunar. This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
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abriiya · 2 months
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this probably happens a lot
extra: hey, where's midoriya and bakugou?
1A: *points outside* over there
extra: thanks—*sees them and pauses* ...what are they doing?
1A: *exasperated* flirting
midoriya and bakugou:
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Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri?? Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!! Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!! Aizawa:
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fling-graysons · 2 months
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BakuDeku: I can fix him.
TodoBaku: I can make him worse.
ShinBaku: there's something deeply wrong with him and I want to be around when the car crash inevitably happens.
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year
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midoriya: i am a nice person i think. bakugo: what the fuck? of course you are- midoriya: BUT. bakugo: midoriya: midoriya: i think that i'll start throwing rocks at people that are mean to me. bakugo: bakugo: marry me.
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wannabeeze · 3 months
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Bakugou: How long do I have left?
Recovery girl: A month at best, but on the bright side, you’re lucky that you have these moments.
Recovery girl, gesturing to the other bed: Izuku Midoriya here is going to die in three days.
Bakugou, to Izuku: You think you’re better than me?! Think you can beat me?! Watch!
Recovery girl: HE’S FLATLINING
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fever-dreamer97 · 12 hours
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Izuku: You know what’s bigger than it actually is?
Bakugo: First off, not even gonna say it. Second, what?
Izuku, leaves and comes back with a stoplight: A stoplight!
Bakugo:…Where the hell did you get that?
Izuku: Not important.
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definetelysaidatua · 4 months
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Bakugou: *laying on the floor*
Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: did he freak out?
Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more
*meanwhile*
Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED
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writerswho · 1 month
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Aizawa: Did you have to stab him?
Midoriya: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said to me.
Aizawa: What did he say?
Midoriya: He said, 'what are you going to do, stab me?'
Bakugou: To be fair, I would have stabbed me, too.
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mha-quotes-and-such · 4 months
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Bakugou: Oi Deku, why the fuck do you keep looking at me? Stop doing it Midoriya: Oh Im sorry! You just look really pretty Bakugou: Bakugou: Damn right I do. You may continue
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Izuku: Kacchan, hi!! Kirishima said that you have something cool to show me!?
Katsuki: *wordlessly holds up his hands to show Izuku*
Izuku: YOU PAINTED YOUR NAILS GREEN!?
Katsuki: I painted my fucking nails green.
Izuku: This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me *tearing up, hugs Katsuki*
Katsuki: *Grumbling* Whatever. (He's thrilled that Izuku likes his nails)
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