#iron mom?

[monster-cock69]

Omega Tony’s faking a pregnancy to cover up for the fact that underaged Peter is actually pregnant so he can raise the baby for him

#it’s something he’d do and anyone who tries to convince me otherwise is homophobic #prompt #peter parker #avengers #marvel #tony stark #iron dad #iron mom? #spiderman #someone please write this #iron man #omegaverse #omega tony #omega Peter #starker? if ya want

[canisalbus]

angsty teenage machete dying his fur red

Angsty teenage Machete dyeing his fur black like his soul.

When you try to go for that goth look but you can't dye your pastel pink nose.

#it's not a phase mom #ironically makes him look even more like a bat #anonymous #answered #CanisAlbus #own art #own characters #Machete #modern au #in reality he was raised in a very strict and traditional household I can't see him getting away with something as drastic as this

[pseudomonaslisa]

hell hath no fury like a teen girl trying to get some goddamn privacy around here

#i love amena so so so much #amena makes posts like “my second mom's emotional support secunit beefing with me who is literally a queer minor at 4AM not clickbait” #and no one can tell if she's being ironic or not. least of all secunit #murderbot #my poast

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

XD Charlie in shirt sleeves and a Very Serious Frown, sitting behind Vaggie with hair brush in one hand and one of Vaggie's wings in the other, a truly alarming assortment of hair care protects and tools strewn around her as she tries figuring out how the whole 'angel wing maintenance' thing is suppose to work-

Vaggie, dying with laughter, trying and failing to catch her breath long enough to say You can put the brush down babe and also that REALLY tickles-

Charlie: "But then what am I supposed to USE?! You just got your wings back, I don't wanna mess them up! I wanna do this right!"

Vaggie: "Sweetie, it's f-PFFT- it's fine. You can just use your fingers."

Charlie: "..ohhhh...."

Charlie:

Charlie: "..... Um. So is preening ever. I mean when someone else does it, does it ever get kinda... y'know?"

Vaggie: "Bedroom-ish?"

Charlie: "I mean if it's sensitive enough to make you ticklish-"

Vaggie: "Yeah. Sometimes."

Charlie: "What uh, what kind of sometimes?"

Vaggie: "Like when it's you're girlfriend doing it, and she's blushing so hot you can feel the little thermal updrafts also tickling your feathers."

Charlie: "You can FEEL that!?"

Vaggie: "It's like you turned on the totally unnecessary hairdryer, babe."

Charlie: "FUCK!"

Vaggie: (laughs so hard she falls over and smacks charlie in the face with a wing on the way down)

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes #the hair straightener and curling iron also won't be needed although vaggie appreciates the thought #charlie morningstar- #unable to decide if she's pissed she never saw her mom grooming her dad's wings #or EXTREMELY FUCKING GRATEFUL #that she has NO idea what that would look like

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: What are you doing?

Y/N: I'm leaving! You don't want me here, I'll just make it easier for you!

Steve: No, we want you here, we just want you to play by the rules.

Y/N: I'll pack my bags and go home right now! Would that make you guys all really happy?!

Thor: No, that would not make us happy!

Y/N: I'm sick of this shit! I'm done! I'm done!

Tony, narrating: Y/N is throwing shoes and they're cursing and all I'm thinking is "you are so hard to take seriously wearing those sunglasses!"

#source: dance moms #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #thor #thor odinson #thor incorrect quotes #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #avengers x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was a half-vampire (like my mom was a vampire) but all I got was an iron deficiency and I had to drink fish oil water daily.

#dream #mom #vampire #mother #family #iron deficiency #fish oil

[rosemaryyuri]

it's so hilarious how a large chunk of the homestuck fandom actually and genuinely believes everything rose lalonde says about herself and her life. she would be so happy. You think I'm cool, calm, and put together? You think I'm a reliable therapist for my friends? Tell me more.

#it's so funny. they fall for her front and whatever she says about her mother postretcon #(yes mom lalonde WAS abusive and severely neglected her child emotionally and physically to the point rose could not take a genuine gesture #of gift giving as anything other than deeply ironic and spiteful and also actively snuck around the house to avoid interacting with her #mother. not to mention mom lalonde was Drunk All The Time and offered rose alcohol. but yeah sure just believe the 16 year old) #talk tag #rose #sorry i just saw such a take i needed to say something about it or i would Die

[violetriorsons]

i live for the tiny little crumbs of xaden/andarna we get in the books. him calling her cute right after threshing. fitting her for a harness ("the wingleader had it made for me!" 😭😭😭). using his shadows to keep her from falling right after her growth spurt. i doubt we'll really ever get more, but i'm wishing for it anyway

#i mean they share a dragon mom #that alone should be enough for more interactions #xaden and andarna #fourth wing #iron flame #empyrean series

[ryllen]

#mtas #my time at sandrock #mtas wei #mtas builder #fanart #i found my true love target ; v ; #the smiling type is the ones that truly snatch my heart #they bring me the utmost joy #as much ironic it is unsuur makes me unsure of the rest of the stage after confession #i just thought i marry him in case the builder parents come and there would be some kind of scene over it like in portia #till the very last minute my heart was somehow still half in about it #tho in the game unsuur is read very close as 'unsure' i actually pronounce it differently bcs it's close to something in my language #unsur : means element; i thought that's nice bcs it feels closely to rock related thing #https://translate.google.com/?sl=id&tl=en&text=unsur&op=translate #if anyone even interest the slightest on how it sounds when pronounced by me here's the google translate link #but yea i'm dying that it is literally being pronounced 'unsure' #pls help him he just needs to be given a chance to command so he can learn to do independent thinking from experience #like yeah probably there would be lots of mistake at first #but u're like a mom justice who decides everything for the child so when u ask the child they just be like don't know ask mom fshdshd #he needs to be put out there #or had that been done justice if so i am sorry ; v ; #but seriously i'm dying when i kept adventuring with justice and logan and unsuur was just told to wait like a puppy fhsdh #he needs to be taught how to decide things by himself seriously #it's honestly hard to write unsuur's character #like no matter how u tried somehow it doesn't feel as close as funny or as serious deadpan like the original #wei here is like a piece of white paper i can scribble whatever i want #it's unexpected #but i ended up liking wei

[tangledinink]

new gemini update was so good as always but I can't stop thinking:

big mama: there's nothing wrong with my sons

splinter: you fucked up two perfectly good kids is what you did. look at blue. he's got an eating disorder

wwhhhattttt? nooo, don't be silly. leo doesn't have an eating disorder.

leo and donnie have eating disorders--

#this is a Joke but also No It's Not #it's just different flavors lmao #but both of them have absolutely fucked relationships with food #my poor babies... :(... who did this to you...? #(it was me i did) #leo spends a lot of time worrying about whAT hes eating and how mUCH hes eating and if hes eating the rIGHT thing #largely due to his mom and also just being a celebrity/child celebrity in general #but also in part due to: #donnie has a lot of food sensitivities which have really never been accommodated for at all and as a result he just #has a very negative association with food and eating. he doesnt LIKE eating and he avoids it a majority of the time. #its stressful and unpleasant and he doesnt like it #which ofc only gave leo another reason to hyperfixate on food and calories and nutritional value etc etc etc #which leads to #ironically #leo (who def has an undiagnosed ed and restricts/denies himself food regularly): worrying abt making sure donnie eats enough #donnie will do the same thing back sometimes but not with the same obsessiveness that leo does #esp because the ideals surrounding eating and dieting set up around them really kind of just #lead them both to believe (at least to an extent) that leo is fine and eats a totally healthy and ok amount of food (esp in comparison to d #(no he doesnt)(and even when he does thats not the point) #tw eating disorders #cw eating disorders #eating disorders #tw disorders eating #cw disordered eating #disordered eating #gemini au asks #asks #anon

[yourneighborhoodaestheticist]

Xaden "my favorite food is chocolate cake" Riorson

And Violet "I raised my eyebrows at a dragon." Sorrengail

#fourth wing #iron flame #xaden riorson #violet sorrengail #im dying #someone arrest rebecca yarros #endgame baby #mom and dad energy fr

[dark-cynder49]

Iron Opal!Delta Dawn is best mom figure. End of the world?

Don’t touch her damn kids.

And just a nice lil Delta for everyone else cause she was fun to draw

#cyn art #iron opal au #trolls chenille #trolls satin #trolls branch #trolls au #trolls #trolls delta dawn #mom delta #delta is best mom #she’s adopting all the kids

[spicy-apple-pie]

Queens slaying in their girlboss meeting

#please note that the caption is purely meant ironically #batman #superman #dc comics #supersons #lois lane #talia al ghul #in all seriousness #i would love to see a comic of them hanging out #they would totally gossip #good parent talia al ghul #good mom talia al ghul

[therantingsage]

Listen I love fankids and I love character design! Unfortunately I have no plans of making any fankids for these two in actual Finders Keepers canon because like...literally no way to do it they're too different biologically. So I adapted some instead! These are the only people I follow with fankids I think, but it's enough to make a decent spectrum as far as which parent they pull from. A few colors here n there have been adjusted just to make them look more related to my versions (super vibrant stuff makes them look like sparkledogs with how my designs work aksdjfhaskhf sorry Nyx specifically ily I promise).

Beanie by @electrozeistyking

Nyx by @thecosmiccrow

Colt and Akita by @lilblucat

#Finders Keepers AU #Murder Drones #Nuzi #biscuitbites #Nuzi f #nuzi fankid #md Uzi #Uzi Doorman #md N #Beanie Doorman #Nyx Doorman #Colt Doorman #Akita Doorman #Doodles #Maybe sometime I'll design?? Something of my own? idk #But for now!! Fanart!! #Me sprinkling in lore hints for my own thing while making fanart for other people oops #Pulled a lot of design details from my werewolf Uzi design #And also N's mom #Because genetics and theoretical genetics! #Sorry I made all your guys furries aksdjfhaksdfh aside from Akita #Who ironically is the one named after a dog breed #The irony is not lost on me

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Tony: Any plans for tonight?

Peter: No.

Tony: Loser.

Peter: Thanks, dad.

#Original: mom's texts #Incorrect dad Tony #Incorrect iron dad #iron dad and spider son #iron dad #spider son #tonystark #iron man #tony stark #peterparker #peter parker #spiderson #spider man #spiderman #marvel #avengers #incorrect quotes

[bethanydelleman]

My paternal grandmother's parents wanted her to never leave home and take care of them in their old age. She went to nursing school and got a job against their wishes. They didn't want her to marry, but she started dating my grandfather anyway (they met after he came back from a date with her younger sister). She got pregnant, told my grandfather he had three months to decide what to do or she was raising the baby alone. In the 1950s. They got married and immediately moved to Canada to get away from her family. She was a stay-at-home mom for most of her life and had eight children.

I didn't know until I was an adult how much of a bad-ass she was; she was "just" the grandma who taught me how to knit, made delicious cookies, and used to repair my favourite dolls.

#international women's day #he wasn't like dating her younger sister they just went on one date #and I guess he saw her ironing and decided he picked the wrong sister #when I was told the pregnancy part I was blown away #she was ready to be a single mom #personal #they lived in the Netherlands btw #they decided to move to Canada because Canada accepted them right away #the US and Australia had waiting periods