#source: dance moms

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: What are you doing?

Y/N: I'm leaving! You don't want me here, I'll just make it easier for you!

Steve: No, we want you here, we just want you to play by the rules.

Y/N: I'll pack my bags and go home right now! Would that make you guys all really happy?!

Thor: No, that would not make us happy!

Y/N: I'm sick of this shit! I'm done! I'm done!

Tony, narrating: Y/N is throwing shoes and they're cursing and all I'm thinking is "you are so hard to take seriously wearing those sunglasses!"

#source: dance moms #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #thor #thor odinson #thor incorrect quotes #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #avengers x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“Fighting with Donnie sucks. It feels like we're going through a divorce.”

— Casey, at some point

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: dance moms #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #casey jones #donatello #jonatello

[angelofthenight]

Cersei: You have an attitude that you are entitled in this world! You are not! You deserve nothing else! You earn it! You cant stand here and cry.

Sansa: …Well if you yell at me I’m gonna cry

Cersei: GET OUT

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[spiltinksky]

Jisoo: What are you doing?

Seungkwan: I'm leaving! You don't want me here, I'll just make it easier for you!

Minghao: No, we want you here, we just want you to play by the rules.

Seungkwan: I'll pack my bags and go home right now! Would that make you guys all really happy?!

Soonyoung: No, that would not make us happy!

Seungkwan: I'm sick of this shit! I'm done! I'm done!

Hansol, narrating: Seungkwan is throwing shoes and he's cursing and all I'm thinking is "you are so hard to take seriously wearing those sunglasses!"

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[d-dormant]

the dinner scene but it's dance moms

queen ingrith: i don't believe you and your doctorate. that's scary. i feel so sorry for your patients.

maleficent: i'm not really worried about your assessment of me. and i don't deal with dissociative identity disorder in my practice.

diaval, under his breath: oh wow... just got diagnosed.

queen ingrith: you're just a bitch.

maleficent: at least i'm only one bitch — you're, like, three bitches! with all your different personalities—

diaval: *bursts out laughing*

maleficent: —i got to call you, like, bitch 1, 2, 3!

#honestly the dinner scene IS dance moms #maleval #throwing maleval in there just bc diaval is supportive & having the time of his life #maleficent #diaval #maleficent films #shitposting #queen ingrith #queen ingrid #m:moe #maleficent mistress of evil #dance moms #source: dance moms

[ladymiraclewings]

Genya Shinazugawa: We all walked into the dojo for training today, and everyone’s like, “Oh, where’s Himejima? Where’s Himejima?”.

Genya: And I’m all like, who the hell cares? Party!

#demon slayer #demon slayer incorrect quotes #kimetsu no yaiba #incorrect quotes #source: dance moms #genya shinazugawa #gyomei himejima

[athfiq]

Meatwad: “I just cry sometimes, it’s no big deal.”

#aqua teen hunger force #athf #incorrect quotes #posted by mod dex #meatwad #source: dance moms

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Shosei: we should all buy knockoff designer bags and fill them with bricks and when Kinjo walks by hit him with ‘em

#source: dance moms #jo1 #shosei #ohira shosei #sukai #kinjo sukai #incorrect jo1 #incorrect qoutes #incorrect jpop qoutes

[incorrect-heroes]

Ando: fighting with Hiro sucks. it feels like we're going through a divorce.

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[purplegn0mes]

I don’t like to lose, but I don’t ever lose anyway

Tybalt

#gnomeo and juliet #incorrect quotes #incorrect gnomeo and juliet quotes #tybalt #source: dance moms

[ukulelekatie]

Okay I can’t sleep and I also can’t stop thinking about the “JoJo Siwa hates the word lesbian” debacle.

On the one hand, I’m disappointed. Even if she didn’t mean any harm and was just expressing her own discomfort with the term as a personal identity (which is totally valid and she should identify with whichever labels are most comfortable for her), she has a huge platform and this kind of commentary could negatively affect the queer people who look up to her, some of whom may already be feeling shame over identifying as lesbians. In the same interview, she mentions taking the responsibility of being a gay icon seriously, however, to me this doesn’t sound like the kind of role model behavior she’s talking about.

On the other hand, there are factors that I think her critics are overlooking: 1. She’s young. 2. She’s relatively new to the community. 3. For better or for worse, her rise to fame was due in part to her outspoken, occasionally inappropriately blunt personality. She’s gonna fuck up. We discussed at length when she first came out about how we shouldn’t put her on a pedestal or hold her to ridiculously high standards because someday she’ll make mistakes. And she did, and we can only hope that this will be a valuable learning experience for her.

But perhaps the most important factor is that this is far from a unique experience. I may not like the way she said it, but I get it. I know so many people who have felt the same discomfort over claiming the label, including myself. And JoJo isn’t even the only sapphic celebrity to publicly say so; in 2020, girl in red made very similar remarks in an interview and received the same criticism.

This is part of a much larger conversation that didn’t start with JoJo and certainly won’t end with her. The complicated relationship that lesbians (and people who could identify as lesbians but choose not to) have with the word lesbian is incredibly fascinating, and it’s also super sad that so many of us feel this much shame and discomfort toward a term that should be morally neutral, if not celebrated. There’s so much to unpack and I hope this situation opens up a more nuanced conversation about destigmatizing the word lesbian.

#alright I’m gonna try to go back to bed now lmao #sorry for not adding alt text to screenshots or links to sources—tumblr mobile inexplicably won’t let me paste anything tonight #side note i think it’s hilarious that almost all of my favs from dance moms have since come out as queer #jojo siwa #lgbtq+ #lesbian

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Karai, did you have anything to say to Shredder?

Karai: He can drown in Hell.

#thank you for the submission <3 #submission #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: dance moms #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #karai #shredder #oroku saki

[angelofthenight]

Tommy: You have an attitude that you are entitled in this world! You are not! You deserve nothing else! You earn it! You can't stand here and cry.

You: …Well if you yell at me I’m gonna cry

Tommy: GET OUT

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[thebananwithaplan]

. "Must be nice being a 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' fan."

. "They get to keep celebrating Halloween until the end of December, and start celebrating Christmas as of October/November."

Two holidays for the price of one.

#appeeling show host (dancing banana) #((source: my mom the fan who's started with the decorations for a while now and usually just adds the 'holiday' stuff to the #already existing Halloween ones until Christmas or even New Years))

[zalayni]

🌆 LOVE U 3000┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ pairing: earth 42!miles morales x reader

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ summary: your life is always interesting now that you're dating the one and only miles morales.

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ author's note: the discord server for atsv fans between 13-16 is still open so hmu if you wanna join 😝😝

he cups his hand under your mouth whenever he feeds you food so it won't fall on your clothes.

“here Mami try this” miles cupped his hand under her chin and gently blew in the soup that he had in a spoon so it wouldn't burn your mouth.

your his shadowboxing victim whenever his friends aren't around

he doesn't mind being his nerdy self around you

miles punched the air and faked dodge a nonexistent punch before turning towards you as you sat on his bed with your phone in your hand. “do you think I can defeat batman?” you rolled your eyes and chuckled at him. “Miles he's like twice your size.”

you two obviously play fight for fun. he never once hurt you for real

he gets too lazy to type out his messages sometimes so he resorts into sending you voicenotes instead

deadly ass side eye whenever you jokingly insult him

“that purple hoodie you have on makes you look like grimace” you said with a hand on your mouth to stop the laughter that was about to burst out of her. Miles stopped in his tracks slowly turning his eyes towards you, side eyeing your laughing figure. “you play too much.”

he has the receipt tucked into his wallet from your guy's first date which was at the arcade.

has his lockscreen and wallpaper saved as a picture of you two. he changes it atleast once a month because he adores taking pictures of you.

a bright flash disturbed you from doing your skin care routine. you turned your vanity chair towards the source only to find Miles smiling down at his phone. “did you just take a picture of me?” “um maybe."

you two love to post eachother on your instagrams

bro does not know how to swim 😭😭 if you're able to swim then he'll ask you to teach him but if you can't that still won't stop the two of you from going swimming especially when it's summer

stares at you whenever you're doing your makeup, hair, or even your skincare.

“Morales you're staring.” you joked seeing him stare at you from the corner of your eye. this made Miles scoff “so what?”

he wears a chain with your initial as the pendant and he wears matching bracelets with you.

whenever he sleeps with a bonnet on he wakes up with the end of it hiding one of his eyes.

“what are you laughing at?” he croaked still obviously half asleep. “did you turn emo miles?” you asked before pointing at his bonnet that slipped down, hiding his left eye.

really wanted to get his ears pierced and when he finally got them he was squeezing the blood out of your hands once they held the needle against his hear

you winced at how tight Miles's grip on your hand got. You saw him shut his eyes tightly when the needle went through making the hole for the piercing. Once it was all done he looked down at your hand noticing how red it is which made him laugh. “sorry Mami.”

“five more minutes” warrior. that man refuses to get up early even if you two need to be somewhere on time.

he has a habit of turning towards you with the "did you just see that?" look whenever he sees someone doing something embarrassing.

he'll ask you to come over just so you two can bake together. his mom thinks the two of you are adorable

he has a PC set up with a his gaming chair and right next to it is your set up and chair that he had bought so you two can play together

“do you like it?" Miles said while uncovering your eyes to show you his hard work on setting everything up. the whole setup was based on your favorite colors. “how much did this cost?” you asked making Miles shut you up with a kiss. “don't even worry about it.”

you two danced in the rain once thinking it was a good idea but the both of you ended up sick afterwards

he gifts you a promise ring since you two are too young to get married just yet

has a habit of turning his head so his lips could reach your hand whenever you cup his face

has a whole board filled with pictures of you two either from a polaroid or photobooths

over all gentleman towards you (and his mom ofc)

actually loves physical touch

you were standing up making yourself a sandwich for a late night snack until you felt someone snake their arms around your waist and rest their head against your shoulder. you didn't have to look over your shoulder to figure out who it was. “hey, you hungry?” miles hummed against your shoulder, tightening his grip on your waist. “yeah.”

when you two take the subway he has his arm wrapped around your waist while resting his hand on your hip as his free hand was holding onto one of the poles. he does this no creep comes your way and so you won't fall as the subway can be pretty rough at times.

pulls out his phone whenever you two aren't together in person.

“miss you :(”

“miles I literally just left like a couple minutes ago”

he knows whenever you feel down even if you don't say anything about it

“hermosa, look at me.” he lifted your chin with his hand making you stare up at him. “what's wrong? you're not your usual self.”

respects your boundaries and leaves you alone/drops the subject if you don't feel comfortable talking about it at the moment

“sorry, I just. I just don't wanna talk about it right now.” Miles smiled at you before kissing the top of your hand that he was holding. “it's okay mi niña hermosa, talk to me when you're ready."

#across the spiderverse #atsv #miles morales #atsv imagines #earth42 miles #earth 42 miles morales x reader #earth 42 miles x reader #earth42 miles morales #miles morales x reader #miles morales x y/n

[satoruhour]

a/n: i need college / uni bf!geto rn bc my hands hurt :( newly established relationship <3 0.9k, rich kid!suguru i guess? / tagging @crysugu @na-t0 @papersirens @hydrovillette

“didn’t i tell you not to go so hard on your essay?” geto gives you a small smile, countered by your cute pout in the dark room of your dorm. the way he lectures is gentle, having no bite to it because how would he ever dare to sink his teeth into something as sweet as you? he knows if he does, however, he just might become addicted to you. it’s clear already how the teeth is breaking skin and drawing blood just by the items in the room:

both your faces are illuminated by the fairy lights you begged suguru to buy — he gives in and buys it for you as always. it’s shown in the starbucks mug that cost ¥3300, the sanrio themed bed sheets that you’re now sitting on, the convenience store onigiris for you to store in your fridge.

“was rushin’ it before 2359, su, you know that…” you mumble more to yourself than your boyfriend, who’s staring at you as your eyes droop sheepishly to your connected hands. it’s not wrong that you could’ve started writing this essay a little earlier, cited your sources a little earlier, but you still managed to do it; at the expense of your hands. they ached and throbbed from the position they were in for the past few hours — at least you still had managed to submit it with two minutes to spare.

“but not to the point where your hands turn sore, my darling.” geto brings your hands to his lips to kiss, like the little gesture of love could magically heal you. it feels like it does. the tenderness of his touch, the roughness of his finger pads against your smoother skin, the thoughtfulness itself. you grunt a little in pain when suguru starts to massage the palm, digging his thumb in and dragging it up and down. he squeezes your hands, giving each finger its attention, wiggling the hands to loosen your muscles.

“you know,” you hum in response and look up from your flustered state to find him already staring at you, “my mom used to do this for me.”

“yeah?” you whisper, heart pounding in your ears. two and a half months in and geto suguru was already treating you like treasure, not at all what they say he is: conceited of his intelligence, rude, a know-it-all rich kid. sure, he was smart, he was rich, but he made it clear he had no interest in the industrial, business side of the family. geto was generally open about his past, his parents leaving the toxic world and giving their son an upbringing filled with unconditional love and openness. but people usually liked the juicier gossip; none of them had bothered to know geto for who he was.

“yeah.” geto brings you in via your hands, lips colliding clumsily against yours from the force and you both laugh softly, “said its been passed down in her family for the longest time.”

“it’s helping… a little,” you giggle, eyes memorising his eyes shone under fluorescent.

“is it now?” the warmth of his hand leave yours for a moment to tilt your head up, catching your lips properly this time as he moves slow. suguru takes his time with you, moving against you as his other hand still continues to massage. that was one thing he was good at too, multitasking; he plays with your hand, travelling over your fingers and stroking over each section and its nail bed and then pulling away teasingly while he continues to hypnotise you into a dance. you hear him hum into the kiss, exhaling through his nose as he now interlocks both hands.

“focus on the squeezes, baby,” geto suguru drives you insane, in that little silky voice of his and the slight lilt in his voice. you let him lead you, feeling the soft pressure of his hand as he brings them above your heads and leans forward. you make a small surprised sound as he brings you right down to lay flat on the bed, hovering over you whilst still giving those periodic squeezes, entirely at his mercy as his lips never stop. they come off to breathe for some air and you’re the same, flushed cheeks and swollen lips and geto lets out a shaky breath.

it’s only then when he lets go, caught in your trance. easily, he tugs you into his lap as he lays down, not sure if he could uphold his obsession if he was on top.

“is this really part of the massage process?” you ask, legs naturally going to either side of his hips as you lay on his chest. you smile to yourself when you realise how fast his heart’s beating. off to the side, geto finds your hand again: him with his left and you with your right and you tangle into each other with the choreography of a million sprouts in the wind. finger into finger and palm against palm.

“hmm…” geto feigns confusion, prompting you to turn your head towards him. you grin seeing his red cheeks, “nah, just deviating a little from the family recipe… is it working?”

“it was earlier but now? oh, no, not really.” geto’s eyes flutter close when you move forward just a bit to peck his lips. you twine your fingers with his; you’re getting good at this multitasking thing. “but wherever you are, i will always feel much better than i was.”

“good.” suguru mumbles with a lovesick smile, and he gives your connected hands a squeeze and a grin threatens to spread across his face when you squeeze back just as hard, “that’s… really good.”

#jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #jjk fluff #jjk geto x reader #jjk scenarios #jjk drabbles #suguru geto #geto suguru x reader #jujutsu kaisen geto #geto x reader #jjk geto #suguru geto x reader #geto smut #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen #getou x reader #geto x you #geto suguru