#it means I’m Sorry

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying #literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it #if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT #please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok #the muppet christmas carol #for the love of god please people

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

#talking #edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao #i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years #older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post #you guys are so sensitive my god #i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to #take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post

[mearchy]

#mine is 295 pages somewhere around 5600 fics #and i’ve had that account for six or seven years #im about to tag the hell out of this for exposure sorry #i’m trying to get the widest sample size #the old guard #star wars #doctor who #polls #ao3 #fanfic #writeblr #the clone wars #the mandalorian #our flag means death #spn #supernatural #destiel #good omens #ineffable husbands #bbc sherlock #x men #cherik #immortal husbands #kaysanova #sequel trilogy #prequel trilogy #reylo #(can’t believe i used that tag. first time) #911 fox

[snapscube]

Many people say stuff about you. Like how you are sensative, annoying, an idiot, or just straight up bad person. How do you feel about that?

#i’m so sorry this is the funniest ask i’ve gotten in a very long time #and i don’t mean to make fun but i genuinely have no way of parsing if this is written in good faith or not #i’m just elated #and i don’t know how to respond otherwise

[theoldkyokodied]

If you follow my main you had to know this was coming… anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)

#bloodweave #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate more like baldurs gay amirite folks? #yeah sorry the themes of hunger abuse and power got to me. I’m not immune to thematically mirrors #I have so many thoughts about the it’s not even funny anymore #oh you mean to tell me that canonically gale would offer up his blood if asked and that astarion can’t even do that bc of the orb ?? #tasteful irony that the guy who would want to help can’t do that bc of a mistake he made for love. #especially devastating for someone who measures his self worth in usefulness #oh they are so fucked up and they could understand each other in ways hardly reachable to others #once I start an origin run it’s over for you guys I will be so insufferable. even more than usual

[hotdogmchiggin]

I guess DARE wasn’t a thing in Goron City

#saw someone call zelda the gorons drug dealer and I couldnt get the image of her in a trenchcoat peddling marbled rock roast to children #like one of those shady guys selling wristwatches in cartoons out of my head #anyway that’s where this came from #trying to figure out comics and shit. not my strong suit so sorry if its rough. #figuring out an optimal level of detail is hard :( first I’m like oh i’ll just leave it black and white and then i’m like maybe ill add #color and then i’m like well now it needs shading and THEN it needs lighting and THEN IT NEEDS A BACKGROUND AND THEN IT NEE #anyway i should. probably stop rambling bye #loz #tears of the kingdom #totk #totk spoilers #i mean sorta. not huge spoilers. slight spoilers for goron arc I guess #zelda #myart

[twinstxrs]

idk if this is accurate but i’ve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics we’ve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of riz’s magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgug’s gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. riz’s gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an “absolute sweetie.” like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but they’d go to war for each other, because they’re best friends.

#riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #these kids are all so self-sacrificing but i do think riz gorgug are the most clear (& juxtaposed) self-sacrificers #riz will mentally tear himself to pieces and get lost in cases and take on ungodly levels of stress for those he loves #gorgug will use himself as a human shield. he will take hit after hit if it means his friends are okay. #and they’d both do the other thing too. riz would let himself get hit for gorgug. gorgug would pull all nighters & take stress for riz. #even if mechanically they can’t or it wouldn’t make sense. they would if they could. #also #the starstruck barry mechanic of being a guard is so gorgug. it’s soooo gorgug like that’s literally him #anyways love this tall green guy & this short green guy so much #especially because gorgug is tall & considered intimidating but protective in a deeply kind way #while riz is short & underestimated but protective in a deeply vicious way (affectionate) #i hope this makes sense but i think riz is primarily ‘i would kill for you’ & gorgug is primarily ‘i would die for you’ maybe #this does not mean gorgug would not kill for riz or riz would not die for gorgug. they both would. #but those are the primary ways their love manifests due to the nature of their strengths/personalities. To Me #idk this is all just me saying stuff when i should be sleeping 😭 #sorry if i missed a riz gorgug moment in the main post btw i’m tired

[potato-lord-but-not]

epic wife moment

#I SCHEDULED THIS AT 11 AM INSTEAD OF PM GOD #that’s why you may be seeing this twice sorry I like my schedules #anyway she’s got the whole galaxy in her skirt and bestie I’m a deep space explorer #I mean what #traditional art #artists on tumblr #lgbtq #queer art #sapphic #sapphic art #starry eyed

[figofswords]

hey dunmeshi people I bought the manga and I’m reading volume 4 currently and.

and. what in the yuri. hello?????? google says they’re not canon but what??? is this then???? if not deep and intense homosexual tension?????? fellas is it homie behavior to interlace your fingers and press close to each other while naked in the bath?? just besties??? i’m??????

#dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi #like I’m sorry but what the fuck is this???? what the fuck? #i found ppl asking if they were gay on reddit and ppl answering with ‘not canonically but ppl ship it. I don’t see it tho’ #WAHT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT SEE IT. ARE YOU BLIND. ARE YOU STUPID #WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

[swedenis-h]

Din will never be able to rest

June 16th prompt: old married couple ( @dinlukeweek )

#I’m sorry @ dinlukeweek for nonstop tagging you for two weeks #i’m almost done #ONE MORE DAY AND THEN IM GONE FIR GOOD! #dinluke week 2023 #dinluke fanart #dinluke #the ship name has no meaning to me anymore #that’s just a bunch of letters #din darjin #Luke Skywalker #skydalorian #sw #sw art #art #fanart #digital art #fan art #star wars #my art #star wars fanart #rey skywalker #poe dameron #finn dameron #dinluke au

[l-just-want-to-see]

you’ve heard of Percy “makes every immortal hate him by roasting them ceaselessly” Jackson now get ready for Nico “every immortal loves him for some reason” di Angelo

#I’m sorry but Dionysus? Apollo obv #Hades #Persephone even seemed pretty Nico pos #As well as Demeter and Bob #and I am by no means denouncing Percy. he’s the goat for that #pjo hoo toa #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #nico di angelo

[rebornrosess]

happy hozier day to all those who celebrate

#hozier releasing a new ep on his bday which is also st patricks day…big day for irish ppl! #i am canadian idk if any of that means anything #if not i am sorry </3 #i’m like 1/8th irish at the very most so </3 #i just think it is neat #anyways i’m scheduling this for 12am i will update later with my thoughts on the ep 😁 #update: LOVE THEM!!! love the new sound tiktok can suck it i am very excited to see where he goes 😁 #st patricks day #eat your young #hozier

[theminecraftbee]

also I know it’s been half an hour but I am still dying that gem went “I know what I should joke about. ethubs and scarian making babies together.” if we ever needed proof she is here in the walls watching us,

#hermitshipping #I MEAN. ITS A HERMIT SHIPPING. #shoutout to bdubs repeatedly going ‘YOU MEAN HORSES. PLEASE CLARIFY FOR TUMBLR.’ #I’m so sorry bdubs I don’t think gem meant horses. I think gem knew EXACTLY what she was saying.

[r-aindr0p]

That last chapter of Glorious masquerade was crazy.

#twisted wonderland #glorious masquerade #idia shroud #azul ashengrotto #malleus draconia #rollo flamme #twst shitpost #(fire) clown to (fire) clown communication #clutching my fists and punching walls thinking abt rollos backstory #When his outfit and fireplace were craftable I lost it aswell #breathing his uniform like its an oxygen supply #I past the point of no return concerning bell rat guy #see you next year to get back your uniform Mr Rollo #The note says ’sorry hottie I’m borrowing this from you’ #Although ’BG’ here is a french abreviation it would totally work with ’Beautiful Guy’ which means the same thing

[spn-incorrect-quotes]

Dean: That shirt looks great, Y/n.

Y/n: Thanks.

Dean: But I bet it would look even better on Sam's floor.

Sam: Are you hitting on Y/n... for me?

#I’m sorry for posting the same thing twice I didn’t mean too 😭 #incorrect quotes supernatural #dean winchester #plus size reader #sam winchester #supernatural x reader #dean winchester x plus size reader #dean winchester x reader #sam winchester x reader #supernatural incorrect quotes

[o-wild-west-wind]

there’s something about how Stede crossing out DEAD and circling ALIVE on the wanted poster like the silly little lover he is manages to be, like…the heart and thesis of the show all in one.

it’s baffling. it’s goofy. it’s a bit sad. it’s optimistic, despite. it’s love in action. it’s earnest beyond belief.

and—quite literally—it’s choosing live.

#it’s foreshadowing it’s a parallel it’s a metaphor it’s got me chewing drywall again!! #there’s like. so much one could unpack here and I don’t have time rn but. I will be rotating it in my brain a while #if this has already been said I’m so sorry I’ve been gone a while and I’m the king of reliving epiphanies #anywho. did I mention this is a really good show yet— #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd meta