even more job ideas for your western/cowboy oc that are not outlaws, bounty hunters, or sheriffs
wanted poster sketch artist - try your darnedest, some of the descriptions folks will give you will be really... something
owner of a small inn/old trading post in the middle of nowhere - days are slow, but ever so often you get travelers stopping by to rest or replenish their things
stablehand for a traveling wild west show like "Buffalo Bill's" - working with performers is tough (they always think they're the main character ugh), you prefer the company of animals and enjoy watching shows from behind-the-scenes
a small town's local barber... and dentist... and surgeon...
saloon piano player - inebriated patrons amuse and annoy you
snake oil salesperson - do you brew your own magic juice or are you just a pawn in a larger business?
sunday school "teacher" - you were not quite educated yourself, but you were the only able-bodied adult in town without kids or family, so you got assigned daycare duty
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Wait a minute, Capcom
I can get chased by a herd of monsters
Severe weather effects trying to kill me
AND I get a flying bird dog?
I would have just taken a few frontier monsters
BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA SPOIL ME!
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a guy who survived a scalping
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If I had to describe “Sonic Frontiers”, imagine playing “Tears of the Kingdom” or “Breath of the Wild”. Everything is normal up until one of the boss fights. Suddenly, the soundtrack from “Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance” kicks in.
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very excited to send robots to the shadowrealm tonight
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Masterlist.
All my fics are rated E 18+ MDNI.
Coming soon:
Peña & Prada - Mini series.
Series:
Stockholm's Syndrome - Dave York & reader - Completed.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Good For You - Frankie & Reader & Pope - Completed.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Drabble - Waking up
One Shots:
Need - Pedro Pascal x Reader.
Dream - Pedro Pascal x Reader.
Rail me - Pedro Pascal x Reader.
The restaurant - Pedro Pascal x Reader.
Sunday - Pedro Pascal x Reader.
The MET - Pedro Pascal x Reader
In the car - Pedro Pascal x Reader
Behind the car - Pedro Pascal x Reader
Rough - Javier Peña x Reader
Movie - Pedro Pascal x Reader.
On my knees - Javier Peña x Reader.
The script - Pedro Pascal x Reader
Can't Get Over You - Peña x Reader
Obey - Pedro Pascal x Reader - Comming soon.
Collaborations:
A collaboration amongst smutty parishioners of
The Church of the Slutty Knee.
A Series of Firsts - Pedro x Oscar
Chapter 1 - First Taste
Chapter 2 - First Touch
Chapter 3 - Primer Amanecer (First Sunrise)
Chapter 4 - First Lesson
Chapter 5 - First Reversal
Chapter 6 - Comming soon
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Just a little reminder that I wrote a book. It’s got murders! It’s got spiritualism! It’s got people spelling groceries wrong and a bunch of fun old west nicknames!
You can get it in the UK, America and Australia wherever you like to buy your books 💀📚
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