#patrolling

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Oh my God. If baby oil dissolves condoms, what the fuck does it do to babies?!

Tony: This may he shocking to you, but condoms and babies are made out of different materials

Harley: it's like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom. Baby defeats baby oil. And condom defeats baby!

Tony: exactly. Wait. How the fuck do you know that baby oil dissolves condoms!?

Peter: *awkward laugh* that's a funny story actually! Umm, you see- *runs away*

Tony: HEY! GET BACK HER YOU LITTLE SHIT! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT BABY OIL DISSOLVES CONDOMS!?

#Thats actually a very funny stark mr stark #one for another time #because Peter has to go... #patrolling #definitely has to go out spidermanning right now #nothing suspicious about that #peter parker #tony stark #harley keener #marvel #irondad #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect peter parker #funny #textpost #mr stark

[acmeoop]

St. Canard Heat Wave “Dry Hard” (1991)

#90s #disney afternoon #darkwing duck #launchpad mcquack #st canard #ratcatcher #gif #driving #patrolling #cape

[katchwreck]

Red Guards having a rest around a campfire on the street in October, 1917.

Photographer: Iakov Vladimirovich Steinberg

#red guards #1917 #october revolution #russia #patrolling #communists #revolutionaries #marxism leninism #group photo #photo #historical photos

[stoptellinglieslois]

Clarkdick it's late night patrolling they are hungry what would they be eating.

Clark would bring this

Dick would bring this

#superman #nightwing #clark kent #dick grayson #nightwing x superman parings #clark x dick #fandom #clarkdick #dickclark #superwing #patrolling #comfort food

[sailoreddy]

#sailor moon #sailor moon memes #saban moon #toon makers sailor moon #gif #they see me rollin #they hatin #patrolling #Ridin dirty #ami mizuno #amy mizuno #amy anderson #blue #gang way for the original party girl #quotes #ray mona #live action sailor moon #take that #tall dark and gruesome

[flyandpoop]

The field of view works great :)

#flynpoop #pigeon #gamedev #games #gaming #indiegame #madewithunity #programming #lowpoly #hotdog #patrolling

[asteroidtroglodyte]

#troglodyte thoughts #free range sustainable shitpost #anti doomscroll patrol #fuck advertisers #fuck youth worship #you’re just getting started sweetie #there’s so much plot left to uncover

[jigsaw-copycat]

who's coming to the saw patrol double feature /j

[ID: An article headline from the website Den of Geek reading "Forget Barbenheimer and Get Ready for Saw Patrol. Saw X and Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie are now set to be released on the same day." End ID.]

#saw #sawposting #sawblr #saw 2004 #saw movies #saw franchise #adam faulkner #adam faulkner stanheight #adam stanheight #dr lawrence gordon #lawrence gordon #john kramer #paw patrol #guess I should tag that too #saw patrol #animal abuse tw

[frownyalfred]

"That's all from Talia," Bruce says about a characteristic Damian absolutely, 100% inherited from him.

#it's his go-to excuse and it's hilarious #damian tries to bite someone #“oh that's talia's” bruce we SAW you bite someone on patrol today #bruce wayne #batman #dc #damian wayne #talia al ghul #poor talia the absent mother is getting so much psychic blame #dc comics #batfamily

[jaubaius]

Follow your dreams

Source

#snoopy #red baron #amazing #flying patrol #awesome #funny

[fabcreature]

you know what, since we've been talking about how annoying it is when people react like "what drugs were they on when they wrote this 🤪" when someone is creative, i just wanna say

everyone who says "HOW IS THIS A KIDS' MOVIE 😱😱", when a kids' movie is a little bit out of the box and features dark or deep imagery and meanings, owes me one thousand euros

#coraline #nightmare before christmas #return to oz #spirited away #secret of nimh #sorry you guys are fucking boring #kids can watch things with more artistic merit than paw patrol you know #children's media can be interesting and deep and dark #kids aren't made of glass. they can handle creepy things. they can Enjoy creepy things. #so you know. shut the fuck up and give me one thousand euros #eg posts

[junk-culture]

good ending

#i got some uhhh like. army style/cadet patrol boots and ik buying from military supplies shops is cringe but #im sick of shoes that dont last + i want something sturdy for walking thats also not as ugly as normal walking shoes. #some butch swag was gained today i think #i got them in brown because idk jgjgk i didnt want the black ones to look Too armycore .or too policecore(throwing up noise) #it's a swag shade of brown though

[kerbrobro]

Sniffing is everything in THE DOG Island.

#hot dog patrol #THE DOG Island

[liyrical]

mgyj dump

#my art #fushiita #itafushi #yuji itadori #yuuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #track suggestion: set fire to the third bar by snow patrol

[deadsetobsessions]

A scene that’s been buzzing in my head but I can’t seem to find the words for:

Danny: we should do some sibling bonding activities guys

Tim, a tired Robin: *points towards the fifth exploding building they’ve evacuated this week alone* two-face and riddler are helping

Dick, in a burnt smelling Nightwing suit: That’s not- okay, that’s not like an activity we do with the intention of bonding though

Jason, holding his helmet out hopefully: We can beat up the joker?

Danny, always ready for clown beat downs: and set his shit on fire?

Tim, who was raised by Danny and hates the guy who killed his favorite Robin: and fuck up his taxes and send the IRS after him?

Dick, who’s a protective, vindictive, and the og shit stirrer of big brother: toss him off a building or two?

Jason, holding back tears: I don’t fucking hate you losers too much, I guess.

Batman, on the comms: No-

Agent “I don’t have a ‘No-Kill’ Rule so fuck around and Find Out” A, running the comms: Oracle, cut Batman off from the planning session

#alfred pennyworth #danny phantom #Danny raised Tim #danny is a bat #Robin dc #they’re on patrol #nightwing #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #dc x dp #dp x dc #batman #bruce wayne #Alfred ‘selective hearing’ Pennyworth #sibling bonding #is sometimes planning the misery of the asshole that killed one of your brothers #Batman being a wet blanket #jason todd and dick grayson

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 122

“Have you met Seal Hood?” 

Dick paused almost mid-jump, having apparently turned to the wrong channel but also changed to the perfect one too. At least, perfect in the fact that he had just overheard an interesting thing from Jason, apparently forgetting that his comm was in fact on still. 

Damian must have answered, because Jason snorted a laugh. “You can try getting him to leave, he’s taken over my bathtub and keeps eating all my food.” 

Hold up, was- Dick had thought Jason was talking about a plush or something, but was he talking about a literal living animal seal??

“I’ll have you know I’m not going to make a poor little baby seal leave, and I’m not putting him in a zoo, brat.” 

Oh Gotham, it was a real living animal seal. Dick about faced, rushing towards Jason’s safehouse. How did he get a seal? Why was it in his bathtub?? Why hadn’t he called the proper people for this sort of thing?! He had to get to the safehouse now to see this shit.

Baby Seal Danny <3

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Ghost Selkie Danny #Space Core Danny #Yes he looks like a lil ice (harp) seal but once he’s an adult he’ll be like a space seal lol #But for now he is tiny baby who is messing with Jason & his goonion for fun #Damian holding giant baby seal: This is my nephew #Dick who just fell through the window: What #Danny: I have miscalculated and gotten adopted but he’s not a fruitloop soo #Yes Hood’s Merry Men have made the seal-child a matching coat & hood #Danny eating all of Jason’s food: This is a hallucination #Jason who just came back from patrol to a tiny child in his safehouse: How did you even get in here #Child acquired